THE BEE: OMATTA. FRIDAY. KETTKMTIER 1010. 0 Black Satin House Frock Things You Want to Know (iam of (iolf. J J it i ..I -v f a- i - h ' i : t i . , . y - .!... .- ,.v.? I ,,; V 'V. 'J jl. , l 1 ., ' . (' ... " 1 ,: ,,. h t , .... i ' ti7hn alt Is Bald and don wtih. thrre in fcothlnir o satisfactory, and tntely h an II black hous (town, and the little (rook Illustrated It of all black tiattn meteor, em- T I t - Boss of the Establishment, B AMEHB MAN. Tha'wtfo of the Boss of ma UstabliMi ment beamed graciously. "upon her caller tha petite Mr. James (Sydney -John Van Belslg-r Smith." The two ladles had been hopping together and had returned to the Boas' abod a little 'after 4 o'clock. The Boss, who had reat'lird home during their absence,, was iconiXortably Installed In the dining room when they arrivwd, but a both settled themselves In the front rf-om and took up what seenied a very ab rirbinar,. onvrratlon they remained un aware of ills presence. Mia. James Sydney John Van Kelslgrr Smith commuted from an estimable Jersey Tillage to New York, "It's Uch a problem!" Uie Boss now heard the visitor confide. Jim has sucn a fin business opportunity in I' hl.-8.no but he says ha ran't afford to go an I pav rtjt in. New Jeisey,,tt,iQ.: and our It-use lias a year .to run. And men are so funny about leases. Why. when I said f wouldn t pay any attention to the ' old lease, but Just move out, he got perfectly furious and asked . ma If J thought;, I .bad married a crvk7" ' - , Wee,", agreed the Boss' wife, "that's thv way men are. They makan awiut fuH about a little thing likx that and yet when a poor .cat wfllfs over a "piece of stlok fly paper- they think It. fuaiiy. V.'hy, you Just ought to' have heard Mr. Mann laugh this morning when my poor ll't.e kitten got her pawa all stuck up and I was try ing to pull her loose!" During this narrative-'" the caller's face had assumed that look ef polite detain ment wlUrh alwaya crosses a woman's r,.nnt atntt ti.-. w .-ln ih,. ...in i.riH It ifl htt been snKted from her oiv liushand to :hafi Of her fj lend. r "Realli -r she Said, leaping Into, the pause and taking poas-sslon of' It, ."how Inter esting, but as I as slng ahoi t 'aiir our house. If rtun t rtnrl a tenant Jim may go to Chicago glone and leave me here! f read In a n.-wrip. r artlule last neek tbat said that " ivfs sliould ti'uxt their husbands lmplu-lil, but Hiey slio.iid always insist' on going with them eve ry where! What do ynu think about It?" "Why, ' replied the Pos. ulfe, with a irtiud confidence ber Lut tejolrei to over year, "MtC Mann has glwars been so per Ctly sweet and attentive that I've ,t, given a thought 10 siu-fi a n'lest'or. Btl.l." ha added quickly, "I'd advle u to rent the house If you possibly van." "That'a hai J thluk. ."ton," ' agreed Ihi caller, raihrr dejectedly," but It's so uiffi- jlt to e-aoiMjnu- Iwuse at this iun. And Jim leases ever vmng to ine: ny. go yos),kn hat if I hadn't picked up an,, moved every year weo siui pe iivin 11 he flat 4sook wbenwa were married!" "Think f . tiuvt!-' , etuJaunt-d the h 'wife. j;nit. Mr. Maim.ta ti sm lis nevet-lves-a' thhauht of novutg! hava tA. 0.!d'Vv'ri thing like that. I you know Id bet t& that he doesn't know th first ot October to nearly her and lust -i ..jr . . ':: ": broldered with black. The yoke and Beam less shoulder sleeves are of black chiffon, and the simple gored skirt hat putting of the chiffon at the knees. He Dtn iUea That Women Too Much Talking and Too Little Work. J) "MR. MANN HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO PERFM'TLY 8WKKT AND ATTKNTIVK." we'll have to decide pretty toon whether we want our apartment for another year'" "I'll take you!" erclalmed the Boss, emerging suddenly from the dining room. An' embarrassed pause' fell upon both ladles. P The Hoes then explained his unexpeoced presence. "I have been having a great o!d time learning what you r'oally think tt us:" He turned to his wife. "It's a wonder you didn't hear the whoop I let out when you told about Mist- cat and fly paper!" Mrs. James Etcetera Smith laughed po litely, but her mli to could not compare with thai of the Hosa. who had been telling the story all day to his much more appre ciative men frlenda. "We've chunged the cat's name from ,'ele to Tanglefoot." he declared, "haven't e?" The caller rose. "1 suppose you've heard all about our house," she said. "I really .lon't know what I'm going to do about t. You know Jim Reaves all thoaa things n me." ' 0 I ve heard," said the Boss dryly, and hen as his wlfa conducted ihe lady to the lour, be add!: "K the way, Jim and 1 had lunch to- fther today and 1 decided to take the Mac myelf. 