THE I1EE: OMAHA. TUESDAY, OCTODER 4, 1910. lxz 'oniaiia" Daily HefI FOUNDED BT fcDWAJtD ROSIWATEK Victor rosetwater. .npiTon. Entered at Omaht testoffto a second class matter, w 4 TERMS OK S1H8CRIPT10N. Hun-fey nM,an year;.". ,.! Saturday Bm. on rear fl.M 1 ally Bm (without Sunday), on year. .M ix L.UJ lira and ttunday. one year MOO 1 DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Kverl'ng Bra (without Monday), per weak to Evening ilea (with Sunday), par week. ...10c l'ailv Hee (including Hunday), per week. 16a Leilt Bee (without ttumlat ), per week. .10c Address ail complaints of irresulaxttlea la dellvf-ry to City (,'iraulatlon Department. . Kf ICKH. Ontaha-Ttlo Bee Building. ' Boath Omaha Twenry-fourth and K, t'ooncfl Bluff 16- itt Street. Lincoln .IS Little Building. l.'her-ago LVM Marquette Hulldlng. New York Room 1101-1 lii No. M Weet Thirty-third Street. Washington 7S Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication rMng to newi and editorial matter should be addressed: Om&ba dee. Kdltori Department. 4 REMITTANCES. ' Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Jnlyil-cent stamps received In payment of ms.il accounts. Personal check except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. STATEMENT OF VlRCUUATION. Stat of Nebraska pouglas county, aa.; Oaorg B. Teschuek, treasurer of The Bee . Publishing company, being duly worn, say that the actual number of lull and complete oopioa of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Hunday Bee printed during the month of September, lIil. was a follows: 1 4a,ftso " DJ 43,300 I... 43,870 17 43,370 1 43,130 It 48,400 4.t 40,000 19 4330 ' 6.4 44,130 . SO 43,430 43,430 . 11 43,450 7 . . . 43,500 , ' i2 43,400 I. .4. .... .43,624 j lH 49,640 .. 43460 ' 24 43,830 10 43,370 25 43,800 11..; 41,000 2 46370 It 43,630 27 44,160 11... 43300 28 43,660 14......... 43,300 It.... 43,860 li ." .43,360- 10. . . . . , 43,690 Total . . . ... . Returned Copies .1,803,370 8,843 Net Total l,M3,esa Iaiiy Average ., 43,117 QEO. B. TiiaCHUCK. s . Treasurer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to be lore nt this thirtieth day of Sep tember, It to. M. B. WALKER, Notary Public Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily should ' have Vfce Be mailed t 'theiuv Atturess 'trlU ' h ehanard as cfton aa recreated. At least, Mr. Hearst is not for Bobs Murphy's nian.'V' " K . , That sultan' of. Sulu U a little fellow to make such a big noise over. Have you registered lor the coming election? " If hotregister today. "Dear Maria'' did not sit in on that New, York game long enough to get to deal. There if no Joy in Mudvllle, with Johnny fivers' ankle broken, on, the eve oi me wona series. "Shall one city dictate?" asks the St. Iaul Dispatch. Not if that city's namb begins with ".il." I ; "I will yet prove I discovered the North Pole," says Dr. Cook. 8ounds like la voice from the tomb! weather man should be assured that King ,Ak-Sar-Ben never intention ally ut any slight upon him. It; is back to the Philippine Jungles for General Funston. But he will not be ekpocted to swim the rivers. Italyrcliims the distinction of the first; head-on aeroplane collision. Then talk of Italy not .being progressive. kjof Jtt Btn.hf: , i Stjtll, if Clara, Morris had net Daid as rAuca s $6,000 for her home it would hot now be so hard to save it 'l-i ; Among those congressmen who will not be back in the peat regular session is the Hon, Mr. Mudd. So that really is It j is to, be observed, however, that yourlg Mr; WlllIe.K. Vanderbllt has not offered to drive any cars In that inter, laUoual race. '.: Gdvernor Haskell must have seen the handwriting pot the wall when he declined, to attend a banquet to be gives to Colonel Roosevelt at Little Rochj. i The sudden death of Senator-elect Broward; of Florida recalls the recent death u( Senator W." J. Bryan of that state, who had " held the office, hut a shor( time; r r Oitaha will have 'a lot of interests to lobk 4fter in the next Nebraska leg tslatare (besides the liquor interests, and bannot afford to sacrifice all of themj Just for one. Mr. Wu need not explain Jo Amer leans his reasons for petitioning the throse of China to cut off the queue. The fact, that he petitioned it ought to uiaaa i ruuu&u nil over uere. I W ere is this criminal carelessness that ha1 resulted in the loss of so man itinera" lives in the last 'few daysf It la high time some more effeclvfT measures tor its correction were, taken. Tub treat military parade of the Mexlj-anT Centennial celebration in Mexlt-o City aaw' 10,000 officers and men la line. The military parade in Omala UiU week will see 6,000 officers and tietV, it) line.. e .. 