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BY WALTIill A. B1NCI.AIH.
"Waon't tht trnirlc about that KnglHIi
Bovollut almost rtarvln In Penvir r
raimfl hj had no ilinin-i Jiui ft'" rxoluinit-il
Friend Wife.
"A If a dinner nerdid a Jacket." m-offed
the T;red Hunincss Man. "t'nloaa, of
coureo, It was a cold dinner. I do erllv
blive that nn Knullshmnn would refuse
to al potatoea wltluiut jackets. I'prs' n
ally I have eaten them In shirt sieevi s
Now, don't go adding and on iihlit front,
too." These Mttlo matter of tahle niceties
cannot always 1h correctly canted ami
those who aometline nil their a in In
eatinK don't miss a miss when ktsslnir.
"What aston shed me In the whole mat
ter waa that Mr. lxeke. the lrinry nov
elist, would even descend to eat In n dnn i
.tacket. True, the natnp would i.;.-nlfy a
Jacket to eat dinner In, althoiiKh some
prefer a d nlng room. Hut as 1 under
atood It, no proiurlv appointed Knulish
man, or disappointed one either, would
thins of eatinK alter A o'clock in anything
but properly hacked off, 8lke-tailed coui.
Shades of the Cafe de l'Opera.
"Of all the fearful garments over Imag
ined, commend me to the evening coat.
Nobody has yet been oblo to auasest uny
use for those two little bteerln planes ex
cept to get in the way wl.n sitting down
or to conceal the pistol pocket when
standing up. I have seen actors and lec
turers ostentatiously demonstrate spike
tals by very ponderously reaching nto
them, with, a crawl stroke, that nearly dU
locales the shoulder, and producing a
handkerchief, which after a violent blast
la replaced with appropriate Realities.
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We ' I
(WERE YOU A5LCEP.'
YOU NEVER SEEM TO
BE INTERESTED WHE Nl
I'M TALKING ON THE
V HAT QUESTION !
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RAREBIT I ATE TONIGHT
IS WHAT MAHES ME
50 uninteresting!-!
"PKKS3 SL'IT."
safe. Hy keeping firmly baed analnst a
wall he concrula those aplke tall. Hut
one atep off the beaten path and be feela
that every gaze, la centered on htm. waiting-
for him to make a foolish' of hlmselt.
"Why they should he the correct thlnf
for dinner 1 can't see. If Ihft unfortunate
wearer drops a scuttle of soup or a portion
tf gravy Into his lap he has no coat folda
to conceal the fact during the rest of tha
evetiliiR. The only real use I ever heard of
an evetiinij' coat bein put to was by two
disreputable acquaintances of mine who
took homo a friend, properly clothed, al
though not in Ida right mind.
"Ills full dress milt which expression
"To be aure, there I a certain elegance w as correct as the coat was then, but It ta
about the exaggerated way in which a j now very naasay wns his pride, and the
man In a splketa 1 separatoa these up- ! oth -i- diM'cputables heard so much ahout
pendttjrea with a sw inmliis posture when It that when they supported him to hie
he sits down, provided he has atudicd mi- door they let him drop there. Then tha
der a competent Instructor. Hut to the. other two each took an oppoBlt side of
poor Initiate who has (trubbed through n him, braced their feet against his ribs and
life of toll only to fall Into a more arduous each aeizeU a splketail. There followed a
existence trying to look correct n evening til of war, which terminated only when a
clothea to the poor ton with the petrifd Ioiik. low, rlpplnts sound announced tout a
dome It'a a tragedy to be found at lame perfectly good dress suit had been reti-
n one of those wh.n he had to walk d. red spllietalled to tha neck.
around, alt down or net hitman. "Clothes make the man, quoted r'rlend
"As long as he can stand backed against Wife,
the wall with his hand.1 dangling by his "And evening clothes unmake him,"
side or nervously pulling down the quaint added the Tired Husinesa Man.
little Jumping oft edgea of his ooat he la (Copyright, l'.UO, by the N. V. Herald Co.)
''Mink la rarely trimmed wtth any other
fur, but the erase for long haired fur bor
der on ahort haired pelta baa brought
about combinations of mink with other
brown toned furs, and In this graceful
acarf wrap and muff to match are genuint
mink. The border trimming la of dark
brown skunk, the furs being lined with
softest silk covered with shirred brown
chiffon, ao that both muff and scarf are
wonderfully light and supple.
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Items of Interest for the Women Folk
Daughters of Famous Hen
Invitation to Dinner Means a Dinner
Must Be Given in Return
Women generally might be Intereated tn
hearing about a work dresa that la evi
dently convenient
It is made like a coat, is fitted In the
back, while the fronts are cut bo large
they -fold over as far aa. the underarms.