1 signed a year s lease for t this afternoon." . ' tlopyriglit. 10 10. by the N. Y. Herald Co) Ike Ilea tie Crate. Many a mau goes up in the air without ny knowledge of aviation. Some men are as hard to deal with as a ,-orn out pack of cards. 1 ne iiewi soiueuiuea uses tue pulpit as .u ambuscade. v ---;:)-. a .. ' .,. .;" . . . - ' 4 -i : - ,j j, , - A " ' 4 - 1 ; v- '-t-Xr'i" 1 ' SV PRtTZtlTTEUTTHE I'LL TELL'EM-' MR. Dot rsj h,MPl . ' ," 5E WIDE vT THE BOTTOM L1 ' KYtTi TO T TQ po, fiZ LOKES'' THERE GOEi, not " .W0" ltHL IDIOT5 -tSVJ CALL THAT ftv.?TH.rTHKt:TO S2S ... DON'T GLT A CLNT FROM H, CHWEV UOOKi ySSSA ! I DID HOTTELL VOU 1 SO VOU THINK THAVTS NN T J TO BUILD IT THAT A OOKE DO VoJ WELL toSfA ustM-ivt&MOW r, -Prr WAV VOU' VE. BEEN Vfv .' & OOKE YOU J? Q2 ffg COPYRIGHT. 19ia BY THE NEW.YORK EVtNIMQ TELEGRAM EW.YORIC.HErULDCOJ.: AlWflhU Rmrv- Items of Tlie vast majorttyof Spanish women still believe that It Is degrading- for a lady to take up any work for which ahe la paid. Therefore, if they do not marry they either enter a convent or live with a member of the family, and they do not at all mind be ing dependent on the charity of friends or relatives. Though marriages are often arranged without the consent of the bride-elect, law or custom gives the Spanish woman the power of appealing to a magistrate if she wishes to escape from a union which Is distasteful to her, says the Queen. The magistrate may take her from her The VOL. I. " THIS BUM HMD BBH. A. 8TINOER Editor Communications welcomed, and neither algnature nor re turn poatage reuulted. Ad dress the Editor. NO AX AT ANY PRiCB. OUT ON NO BAD MONT TAKEN. Kin Cera. While others may bo watoh ing the troubles of kings and queens and Jacks and ten spots across the drink, the Nebraskan who Is truly loyal to bis country has been watch ing old King Corn of late. Ye Editor Is happy to state that the fine monarch Is doing right well - and will soon be out of danger. Just about this time each year Jack Frost gets on his nerves, and for a few days makes a heap of trouble. But this time, as in days gone by, old Jupiter Pluvlua has inter vened, and Jack Frost has " outwitted. A very few days of anxTous watching still remain, but before another Issua of this paper ! before Its readers, the story will have been told and King Corn will be beyond the reach of the destroyer. And, In the waving plumes of this great est of monarcha, we see again the promise of plenty for all Nebraska and the world be sides. Great la King Corn. KBTfi It is only envy that leads soma of our conlscnpa to In sinuate that Ye Editor was asked to the Teddy . luncheoo because the committee needed his 2 W. We decline to pay any attention to sucb slum. And If you want to know where we got that f2.sn. It's none of your goldarned busi ness. Go4 Ue.ee. A correspondent, who Is too modest to disclose his name writes to Ye Editor In response to the query pro pounded by the headline writer as to whst the colonel did while Ma clothes . were being pressed, suggesting that back be and his pan La for the time at least Omaha had th original Teddy bar. mm - 1 n Interest for the Women Folks father's home until she Is -of age, while If she determines to marry s man of whom her parents disapprove she may aim place herself under the protection of the law and she cannot be deprived of her share of the family estate. ' Public opinion Is still so strongly opposed to the education of women that It will be a long time before they are fitted to take their share In their country's work, and many women are so Ignorant that they can hardly read their mlasals or write their names. . - Among the "awful warnings" seen on the OMAHA, SEPTEMBER 16, 1810. Dai LYmu IN THE WORLD A POET WENT MISSION OF GRAVE DANGER BENT The Night Was Dark, the Wind Wia High, a Man's Body Somewhere Nigh, and Yet He Went, Oh, My! Oh, My! . Howling down from the northesst the chill wind Sun day evening chopped the muddy water of the Missouri river Into Incipient waves which