TITE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15. 1910. Ti ie OMAHA Daily Hee. KOT.NMCD BT HOWARD IIOBEWATEIL vicTofi ropewater. editor Entered at Omaha postoffice aa second rlans matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. Ita'lv B-e (including rtunday). per wk l.' Pally (without Sunday), per week.lOr laiiy !' (without Swndayl. on M' K 1'aily Kin and Sunday, on year y 8.0D DKMVICREU BT CARRIER. Vnln Hee (without fliinda y). oer w eek . K.vening ne twith eunuayi. per a ..ivc nni4a I laa nna vaal .. .. ......... Wl. Vda I Sunday gatturiay I4ee, one yaaf 1 Addrrss all complaint of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation, Department. OFFICES. , Omaha The Bee Building;. Mouth Omaha Twenty-fourth and N. Onunell muff IS Scott Streat. Lincoln 1N Uttle Building. Chicago lotf Marquette Building. New York-Roome 1101-1102 No. 31 Wut Thirty-third Street. . Washington 7& Fourteenth Street, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. i'ommunlcatloiia relating to news avid ed itorial matter should he sddreseed: Omaha llee. Editorial Iepartment. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft. express or postal order payable to The Wee Publishing Company, only 1-eent atampa recwlved In payment of mall account. Personal checka eacepi on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. STAT KM K NT OK CIRCULATION. Blate of Nebrsska. louglas County, as.: George B. Tsschuck. treaaurer of The Bee, Publishing Company, being duly sworn, eava that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morn-In-, Evening and Sunday Bee printed dur- ,HK the montli or Annuel 1910, wa fol- ws; I.T.... 48.870 , 17... 42,40 ' IS... I....' 42,470 ' 1... 4 49,510 20... t 42.800 21... 4X540 ' 22... 7 40,000 22... 8. .4100 24... t 46,130 25... 10 43,730 ' ' 24... It 41730 27... 11. 43,640 28... is........;. 43,730 :... 14 ae.soo 30... li 43,30v 3i... 43,100 Total....... , .44,700 .43,480 , .43,300 , .43,800 ,.40,100 . .43,640 . .43,380 , .43,480 . .43,300 , .43,490 , .43,490 , .40,100 , .43,880 . .43,440 .. 43,390 .1,889,790 14,87 Returned Coplea. . Net Total Dally Average . OKORGB .1,316,443 . 43,433 TZ8CHUCK, I Treaaurer. Kuhsoribed Jn my presence and sworn to before me tht 1st day of September, 1910. M. B. WALK KR, . . . Notary Public. . Subscriber leavlaar the city tern aorartly ehould have The' Bee 'mailed to thena. Addreaa will be fhaaaed aa ftea. aa reqaeated. . This weather is a vindication for the katydid. ' ' ' Mr. Hearst would pooh-bah. make a great Bryan says the results in Maine gratify him. Where does he get on? A man may not be Judged in con ten pt of court for differing with a Jury, however. . Mothers with daughters contempla ting eloping might hobble them with one oY those skirts. How Morse, the ice king; must mourn to think that he could not have been tried in Chfcago. It would be an awful thing if that medium should call back the spirit of JesBe James by mistake. The question of club ethics need not be long debated where there is a big stick to settle the argument. it is getting suspiciously easy to short-change a New York banker. Pity for Mabray he overlooked this. There appears to be no truth in the report that Dr. Cook has been engaged as an American league umpire. Mr. Bryan has won a victory at last he tbfut the initiative and refer- eudum on the democrats of Arkansas A man must doff his straw hat Sep tember 1, but a woman may wear hers all winter. Then talk about woman's rights. The weight of the earth, we under stand, is seveu trillions of tons, but then we do not have to buy it at an mraciie coal prices. ; The extreme jubilation of the demo crats over the result In Maine is al most enough In Itself to reconcile a republican to the outcome.- Omaha will welcome the annexation of South Omaha, but It seems aggra vating that tbe merger could not have come In time for the 1910 census. King Alfonso has not yet won his mother over to his way of thinking and conseqnently Is wondering if he had better start in and think it all over again. Another New York bank has found Itself victimized to the extent of a con siderable sum of money through false credit statements and poor securities. Yet they say New York is the home of smart men. If Champ Clark is ever elected speaker tbe house should appropriate money for two mules and an old-faab- ioned sun-down, for it has gone on rec ord as opposed to buying an auto for Its presiding officer. Boston has made tbe smallest per centage of Increase In f oulatlon In the last decade of