4 ' 8U Iouis may not have the biggest popujat&n In the worlds but It still has he; biggest brewery, biggest to bacco werks, biggest shoe factories ind the biggest rrver. What more ceulJ one city aixT The Tariff and Prices. If the average person were asked to explain exactly bow the tariff affects prices of commodities he probably would hesitate or fall In his answer, yet the same person has no hesitancy in as serting that-the tariff - does affect pricey if, Indeed, it does not entirely control them. For the last year and more an incessant attack . has , been made upon the.Urlff on the ground that it alone is chargeable with the in creased oost of living. This has been kept up by men who ought to know better and by- many who do know better but for selfish interests do not tell the people better. It has been done in spite of the fact that the cost of living in all other countries has gone up and has been steadily going np for year; in spite of the fact that on the whole the cost of living is no higher, if as high, today as a year ago. Here is a short list of articles and their New York prices at the begin ning of 1909 and the close of August, 1910, which were on the free list under the Dlngley tariff law and were left there by the Payne, tariff law: Beginning End of Of liT. AUg. l'.IKI. ..t t -Ot't .; .22H-.BH .. .OS ' .06 . .09 .1 .. .28 , .. .14V .12 Coffee , Tea Manila hemp Middling cotton Tin , Copper All of these things except copper and hemp are higher today than they were twenty months agd and all of them were wholly untouched by the tariff, so that so far as they are con cerned the tariff could not have any effect. . - ; Here is another set of articles which were on the dutiable list In the .Dlng ley tariff and were, left there without any change by the Payne law: Beginning End of of 19u. Aug. 1910. Rice . .04 Washed weal . -4bls. . . XX) .N: 84 .30 Unwashed wool (Ohio fine) 24 .n Crude Pennsylvania on .178 - ' .13 Refined petroleum .... .109 .10 No. 1 red winter wheat J.0 1.06 No. t corn, mixed.......' .(17 .72 No. 1 oats .............. .U . & . Hess pork 17.00 ' 25.00 Mess beef 1T.O0 18.80 Raw sugar ,.; ,037 - . .045, Native steers' ." .075 .085 Texas steers .085 ' " "'.077 The price bave risen on six of these articles and fallen on seven, but as all were unchanged by the tariff, , the tariff cannot be held responsible for the changes in prices. . ' The price of lard has gone up gen erally about cent a pound in twenty months, yet the tariff on lard was eut by the Payne law from J to y cents a pound. Cattle hides were placed on the free list and leather has gone down in price, but leather-mad goods have not Shoes, boots, harness and other articles are as high now as before and in some cases higher. ... t i : Eailroadi aid' th Jaw. " Mr. Arthur E. Stilwell, having got ten his Kansas City, Mexico V Orient railroad so far along that it very nearly reaches from the mouth of the Kaw to tide water on the Pacific coast, finds time for and diversion in liter ary 'pursuits, and it la not perhaps to be woadered at that his output takes the form of defense of the railroads. However, If Mr.' Stilwell builds rail roads with no greater adroitness and perspicuity than he. exhibits in his special pleading for them, his success is not likely to be listed a epoch making. i ' - In his latest plea, which is headed 'Put It In the Specifications," he says: 'I am in favor of controlling railroads by a fixed policy, making the require ments everywhere the same, and as simple as can be framed in order to execute the laws and create public safety. We. have standard fire insur ance policies which embody fair con ditions. Why cannot the United States and the railroads agree on a fair con tract between the railroads and the states and govern all by the same re quirements?" Mr. .Stilwell has read history to very little purpose if it, has not taught him the difficulty that lies In the way of his program. The ex perience of the United States in un dertaking to deal with railroad cor porations by law has not been so in spiriting as leads to the conclusion that any contract, no matter what its terms, could be made and enforced against the railroad companies with out the continual support of the authority of the United States. In, the simple matter, of requiring the companies to