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Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. I'eraonal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not acceptad. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss. ! Charlea C. Rosewater, general manager Of The Roe Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, 19u7, was as follows: 1 37,000 16 87,430 t 3730 IT 80,450 1 38,600 Jt 38,180 37,920 It 37,430 1 3980 20 37,090 89,690 II 36,970 7 37,330 21 37,300 3740 21 37,380 t 37,890 24 4 36,100 10 36,900 vgS 37,690 11..... 87,630 26 37,090 12 37,730 27 37,340 12 37,380 it 36,940 14 37,360 29 39,690 18 37,600 20 37,690 Total , 1,133,430 Leas unsold and returned copies. 10,188 Net Total 1,113,969 Dally average 37,108 C1JA.KLK3 C. ROSEWATER, Oeneral Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of December, 1907. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public WHEJT OUT OP TOWN. Sabacribcrs leaving the city tem porarily ahoald have The Bee nailed to them. Addreaa will he changed as often as requested. Speaker Cannon Is not a prohibi tionist by a long shot, but he fairly revels In throwing cold water. Statistics show that 46 per cent of . the Yale freshmen use tobacco. The others probably use cigarettes. Colonel Bryan runs as well as ever, but they seem to have lengthened the distance between the bases on him. Senator Tillman Is showing extreme fondness for Senator Gore of Okla homa. Probably attracted by the name. Reports that all 1b quiet at Ooldfleld must not be accepted too literally. Funston Is there with his vocal organs in fine condition. It Is unfair to Hon. Champ Clark to recall the fact that he used to practice law, at Wichita, Kan. Champ is try ing to live It down. "I am the servant of the people," Bald Speaker Cannon In addressing the house. He does boss things a good deal like a servant. They call them "aisle managers" in stead of "floor walkers" In the big de partment stores. The salesmen call them the same old names. The new mayor of Boston was formerly postmaster of. that city. Bos ton can always be counted upon to stand by a man of letters. Democrats are now placing reliance upon "Pronounced Sentiment." About a year from now they will be placing the blame on "Oeneral Apathy." The Knox boom flounders ashore agaiu every time It Is launched. Mr. Knox never thrives on water, and his boom could not be expected to do so. It was natural for those Denver folks to think they could buy a na tional convention. Most of the polit ical affairs of Colorado are run on that basis. "What Is meant by ' a bank's re serve" asks a correspondent. Best way to find out Is to try. to borrow money from a bank without gilt-edged security. They have found a prehistoric mas todon ud in Montana with a Jawbone that weighs 100 pounds. Simply proves that there were congressmen In those diDB. 'Gus Thomas,, the playwright, la said to be slated to make the speech nom inating Bryan at the Denver conven tion. Thomas simply shines when dealing with material for light comedy. "General Funston is always on hand when there Is a prospect of trouble," says the Denver Republican. Funs ton doubtless will attend the demo cratic national convention In Denver next July. The New York Commercial says that $150,000 worth of American pianos and $50,000 worth of phonographs have been shipped to China this year. Apparently the Chinese will submit to anything from America. ' "No other foreigner was ever so rarmly welcomed at Moscow," saya a Bt. Petersburg correspondent in telling of Secretary Taft'a visit. That's hardly true. They set the town afire heu Napoleon vlalted Moscow, D!vFOR.vrTr in food laws. One paragraph of the president's message to congress contains a sugges tlon that must be acted upon by the legislatures of the different states. If any beneficial result la to come from the enforcement of the pure food law passed by the last congress. Since the enactment of the measure there has been much dispute and discussion con cernlng some of Its provisions, particu larly with the definitions of certain standards. This was to have been ex pected, aa there Is always a difference of opinion among experts as to what are adulterants and what are not and what may be used with benefit Instead of Injury. Aside from this difference, however, the real good to be derived from the law depends upon the co-operation of the state and federal authori ties In the matter of Its enforcement. On that point, the president said: The pure food law was opposed so vio lently that Its passage was delayed for a decade; yet It has worked unmixed and im mediate good. Incidentally, in the passage of the pure food law the action of the various state food and dairy commis sioners showed in striking fashion how much 'good for the whole people results from the hearty co-operation of the state and federal officials in securing a given re form. There must be the closest co-operation between the state and na tional governments in administering these laws. The most serious obstacle to the proper enforcement of the law, to the end that consumers may be protected against unscrupulous manufacturers, Is found in the conflict of opinion among state