any ten years since 1790. Seems strange that ao many people could be tbua Indifferent to the supreme virtues of the Hub. The iauonal convention vbgkqJJJ national conservation consreaa at St. Paul la now holding the center of the atage. The Atlanta Journal. . You notice how quickly they put on the brakea when they wrote ,-conventlon" In stead of "conservation." Vaahlng ton Her aM. Looks like a collision with headquarter Miiiouri for Tift. Missouri republicans tr. drafting their atate platform have come out squarely for Presldeu Taft, endorsing liia administration without equivoca tion, tariff Jaw aad all. They have et a good example for other repub lican atate platform-makers. It la the only thing to do. No evasive course, no lukewarm, half way endorsement can be. expected to n(,pfr confidence or achieve victory rer tost matter, no sucn aiiuuae ir either right or consistent on the part of republicans.. There Is notblog In tbe Taft administration that 8 repub lican state convention should hesitate to endorse and advocate. There is nothing in it that conflicts with the fundamental doctrines of republican ism. It is sfn administration of works, not words. It is an administration of plain, simple business for the country, done in a direct and business-like man ner. It is the first admnlstratlon in history to go so far in keeping pledge by pledge made to the people before election. We believe the Missouri republicans will gain by their candid action. We believe other republicans who follow their example will win. Nothing is to be gained by compromise; there Is neither room nor reason In compro mise with the democrats this year. They have everything to gatn and nothing to lose. Their whole campaign must rest upon a tissue of empty promises and the hope of republican dissension. Let republicans close ranks and tbe democratic hopes are gone. And this Is the year, above all, to close ranks. Missouri has shown the way, let others follow. Four of a Kind. Four favorite sons have thus far been entered in the democratic free-for-all presidential race nearly two years In advance. Ohio has its Har mon, Texas has Its Bailey, Georgia its Smith, Missouri Its Folk. And 'still' there are more to come. New York la sure to bring out Gaynor, Indiana may project Marshall, New Jersey is likely to back Woodrow Wilson,' should he win for governor, and Illinois, if it can split its affection between Carter Harrison and J. Ham Lewis, may get In the race for old-tlmeg sake-. Besides all these, Missouri, should David R. , Francis win out, for senator, Is likely to have two favorite son can didates. " It is of Interest to note these facts Just now while democrats are talking about harmony. But why talk, do not these facts speak for themselves? Is there need for anyone to argue that harmony reigns with this array Of am bitious favorite sons before him? And the national campaign la yet two years off. How many candidates there will be by 1912 is beyond the ken of any man to determine. If the leaven of harmony keeps up Its work it may raise a score of them. - But should the number of entries be kept down to the, present there would be enough to make an interesting race. Say, for instance, that only Harmon, Bailey, Smith, Folk and Gaynor en tered the preliminaries for the homl' nation; there is one eastern man, Gay' nor; two middle western men, Harmon ana poik, ana mree soutnern men, Folk, Smith and Bailey. Where Is tbe seer who would like to undertake tne tasK or forecasting me result or figuring out the alignment between the five aspirants? Harmony, Indeed! And thus early In the campaign, too. No wonder democratic editors and orators are anxious to divert attention to the re publicans. Cuba and Porto Sico. One of the big problems for the next generation in Cuba and Porto Rico is that of. education. While tremendous progress has been made along this line since American occu pation of the islands in 1899, illiteracy Is still rampant. . Less than half the Cubans eligible to vote can read or write and among the non-citizens Illiteracy Is even more pronounced, lu Porto Klco the situation is even worse. ICighty-three per cent of the popula tion la illiterate. . But these figures are not nearly as bad as were those that confronted the United States when it took hold of these two countries. The 83 per cent of illiterate in Porto Rico Is being rapidly reduced by means of a splen did system of education maintained by the United States government and in Cuba similar progress is going on. The populations of the