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TfTFT ITER: OfATTX, TliL'KSDAT, JULY 21, lDlu.
. .. REAL ESTATE
eMl Mi it A X It l,4.lt ron IAt
Mlrhlicnn.
THKIIK In only one crop of land- 1 own
Several (noiixatid acirit i ui utr nardwood
lands, nulih.rn MiciiiKau; It i ouunJ to
incieaSf In vahu; redhoiiMolG ca.-mi pay
ment and low inlilfM enables on 10 ujn
tiol linn, no hsii i hu.-.lnrss pi ipilin i
lie prrsr ritol; 1 nave no lunn to looK all-r
11 C. K. Latimer, li. Rai.way fc....iiii4
Bldg .. t bl ago.
MICHIGAN truit and farm land In the
fruit bi-lt oi Arijton nuruy. Auori . A. 1.
iifiiHon, Tailman, Allen.
MICIIIOAN farm. I'M acren; laitfu Irainc
house anil Darn; 40 aura cultivated; vj
m int hay land, t0 tciia tnnoei ; mnuii
urchara, otm nuio to it. it. Mauoii; near
good Hulling laRy. Price per acre.
Victor Relriuardi, Newaygo, Midi.
HICLL farms In Oceana and Macon coun-Ui-h;
beat In L". .- ; null, b'raln, stock and
rouitry. writ lor ui.i. Junn Hanson,
lart, Mich.
I OWN several thousand acres of choice
fruit, vegetable mm larm land In Lake
I'ii., Minimal), which 1 will well at $1U to
J& per acre on very easy payments. Ex
cursion every Tuesday; round trip; send
tor particulars. Uavld M. Miller, Koom Wi.
IM E. Madison St., Chicago.
GOOD DAltUAlN-ia acres uood loam,
l,ww, I acres m timber. Miclnun, near
Unicago aim suamuoai. docK; 1 mile to
chooi; house, oarii; good snado in yaru;
fcuu peach tiees, -1 clurrii-s, uou giapes. uv
apples, l.oOO curiums, i acres str-wuernes,
acies coin, etc. a casn, leinia to. uui
nce. Colli AND CUUuCn, rum Na
tional LanK lilou., Chicago.
SNAPS Ileal 4t-acro blucK land farm In
Mit niaan, bouse, bam anu siock, J nines to
mum hub i. H. town; clone to uranu Rap
lus, price i,MV, ' cai-ll.
so-acie tnsi-cliiMS luae front, 2 houses,
barn, trim enouan lo pay for farm, close
to towns, sciiooi and cnurcli, aj.nA), auu
CHStl.
H. C, DEES,
Uox E, Martin, Mich.
t.y FOK J4 acres adjoining large Inland
lake; best bargain oi the season; very
easy terms.' JMank Bereman, Allegan,
Jalch.
AUGUST BARGAINS
40 acre money making larm,- main road,
school, church, store close, house, barn
Iruit, price, Sl.luo, tXX) cash.
6b acres bluck land, rrontlng on biggest
lake In Michigan, log cabin, big new stone
iiasement, burn, price, I2.K0U. H.luO cash.
FRED 1'AHK CO.,
Box E, Plainvlew. Mich.
A PRETTY FARM of 20 acres located In
Michigan, well fenced, trees, house new;
barn, cellur, fruit trees, strawberries,
raspberries, excellent water, good markets,
lakes abound with fish, general store less
than eighty rods from house. ll.tKK) cash,
direct dealing with owner, no land sharks,
further Information given. Address C4eo. L.
Schanfele, & Frankla Ave., Urand Kaplds,
Midi.
Missouri.
. RANCHES.
700.000 acres Mexico; splendid Improve
ments and well stocked; on Gulf coast;
well .watered and timbered; price $1.50 per
acre.
SS5.000 acres Western land; fins grazing
proposition; good water; adjoins good rail
road town and river; price $S per acre.
And others.
RE1TZ HUOS. INVESTMENT CO.
1306 Commerce Bids.
Kansas City, Mo.
FOR SALE 331 acres of the finest corn
land in Platte Co., with i houses, barn,
etc., for teiiunts, with a beautiful hike on
part of the land. This Is bottom land with
a levee around same entirely paid lor.