equip their cars with safety appliances, a delay of many years resulted before the law could be enacted by congress. Other delays followed on the course of the law In the courts, where it was taken by the railroad companies,' and still other de lays were occasioned by the failure of the companies to properly equip their cars within the time fixed by law. So, that nearly fifteen years elapsed before the railroad companies could be com pelled by the United States to do. thai which common decency should have prompted them to bring about for the safety of their patrons and their em ployes and even today some railroads are relying on the decision of the United States court of appeals, which held that while the companies might be compelled by law to properly equip their cars, they wer not required by that law to maintain that equipment at an efficient standard. What is true in regard to the safety appliances law has been repeated In other phases of th relations between the railroads and the public. Mr. Stilwell complains bitterly of the "forty-seven varieties" of railroad regulation tLat exist' la the United Bute If he would tur his elo- quence to the purpose of convincing his fellow magnates of the transporta tion world that the better way to serve their shareholders would be to serve the public with such fairness that "forty-seven varieties" regulation would not be needed he would. Indeed, be fulfilling the mission of a great railroad builder. But until railroad corporations show more inclination to deal reasonably and Justly by their patrons at all times they may look for contlnnation of regulation that will hold them in a very straight line. Deadly Auto Eacei. From W. K. Vanderbilt, lr.f comes assurance that the outright death of four persons and the mortal Injury of many others in his automobile cup race will in no Way lpterfere with the international race be is promoting for October K. But the law should see that something does interfere. The law should see that if this larger race Is run, it be rnn In accordance with common sense and a due regard for human life. And apparently - from statements made by some of the au thorities in New York, they propose to do this. Beside that, some of. those who were to have participated In this International race are ready to with' draw because of the awful slaughter of life in the race Saturday. At best these maniacal demonstra tions of speed serve no useful end and, disguised In the shroud of death, they cannot be classed as sport. So unless they are properly regulated and re stricted, they; should be prohibited entirely. To allow them, to continue as at present, is a criminal encourage ment of indifference to human safety which can find no Justification, ' Public sentiment has done much to curb the mania of less perilous sports and it will rise against this one and if its promoters and sponsors fall to respond to sane demands will do away with it entirely as it is about to do with the prize fight. . The reports of this fatal race say the winning car "thundered" across the line without a hand raised to clap or a voice to cheer. Indeed! Nor did this winning car slack its speed as t left the dead and dying in its wake. Such exhibitions of carnage are too appalling to be complacently endured. Ho ward, and Hitchcock. Although he has been forced to etomach many nauseous doses out of the democratic medicine chest, Edgar Howard in - his Columbus Telegram grits his teeth and refuses absolutely, to open his mouth to the malodorous pill that has been mixed for him In the shape of the nomination .of O. M. Hitchcock for United States senator on the democratic ticket. After all that Judge Howard has stood for In the name of democracy it goes without; saying that he must be thoroughly convinced of the utter unworthiness and faithlessness of Hitchcock or he would not take this step at this time. When Edgar Howard ""Bays, "We dare not support O. M. Hitchcock, the democratic nominee for United States senate," it must mean that he has the goods on him. And when' he says, "We shall oppose his election because of his bad record in dealing with a public matter a record so bad that it will prevent him from receiving the vote of any Nebraskan who knows the record," kit must mean that 'Judge Howard is prepared to face a show down whenever his ' statement is1 called. Those who have even faint famil iarity with the record of the demo-; cratlc candidate for United States sen ate may have some suspicion as to what