two countries show great improvement. In 1899. when Cuba passed from the Spaulsh regime to federal control, It had a pop ulation of 1.572.797 aud in 1907, after eight years of American influence, it had 2.048.980. a gain of 30.3 per cent. This is a vast increase as compared with some years under Spanish rule. when the population actually showed a falling off. To show wbat remarkable progress education has made in that time, 31.6 per cent of the Cuban children attend school today, or did in 1907, while la 1899 the percentage was only 1 5.7 per cent. In the larger urban centers to day the percentage Is as high as 50. Cuba has an area of 44,164 square miles and Porto Rico only 4,320 square miles. Porto Rico's population ta 1.000,000. It is far more con gested, therefore, than Cuba and pre sents, perhaps, greater difficulties in the way of sanitation, as well as cul ture of the people In schools, but noth ing in the condition of either cof,ry Is sufficient to daunt the determined spirit with which the American gov ernment is pursuing its duty and it that in tbe next stands to reason t.ead It will have even greater prog- rcss to show for Its unselfish labors. Compact City Government. The bekt answer New York can make to much ill-founded criticism la the army of 70,513 which marched on Monday to its public schools," says the New York World. New York, like other cities, has its "home knockers," to borrow from base ball parlance. But this Is, Indeed, a good answer. It would be little wonder If a city of nearly 6,000,000 population, compris ing 309 square miles, did not lack some feature of perfection In Its pub lic school system as well as other branches of city government. The World cites, however, that among other advantages, in addition to tbe schools themselves, the children who attend them have the benefit of free medical treatment, both as to physicians and professional nurses; special lecturers, libraries, play attendants, baths, laboratories, assem bly halls and a few other Institutions calculated to promote mental, moral and physical well-being. The idealist, of course, could sit down and think up a lot more things the children ought to have, but the World Is reasonably safe in submitting that these are a few. It Is a wonderful city government and a wonderful school system that offers such advantages to the children. Tbe thought that must occur to care ful minds is that such systematic ad vantages come through thorough or ganization and can come through no other channel. The component parts of Greater New York, counting Man hattan In the list, did not hold out these advantages to their respective school children. They are the pro ducts of Greater New York, the fruits of a .compact city government. They constitute a powerful argument for the centralization of municipal gov ernment. Consolidation brings its train of problems, to be sare, yet con solidation is the principle of city gov ernment today. It is tbe modern method and It has long ago passed the experimental stage. 'Clean Them Up. . .The first step In the matter of re forming the Omaha milk supply has been taken. Tbe city council has ended the era of divided responsibility and has put the matter of regulating the dairies in the hands of the health commissioner. This official will now be required to see to it that the terri ble conditions in East Omaha and other places be remedied. The dairymen themselves are not entirely to blame for the situation in East Omaha. The city authorltiea of both Omaha and Council Bluffs, who have joint jurisdiction over that sec tlon and who Jointly neglect it, are more to blame than anyone else, be cause certain practices that outrage decency are permitted over there. Pub lic meetings and newspaper outcry will be of little avail unless the authorities lend their assistance by service. It matters not under the circumstances the conditions that menace public health were permitted to develop. The question now Is, How they can be quickest removed? The health commissoner should have no hesitancy in going about bis task and should be supported in his efforts, because the work Is for all. The dirty spots around Omaha should be cleaned up. The Nebraska State Fire Prevention association is an organization working along right lines. The annual loss through preventable fires Is a sum so stupendous as to make our waste in other directions seem Insignificant, and a move for the conservation of property in use Is really of deeper in terest to tbe public than the work for the conservation of