10 K.tllM A REAL ESIAIt I HhAL tbIAIt SO HAM II 1AM) FOn SAI.H FARM AM) lt( 11 I.A!II FOR ALB REAL ESTATE f 'olorodo. BUY A COLORADO FARM AT AUCTION $400 DOWN $400 IN 30 DAYS , TAKES THE BEST QUARTER SECTION IN 33,000 ACRES OF KIT CARSON COUNTY FARM LANDS Balance carried on the Land at (5 per cent. This land must and will be sold to the highest bidder. You buy at your own bid. You can count on bargains. Terms less burdensome than crop payments. ' ' ONE CROP PAYS FOR THE LAND ' Auction at BURLINGTON, COLORADO, THURSDAY, JUNE 23, 1910 Special trains from Omaha on the Rock Island, June 21. For excursion rates, description of the land and full particulars SWAPS WANTED A Rood auto In exchange for farm land or good Income town property. Write and describe what you have, with exchange price. Address Y it. 4, car Dee. FURNISHED hotel and 17 Iota In boom ing So. Dakota town; hotel doing fine business. owner wll sacrif'ce for cash or take Dart land. Hal back on place. NOWATA LAND & LOT CO. Suite 624. New York Life It Ida. Phone lied llftiS. Omaha, Neb. WILL EXCHANGE new 4-cyItnder tour ing car, bust make. (1.360. for city vacant or residence property; will ai-uunm some in- .1 ... .1 ...... !' I - i' -.' U Act. AUUJla VIOO. 1G0 ACRES sood land six miles from Plalnvlew. Neb. For uarllculara address Luck Box 726, Harlan, la. BARGAINS IN LUMBER Having purchased from the con tractors who constructed the new street car barn at 11th and Pacific Sta., Omaha. 300,000 feet of new lum ber, temporarily used for forms In the erection of the building. Two-thirds of which is Just as good for building purposes, as new lumbei direct from the yard. Consisting of 2x4s, 4x4s, 2x6s, 2x8s, 2x10a, 2x12a, and several thousand feet of sheeting, varying In length from 12 to 24 feet, will be on sale In quantities to suit purchases at 11th and Pacific Sts.. on and after Wednesday, June 1, 1910, at prices from $C to $15 per thousand. In ad dition to the above there are several thousand feet of sidewalk lumber and about 100 loads of kindling. Phone Doug. 1882, Omaha, or So. 128, South umana. THOMAS HOCTOR, 515 N. 24th St., South Omaha. write, C M. GRUENTHER, Trustee ROOM 3U7 FJ1.ST NATIONAL HANK BUILDING, BcJi i'hone Tyler 1070. OMAUA, NEBRASKA. Idaho. FOR SALE 5-acra tracts of the best irchard lund- In the United Slate, nil planted In apples, peaches, plums, pears, faspberrlta, blackberries, grapes and pio iant. tlbO cash, balance (Li per month for men tract. One of these will make you liOt pendent In three years. Write at once !oi particulars. Twin Falls Nursery & Orchard Co. P. O. Box lints Twin Falls, Idaho. lutiltuk, roR SALE Best Indian bargain; 240 teres Cass county, Indiana, 4 miles from Hoyal Center; Lo acres level, deep black toll, well ditched; balance Umber, well set In blueraas; large 10-room brick residence, modern; all outhouses; barn poor; two luiea orchard; two deep wells; ueur sctiool knd church; telephone and daily mall; very testrable place; for short time only 172 per acre. MX 00, Kokoino, lnd. LAWN fnoWer am Well am rtthaw n,Hai tools at low prices at Novelty Store N. 24th St., South Omaha. Mlcfcigaa. FOR SALE Michigan farms. No. 1, 20 teres, cleared; small House and barn; home tiuuj near town; line fruit land; ll.uuO. xo. m, 40 acres, cleared; good house and tarn; pieuty ot Irun; lovei. ood sou; (l.ttiu. jno. 3, 200 acres, rich loam soli; level; 4 lilies Muskegon, city U5,0uv; 12 per acre; (l per aeie uown, balance easy terms. No. 4, 4o acres; M cleared; good build- bigs; line lane troni; 160 acres beech aud tiupia Umber; (2u acre. Others, catalogue tuu list ii eo. 