food commissioners. In some of the states the food commis sioners have set up wholly impossible standards, much more exacting than those established by the federal law, while In other states the commissioners have adopted regulations so lenient that they offer encouragement to local manufacturers to evade the law and render nugatory any attempt to en force, within the state, the provisions of the federal law. The national can be made effective only by state aid and co-operation. There should be no ob jection and little difficulty in securing the acceptance by state legislatures of the standards established by the fed eral authorities. With that accom plished, the matter of enforcement Is comparatively easy. The people have faith in the national pure food law. They appreciate the guaranty of purity It has given them and are anxious that the same guaranty be applied to goods that do not come under the interstate commerce provisions of the federal law. The president has pointed the way, which legislatures should follow, to secure honest and effective enforce ment of a most commendable measure. MOSQVlTOKi AFD MALARIA. Medical experts and scientific inves tigators persist in upsetting estab lished and cherished beliefs in the causes of certain diseases and the cure for them. The International Sanitary Congress, in session at the City of Mexico, has just made the formal an nouncement that the world has been all wrong In Its notions about malarial fever and its causes. Since the days when the first case of "fever and ague" became pronounced the public has la bored under the impression that ma laria Is a disease caused by residence in a location made unhealthy by the vicinity of swampy ground or stagnant water. Now, according to the Mexico conference, water baB nothing to do with malaria, but the disease is caused entirely by mosquitoes. This new pronouncement will proba bly add fuel to the discussion over the claim of scientists, first made some haif-dosen years ago, that yellow fever was not a contagion, but was caused entirely by mosquito bites. The au thorities at Havana, Panama and New Orleans went on this theory and cleaned up those cities thoroughly, fill ing the swamp lands and water holes, thus destroying the breeding places of the mosquitoes. The result was the disappearance of yellow fever, except in isolated cases. Expert opinion is still divided, however. While some of the scientists Insist that malaria is a disease resulting from a specific poison injected Into the human body by a mosquito, others contend with equal enthusiasm that the cleaning up of the ponds and water holes has purified the air and banished the malaria germs. While the debate Is certain to go on for some time, the lesson taught by the experiments Is that proper sanita tion in cities reduces the virulence of two pests, malaria and mosquitoes. WOMEN'S RIGHTS AM THE COURTS. Judges of the courts In different sections of the country apparently are acquiring the habit of rushing in where more discreet men dare not tread and are passing out all sorts of decisions In an effort to ascertain and define the rights of women. On the heels of a decision by a 'Pennsylvania Judge that a wife should, not rifle her husband's pockets, a New York Jurist handed down an opinion to the effect that a woman could wear her picture hat in a theater If she wished and could use force to prevent her being deprived of the privilege. Now comes an amazing decision from a Boston Judge to the effect that a woman has a perfect right to ride in the section of the street car reserved for smokers, whether she smokes or not, and that the company is liable for damages it she Is ejected. In the Boston case, the conductor warned the woman that she was get ting into the section reserved for smok ers. She gave no heed to his sugges tion that she Uke a seat farther for ward and when be remonstrated again she told him to mind his own business. He conceived It his buslnesao compel the passenger to Uke another seat. He did so and aha brought suit for daw- ages and secured a verdict for $1,000, which the company was compelled to pay, the court holding that street car rules did not apply to women, except In the matter of requiring them to pay fare. The astonishing part of the situation Is that Judges should rule on such mat ters at all. It requires no Judge come from a law school and a long ex perlence In practice to tell us that women have rights. The women have already disseminated ample informa tion on that subject. Of course, they may ride In the smoking cars, If they wish, and they will wish it if they get the impression that these cars are re served as a special privilege to mere man. They will wear hats In the thea ters. If their hair Is not done Just to suit them, and they will go through the husband's pockets, as a matter of right. curiosity and habit. It Is needless for the courts to attempt to define women's rights. They have all of them, and If thejr see any new ones they want they will take them. ECONOMIC LAWS. Economic laws are as certain and In variable In their operation upon like conditions as are the laws of physical science. New elements may be intro duced bo as to