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THE OMAIIA SUNDAY BEE: 'MAY 17, 1903.
TUB SPIRIT or TUB It AYV. strong. They attacked the mayor,
For more than five-months the at- grilled the Board of Education and
TOVKDED BT EDWAUD ROSBTWATEit ftention of the American people baa pointed out the path of plain duty for
been riveted on the American navy lall the city officials. This was,, or
closer than ever In time of peace. The course, Just a warming-up process,
cruise from Norfolk to San Francisco The next step was to reform the mor-
was more or less of a spectacle, al- als of the town and the bulging-browed
though attended by very little spectac- book-taught Journalists ent at that
The columns of the
with the
I Tie Omaiiat Sunday Beb
Victor robetwatkr, editor.
Kntwred at Omibk Powtotflce aa second
(Aaaa matter.
fwrty 7 twtooot Sunday). on yf..Hn ular effort It was made under busl- with a vengeance,
lhi B and Sunday, on year ne8B conditions, and for the very ep- paper were Illuminated
Saturday Bee, on year'..!.'.. .. -W I parent purpose of showing the world names, street addresses and all the de-
delivered BT carrier: what tne new Bhip8 flying Uncle Sam's tails about the Joints In the town
Iaity Bee (wwhout Sunday). 'per week. iioo flag could do. That each vessel com- They told where poker and faro could
E'inJ b t-Vth'sundrvf 'k. i Pleted the long cruise In perfect ship- be played, and what the limit was,
Address aa complaints of irregularities l gjjaDe and was ready at the finish, as They wound up with giving the names
I in delivery to City Ctrrolatlon iepaxunouv i - ( tnr
fight," to quote the sententious utter- these purposes, a list of the most reg-
ance of Its commander, Is the highest ular patrons and called upon the Judge
possible tribute to the efficiency of of the district court to summon a
this arm of the fighting service of the grand Jury and complete the cyclone of
United States. reform. Then the paper was sent to
But It takes more than ships to press and the tired but happy editors
make a navy. In 1898 the theoretical waited for results. They came.
warriors of Europe figured out beyond The Judge of the district court called
peradventure of a doubt the advantage a special grand Jury and yanked every
Spain had on both land and sea in a member of the college editorial staff
war with the United States. These before it as - witnesses. The faculty
calculations were very exact and very of the university became Interested
convincing, but they omitted the one I and wanted to know where the stu
essential factor they did ifot take dents gained their familiarity with the
full and complete I into consideration the snirit of the gambling dens and other disorderly
Sunday Bee i printed during tha mouth of navyv It was tne manxbehind the gun resorts, rarents are demanding m
ApriJ, lsot, was- aa taJiows:- that counted in the long run, and the formation on the same subject and the
M.MO IS... se.iw ... .
W , OT.140 theorists had entirely misapprehended send the amateur editors to Jail for
aeaao P,rlt of the American navy, libel, perjury and other crimes unless
H. 3,S80 Dewey's achievement at Manila and they produce evidence to support their
36460 the battle of the captains" at Santiago charges
14!"!!"!! aaisso Proved that the successors to John dents in the school of Journalism have
St . 36,580 Paul Jones and all the glorious line of learned the Important lesson that a
- naval captains who followed him were fluent command of vitrollc language
21 '!!!"!! 36,9510 nt wanting In that indomitable cour- and an unbridled pen are not the only
tt 36,990
omcKS
0"rmha The. Bee Building.
Couth Omaha City Ifall Building.
Council Bluffe 16 Soott Street.
CMraao-1640 University Building.
Now York Rooms 1101-1102. No. M Went
Thirty-third Btrt. .
Washington 726 Fourteentn mre . w.
f Comrminloatlons relating to news and edi
torial matter should be addressed: vimaca
UoU Editorial Department.
ij REMITTANCES.
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II Wl I II W 9JW bmsm V Mri 1
.fl rrab( to Th Be Publlh.n company.
r-i Ovtlw a(AiMMi pswIvm1 In DAVmem Ol
j! mall accounts. praon.U eheckfl. except on
j Omaha or eastern exchange, not acoepteo.