Just at this point a short belt Is aewed to
each front and corresponding sllta are left
in the underarm seams.
The dress la cut aquare In the neck and
has long sleeves. It la open all tha way
down the front and put on like a coat.
The fronts cross and the bolts pasa through
the silts, buttoning In the back.
Only a few mlnutea are necessary to ad-
Just tha dresa and for slipping on to get
an early breakfast or over a good gown
to get dinner at night it cannot be excelled.
Again, as the frocks are double, when
the one front becomes soiled the other can
Invitations must ba returned In kind If a
WMiian wishes to continue to be popular
socially. Hooial obligations are to be dis
charged to the letter and a luncheon Invita
tion does not discharge tha obligation for
dinner, i A woman who sends a dinner
InrltaUon must be given a dinner Invlta
ttosi tn return; a luncheon la not sufficient.
Broadly peaking, it la only married
woman who entertain at dinner; those who
aro unmarried, aa a rule, give only lunch
ooa. As a married woman cannot be In
vited without her husband In the evening,
If tha two are living together, it therefore
bsoomoa obvious that a dinner Invitation
from another who la marrltd includes bo h
husband and wife. To repay the debt
properly tha woman who gave the first
Invitation and her husband must be bidden
to dinner before the season Is over. If the
original invitation takea another form than
dinner, such as a reception. It la desirable
that tha return Invitation should be for the
savina sort of funct.on.
Not all women, however, give formal re
ceptions , each season and a dinner, for
tunately, oavera anything;. , It la considered
the highest form of compliment one couple
oaa pay td ; another, socially, so that a
theater party, an evening bridge or any
other function for which both husband and
wife are lnvlt4 may be repaid by a dinner
later.
It ta not tomary to Invite a woman
either for luncheon or with her husband
for dinner unlesa one wishes the acquaint
ance to continue. Hut to fall to do so when
a almllar invitation haa been received is a
cut direct. - If a married woman Invites a
couple t dlntier, and the Invited guest,
whether an acc-ptance or re i; ret haa been
ant, later asks the original hostess only to
a luncheon, ehe then hat given a cut to
the husband of her hostess.
This dxa'not mean that to Invite a mar
ried woman to luncheon Is necessarily to
out bar husband, but only wh n it 1 a
first tnvllatlua and a hen return Is being
made for a dinner. Broadly speaking, one
cannot Invite a married woman to luncheon
time after time w.thout also Inviting her
and her husband to dinner.
HOBANNA SCHUYLER.
Daily Health Hint.
The best and only radical cure of disease.
according to Woods Hutchinson, In Hamp
ton's, consists in preventing Us spread and
wiping out the conditions which alone ren
der Ita existence possible poor food, dirty
water, bad drainage, dark and Ill-ventilated
houses. More and more of our energy and
brain power will be devoted to the cheer
ful positive task of keeping our bodies so
strong and wholesome and vlgoroua that
they can defy disease, instead of tha
negative and melancholy one of patching
them up after they are sick.
be placed over It and conceals the soil so
that the frock laata twice aa long as the
uaual model housework dress.
In this model all sizes can be bought,
the materials used being calicoes, ging
hams, chambraya, outlngf lannel and flan
nelette. There are also m number of colors
to choose from. Prices begin, at $1.26.
Soft supple velvti. is to be used this
winter and the girl who ..cannot afford to
buy a sot of furs ahould try her skill In
making scarf and muff from velveteen and
trimming them with maribou.
A long straight atrip rounded off at the
corners ahould be edged with the maribou
and lined with a soft silk, the color match
ing or harmonising with the velveteen.
The round muff ahould be covered with
the velvet flat, tha edgea . overlapping in
the middle of the front, the flap lined with
ailk and held down with a row of three
handsome buttona or three tiny rosettes of
ribbon.
The ends of the muff could be edged with
the maribou.
Flippers made from raffia in crochet
stitch are among the novelties In the shoe
departments. The soles are worked in
solid crochet and the uppers in fancy
crochet lace atttch.
The lining la of two klnda, one being of
white Turkish towelling, the other of t'n
material In dainty colorings. The alippera
come In all sizes, both for men and women
and are $1.26 a pair.
Another novelty Is a tree for alippera.
They are made from a thin metal and are
fitted with daintily ahaped toes.
Mra. J. P. MacDonnetl of Pateraon. N.
J., haa been elected county librarian. She
waa the nominee of the labor unlona.
The DailyBumbix Bee
VOL. I.