natural resources. That it has been neglected so long Is not especially complimentary to the American people. But It has new been taken up In a practical way and should be vigorously pushed. The Methodist practice of saying "God speed" to the departing pastor while they are holding out the glad hand of welcome to his successor Is a most cheerful sign and certainly lessens the pangs of parting. Many outside of tbe church regret to see Dr. Loveland leave the city, because of his general activity in the cause of hu manity rtgardless of church affllla tlons. and will follow him with genu Ine interest In his new field. . The sale of the Lincoln Star doea not come as an especial surprise, for it had been known for a long time that Mr. Thompson was willing to dispose of his interests In the newspaper and that Mr. Edgar was not happy in the Lincoln field. The new owners of the Star are both acquainted in Lincoln and Nebraska and will undoubtedly be able to serve their patrons in a most satisfactory way. The Bee bids them welcome to the field. Light on the inside on the methods of railroad rate-making seems to indi cate that the proposed law not to per mit pooling is unnecessary. The roads simply agree among themselves on what tbey will charge for the serv ice and then the shipper may take his choice as to which ope to patronize. This obviates the necessity of pooling, and with no danger of discrimination. The coming of Cardinal Vannutelll for a visit to Omaha will give our ritl xens, irrespective of creed, an oppor tunity to pay their respects to an emi nent leader in the Christian church. The visit of the cardinal is a distinct compliment, and as such ahould be properly noted Mr. Armour insists that by exerting every device known to strenuous finan ciers the packers can scarcely make a profit. We had suspected that all along as the reason they staid In busi ness and continued to build new plants. I The Missouri republicans in their platform have declared for home rule in municipal government, a plank which every state without It ought to have. It is the one thing above all others that Omaha needs. " l The announcement of a new list of cadet officers at the Omaha High school will be taken by Uncle Sam as notice that the supply of military ma terial is not going to run short in Nebraska. Things are going along more nat urally now in St. Louis. That city has learned officially that it Is still larger than Boston, ranking fourth in popula tion of American cities. The burning question of the hour in Boston is, whether Dickens' first works were circulated in America at a lose or profit. Boston is forever springing something new. Kin a t'ora'i l.oasr Reach. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. A big corn crop la ao nearly aaaured that Uncle Sam may shortly be able to claim that this ta a thiee-bllHon bushel country in one of the great farm product. Where Dsaat Crape Oat. Washington Herald. The only doubtful thine; about the story tnat millions of germ a have been found In cold storage egg Is, why should even germs want to tackle cold storage eggs when they can get other food? Passible Tlaa fraae Nairatoara. Ptttaburg Dispatch. Those who have been so anxious to know whether Roosevelt will be a candidate for the presidency in 1612 can now. afford to posseaa their aoul In patience and look out for tips at the Saratoga convention. Peaaeal Gestae Wlna Mbertr. Washington Herald. Governors of statea have pardoned con vlctg because they wrote poetry. It re mained for Pereaident Taft to pardon a counterfeltar for having written a treatise on "Isomeric theorltlcal organic cherala try." Back ta a Padded Call. Philadelphia Bulletin. The ease and ability with which an in sane man walked out of a government asylum at Washington, caahed a bogus check and married a girl, tends to confirm the belief of a good many persons that In sanity is sometimes the state of being too clever. RAILROAD PROFIT. Aaalysla af New Yark Centrales Ad vertised Ararameat. New York Financial World. The New TorV. Central haa adopted ad vertising as ,the? quickest means to win advocates among the public to Its right to Increase transportation charges. The method Is a to one, provided the facts submitted are convincing. But are the facts presented by. this great system of that tenor? That, la debateable; very much so. According to the New York Central, out of every dollar it takes in there is paid out 40 oenttf for labor, 32 cents for supplies and 28 cents to pay taxes. Inter est and all elsa, There is