STATEMENT OP CIRCULATION.
1 fttat f KttrMkA. Dnutflna County. M..
'1 fl.w . T TVahtirk tramrr or i ni nra
8 ' tha (ha Actual nnmhar fif
thority, declares that the fly la the! workmen and the relations ot capital
greatest distributer of typhoid fever and labor. Most ot tho ngures are
I ... a a. a A I
germs. His description QJ tne iiy s not true ana wouia not d impurwui
method ot dealing disease and death if they were.
follows:
The fly lives and moves and has its Some of the aspirants tor tne presi-
being in dirt. It breeds and feeds in dirt dentlal nomination are denying the
and as it never wipes its feet the results rep0rt that they have withdrawn In
caa oe .mapnea. JO a.pe. any i.u.- faTor ( Mr Taft WM ot neceB.
doubt plates of gelatine have been exposed
where files could walk upon them, and ry. The republican voters have
within forty-eight hours there were clearly simply withdrawn from them In favor
recorded tracks of the footprints of the 0f Taft.
flies written In clumps of bacilli sown by
their imny teet. with a singTe speca con- The . worna whf stopped Mark
talnlng S.000. We cannot disinfect the fly , A . ... ... .
nor make h.m w.ne hi. feet, but w. can Twa,n on the ln8l8t4
exterminate him utterly. 8he recognized him as Buffalo BUI has
The only way to fight the fly then started a trouble Mark and Buffalo
is to fight dirt. There is no way to kill uill may settle between tnomseives, as
the fly egga and the ability of the pest doubtless both feel Indignant enough
to reproduce Itself la marvelously over It
treat. The only effective plan Is to
I T - vti r v. 1. i ...
abolish dirt wherever found. The """" "uu 01 i,,ew ,u u ,u
Trunin- nf Annr nA windows aids I tervlew in London, says that the demo-
In reducing the aisease-spreader's crat are Bure t0 w,n ,n tne campaign.
sphere of activity, but it does not go to
t 36,900
S 86,750
.. 37,010
t.. 863O0
37,380
t.. 4740
37,040
37,140
19..; 37,060
11.. 37,090
II........... 37MIO
II... 37,340
14 3730
It..; 37,130
stable, the open garbage can, the pools
of standing water, the butcher shops
and like places that almost all flies
are bred. Cleanliness tn the stables
and markets Is the only safe and cer
tain remedy for the fly evil. Dr.
Hutchinson declares that In five years
of concentrated effort In getting pure
water, sanitary sewage disposal, the
cleaning of backyards and the general
removal of breeding places of flies,
typhoid fever can be eliminated. That
is worth working for and every citizen
should aid In the campaign to health-
fulness over the dead body of the fly,
SO 36,970
Totals 1,108,630
U Las unsold and returned coplea.. 11.341
Net total 1,097,179
Dally average 88.873
GEORGE B. TZ8CHUCK.
Treasurer.
flnhaitA In m nreaenre and sworn
' to before me tnis 1st day of May, 1U04.
meal.) tiutituni u
w ' Notary Public
WIIEX. OCT Or TOWN,
f bvcrlbera leavvtas the city tem
porarily skoal havi The Baa
aaatlaa t taeaa. Addreaa will be
ehaasaa aa eftea aa raeatad.
1 The Booster's club of La Porte, Ind.,
, will hardly get out a souvenir spoon
, bearing the picture of Mrs. Guinness.
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age and fiery dash that has made the qualifications of the successful Jour
American navy great ever since the naiist.
first emblem of the nation was un
furled aloft above the quarter-deck. Japas IS dire straits.
