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'. 44,730 43,830 2 3 44,770 44,000 24 46,030 19 43,090 25 48,130 11 44,430 28 41,600 12 ..41,400 37 48,410 II 44,400 23 46,000 14 44,640 2 44,840 15.. 44,410 30...., 44,880 Total 1,321,500 Returned Copies 10,380 Net Total 1,311,130 Dally Average 43,704 I GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK, Rubscrlbed In my presence and sworn to before ma thla 80th day of June, If 10. M. P. WALKER. Notary Public Subscriber leaving- the elty tem porarily shoal sst The Dee mailed to then. Addresses will be changed aa often as requested. One Woman. Who Wini. ' It appears that Mrs. Ella Flags Young of Chicago bas "It on" her sis tera and brothers, too, for that mat ter, In having discovered the coveted key to success against men even In the field of school politics. Mrs. Young was able to capture the office of super intendent of schools In Chicago, where many men were available and anxious to get the place, but her triumph baa not ended there. She goes to the con vention of the National Educational association at Boston and defeats a man for president of that organiza tion. Today we hail Mrs. Ella Flagg Young as the leaderof her sex in the United States, a woman who. In aplte of the denial of the suffrage, la yet able to circumvent the political machinations of the men aud beat them at their own game. Nor must it be said that her success came as a trophy to her sex from a chlvalric op position; rather as a tribute to supe rior skill at the little game of politics. Those mere men at Boston had forti fied their candidate with what they conceived to be every assurance of vic tory; they bad laid tho wires through which It seemed utterly Impossible for the poor, weak woman opponent to break. But, pshaw! It was easy for Mrs. Young. She Just put her thinking cap on, summoned a sister or two to her side, gave a few orders and the next thing the convention knew the presid ing officer was proclaiming the elec tion of Mrs. Young. A striking object lesson to the rest of those good crusaders who have been pursuing this phantom of woman rights so long in vain! More striking in its Impressive force because wrought in Boston, the hub and home of assertive womankind, the source of so many of the uplift institutions de signed for woman's political uplift! Surely such successful strategy, such generalship and such a victory should place Mrs. Ella Flagg Young at the head of her class, well in advance of other women for years trying to learn the game. of the present session, and further de clares: Nothing could be so futile as to agi tate fo:" an Immediate general revision of thi new tariff law. We are not In pos session of the facts for the proper re vision; the business of the country ought not to be subjected to the disturbance of a premature tariff agitation; neither of the existing parties at the present time la a fit Instrument for sound tariff leg islation; and the same forces which made the present taw could prevent the adoption of any bill .hat tould attempt radical Improvement. But In due course of time the public will 'revise Its own- tariff, on the basis of sclentlfo study and diffused Information. If these remarks reflect the views of both. Mr. Roosevelt and Senator Bev eridge, as they doubtless do, the en listment of the ex-prestdent in the campaign for the Indiana senator will have no unfavorable bearing on the position of republicans generally who stand by the present tariff as the best that could be had under the circum stances, and hope ultimately to get something still better through the tariff board. fuse with similar predictions in every campaign since he was old enough to vote. Oregon and Oklahoma are not the only states where the people rule. When rain spoils the weather man's prediction other people hereabouts can tand it if he can. Dr. Hyde wants an electric fan in prison. Thought he had been having a rather breezy time. ine lanure oi rar. jenries to "come oacK at least snc-uia encourage us with reference to Carrie Nation. A few more boomerangs may serve to convince those sly politicians that the colonel is atlll able to do his own talking. A Maryland man sues a preacher for alleged libel in a prayer. Perhaps he thinks the parson prejudiced his chances of heaven. A Kansas Judge aaya it is the duty of pedestrians to dodge autos, but he might have added it la not always in their power to do so. A Joint debate between the five com pernors lor tne democratic congres sional nomination would certainly be worth going miles to see. Prayer and Pugilism. Just how