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THK BKE: OMAHA. TITKSIUY. MAY 10. IfllO.
REAL ESTATE LOANS
tOrtitlnu-! )
FIVE FEIt CENT UONBr
l loan on
Omaha business rroperty.
THOMAS BRF.NNAN.
Room t New Yor Lite Bldg.
LOANS to bom ovmri and home build
r. lth pilvllega of making partial pay.
tncnta semiannually.
W. H. THOMAS.
W Flrat National Bank Bid.
Farm Mortgages
On good Nebraska farms, drawing per
cent ate an excellent Investment for Idle
money. Safe, sure, well protected. Ak us
shout them.
1WYXK. INVESTMENT CO.,
Southeast Corner lath and Farnam.
8 A V K YOl'li MONET.
We me making more loans and selling
nnre loan than ever before In our history.
Oi.r loans bear higher rates than bonds
tii! are never for mote than one-half of
trie security ofteitd.
We Hlwavs have on hand a fresh supply
.r niortk'airs from which Investors may
cimo. e the amounts they wish.
We prepare wills, act us trustee and care
' i property.
I'KTHrtS TRfST CO. ,
s New Omaha Nat l Hank tlUl!:
REALESTATE WANTED
WE llAVE BUYERS FOH
i f. and i-room houses. II price ara right
. can sell your property for you.
NOWATA IANI AND LOT CO.
null 124 M. T. uh a:im-
SWAPS
FOR KXCHASdK-3.i00 Lincoln house,
P roorna for atock of clothing and fur
nishing goods. Address Y iMS. care of Bef.
W ANT MERCANDISE OR HARDWARE.
417 acres choice valley land near Whelllng.
Livingston County, Missouri, In high state
if cultivation, Uood improvements; a fine
itock and grain farm. Price $n",500. En
cumbrances light. J. R. Adkina, Council
muffs, la.
Mi;SlN!SS BLOCK, FAYING $:',400
per year. Corner, 3-story with basement.
Price lai.000. Will take hatf value in good
land, balance on low rate of Interest.
Nowata land ani r.oT company,
Suite 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red IM
gCARTER section of Holt county raw
land for stock of clothing and furnishing
goods. Address Y 'Ml, earn of Bee.
li.00 CASH and char 'lot worth about
. Want good rental property.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT COMPANY,
Sulle 624 N. Y. Life Bldg. Red im
WANTED TO TRADE-fl.000 to $5,000
worth of good clothing, furnishing goods
and shops for good land. Shirley, Bues
stetta Co., Humboldt, Neb.
WANT swaps or city property:
9 acres, Monona Co.. Iowa, $8,000.
90 acres, southeast Oklahoma. K.700.
3ai arres. Blaine Co., Neb., o.0.
Mt acres, Harrison Co., Iowa, $6,000.
!n acres. Monona Co., Iowa, $.0o0.
1n& acres. Holt Co., Mo., lUYOnO.
?W acres, Fremont Co., Iowa, $20,000.
100 acres. Holt Co., Mo., $M.000.
417 acres. Livingston Co.. Mo., $.17,000.
700 acres. Buchanan Co.. Mo., $56,000.
1.700 acres. Holt Co.. Mo.. $85,000.
J. R. ADKIN8, 1st Natl. Bank Bldg.,
Council Bluffs, la.
FOR SALE or trade outright, a foot
power welding device now In use; no steHm,
elertrlclty or gns necessary; simple foot
pressure; a fortune. Write for free booklet,
price $8,000. Midland Investment Co., Mo
Casrue Bldg.. Omaha.
TAILORS
MISFIT tailored suits $35 and $40 values
il $16. See A. Aubensteln, 211 S. 14th St.
Martin &. Rubin, Rm. 21 old U. 8. Bk. Bldg.
ad died
O. A. LINQUEST CO., IM PAXTON BLK.
MAX M ORRIS. $01 BROWN BLOCK.
V. TAUCHEN. Krui Theater Bldg.
WANTED TO BUY
SAFES One large and one medium aired
fcafe. State size and price. Address B 670,
Bee.
WANTED TO BOnUOW-$400 or $500 for
1 year. Will pay 10 per cent interest. Ad
dress, 11-578, Bee.