OMAHA, NOVEMBER 4, 1910.
no. an.
THU BUMBI.B B KB.
A. STINGIER Editor
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn poatage required. Ad
dieaa the Editor.
NO BAD MONEY TAKJfiN.
I tllltarlan.
In one of the Philadelphia publlo achoola
la a girl whoae forebeara held that the
principal aim of the life of a woman la
marriage. This little girl la well up In
most of her studies, except geography.
The other day her teacher sent to her
mother to aee that the girl studied h
lesson. The next few daya showed no
improvement, and the teacher asked
whether she had delivered the note.
"Yes, ma'am," waa tha reply.
"Vvhat did your mother say?"
"t?he aald that she didn't know geography
an' aha got married, an' my aunt didn't
know geography and ahe got married, an'
you know geography and you haven't gvt
married." I-lpptncott'a.
. A TRIFLE
Weren't you much touched at
your cousin', distafss?
twt much! Oiaty a dUarl
Hard, Indeed.
During a social function in Washington,
wheie one of the gueeu was a young man
in L'ncle Yarn's consular service in the
tasi the cunversat.on chanced to touch
upon the cheapness of human life In China.
one young woman waa horrified to learn
from the consular officer that a Cnineee
condemned to death may alwaya find a
aubatltute to die In his place.
"How awful!" exclaimed the tender
hearted young woman. "Io you know. I ve
heard of that before; and I undeiaiand
that many a poor fellow in China earna
hia II v ng by acting aa substitute In that
horrible way!" IJppincott'a.
BettltaaT.
Tha apondthmt who orders
without regard to expenae haa
a uuily good t ina until settle
ment day comes.
Anu settlement day surely
cornea
li doesn't make any differ
ence what the spendthrift la
dealing lit. He may be get
ting rid of his money, or he
may be Juuglig n-.th bis good
name, rruv sometime hia cred
itors ti'i.I sureiy step in and
strip i..ta.
Vt t on a man atarta to get
pay with other people's Kood
nar.ics. he muat be very cer
taiu there is nothing attaoned
to own that is not to tils
crt.tit, lu it often hapiiona
tbir the man who .a o.ost
concerned in crying out fcfter
t)i.j shortcomings of othr la
the one who has hlm.if.'f the
must to lilcie.
And settlement d.-y comes
to h m, too. ji.e JIJ of the
cigar box may stick iluht for
a long time, but sooner or
later it will open. Ami when
it does, political amb tlons are
blighted.
Tfes
1.1 tie Myra Ksplalas.
Little Myra Le had teen In school but
a few daya when her mother had occasion
to write a note to the teacher, and algned
herself Mra Kent. Thlnklng she might
have m understood the child a name, the
teacher asked an explanation.
"Oh." said Myra. w th a charmingly
confidential air, "you ae. my mamma got
married again, but I didn't." I-lpptncott'a.
at Old Morr.
The wedding trip, as they confess.
Took ail their hoard,
eV now they seek toig'.veneaa
And, graua board. .
Te Kdltor doesn't care to
anUclpaie the pnaldent of the
I Hi leu titaies, nor the gover
noi of Nebraska, lu the mat
ter of Issuing a proclamation,
call dx on all good people and
the bad aa well to hall ion
enough to give thanks fur tne
bloaaiiiks oi Ufa. Hut
And there'a a good deal of
portent beh.nd that but.
liul, we are thankful that
before another number of The
Humble Bee appears the cruel
war will be over and we will
know mostly who'a elected.
Also, we are thsnk.ul that
there'a no mure n the family,
tor with the rutin,: pricra it
Is all we ran do to provide
plain (are for the tahle. and
it we had to provide fanov
fodier for the trbe. it would
pot us up aavist 11.
Hut. chiefly, we are thank
ful that we are alive.
HERE'S A SONG OF BERTIE'S TOGA
TOGA THAT WENT UP IN PIPE SMOKE
How "Dear Hartley" Sold the Paixrra After He Had
Made Some I'ictures That He Later
' Gave to Edgar.
M sued.
The democrata leaders are
awfully musM.-d. They cant
a-ree on alio i sally la tie
liar. rd the pub.le l inclined
to U Ink ihy all are.
Vised.
We'll bet a cookie that A1
Boieucon can pay I. la fil fee
nun. nuw and be read.,
lur aeiia uir aaia uex
In the early daya of aummer.
While the blrda sang in the
tree-topa
And the housewife chased the
housefly,
Came a statesman back from
Hurope,
To his home In Omahaha
Note the ha-ha makes the
rhythm,
Keeps Uie meter flowing
nicely
Meter mat la quite essential
To the purpose of the writer.
