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    Tim BEE: OMAHA, FIJI PAY, SKPTKMHKli 23. lfUO.
'Hie usfAiiA Daily Hee
KOLXUEU BT EDWARD ROSE WAT EH.
VICJKU 'llOSKWATER. EDITOR,
Enterfd at Ooi.ha pualoffke second
cU matter.
TfcUMS-OF HUBSCRIPTION.
Dsily l!e iin.-ludlng Monday), ir weekl
Duly He (without Sunday), per week..!.
Deji' Re (without SuritlHy ). mie ear..o
Day Lea mid Hunuey, ne ye.ir )
VbjL.1 V EH ED BY 'CARRIER.
Kenlng Be twithout eiundayl, per week c
Menui Ht (with Hun1), per week..lc
Munday live, one )ear. ti.M
BMluinirr iiee, mie yt-ai.-. 1 M
A. Ulrica all complaint nf Irregiilaiitiea in
iellveiy to City Circulation Department.
OKklCES.
Omaha The lira Bulluuig.
pouth Omaha l w-t nty-fourth and N.
Council iiluffs j Bcott street.
Lincoln l Dlttl tu4ldlng.
t nicagol. i Alarum He liulldlng.
New rtrk--r;uuins IJUI-IIUI No. 34 Weal
Thirtv-tmrd Htreet. , i
Washington Fourteenth Btreet. N. W.
CORRESPONDENCE.
Communication relating to news and ed
itorial matter ahoulil be addressed: Omaha
e. Editorial Department.
REMITTANCES.
Remit by draft, expies or postal older
payable to 1h He I'ubltshing Company.
Only -cenl stamp lecclved in iiuyiiieut ul
mall account, I'ersonal checks except on
Omaha and eastern exchange nut accepted.
STATEMENT or CIRCULATION.
Bute, -ot Nebraska. LKiiigias County, ss.;
George h. Tsschuck. tnaaurer ot the
Bee rublmhitig Company, ueing ,u'y
Hum, aays that the actual number or lull
and complete copies of The Dally, Mom
ma, Evening and Uunday Wee printed dur
ing the month ol Augual, lilt, was aa fol-
iows:
i a,c7c '
S .....fl,4M
1 42,470
4 48,510
40,800 :
48.S40
T 40,000 ' '
1 48,800 -
45,830 r ,
It 48,730 " "
: ; 48,700
1 43,480
j 43,340
ID 42,800
Jl 40,100
12 43,540
J J 43,880
14 ! -43,480
16 43,300
II ...43,480
IT ...43,480
11 40,100
It 43,880
10 43,440
ll 43,880
11 48,780
12 48,640
II 48,730
14 as.soo
U 48,81
la 43,100
Total
....1,38.U
Returned Cor'ea... 14,887
Net Total....,,......, 1,318,443
Dally Average 48,433
GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK,
Treaaurer.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn
to before me this let day of September. 110.
M. B. WALKER,
Notary Public
Sabsarlbero leavlasj tfei city teas
yararlly ahenld kart The Be
aaallea tv taeat.' Address will fee
chaase4 as afteej . reqaeated.
-Has anybody ' here seen J.
Lewis? - ' '-
Ham.
Chicago is making & brave effort at
taking iyr census pleasantly.
That lone, policeman of Los Angeles
ought to make a hit with the "boys."
And yet Undo Joe Cannon Insists
he is enjoying life in the same old
way.' ' ' "V
The Leaning Tower of Pisa Is a
new- hat style. Kllamanjaro comes
next.
. ,. :
At any rate, the Elklns-Abruscl
matter seems to be temporarily ad
Justed. ing (jeorge v. is earn to De a
great orator. Why not bill him for the
Chautauqua route?
Eugene Debs did not leave the re
publicans and democrats anything to
return the fire with; he exhausted the
vocabulary.
A woman of 81 has become a stu
dent, at the University of Ohio. She
will not have time to memorize, the
Greek verb.
Those British courts are, brutally
frank in holding both Crippen and his
Hilly girl victim for the murder of
the doctor's wife.
It probably would not be regarded
aa impertinent to Inquire .why.. Mrs
Bellamy Storer decided to revive that
affair Just now?
That Union Pacific train robbery has
not i yet passed into history.. The
squabble over division of the reward
Is still in the courts.
The Chicago Tribune asks if Ne
braska hasn't a favorite son to bring
out for the presidency this year. Did
somebody push him back?