interfere with the free play of economic forces or to obscure the action of economic factors, but the tendencies of economic movements in the progress of industrial evolution constantly aim in one direction. The laws of reaction and compensation ap ply in economics In the same way as In chemistry, medicine or biology and the natural tendency Is toward a self-readjustment by which every economic disease works toward its own cure. While to the thoughtful student these assertions are almost truisms, they are too apt to be forgotten or overlooked by the less thoughtful In times of industrial stress. Their appli cation to present Industrial complica tions is that while restoration of com mercial and financial health may be hastened or retarded by good or bad legislation, while the patient may be relieved or aggravated by sensible or by foolish individual conduct, the cer tain outcome is for things to right themselves by rearrangement In con formity with the operation of economic laws. That does not mean that we should sit Idly by without attempting to help ourselves to economic health by what ever means are within our reach, but It means that In attempting to help ourselves we must do so along rational lines, heeding the lessons of past expe rience rather than Indulging in wild experiments running counter to all the teachings of history. Industrial de velopment of the rich resources In the United States cannot in the nature of things, at the worst, be more than tem porarily checked. A little time and patience and a helpful lift here and there, and the undisturbed operation of economic laws, will find the wheels of Industry moving smoothly, although perhaps at not quite the break-neck speed previously attained. THKPrPSrCVTICN OF STOESSEL, The capacity of the Russian bureau crats for finding and prodding into political hornets' nests is being demon strated anew by the determined effort they are now making to convict Gen eral Stoessel of a charge of cowardice In his surrender of Port Arthur.' The trial Is furnishing another light on the conditions that prevailed In the Rus sian army and gives new explanations of how Japan won the war against an apparently all-powerful foe. With the end of the Russo-Jap war, Stoessel was hailed ' by the hero-worshiping world as the one great general pro duced by Russia during the conflict, and his defense of Port Arthur was credited in military circles with being the one' notable achievement on a rec ord of universal disaster. With his half-clad and half-starved men dying by the thousands from exposure, with the enemy's guns dropping shells like hall Into the heart of the city, Stoessel held out for months, to the wonder and admiration of the world, and sur rendered only when, In the language of his message to the czar, "We have doue everything within human limits." The German emperor sent an impul sive telegram of congratulation and admiring friends in Russia and else where presented the defender with a golden sword. But Stoessel lost, and that seems to be the only excuse found by the Rus sian bureaucracy In charging him with cowardice and placing him on trial for his life. It Is perhaps true that the war may have been prolonged and the' result changed had Stoessel been able to hold out a few months longer. With the fall of Port Arthur General Nogl'a army was hurried north to Join Oyama and encompass the final defeat of the Russian forces north of Mukden. In his defense General Stoessel cites the fact that his army was without rations and that the Japanese had completed mining operations by which they would have been able, In a few days, to destroy the entire town. This testi mony la supported by Japanese offi cials. In that emergency it must be to Stoessel's credit that he took the broad view of the situation and sur rendered a hopeless defense in order to save wanton and unnecessary de struction of Uvea and property. By holding out as long as he did Stoessel rendered his country an inestimable service for which he deserves a very different return from what he la get ting. Back of the trial of Stoessel is doubtless the desire of the bureaucracy to find a scapegoat upon which the blame for the reverses at arms may be placed. The Russian defeat at Port Arthur and in the field, it Is now gen erally admitted, was due very largely to the fact that grand dukes and Im perial pets had lined their pockets with the gold that had been appropri ated to buy clothing, food and ammu nition for troops in the field and trenches. They starved the troops, al lowed them to go naked and furnished bogus ammunition or none at all, when It was desperately needed. The con viction of Stoessel would furnish them an excuse for the failure of the war and divert attention from their own looting. Under such circumstances there should be less wonder among Russian rulers over the lack of loyalty In the Russian army. EXCLUSION OF AMAT1C8. Through Canadian sources an nouncement is made that Canada, the United States and Japan have agreed upon a plan for restricting Japanese immigration to this country and Can ada. The report comes from the Canadian minister of labor, who has been In Toklo for several months con ducting