far prayer figured In the struggle between the races at Reno probably will never be known, since its efficacy was tested on both sides. So far as is known neither Jeffries nor Johnson personally invoked divine aid, but many of Johnson's people over the country and Jeffries' father, who is a minister, did resort to prayer. On concluding his prayer the elder Jef fries, we are told, calmly observed, "My son is in the hands of the Lord, But when the battle broke, raged and the smoke cleared away the dusky giant had won. At his feet lay his vanquished foe, a bruised and battered gladiator. But the result leaves one in doubt as to whose prayer won when it Is remembered that "For whom the Lord loveth He cbaeteneth and scourgest ' every ' son He receiveth.' Certainly Jeffries was chastened and scourged. But this is not the first time prayer and pugilism have come into contact The records say that two Christian nations, feeling their fate hung In the balance, offered up prayers on the oc caslon of the great Heenan-Sayers Mating Bucketshops Wireless. By ordering the wires into bucket shops cut and the service discontinued the big telegraph companies are Bound ing the death knell to this form of gambling. Subtract the telegraph service from this business and it suf fers a serious, if not fatal, blow and if Is, the illegitimate traffic it has been regarded by law then this move on the part of the telegraph manage ment has everything to commend it. Bucketshops have long been under the ban because they have conducted form of speculative trade that does not come within the limits of legiti mate commerce and they cannot hope to survive the opposition to them much longer. This action of the tele graph company should be the begin nlng of the end. If so, men engaged in stock market trade on a legitimate basis ought to be the first to welcome the order. Lawful business has noth ing to lose, but everything to gain by putting the bucketahop entirely out of commission. For many years it has existed only by sufferance and the abll lty to dodge the assaults of the law in various cities, but it is not reason able to suppose that it can stem this adverse tide Indefinitely. The report came from New York that the action barring the wires grew out of orders from the Department of Justice at Washington, and officials of the company declined to discuss the matter, but it is claimed that the com pany acted on its own initiative. The government's attitude, however, to ward this species of trade has been too well defined to be misunderstood. It has grown weaf y of having Its author ity defied or challenged and stands ready to enforce the law. when evi dence of its violation cornea to band. No candidate Is deserving of democratic support unless he believes that a platform la binding. Mr. Diyan's latest pronuncla-mento. Well, what are you going to do about Congressman Latta, who, after voting against postal savings, declared, "The platform don't bind me on this, anyway?" Fortunately or unfortunately, none of the withdrawals of mineral lands in the public domain comes out of Ne braska. The only way this atate can be directly affected by the conserva tion movement is through the reclama tion projects and the forest preserves. The Water board demands the max imum tax levy which the charter per mits. We are waiting to hear from the other municipal departments. If the city has to spend most of its money for the luxury of a water board it will have to economise somewhere. If Mr. Bryan really believes every one who opposes putting county option in the democratic state platform is either densely Ignorant, pecuniarily in terested or brewery-controlled, which tbel does he propose to put on Asso elate Editor Metcalfe? A Foot for Every Shoe. Baltimore American. This country mourns the loss of great men like Chief Justice Fuller; but It re joices that It has other great men to fill such vacancies. ltabblsh of the Tide. Louisville Courier-Journal. The various race b raw la that followed the Jack Johnson triumph show that among (0,000,000 Americans there are a few ruffians of both colors who are utterly lacking la a seme of humor. Down ant Oat Oracle. Wall Btitet Journal According to W. J. Bryan, Roosevelt' Influence will depend upon his position on questions that Interest the public. The Peerless One's lack; of Influence may be attributed to the same reason. Aa Old Sons Silenced. Kansas City Star. Moving picture men invested $200,000 In the rights to show the Jefterles-Johnmon fight. Now most oitios are taking stops to prevent the exhibition. So far no o.ai