The new navy is still actuated by I Japan's towering national ambition,
thlB spirit. Its movements are marked which has led to the appropriation of
by wonderful alertness, and the young vast amounts of money for the build-
men who make up the companies ng of a powerful navy and the main
assembled on that great fleet now in tenance of a monster army, has created
Pacific waters are the very pick of the a most Interesting condition for the
nation's youth. Whether it is for fun, students of history and economics. The
or for fight, or for frolic, tbey can be nation Is on the verge of bankruptcy
trusted. The honor of the nation and and the condition Is growing more serl-
the peace ot the world Is safe in their oua daily. Agents of the Nippon gov
hands. The spirit of the American eminent are now in this country trying
navy was never higher than at the to negotiate heavy loans for which
present time. Japan agrees to pay 9 per cent inter
est. The national debt of Japan al
Salaries of ministers. ready amounts to about $2,000,000,-
Methodlsts, as well as churchmen of 000, or nearly double that ot the
' v orcnard iB a little slow in other denominations, will find interest United States. The government ex-onfesslna-
that he committed that ,n the addre of the bishops ot the penses of Japan for, the last year were
' am Mr. niiinnpav einoaiBl cnurcn to tne general con- nearly as large as those of the United
, DUOI.u .u.,. ference at Baltimore
. firm I
' salaries or ministers of the church, one-twentieth of the wealth of this
The new peace palace at Washing- T8 addresB of the bishops la really a country. , The Toklo Gazette shows
1 r.n has hn wisely located out of the report concerning the affairs ot the that the clearings of the Toklo banks
line between the White House and con- j church, with certain recommendations tor the month of March of this year
J B1I. reiauve 10 policies ana practices. After ere only anout one-fourth what they
I .. 1 I .1 1 . . .. I a .
buuwiuk i" caurcn nas peen making were xor me corresponding month of
'A physician asserts that babies cry great strides, having more than 3.000,- 1907, while'the transactions on the
5 because they are Overfed. Girl babies uuu memDers and over 20,000 pastors, Stock exchange decreased by almost
may err for that reason, but boy ba- th bishops direct attention to the fact 75 Per cent
1 iIp never inai me worn or the church has been l&e situation does more than em-
I. 1 1 .... ... . ! . .. ... .. .. .. .
1 iiuuiyereu ana reiaraea Decause the pnasize me rony or tne talk that has
These candidates wno priae mem- Hummers 01 me cnurcn nave not been neen current ror more than a year of
j; selves that they "look like Lincoln properly compensated for.; their Japan's desire to engage the United
I would be more proud If they could run services. ' States In war. It demonstrates the
, like Lincoln. it is a notorious fact that ministers ract that the Nipponese government
v ' of the Mehodlst church an a nlnaa o ta has overreached, itself In th nthimi.f tn
The production of pig iron has fal- poorly paid, although the same char Place the nation in ranks of the first.
len Off 60 per cent in me yr. resta reasonably strong aeainat othAr class powers of the world. The na.
ii v. . v. . tnn a the fitrnat nltr Irnn I -i - ... 1 I., . .. .
m in iu iu6uu6u v 1 ucuuuuuhuuub, i ne country has been uon s capacity ror SDendlna; monev
'l Is "on the hog. slow to abandon the long-established aeems to be unlimited, without the ac-
,uca i"""-1" wora 01 a minister should """vanjing aouuy on me part or Its
u "Getting Married" la .the title ot paramount to the compensation or statesmen to devise revenue-raising
rt Bernard Shaw's . new play. Lillian any other consideration. It la true methods that will not impoverish the
Russell could appear In the title role doubtless, that men do not enter tha People. The Japanese have plunged
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without a rehearsal.
The Black Hand has demanded
ministry because ot the attractiveness ,nt0 aet without apparent thought of
of the salaries attached to the work, the tact that pay day always com.es
but. fl t tha ea ma Hnm V. -1. - . . i a rnnn d Tonon Vioa ahAH j
as aaa .- tiottu nAn ' " uicj tuuuia rw oiiuriui
. a 1 celve a sufficient recompense to pro- courage and persistence, but the na.
aOMUUesa BUO win uraw w v.v. IH , .(,!. ...m , . j .'
vut, icaouuauig 1 eijuiremenia. I "', uu eAiravagance
The commercial and industrial worlds ,n army, navy and subsidy expend!
' I O f A Klttln.. - - I.. -A. A j ...