This land can be bought at a bargain; no
trade considered. If you haven't the means
to handle this land, don't bother us. J. W.
Farley, Farley, Mo.
12,000 ACUES colonization or gamo pre
serve; locution, Eleven Points river, Oregon
county, Mo., am pricing $4 under local
prices to cell before August 1; lulO; price
$3.26 per acre; terms, l.io per acre cash,
V5 cents lit six months, 7u cents one year,
t per. cent. Full Information address be
low. Also 440-aere sheep ranch Cnrlstlan
county, Mo., at $10 per acre; $s casu, bal
ance long time, 6 per cent; timber on
ranch will cut 110,000 railroad ties. Address
C. F. Kobcrtson, 8.. b. station, . Box M,
Bpringfleld, Mo.
6S ACHES, close to Cleveland; good land;
good ImpVovements; plenty water; nice
larm; $i7.60. 1x0 acres between Greenwood
and Kaymore; nice small Improvements;
smooth land; good water; all to clover and
timothy; some, blue grass; bargain; posses
sion any time; $40. D. G. Shackelford, Pe
culiar,. Mo. , '
THB Ttanaas Clty-St. Louis electric rail
road has been financed and work will be-
f;ln Immediately; now Is the time to buy
and along the route; values have increased
Z, per cent In the last year and will in
crease 60 per cent In the next year; see us
for farms along the route before the price
advances any more. Botts Bros. Realty
Co., Blue Springs, Mo.
120 ACRES 24 miles of Lee's Summit, 'A
mile of rock road; plenty of fruit; fair
house; every foot smooth and under culti
vation. Price, $100 per acre.
100 acres 3 miles of Greenwood; well Im
proved; land Is fine; a bargain at $100 per
acre.
4A acres, with B-room house, cistern.
well. barn, cellar; plenty of fruit; fine
shaded lawn. Ad loins town or ureenwood
Snap. Price. $1,600. Todd M. George, the
Land Man, Lee a Summit, Mo.
aw Mealco.
NEW MEXICO ranch and farm lands.
1.550 acres, $00 under cultivation, well
watered and fenced, underlaid with coal;
coal under option for more than price of
ranch; $10,000 will handle, balance easy.
H20 acres. So being cultivated, natural
lake for stock, water, coal under option,
goes to purchaser; $1000 down with
terms. For particulars write W. li. Thorn,
Raton, New Mexico.
Oklahoma.
FOR PALE Oklahoma farm and ranch
lands, $20 per acre, in any size tracts. Full
Information, write C. L. WOOLVERTON,
owner. Red Rack, Okl.
Nbraaa.
FOR BALE Improved stock farm, SOO
acres; Custer county; close to station; $17
per acre; no trade. Box A, Oconto, Neb.
TEN THOUSAND acres of corn, winter
wheat and alfalfa laud for sale in large
and small farms in Sherman, Custer and
Buffalo counties. Write for prices. J, T.
Campbell. Litchfield. Neb.
Oreaou.
FOR BALE Ideal stock ranch, 500 acres,
almost level. Id miles from Grant's Pass,
250 acres la cultivation; deep black soil;
40 acres fir and pine timber; plenty of out
side range sufficient for S.oOo head of stock;
there is l.fcoo inches of water, which is
brought on the laud by ditches; good family
orchard; 3 dwelling houses; $ large barns;
miles from school: store building on the
ranch; all kinds uiodarn farm Implements;
produce, alfalfa and grain, hav; price
$;t.Ouo; terms $.v.0u0, balance ( years at 6
per cent Intercut. Address H. L. Herzlnger
Grant's Pat, ore. '
Wlsrouala.
YOU can buy land for $10 a month-good
land-at from $8 to tJO an acre in Vilas and
Oneida counties, Wiacoimln. Wa charge no
Interest. Wa pay the taxes. Insurance
clause in the couttact. Best opportunity in
the country for the man of moderate means
to own a farm and be Independent. Write
for map and book to D-pi. j. u. F. bau
born Co., Eagle River, is.