'bw iivaiia-tioit Co., iie Uiont, Mien. FOU SALE Porfnctly equipped poultry tarm, 2o acres; sure crop; uoi aifected by tiost, lioou or drought; successful business I years, tlnest Chicago iraue; Investigate teiaus; 111 health, u.. H. Weia, buuia Haven. Mloh. FOH SALE 0 acrea on lake; 100 rods ot ake troiuagc; this lies in sight of a beau mul village; laae bas tin tanay shores, u lords Hud flmiing, oattniig; w acres tim ur lanu; is good for ail Kinds of gram is wen s fruit; this lays on two main loads, R. F. U., telepooiie Hue; (1,200, ooo luwu; oi acres In uie euge ot a village; I-room cottage, large burn, outbuildings, ippie orchard of largo, bearing ircea; soil a a dark loam and a saiidy loam, good lor all kinds of crops as well us lruit; 11,700, i'M) down. OKU. BRIDGES, Banger, Mich. Missouri. FOR SALE A good ten acres; buildings; some fruit; uities south of 6u Josepo. Price (l.iuo. Ml acres, grain land; good buildings, well aud winumui. Price Hooo. lu acres, ciose to inieruroan station; good buildings; pamy fruited. Price (2,600. W acres uirectly on mo iiiteruban rail way, i'.t miles lrom bt. Joseph; good build ings, goou soil, well lrulted. price (7,000. iNatutal timber land lying directly on the banks oi bt. josepu river, Just across tna roud from luleruruan station. Will sell In parcels to sun purchaser. This Is a fins place tor summer. bcnuli at Plxley, ot, Joseph, Mich. - " " - " . B'lv-fiiMiiB times. Inn rrniluntlni, Hma nhmilyl I.a - membered, and gifts ot Jewelry leads all in (jieuiution. jacooson ac n uren Co., 2wn N. tel., So., Omaha. FOU SALE 200 acres (Nil land; good country, good neighbors; U acrea rough in timber, balance lolling to level; 23 actus timothy, U clover, M pasture. A) hog pus lure, bo corn, 20 oats; o-room house and tenant house, shed barn, granttry (l.uuv bu.), i other outbuildings; never failing water; land advancing 10 a year; tele phone, K. F. Li.; Mi per acre, or will price clock, crops, and give possession; 40 mi.es from Kansas City, miles Odessa, on C. & A. U. It. J. W. Gray, Odessa, Mo. Ureicou. DETAILED Information rurnlshcrl con cerning Oregon and Washington. I am con stantly traveling through botn stated t . anting fruit and farm land Investments. Write nie. W. Q. bouther, The bouther Albertson Co., &ti Oak bt., Fortiand, Ore. oath Dakota. COME to Walwortn county in the famous Blue Blanket valley, where you cun buy the finest land in tioulh Dakota al prices worth the money uot boom prices. Several thousand acres to select i rom on main Hue C, M. at tit. F. road Mom cnicugo to the Faciflo coast. Act (julck. Frices are going mgner every aay. vv rite for booklet and map. W. a. Myier, Stiby, b. I. FOR SALE 3J0 acres; every acre tillable; deep black soil; near town; price, Hi per acre. Frank Mashek, Kimouil, a. u. Mlnmeaota. IJVND AGENTS LISTEN Better land values ran be had In Mlnne lota today than In any other section ot ;tie country. Farmers are flocking here as never before. We wlsli to form connections with com petent and reliable men to handle propo uuona thut will make Dig profits and sat iy your clients. Things moving fast. Let is get into communication at once concern ug botn our wholesale and retail propo rtions. We have the lands, have had years tf experience and can deliver the goods. ELWOOD DROS., CROOKSTON. MINN. FOR SALE Nice quarter; to acres broke, D acres good hay land; nice grove, 3Vi miles turn Benson, Minn. County seat town of luo population. Land Is worth (30.00 per lore. Will take -111 a good five-passenger into as part payment. Address Junius lacobs, Sioux Falls, S. D. JUoutaua. FOR SALE 10. 20 or CO acrea choice fruit and in Bitter Hoot Valley, Montana; under 1 lene; 17 acres orchard; B. K. V. 1. Co. talt-r right; house, barn, lco house, other mildings; uitraclive prices. Address Clin, i. Carney, Corvallls, Mont. Kebraska. SEWAKD COUNTY LAND G10 or 320 acres. If you desire to buv In tie rain belt, near market, writo for pull Htnicuiurs. u. JU. w right, inia s. 3tth St., H.000 will buy H sention of land I mlloi nuin or uenKeiman. county seat of Dundy; tood soil, level road knd close to water, los. Ml. AlM-n. Nob. Owner. Virginia. (10 PER ACRE and up buys good farm lauds, frequently wh Improvements, In Virginia. Flue climate, water, markets and society. bend for beauuiul Illustrated bttiiiDnlet. tarm lists, rates, etc. F. ti. Uliaume, A. ot i. Ageat, M. W. lly.. Box no, Koanoke, va, Texas. FOR SALE Altolma stock farm; 16,000 acres in one body, 'M ni.fes of Austin, t