BEST PRICE paid tor second-hand furni
ture, carpets, clothing and shoes, 'Phoo
Douglas 71
HIGHEST prices paid for scrap metals
and rubbers. A. B. Alplrn. Omaha, Neb.
KEISER paya beat for furniture, eta
Antique furniture cheap. 1020 Center. D. 6oA
WANTED 6.000 feather beds. Writ or
'phone D. .1660, Metropolitan Feather Co..
03 N. 20trt.
WANTED TO BUY
6 OK 6 ROOM HOUSE TO MOVE
Will move at once.
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
624 New York Life Bldg. Red tJ!.
CHEAP, second-hand cash register. Call
Douglas 331.7. A-33t?7.
WANTED TO RENT
'e Are Getting Numerous Call
For House of All filsea. List With Us."
NOWATA LAND AND LOT CO..
U4 N. Y. Ufa Bldg. Pnona Red 199.
YOUNG COUPLE desire room and board
In refined private family; detached house
and front loom preferred. Please state full
pm ttculais. Address A 671. Bee.
WANTEDSITUATIONS
A FIRST-CLASS iiteward chef, colored, a
thorough caterer; take charge of club,
hotel, cafe or wealthy family; a good buyer
and munager and economical; good Chicago
references; understand handling help. Ad
dress W. T. Fuller, 2754 Lake St.
W ANTE D Work for after school hours
and Saturday; prefer work at private
place. 'Phone Doug. 660. Address B-672,
Be.
If you have anything to sell or exchange
advertise It In The Bee Want Ad columns.
GOVERNMENT NOTICES
OFFICE OF THE CONSTRUCTING
Quartermaster, Cheyenne, Wyoming, April
2'. 1910. Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will
be received at this office until 9:30 a. in.,
mnntain time. Thursday, Muy 12, 1910. at
which time they will be opened In public,
for grading and the construction of side
walk, gravel roads, drains, culverts, cross
ings, etc., at Fort D. A. Russell, W yoming
Estimated quantities as follows, vis.: 101.463
square feet sidewalks, 4H4 lineal feet stone
and brick crossings, 1.600 square feet of
concrete crossings, 25.600 lineal feet of con
crete curb and gutter, 18.238 aquare yards
of gravel roads. 86.019 cubic yards of fill.
Plans and specifications for the Inspection
of bidders are on file In thla office, also
(lie office of the Chief Quartermaster, De
partment of the Missouri, Omaha, Ne
braska, and the office of the Chief Quar
termaster, Department of the Colorado,
Denver, Colorado. Proposal blanks and
General Instructions to Bidders may be
had upon application to thla office. The
government reserves the right to reject or
accept any or all bids or any part thereof
Envelopes containing proposals should be
indorsed ' Proposals for construction, etc
Roads. Walks, etc.. Fort D. A. Russell!
Wyoming, to be opened May 12, 1910," and
addressed to V. K. Hart. Captain, 15th
Infantry. A. Q. M, U. S. A . In charge of
Construction. Room 3, Keefe Hall, Chey-
iliue, nyuming. AA-JUA12-3-10-11
FORT MEADE. 8. P.. JIA1 t. 1910
Sealed proposals, in triplicate, will be re
ceived here until 10 a. m.. Mountain tlm
June 1, 1910. for constiuct.ng Concr.-te
Dam and clearing reservoir site. In con
nection with Fort Meade, 8. u., water
sstem. Plana and specifications may be
seen at offices of Chief Quartermaster. De
partment of the Mlbsouil. Omaha. Neb.;
IMsuaitmeiit of the Colorado, Denver. Colo!;
Department of the Lakes. Chicago, 111
Department of Dakota, St. Paul, Minn'
and this office, at which latter place a i
Information may be obturned on applici-
i,in A ilerwki.lt nf 1IA Iiimiip
eouired before plans are sent on Inri m'.i
application. Envelopes containing proposal
hould be enlorsed "Proposals for Dam'
and addressed to Constructing Quarter
Piaiit M-I-$-l X7-ls
GOVERNMENT NOTICES
OFFICB OF THE CONSTRICTING
(juartermaster, Cheyenne. Wyoming, Mav
4. II'IO Sealed proposals. In triplicate, mil
be received at this office until 9:30 . m .