It waa perfectly appropriate that the . "'""'" servicea or clean, lu,co' i,ruui'a uusiness aepres
Katlonal Association ot Funeral Direc- caPable. upright, educated men, such Blon and Buffering throughout the
tnr. .hould decide to hold their next as are de8lred and required for the na- kingdom.
convention at Philadelphia. Uon'B PuIPlta and congregationa have Russia, a heavy sufferer in the war
" no right to ask a man with such qual- w,tn Japan, has also been in the loan
The author ot the Black Hand let- ideations to make heavy sacrifices, in- markets and now has a debt In excess
ter demanding $5,000 from Mrs. Hetty voiving his personal comfort and theor . 250, 000,000. Russia, however
Green Is out the cost of the paper and education and welfare of his family. ,s a country of vast latent resources
envelope and 2 cents for the stamp. order to take up his chosen profes- w,tn an area more than double that of
sion Instead of accepting the more at- tne United States, rich in agricultural
Mr. Bryan'a son-in-law was knocked tractive financial positions offered In and niineral possibilities. Russia can
out In a tight In Paris, but camo up the business world. see a way out of Its financial dlfflcul
; smilingly for the next round. Pat- Men do not render their best service ties. Japan, on the other hand has
U terning after the head ot the family? In any field of endeavor when they are scarcely an acre of land that has not
- haruiiered and hnriinnoH . .. been cultivated for nr.tin.. .
The aulUn of Turkey is said to have t0 how they ghaU wofully ,acklng ,n mlncral &nd
recently paid $400,000 for the Hope theill.elv9s and thoae dependent upon natural resources. With an empty
diamond. The sultan refuses to pay them, The mlnlater wh(J ,B harasse. treasury, an impoverished people and
arytning, even awenuon, vo vne claims by debt and fanjy expeD8e he ,8 una. credit exhausted, Japan is facing prob-
this fall. The London newspapers al-
the root of the trouble. It Is in the way' Ca"y the e,ectl)n8 for the deu,-
crats in May and June.
Secretary Wilson's estimates indi
cate a winter wheat crop for this year
of about 490,000,000 bushels. About
time to repair and paint the Idle cars
in the railroad yards.
Searching for the I'nknown.
Philadelphia Prers.
Nobody ever Is a candidate for the vice
presidential nomination, but It Is only
onre or so In a generation that any one
ever declines It.
THE LAKE CV1-OFF'
The opening for traffic by the Union
Pacific of the Lane cut-off is an event
of quite as much Importance in the
history of that road as was the open
ing of the Aspen tunnel In Wyoming
or the Lucin cut-oft across the Great
Salt Lake In Utah. While the Lane
cut-oft partakes only In a slight degree
Looking; Ahead and Fanning;.
Washington Post.
The order for fifty locomotives by the
Chicago. Milwaukee A St. Paul railroad,
to cost $1,000,000, Is pretty good evidence
that the officers of the road have decided
to "pull their freight."
A Winner Everywhere.
Baltimore American.
Secretary Taft has settled affairs on the
Isthmus with the remarkable and rather
unusual result of giving all parties con
cerned satisfaction. His peaceful vic
tories certainly entitle him to the high
place to which a majority of his fellow-
or the engineering magnificence of the citizens of these united states are deter-
other achievement, it is next "to the mlned to ra,se hlm-
last or the great steps taken by Mr. Snffraae la the rhiiippines.
Harrlman to shorten the distance and Philadelphia Record.
make smoother the way of transcontl- Ther" r ope wh0 thB Filipinos
nental commerce from the Omaha gate- dutIeii of self BOvernment. They wll, flnd
way on the east to San Francisco on little evidence of their assumption a bin
the west When the great tunnel which has been Introduced In the Philippine
through the Sierras, now under way, tuhhi" llZZl ,r woma" "ufrae-
' ' I Wlln tne condition thRT nn mnrrleA WAman
shall have been completed, Mr. Harri- can vote without the written consent of
man s task will be ended and an almost nr nusDand.