Judge Howard refers to, but as that record contains so many things that should prevent Hitchcock from receiving the vote of any conscientious Nebraskan, it will devolve upon Judge Howard to point out specifically what he regards as the blackest spot and the most unpardonable sin. Judge Howard calls upon Candidate Hitchcock to withdraw from the ticket and thus 'make It unnecessary for him to publish "the shameful story." This appeal is, of course, foredoomed to dis appointment, because Mr. Hitchcock Is not of the withdrawing kind. Hitch cock thinks this is his chance to be elected to the .United States senate with the help of the brewers and liquor dealers'. boodle, so Judge How ard may as well put his copy in type and spring it without further delay. Our local democratic contemporary is greatly distressed over a rumor that President Taft is considering the ques tion of bringing second and third class postmasters into the classified list and tries to make out that It would decap itate every present postmaster -unless he knows "where Afghanistan . is or can name the kings of England." That, however, la not what is distressing the W.-H. so much, rather the fear that such an order would give permanent tenure to present postmasters and Ahut the door forever to democratic spollsmongers. The W.-H. Is for civil service reform only when the offices are filled with democrats. A Lincoln paper endeavors to tickle its, local readers with the assertion that no other city of its size over put up business blocks and office buildings such as are now being erected there. We congratulate Lincoln on the sub stantial evidence of its material pros perity manifested by its new construc tion, but beg to recall the fact that the Bee building was begun here in Omaha in I8IT, when this city had only 60,000 population, and that al though more than twenty years have elapsed since th completion, It con tinues to compar favorably with buildings Just erected, utilizing all the advances In the art of building. Democrats are finding fault because republican candidates for congress are taking advantage of the facilities sup plied by the republican congressional committee to distribute campaign lit erature. Evidently they have no other way of controverting th facts and arguments embodied in the docu ments thus distributed. Score one more for the University of Chicago, sine a feminine member of Itsfaculty advocates polygamy as a means Of equalizing the social obliga tions of man and woman. It will make some of the sterner members of this famous faculty scratch their heads hard to think of a wilder hobby than this. The bomb outrage at Los Angeles shows on a large scale what might have been the possibilities of the re cently attempted bomb outrage in Omaha, which was fortunately nipped in the hud before , It 'found innocent victims of a whole residence neighbor hood. Down in San Antonio when the city authorities undertook to purchase an automobile wagon for the chief of the fire department the chauffeur was ar rested for exceeding the speed limit while demonstrating the car. This Is cited merely to show that all the fanatics do not live In Omaha. Omaha has secured another na tional convention the American Prison association, for next year. The penologists will find an exceptionally law-abiding people, ready with a warm welcome to all visitors who believe in real prison Teform. - . It remains to be. seen whether the Saturday Evening Post of Philadelphia has more influence on the election in Nebraska than had Collier's Weekly of New York In the result of the late Nebraska. primary. ; No registration of preceding years holds good tor the coming election. Be sure that your name is properly en rolled on th registration books if you do not want to risk LJ forfeiting your vote.' ' Stripping; tbe Me foamier. Washington-Herald. Right on the heels of his announcement that he would Issue pie to- the Insurgents the president Puts S.000 postofflcea ou the classified list. . - . Oettlmar the Habit. - Chicago. Record-Herald. Mr. Bryan like bolting more and more. He will now understand arid forgive those who who bolted bis own candidacy on cer tain occasions. , , . , . '(., -.v Strides ot Demoeraey. . Baltimore American. Derhbcracy ir"6rtalnly Working fearful haroe- wtth the-dHrine right of kings. - The brother of the queen of Spain and cousin of King George was lately fined In London for speeding, his automobile. In former times the common people Would have con sidered themselves honored by being run down by a royal prince. Way Qod Cltlseus Hejoloe. Chicago News. It Is difficult to see why any good cltl en of New Tori should not welcome the transformation wrought at Saratoga Id the management of the republican party of the state. Clean, honest men are put in charge. Progress lies ahead. Whoever laments the overthrow of the old crowd should take serlojis thought for his reason or hi moral sense, Hlb Tide ot Iramlvratlon. Springfield Republican. If there Is great business depression the Immigration, movement seems not to have heard of it. 