Mountain time. Monday, June a. 1!10. at
which time they will be opened In public,
for the construction of target butta, target
houses and range office, plans No. VA, St
Fort O. A. Russell. Wyoming. Plans and
siwelfiratlons for the Inspection of bidders
are fin file In this orrlce, also the nmees or
the chief quartermaster, department of the
Missouri. Omaha. Nebraska, and the chief
qiiarlermsMer. department of the Colorado.
Denver. Colorndo. Proposal blanks and
Kt'neini inn i run loop iu o.uci'ts limy oe rnu
upon application to this office. The guvern-
mniit rs.fefi'.i Ih. r i h I t . i rlal nt ....,.. t
any or all bids, or any part thereof. En-!
I-bI.i Fin r.illl. Ininll nn.lUMa ! hntiM hn an. 1
dorsed. "Proposals for target butts, etc..
Fort 1. A. Russell, Wyoming, to be opened
June K. 1!H0," and addressed to V. K. Hart,
Captain 15th Infantry. Acting (Juarter
mai'tor, l'nited States Army, in charge of
Construction. Riotn 3. Keefe Hall. Chey
enne, Wyoming. mSf-lO-U-lS-JiM
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE OF SALE OF IRRIGATION Dis
trict bonds To all whom it may concern:
Notice hereby given that the Board of
Directors oi the Kimball Irrigation District
has declared its Intention to sell and will
sell the entire issue of the bonds of aald
dlEtrlct heretofore authorized to be issued
by said board and by the electors of said
district, to-wit: The sum of TWo Hundred
and Kitty Thousand U:u0.000 Dollars or any
part of aald Issue, at the office of aald
loard on the corner of First ana Chestnut
(streets in Kimball, County of Kimball and
State of Neb-aska, on Saturday, May 14
llu, at the hour of 12:00 o'clock noon. Sealed
proposals will le received by tne board at
lis said office for the purqhase of said
bonds until the day and hour nam! above,
at which time the said board will open
the proposa'a and award the purchase of
the bonds to the highest responsible bidder
cr bidders, the board, however, reserving
the right to reject any and all bids. No
bonds can be sold bv aald board at le:
than ninety-five (96ft) per cnt of their
face value. The said bonds are payable
In from ten to twenty years a. id bear six
per cent Interest, payable semi-annually;
both Interest and principal being payable
from assessments levied upon all tha real
estate In aald district. All blda must be
accompanied by certified check, payable to
the older of the Kimball Irrigation District
for not less than two (2) per cent of tha
amount of the bid. said check to be re
tained by the district as liquidated damage
In case the bid which said check accom
panles shall be accepted by the board and
the bidder shall refuse or fail to. carry out
bis bid. By order of the Boaid of Directors.
THE KIMBALL IRRIGATION DISTRICT,
by I. 8. Walker, President. Attest: Fred
R. Morgan, Secretary. A21d 24 1
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS NOTICE IS
hereby given that scaled proposals for
building and furnishing an addition to the
veraiRte school house in accordance with
plans and specifications to be furnished by
the Board of Education will be received by
the Board of Education of School District
No. 3 of Knox county, Nebraska, at the
office of Harry A. Walker In the town of
erdlgre, Nebraska, on or before May 15.
1910. Each bid must be accompanied by a
certified check for $u00. The board reserves
the right to reject any or all bids. The
plans and specifications are now on file in
the office of said Harry A. Walker, where
they may be Inspected. Harry A. Walker,
secretary. M6d7t
RAILWAY TIME CARD
UMOIV STATION Tenth and Mason.
Union rnclfle Leave Arrive
San Fran. Ov'rl'd Ltd. 8:13 a. m. 11:30 p. m.
Chi. & Pap. F'st Mail. 4:10 p. m. 6:45 p. m.
Atlantic Express 6:45 a. ni.
Oregon Express 4:00 p. in. 6:30 p. m.
Oregon-Wash. Ltd 12:40 p. m. 8:40 p. m.
i-ienver special u:47 a. in. 12:30 a. ni.
Colorado Special 11:48 p. m. 7:43 a. m.
Colorado Express .... 2.50 p. m. 8 00 p. m.
North Platte local.... 8:16 a. m. 4:46 p. m.
Grand Island Local... 6:29 p. m. 10:30 a. m.