negotiations. His report to his government is that a satisfactory agreement has been reached and that the three governments named are par ties to it While it is known that Sec retary Root of the State department at Washington has had this matter In hand, no report has been made of any conclusion. The Canadian report, if correct, indicates the final settlement of one of the troublesome problems before the administration and con gress. This government's attitude on the Japanese Immigration question is far from enviable. Under former treaties the United States accepts Japan as a "favored" nation and is bound thereby to treat Japanese citizens with all the privileges shown to citizens of other foreign countries. The Japanese have expressed their willingness to comply1 with any restrictive Immigration laws that may be applied to other countries, but they object to being singled out and being made the objects of an In vidious distinction. It must be ad mitted that the Japanese have the better of the argument on this proposi tion. Local conditions on the Pacific coast are such, however, that It would be unwise and unsafe, for both this government and that of Japan, to open the gates for unrestricted Japa nese Immigration to this country. The condition presents a rather compli cated problem, but it is intimated that Japan is prepared to offer a satisfac tory solution of ft. The proud Nlp- pons purpose, according to report, to regulate the matter to the satisfaction of the United States and Canada if they are allowed to take the initiative. While' they would object to laws passed by congress or the Dominion Parliament excluding Japanese Immi grants, they will undertake to prevent more Japanese laborers from coming to America. If the Japanese laborers are not allowed to come to American shores, laws prohibiting them from coming would be unnecessary. The plan allows Japan to keep its honor and its laborers at the same time. Such an agreement 6hould be entirely satisfac tory to the United States. "Let the tariff on wood pulp and paper remain and the more newspa pers killed the merrier," says Con gressman Sereno E. Payne of New York, chairman of the house commit tee on ways and means. Mr. Payne's chief distinction lies in the fact that he is recognized by the speaker every day to make the motion to adjourn. Japan and the United States are said to have reached a satisfactory agreement In the matter of restricting Japanese immigration to this country. In that event Captain Hobson's war with Japan will have to be one of ag gression and conquest instead of de fense. Governor Johnson made a speech at the Gridiron dinner at Washington which baa marked him as a man of un usual ability and power. Eastern pa pers are busy telling about his quali fications for the presidency. He seems to have all of the right kind of qual ifications, except the political. Senator Culberson has Introduced a bill prohibiting the contribution of money, "or things of value," to the political funds of national parties. The speeches of the spellbinders and the campaign literature will not come un der either head. Colonel Bryan makes it plain that be harbors no resentment against the democrats who opposed him In 1896 and 1900. If they will confess their error and get In line he will allow them to Bupport him next year. Oat In the Open. Bt. Ioui Globe-Democrat. Associate Justice Brewer will have to withdraw his remark about President Roosuvelt playing a game of hide and seek. The president has emerged. Time fur Another Sob. Minneapolis Journal. Vncle Sam Is trying to stoD the nractlce or atarvlna and torturlna cattle on th way to market. We again tremble for the widows ana orpnans noiaing u at railroad stock. Not Teariag His Hair. Louisville Courier-Journal. The statement that Philander C. Knox of Pennsylvania la tearing his hair over the presidential outlook Is false. Mr. Knox has no more hair than a billiard ball has whiskers. Tools ol Destruction. Cleveland Plain Dealer. The best gift for a boy, according to the society for the promotion of Industrial edu cation, Is a box of carpenter's tools. A box of tools for a boy la all right In a borne where the furniture la lee hard te saw. WAUH WORKERS' INJURIES. One of the Tltal Topic Dlwaased by President Rooeevelt. Chicago News. Compensation to wage workers for In juries suffe.-ed In Industry was one of the vital topics olscusaed by President Roose velt in his annual message. As to the point thus far reached in legislation on this sub' Ject In the United States the president had to present an apology for his countrymen He pointed out that In both federal and state enactments legislative bodies, with few exceptions, have scarcely gone further than the repeal of the fellow-servant doc trine of the old common law rule of lia bility. "In some of our states." said the president, "even this slight modification cf a completely outgrown principle has not yet been secured." Illinois is one of these states. At the main session of the present gen eral assembly a bill for an employer's lia bility law passed the house. It provided that when the carelessness or neglect of a fellow employe contributed toward an ac cident suffered by