miles of Lbdiider, eight good residences, einht farms, ulenty of arass and water: lou.uoO cords ot wood on land and good roads; (0 pur acre, one-third caBh. Other large Tracts at an prices, cox m, win lerset, la. Wlaconslu. FOR SA.LE M0 acres of land, 2 miles from IZugle river, Vliaa county, Wisconsin; 7 acres ulowed: one-half mile lake frontaae: on town roud; 200 rods ot fence; cheap and on easy teruis. Writs Orant Law ton. Allllgu, w is. LAND FOR THE LANDLESS To the liomseeker or investor; W hy not In vest In Marathon county improved farm and cul-over lands I llcaiturul cliniute, produc tive soil and best of markets. Our cut- over lauds can be bought lrom (10 to J-0 per acre; 5J down on an acre and balance in yearly payments. Write us now for particuiurs. Make known your wants. Ad' tircss The Edgar Realty Co., idgar, Wia, Sllscellaneous, CHEAP FA It It LANDS. In western Nebraska and Colorado. Writ (or prices. NEBRASKA LAND COMPANY. Sidney, Neb. Norm Dakota. North Dakota Farm Lana EXCURSION JUNE 7. If you want to buy good, smooth, tillable knd for your own use or as an investment, to with us to North Dakota on the nexl utcursiun, June iln. We are clotting out ,m0 a crew In quarter aud h.tlf sections ut rum (lo aO to (1.00 per acre, closo to main In of Northern Pacific R. R. In a ntifcn .01 hood where lands of the hanie iiuulily ire retailing for (15.00 to (J..uO per acre. ne-flfth of the tract was sold as a result if our first trip. If you want advantage if these cheap prices, don't delay. These tnds are not only fuio for wheat, oats and lax. but every vrgeiablo lathed in Iowa r Nebraska is grown successfully there. ;orn makes a lair crop; airatra I getting . good start and l.i a sure winner. Let is show you photogranhs in our olfice. The land is underlaid with ciml and mines re being worked within a mile of It, which a great advantauge to the farmers ami dds to Us valu, but nothing is added to he price on that account. Steam plows no running In nearly every neighborhood, rttlers and investors are buying, aud this did la certain to muko a big advance he ore fall. U with us Juno 7th. Round trip rate torn Omaha, (26. All your expenses paid t you buy. J. II. DUMONT & SON, 1608 Farnair. Omaha. FOR SALE An eastern Maryland farm: 210 acres; near salt water; steamboat wharf; daily trains to Philadelphia and New York, anyone wishing a fine farm. now is tho tlmo to buy; must sell before July 1, 11)10; price only (20,0uo, one half cash bulance any time In five years to suit pur clntKor; want money to uso in canning butluwss. Addicts J. A. Baker, c;ast JNew market, Dorchester county Md. Perristent Advertising Is the Road to Big Itoturnu. REAL ESTATE LOANS ilAHMN UROS., Sd floor N. Y. Life. (JOt to 1 iwipWj uii iii.'iirotcu tiiupriy. At -j oeiay. WAN1IU-CUy loans. Peters Trust Co. WANTED CUy loans and warrants. W K&inam fcir.lth c Co., UM Farnam St, MONEY TO LOAN Payne Investment Co. 1100 to (10,000 made promptly. P. D. W'ead Wtad Biitg.. lin ana 1-amain. :oo to (5.VJU on homes in Oinaba, p'Keefa P.eul Kslute Co, luoj N. Y. Lite, bjuglas or A-21U. FOM SALE Section nr fine Dickey county, forth lis kola, land four miles from mar iet: one-half under rultivuttun and now in rop, balunce now being broken up and rill be seeded to flax; sliaro of crop cues o purchaser; owner mus: sell at once; rice low and terms reasonable, the blKKest nap on the market in Dakota land. Writ r rail on Youker Perry, Lllenda.e. I. D. FIVL PER CENT MONEY to loan on Omaha business property. THOMAS IIKKNNAX. Room I. New York Life Bids. SOUTH OMAHA Thursday Will Be a Big Day at the Stores Proprietor! Tell What They Them lelves Consider the Best Bar gains Offered Today. J. KLIEN The nld relinlil rmii t.iottor uUr. N. E. Cor. 2tith and N. Sts. HATS and hair goods In great variety at prices that please. Ryan Millinery Store, 01S N. 24th St., So. Omaha. COMBINATION refrigerator and niilfi- board cheap. Wl North 24th St TAILORS MISFIT tailor .d suits (35 and (40 values t (15. Sea A. Rubensteln, 2UVs S. 14th St i Thursday, this week, will