Lincoln-Beat. Local. . .12:41 p. m. 1:20 p. m.
Val. & Cen. City Lcl. .12:41 p. in. 1:30 p. m.
lllluvla Central
Chicago Express a 7:00 am a 2:45 pm
Chicago Limited a 6:00 pm a 7:46 am
Minn. -St. Paul Exp b 7:00 am
Minn. -St. Paul Ltd a 6:00 pm a 7:45 am
Oinaha-Ft. Dodge Loc.b 4:16 pm bll:3S am
Chicago A Northwestern.
EASTBOUND. ,
Omaha Express a 7:00 am al2:36 am
Chlchgo Local a 12:05 pm a 3:a piu
Colorado-Cnlcago a 6:20 pm a 3:2 pm
Chicago Special a 6:00 pm a 7:66 am
Pacific Coast-Chicago.. a 6:00 pm a 8:28 pm
Los Angeles Limited a 9:10 pm al2:M) pm
Overland Limited all:4o pm a 7:45 am
Denver Special al:40 am a 6:3J am
Carroll Local a 4:30 pm a 9:60 am
Fast Mail a 3:2a pm
NORTHBOUND.
Twin City Express ....a :60 am al0:20 pin
Sioux City Local a 3:46 pm a 3:28 pm
Minn. & Dakota Ex. .. .a 7:00 pin a 9:16 am
Twin City Limited a 9:00 pm a 7:30 am
WESTBOUND.
Llncoln-Chadron a 7:50 am a 11:00 am
Norfotk-bonesteel a 7:60 am alO:45 pm
Long l'lne-So. Platte. ..b 2:16 m a 6:20 pm
Hastings-Superior b 2:15 pm b 6:20 pm
Deadwuod-liot bpgs a 3:oo pin a ii.it Hi.
Caapei -Land er a 2:65 pm all:o0 am
Frtinont-Albion D g:x piu u l:3j pm
Ihlcaiio, Hark Island Pacific
EAST.
Rocky Mountain Ltd. ...a 3:40 am al0:30 pm
Iowa Local a 4:30 pm
Chicago Day Express.. a 8:58 am
Dea Moines Local a 4:00 pm Ml2:30 pit
Iowa Local bl0:36 am b 9:66 pm
Chicago-Eastern Exp. . .a 4:40 pm a 1:15 pm
Chicago-Nebraska Ltd. a 6:us pm a :04 ara
WEST.
Chicago-Nebraska Ltd.
for Lincoln a 8:25 am a 6:47 pm
Colo, and Cal. Exp a 1:26 pm a 4:30 pm
Okla. and Texas Exp.
Kocky Mountain Ltd.
W abash
Omaha-St. Louis Ex..
.a 2:30 pm a 1:60 pm
.al0:40 pm a 3:35 ant
.a 6:30 pm a 9:25 am
.a 7:30 am a 11: 15 iin
Mail and Express
Stanberry Local (from
Council Bluffs ;..b 6:00 pm b 10. 15 am
Missouri Pacific
K. C. & St. L. Ex a 9:40 am a 6:35 ara
K. C. St St. L. Ex. Uv
Sat. U p. m all:15 pm a 6:30 pre
Chicago MUwanU.ee A St. rani
Overland Limited all:4$ pm a 8:00 am
Omaha-CI.icago Ex a 7:15 am a 9:30 am
Colorado Special a 7:51 am all: .13 pm
Colo. -California Ex a 6:00 pm a 3:26 pin
Perry-Omaha Local b 6:16 pm ull.Uj ym
Chicago Ureat Western
Chicago Limited a 5:00 pm
Twin City Limited a S:iiu pm a 8:00 am
Chicago Express a 8:46 pm
Twin City Express a 9:00 am a 9:00 pm
BURLINGTON UTATION Tenth and
Mason.
Burlington
Leave. Arrive.