That leper who escaped . and has
been restored to quarantine borrowed
J 15 while abroad. Now, who will be
willing to take that tainted money?
This prophet. who tells that England
will some day conquer the United
States must be one of those who were
forced to pay duty on bis diamonds
The World-Herald ..has assigned to
Itself the task of setting Mr. Bryan
straight. If it ever accomplishes this
it will have achieved certain claim to
distinction. ,
Cleveland's population of 660,000,
with St. Louis and Boston failing to
reach the 700,000 mark, Is mighty
suggestive as to the possibilities of
the next ten years.
Mr. Bryan t skill at splitting hairs
grows with the passing" days. He can
see the difference between tweedledee
and tweedledum more distinctly than
any other living Nebraskan.
Senator Burkett is now waking up
the people in western Nebraska and Is
making a campaign tnat causes tne
congressman from the Second district
even more anxiety.
It remains to be seen what Hearst
will be in New York, btltbe Is a dem
ocrat this year in Illinois. His papers
are advocating the election of the dem
ocrats in Cook county, though admit
Una- that- Rotter SulUv48 still boss.
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Uniform Bate Regulation. 1
The conference of governors, mayors.
and business men called at Topeka by
' t
uovernor mho us ot rvansas 10 maae
plans for preventing railroad rate in
creases is one of the really big move
ments the west, has undertaken In late
years for the economic welfare of the
whole people. . It ought to be produc
tive of great good.
The underlying principle of this
movement is a uniform basis of rate
regulation that can be brought Into
complete harmony with federal laws
and plans. Such a system should be
all that Is necessary to establish equity
and Justice between, the railroads and
the people on the one hand and the
state and the nation .on the other. Let
us not Indulge any sophistries about
a conriict between state and national
authority. The Increasing complexity
of our political and industrial systems
has even taxed the combined resources
of state and federal powers, when
it comes to that.
This matter does not affect federal
control, except insofar as state regu
lation goes to strengthen and support
the powers of the central government.
It is simply a matter of each state
discharging its own .duty and exercis
ing its own right to deal with private
corporations doing business within Its
boundaries, but along lines that rein
force and strengthen the efforts of all
the other states. Until such a system
is established, we shall never reach
the point of safe and sane rate regula
tion. For the 'safety' and sanity of
the system the experience of Iowa,
which for twenty years has been reg
ulating freight rates, is all the reas
suring evidence we need.
With chief executives of states and
cities and business men bent on the
one purpose of establishing a fair and
reasonable basis of rate regulation In
the various states, this meeting at
Topeka. which looks as much to the
conservation of railroad property as
to the rights of the shipper, certainly
should result in great benefit, not only
to the west, but to the entire country,
which has. been looking to the west
of late for examples in such leader
ship. Shift in this Cities.
The census of 1910 as thus' far dis
closed has effected several changes in
the relative standing-' Jf 'our largest
cities, and if some rates of .increase
achieved in the past decade are main
tained In the' next, still greater
exchange of places, will- be apparent
by 1920.
In 1900 the ten largest, American
cities were New York, Chicago, Phila
delphia, St. Loui?; , Bostop, fialtim'orei
Cleveland, Buffalo, San Francisco and
Cincinnati. So far as the census for
this year is given out the ranking does
not change until we get to Buffalo.
Buffalo drops from eighth to tenth
place,: according to early reports, being
outranked by Pittsburg and Detroit in
turn. San Francisco, which was
ninth, Is believed to have dropped out
of the largest ten, though final results
may show differently. Had if not
been 'for. Jts earthquake and Are it
would, undoubtedly, have maintained
its standing, if it did not advance it,
and under the circumstances it hag
done very well.
Cleveland and Detroit have made
the prodigious growths, . and should
they maintain their, rate of Increase
for another ten years and St. Louis,
Boston and Baltimore do no better
than they have done in the last ten,
Cleveland may have some chance of
going ahead of all three of them.
Cincinnati Is entirely out of the run
ning with the ten largest. It probably
never again will rank as high as It has.
By 1920, however, some of the new
comers in the ten largest class may be
surpassed, for there is Los Angeles
climbing at a startling rate. In 190C
it had 102,000 population. It claims
today 350,000, but the census is ex
pected to show at least 300,000.