has put in a word for "Vested interest:'' and against "Confiscation of Prosperity, The whole thought seems to be about tbe ethics and the public policy of the question. What's the matter? Death-Bed Conversion. Sometimes a man who," despite the entreaties and warnings of his friends J has spent bis whole life in reckless worldliness suddenly gets religion on his death-bed. ' The denunciation by Mr. Bryan of the three democratlo dis reputables, who misrepresented Doug las county in the upper branch of the late legislature, savors somewhat of the same brand. Slow Pace of Southern Farmer. Springfield Republican. The saipe causes which have made the western farmer prosperous have been oner ative in the south, but prosperity has not made the southern farmer as extravagant aa the western farmer. We hear much of the fetter's Indulgence In automobiles and so on, and nothing of this from the south era farmers. He Is slow er to be moved from old habits and standards of riving. Lck of good roads is said to be a' reason why; .the southern farmer lias failed to Join in th automobile crate, but It la further true that if he had, good roads would be forthcoming. Mr. Bryan knew Just what kind of fight fifty years ago, and when Jeffries rotten timber these three unworthles and Fitxsimmons met for the first time I were when they were running as candi- The Imprisonment of President Diaz's latest opponent ought to be due warning to ambitious statesmen of Mexico never to run against Porflrio Diaz. If Kern can find nothing demeaning In running for United States senator, after sliding down the vice presidency toboggan, why should anyone else balk? tbe Rev. Mr. Jeffries said, after the crown had passed to the brow of his sturdy son, "The Lord was in the ring." True, Fits could not appreci ate his presence and when advised of what Jeffries had said, remarked, pt ora i Monej en; Jioa ssang,, horns." rerhaps It would not be out of place in this connection to advert a little further to holy writ and remind the new conqueror that "Pride goeth be fore destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall." There have beon sev eral "undefeated champions." What Is yet to be disclosed is whether the election of a woman pres ident of the National Education asso ciation is a black eye to the School Book trust or really another feather in Its cap. Mr. Bryan laments that If he had Governor Shallenberger, Mayor Dahl man and Congressman Hitchcock's pa per with him he might accomplish something. Still be bas Maupln and Metcalfe. Can It be possible that the "reliable persons" preaching to the governor about the Dahlman club could have gotten their inspiration from the new landlord who pockets the rent for the Dahlman club quarters? Eastern railroads are learning rap Idly. They are adopting the farm gospel trains which western railroads used years ago before they reached the present stage of development in the . science of preaching intensified farming. Another proof how fickle is fate. Here is a train carrying John L. Sulli van,' once the idol of price fight fans everywhere, who hobnobbed with kings and cut the deck with princes, and he is passed up entirely for a big black bruiser riding on the same train. Oh. ball, ve spotlight! And now at last the Water board Is discussing the preliminaries to taking over the water plant pursuant to the ludgment of the United States supreme court sticking tbe city for the amount of tbe appraisement. The first pre requisite Is to get the M.iJ.:85.l in real coin of the realm or a "s'qulv- .lent" BeTeridffe and the Tariff. Because of the announcement that Colonel Roosevelt will lend active as sistance to Senator Beveridge in his campaign for re-election by making at least one speech in bis behalf In In diana, it must not be assumed that the ex-president la going to denounce the new tariff law, against which Senator Beveridge voted on its final passage. As to the attitude of Senator Sever ldge on the tariff bill, he, himself, has explained his vote to be not a repudia tion of the bill as a whole, but a pro test against the omission of tho tariff commission feature In which he was particularly Interested. In this con nection the comment In the current Review of Reviews by its editor, Albert Shaw, who Is as close as any other per son to both Mr. Roosevelt and Mr. Bev eridge, is illuminating. Referring to the appropriation of $250,000 to make the work of the expert tariff board effective under the direction of the president, he says: Tbe clause In the Payne-Aldrlcb tariff law that provides for a tariff board