Your
Eyes -S
Your
Eyes
Do Wot Neglect Your Eyes
You have but one pair of eyes. Do not abuso
them. If you have headaches or get tired and the ,
print runs together when you read, if you aro nerv-
ous or get sleepy
YOUR EYES ARE WEAK
and you should have them attended to at once.
Glasses
Properly
Fitted
Glasses
Properly
Fitted
A NEW FEATURE
If you are unable to call at the store, drop me a
card or phone me and I will have one of my expert
opticians call on you. He can fit you up the same
in your home as at the store. Satisfaction guaran
teed. Free Consultation Free
All glasses fitted.
Everything in my store is sold on the Easy
Payment Plan. ',
A DOLLAR OR TWO A WEEK WILL DO.
A. MANDELBERG
1522 Farnam Street.
.opportunity ii
perfect road for commerce will be
made across the continent.
All the steps so far taken by Mr.
Harrlman In his efforts to make a bet
ter Toad of the Union Pacific are but
a tribute to the skill and ability of the
engineers who constructed the road in
the first place. Between Omaha and
ugaen air. narnman nas spent more n win take more than studies in mud to
than $35,000,000 and has reduced the improve our manners.
distance less than forty miles. ' A more I who know4, their Father never are
iar irom ineir ratnermna.
SEHMO.S BOILED DOWN.
There can be no virtue in the Ufa without
value.
An honest doubt is always a door to some
higher truth.
The trend and purpose of your whole llfo.
that Is your prayer.
The length of life hereafter may depend
on Its breadth now.
Hocus
The business of life insurance has reached the dignity
of a profession. It is the only calling in which you can
work and pay your way while getting an education. This
opportunity may be your fortune. To the wide-awake man,
to the hearty, cheery, healthy man, with clear head and
strong heart exceptional opportunities are now open. Write
today to ... ,
H. D. NEELY, Manager
Omaha, Neb.
eloquent compliment to, the men who
It's not much use' for an empty life to
laid Out the track Originally could" not worry about Its Immortality.
be paid, but Mr. Harriman's greatest I Our hunger for Immortality may be the
achievement has hen rh Hmlr.nHr.n evidence that we shall inherit it.
. . . it. Tt 1 I The hypocrite Is always more successful
u B"uo. i yicBcui, me union wlth t,imif ,u. ,i,h .v nn i
Racine railroad between Omaha and There's a world of difference between at-
Ogden Crosses at the backbone of the tentlon to details and absorption In trifles.
rontlnent with Its atria rr,rp nf mnnn. Modern cynicism may be but the full ac-
. ceptance of the doctrine of total depravity.
i.u ai a iuaimuiu emuieui 01 ioriy- Many a man thinks he is flKhtlmt sin
live reel 10 me mue, or less man that when he Is only flaying his neighbor's fol-
encountered by several of the Iowa ble-
rr.0A nnina, v,-, v. I " makes all the difference whether
. . money Is life s motive or only a part of Its
iuicago. una reuueuon OI graaieniS mechanism
has been sought more than the reduc- It often takes more salntllness to bear
tlon of distance and pIvrb tha nvorionj few mosquitoes than to stand a business
THIS DEPARTED FRIEND.
-. Robert Louis Stevenson. .
Though he that ever kind and true
Kept stoutly step Dy step witn you,.
Your whole long, gusty lifetime through.
Be gone a while Before
Be now a moment awne before.
Yet doubt not; anon the seasons shall re
store
Your friend to you.
Ha has but turned a corner still
He pushes on wrth right good will
Through mire and marsh, by heath and
1x11,
That self-same arduous wu
That self-same upland, hopeful way
That you and he through many a aoubttui
day
Attempted still. "
AT THE PULPIT He Is not dead, this friend-not dead,
But In the path we mortals tread
Got some few, trifling steps ahead
Ana nearer 10 tne ena.
An that von. too. onofl naat the bend.
program of rebuilding the main line of ge are the church, the newspaper and the Shall meet again, as face to face, this
1 1 ltIIU
You fancy dead.
panic Chicago Tribune.
route a tremendous advantage both in
the matter of speed and the matter of seci lar shots
load.