be an unusually busy day at the downtown stores. The late season has kept the buying back and the stores are making it an object for women to come downtown Thursday. It Is always Interesting to know what the heads of the stores pick out as the b'g gest bargain they are offering, so they have been asked to glvo their opinions. Mr. A. D. Brandels said: "I think the best offering we are making for Thursday is the assortment of women's neckwear In Dutch Collar and lahnt atvlea UtfMnh in offered at 25 cents; they are worth from ov cents to T6 cents. O. K. Srofleld. Whltn thA nilAslInn vai asked, replied: "The long pongee coats un ron collar and cuffs of delft blue silk molrat These are trimmed wllh half Inrh bands of material like the coat and are priced at (9.50. At Bennett s, Mr. Shantx. the srenGraJ manager, aald: "Fifteen dollar gives very woman choice of any colored suit in he enUre stock, running up to (40 In value, expensive wooltex suits are included at 15. The season is getting late and we find I advisable to dlsDuse of thrsn milta ot th ridiculous prices uuoted rather than carry stock from one season to another. We cut tne price to move the goods. We think we'll succeed, too." A Choice of (4.00 and l.,00 latest atvlfl misses' and Women's Oxfnrrta tnr ? K0 la considered an awfully good bargain by Mr. euson ot Benson & Thorne Co. Mr. StOeUel Of the Stnntznl Klnoa nm pany said they are offering the Detroit Ideal gas stovij and the cold storage re- irigerator at very easy terms and low prices for Thursday. Mr. George Ulbbs. nronrle nome rurniture Co. In South Omaha, said: wo are offering a solid oak telephone itand and chair to match I n mlaalnn finish Wo quote a price of (3.E0, but the real value i tuny if." Misses' pumps that hold their ahane llnr to the feet and don't on am wf,,n ,i bargains for (2 at Drexel's. Mr. Hnti.ii. of the Drexel Shoe Co. says they are of- ienng mese pumps at (2 more for the talk it will stir up than anything else. Hayden Bros, are orfnrlna- in th-i- broidery department edges, flounclngs and corset embroideries at 6c, 9c and 15c. Martin & Rubin, K. 21 old U. S. Bk. Bldg. G. A. LINQUIST CO., 235 PAXTON BLK. FOR BUSINESS wear the new sack suit but don't fall to patronize Ed. Thiel, Fine Tailoring, 7ia so. loth St. WANTED TO BORROW WANTED TO BORROW (400 or (500 for 1 year. Will pay 10 per cent interest. Ad dress. H-6?l, Baa, WANTED TO BUY BEST PRICE paid for second-hand furniture, carpets, clothing and shoes. mono Douglas savi. OFFICER WOOLDRIDGE IS BUSY Orders Animals Destroyed or Taken lrom Work When Foaud to Be Unfit. Tho report of Humane Officer wmi. drldge for May, contains the following de tails: Horses and mules destroyed, twelve. dogs and cats destroyed, five; animals or dered from work, twenty-seven: anlmni ordered shod, seventeen; animals Inspected on excavations, 114; broken blinders re moved from harness, twenty; admonished for cruelty to animals, fifty-five; arrests for cruelty to animals, one. WANTED 6.000 FEATHER BEDS. Write cr telephone Douglas 1600. METROPOLI TAN FEATHER CO., (03 N. feOth. Best prices for BROKEN WATCH1E3. Old Gold. eta. NATHAN, 211 So. 13th St SECOND-HAND clothing: party, after noon dresses. John Feldman, D. 3128. A-2636. BEST prices for second hand clot nine:. I. FARBER, 609 N. 16th St, D. 3440. WANTED TO RENT nr A VTLn to. .i.t I an a. by responsible party no children modern kA.iaa In Waof I'oi-nam n LUM t..W J . trict, with At eaat four bed rooms, not iHAl.mjtlna msl'a mmnnmrn A A A I t .hi' Care Bee. We Are Getting Numerous Calls For Houses of All Sizes. List With Ua NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO.. (24 N. 7. Ufa Bldg. Phone Red 1999. WANTED SITUATIONS JAPANESE wants position at housework In family; gentle and honest. Address W 7-11 LJ JAPANESE chauffeur wants position: can drive, ana ao repairs on gasoline cars references. D b4. Bee. POSITION In cloaks and suits as fore man alterations or new work. Tel. D. 6289. WANTED by energetic, well appearing school teacher, suitable employment during