'steerage arrivals In the United States up to September S3 number 621,907, against 712,207 for the same time last year, and still they coma, promising to number over 1,060,000 for the full year.- These people seem to be having no trouble la getting work and the outward ateeraga movement reflects- no particular decline In employ ment for immigrants who were already here. Gibraltar of the Iaelflc. Boston Transcript. . In the process of converting the Hawaiian Islands into. Sg, many Qlbraltars of th Paolflo ' our government seem to have found use for regiment of cavalry In the garrison- This seems rather a 'strange dis position' to make' of the mounted, arms,, un less Its purpose -Is to cut down Invaders as soo as they land. When the two schemes, military and naval, for the de fence pf the island are completed they will constitute something more than a base. In fact,' they will be a great bastion of the Paolflo lefence,; two thousand mile from tb California shore. . i - Our.Birthday Book ootobsr 4, 1810. Rutherford B. Hayes, nineteenth presi dent of the United States, was born October 4, 1821, at Delaware, O. H was a union veteran and governor of Ohio for three term, being the one president who upon taking office announced in advance he would not again be a candidate. X. Ross Hill, president of Missouri State university, was born October 4, 1864, In Nova Scotia. He was professor of philoso phy In the University of Nebraska for a number of years and, went from there to Cfrul), being later called to tb head ship ef the Missouri Institution. Michael I. Pupin, the famous electrician, is 12. He Is a native of Hungary and now a professor ot electric mechanics in Colum bia university. Joseph T. Craig, landscape gardner, is 71. He was born In Kerrlemlr, Forfarshire, Scotland, and came to this country in IS as supertntend:-ut of Forest Lawn ceme- tery, 'which position he continues to hold. I He was a member of the Park board for eight years, J. 11. lioonstra, proprietor-of the clean ing and dyelnt; works, was born' October 4, I 11. la Holland. He ivas In the early eighties thief clerk to the car acoountant of the Union Pacific railway and later connected with various other commercial InstituUons ' here, cstahllsning his present business about two years ago. Andrew li. Clark, with the Cudahy Pack ing company, la SO years old today. He was born In Bialr and educated In the Uni versity ef Nebraska, and has already had ! a varied career; Including railroading and vaudevlll Army Gossip Matters ef Interest On sag Seek of the rirlaf X.lae OleaaeS from tie army and wavy Hefleter, The tract of land embracing the Ander sonvllle prison, In Georgia, has finally been transferred to the government by the Women's Relief xorpe and congress will hereafter appropriate money for the main tenance of the Instlutlon as a landmark of the civil war. The tit acquired includes the hlstorlo burrows made by the unfor tunate prisoners kept at that place. It Is believed that no change will be made and It will be continued, as It has been, under private ownership. The tract contain about eighty -three acres of land. A recommendation will be made this year by the paymaster generat of the army that to much of section It of the art of March t, 1898, as permits enlisted men to make allotment of pay "for their own savings, or for other purposes," be repealed, thereby restricting the allotment privilege to support of families or relatives. This restriction would not operate detrimentally upon the soldier, as he Is afforded every facility for saving through deposit with an army paymaster under the provisions of section 1306, revised statute. For five year the military anthorltle have been at work upon experiment con nected with the transmission of visible sig nals by electricity or otherwise. These ex periment have been conducted, for the most part at Fort Monroe, but considerable diffi culty continues to be encountered