That city combines all its powers
and energies on this one object of at
taining a large population. Of course,
there Is such a thing as a reflex action
In this sort of ambition, and thai; re
flex action Js more likely in the case
of a city like Los Angeles, which is al
most entirely without industries, than
one that has something1 more' substan
tial than tourists and sick people on
which to depend for expansion. "
Slaughter of Human Beings
The reports of the tVolley car col
lision near Fort Wayne, ; Ind., are ap
palling. Out of sixty persons in one
car every one was .killed or injured
the list of dead being. thirty-nine. The
other car was empty.
As usual in such cases, those who
ought to be responsible are evasive in
their explanations. "Somebody made
a mistake," one of the carmen said
Then it appears upon Investigation the
mistake was in exceeding normal
speed limita. The men in charge of
the empty car turned on their full
power, attempting to niake-a certain
distance and reach a switch before the
other car. came. The collision was
the result. ,
Such nistaket are entirely too seri
ous to be pat6ed over. The some
body" ought to be dealt with in such
a way as at least to set up an object
lesson against such reckless, crlmfnal
disregard of human life. And if the
company does not lend every aid in Hi
power to placing the responsibility so.
that the law may deal with It It will
fail to do its duty. It is lanothei
tragic reminder of the necessity foi
more efficient management of rail
ways, electric as well as steam. Com
mon carriers often complain at the
aeemlug. injustice .jot publii. criticism.
but at such times as this, wbeu humar
lives are sniffed out in a moment be
cause some speed-craze.l employe trips
to see how fast he ran run bis ina
chine, we Imagine the men at the head
of these corporations, themselves, wll
admit that, after all, public criticism
is nonejoo severe. It has done a vast
amount of good, especially with refer
ence to steam railroads, which are en
gaged in a systematic effort to keep
down the list of accidents. They art
making splendid headway, and the
electric lines should fall In with the
movement.
After all the explanations of tlx
Fort Wayne horror are offered, we
still a re confronted by the fact that
there was no excuse, and therefore no
explanation, for it. It waB"a useless,
needless slaughter ot human belngt
that would have been avoided had all
the carmen been thinking as much ol
the safety of the passengers as one, or
niavhA m npp. w-erA thlnklne- nf hronkN
J " - , - - . ..... ' - V.HM
ing a speed record. Have we not gone
about far enough with this speed
mania? Will we not rllow such
catastrophies as this to check us in
our hysteria? It is not confined tc
the rails of electric or steam roads
either.
Not a Political Question.
One of the reasons urged by the op
position to Senator Aldrlch In the pop
ulist committee consultation w?.s that
endorsement by the populists of a re
publican candidate l'or governor might
possibly effect the legislative reap
portionment, which is due at the com
ing session of the legislature.
This reason Is so far-fetched and so
unsubstantial in its general nature
that it would not ordinarily be given
any consideration, but there is always
the danger in a campaign such as is
now being waged of serious issues be
ing determined by trifles. For that
reason It should be made very plain
to the voters of the state that the long
delayed reapportionment for legisla
tive purposes is not a party issue in
any sense of the word. Both the great
parties are pledged, directly and Indi
rectly, to redistrict the state along
such lines as will give to the people
the representation they are entitled to.
This ought to be accomplished without
any question of partisan politics enter
ing into its consideration. It is
merely a matter of Justice, and as such
should be approached by the legisla
tors for the purpose solely of doing
what is right by the people of the
state.
The School Bond Issue.
Much heat is being engendered in
the discussion over the proposed issue
of bonds by the school district of
Omaha for the erection and comple
tion of new school buildings. This is
unfortunate, for. if any question of
school ' government; tshould be ap
proached calmly and judicially it is
that of the public schools. '
The Board of Education and the
superintendent of public schools have
prepared a very ambitious program,
and it may well be questioned if they
are entirely justified in their proceed
ings. On the other hand, the opposi
tion is mistaken in its effort to prevent
the issuance of any bonds. The city
is pledged to provide properly for the
care of its children while they are re
ceiving their educat.ii. nal training at
the expense of . the public. A number
of Omaha school buildings are of the
obsolete type and should be replaced.
Some of them are positively danger
ous and others are merely temporary
makeshifts. The shifting of popula
tion In Omaha during the past two or
three years has brought about prob
lems that are pressing in the matter
of properly housing the schools. The
needs of the High school are inade
quately provided for. It is not enough
to say that certain fads and frills of
an educational nature are being accom
modated to the exclusion of other
branches. The public schools must be
kept abreast of educational progress,
and to do this naturally Increases the
cost of maintaining the schools. It Is
certainly wise and prudent . to place
some limit on the policy of introducing
new features into the curriculum, but
it Is not good management to bind up
the system into a strait-jacket. Some
temperate consideration of the ques
tion will doubtless lead to a better un
derstanding. Portions of the school
board's program are indisputably
necessary. This should have fair con
sideration and the balance should be
deliberated without passion.