summer months. Aduresg U-M3 Bee. GOVERNMENT NOTICES OFFICE CONSTRUCTING QUARTER ma-ster. Military Prison, Fort Leaven worth. Kans.. June 1, 1U10. Sealed did nosals. in triplicate, will bo received at this office until 10:30 a. m. June 30, :i)0, at which time and place they will bo onened. for furnishing approximately 5 tons soil pipe and fittings; l.WJU Diana cocks; 7'.K non-syiihoning bauln trans: 10.000 feet w. i. pipe with fittings. Proposal blanks, blue prints, etc., luvnisnea upon application, ac companied by deposit of (5.ou, same to be refunded upon return of blue prints, etc., to tills Office. MAJOR THOMAS 11 SLAVENS, Constg. yuartermaster. Junel-2-2S-2! OCEAN STEAMSHIPS mi mzsme met '.I WFII fig mT H Willi VHILE : StM IsvEAt&orne CfiWrM I few. JUST TO "8u lffM WPU? J VsSbkm j TAWE ME BACK 0 RAILWAY TIME CARD LOANS to home owners and home build ers, wiiu privilege of making paitml pay ments semi-annually. W. 11. THOMAS. UU First National Bank Bldg. LOWEST RATES Bemia. Brandels Bldg. FIVE PER CENT BONDS fur sale, la amounts from (JO to (j.oou; we cash them any tune. Ameiicau bate Deposit Vault, lit 6. tfm, Bu UMi,. REAL ESTATE WANTED WE HAVE BUYERS FOR (, and T-room houses. If prices are light run sell your property tor you. NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO.. bull to. N. V. Lite Bldg WE HAVE on hand a number ot Ink barrels which we will tell for bO cents each. Tliry are flue for rain water or ashea Call at press room. Bae Publishing Co Maximum Steamship Luxury mm un Six Days New York-Paris Compazine Genera le Transatlanlique Kleemnt mod ira express steamon 'eav New York for Havi . Thursdays 10 A. M. Express train connections for Paris and all continental points. Passengers have the comforts of famous hotels superior cuisine, palatial suites, mag nificent salons, orchestras, gyr.maium, eleva tors, root gardens, dally paper and every desired luxury. Naval ofllcers: tnan-o'-war dis cipline. Safety Is amply provided for by wUa sss and submarine bell signals. , Ln Savole ..June 9 i La Snvcle. . June 30 La Provence June 1( La Provence. July 7 La Lorraine June 2'i I La Touralne, July 14 Additional milnn at 14 cabin prim sltarnat gturdays br aoputar ooa claai cabia ittamara te to tiit.M. 1. al. atETHOtDS, lBOa Farnam Bt, W. B. BOCK, Art. O. M. fc UU P. Ry. H. O. BHiri.DS, IGol rarnam BL LOT77X HdE, Ttrst Saboual Bank. UNION IITATON Toatk aaa Masoa. UDloa Pacific . Leave Arrive ChL Pap rat Mall. 4:10 p. m, ( 45 p. m. Atlantic Ex Dress a . n. Oregon Express 4:00 p. m. b: a. m, Ortgon-Waali. Ltd 12:40 p, m. k:40 p. m. """i ojJwtuM ..... e:j a. m. u:ju a. m. Colorado Special ......11:4s p. m. Lit a, m. Colorado Express .... (.60 p. m. 11:00 p. ra. North Platte local.... 8:15 a. m. 4:46 p. m. Grand lalaud Local... B-.Ht a. in. l:iia a tn Lincoln-Beat. Local... 111:41 p. m, 1:20 p. m. ai. ac v.iy ui.,u;u p. at, 1 . JU p. m. CUtcago, Hock la I an a Paclflo EAST. Rocky Mountain Ltd.. ..a (.40 am al0:S0 pm Iowa Local a ;3. B Lea Molnea Local a ;00 pni al2:(0 pot Iowa Local Q10.& am b v:tt pro Chicago-Eastern Exp... a 4:w pm a 1:15 pa Chicago-Nebraska Ltd. a .l put a ;04 tua v uoi. Chicago-Nebraska Ltd. for Lincoln , a 8:26 am a 6:47 pm Colo, and Cal. Exp a 1:26 pm a 4:W pm Okla. and Texas Exu...a 2:W urn m i-ui ;. Rocky Mountain Lld...alU:40 pm a (; am Calcano at Kvrlhrreatera. EASTBOUND. Omaha Express a 7:00 am all:!- an Chicago Local ali:Uo pm a pm Colorado-Cnlcago a 6:20 pm a (:UI pm Chicago Special a 6:00 uin a 7:ti am Pacific Coast-Chicago, .a b:wv pm a t:a pm ios Aliases iiiuiueu....a :iw pin tl:ol pm Overland Limited all:4a pm a 7:46 am Denver Special ala.40 am a a. 42 aiu Carroll Local a 4. JO pm a k.tO am c ast Mail a pm NOKTHBOUAu. Twin City Express a 7;o0 am al0:20 pm Sioux City Local a (:e pm a 8:28 pm Minn. Ai Dakota Ex. ...a 7:uu pm a am 'ivilu City Limited a s;00 piu a 7; JO am WESTBOUND. Llncoln-Chadron a 7;&0 am a 11:00 am Norfolk-Bonesteel a 7:U am alo ti pm uviim riuo-iw. Artavvv...u m.ta vm a e:U pm llastings-Superior b 1:14 pm b 6:i0 pm Deadwoud-liot bpga a :tw pm a i.w pw Canpei Lauder a :f pm all:u0 am c itiuonl-Albioa b tt.au put i t.i, pu Mtliui-. Onjahc-St. Louis Ex.. ..a (:M pm a 8:25 am Mail and Expreea a t.tu am all:U pm btanberry Ixtcai (from Council Blutls 0 6:00 pm blO.li am Miaaoari Puclflo , K. C. at Su L. Ex a :40 am a t.li am k.. C. a. ttt. L. L.X. Uv Sau M p. m. ail;l5 pm a 6.30 pm llnuOAa Ceulrai CUlcago Expreaa a 7:00 am a (:46 pm ciucago imuieu a 6:w pm a i.ii am aiiuu.