Who would alng the song of
Hertle,
Hertie who would wear a toga.
Togas they ate quite expen
sive. But our Bertie doesn't mind it,
Being u,i to silken atocklnga
And to other da.nty touches
In lila life apart from common
Folks wl-o wear but cotton
Or In summer go without
them.
Bertie thought the time pro
pitious To secure a cinch election.
Po he set himself about it.
And Ins start looked like a
winner's.
Like Hie runner in tha foot
race
Who haa all the other runners
Choked to death with ten-foot
halters.
Bertto wtnt before the people
With a rand and gorgeous
flourish.
Told em all about Bal-lln-
ter
Bee you get the trisyllabic
Kwlng on that name, tor with
out it
Tou will miss the rhythmic
Beauty of this sen-; of Bertie
Bertie told about Bal-lin-yer,
1 old em all about the tariff.
Told 'em how he was In favor
Of the poor folka and the
needy.
How he chased tha money
devil
To his lair and there destroyed
him.
How the crafty old octopus
Feared him more than any
other;
Told em all these talea and
others.
Beitie surely lied m coining
"None there is like unto
Bertie!"
Loudly shouted Bertie's back
ers. And they rublid their hands
together,
Chuekl.d softly aa they
thought of
Wampum hi ! that looked
lj t run I so easy;
t fail. I Chortled loud,, in their fancy
As they figured on the pickings
Thai would follow Bertie's
toga.
Oh, it looked like taking candy
From a child, or aiealing
Crutchea from tha helpless
cripple.
Never waa a cinch Ilka Ber
tie' a.
And again the backers ahouted.
Bertie, too, waa feeling bully
And hia smile waa growing
wider,
Smile tuat simply would not
coma off.
How io cut the toga worried
Bertie;
Old-style togaa didn't auit
him.
He would have tha new one
hobble,
Willi a bias fold and pleated.
Very aure waa this our Bertie.
Iheii along came one named
idgar,
Edtai, who had carried water
lo support the patient donkey
In the days when pretty
Bertie
Was not taking any chances.
LUaar said: "Look here,
Bertie,
You must come off this here
ticket,
Or i ll tell 'em where you got
It
Tell 'em all about Joe Bartley
And the debt you didn't pay
hlni."
F1 'ar said this unto Bertie,
And our Bertie, looking sky
ward. ald to Edgar, "Shoot your
dyestuff I
Tell em anything vou want to;
Go your Hunt, our e a biuifer
More than that you're Just a
liar!"
Berne knew he had tha
papers.
Knew that Edgar couldn't
tmd 'cm;
Knew that ha bad bulldoset'
Hartley
Into parting with the papere
That would tell tha whole
blamed atory.
6o he cai.eu bad names lo
Ldgar,
Told hi in Just to do hia dum
dest And be durnad and then some
more things.
Kdmr knew the atory back
wards: Knew tomelhlnga that Bertie
didn't,
Knew that Bartley sold tha
tapers.
But the photographio copies I
PERSONAL.
Perry Teaat will be In the
city again on bualneaa In a
few daya.
Frank Furay haa been hold
Inn a reirular reception during
t; e week. Frank haa lota of
callers.
Among others noticed on the
streets was Charley I o beck.
Charley has been gone for
aome time.
Harry Dobblna waa In our
tnldai Tuesday. Dob la anme
ed.tor when at home, but len t
used to city waya.
Rimer Burkett apent some
time among hia frienda
Wedneaday. He waa aeen
ahak ng ban da several timea
dur.ng the day. Elmer la run
ning for office again.
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MK4 itJO. -SMITH.
Had been kepi in tha cifcar ! Bertie went
fu i neeeriu.
Cellars
Jim aaya ha'll have plenty In
the cellar when he gels into
the governor's mansion. Well,
maybe ha will, and tha slate
will pay for It
But, aupposa that Jim doesn't
get there? What will Uie
thirsty do?
Oh, very well; there are
other cellars In Lincoln.
Weather.
Our pet little weather maker
la back on the Job. Do you
note the Improvement? He
surely knowa hia buainesa.
Bo when Bertie rods his high
horse,
Edar s.inply chuckled softly,
iiieu away to an engtaver
Alia tne pictures he uiu make
then
Hae o'er Bertla'a chanoea put
a shadow,
Bhauow mat falla on tha toga.
Mating It loo has a loser.
Bertie talka not of Bal-lin-ger;
'lalks not of the Aldrtcn
tariff,
Whoops not of the poor down
trodden; All mis la.k haa fallen from
him.