FINE FARM LANDS-Wisconsln. timber
or clear; nlc lakes and rivers; beat market
of America; $1 per acre cash; large or
small tracts. Ernest A. Arnold, Superior
Is. '
BEFORE buying, selling or trading, see
copy of our paper. In its keventh year. It
describes many farms und business oppor
tunities north, south, east or west, with
Uames and addresses of owners; many will
exchange. Single copy, 10 cents; thres
months, 25 cents. Address FARM fc.lt
DAIRYMAN AND KTOCKMAN, E-ii
Mathews bldg., Milwaukee. Wis.
Mlseellaueoas.
HAVE yOV A" FARM FOR BALE OR
TRADE? Or do you want to buy oneT
Mske your want known through THE DES
MolNKH CAPITAL, the want medium of
Iowa: Rates; 1 cent a word for each Inser
tion. ( cents a .ine, 70 cents an inch. Cir
culation. 41.000; largest of any Iowa dally.
Give us a trial. Addresa The Capital, Land
Dept., Des Moines, Iowa.
REAL ESTATE
F.lllJI AU It ASCII I.AXD FOR SAL
Miscellaneous Contlaaed.
tfNAFS IN UOOllMPROVEL FA It MS.
HAlt.S'KS Cut N rv, .NOiti'li 1A IvO'f A.
No. 1 H acres fine, Improved farm.
Ilarnos county. North Dakota, six miles
I iium town, annul in.W0 worth of improve
ments; w) nir In crop, and must te soiu
iy AUKiixt 1. price, vi,(ii0, with one-naif ot
rop, i-.isn j,oi)o and l.ou Lecemler 1, lal
iuico ).'.uh) yearly, ten years, i nia Is a
snup lor someone.
Dl Tl-.ll 1AII, COfNTV, MINNESOTA.
No. 2 L'4u acres, l'w acres under cultiva
tion, lialancn pasture and tlmher; good
bunding, iiine-rooin nounf; stono cellars;
larga luin; hay tort; two kood weils; good
ion; lie iiiilvs lioni i'erhaiu, Minn., one
hull mile to school and one and one-hall'
miles to church. A snap at t?t.M per acre.
No. Ah) acres, fjur miles from i'erhAni, I
Minn.; good, black soil, clay sub soil; KftW
worth of Improvements; 3o acres In crop,
balanctt pasture and good timber. I'rlce $15
per acre.
K1UDKK fOI'XTV. NOKTH DAKOTA.
No. 4 ilt acres, one mile north ot Daw
son. N. D., fine Improvements. 40 acres
In crop. Mack loam soil, clay sub soil. Must
be sold, one-fourth of crop If sold at once.
I'rlce .'0 per acre.
No. 5 400 acres about four and one-half
miles northeast of Dawson, N. I)., six-room
house; large barn; sheep shed; granary;
well and windmill. No better farm In cen
tral North Dakota. Mortgage $6,600. $.400
for equity.
LA MOL'iiR COUNTY. NOrtTIT. DAKOTA.
No. 6 l.tiuO acres, two miles from La
Moure, La Moure county, N. D., 1.W0
acres In crop this year. $30,000 worth of
buildings. Can be made Into three ele
gitnt farms. 1'rice $00 per acre.
No. 7 I'sO-a. farm Just outsfdn of the city
limits of Columbus. Wis., a town of .000
Inhabitants, situated on the Cnicago, Mil
waukee tt St. Paul railroad; fine little city
with automoMle factory, canning factory,
creamery, etc. This Is a fipe grain and
stork farm, has good flowing woll, fine or
chard, running water in pasture, and about
180 acres In plow land. Good basement
barn, good horse barn and creamery, corn
crib and other out-bulldings. (Jood one and
one-half story house, In fair condition.
Price tl20 per acre.
No. 8154 acres, three miles southeast of
Columbus, about ninety acres plow land,
fine thirty-acre pasture, balance timber and
meadow. The creamery and school house
about forty rods from buildings. This farm
Is well located and worth the price. Price
$110 per acre.