. ..... Bt. I-ouis Times: When Father Corry
The Lane cut-off completes the great .Etd that tho three eat Inf,ucnces of the
the Union Pacific, with the exception stego he said the last word on a big sub-
of the few miles of track that yet re- 3ect-
main to be lalrl tn rroatn thA Hnnhla Philadelphia Record
track system throughout its entire
length. Whatever may be said of Mr.
Harrlman s financial methods, only
praise can be spoke of Mr. Harrlman as
a railroad constructor.
DEEP POCKETS AND H1QH FOREHEADS'
Urban Methodists
asked the general conference to relax the
biui upon dancing, cards and the theater.
But the rural vote has come In and the
prohlbltlton will stay. Habits don't change
o fast In the country as In the city and the
force of tradition Is stronger.
Kansas City Star: Happily a decline In
theology would signify not the least abate
ment of pure and undeflled religion. The
Push gayly
You travel I
on. strong heart: the while
forward mile by mile.
He loiters with a backward smile
Till vou ran overtake.
And strains his eyes to search his wake.
Or. whistling, as he sees you through the
brake, '
Walts on a stile.
DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES.
That leap year wedding was a very In
teresting affair. I hear. Who gave the
A new terror has been sprung, the power of dogma may continue subdue bridegroom wayt" ev)iryb0(1y wno k
result of the learned Inquisition as to indefinitely without showing any influence
whatever on the growth and expansion of
tne oasic cause ior me nurvaru moop. moraIMy or the basic factors of right living.
-mis peculiar posture, wmcn was as- New Tork TribUne: They do say down
crlbed to various causes, notably to the Baltimore way that If the indefatigable
adolescent indolence Of the sufferer heresy hunter's charges against four of the
and less elegantly termed slouchiness,
bishops of the Methodist church fall he
of his creditors.
Traditional - greetings were Inter
changed between the governor ot
North Carolina and the governor of
South Carolina when they met In
tA Washington last week.
ble to properly meet is rarely able to lems that W,H place the ahll'ty and wls-
ao the effective, vigorous work so aom 01 1U statesmen and the patience
necessary for the upbuilding of his or lta PeVe t0 the supremest test,
church and the advancement of the
cause. Churches of all denominations
should assure their clergymen proper
nnanciai support.
It appears that Mr. Bryan did not
ride to Washington In the same Pull-
COLVKGE-TAUQHT JOURyALlSiL
1VAK O.V THE FLY.
The New York Merchants' associa
tion, concededly the most influential
commercial organization in America,
has Joined with some eminent physi-
nm mika at the next a-eneral conference
has been traced to its very lair. One cnarBe, of maladministration and heresy
of the astutely erudite professors of against the whole church, excepting only
fair Harvard has discovered that the himself.
Ineleirant bearing of the VOunK men of Baltimore American: A men's church has
... . ... . been established In Atlantic City, which, 't
mat institution is a resultant or aeep . , K- n..in, h.h
pockets. through Its positive and negative qualities.
The young men, he says, on coming I The positive virtues are pipes, cigars and
n n- ara ativ on1 Hlfflonf I moving D1CIUITB luruugil m wniiuil. mo
. . .. negative virtues are the absence of "merry
buu wucu lunuut vu wldow" hats and general feminine frivolity.
OWS, WUO abound in SUCn luxuriant Tne ,dea ot tne enterprlsmg mind which
glory about the classic purlieus of dear started these unique services Is that evl-
old Cambridge, the young man Is at a
KmiratlOnril InKtltllHnna that Klin. n a ,omnal0r.
man with Oovernor Johnson, but had . ..." , : " " . . . 1--"- - - - lc.uiluaUon
ti.iAm ,o. lttlieQ ViCumB w i"e acuooi of Jour- against the common -bouse fly. The
the: car ahead. Indications are that ... n,,Prnlin n . L...i..i- v.. ...... .
he will also occupy a berth In the car ,nrecUon b that bue mav fl . an . I tlt. , ..TTnhnM Fpver.