by the experts In acquiring an apparatus which Is as accurate as desired. The most promising device has been a typewriter-telegraph, but its development was interrupted for a time by the death of tb Inventor. Finally, ar rangements were mad for the construction of a set of Instruments, which have been undergoing tests in order to perfect their operation. So far the government has ex pended about t3,S00 out of th funds of the at-my board of ordnance and fortification in this work. The latest development in dicate a preference for mechanical. In stead of electrical, device. The Assistant comptroller of the trsasury ha overruled the auditor for th War de partment in disallowing bills covering the expenses of Major General J. Franklin Bell, United States army, while at the John Hopkins hospital at Baltimore, Md., and for the professional services, of Dr. W. S. Thayer of Baltimore. General Ball Informed the aalstant comptroller that he had been under the oar of army surgeon In this city, without satisfactory results. The ailment from which he suffered re-i quired th services of specialist, and It was considered that there was no medical offioer of th army stationed la this city at the time who could properly b deemed such a specialist On the verbal order of the surgeon general of th army he seoured the services of Dr. Thayer and was also treated at John Hopkins for thirteen days In January of this year. The assist, ant comptroller has decided that th olalms should be paid by the government, a Oen. eral Bell compiled with the regulations In every ' respect' Colonel Joseph W. Duncan, Sixth In Infantry, and captain William S. Graves, 20th infantry, who, as member of the gen eral staff, are engaged in a revision of th Infantry drill regulat'ons, which were last revised In 1804, are at work in revising old paragraphs and Inserting new paragraph relating to machine-gun organisation and to certain enlisted personnel mentioned in the field ' servic - regulation of 1910, -' and which, ax not taken car of In .the old edi tion. Regulations for the drill of maehlne gun organisations as individual units are already la use, having been prepared by officers stationed at the school of musketry at the presldo of Monterey, Cel., but the in fantry drill regulations are being altered to take care of them In the regimental or ganisation. Th field servic regulations provide that th regimental sergeant major and quartermaster sergeant shall be mounted, and that the regimental organisa tion shall Include two horseshoers, one far rier, one saddler,, and twenty-one mounted scouts, no mention of which 1 made In the old regulation. Consequently, provision for them la being made In the revision. ' Order are soon to be Issued making sev eral changes lu military department com manders. It i understood that Colonel Montgomery M. Macomb, Sixth field artil lery, who become a brigadier general on retirement of Brigadier General Albert L. Myer on November 4. will be ordered to duty In command of th newly created dis trict of Hawaii, which will remain a part of tb department of California. Brigadier General Frederick Funston will probably be relieved from duty as commandant of the army servic school at Fort Leaven worth and ordered to command the depart ment of Luson at Manila.. This charge will take effect after January 1 unless It Is necessary before that time to relieve from command of the Department of Luson Brig adier General Ramsay D. pott, who I In 111 health. In that event the change will b made sooner. The plans also contem plate the transfer after th flrt of th year of Brigadier General Louis M. Ma us from command of th Department of the Columbia to command of tha Department of th Visuyas. PERSONAL NOTES. If tb sultan ot Sulu wants to earn his traveling expenses, let blm syndicate an article telling how be was able to indue fourteen wives to stay at home. Miss Delia Chapin Torry of Mlllbury. well known a President Taffs Aunt Delia, will be 85 year old on Friday. She Is in excellent health. No special . plans have bees made for the celebration of her birth day. Samuel Lockwood. probably the biggest man in New Jersey physically, died sud denly from heart disease In Paterson, while on bis way to his office. Mr. Lockwood weighed 3S0 pounds and was six feet four Inches tall. For his unfailing courtesy to elderly peo ple Clarence Hoblitselle of New fork, formerly social arbiter among the young bachelors of St. Louis, 1 made a bene ficiary In the will of Mr. A. L. R, Bailey, a wealthy widow of that city. Forty-two mile In nine hour was the pedestrian record established by Miss Mil dred Belknap, a 14-year-old Dorchester school girl, who walked from her home to Providence with her father, averaging four and two-thirds miles an hour for the trip. Queen Victoria or Spain spends the grester part of each day with her chil dren, and when they are at the "Mahor aits on the beach with them, wi.