then left a net profit of 10 cents out of each dollar for the shareholders. This the-sNew Yors Central contends is an insufficient profit for a property wnlch pays out so great a part of ita income for labor and supplies, and whose procperitv directly affects a very larpe portion of the people over a large part of the country; Thoughtful business men, on whone wel fare the railroad depends for Its prosper ity, since they are dependent in great part on quick transportation facilities, as they revolve in their own minds the statistics presented to them by the New York Cen tral, are not likely to consider its 10 per cent margin of profit as small. It Is not small. Hosts of business men are tat lafied with a less profit above all their expenses. In fact there are many bul nesaes for which contracts are taken on a margin of 10 per cent, from which margin all expenses moot be deducted. These en terprises seem to be prosperous. The New York Central's argument Is weak, and will not strengthen Ita case before the Inter state Commerce Commission. Our Birthday Book September IS, 1810. William Howard Taft. president of the United States, w as. born September 15, 1&5, In Cincinnati. As secretary of war and as presidential candidate he has visited lu Omaha several times. Junt now he is hold ing for ih at the "summer capital" at Beverly. Porflrlo lJias. president of another Amer ican republic, la celebrating his eightieth birthday today. He was born at Oaxaca and was elected president In 1877. He wss elected president sgain In ss4 and has been re-elected continuously sines then. He Is this vary day officiating In the celebration of i We centennial of the Independence of Mexico. Richard Olney. w ho wae attorney general and secretary of state under President Cleveland, la 75 years old today. Ha was born at Oxford, Main., and graduated at Brown university snd practiced law In Boston. George B. lake, a territorial pioneer of Nebiaaka and supreme court Judge, who died a few weeks ago. would have been (4 today' were he alive. He was born In Gieenfield. N. Y.. and had retired from active practice, during his later years. Frank Irvine, now dean of the law school at Tornell university, was horn September li, lfcjS. al Shauon, Penn. He uaed to prac tice, law in Omaha and served also aa supreme court commissioner. James R. Dean, former Judge of the Ne braska supreme court to fill a varaney. waa born September II. 1S2. St St. Louis, Mo.' He waa defeated for re-election last year, posing as a non-partlsaa. and la now j running aa a democrat for congress In the! Sixth Nebraska district. j I. S. Hunter, wholesale rruit joouer wun A V. Chaney Co.. was born September 14. 1I.H. In Somerset county. Pennaylvsnls. He was for a number of years Omaha representative of Peyeke Broa. Commission company, buying the agency out In 107. He served In the Iowa legislature In ISM. D. M. Carr. newspsper man, now with a publication In Chicago, Is celebrating his forty-stith Idrrhdsy. He was born la Hunter, N. T.. and launched Into Journal ism at Council Bluffs In ISM. He wss for several years editor of the Omaha Trade eahlbru severiog bis eonueciloa la 108.' In Nebraska Snai Map Bhete at the Freaeat State CamwaJa-a Gathered from, the ltVi Bright Ooatemaorartes Tork Dally Times: The Omaha Bee saya: Will Hoke Smith ault Mr. Bryan?" No body will ault Mr. Bryan for president ex cept Mr. Bryan. Pawnee Republican: No republican who believes in the principles of the republican party can afford to take any chance that. by his negligence In voting, a democratic senator may be sent to represent Nebraska In the United States senate. Tekamah Herald: Will The Omaha Bee aupport the republican state platform this fall? Four years ago The Be would not support any candidate for the legislature unleas ha would pledge himself to support very plank In the platform. Haatlngs Tribune: The World-Herald kicked wben Roosevelt didn't sing long songs of prajeee for President Taft. and now that Colonel Roosevelt has sung the praises of the president and his administra tion the World-Herald howls. Consistency, truly, through art a Jewel. Kearney Hub: 'Talk about the prince et peaee," said a Lincoln democrat who was formerly an admirer of Bryan, -hell! he's the prince of war." An extreme statement of course, but naturally born of the gen eral democratic disgust with Bryan's course in dividing fhe democratic bouse against itself. Grand Island Independent: W. J. Bryan wants ex-President Rooeavelt to make a speech in Wisconsin for La Follette. Mr. Bryan's "regularity" beats anything In that Una ever offered to the American people. It 4s but natural that he would like "Ir regularity" and the hottest kind of Insur gancy In the republican ranks. Alliance Herald: A Boons county man declares that he Is ready to die hippy since he heard Mr. Bryan pronounce his own funeral oration at the democratic stats convention at Orand Island. Whereupon the editor of the Tork News suggests that It might be well for the good man to loae no time In passing away, lest his tran quility be disturbed by the signs of return ing life In the supposed corpse. Central City Nonpareil: W. J. Bryan would have Theodore Roosevelt prove that he is a sincere progressive by going to Wisconsin and delivering a speech in be half of Senator L Follette, who Is fight ing for a re-nomlnatlon. More attention woud ba paid to Mr, Bryan's request If be would come out and denounoa Dahlman now aa he denounced what ha stood for be fore he was nominated. There Is a splen did opportunity right here In Nebraska for him to establish his own sincerity. Grand Island Independent: Speaking of the cost of high living or, the high cost of living: The other day a Grand Island man priced a good-looking, goodly-alsed nutmeg "Twenty-five' cents," said the grocer, "for the largest, smaller ones 20 cents." By merest coincidence he ran aoross the farm er's wife who had brought the melons to market. By merest coincidence, too, h learned that Bhe had received 70 cents per docen for the melons. And then the man went away cussing the damnable Payne-Aldrlch tariff bill to beat the little German band! MAYOR GAYKOR NEARLY WELL. Kew York's Esecatlva Coat valeaelaia Finely. New York limes. Mayor Gaynor is rapidly getting wall. He lias walked six miles since going to St. James for his convalescence. He did so on one cool day last week, and seemed to enjoy It. And he walked four miles on Monday (September 61, when It was very hot. It came near hurting him seriously and he haa not recovered yet from the over strain. But to all appearances h is making fine progress toward recovery. He has, In fact, changed some la ap pearance, though this la perhaps because since the shooting his beard has taken a different shape. Normally, the mayor wears his beard trimmed close to the sides, giving It and his side face a stralght-up end-down appearance. Since his illness, lowever, his whlskera have grown out full on ench aide except under the Jaw. where the wound is, changing the appearance of face perhaps more than one would Imagine, a detail of which would disappear after fifteen minutes In a barber's chair. But Mayor Gaynor looked brown and ruddy, and this description of lilm is not overdrawn. His cheeks are full fuller, members of the family say, than before he was shot The mayor, by the way, does not refer to himself as being "shot" To those who with whom he baa spoken of the in- i jury, ana mey ar noi many, ne says, "when 1 was hurt. Thar have been many reports About the mayor's voice. In splta of his doctor's ad monitions he must have epoken several hundred words in the presence of the Times reporter. There was no lisp or ap parent difficulty, as has been reported, In hit enunciation of words beginning with an "a." His voice Is low. He has, as far as his fiicnds recall, always been low spoken. But his enunciation wss as clear and his speech as unhesitating ss that of any man; in normal condition. Mrs. Gaynor remarked after the mayor had sped away that there wns no trutli in the reports regarding his inability to speak plainly except for the short period In which his throat was swollen. 1 Mayor Gaynor wears no bandage over the wound In his throat, not even so much as a bit of absorbent cotton and plaster. The wound is apparently entirelv healed and the appearance normal, except thai spangled out from the place where the bul let entered the flesh are star-shaped points which sppesr dark blue. IIRE.tDAlGIITS OBSOLETE. ev Type FlK-tlnar ! Praaalaea Bad a Craae. Pittsburg Dispatch. i Announcement was recently maJe in j London that the British naval authorities w ere working . on motor driven warships which were expected to put the dread naughts 1n the obsolete clans. Now comes Germany with a more fully dotal led plan to do (lit same thing. The new type Is to about half the length of the dread nauhhts. heavily armored, of very low freeboard and 'very speedy. The chief features will be Its speed, under, forced pressure probably twenty-seven knots, end Its light armament. But while it will have but