beat upon the Nebraska shores and sandbars unceas ingly for several boura. Look. Ing out over the long, low em bankment of sand washed up by the current of the river during the early spring rise, Henry Hlte of Bellevue, occu pant of a fishing camp, four miles southeast of ths Inter urban station at Bellevue, saw the body of a man half sub merged In sand and lapped by the tiny waves. World-Herald, The night was cold and bleak and dark and the wtndt northeastward blew, and down In the sandbars, stiff and stark, was a floater no one knew. Hist! how the wild wind tosses sand and scoops "Incipient" waves, and ths dreamer that dreams at ths newspaper desk. Hark! how he rants and raves! "There's a dead man down on the sand." said he. "a dead man drowned In the drink, and I might find who he might b if I go to the river's brink." 80 the scribe wraps up In a crsvenette and shoulders a tank of tnk and hies away at the close of day to the cruel Missouri's brink. Darkneaa comes with a swoop and a rush, the waves lapped on for houra, but the cried, and his arm swept wide. "Is a dead man, mercy me! When I get near a Smith Premier I'll tell what I did see!" ' '' , The office reeked with his labor's sweat, and on words his wrath wreaked he, and swam and yowled and cussed and howled his pitiful tale of ths sea. For poetry' ' passion Is great to know and. the muse la a mistress fair, but never a tale like that was writ since Homer lacked an heir. And never a tale like that was graved on 4 front news paper page, since Horaoe Oreeley went to- son 00 1 and Brisbane camf.ot age. Meases ber. Ta Editor would like to call prayerful consideration to the fact that the voy-s in Douglas county have Just- been care fully recounted, In response to a demand based on charges that extensive fraud had been committed In "the original count. . Ths outcome of the second count did not materially- affect the result, aa first announced. Just remember this, when next you hear Omaha poli ticians charged with all sorts of crookedness. Ths Omaha voter Is as honest In purpose as any. and the machinery for collecting and counting the ballots is as carefully watched here aa anywhere in the coun try. Omaha folks may nut alwaya vota the way they ought to. but they vote honestly and count honestly. grim reporter pressed rtsjht on to the limit of his powers. The sand waa vet. the waves lapped on, and they lapped the dead man's lap. but the hero gave to his belt a hitch and pulled down his vlsored cap. At last a form looms up ahead. The dead man! Yes? 'Tls he! Floating stilly and very dead in that yellow flowlag aea. The reporter had ended hie gloomy quest and he took no frightened glanoa, and That Fargo man Will be re membered by some of his fel low eltisena as a hero for a few days. : In time ha will 00 me to think of himself as the prise damp boot of North DakoW ran to old Bellevue breath canto out la "Dw UereP be street recently was a green linen dreaa finished at the top with a small square, collarlefis yoke of ecru net, finely tucked and well fitting; tucked sleeves taken Into oufls matching yoke a perfectly neat, pretty frock. But the effect was marred by the addition of a turn back Claudlne collar and cur IS of knife pleated white net not too Immaculate edged with Persian hems in green, pink and blue. Be especially careful to bring starched clothes In as soon as they are dry. When It Is cold, the freeslng takes out the stiff ness and when the weather Is damp the clothes become limp. mbleBee NO. 204. v WE UNDERSTAND. That Herb Daniels expects to vote it straight anyway. That the lid at Lincoln leaked a little during the state -fair. That Mayor Tucker isn't los ing any . sleep over ths ohances. That the "touching commit tee" wishes the good old times were back. That Btrt Hitchcock !s shaking hands pretty gener ally Just now. That Jim knew it all the time, but Just wanted . the other fellow to find it out. That Colonel Fanning feels mighty sorry at the way things turned out in Douglas. That the Third ward Is holding Its head pretty high, since the recount was fin ished. That it takes a World-Herald slsuth to discover the differences In the republican party. The republicans wouldn't know of them other wise. Dead All Off. It's all off now, and Jim Is the man. Ashton hung on as long as he could, and threatened