-ou x aui .xi D :ww am Mmn.-bU Paul i-iu a k.vu put a i:4 am Uiualia-Fb UoUge Loc..t 4.1a mil til: to am CUleuao, Ul.waua.ee A at. 1'aal Uerlaud Luiuied all. 4a pm a b:u0 a;, Oiiiii-v-I."-o ax a .i am a ;w am (.wioiauo Byawial a J.ji am axl.j p.u coio.-caiUwi.iiu Ex a .w piu a mimti yiu rnjr-waiau irfOwai t y .-. ktii.y miutii ureal v valera . Chicago Limited . a &:M pm iwm v-tiy uiuueu a a a.w m C-lWt.4iU UiAVlteas m, a.W pm vu wily t :w iui Ir.vu ai IllllLI.NUlOA liAllb. Ttslk aad alaaau. a 13 nn WANT A.T) will rent that vacant bouse, (111 those vacant rooms, or secure baar4ara ea abort notloe, at a very mall coat to you. Be convinced. U urllug tou Leave. Denver and California.. a 4:lu piu Puget Sound EapruM...a 4:10 pm Neinaska points a k am biack llilia a4.ipm Ninhweal Expross all.A pm Ncbraaka puiiiut a .M am Lincoln Mail li l.Viill Nebrassu Expras a s.w am Lincoln ioual ,, Lincoln Local a 't :i pm bcnuyitr-PiaiLsmuuin....u i.uv pm r.aiiaiiiouia lowa a .i am Bellevue-1 laiu iniuni.....U p Colorado Limited all:Zi pm CiUkag'j bpeciat a i Ij aiu Chicago Expieaa a 4:2w pin Chicago Fhat express, a l SU piu Iowa Lot I a s.i& am Creslon-icwa Local a pm bU Louu Exprvsa a t:iiu K. C. uid fcv. joaepa....alu.s pm i. C aud be Josepu. ...a V:lsam c, C, ai.d bb rfUJt:pu....a 4-wpu Arrlv a 8.& d a i:10 pm a b.u vfn a k:lv pm a 4 :(M am a k:lv um aU:L piu a u:iv p u y.ut a a i :a p biu.-v a a .' 4 p a :0Va all Mu U a l.aa pm a k:tw am alu .jw am niv a kU.ii a a k.w a a k:w pm m WEIIiiTliH ITailoK--kifteealb aad MUaoarl Paelfla I ft V m S - - Acbura Local b(:Uiput bU:10pm . i i a. I'.hI 11U,i...uIi. m. vwvwaw. v . . - w-t - m Onaka Flcux City Express b 1:00 pm b 11:45 tm Omaha Local o ti au pm tloux City Passenger b LJItiu Twin City Paasengei ....b k:w am Emerson Local b 6-bi pm b (:10 am COPYRIGHT, IdlOt BY THE HEW YORK EVENING TELEGRAM (ItEWQrORK HERALD C04. AB Rightt Reserved. Brightside and His Boy "Please Pitty the Lonely Married Man." Their Latest Tabloid Sketch. BY LAFAYETTE PARKS. "Well, the glad vacation season has about arrived again," remarks Brlghtslde, yawn ing with that tired feeling, as Mother's worry enters to tune up for the evening duet. ;.. . 'The married ginks at the office have already begun to sing Hooray, Hooray!" Son replies, applying a match to a "cof fin nail." "New York is a lonesome place in the summer for a married man," eays Father, sympathetically. 'That's the con game they hand to the skirts," comments Son. "It's a wonder to mo how they ever get away with It. When hubby takes wlfle and the kias down to the steamboat pier to send them away where It will be cheap he tears off a sad and lonely scene that would make even Sarah Bernhardt spill the damp stuff. The chances are he doesn't wait till the boat's gangplank Is pulled In before he beats It in a taxlcab to meet the bunch to sap up tho Dutch Buds." 'Between attending to his business in the daytime and then trying to find a little recreation at night when he is all alone the man whose folks are in the country doesn't have a very pleasant time," ar gues Father. "Most of tho bunch of summer widowers can locate the recreation centers with blinders on their lamps," declares Son. 'And take it from me, Pop, they don't let their business put tho kibosh on a good time." 