No. l Xil acres located In Dane county,
Wisconsin, about twelve miles from the
state capltol and located from three to five
miles from four other good towns, run
practically In between them. This Is a
splendid farm with one of the finest barns
with silo In Dane county. Has two good
houses. Just fair; no marsh land, fifteen
acres of fine timber, balance can all be
cultivated. Certainly a bargain. Price tVM
per aero.
Possession can be given on any of these
above farms this fall and terms to suit
the purchaser.
These farms are all a number one. and
will stand the closest Inspection.
E. C. HUNT,
Km Temple Court. Minneapolta, Minn.
NEW MEXICO-THE NEW STATE
Investigate its fertile Irrigated lands.
Others have made fortunes here. So can
you. We sell no lands. Write us for
facts. State Immigration Board. Albu
querque, N. M,
REAL ESTATE LOANS
GARVIN BROS.. Xd floor N. Y. Life. $M1
to iioo.OOO ou improved property. Mo dels!.
WANTED City loans. Peters Trust Ce.
WANTED City loans and warrants, W,
Farnam bmltn 4fe Co., IZtti Faroam kit.
LOAN 3 to home owners and horns build
ers, with privilege of making partial pa?
menu semi-annually.
W. H. THOMAS.
$0$ First Nation Muk Bldg-
$100 to $10,000 mads promptly. V. D. WaaL
Wsud Bldg.. KHh and Farnam.
1500 to $5,000 on homes to Omaha. O'Kesfa
Real Kslais Co.. M ti. V. Hi. Douglas
or A-itlM.
MONEY TO LOAN-Payns Investment Co
REAL ESTATE WANTED
,WE HAVE BUYEKS FOli
$, ( and 7-room houses. If prices are rlgM
. can sen jruur propsny gor you.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO
Suite 2b N. Y. Life Bldg.
SWAPJS
FINEST 40 ACtES IN OKLAHOMA
New houe; near H. li. town; want clear
omana income. Box olo, Benson, Neb.
434-ACRE ranch, 30 miles from two
large cities, aiiord best possible market;
railway station on laud; properly managed
pays easily $4,000 per annum net. Price
$li,000; clear; want income property in
uinana; win put in some casn or assums.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO.,
tbS New York Life.
Phone Red im.
40 ACRES extra level land. cIom ia rail.
road. In Box Butte county. Nebraska: will
exchange far merchandise; price, $J4 par
aura, wui curry srivw A. IV i DSBipaiia.
noiuraar vsu.
WE can trade anything, anywhere.
A. B. LATHROP,
D. $06$, v 421 Bee.
$20 acres North Dakota land, free of in-
cumDrance, tor gbou umana property.
rnone narney uoa.
7-room house for automobile. This house
pays rent every montn. xour automobile
costs $30 to $40 per month to own It, Come
in anu sea us.
NOWATA LAND ft LOT CO.,
tw New York. Life Bldg.
Phous Red 1199.
KIMBALL CO. LAND FOR MDSE. STOCK
Will trade good section of first-class
farming land for a general merchandise
stock. Price. $13.50 per acre. Holmes In
vestment Co., Kimball, Neb.
147 ACRES Morrill Co.. Neb., clear. You
know land In this locality la selling at $76
per icra casu. viu traae xor residence In
omana.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
653 New York Life Bldg.
Phone Red 1W9.
IMPROVED farm, at cash value, for
clean stock of general merchandise Invoic
ing $10,000 to $12,0U0, or for good stock of
naraware same size. Address, Box 47s,
Aima, rueD.
WE handle exchanges of properties of
merit, hahki h. culver, sug-gio N. Y.
Lfw Hlrig. Phone Douglas 7S5.
WANTEDTO RENT
We Are Getting Numerous Calls
t or Houses of All Sisss. List With Ua
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
W4N. Y. Lift. Wldg. Ptaons Rsd US
AUTOMOBILES
"We Have the Following
NEW CAKS
For Immediate Delivery
Locomobile touring car Hum
Locomobile roadster i,M
Matheson roadster, baby tonneau $'ou0
Stoddard-Dayton, 7-Jassenger touring, j'suo
Stoddard-Daytou roadster, baby ton- '
neau J.800
Stoddard-1 ay ton, torpedo body 2, (WO
Stoddard-Dayton, baby tonneau 2,5110
Stoddard-Daytou roadster i'ow)
American Mors t.UO
Traveler 1,100
Regal j.ioo
iMigiitly Used Lars
Stondard-la ton roadster 2. 000
Stoddard-Day ton, 7-paxsenger touring.. L400
Sloddard-Duytnti, 6-passenger, with
touring and 1 ruojMne body 1.M0
Ixington. i-passenger l.'Xit)
Stoddard-Daytou, &-pasegnnr 1.000
Winton touring. H-paenyer 1,200
Soma Waverly electrics. $150 to 400
inscoum to liealers.