law aults and other things, but the count wouldn't come out right. Now, Jim can go to It, and the democrats of Nebraaka at last know who Is running for governor on their ticket. laterestlng. It would really be Interest ing to have one little com munication from beyond the Styx. We would like to know exactly what Tom Reed and Nelse Plngley and Bre r Bou telle aald when they got the news from Maine. Colewe-t ta Lorlssor. I have eaten wth na.anes grimy and black Far off on mld-Africa'a plains; And Just for a hunch I had Booker to lunch And the colored vote showed' wondrous galna I have eaten with Spaniards and Rough Riding men. With stokers and shovelers. too; -But I'm hanged If I'm able to alt at the table With a man who's as rooked ss you. -Ths Big tick. The concluding chapter of the lI contest for the amateur golf championship of America will be written at Hrookllne. Mix , tomorrow. This championship Is one ot the coveted honors of the golfing world and alwaya has been a well contested event, last year the victory went to 1L A. Gardi ner, who, at Whealon. 111., defeated II. C. F.agen in a 36-hole match, four up and two to play. In the sntstcur championship the match form of plnvlng Is UKed, the score being reckoned by the number of hole. In the I'nlted States open championship, the play was what Is known as the medal game, where the score Is reckoned by strokes and George Sargent of Hyde Manor. Vt., won It by setting a new record of !. Golf hss become one of the established sports In America and may fairly be xald to have succeeded horse racing aa the sport of kings. With President Taft a Kolf nthuiriast, as well a a base ball fan, golf practically has become the game of American official life. Ita beginning In America dates back many years, but as a well organised sport with a competent na tional body to supervise It, the game had Its beginning In the United States In 1K91. In that year five of the leading clubs of the country got together and laid the foun dations of the I'nlted States Golf asHXcia tlon. which has become the recognised court of lat resort In all matters pertaining to golf In the United States. At this time thete ia considerable complaint on the purt of those Interested In the national associ ation over the fact that only 2 per cent of the golf clubs of the country belong to the national organisation. The membership of a club In the national organisation en titles the members of the club to take part In all of the national championship con tests, and only costs $10 a year per club. There are about 1.0U0 recognized golf olubs In the United States today and some twenty-five In Canada. It Is estimated that the membership of these clubs spproxlmates a half million. There are many links through out the country, yet only comparatively few of them are extended enough to Jiiatlfy be ing called by that name. Near Chicago an old race track and fair grounds hss been converted into a golf course, and there one may play upon the payment of a stipulated fee per annum. Her one has a fine picture of the passing of horse racing and the rise of golf aa the favorite sport of prominent Americans, in the days of Washington It waa to the turf that the official life of the nation turned for Its amusement, and the first president often took part either aa a Judge.' an owner, or a spectator In the racing events of his time. In these later days one would hardly expect to see the president at the trackslde, but he Is likely to be found on the links when his official duties will permit. The first golf club In the United Statea was the St. Andrews club at Yonkera. N. Y., organised In IS88. At that time the links consisted of six holes from 160 to !0 ysrds apart. This club waa named after the his toric 8t. Andrews club In Scotland, which Is the foremost golfing organisation ot the world. People were slow In adopting fhe game, moat man thinking It too simple to become enthusiastic over it. They re garded It aa nothing more than chasing a gutta percha ball aorosa a cow pasture. But everybody who has any serious ac quaintance- with It knowa that there Is no other sport In the world that requires a steadier nerve or greater generalship than golf, under the many hasarda and difficul ties that hava been placed around the game. It )s aald that President Taft holds the record