San Francisco boosters are going
about in the most practical way to se
cure support 'for their proposed expo
sition. They have raised a large sun
of money, more than waa ever in
vested in an exposition in America,
and propose to pay their own bills
without tapping the government till.
This will commend San Francisco to
the public.
Forty per cent Increase in the price
of a down town corner in one year Is
fair proof 6f the development Omaha
is showing by "actually selling the
property. The fact is, Omaha Is grow
ing better than even its own residents
realize.
The growth of the South Omaha live
stock market is a most encouraging
sign. It proves the wisdom of the lo
cation of the yards and the correctness
of the policy pursued by its manage
ment. The conference of governors at To
peka ought to be given much more
consideration tban It Is likely to re
ceive. The fact that such a confer
fneeia necessary shows clearly that
Honesty
From the I.
There Is nometMtig Insultingly gratuitlouj
In the reiterated auggpstlun that Governor
rhallf iibertu might. If he had ao choeen.
have uncovered a whole lot of fraud In
Douglaa county. If anything were JieoOetl
to (iipprvive It the remilt of the recount
tnere ought to be sufficient. But that I
not the only evidence we have.
After having lonked Into the situation
there fully through counsel and with the
aid of friends In the metropolis, the gover
nor himself declared In his statement to
the puli'lc. a-, the time he conceded the
non.lntitfu'i to Mayor Dahlman. that their
search of the ballot boxes had not disclosed
any material fraud. Speaking of the re
count, he said.
"It lias be, n a great benefit to Mayor
Dahlman and the rest of the stste ticket.
In that It has satisfied my friends and the
people of Nebraska generally that the
many rumors alleging frauds and unfair
nfss in Douglas county were untrue, hlle
it Is possible that I might 'still hope to
the uiatier of railroad control by the
states is not yet settled, and that the
issue of the present campaign in the
west is not narrowed down to a single
question.
Some sane men In Kentucky on
both sides of the political fence regret
the reappearance of Caleb Powers In
public life. Even though In some
cases willing to concede his Innocenct
of the charges of murder lu the Gpebel
case, they fear his campaign may re
open the old fight and lead to compli
cations anew His district is nor
mally 15.000 republican, so his nomi
nation practically means election. But
there will be many in Kentucky to re
sent sending a man to congress who
spent eight years in prison and was
thrice convicted on the charge of mur
der. The question naturally arises,
Was. this vindication necessary?
If the question of annexation !s to
be submitted to the voters at the com
Ing election, it muBt be divested en
tirely from any political significance.
It Is a matter that concerns all the
people of both Omaha and South
Omaha and should not be entangled
with the fortunes of any political
party.
The Lincoln charter committee is
already busy framing a new bill ot
rights for the government of the capi
tal city, which enterprise commends
Itself to Omaha. If we are to have
any changes in the city charter, it is
not too early to begin consideration of
the same. "'
In one way foot ball leads all other
studies at college. The coach invaria
bly has his team out for practice long
before the other professors have their
classes organized. This may argue
something as to the relative impor
tance of college courses.
A Georgia judge has taken the posi
tion that even if there is such a thing
as platonic love between a married
man and a married woman, it dees not
exist when the man gives the woman
a pair of silk hose. Um well, he may
be right.
The Record-Herald calls attention
of those disappointed that Chicago's
growth was not larger to the fact that
in seventy years it has come from
4,000 to 2,185,000, which, we admit,
is coming some.
The limit of American audacity
seems to be reached in a mass meeting
of Chicago waiters protesting against
the small sized tips they now receive.
This Is a case of liberty becoming a
license.
It is a 100 to 1 shot that if another
Balllnger investigating committee
were to be appointed no power could
induce Senator Nelson to accept the
chairmanship of it.
An I nooniforlable Position.
Cleveland Plain-Dealer.
Nearly every political bosa has his ear
to the ground all right, and the public has
its foot on the other ear.
A Nonpartisan Mnatnate.
Washington Herald.
George Gould expresses the sapient opin
ion that business will improve whether
success alights on either republican or dem
ocratic banner. Another middle-ef the road
man.