Spends his time In calling
Ldgar hard namea, and the
oi tin s
Who have helped disclose tha
story.
There berates ha loud and
often.
In i. late daya of tha
autumn
Bertie came to Omahaha,
t ante to linger In hia teepee,
Looked upon the dreary land-
K'tM,
, Fw no toga In the sunshine.
V Ith a blaa fold and pleated.
Only aaw aome damning
figures,
Flrure ahowtng bow he lost
. It.
And the winter waa a hard
one;
But no more unto "Dear
Bartley
Mrs. Sol Smith, the oldest actress on
the atage today, waa born in 1S30. Here la
a lond and honorable career. 8he was
practically born on the stage. Her father
waa William H. II. Sedley, manager of the
Boston Museum, one of the most famous
theaters In America, which is Inseparably
connected with aome of the great names
of actors of the past. Mrs. (Smith Inherits
her hlstorlon gifts from both her parents
Her mother waa the famous Sarah ILddle,
an actress who reached the height of he;
fame In the middle of the last century.
Mrs. Smith probably holds the record fo
having been the youngest Interpreter o."
Shakespeare's heroine, Juliet At the aji!
of 13, aha appeared in thla role at an am.i-
teur performance. Charlotte Cuslnnan
then at the height of her fame, was pres
ent and begged permission to take the
clever little actress abroad to be educated
for the stage. But the actress, although
bora and bred In the atmosphere of the
theater, waa not Inclined toward tha life
of tha atage and prefered private life.
Her ftxat marriage occurred In laO, when
she became the wife of William Henry
Brown.
When It afterward became necessary for
her to support herself and her children,
she made her first, professional appearance
In lsi;2 as Margery tn "The Rough Dia
mond, " with J. te. Owens as Cousin Joe,
In a benefit given to K. L. Davenport.
She became a member of the celebrated
stock company at the "tA Inter Garden In
New York, and subsequently won suoh
fame on the Paclflo coa.it that Kdwln
Booth engaged her for his New York com
pany. During her long career she has ap
peared in support of Laura Koene, Mra.
John Wood, IMon Bouoicault, lister Wal
luck, Mrs. Fluke and others. She haa ap
peared as the NurBe to almost all the
f.iniuus Juliets.
Her three children by her first marriage,
Alice, Kdwln and Sodley Brown, have all
hei n successful on Uie stage. Her mar
ringe with Bol Smith took place In 181.
Mra. Smith haa been a member of the
New Theater since 113 organization. Her
performance of Mra. Joaea In "The Cottage
In the Air." was a character study.
(Copyright, IS10, by the N. T. Herald Co.)
Children Under Four Years
of Age Wear No Mourning
to raise tha
Etiquette doea not demand that children
shall be put in mourning save on the
death of a parent, and men the emblems
of grief are made as slight aa possible.
Black la never decreed for a chl.d of lees
than 4 years of age. and it ia not good
form for a girl under IS years to weai
even the amalieat acrap of crape. A gin
of that age atlll ranks aa a child and I
habltated accord. ngly.
Little children from tha age of 4 to In
may wear black coaia and hats and tnost.
persona who are rigorous In Uie matter oi
mourning may even require that they shall
wear black gloves. But there is a preju
dice against aw at Mug little people in
habiliments of woe and one more often
sees them with white gloves, especially In
winter, when white woolen gloves are
suitable. With black outside garments
black hair rlbbnna must be worn.
Indoors children up to Uie age of 10
yeare may be kept In white after the death
of a parent, frocka being almple, having
only wide heme and no trimming save tne
moat trifling handwork. At 10 yeara and
over girls may wear black hair ribbon, if
it la preferred that they ahould, but white
la entirely corre. t, and In the opinion of
many persona la better, because of the
more cheerful effect.
Before the age of 14 a girl or boy may
go to small parUea after alx months fol
lowing tha death of a parent. It la not
considered wise to have very young p tu
ple aurrounded by depressing Influences
and to have them kept away from their
young frienda It la assumed that a till LI
of It will feel tha affliction that come,
from the loss at mother or father and w i:
not oare to participate In febUvulea for a
yeur, but little one are not governed by
the same rula
Kven a child of 14 nny continue to go
to her dancing classes after the end of
thiee months, for it is not well that she
ahould fall behind her aasoclatea, aa aha
will If ahe is taken from the class for tha
year. A girl or boy of the age Just gives
would not go to the final exerulsna of the
season, which are more or leas In the, na
ture of a formal danoe.
DIFFEREirr.
l never objected to her ainng
In the flat It vvaj the flat in her
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