of official America for a long drive. At Salt Lake City last year he made an ex hibition drive of HX yards. There Is a pro fessional record of 381 yards, while Miss Margaret Curtis holds the woman's record with a drive of 220 yards. There Is at this time considerable agita tion among golfing enthusiasts aver the de cision of the St. Andrews club that the croquet-mallet form of olub, known as the Schenectady club, ia not to be recognised In the English rules. This form of club was brought out . first In England and stood well until It was adopted in America. An other matter of consideration la the pay of professional golfers In this country. In the days of the gutta percha ball tbey made enough money out of the sale of balls to supplement their salary sufficiently to give them a living Income. Since the rubber cored ball has coma Into use this means of getting a profit out of their business has been curtailed. Golf 1 said to be an evolution of hockey, with chole aa the transitory stage between the two. In choice the players would Clever Packing of Trunk Will A sligbt knowledge ot packing will help a girl to keep her clothes looking fresh though they may be often put Into a trunk. It la literally wearing 10 frocks to mash them down time after time when go ing away to make short visits In the sum mer. A large quantity of tissue paper may be regarded aa a good investment. The mora sleeves and waists can be stuffed to hold their original shape the less will they be crushed, and at all cost on must avoid a frock being so placed that it will be mashed down flat. When this happens such sharp creases are made that only Ironing by a professional will freshen it. It Is a mistake to think that a trunk should be loosely packed; on the contrary, the tighter everything can be placed in It the lees likely are articles to be shifted when the trunk Is thrown from car to plat form and hurled upon wagons. Unless one has a trunk so built as to stand on end always, It does not matter In what section the heavy articles are placed, for what Is the top at on time will be the bottom at another. Baga of silk linen Just large enough to hold a pair ot shoe or slippers simplify packing, for stockings to match the pair can be put In with them, and (here la less likelihood of forgetting, or of their sep arating In the trunk. Before putting in a dress It should be laid out on a bed or other large surface, and sheets of tissue paper, crushed together lightly, stuffed Into the sleeves until the latter are round, but not hard. The waist ia than fastened, and four or five sheets alao crushed, go Into that to giv It sem blance of shape. Then the skirt ia taken at each aide down by the hem, and laid out peifsctly smooth, after which first on slda and then the other la laid over to the back fc(im. The sections left are again folded to the back seam, when the skirt will be narrow, and should be. perfectly smooth. It to Imme diately folded short, probably In two folds, If the waist Is attached. The bundle, firm and Shapely, la laid on a piec of cheese olotn half a yard long to serve aa a cover. pick out some object to be hit from two to five miles away from the starting point, and the winner was the one who hit It In tho fewest number of strokes. One of tin favorite goals In this gnmr was a church door. One writer declares that all ths games In which a ball and a club are tht prominent Implements came about In the following way: A shepherd was watching his sheep: a nice round stone was lying beside his path. What more natural than that he sliould take a crack at that stone with his crook. When he did so, behold. It fell full Into a rabbit scrape. "Mary." said he. "I couldn't do that aaln It t tried." And sure enough he couldn't. Then he asked his fellow shepherd If he could do It. "Forsooth, that Is easy," exclaim! the latter. Just as atl mwi say when they see a good player st golf make a Ions; drive. Then they tried for a wager, then Increaced the distance, and used a tag of wool to mark the hole. Thus the shepherd's crook became the forerunner of the golf club, the tag of wool the predecessor of the marker at the hole, and the rounded stone the harbinger of the golf ball. The venerable age of the game of golf is fliown by the fact that before the dis covery of America the Scotch Parliament had decreed