-'j her two boy.s when they are In the .ier and nursing her baby daughter with as much concern as if she were a poor mother who could not afford a retinue of nurses. Amos Mumma, a Harrlsburg, Pa., tele graph operator, has a relic of telegraphy which, Is worth while. It Is a fragment of telegraph wire used In the cunstction of the first telegraph line between Washing ton and Pittsburg, away back in 1M7 This particular piece of wire cam from near McConnelllurg and Is really a cable of fin wire. It la old and rusty, but la Its day It transmitted big news the sur render of Lee at Appomattox and the assassination ef President Lincoln. PASSING FLEAS ANTRIES. " Tesko.her (of clam In- history) Who was Ms reus AurrlitisT Shaggy Hrtlred Pupil Marquis O'Rellltis was a noble Irishmsn of the fifteenth cen tury. Chicago Tribune. "He saved th live of half a dosen girls this season." ' "Then he Is a hero." "Oh. he wasn't In any dstiirer, he was already married." Houston Poet. Guest I'll tak some o'that Walter Some o' which, boss? Guest Bom o that there. Can't you read? .. BUT.) CUUt'l IIITI, CMIII, A f4lll T1MU 140 education, either. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I sea where science has arrayed itself against great crtniinal modern evil." What Is thatr ' "Kidnaping." ' " "How Hot" "It forbid rocking th baby." Baltimore American. "You took partieurarly happy today," aid Cltlman. "I am," replied Subbuba; "I've Just suc ceeded in getting our leading woman to sign for another season." I didn't know you were In .the the atrical business." ' "I'm not. I refer to our cook." Catholic Standard and Times. Mr. Murray, Irritable from long confine ment to a sick bed, cooked up his ears and listened. "Phafs alt that' ptano-bangtn' In th' parlor?" he demanded, glaring at his wife. " 'T is our daughtnr, Mary, takln' her first steps in piano-tuning," rejoined his wife. "Her first steps! That's she doln' walkln' on the kay board?" Lippincott' Magaslne. . Mrs. Knlcker Has your daughter got ueed to home since she graduated? Mr. Booker-No, she behaves like an ex presldent home from Kurope. Harper's Bazar. "Do you forgive your enemies?" "I fy to," replied Senator Sorghum. "I can't exactly forgive them, but I do my beet to put them in a position where I can sympathise with them. Washington Star. 'Tiki told me Hyjams was bnsv. hut would be at liberty In a few minutes," said the caller. "I've waited nearly a quarter of an hour. Will you kindly tell me what is detaining him?" "Hes buttonln' of Mrs. Hyjams' new gown ud the back, if vou must know 1" snapped th domestic Chicago Tribune. "Jane Is worrying terribly over that com ing airship trip." "Is she afraid?" ' "Noi not at nil. She's worrying because he haen't a thing that's fit to land in." Cleveland Plain Dealer. - "You oan't see my husband, he 1 not at home." "But madam, I want to see him the worst way." "Well, if that' the way you want to see him you'd better sit right there on the steps until he oomes from the club.'1 Houston Post It is all very well not to run after a car that you have caught but it's quite a different story if you refuse to hold on. The florists in .Philadelphia were doing business along the old lines, had a certain . number of customers enough to keep things going and did not see any use In trying to get more. On fine morning these complacent gentlemen woke up and found that a hew man had "arrived" a man with ideas, who believed that the great population of Philadelphia could be made to yield more sales If they were approached in the rigjit way, . ,. , He believed in flowers,, and believed be knew what they meant to people if they were once set to thinking about them. , Where the other florists were satisfied to Bit still and wait for cus tomers he went out after them and brought them in. George L. Dyer, one of the best ad-t vertlslng men and copy writers in the country, handled the advertising. And between the two Fox, the florist, and Dyer, the advertising man, they made tilings hum in the florist busi ness in old Philadelphia. ' Mr, Fox held -flower