Who C ares I
Sioux City Journal.
The new nation Hum, according to the
latest revised definition, "means nothing
but an efficient application to new condi
tions of certain old and fundamental moral
ities." Does that allay the apprehension
in YVaJt street?
Hnw Times llavo Changed.
Chicago News.
Railroads are planning to cut to still
smaller dimensions the lists of those who
are to receive passes. Yet it was not so
long ago when many a man was prouder
of his railroad pass than of nis blood
bought right to vote.
Fact sal Assertion Mix.
Philadelphia Record.
The Fall river mills have been throwing,
their operatives out of work on the ground
that cloth prices were too low in propor
tion to the price of the material. But for
the third quarter of thla year their average
dividends were 1.64 per cent, a little mure
than a year ago. It would have been bet
ter to let a little ot the loss tall on the
shareholders.
Plarlnar with Death.
Dea Mo' nee Capital.
Ha has a strangely perverted idea of the
proper use of the life which God has given
him who will devote It to trifling with
death.
The man who shot the rapids at Niagara
Falls Monday in a motor boat played the
fool. If he had been unsuccessful be would
have been branded as such from one end
of the world to the other. Because be man
aged to come out alive he Is made the re
cipient of a certain amount of unthinking
and hysterical applause.
There are hasards enough In the legiti
mate occupations In whloh men must en
gage without Insulting Divine Providence
by a wanton gamble a lib death.
Pays Best
incoln Star.
win the nomination in a leital battle be
cause of Irregularities and technicalities
shown the recount in Douglas county. I
do not care for a victory that Is to be wot.
In that manner, and I think more of the
welfare of the party ard of the many
friends of mine, who are candidates) this
year, than 1 do ot any personal anilntiun
of n-.y o'Vli, or disappointment becauxo of
a seeming repudiation of my administra
tion." If there had been fraud in Omaha, does
anyone Imagine that Governor Shallrnber
ger was not In the hinior to avail himself
of It? When he did not find It he stops
the mouths of all honest men from assert
ing it in political discussion. Surely
Omaha has enough to bear If It answers
for the faults that are actual, as lias any
other community. It does Lincoln and Ne
braska no good to be 'constantly endeavor
ing to arouse false ai.d damaging political
Impressions about the citizenship of the
metropolis.
PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE.
Caruso's, voice thansferred to canned
music nets him almost $."O,00fl a year.
I '1 umhera pulled off a national con
tention at 1. I'aul wTihout any delegate
guing back to hla shop for a forgotten
tool.
Mayor Gaynor's voice has fully recovered
from the shock the would-be assassin's
bullet, but his vocal remarks with a pen
are as clear and robust as ever.
The barbers In convention assembled
suggest a no-tip standard and the eleva
tion of their calling to a profession, with
a degree of T. D., abbreviation for "ton-
sorial doctor."
If not the best seller, certainly the larg
est literary output or the season is to be
credited to Missouri. The record of the
Hyde trial, containing l,30G.3O0 words, fills
seven bulky volumes.
If the Chanler custom of distributing In
come In blocks of tJO.000 per year beiw'een
the wives of progressive matrimony were
universally followed It Is not difficult to
see where the divorce practice would dis
cover Its limits. v
Cheer up! The threatened wholesale sur
gery of words Is dwindling down to a
gentle shaving of the cuticle. A comforting
word comes from the simplified spelling
board, which Is "serene amid alarms."
"These doting friends," says the board
in one of Its printed spells, "May be re
lieved to know that all the proposals for
additional simplifications" that have come
up for consideration "have been received
without alarm and considered without agi
tation." PEKILOl'8 COMBINAT
IO..
EstortloaT Inflated Prices for Sieves
anrles of Life.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
There can be. no difference of opinion
as to the baneful, the injurious, nay,
they can be classed as criminal, effects
of combinations formed to restrict the
supplies of food of the people of any
district, any nation or any continent.
The fact that these combinations are
classed as commercial or trade associa
tions gives them no license to produce
their excessive profits at the cost of our
citizens, either collectively or Individu
ally. For more than a year past our people
have offered protest after protest
against the. exorbitant prices of living
in the land of plenty, but their protests
as yet have produced no relaxation In
prices for supplies of the staple articles
of their daily food. i
It has grown to be a menace to our
entire industrial situation, to our peace
and prosperity in the cities of our land
and to our ability to transact business
abroad in the outputs of our manufac
tures. That these combinations to exact un
due profits do exist there Is full evidence,
and yet despite the activity of state and
national officials, rw relief from their
exactions has yet come to the masses
of the people.