DKRldirr ACTOMOIMLK COMPANY,
XljAtavill J. ISIS FARNAM STREET!
O.YIAHA, NKH.
LEGAL NOTICES
UNITED STATES POSTOFFICK. SOUTH
Omaha, Nebraska. Office of the Custo
dian. July 11, lsio treated proposals will be
receivcu ai in is orrice until 2 o clock p. m.
on the loth day of August. 1910, and then
opentd for miscellaneous reiwlrs and rjalnt.
tug at this building. In accordanoe with
specirication, copiea or which may b ob
talned upon application. EDWARD L.
liuwt', custodian. Jy21-2-A4.
iSii
Brightside and His
BY LAFAYETTE PARKS.
There seems to be considerable discus
sion going on now about the right age to
marry," begins Hrlghtslde, as the First
Horn strolls Into the room, ready to turn
on tne verbal shower bath.
Why marry at all when you can't af
ford It?" promptly queries Son, digging up
a torch and a match for the smoke oner-
Ing.
"Assuming that one does wed, event
ually," continues Father, propounding a hy
pothetical question, "how old should me
man be?"
"If he's past twenty-one," responds Bon,
he ought to be old enougn to know how
to dodge the marriage game.".
Ah, but love Is blind," exclaims Father,
whose love of romance la as effervescent
as a freshly opened bottle of pop.
He ought to try that new eye-grafting
stunt," suggests Son. "That might be an
eye opener to help a chap to sidestep the
altar a few more years."
While I do not believe In rushing into mat
rimony," counsels Father, "I believe that
It Is the uty of evei. young woman and
man some day to settle down and make
a home of their own."
"I'd rather not commit matrimony until
d tried all the hotels and boarding houses
n town," says cagey Son. "Then If duty,
or dyspepsia, put up an awful holler I
might think It over. By that time a chap
ought to be able to pick out a cute little
dame who would take orders from the man
of the house without tearing off a mad
scene."
The early marriage then, doesn't ap
peal to you?" Father Interrogates.
You wouldn't find me waiting on the
steps of the marriage license bureau for
the doors to open on my twenty-first birth
day," Son firmly declares. "This marry-
early-and-often stunt never did make an
eighteen karat hit with ur little Willie."
It takes a good deal ot courage ror two
young people to set sail upon the sea of
wedded life," Father believes.
'It takes more cush than courage," Is
Son's succinct synopsis of the require
ments. Money isn't everything," protests
Father.
"It'll do everything but keep a mother-
in-law out of the flat," declares Bon. "And
as long as you've got carfare wlfle can
keep busy with the old lady, riding up and
down In the subway, where It's too noisy
to start a rag-chewing match."
Romance seems so much more appro
priate for youth," argues Father, "Is one
reason why I like to see early marriages."
. can get all the romance i neea for a
The Spreading Chestnut Tree
My dear," said the young husband as
he took the bottle of milk from the dumb
waiter and held It up to the light, "have
you noticed that there's never any cream
on this milk?"
I spoke to the milkman about It," she
replied, "and he explained that the com
pany always fill their bottles so full that
there's no room for cream on top."
There came to the home of a negro In
Tennessee an addition to the family In the
shape of triplets. The proud father hailed
the first man who came along the road and
asked him In to see them. The man who
was an Irishman, seemed greatly Interested
In the Infants as he looked them over, lying
In a row before him.
"What does yo' think?" asked the parent.