mYnA rittnVAF .1.... ' ' U
0 .oovu iu iuo ' iv iib reel,
experience of an editor who turned his The purpose of the pamphlet Is to
paper over one day to be edited and educate the people to the danger of
managed by the students of the school spread of disease by the fly and, the
of Journalism of the University of Kan- necessity of taking measures and pre
sas at Lawrence. These younc mn cautions to limit the evil work nf the.
gathered from the wheat field, factor- PBt. The first appeal In the pamphlet
les and shops of the state, had been is to city authorities against the harm
filled with theoretical misinformation fulness of "disposing of sewage by dis-
eoncerning the manner and methods to charging it Into running streams, over
be employed In running a high-grade 76 per cent, of typhoid fever cases be-
newspaper. They Induced the editor ,nK caused by pollution of water
While the question ot sewage dls-
to demonstrate their wrsdom. He re- Psal is one for the consideration of
tired in their favor, taking the precau- municipal authorities, the pamphlet
r 1. amtmciallT announced that t,on however, to editorially announce eea other suggestions and Instruc-
I . V. I. 1 . . ... I J . I . t . at . .
1 -1. .i..tin. iui uo wuuia not do-rfunnnsiiiiA rnr uuui uchkucd 10 uvueiii uouaeno
15 GOTemor HHinei win iwa rB-im.uvu - -- . .
il .A.n.Aii of ntw Tork It hla blU lu,u lu migm appear in the pub- "S"' "-kiui ia pest, tmpna-
e n...i ,w. . . I .1. i 1.1 . ,u. .
rohlbltinf betting at the race tracks " ? was 10 ne in - luo
U not passed bylh special session of re ot book-taught BeanetU merely a nuisance, designed for
the New Tork legislature. It that an-
t la authentic. It should
....... I ThA utiirlntH nf thn-orh.w.i nf 1 1 I and aerlous aienaca to health rtr
t form a strong reason ror aeieating tne t juu'u'- r -y- ' -
t aoveraor'. till at the special session. Um went la iot rerr. andjoods Hutthinaon. a recognlied au-
Democrats have not decided whom
they shall nominate for vice president
at Denver, but Adlal Stevenson will
probably have h's alarm clock set to
arouse him In time to receive the noti
fication committee.
The report that John W. Gates Is
going. to sell his $500,000 home in
rhtraVo will come as a surprise to
Sit Gate, never paid less than !.r.?.!e iTAVUm
U.OOO.OOO for anything.
him. but the bride took him all the same."
Baltimore American.
Chamle (blase) Don't you think society
( An .mnlv thins?
Miss Fuller 1 ttiinn mere are iuia oi
empty things in society. oman
".Tnhn. I neeked out la the kitchen and
saw you kissing the cook a few minutes
B-?o "' ... ... , .
I Know you am, inu you u iiwo
th firm thins' vou know If you don't stop
spying." Houston Post.
"In relation to the services next Sunday,"
announced the pastor, "we expect to have
with us one or the most eloquent 01 pulpit
orators. I think I may add that the Indica
tions point also to the finest display of
millinery."
Attentive and unperturbed, the congrega
tion then llwtened to a sermon touching
the subject of vanity. Philadelphia Ledger.
at the check book' wherein ' was Written
his daughter's dot, "but one of tho old "
families of Europe comes pretty near be
longing to me." Washington Star.
'
"John, you've been drinking again."
"What of it. Marla?
"You swore off for good last New Year's
day."
"But that was four months ago. Bring mo
a glass of water, won't you? I'm awfully
thirsty this morning."
"I shan't do It!"
"You won'tT Didn't you promise, Marin,
that you would love, honor and oley me?'
"Yes, but that was ten years ago." Chi
cago Tribune.
THE HUMAN EYE
..IS A..
DELICATE ORGAN
You can't quite boast of belonging to
.i it ! hotter for men to arnoke here I one of the old families Of Europe," said
loss to know what to do with als
hands. Like most men in such cases,
he hides them in his trousers pockets,
and the tailors of Boston or there
abouts have been careless In making
the Dockets of the young men's
than hereafter.
the Irritating friend.
"No, answered Mr. Cu
mrox, glancing
- And understood by few.