and ord.ilned that "the futa ball and golf be utterly cryit doune." Laws were being psixxcd continually in an effort to suppress the game, on the ground that It Interfered with the practice of areherx, then the principal means of national de fense. But when the use of gunpowder at:d it'.uxkels supplanted archery in wur, he "unprofitahlll" sport flourished and the liiws against It were not enforced. Later the objections to golf were religious rather than tnuttlal, and a law waa passed against the "prophanatlons" of the Sabbath with golf. Aa men became more liberal the law allowed the golfers to enjoy their Kiiine on Sunday afternoons, providing they could show that they had attended preach ing Di the morning. Otherwise they were denied the privilege of playing at all on the Sabbath. By the beginning of the seventeenth cen tury golf had lived down Its reputation as an "unprofltabill" sport and had Ingratiated Itself in the heart of even King James VI, who, In liiftj. appointed William Mayne to be "during all the doyia of his lylf-tyme club-maker to his hleness." About this same time there was an act passed by the Scottish Parliament pro hi hi ting the Impor tation of Dutch-made golf balls Into Scot land. This Is one or the flrpt Instances of the protective tariff pHnclple being recog nized In the English-speaking world. In those days the balls were made of wet feathers stuffed Into a leather covering, and much skill was required In their making. Later the gutta percha ball in ado a bid for favor and all sorts of tactics were resorted to In order to prevent its ascendancy. Many ball-makers paid the caddies to gather up all the gutta percha balls they could find. But the guita percha bail became so strongly entrenched In the favor of the players that those who had hitherto u.-ed a baBket of feathers and a piece of horse hide in making a ball now changed to mak ing them of gutta percha.. It. was ill tliooe same times that the game was played by players attired In tall hats, swallow-tail coats and knee breeches. Such a costume on the links today would be amusing to say the least. One of the greatest players In. the history of the game was Alexander McKellar, who won the title "cock o' the green." He spent his life on Uruntsfleld links playing by himself when he could find no opponent. Often he woald practice at putting by lamp light, and upon one occasion his golf hating wife, annoyed by all-absorbing pas. slon, brought him his dinner and his night cap. He was too 'absorbed In his game even to appreciate thla delicate satire. Allen Robertson holds the reputation of being the greatest golfer that ever lived. He never was beaten, and, though a pro fessional, had the politeness of a Brummel and the policy of a Tallyrand. For almost a generation his record of a full round on the St. Andrews links in seventy-nine strokes never waa touched. Not long ago Willie Smith, an American, mads the rounds on the same links In seventy-one strokes. The records of, the game indicate that although Britain la the home of mod ern golf, Americans are as well equipped as English players In their mastery of- the sport. It would be hard to determine whether the American champion or the British champion has the best of Ihe argu ment when considering a long period of ears. Tomorrow FOWXK BOATUTO. IT CT tEDXKIO 3. BAgKia. Keep the Clothes Fresh This Is pinned down, tight, but smooth, and the parcel thus arranged I easily lifted into the trunk. 'No matter how the trunk may be thrown about, th folds are preserved so that few. If any, wrinkles are made In the packing. As soon as possible after arriving, gar ments are to bn taken out and hung up, putting them Into the air. If they are creased. Every 'girl should always huv four or five folding coat hangers with her, for dresses thut are liutig on them more quickly lost any appearance of hav ing been in a trunk. f " V Popular Wife of English I Sportsman. j . V y ' " ' 'V ' It . y ' 1 VTrV-.'- A popular figure In London this seaseu according to The Sketch, is Mrs. Quentln Dick, wife of that Well known sportsman, Major Quentln Dick. Their marriage was quite an event in l-ondon society during th autumn of 1908. Mrs. Quentln Dick; Is a most successful hostess. , She was Miss Penn-Curzun. daughter of Major E. C. Penn, late Eighteenth Hussars. w. ItvV