was drawn bv Senator Beveridge, and It passed the senate in the proper form. conferring upon the president exactly the authority he has since assumed. If ti.e clause had not been foolishly tam pered with In '--rerence committee, and If leading conferees like Senator Hal had not solemnly avowed that President Taft would be unable (under the clause aa amended) to do the verj- things he has actually been doing, It la quite prob able that Senator beveridge would have voted for tbe tariff bill Instead of ag-lnst It. For, although he disapproved of several leading schedules. It was his particular contention that the present congress ought to create tHe machinery whereby to give us a different sort of tariff-making In the future. Dr. Shaw goes on to say that, 4a his opinion, the minor item in the appro priation bill providing for the work of the tariff board may in the end prove to have been the most importaut act dates on the same ticket with him, and yet he came here and personally went good for them, urging his friends "to vote it straight." Mr. Bryan knew two years ago. Just as well aa he knows now, the demon strated capacity of Ransom for ras cality. - Mr. Bryan knew two years ago, Just as well as be knows now, the unsavory record of Ed Howell. Mr. Bryan knew two years ago, Just as well as he knows now, the undo- pendableness of "Doc" Tanner. Mr. Bryan knew two years ago, Just as well as be does now, that the brew ers and liquor dealers were back of this bunch and were putting tiy money for them from which his presidential electors would be Joint beneficiaries. Did Mr. Bryan denounce them two years ago when he thought he had a chance to be elected president with their help? Oh no! But now that he says he Is not a candidate for office, and never expects to be, he boldly tells what he thinks of them. It la a fair proposition that the Omaha chief of police has made to' the intimation of the governor that the latter has received reliable information that the liquor laws are being violated. The chief has responded that he will thank the governor for the In formation he has. Inasmuch aa It relates to the sale of liquor In the clubs, it seems unlikely that his proffer of thanks will be accepted. Lincoln Star. Why should not the governor accept the proffer of thanks? If the governor Is In earnest and not merely playing to the galleries be will let our demo cratlo county attorney determine whether or not his so-called evidence will warrant prosecution in the courts. And now comes our old friend "Mike" Harrington, to the front to say that in all bis Journeys about the state he has scarcely met a democrat or populist in favor of a county option plank in the democratic platform Tray, what has a populist to do with tbe democratic platform? Mr. Har rlngton still pretends to be a populist and he must certainly remember that the last two populist state platform contained distinct declarations in favor of county option. Is a platform binding? . Champ Clark has again told Tarn many democrats that the party never bad brighter prospects since 1893 that republicans were split and demo crats united, but he was Just as pro- Ill Other Lands Side Lights oa What la Trans, plrtng Among the Blear and fu Vatloas ef tho Berth. What Is clashed as epochal triumph for the French ministry was scored by Prime Minister Brland In the Chamber of Deputies last week. The ministerial pro gram of electoral reforms, after a debate lasting three weeks, was approved by the chamber. The chief significance of the victory lies tn the fact -that the prime min ister refused to compromise with the par liamentary factions, constituting the ma jority, Insisting on a broad national policy regardless of local political needs. The determination of the mlnlstery to stand or fall on that proposition was argued with sucl) eloquence and force, that petty opposition was shattered, and the hitherto, Invincible system of compulsory stronghold. The proposed electoral reforms contemplate three fundamental changes: (1) Reestab llshment of the scrutln de liste Instead of the existing scrutln d'arrondlssement; t') proportional representation In the Intereat of minorities; (8) reelection of the chamber by sections every two years. As a rule the department will continue to be the electoral district the constituency except In cases where It is either too small or too large. It Is proposed that there hH be one deputy for every 70,000 Inhabitants, with an extra deputy In any const'tuency where there la an additional fractlcn of population amounting to more than 86,000. One re sult