Many a good eye has
been ruined by cheap glasses.
Thinking Pcoplo
do not risk their future sight
and health In the hands of in
competents. ;
We feel the responsibil
ity placed upon us and are
prepared to do our work
right.
iNVisisimccALsmscuavs
AT W ..a. kv
PEHSO.NAL, AND OTHERWISE.
Missouri undertakers have decliled to lift
the business to a higher plane by substitut
ing "mortician" for "funeral director.
The receiver of a street railway prop-
trniirs unrnnimonlv deeD. SO that in erty in New Y'jrk City Is unable to Ijcate
hiding his hands the bashful boy
rorcea to stoop in oruer iu reacu uie ,n Iocatng the mortgage.
Will Your Friends "Make Good"
II Tour Piano Is Unsatisfactory?
bottom of his pocket. Hence the Har
vard stoop. "
Since the time that good old John
Harvard laid broad and deep the
foundation of the institution that still
bears his name, It has had a single
With holy 'smoking exhortations and
vaudeville stunts In between, no historian
of the times can say thai the AtUnt c City
church Is not right up-to-dute In teaching
for tho inner consciousness of fkkia man.
Cardinal Logue of Ireland, after an In
troduction to a large number of American
Object in View that Of turning out the slang terms, pronoynces Dutt in magn ri-classic-browed
young man with brain cently -else and .-.. The Hoys!
uruf r t
ft.iFolnnail r aii,H tiAiwirt Inn that bis
- coining.
head must needs he enlarged to carry . bunc of directors of a national bank
all he knows, and to this desirable In a Pennylvanta town, the treasury ot
output the tailor has now added the which contains a large deficit, have been
,v t, n v,.w.. invited by the receiver to make good about
ueeu yi. .uu tUx!(1,m. It Is up to them to put up the
been considered merely a deficiency In '. at tn, bank Cr put up with regular
carriage is now known to be the fruit fare in Jail.
Of a peculiar combination of mental The Cleveland Plain Dealer Is about to
. .. .,ii .,it, rear a home of flvs stories, of granite
auu nii - . . ... .,.,.... .t,uin. .111.
ana terra, con, wnnwuw --
. . . l . . ,l. I DUl riwutttii v., .w . v r
AS anotner inoicauon tnai iu cam- nfinilh,v .Architecturally the building
palgu is warming up. statistics are bo- harmonies with lbs adjacent group of
lug pilnted concerning the wages of j public buiidk...
You can't get ahead ot the man who
runs the game. Your "friend" may say
he can get you an "inside price" If you
buy at the piano store he recommends:
that he will hand the commission back to
ynu lie may nana something dock, dui
there Is more than one skin to an onion,
and he Is not spending his time for nothing.
If you only knew It, the dealer could have
given you one or two more prices Inside
your "Inside prices" and still reaped a
handsome profit.
It la a mistake to buy from a store where
you n-el a "friend" to get you the right
price. If you can't believe what a dealer
says about price, how can you accept his
statement about quality? Will your
friend give you any satisfaction when you
find your piano la not all that was claimed
for It? lie will be sorry, but that, Is all
If your planfe turns out to be but a var
nished sepulchre for the dead soul of mu
sic, you will be the only , real mourner,
and you bear all the funeral expenses. Ex
perience may be a fine teacher, but is un
expensive one.
Be on the safe side. Ilospe pays no com
mission and Ilospe's one price means tha
lowest In the United Btatea for everyone.
You don't need anyone to help you select
a piano in our store. Btinply trim your
own good taate and our guuranlee of
! quality, simple, isn't It?
We are factory dlMrlbutors for Kranlch
& Uarh, Kruknuer, Kimball, Hush & Lane.
Melville Clark. Mallet a Davis. Cable-Nelson.
Weser Bros, Burton, Cramer, etc.
Lowest prices In the United fcHaUH. It
'you can't cull, write for particulars.
A. HOSPE
1C13 Douglas St.
Enoch Kouses-LlBcela, Kearney tad York, Neb.: Council Elalls, lows.