Well" pointing to the one in the middle
"I think I'd save that one." -
A commercial traveler, driving from town
to town through the pine woods of Florida,
saw a drove of emaciated razorback hogs
rushing wildly from tree to tree. He halted
at the palings of a "cracker's" home and
asked a woman In a sunbonnet what was
the matter with the swine.
"Well, you see," the woman explained,
'my old man Is deaf and dumb, and when
he wanted to call the hogs to their swill
he learned them to come when he tapped
on one of the trees. It worked all right
when they first got learned, but now them
woodpeckers Is roakin the poor things
run their legs off."
How does It happen that you are five
minutes late at school this morning?" the
teacher asked severely.
'Please, ma'am," said Ethel, "I must
have overwasbed myself."
The young evangelist with a pompadour
was relieving nimseit 01 momentous
thoughts.
'The Being that filled with surging seas
the vast caverns of the oceans," he pro
claimed, "also holds in aerial suspense the
aggregations of tiny drops that give to
each wondering eye the marvelous spec
tacle of a seperate rainbow. The Omnipo
tence that made me made a daisy."
Another story credited to the late Justice
Brewer has It that while he was a judge
In a minor court he was presiding at the
trial of a wife's suit for, seperatlon and ali
mony. The defendant acknowledged that
Drying Lotions Should
On Hair
Oily though the scalp may be, any tonlo
or other application to check the exudation
must have a little grease In its composi
tion If the use is to be continued for any
length of time. Otherwise the pores are
shrunk too rapidly and the hair Is unfavora
bly affected. Naturally the more rapidly
oil exudes the less Is required In the streng
thening agent, but when cases are so ex
treme as to require drastic treatment the
drying lotion should be used only a short
time, substituting one more moderate.
Many times I have said that It Is use
less to shampoo hair frequently which Is
oily, and Indeed that washing oftener than
once a month will only make the condition
worse by over-stimulating the pores. Ou
nces Is caused by the pores being already
opened too wide. Thorough brushing with
a rather soft, long bristle brush which will
absorb the oil as It touches the scalp. Is
one ot the best treatments that can be
given. Improving the looks of the hair at
the time and strengthening the scalp none
the less surely because the change la slow.
A lotion that may be rubbed Into the
scalp every night when the pores are
throwing out oil too rapidly Is made from
one dram of boraclo acid and two and one
half ounces of lavender water. This msy
be rubbed Into the scalp with a little
! HE'S
Boy
"The night Afce to Ot
Msnrlwl," Their Latest
Tabloid Sketch.
6uTH IS Tm TIM6 FDR
nickel at a moving picture show," asserts
Son. "There you can see the whole sad
story, from the elopement to taking the
train to Reno to pinch off a divorce, all
accompanied by shivery music on a self
tlckllng piano. That ought to cure the
worst case."
"Surely romance Is not entirely dead In
the land!" Father exclaims.
"With the wise guy It's not only dead,
but cremated," Bon proclaims. "Even little
Bright Eyes, Just out of high school, knows
that the landlord won't take moonshine on
the rent. Once .n a while you'll find those
young buds eloping with a 80-year-old-boy,
because he's got money and they think
he'll croak soon."
"An unequal yoke like that must soon
become galling," Father opines.
"The December and May brand of ro
mances either gets frostbitten or sun
utruck before the shine rubs off the wed
ding ring," says Bon.
"What Is the Ideal age, then, for a girl
to become a bride?" Father wants to
know.
"When she's old enough to make more
fuss over a new patent steam cooker than
she would about a ten cent rat to puff out
her hair. That's a sure sign hubby's
meals will be ready on time, and that's
all a man kicks about when he's been
hooked up six months."
(Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
Everybody's
Magazine.
he hadn't spoken to his wife In five years,
and Judge Brewer put In a question.
"What explanation1 have you," he asked
severely, "for not speaking to your wife
In five years?"
"Your honor," replied the husband, "I
didn't like to interrupt the lady."
It was during the Parnell agitation in
Ireland that an antl-Parnellite, criticising
the ways of tenants In treating absentee
landlords, exclaimed to Archbishop Ryan
of Philadelphia: "Why, It looks very much
like treason."