two great guns, thy will be of the l.7-lnc:i class, throwing a projeotlle of 6 ti0 pounds, against the 13-Inch guns of the dreadnaught. Obviously . a vessel armed with uch formidable weapons, and pos sessing such apeed would have great ad vantage over the dreadnaught type. If the r.eiv vessel equals the Hopes of the designers It nisy be looked to ovetlurn the p'ans upon which the navies of the world have been building sln-e the dread naught ciate began. It will, moreover, afford a relief fronwOie strain of trying to builJ. each battleship bigger than the last. The new type also will cost much lets. When the big battleship advocates at Washington began magnifying slse there was much criticism over what was re garded by 'some as a sacrifice tf apeed and efficiency to mere tonnage. The Ger man proportuon, If suet esaful, may be snore effective to convincing tbem that this PERSONAL NOTES. Pit.". James reports that he has mui-h to learn In the gre.it beyond. One thing which jh evidently ha not lerned yet. or he 'would report It to a wo Id aasltlng partic ulars, la his present afreet ddrens. Prince Henry of rnissla. like his brother, the German emperoier. Is something of a musician. He has cmnpneod a inarch which he has dedicated to the first dlvimon of the German fleet. It baa been played In public for the first tlnrt" and no complaints have been registered. San Francisco invites New ClH ajtriat til j view the logical point In the Panama ex position contest garnished with a I6.000.0HO I boost by the state of California and a like sum from San Francisco. While the Crca cent City Is circulating printed claims the Golden Gate Is puttlnp tin the coin. Money talka In the show business. The New Tork man whom a court for. bade speaking to his wife for thirty days, placed the wife's picture on an easel and let go a torrent of pent-up oratory. The peroration was cut short by a nair at wifely hands clutching his throat, srxiillna the delivery. The clutch held uny a policeman took the orator to court to purge nimeeir out of contemnt Recently at a meeting of the New York academy of sciences Charles II. Townsend oescribed hla studies in the Strait of Ma gellan. Among other things, he spoke of the native tribes inhabiting that region and expressed the opinion that those dwelling among the more westerly channels of the strait are probably the lowest of existing, primitive races. They go almost naked ant live mainly on shellfish. TAPPING THE FUNNYBONE. "Nature has a arreminua Mm. in , i,. working of the twenty-four houra, haan t she? In what way?" 'Why the nia-ht falls mj .. breaks." Baltimore American. 'Caesar had hla Hi 'ulna I'liti-!.. T his Cromwell! And Theodore Roosevelt "Treason! Treason! ' alwimeil tha i.nnl. cabinet. 'has a way of huatlna all r,tit1nna wide open. If this be treason, make the moat of itl" Puck. "These autotnobllea have arlven na nwi deal of a setback on the farm this said Mrs. Cornioasel. in wnat waj-7 ' "Kver.V tlma Hiram hears one o' them honks he thlnka It'a the dinner horn an' qulta work." Washington Star. 'Ye hear a lot o' talk 'hnllt 'nhllanthrn. plats' these days." said Mra. Korntop; them a people that roes 'round doln" arood. ain't they?" Yes. replied Farmer Knrntnn- ! think I seen one the last time I was to the city." no yer w at am ne look like? 'He had a slen onto him that aald: 'I uaa Fakeley's Cough Cure. Try it." "Catholic Standard and Times. "Why." asked the stern narent. "did von go on this fishing excursion without per- nuaaion r "Because." replied the smart youth, flin- pantly, "I wanted to catch something." "Well, said the father, "you come along with me on a little whaling trlu. and vou'll catch It all right." Baltimore American. "It used to be." confided the little girl to the caller, "that when I prayed for a nlre day 1 got It, but since the Lord quit Talks for people What will the advertiser do for the reader? That is the whole question in a nut big results, you will be disappointed shell. on the other hand, .even small space, People read advertising to find out if it carries tbe right sort of a mes wherein they are to be benefited, and sage, if used constantly, will bring the) while price enters largely into any cal- people to you. culatlons for buying, it iBn't the The Bee wants to help its advertls strongest appeal by any means. ' ers to get even bigger results than they What sort of an appeal does your are now getting, wants to make its ad advertiBing make to the readers, wbat vertising columns more profitable,; do you say you will do for them? more valuable to advertisers. Will your clothing improve their ap- .The Bee offers you a Service of Ad- I pearance, will your foodstuffs improve vertising Copy and Illutratlons that Is their table, will your furniture and strong, attractive, interesting, forceful household goods make them more and convincing. It la prepared by men comrortaoie, can you renaer mem a service, lighten tbeir labor, save them time and trouble? If you will study your own or other people's advertising and find out wbat it proposes to do for the readers, you will see just where it makes good or sell more goods, The Bee will be glad falls. 