Denver and California.. 4:10 pm a 3:45 pm
Puget Sound Express. ..a 4:10 pm a 6:10pm
Nebisska pointa a 8 JO am a 6:10 pm
Black Hills a 4.10 pm a 610 pm
Northwest Express all:26 pm a 7:00 am
Nebraska points a 8:20 am a 6:10 pm
Lincoln Mall b 1:20 pm al2 :15 pm
Nebraska Express a 9:16 am a 6 10 pm
Lincoln Local b 9:0$ am
Lincoln Local a 7:25 pm a 7:50 Dm
chuyltr-Piattsmoulh....b 3:05 pm bl0:20am
Plattsmouth-Iowa a 9:18 am a8:tom
Bellevue-Platti mi utli....al2.8'j pm it 2:4uptn
Colorado Limited all. 25 pm a 7:00am
Chicago Special a 7 15 am all :06 pm
Chicago Expreas a 4:20 pm a 3:55 pm
Chicago Fast Express, u S-20 ini aS.VOani
Iowa Locsl a 9:15 am al0:30am
Creston-Iowa Local a 3:30 pin al0:30am
St. Louis Express a 4:30 pin all:4uani
K. C. end St. Joseph. .. .al0:45 pm a 6:46 am
K. C. and St. Jbsepii....a 9:15 am a 6:10 pm
K. C. ar.d St. Joseph a 4:30 pm
WEBSTER STATION Fifteenth and
Webster.
Missouri Pacific
Leave. Arrive,
.b 3:50 pm blj :10 pm
Minneapolis A
Auburn Local
Chicago, SI. F
Omaha
Sioux City Express b 3:00 Pm bll:46 am
Omaha Local c 20 pm
Sioux City Passenger b 9:20 pm
Twin City Passenger. .. ,b 8:30 am
Sioux City Local u ara
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SIDELIGHTS ALONG
WASHINGTON BYWAYS
Sereno K. rane, floor leader of the
house of representatives, is weary tinto
death. Not since the tariff bill was In the
house and he was bombarded with ques
tions for two days has the chairman of
way and means committee been called
upon to exert himself as he .has since "Jim"
Man brought the administration railroad
bill Into the house.
Members of the house are not disposed
to accept the bill as It was sent to con
gress by Attorney General Wlckersham.
They arc displaying an annoying dlxposi-
tion to have something to say as to how
the law shall go on to the statue books.
Each amendment offered by a democrat or
Insurgent la resisted vigorously by Mr.
Mann. On each vote Representative Ben
nett, of New York, who la presiding over
the house while the bill Is under consider
ation, counts noses. Whatever result he
may announce there Is dissatisfaction, and
either a democrat or an Insurgent with de
mand tellers. It is upon hearing such a
demand that Sereno E. Payne grows Ir
ritable. Mr. Payne cannot move around the house
with agility. Nature has endowed him
with much superfluoua flesh. Being floor
leader, ,Mr. Payne has to vote on every
proposition In order that"" he may set a
good example to the younger members.
Hence when tellers are called for he wad
dles down the aisle, passes through the (ell-
ers, shuffles up the incline In the center
aisle, crosses over at the rear of the house
to the republican side, and thumps down
another aisle to his seat. He has scarcely
made himself comfortable when there is
another call, and so it goes all day long.
Some members had tho temerity to ask
Mr. Payne one night after the house had
been parading all day if he would walk
home.
"Walk?" grunted Payne. "Why, I've
walked more miles In the house during
the last two weeks than Weston ever
walked In his life."
"As old Knute goes, so goes Minnesota."
That is the theory on which the great
Texture and Flavor of Meat.
Although meats vary greatly In the
amount of fat which they contain and to
a much less degree In their protein con
tent, the chief difference to be noted be
tween the cheaper and more expensive cuts
Is not so much in their nutritive Value as
In their texture and flavor. All muscle
consists of tiny fibers which under the
microscope are seen to have the form of
lubes. These fibers are .tender in young
animals and In those parts of older animals
in which there has-been little muscular
strain. Under the backbone In the hind
quarters is the place from which the ten-
ilerest meat comes. This is usually railed
the tenderloin. Sometimes in beef and also
In pork it is taken out whole and some
times It Is left to be cut up with the reRt
of the loin. In old animals, and in those
parts of the body where there has been
much muscular action, the neck and the
legs for example, the muscle fibers are
tough and hard. But there Is another point
which is of even greater Importance than
this. The fibers of all muscle are bound
together In bundles and In groups of bun
dles by- a thin membrane which Is known
as connective tissue. This membrane. If
heated In water or steam is converted into
r
The Onlooker
Michigan bank robber aays his sweet
heart drove hlrr to crime. Men haven't
changed since Adam's time. Not even
found any new excuses.