Instantly came the answer in the Arch
bishop's best brogue: "Sure, treason is
reason when there's and absent 't' "
Mrs. Wlggln, who makes books about
"Penelope" In foreign places. Is In London
now. Uer first caller was an Interviewer,
who paused In the doorway, and, with pen
cil poised, asked: "And what do you think
of London, Mrs. Wlggln?"
"You remind me of the lady who sat
beside 'Mr. Gibbon at, dinner,'.' the author
remarked genially. . "She 'turned to him
after the soup and said, 'Do, dear Mr. Gib
bon, tell me about the decline and fall of
the Roman empire.' "
William Furst, the composer and orches
tra leader at the Empire theater. New
York, Is In the habit of having his own
way. He Is, however, no match for Mr.
Charles Frohman. Several years ago he
was working with Mr. Frohman over a new
production at the Empire theater. "That's
too loud, Billy," Mr. Frohman remarked
at a stage rehearssl.
"I can't help It, governor," replied Furst,
"It's forte."
"Well," observed Mr. Frohman Imperturb
ably, "make it thirty-five."
The subjoined Item appeared in a French
newspaper: ,
"There was found in the river this morn
ing the body of a soldier cut to pieces and
sewed up In a sack. The circumstances
seem to preclude any suspicion of suicide."
The late Bishop Foss once visited a Phila
delphia physician for some trifling ail
ment. "Do ycu, sir," the doctor asked, in
the course of his examination, "talk in
your sleep?"
"No, sir," answered the bishop. "I talk
In other people's. Aren't you aware that I
am a divine?"
Be Used
Only for Short Time
sponge, and is cleansing, as well as neu
tralising the oil. After three weeks It
should be used only every other night,
discontinuing as the hair resumes its nor
mal condition.
Another Is made from half a pint of New
England rum, one and one-half gills of
bay rum, one ounce of glycerine, and a
quarter of an ounce each of carbonate of
potash, borax and carbonate of ammonia.
The borax, ammonia and potash are min
gled with the New England rum, the gly
cerine being added to the bay rum. When
the two mixtures are mingled. This Is
extremely drying, more so than the first
lotion,- snd so should be used with great
discretion.
When the hair becomes less greasy to
the touch, a tonlo suited to dally use on
the scalp Is made from one-half ounce of
alcoholic tincture of cantharldes. three
quarters of an ounce each of glyoerlne,
spirits of rosemary and aromatic vinegar,
and one and one-half ounces of orange
flower water. This Is well mixed snd
rubbed Into the scalp by making frequent
divisions over the head.
When shampooing the head, the. second
lotion given here may be used, Instesd of
soap, rinsing In clear water.
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Wednesday. I love being at Mcllie's.
She has a much more attractive way of
acting as though you weren't there than
any one I know. I can't bear staying with
Alice Travers, she's so polite all the time.
If there were any second and third class
travelling accommodations over here, I'd
always go home third on leaving Mollle's,
for, after the tips and bridge, I never have
a cent. One can always make some visits
so exciting by losing one's car fare home
at bridge. It's quite thrilling winning it
back before you ledve.
She has an English butler this year, who
she says, Is a perfect treasure. He knows
without being told exactly whom to say
she Is not at home to and whom she will
want to see. He Is also remarkably good
looking. (Her last looked Just like a convict.)
It seems he has lived in several titled
families sbroad, and has had one posi
tion at Newport, so Mollis can throw things
around and swear and. In fact act, perfectly
naturally before him, and he simply takes
"SHE CAN ACT PERFECTLY
NATURAL."
It as a matter of course. She is moving
heaven and earth to keep him. She and
Sam are trying to economise, I believe.
They have given up the machine for a
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Sleeping On Hard Floor Keeps Some Women Thin
IT
Caring for her eyes by a method of
treatment she has evolved for herself has
been satisfactory for one woman, 60 years
old, who has no crows' feet nor do her
eyelids have the drawn look that some
times makes middle-aged matrons appear
homely. Her method Is hot compresses and
later dashes of cold water taken dally.
Her theory Is thst a woman's eyes when
tired become dull In aspect, and that the
lids grow either heavy and thick or be
come drawn. Therefore rest acts as a pre
ventive. But as It Is Impossible to know
immediately the point of fatigue Is reached,
something to take away Inflammation must
be used also, and It Is for this reason she
advocates hot water.