shows of bis own got up an exhibition of orchids and sent Invitations io the wealthiest people in town and they came. This, and a thousand and one other things Dr. Pierce's Favorite U has of aH maJloiaea for th Talks to People Who Sell Things disorder aod weaknesses peculiar to woman. It U tk only preparation of its kind devised by a regularly grade a tod physician an experienced and skilled specialist ja tb due of It is a safe aaWioia in any eondlHon of tb syetswa. THE ONH REMEDY which sontanms no alcohol and a lojarions habk-formiag drug and which a- shy craving for such stimulants. THE ONE REMEDY so good that its maker or not aircin t print its svery ingredient on caoh oatsid Vottl-wrapper and attest fo th tmlhnlnee of th snm undr oath. It Is sold by snedicin dealer everywhere, sod ny dealer who hasn't It earn get it. Don't tak a suhctitut of unknown composition lor tin piedielt or known composition. No counterfeit is as good a tb genuine and th dru.ist who say something els is "just a god a Dr. Pierce'" i either mistake Pt is trying to deceive you for hi own selfish benefit. Such a man is not to be trusted. He is triling with yeur noil priocle possession your heslth aaay be your lil itself. A that yon gtt what jw j fr. . - k tt ' ir r e t jk m j t$ if IS t K5 i li 'Ji: f -frrtll Paeonies Should Be Planted This Fall Prompt deliveries will be made any time before October loth to your reai dence, if In Omaha or Council bluffs. , Oar Special rail Catalogue la Worth Asking Tor oontalns planting Instruction -snd dei ni-ilr-ns vf all it our Leautlful I'eeonies. Ut It now snd order early. Xs ct asad postage. . . F. W. MENERAY CRESCENT NURSERY COMPANY," Vboaeai bU 8781 tao. SIS. ' Slat BV aa Ave. a Council Blaffa, lew Absolutely Puro Tha only baking powder mado from Royal Crapo Cream of Tartar Ho Alum, Mo Lime Phosphate ENV0I. Collier Weekly. Back from all the trails we biased, back to town agnln, , Hearts full wsrm against the cold ot th autumn rain; We who scorned the marigold found our love anew. Stooped to lift the buttercup brimming with dew. We, once free of goldenrod, drowsy with the bloom Of the scarlet popples, turn cabined In a room. How the days were kind to us, how the world vai good. When we left the canon streets eager for the . mood . ': , That the ar.-at wise mother breathes Into new desire., J. v . Ah, but there came warmth' to hs from the sunset fire;' Naught we cared when underfoot straw berries winked red. And we paused near rock and fern eager to be fed. Yesterday we saw the dawn, rosy-fingered,' rise, . i. ' . , Sigh, and lift herself to gaze into our slcepv eyes. Turn to gold the russet leaves, light anew the green, Gleaming from the dewy lawns In their velvet sheen We, the newly rich In mind, rich In eye and brain, . Front the desperate-.days and"1 nights of the town-afeaia I- , he did to focus public - attention on flowers in general, and bis -powers in particular. ' v .,1' f All the tlm sir. Dyer waa publish ing Fox flower news in the newspapers In such a way as to make people un derstand that flowers were not a lux ury but a necessity in every .day life. That -copy made thera - think- about flowers and want them-riind Fox was the only florist in own who could sup ply them with what they; wanted at the prices they could afford to pay. Just the other day I paw a page ad vertisement in a national magazine . Fox has outgrp wQ Philadelphia h is eelllng flowers clear across the coun try. " ' " Does it pay to advertise? ' -...-'. .v v.- i.-4 ir:. Advertising Cannot Be "Too Specific. Sometimes an absurdly simple omission will cripple the effectiveness of an ad vertisement. .4i As the proprietor Of" certain famous household article said the other day, "all advertisements should be foolproof." This explosive remark was caused by a telephone call at hi off ice, 'asking "where one could buy" lil article, In the face of the fact that the company Is Just finishing the third month of a publicity campaign 111 New .York, which Is said to be costing from $,000 to $7,000 a month. FVom now ort"ai ads will say "at drug and grocery stores," though such a line Is usually 'considered a waste of space , by many advertisement writers. Mahln Messenger. Prescription f r of d GOTHAM A Hotel ofrefinefJ el . egance, located in Nevorks social centre Easily accessible to tneatre and slppinA districts Single Docnt with BtW22 to 59 Doubt Boca whk Bath 3 IS to 8S Wetherbee eWood Rfih Av. F.ftf?f?h St. NEW YORK- CITY V) r f . v . ..-' ; H OTEL