Dear food makes dear production and
finally .kills business that employs
large numbers of people.
Dear foods may exist under natural con
ditions sucb as are iound in unproductive,
Isolated districts, as mining camps, pioneer
Btations or In countries swept by virulent
disease where Inhabitants are unable to ob
tain supplies.
That the people of the United States, in
the very nildst of the harvests. In the very
center of the most productive region of the
globe, amply furnished with transportation
facilities, free from pestilence, full of
energy and vigor, are held up dully by
trade combinations, forcing them to pay
unprecedented prices for the products of
the land they live in, is almost past belief.
Yet that this is the case the household
bills of every family in the cities of the
union give full and direct testimony.
It Is high time, full time, that the food
supplies of our people' he freed from the
control of these combinations, which are
paralyzing the. industrial population of the
country and threatening the peace and
prosperity of all classes through their
avaricious exactions.
Our Birthday Book
x September 83, 1810,
George H. Crosby, freight traffic man
ager of the Burlington system, was born
September 23, 1855, at Hlllshoro, III. He has
been in various positions In the railroad
world since 1872 and was at one time
t 1 - J .
IUCWIBU hi iimuw.
Meredith Nicholson, novelist and author.
Is Just U yeara old today. By nativity he
Is a member of ,the Hoosier school of fic
tioniNts. Omaha, figures as the scene In
"The Main Chance," and his marriage
with the daughter of -the late Herman
Kountse has made him a frequent visitor
here.
Abraham Lincoln Reed, president of the
Bryon Reed company, real estate, was
born September 23, 1WS, right here in
Omaha. He succeeded his father In this
pioneer real estate firm, and was alsd one
of the executive committee managing the
famous Omaha exposition.
Edward M. Martin, lawer, offlcing In
the First National bank building, is just
39 years old today. He waa born in Dela
field, Wis., and was educated at Iuwa col
lege and the University of Nebraska. He
la now a member of the law firm ot Far
rlah & Martin.
Dr. C. O. Robinson, physician and sur
geon In the Brandeis building, is just 6
years old today. He graduated in medi
cine at the University of Pittsburg and is
also a post-graduate of the medical school
at Chicago. He has been in active practice
since ltDl.
Edward Updike, vice president of the
Updike Grain company, is , celebrating his
70th birthday. Its was born In Dutch
neck, N. J., and was in the banking- and
grain business at Harvard from 1WI to
UMC, when he removed to Omaha. '
Edgar N. Bowles, one of Uncle 8am's
veteran letter carriers, waa born Hepteinber
23, ltM. In New Hampshire. He baa been
In the postal service since ISA.
LINES TO A LAUGH.
"Horses are verv sympsthet.c anlml"
"In w hi't reect "".
"They are generally resixmslv to a cm.II
of Vho:' "- r.Hlitmore Anierli-sn.
"Wlint make you ausoect thut ltricrlns
Is behind on his hoard bill?"
"The fact that he shvs thank you' s.nd
looks perfectly pleased when he cets 1lie
rteck and wing of the chicken "-Washington
Star.
Friend Is your plnv up to rlt"?
Author-I'p to date? Whv, the soiihr -tte
In It uses a vacuum rU-aner' f'oton Transcript.
"Is Mrs. Gausslp a friend of yours?"
"No: shea a friend of my vlfes."
"Isn't that the same thins? '
"Not at all. She feels verv sorry for mv
wife." Pittsburg Post.
"Dentlstrv la a profession which logically
ought to make all Its followers hard up."
"I don't see why."
nut think! Isn't a dentist's Mvlng nl
wavs one of hand to mouth?" Half more
American.
"So you en.toy belntr married to a suf
fragette?" said one nin.
"ThoroURhly." replied the other. "In
stead of keeping me awake with curtain
lectures, she puts ine to sleep readltiK her
speeches." Washington Herald
Truth having been crushed to earth
asHln. lav helpless.
"What's the use!" exclaimed Truth, mnk-
Talks for people
Ibis might properly be called the
Age or Advertising.
Advertising has helped to baild
some of the biggest business successes
In the country. It sells eastern :,'oods
in the west and western goods In the
eaBt; it has brought north and south
closer together commercially. It bus
done more to educate the peopld in
values than any other one force.