Ten minutes a day la the length of time
she devotes to the treatment, and when
she is lunching at home she prefers to do
the work directly after that meal. When
engagements forbid this hour, she tskes
whatever period best suits her.
When treating her eyes two compresses
ot old while flsnnel are put on a small
table near the head of a couch. She also
bas a Jug of hot water near. The Jug Is
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while, and she says that all last spring
she hardly spent a cent. Never even both
ered Sam for car fare Just took cabs,
"MOLLIE THINKS A LOT ABOUT
CLOTHES."
Mollle always looks as though she ought
to be In a carriage. She has a careless way
of trailing a 75 hand embroidered petti
coat over the pavement that Is quite won
derful, I think. She always wears mar
velous clothes, and has a very original way
of dressing, people say. She had a lovely
Idea for a gown once, but couldn't get any
body to make It up for her. No one seeimed
to catch the Idea, and when they did, they
were so unenthusiastlc she got annoyed. It
ended by our going out and buying the
material and sewing It up ourselves. The
skirt was my idea.
We couldn't find a pattern like It, so I
cut it out In some way and sort of sewed
her up In It one afternoon for a bridge she
was going to. She fixed the waist In some
way over cne she had, and whon It was
done she was simply delighted. She said
the effect was much weirder than she had
hoped for, that the skirt looked so peculiar,
and has seams in suoh odd places, every
woman there would think she had paid a
fabulous price for it.
preferred to a basin, for the water may
not so quickly cool. Then she lies down,
wets one of the flannels, wrings out only
enough water to avoid any streams run
ning down her face, and places the soft
compress over both eyes. The water Is as
hot as she can endure comfortably. As
that cloth cools the other Is wet, snd the
last replaces the first, changing as fre
quently as Is necessary. The flannel is
made to come out beyond the corners of
the eyes over the space where crows' feet
first appear.
Sometimes the woman gently massages
this portion with cold cream before putting
on the compress, but such massaging is
not (lone oftener than once a week.
When the hot fomentations have been
applied for five minutes, a fresh supply of
hotter water is brought and used for the
ensuing five minutes.
Immediately the last compress Is removed
the woman stsnds before a basin and holds
the dripping sponge of cold water over
both eyes. This is done for at least two
minutes, In ottier to tighten the skin that Is
loose from heating. The skin should feel
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Otherwise they'd think she wouldn't have
had the nerve to wear It. It was very
stunning. If I do say It, especially the skirt.
It seems that one woman was so fascin
ated by It that she hardly realized what
she was doing, and doubled a no trump
under the Impression it was spades, which
gave Mollie the prize. Mollis always did
think a lot about clothes. I went with her
to a cheap tailor once, she had heard was
a wonder. He was quite overcome at the
thought of getting her custom and worked
frightfully hard to suit her. Finally, wlien
he found how difficult she was to fit, he
almost gave up In despair. One day he
simply burst Into tears. It was very awk
ward. I had no Idea Poles were so de
monstrative. She had a lot of trouble about
his bill, too, as I recollect. I do think she"
was somewhat In the wrong there. She
was very angry when Bhe. found he ex- '
pected to be paid within a year cr two. I
would much rather go with her to her old
"IT WAS VERY AWKWARD.
tailor, who Is snythlng but chesp, has het
thoroughly cowed and never annoys her by
expecting Ills bills to be attended to.
cool before the cold bsth la .t.,
Then around the eye. and on the upper
lids I. rubbed a little cold crtam, giving a
special allowance to the crows' feet corner
Afterward, superflubus grease Is wiped off
rests both the nerves and muscle, of her
'yM' MARGARET MIXTER.
HE WON'T BE THEN.
To be forgotten after he Is dead
May cause the gentle married man soma
dread.
,n "j"' 8lan r W: "Cheer up, you
Just get some other chsp to wed your
widow!"
POKER.
A women calls, and leaves her best re
gards. And when she calls she also leaves her
cards.
But when man calls, formality he skips;'
He doesn't leave his cards h leaves hu
rt) ips.
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