'I never can see anything attractive ln big city during the hot months," per sists Fattier. "At night tho streets are as empty as a village churchyard." "Far be it from mo to lead astray a homelovlng parent," says Son, with the suspicion that his father is seeking in- fit TEmj OFP A SAO AND formation, "but when mother beats It for the old homestead and this Harlem flat looks like an Eighth avenue store after a bargain sale, just hook up with your little Willie for an evening and watch tho giddy wheels go "round." "Purely as a tour of Investigation, in an effort to acquire sociological informa tion of value, I might consent to such an expedition," is Father's guarded way of accepting the bid. "Most of 'em begin that way,'-" retorts Son, knowingly. "To a cnap that knows there are worse places than little old New York In the good old summer time. Some guys can't see any fun unless they are pulling a leaky old mud scow up a river, raising blisters on their hands and putting a lobster colored sunset effect over their complexions. But give me a roof garden near Broadway and Forty-second street, swept by gin fizzes and other home made breezes, and I'll camp,' "Camping out In thv"eat country has a thousand delights that cannot be dupli cated in a city," enthusiastically asserts Father." "There are a bunch of things we can't match," Son admits, "but I couldn't find one, word with enough sulphur ln it to flt what I wanted to call 'em. When our tent blew down the first night out, the kerosene spilled over the bacon, the ants got Into the sugar, the rain soaked the coffee and a few other trifles like that were pulled off just to make us feel at home, I made up my mind I didn't care for camping." "The country air and the mountain scenery are features that appeal strongly to me," says Father. "The air always , gave me such an appetite." - "As I couldn't eat the scenery and had no way of canning up the air to bring home to turn loose ln the flat. I never figured out where I got my money's worth," Son complains. "Boarding ln a real old fashioned farm house, where you get fresh vegetables and fruits, right out of the garden, Is the acme of rural Joy," is Father'! optlmlBtlo belief." "They give that to you Jn the neatly printed circular when you write asking the price for board," explains Son. "What you really get Is salt pork and canned goods. They ship the garden nass to the city In exchange for more mazuma, which is not bo rural as It may appear on thf bills. That's why your little Willie pre fers to stay ln town." (Copyright, 1910, by the N. Y. Herald Co.) A Talk About How to Run a Newspaper BY GEO ROE ADE. Every man who has not tried It, thinks that he can edit a newspaper, write a comic opera and manage a hotel. I still believe that I know a lot about the hotel business. When I went to Chicago to help Victor P. Luwson uplift a community that did not want to be uplifted, I noticed every day, in going to the roof-garden, a large and well-lighted apartment In which a number of nobby gentlemen were seated at roll-top desks talking about circulation. Most of them were nmoklng and the more thoy smoker the more enthusiastic they became about tko clrctijation. I learned that these aristocrats of our profession were what Is known as the business end of the paper. About the time wo began to diagram the dally murder tliey would put on their top-coats and dog-skin gloves and saunter over to tho Auditorium hotel. In those days If a young man from some where out In the corn belt came to the of fice and applied for a Job ho was asked if he had attended a first-class western college. If he replied "yes" and could pro ducts a letter from the professor of English, showing that he had written articles for the college paper, he was put Into tho edi torial department ut (15 a week. If he cou d prove absolutely that he had not at tended any college, he watt assigned to the business department at (40 a week. I learned, upon Investigation, that I had mude a mistake In taking up the literary end of the game, so I resolved to go ln for advertising. I became a playwright, and the press agent and tho rest. After ten years In the rarlfied atmosphere of dra matic art as practiced today at (2 a seal, or (4 on the sidewalk, I feel that I am peculiarly qualified to sit on the Olympian Heights and talk In a prttctiral manner about American newspapers. I