Reported In Washington that Colonel
Roosevelt Is for President Taft to succeed
himself and Collector Loeb to be governor
of New York. I's very kind of the colonel,
while he Is so busy regulating the affairs
of Europe, to give us a passing thought.
By the way, the date chosen for Colonel
Roosevelt's arrival here, June 18, Is the
anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo.
Now-, when he reaches London, don't land
tha colonel at Waterloo station.
We ara to have lectures on "Chantecler."
Might touch on the price of eggs and the
cold storage proposition.
Member of tre Illinois legislature says
KNEW THE SIGNS,
4W
"Oh cr popper, darling"
It's no use, Clara; your mother
got in first Try bar
jf1 1
rntss of republican voters In Minnesota
decide public qurstlona of moment, ac
cording to a member of the house from
that state. 1-
When l'nited States Senator Knute Nel
son decided to become an Insurgent during
the tariff session of the present congress
Minnesota republicans became Insurgents
and all of their representatives In the
house, with the exception of "Jim" Taw
ney, took their cue from Knute and In
surgfd also. At this session Knute de
cided that he would Insurge against the
mil load bill. Minnesota members of the
house decided that it would be wise to
adopt a similar attitude and they, too, are
"again" the pet rrqriuction of Attorney
General Wlckersham.
Out In Minnesota the Norwegian and
Swedish vote decides the fate of ambitious
statesmen. Knute Nelson Is a Norwegian
by birth and he can gf-t the state of mind
of that element of voters In his state
quicker than any other man living. Inci
dentally he makes It his business to see
that the state of mind referred to haa a
high regard for the personality and states
manlike ability of one Knute Nelson.
They tell a story in the senate cloak
rooms about a campaign orator who was
delivering speeches In Minnesota. He mar
velled at the hold Nelson had on the peo
ple of the state. One day he was discuss
ing the subject with a Norwegian politl-
To PU?JE
cal boss. To his amazement he discov
ered that the rest of the folks ln Wash
ington, who were generally supposed to
have something to do with shaping the
destiny of the nation, were a lot of ama
teurs when compared with Nelson. He
therefore decided to rut the matter to a
supreme test.
"Knute Nelson," the Norwegian boss had
declared, "he ban smart feller. Smartes'
feller In whole worl."
"Do you think Nelson la as smart as Je
hovah?" the campaigner asked.'
"Wal," answered the Norwegian, scratch
ing his head reflectively. "Knute he ban
young feller yet." "i '
gelatin. The process goes quickly If the
meat is young and tender; more slowly If
it Is tough. Connective tissue is also solu
ble in acetic acid, that acid to which the
sourness of vinegar Is due. For this reason
it is possible to make meat more tender
by soaking It In vinegar or In vinegar and
water, the proportions of the two depend
Ing on the strength of the vinegar. Sour
beof or "sauer fleisch," as It Is known to
Germans, Is a palatable dish of this sort.
Since vim-gar Is a preservative this sug
geats a method by which a surplus of beef
may be kept for several days and then
converted Into a palatable dish.
he received $1,000 to vote for a United
States senator. Huh! State senators bring
that elsewhere.
See that John T. McCutclieon, the artist
who Is hunting lr. Africa, was treed by an
elephant. Probably an Indignant beast that
on a deserted picnic ground In the Jungle
had run across a Sunday supplement con
taining some of Mc's sketches.
Honest yeomen of Monroe county will
be interested In the rumor from beyond
seas that the soulmate season has been
officially declared open by Mr. Ferdinand
P. Earle.
So far as heard from, Weston, the walk
er, was queen of tha May.
Oh, by the way, as reasoning beings,
are we supposed to believe, after weeks of
research, that "Harry Levlnson, Aleck
Anderson and Belle Moore, the latter two
beings negioes," as . all the papers point
out, are the Alpha and Omega of the white
siave traffic in New York?
One of i he promoters Is quoted as say
ing that the', rlpg fatality In the Moran
McCarthy conteht will have no effect on
the holding of the big fight as "neither
Jeffries nor Jthneon Is likely to seriously
hurt the other." And yet that Isn't Just
what the promoter meant to say.