of this) rearrangement will he to re duce the existing number of deputies, ion, by twenty. It la proposed that each con stituency shall return at least four depu ties. In some casea several small depart ments will be grouped together In order to obtain sufficient voters for these four rep resentatives. On the other hand, the great departments, like the Nord and the Seine, which would elect more than fifteen depu ties, will be divided Into smaller constitu encies, livery deputy will be elected for six years, Instead of four, aa at present. One-third of the chamber will be renewed by election every two years. Although the Liberal party of Great Britain has hooked horns with the peers as dominant factors In tho political system of the cmrire, the creation of new peers on the advice of the prime minister makes It clear that a titled aristocracy remains In high favor as an ornamental feature of British scenery. Of the seven new peers recently created, Sir . Walter Foster Is distinguished physician and liberal member of Parliament, and represents mediclno, as tlrt Lord Lister, the great surgeon wno was ennobled by Mr. Balfour to 1897. Sir Christopher Furneae, the liberal shipowner and shlp-bullder, belongs to the class of captalas of Industry from which Campbcll Banneiman In 190fi selected Lord Nunburn holme and Lord Pirrle. Sir Weetman Ilok- inson Pearson, the contractor and capitalist at one time also represented the liberals in the House of Commons. The two last named have for several years been spoken of as coming liberal peers. Of the ninety two peers created by liberal prime ministers from 1857 to 1907, by the latter date only forty-six-were liberals. The distribution of titles during that period brought fame or prestige to 115 Individuals, but uniformly to the disadvantage of the llberai party. and Spain, that a position befitting his ill nlty and a salary of eatlofHctory else would promote peace In along the borders. All three parties welcomed the hint, and a suitable Job was created. Ills excellency, tbe new governor, will be remembered as a near-Issue In an American presidential campaign, when Secretary of State Hay de manded "ITedlcails living or Ralsull dead." The brigand released FredlcmH and retired from tho csmpalgn. PERSONAL NOTES. ' A Boer la premier In South Africa, and Russia and Japan have signed a pace Chorus of bloody warriors: "What's the use?" Louslana ieglalators have paased a law for the hanging of kidnappers, but tf one wore caught. It would be a difficult matter to beat the lynchers to him. Miss Elinor C. Zimmerman, of East St. Louts, III., has won a prise for drawing the best plan of a seven room lion to cost H.W0. She had more than 6.000 competitors. Miss Alice B. White of Crosswlcks. N. J., Is said be the only woman who has ever sent In an application for employment as a motorwoman in this country. Miss White Is. She la the daughter of an expert machinist who died rerwntly and from whom she Inherited her love for machinery nd her ability to manage It. Old, poor and alone, George M. Shelley, by bis own account down to his last ceut. sat in the rear of the little store In Kan sas City, Mo., and patched his trousers, hlle near him, a monument to one man's trust In his "friends," stood a flltntf cabinet cabinet containing 11,000,000 In outlawed notes for money he had loaned oa goods hd had aold. Mayor Johnson of Cheater, Pa., has Ta ken a decided stand against publlo "hal ing" of newly wedded couples. He naa Issued orders to his police force that r.o public demonstrations of this sort shall be permitted in future. The barbarlo custom should be put an end to everywhere, and the police should act If people have not the good taste to do other than make public exhibitions of themselves. BOUNCING THE BOGY MAN. Mr. Bryan Vrsred to Go Awer Back . . . and Sit Do tv a. . . New York Sun. "There has never been a time since the close of the eivll war when the prospects of the democratic party have been brighter than they are at present," says Senator Isidor Rayner of Maryland. The republican party la divided, the masses have been be trayed, the interests 'have kidnaped Mr. Taft, and so the democrats are about to come into their own. But this Is a day dream, Aa the shades of night fall, and the beetle wheels his droning flight," and the barn owl hoots, Mr. Rayner sees i spectre and shivers with dread. The pros pect ha vaunts Is not so bright after all. He confesses it himself: "Will Mr. Bryan and his followers permit the democratic: party to nominate a presi dent of the United States and to send to the