run proceed with safety because If J say anything un complimentary, I have a scrap book to prove that they btgan it. Everybody wants to help the editor. Not as regards cheaper would-pulp, or keeping down the pay roll; but with suggestions for filling up the paper, Mont people still believe that every newspaper must struggle every night to get enough real copy to sep arate the display ads. Being a post-graduate I know that you are compelled to throw columns and columns of stuff on the floor. Very often. In glancing over a longer edi torial I wonder what was thrown on the floor however, I am not disproved to up set any traditions merely to offer a few helpful hints. In tho first place the city newspaper of today as compared with the Indiana news paper of tho seventies ln anaemic, inverte brute, colorless and apologetic. The first newspaper with which I was associated came out almost every Thursday from a room over the hardware store. I got 'j cents a day and all the rol.er composition I could chew. The fires of civil war were still smoldering, lixllanla's chief occupa tion was politics. Nearly every man was voting as he shot, and some of them a good deal oftener. Our editorial mission was to keep the excltomont up to conceit prices. The office equipment consisted of a Washington hand press, a foot power Job press, a perennial towel and a few fonts of type mostly Italics. Ah. but we had an editor! Those were the palmy days of Journalism of which we hear so much at present. No taint of commercialism, no subservience to the counting room; be cause there wasn't any counting room, no cog-whee s or card indexes simply a ma gjeslio figurehead of an editor who wus animated by a high and patriotic resolve to promote manslaughter as often as possi ble. When he opened up on a rnun, the man's only escapu was to walk outside of our circulation, which he could do in about ten minutes. If you hear a man raving about the godlen age of American Journalism when each editor exercised un individual Influ ence and led tho way through the darkness with a f aming torch above bis lieud lot It go at that. For goodness sake don't take the trouble to examine the files of that wonderful period, or you may be dis couraged over your present efforts. I plead for a return of those heroic days when every editorial was a trumpet-blast and every paragraph was a firecracker. Wt used to go to press at 2 o'clock, und by i o'clock the whole population would be out on the streets waiting for the sounds of assault and battery. The old-time editor, the one we all read about, who stamped his Individuality on every Issue of his paper and didn't bother much about proof read ing or the press work. Do you remember what he culled a man If he didn't care niuch for him7 He didn't call him a molly, coddle, or an Insurgent, or a male-factor, or an undesirable. He said that the man was a poltroon, a hell-hound, a pusllanlm oua liar, an unmitigated horse thief, a Jackal, a marplot, a sniveling hyena, a caitiff, a reptile, a viper, a cur and a whelp. Here are a lot of valuable and ex pressive words, that are gradually being eliminated from our vocabulary because the editors of today, steeped In conimerclaltam, are. backing away from the high water mark si t by Wilbur P. Storey and have accepted llio leadership of Edward W. Bok. j Also, the newspapers of today are crlti-T clxed becuusu they are kind to the big ad vertiser. I think newspapers are somewhat under the domination of the big adver tiser. In fact, the big advertiser has got some of them so worked up that they want to run him for a third term. I read not long ago, that down In Brown county, Indiana, the front room of the county poorliouso a large, cheerful apart- incut with southern exposure and plant in the windows is occupied by a. man who, for many years, conducted a newspaper that pleased everybody. On the other Jid, Its hard to be eucceaaful without i!ltp pointing some of your best friends. M If you can t please all your friends, do ifie next best thing and please your subscriber