'to show you a Service to fit your par- The success or failure of advertising tlcular needs, depends on the story It tells and the Call on us or 'phone Tyler 1000 and way it is told. a representative will call on you. (3HEe3si Player Piano that owns the exclusive right of playing downward on the keys Ask the salesman, ef awiy ofcer player which have won the favor of tha ereatea - piano if he cast play his instrument witA- ar movwi rne Ky. If he can, bid hint food day yoa don't want it rWt'i tonwihing bttltr. The keys are the seat of all shading and txpreasioa i piano masic. It is .tterly impouibU to five any individuality or interpretation to music without Uum. The Apollo Player Piano is the on 7 y one in Ih world pmrmitHd to play directly on Iht key. Tha principle, in its application keys. Tha principle, in its applicatic player pianos, is patented and owned t to player piano, is pattnted and owned by aa.i-iti. i..w ti ii . i .t,ii patent, every other player piano would be "'' " l e . ,na. "niion. xoade to play downward on tha keys. As , .n instrument, but a Jin. it ie, tnir players are forced ic.strik up. m"!a" the home, inspired ward em the action, back of thilvy,. The of the master. . whole agency of natural expression Is ad ln in different styles of cases to thus cat out ana any interior decorations. - , .. . . . . ' We have on nr desk absolute proof of AT. fcver. or accenting devices Oan sup. fof ply this omunen. mnd jareM w, i,y thm oa your Tbe exqalsite, natural shading of the desk, together with a catalog showing the Apollo and its perfect musictan touch, various styles. Your utttd piano taken in exchange at a fair valuation. Al. HOSPE CO. 1513-1515 Douglas St. . 10 Absolutely Puro The only baking powdor made from Royal Grapo Cream of Tartar No Alum, No Lime Phosphate manflKin' the weather an' the env'ment hires a man to look after It I've quit. It don't do any good.' 'hti-aro Tribune. "What I'm looking for Is a mnn who will stand forth without fear or favor, heedless of private intimidation or public clamor, clean of conscience and unswerving in determination, a man who" "t.fMik here, are vou hunting a candidate for governor?" "No. We want enme one to umpire a base ball series." Chli-aco Record-Herald. AFTER THE VISIT. j Thomas Hardy In the Spectator. Come again to the place Where your presence was as a waft that skims Down a drouthy way whose ascent be dims The bloom on the farer's fsce. Come again, with the feet That were IlKht on the lawn as a thistle down ball. And those mute ministrations to one and to all. Beyond the tongue's saying sweet. f I'ntil then the faint scent Of the bordering flowers swam unheeded away, i And I marked not the charm In th changes of day . As the cloud-shadows came and went. Through the luak corridors Tour walk was so soundless I did not know Tour form from a phnntom's of lonsj Said to glide on the ancient floors, Till vou drew from the shade. And I saw the -great luminous living eyea. Regard me In floced Inqulrlng-wlse, F.even as though of a soul that weighed Scarce consciously The eternal question of what Life was. And when we were there, and what sttd, strange laws Made ua crave that which could not be! who sell things If you fill valuable advertising space with generalities and expect It to yield or wiue experience in mercnanaising and advertising, it appeals to the readers who want to know what you will do for them, If you believe, as Tbe Bee does, that good advertising copy will help you artists of all countries, are primarily due to this only correct method to playing 'rec'fy on Ih key: But the Apollo is jat saperior at every other point. lt,f ,A' IR?T piaytr 0m " Sf""f ,hm futl rmP " Tk Ar nou' P or. It is the only one to se its celebrated rxelronom motor, costin ' limes as T ;the motors" usc4 by other ,IfJr Puf . , " inaianuy. transposes any eomposttum to any key and permits the fullest varietr