a workman this "con trlbutory negligence" should not be held by the courts to bar the Injured person from collecting damages from his employer, But this measure, though similar to the statutes existing In man of the leading Industrial states, did not come up at all In the senate. The fellow-servant law was made by de clslons of the Judges of England several centuries ago, In an era when the number of employes under each efViployer ordinarily was small. It became a fixed part of that collection of rulings called the common law tnd In this way It was handed down to the English speaking peoples In whose courts the common law Is In forco unless super ceded by statutes. But now nearly every Industry hr.s become a complex process, with many employes working In unison, Under these conditions tho application of the fellow-servant doctrine usually shuts out the injured workman from compensa tion for any accident reducing or devtroy ing his efficiency as a wage earner.' In Great Britain, the home of the com mon law, which lias such power In the United States, In New Zealand, Australia, the Caps of Good Hope and Hiltlsli Colum bia, this antiquated fellow-servant doctrine has been abandoned. In place of It statutes have been enacted embodying the principle that since the employer serves the public "of his own responsibility and for his own profit," as President Roosevelt well says, there should be placed on him the entire trade risk. The employer, of course, there by Is led to put the cost of accidents Into the price of his products, and thus thou sands of consumers, Instead of a few stricken workmen pay It. One of the purposes for which President Roosevelt urged congress to enact legisla tion providing compensation for injured federal employes was to "serve as a stlm ulua to the various states to perfect their legislation In this regard." The effect upon Illinois legislators of congressional action of the kind Indicated by the president should be Informing and Stimulating. PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE. If you must do It, hum In a low key, "Every Day'll Be Sunday By and By." The artistic Instinct of New York, ac customed to ochre and terra cotta tones, revolts at a splotch of Sunday blue. ' Walter Wellman has turned away from pole hunting for the season and is busily pushing a pencil or typewriter in Wash' Lngton. Answering the question, "What's the matter with Philadelphia?" the Publlo Ledger says: "Philadelphia lives on fried scrapple and broiled tripe." Isn't that matter enough? Davy Jones' locker on the great lakes gathered In 136 sailors and twenty-two large vessels this season. Compared with land cemeteries the inland seas, would send an undertaker hungry to bed. The possibility of New Yorkers growing wings may force Chloago to take lake water or imitation buttermilk on Sunday. With New York and Chicago clad In ascension robes, then surely Is the country safe. M. Alexandre Ular, editor of Le Petit Journal of Paris, after viewing the great white way, says New York women "do not know how to wear their gowns grace fully." M. Ular la not lecturing before the women's clubs of the metropolis. A Massachusetts woman tied her hus band to the kitchen door so he would not bother her In her housework. The result of the experiment will be submitted to the State Federation of Housekeepers at the annual meeting. A live exhibit goes with the report. Receivers of the defunct Milwaukee Ave nue Stale bank of Chicago, supposed to have been' looted by Banker Stensland, have paid dollar for dollar to depositors and report a surplus of $173,935. Stens land Is doing his plane duty in the car penter shop at the Jollet penitentiary. The record all around is unique. Eugene Zimmerman of Cincinnati, father of the duchess of Manchester, has fore closed his mortgage on his son-in-law's castle in Ireland and turned him loose on a cold, unfeeling world, with Christmas coming on. The possibility of the duke being forced to work for a living has no terrors for Pop Zimmerman. Pop has been worked to the limit. A New York man who happened to have a large bunch of money was sued for f'JO,- OuO by a woman whom he hud kissed with out permission. The defendant testified he found the plaintiff emitting sobs that thrilled his heart and In a spell of neigh borly gallantry he kissed her tears away. Tho court thought the result Justified the act, and the woman got experience Instuud of money. Roosevelt's Corporation Policy. Review of Reviews. President Roosevelt does not at all be lieve In smashing large corporations or Industrial corporations. He recognises the tendencies of modern business. Ha has frequently expressed hlmsolf as simply de siring the proper public regulation of great Interests for the sake of the general wel fare. Mr. Roosevelt's views are very differ ent from those of Mr. Bryan regarding cor porations. Mr. Bryan Is hostile toward a corporation If It Is large. Mr. Roosevelt is hostile to It only if It Is actually harm ing the business community by Its methods. Mr. Roosevelt believes the present laws to be di fectlve In that they put the honest corporation In danger of being prosecuted, even when Its methods are beneficial rather than harmful. . Pull Better Than Anreatrr. Baltimore American. The ancestry of the late king of Sweden Is a practical Illustration of the pungent saying: "The first king was a fortunate soldier. He who serves his country has no need of ancestors." .Ancestry does not count so much in this practical age aa re sults, and he who can bring results about, be be king or peasant, Is the man of the hour. Get Rlnt on This. New York Tribune. While various forma of the name of the new king of Sweden are In circulation.