people a platform of Its own construc tion? If he shall insist, as I have no rea son to think he will, that he must select a candldata for us and that be must frame the platform, then we must rise In our might and assert the principle that no one man has the right to dictate the nomina tion and formulate the principles of the democratlo party." The Hon. John-Walter Smith, tbe junior senator, also wants the party to rise In its might He serves notice on Mr. Bryan that he must not dominate. Such fears are sweetest Incense to Mr, Bryan's nostrils. The palpitations in Maryland reinspire huu with hope. Snubbed In Nebraska, 'flouted in Ohio, he beholds the Maryland senators going down on their marrowbones and beg ging him to throw away ambition and let the democratlo party alone. But he will never let It alone. It must choose between weakly yielding to him or bounolng him without benefit of clergy, Eelther fork ef the road goes in the direction of Salt creek. Our Birthday Book July s, 1910 Ellas Howe, Inventor ef the sewing ma ehlne, waa born July , lsit, at Spencer, Mass. He died In 1887. Tbe sewing ma chine Invention has been pronounced tbt greatest boon ever brought to womankind. Lrurlng the war Mr. Howe raised aud equipped a union regiment at his own ex pense. In' which he served as a private. Richard A. Bellinger, secretary of the Interior. Is calibrating hla fifty-second birthday today. He waa born in Boons- borough, la., and graduated at Williams college, going Into law and locating at Seattle. After serving as reform mayor of Seattle President Roosevelt made him com mUsioner of tbe general land office, from which he retired after a year, to be called back as head of the interior department by President Taft, peneral Theodore Schwan, United States army retired, was born July I, 1841, at Han. over, Germany. He la well known here, being at one time adjutant general for the Department of tbe Platte. He had had forty years of service when he waa re tired in 1901. Pavld H. Mercer, once congressman from this district, and since his defeat doing lobby work at Washington, is 63. He was born at Benton City, la., from which his family removed to Brownvllle, Neb. He studied law, but never practiced, and was jumped from United States marshal Into congress, from which he was retired In 1801 Edward T. Yates, the druggist. Is Just 40. He was bora In Ogden, lit., and com menced to learn the drug business la Logan, la.. In lfsst. He Is president, treas urer and vhlef owner of the Svheffer cut- price drug store The most extensive and costly scheme of municipal Improvement projected In modern times, has beon decided upon by the author ities of Paris. Plans provide for an ex pendlture of 8180,000.009, the money to be raited by the issue of municipal loan stock aa! needed during the fifteen to eighteen years required to complete the Improve- mer.ta. Of this Immense sum, 813.000,009 will be devoted to! new schools and Improve ments In existing schools, $26,0000,000 to new waterworks and Improvements in the wa ter suDDly. $7,000,000 to the construction, improvement and repair of public hospitals. and 88,000,000 to the reconstruction of abattoirs. More than 89,000,000 will be re quired for the Improvement of roads and pavements and for public . lighting and street cleaning. Paris deserves tho boner of being the first municipality In the world to devote a large sum of money to the definite purpose of fighting the "white smurn." For this purpose the sum of 86,000,000 has been alloted, halt of which Will bo used in the demolition or unsanitary dwellings. Large sums will also he spent on the Improvement of existing promenades and open spaces. The great bulk of the ap propriation, however, some 8SS,000,ooo win be expended for improvements in the plan nlnr of the city, involving extensive changes In the suburbs, which, it is hoped will make the Parle of fifteen years from now the most beautiful city in the world. The rebellious chiefs of several districts In Albania, after a spirited coniao wim Mahmud Serket Pasha, Turklah minister of war, concluded to give up their guns and come Into camp. The minister ot war met these local chiefs at different points and told them what thoy would get If they per stated in the row. He reminded them tney were not dealing with a government of the same kidney as Abdul Hamld; that If they imagined their good behavior was again to be bouaht by preferments, decorations, ana largesse they had counted without their host: and that 1f their ancient memoes of agitating for special treatment were con tinued the