Much missed in the Wild West show is
"Johnnie" Baker, whose exhibitions of
markmanshlp standing on his head shoot
ing glass balls and all that sort of thing
ustd to be a feature. The frontiersman
was detected In the arena rigged up In a
disreputable looking pink Mother Hubbard,
with a Hindoo turban on his hrad and
whirling Dervish sllpp'rs at the other end,'
shamefacedly otciscelug the tame east
part of ihe rnlf rtaiurnent.
Why f
We starve each other for love's caress:
We lake, but we do not give;
It seems so eay some soul to please.
But we dole (he lov e grudgingly I. and
hss.
Till 'tis Lltu-i and haid to live.
Home Chat.
L An. 1
Km
wva e daisy PyrayK. JvwM'li
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BY AMEHB MAN.
The boss of the establishment ripped
open the yellow telegram, read It, frowned,
muttered a few things, which luckily were
Inaudible to his hovering spouse, and then
asked, as though he knew the answer:
"Is It Just as bad to think words as to
say them?"
"It depends on what you are thinking,"
temporised the Boss' wife, who, needless
to say, had been metamorphosed Into an
interrogation mark weighing 140 pounds
the moment the telegram was delivered.
"My long lost cousin from Buffalo will
be here with his blushing bride In half an
hour," explained the Boss. "Send Mary
out to lasso the fatted calf! Do they keep
fatted calves In delicatessen stores?"
"Oh, my dear, we can't do that!" his
wife protested. "We'll have to take them
to the most glaring, glided, expensive, aw
ful place we can think of! Otherwise,
they'll go back home and tell people how
poor we are and what a 'piker' my husband
Is."
"Oh, well," philosophically observed the
Bess, "we might as well make -the best
of It. That telegram must have been de
layed, so by the time you are dressed
they'll be here."
Now, the prejudices of the Boss' wife
were equalled only by her charms at
least, that Is a liplomatio way of putting
the case. One of these prejudices was to
the effect that every woman not an In
habitant of New York had a great deal
to learn, especially In matters relating to
dress and deportment, from any feminine
resident of our seething citv.
The 'education of the cousin from Buf
falo began when her prospective hostess
got Into her quietest dinner gown, arranged
her hair in its simplest but most becoming
style and crowned the severly classic
coiffure with her most unobtrusive hat.
"There!" she exclaimed, surveying the
perfect whole with satisfaction. "For once
I've got everything new and everything to
match. I'm almost glad they're coming."
And while she was In this mood of well
dressed resignation the cousins from Buf
falo arrived.
The Boss did not notice his own cousin
particularly. He has seen him before, and
there was nothing distinctive or objec
tionable In liJs appearance. But It was far
otherwise with the bride.
She was young; she was good looking;
she was raw and extraordinarily flam
boyant. Everything that a dressmaker
could do to enhance her rawness and flam-
Treatment to Keep
A woman who goes abroad at this sea
son should pack In her traveling outfit
lotions that will keep her skin nourished.
Fr - ex.i:.iple, a quart cf barley water,
made by sir.'tneiing barley until the water
becomes thick as light cream, should be
Included in the toilet list. The liquid is
thicker when cold than when it Is warm.
To prepare It two ounces of barley to a
quart of water Is a desirable proportion,
and the length of time for cooking de
pends upon the strength of the heat. To
one quart of the liquid, when cold, should
be put a teaspoonful of borax, dissolving
it fit st in a little cold water. A teaspoonful
of tincture of benzlon is also added, when
the water is cold. ,
Thla combination produces a lotion that
Is both cleansing and softening to the
Daily Health Hint
1 1'uie milk is ST per cent water hikI may
further diluted by bleed. feed niu
greed, and lis value as food Uimiiili-h. d
thereby.
Establishment
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TO Bc&s" Relative
OUTSHONE HIS OWN WIF&
hoyaiuy had been accomplished. Nothing
that might have emphasized her youth or
her unsophixtlcated beauty had been done.
Her manner showed a combination of un
expected timidity and inspirational bold
necs equally disconcerting to the subdued
poise of the Boss' wife. She wore many
rings nine or ten In fact and the cost of
all of them put together might have pur
chased one good stone. A sjiowy enamel
watch pinned to one ehoulder proclaimed
the passing hour to friend and foe.