The advertising columns of the dally
newspapers are the family market
place.
People no longer go about looking
for the things they want they go to
their newspapers as to information ks
to where they are to be found.
Women, before they start on o sl'on-
ping tour, read the advertising news
in their home paper, learu exactly
where to find what they want nud go
there to get it because it saveB time;
because they have learned that they
can depend upon advertising firms to
live up to what they publish, that they
will not be asked a cent more than the
goods are worth, that they will be
given fair and courteous treatment.
Merchants tell me that many women
bring the advertisement with, them
and make their turchaBes from the
list of articles advertised.
If you will consider the question a
minute, the reason for thl public In
terest in adverlUiug will be tlear to
you. s
The first Interest of average men
and women are to clothe themselves
and their children as well as possible,
to have-ihe best and purest of foods
on their tables, to furnish their homes
as comfortably and pleasingly as pos
sible, to give their children every-ad-vantage
of education, culture and
pleasant surroundings that they can
afford.
There is nothing more important to
at least 125,000 people in Omaha than
11 lb
I' Th Style atut
Adieus Collegian Clothes
avoid conspicuous extremes,
of fashion. These are the representative, modish
clothes of America. Decidedly above the average in
quality, rityle and individuality, they are the earments
preferred by men who know the requisites of good
dress and caretuuy discriminate. Foremost dealers
in all sections of America are showing our overcoats,
suits and raincoats at $15.00 to $35.00. Our style book
wm inorougmy post you.
David Adler&SonsClothingCo.
sk V a . 8 miss
iNODDy Glomes Makers
:na no effort to rise. "1 shan t trv to aei
in. until nfier Ihe election. 1 c.in't uol
aint a million campaign Ik-el
Ti it-tine.
Chicago
rrald. .
a hasit'l r J
VANITY OF WICHES.
I
! Since
I.- I-(,- iii ihe Record-Herald
... !,.,.. a millionaire ma hasn't
.., ml Ml
last .winter she was In the south; shs I
goln' to Japan this fall;
She went to Kurope In the spring and spent
the summer over there
She tavs next viar she's goln' back: shot
never happy anywheie.
1 have to Slav at home he-.ause 1 need to
go to school, yon know; -It's
often lonesome, und 1 wish ma wouldn 1 1
cure to travel so;
,.t him 1 see her:
She sits twslile him at his desk. and. some
how when ma starts away
He doewn t' sim to kick at all or care how
long she wants to stay. (
I wish that things were different and we'd
get poor again somehow,
t used to go to public School; hut gee. they
.wouldn't let me now;
Id rutlier have the little flat that we were
happv In before,
With ma to cook the meats hrrsrlf and pa
to eat st home once more. .
who sell thinas
knowing how and where to spend their
money most advantageously.
There Is nothing more natural than
that they should read the advertising
column of their home newspaper for
information, to see what you and oth
ers have to offer them.
How else should they find out?
Not from heresay, surely, not from
going from place to place making com-
parlsons. (
Nfsir, that is not the way people
spend money nowadays; there Is an
easier, surer and better way than that.
and the people have learned it.
cure to travel so; i
Phe savs next year sties goln' down toy
Porto Rico and Hrss.l. J
And when that trip Is done I s'pose shall I
want to keep on gotn' still. f
Pa doesn't seem to mind a bit; he's got 81
girl stenographer J
That's voting and beautiful, and when I
,1 ini
news I
inow n '
People are Intensely Interested
advertising because It gives them nev
of absorbing interest, and they kr
that before a reputable business mu
publishes anything over his name he is
going to make certain that it is the
truth.
Women and men, intent on purchas
ing something that will add to their
comfort, convenience or pleasure, are
far more Interested in the newspaper
columns that tell them how and where
to spend tneir money advantageously r '
than they are in the columns that tell
them of the last record in automobile
racing.
The advertising columns of The Bee
are the market place of over 40,000
families.
One hundred and twenty thousand
women and men look In the advertis
ing columns of The Bee every day for
news and information women and
men vho are willing to pay for good
merchandise and good service.
Will ycra tell them the frank, open,
honest facts about your goods, and
why you can and do give good service?
Is the good will and custom of 120,
000 people worth considering?
Is a service of frank, open, honest
Advertising Copy worth looking at?
Is the help The Bee might render
worth a telephone call?
yet meet all the demands
Mailed upon .application.
Milwaukee
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