only recompense they need pope for would come from hla sixty pieces of auiok-ftrlns artillery and WOOO rifles! The chieftains bad never been addressed before in such vneompromlsing terms ana were increased accordingly. Moreover, tne lie quent arrival of troop trains, filled with soldiers manifestly Intent upon business. provided an object lesson which they could not fall to understand. John Burns, the worklngman's repre gentatlve In the British cabinet, has made so great a success of his department, tho local government board, that It has been raised to the rank of a first-class depart roent, and the salary advanced from lw to 8J5.000 a year. This snug sum reacnes the proportions of a fortune for the roan who once said: "an is wonn wore than IX.bO a year. But tunas change ana wise men adjust themselves to the lures of ODDortunlty. Mr. Burns' socialistic friends have shaken him off but with their exoep tton the country approves tne prime mm iater'a oralse of his colleague for "the as sldulty and single mlndednesa with which Mr. Burns has administered his depart roent." Mr. Burns has aa effective way i,t Mllenclna- hla socialist critics. He Intend . .lavnta his increase of $1S,Q00 to social and economic projects In which he is in t.r tt. Certainly ha is not altering his nialn way of living. His modest house in ,h. far from arlstocratlo district of Bat tersea still suit him. He hates show of any sort, and his wife would not be happy without her housework, ane seepa do ser vants. hut a day girl and an occsslona scrubwoman. . The picturesque brigand and kidnaper of Morocco. Ralsull ha cut out romance ni adventure and settled down to the peaoeful pursuit of happiness and a salary as governor of a section or nie native (ana. Capturing and holding foreigners lor a ran som and levying tribute upon the natives Droved an uncertain source of Income, In volved considerable risk and provoked tin nlty. Ralsull In lima; t4 to the sultsln of I Morocco and his sear aaldthers. France LINES TO A SMILE. Pumjon bowed himself with all his mlht, and the greiit temple rollapmxl. Yes, there Is one mlKhty athlete In history who "came back." .'hleago Tribune. "Are you on Intimate terma with your next-door neighbors?" "No. 1 don't think they have called on us more than once this summer but their chickens make up for It." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Jack, dear, mamma has Invited tig to spend our vacation with her, and ou know we haven't a trunk." "We might ask our landlord to let us take this flat with ua."-LKe. "This Is a very swHaer novel. I lienr." "Oh, very. The hero puts on a dress suit to sit alone and think about the hero ine. 'V-Louisville Courier-Journal. Professor How do you find the riKht ascension of a atar? Student (absent-mindedly The quickest way Is to look up her backer In Iliad street's. Houston Post. GETTING TOGF.TIIKK tN IOWA Itepabllca Factionalism Said to De DleapDearlnsr. De Moines Capital (stand pat). The county conventions of the republi can party were held on Saturday. Tins so' called progressives will have a majority. But President Taft will be given a strong and sweeping endorsement by the state convention. Not a single county conven tion passed a mean resolution In regard to Taft. Not a single county convention, so far aa we have observed, passed any thing mean In regard to the new tariff. Everything seems to have been lovely throughout the state. Even at Webster City, formerly the home of violent Insurg oncy, the resolutions were enthusiastically In favor of Taft. Iowa can afford to en dorse Taft for the reason that he Is mak ing a grand president He is an honest man. He is a patriot. He does not pro claim anything in advance, and he is not a good advertiser. However, the country is going his way, and it la evident that he will be the nominee of his party for presi dent n 1912. W regt.et to notice that Senator Dolllver gave evidence of bad tamper In his apeecli at Fort Dodge. The senator hates Aldrich on personal grounds, and he Is in poor health, hence we suppose he must be ex cused. Iowa republicans are all right. Faotlonal Usee are disappearing. We predict that there will not be another such contest as the one held this year. "Why do they call a theatrical backer an angelT He hasn't got wings." "No. but his money has." Baltimore American. rob- "DM yeu ever see any highway beryT asked the summer girl. "Nope," replied Farmer Curntoasel; 'I ain't exackly seen any. But I've had experience with some fellers that under took to handle the 83 1 once contributed fur good roads." 