"I'm so glad she's had the chance to meet
a woman like you," paid the Boss In a con
jugal aside. "You man teach her such a
lot she needs to know."
Tho Boss' wife already Inflated by a
silent comparison of her own expensive
harmonies with the blatant splendor of the
new arrival, grew even more patronizing
under the Boss" praise. '
"Poor little thlnj;!" she reflected. "She's
not so had. She needs somebody to tell her
a few things to form lur style. It would
be a real Kindness for me to undertake It."
Later they tat across the tuble from each
other In a lestaurant f imous among set kcrs
after notoriety, but notorious among those
seeking anything else.
"Say!" observed the up-state bride, with
Complexion Smooth
skin, for though barley water Is not nour
ishing, It has a refined effect. This liquid
should be put on with a piece of soft old
muslin, wiping the face and throat thor
oughly with It, as though It were water.
Should there be after effect of stickiness
11 final wiping with rose water must be
Chen. 1
To neutralize any drying effect of the
wind during the day a simple cream, made
by putting three drams of sweet almoin!
oil, with one dram of rone water, thor
oughly mlxtd and scented with a few drops
of rose essence should be rubbed Into the
kln ut night, wiping off any superfluum
amount. Ilom-y is slightly bleaching, an
well as southing, and r,o Is especially
adapted to use when at sea.
In place of face powder a woman should
put on a liquid balm when dressing for tho
day. It Is madn from two ounces of pure
oxide of zinc, one dram each of glycerine
and orange water, flvediups of tincture of
benzoin and eight drops cf exsence of
violets. The zlno is to be dissolved In half
the sweet water aji.d the glycerine and
benzoin are combined, when the other half
of the orange water la aelii-d (o them, and
the two mixtures put together lust. This
preparation Is applied with an old piece of
1 muslin, and should be washed off at night.
UfJ.
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His Wife Gets a Few Points on Dress
from His Country Cousin.
the singularly piercing tone of a high
soprano singing In a phonograph, "Is that
Lillian Russell over there? Why, I thought
It was! I's stuck on that pin she haa on
the back of her neck. But, say, Jim has
promised me a diamond horseshoe! I think
they look cute on the back of a collar;
don't you?"
The Boss, unfamiliar with the niceties of
feminine costume, could not understand
the look of anguish which swept over his
wife's countenance.
"The best people In New York, tha
Boss" wife said primly, "don't wear dia
mond horseshoes In their collars, and If
you were to do such a thing abroad you'd
be lost absolutely lost."
The brldo from Buffalo did not look Im
pressed. She did not even seem to b
enlightened. On the contrary, she bristled
visibly.
"1 guess what's good enough for the
president of the Woman's Club back horn
Is good enough for me," the bride an
swered belligerently.
And then, to rover the constrained pause
which followed, the visitor began to hum
the atr the orchestra was playing.
"Say," she began again, "an awful
pretty tune Is all the go In Buffalo Just
now. It's 'Rings on Her Fingers and Belli
on Her Toes.' lo you know It?" She
turned to her husband and, with a finality
that suggested not c little- the manner of
a section bo.s. she said: "Send a note to
tho band and have 'em play It."
The note was sent, the tune was played
and applauded rapturously and noisily by
the brldo and bridegroom, while the Boss
and his wife, who had never before at
tracted so much tittentinn In n nnhlln nl.A.
vowed Inwardly that they would nevejy
show themselves In that restaurant aga.!
For the rest nf the evening a cool politl
ness replaced the patronizing kindness of
the hostess' earlier rranner. The Bosa
was not so uncharitable,
"Poor little girl," he reflected as h
watched the flushed face of the bride, "sh
has a heap to learn. It will do her a lot of
Kood- to know my wife."
On the way out to the waiting taxlcak
the "poor little girl," who had reached a
htate- of after dinner frankness, 'remarked
to him:
" Your wife's an awfully pretty woman
Isn't she? ami I know I'm not much t
look at; but, do you know, I noticed a lot
more men looking at me than looked at
her tonight? It must be the way she
dresses. I'll have to put her wise to a few
things."
(Copyright, 1910, by the X. Y. Herald Co.)
on Ocean Voyage
It may be tinted with a grain of carmine,
if one wishes. MAIUJAUKT MIXTF.R.
VERY DIFFERENT.
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temperament t"
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