'Washington St.tr. "What sort of a social position lut Jones In town?" "He used to stand pretty well, but he'i a mere nobody now. lie didn't recelvf any deirrees this month; he didn't go to New York to meet Roowevclt; none of bin daughters were married, and he wasn't operated on for appendicitis." Buffalo Ex press, "This alarm clock," explains the clerk. "Is evpeclully designed to wakun sleepy coo km "llow In the world docs It work?" nka the patron. "Instead of the usual bell rinlnir. it has an attachment that Jingles likb a pair ut ice tongs." Denver Post "How are tho experiments In nvrial marksmanship progressing?" "They have been officially susptHided." "What's the trouble?" "Why, the aviator dropped a fake bomb on the flag lieutenant ami the lieutenant tumbled against the captain and knocked htm down the stairs Just in time to over turn the admiral, who was coming up." Cleveland Plain Dealer. TOWN OF NOTHING-TO-DO. Edgar A. Quest In Detroit Free Press. They say romewhere. In the distance fair, Is the town of Nothliig-to-lo, Where the tsun, they say, slilncx every da And the sides are always blue; Where no one tries for a silver prize And nu one strives for sold; There every race, has taken place, And every tale been told. The blacksmith sings, as his anvil ring" Of the town of Nothing-to-Do, And vowa In his song, though the road li long, Whan with anvil and forge he's through He will wander far, where the glad folk; are. And will rest In that happy town, . He dreams of the day when he'll put fo; aye His hammer and apron down! O it matters not, what the toller's lot, Be he preacher or soldier brave, Though he delve a ditch, be he great ot rich; Be he Judge or a statesman grave, He dreams always of the future days When he'll come to Nothlng-to-D ; When he's faced life's test, and his hands will rest And his time to toll Is through. But Nothlng-to-Do, folks tell' me who Have Journeyed the hills and found It, Is a hollow fake, and a big mistake, For the streams cf care surround It. And the people there, they all declare. Are gloomy and sad and sighing. And they yearn for strife, for the joy of life Is something to do, worth trying. Talks for people who sell things j as very much Interested In an not always the size of the space, but what goes in It, that counts. Why do not more Merchant Tailors advertise? I don't know. Why do not more advertisers use good advertising copy? I don't know that, either. But I do know that It would be a advertisement I read the other day. First of all. It was Merchant Tailor advertising and It is supposed to De against the ethics of merchant tailors to advertise in the newspapers. Second, it was good advertising- nothing sensational about it, no exag geration, just a frank statement of mighty good thing for merchant tall facts, the direct, kind of advertising 0rs to advertise and that all advertls that always makes an impression. ers would get three times the results The man who wrote it knew what he from good, straightforward, convlnc- wanted to say and said it in short, ing advertising copy than they do from crisp sentences, and every word meant the ordinary kind. something. A . We can prove that to you, Mr. Mer It was small, too, as advertisements chant Tailor, whenever you are ready go; just 6-inch single column space. we will prepare copy and llluetra with a fine illustration, at the top. It tlons for your business which will at attracted attention, let aae tell you. tract attention, convince the readers and its wording inspired confidence and sell your goods, which is by way of proving that tt is 'Phone Tyler 1000, Miller, Stewart & Beaton 413-15-17 South 16th Street Linoleum Specially Priced for Our July Sale Every season the manufacturers of Linoleum make new patterns though many of the last season's patterns are preferable therefore the dealer finds he has many discontinued patterns left over. There are more than one hundred pieces to be dis posed of during this sale. This gives you a fine selection. Come early and get advantage of the choicest selec tion, INLAID LINOLEUMS . . The $1.10 grade, per square yard 85c The $1.40 grade, per square yard. $1.00 The $1.50 grade, per square yard 91.10 The $1.65 grade, per square yard $1.25 The $1.75 grade, per square yard $1.45 Kemnants and 6hort lengths of Inlaid, per square yard 50 PRINTED LINOLEUMS The 50o grade, per square yard., 37c The 65c grade, per square yard., 47c The 75o grade, per square yard... 57c The 85o grade, 12-ft. wide, per square yd., C7e All remnants and short lengths Printed Linoleums, per square yard 25c ssQsVssssWSssfa