- It may be appropriate to observe that he him self calls himself Ousts Adolf, while, if it seems desirable to Anglicise or otherwise alter It. nothing could be more fitting than tu hleterio Ouauvua A.dolbus. Something fior Mottling Yes 3100 for $50 YOUR GAINOUR LOSS A Hospe Co.'s Special Christinas Offering Saves You 100 Per Cent, on Every Dollar You Pay as First Payment on Your New Piano. No one has ever made this stupendous sacrifice. You get actual dollars. "Why? Because the price remains un changed, the lowest one price prevailing with this house is the price made and this Christmas offer saves you $50 actual money. Read this; reflect! Can you pass this up, competition can't touch it. Every dollar you pay as a first payment on a new Piano will be credited as double pay, according to the class at designated. If down payment is $10 we receipt for $20. If down payment is $15 we receipt for $30. If down payment is $20 we receipt for $40. If down payment is $25 we receipt for $50. Balance Cash or Easy Payments. If down payment is $25 we receipt for $50. If down payment is $30 we receipt for $C0. If down payment is $35 we receipt for $70. Balance Cash or Easy Payments. If down payment is $30 we receipt for $60. If down payment is $35 we receipt for $70. If down payment is $40 we receipt for $80. If down payment is $50 we receipt for $100. Balance Cash or Easy PajTnents. Class A Pianos $200 or Under Class B Pianos $300 or Under Class C Pianos $325 or Higher AVe will give you ample time to make your first pay ment equal to the largest amount in your class. Pianos! Pianos! Pianos! New Pianos, made to sell for $225, we sell for .$145 New Pianos, made to sell for $250 and $275, we sell at 190 New Pianos, made to sell for $325 and $350, we sell at , And so the savings are possible. We are one price, we don't pay commissions. Every possible protection and saving is made for you. Nearly 500 Pianos to select from. Come now for the Christmas Piano. $10 sends one home. A..H0SPE&C0.. 151sSlAS . We Do Expert Piano Tuning and Repairing ' 8 iR M bS S Biol L ED DOWN. NO one ever gained force by butting on frills. Tour estimate of others Is often a verdict on yourself. You can measure any creed by its fruits In character. He who does what he can can soon do what he would. Some mistake converting sin's profits for seal against sin. The power of foes without depends on the fears within. Sacred things are those things that serve life In a worthy way. Tou cannot win men from glistening sin by a gloomy salvation. The venomous tongue cannot cover its guilt by cslllng It candor. The abuse of worship as an end does not prevent Its value as a help. There is not a little comfort In remem bering that the man who poses as an angel goes to Join them shortly. The man who tries to preserve his vir tues by putting them In a vault always augments his vices by circulating them. Some men think they are full of faith because they are so fearful that the Om nipotent cannot take care of Himself. Chicago Tribune. SECl'LAll SHOTS AT THE PII.PIT Baltimore American: Now John Milton's famous Bible is pronounced a fraud and Its autographs of the poet and his wife forgeries. Will not any traditions be left standing among the devastations of this microscopically Investigating age? Chicago Record-Herald: One of the preachers says that to feel like swearing Is as much a sin as swearing, lie neglects to explain how people may keep from feel ing like swearing when they pound their thumbs and when their feet aie stepped on In crowded cars. New York Tribune: A minister at Pat- ... .i t.mi j anil ml. erson, IS. J., cans inn mmiiniu. ant. vertlslng boardings which line the rail roads and highways of that state "the abomination of desolation." The phrase Is not a bit too stronp. but perhaps "abom ination of exploitation" would be more ex actly expressive. Boston Transcript: AVbo Bays that the west Is a new country, lacking the set tled habits of the east? One Bunday re- cently at me rum """i'"1 of Burlington, la., Rev. William Palter, P. P., who preached on the With anniver sary of his birth, recalled that he had not only been pastor or that cnurcn ror aixiy two consecutive years, but that he had lived In one house for fifty-five years. This he built on the highlands up from the river at a time when his neighbors told him he was going too far out Into the country. On his way out from Massachusetts, when a young man, he passed a Sunday In Mil waukee. There Rev. Stephen Peet, who entertained him, said that Iowa consisted of a narrow strip of good land along the Mississippi, but that beyond this were use less prairies and the American desert. Hats Off to Yonr I'nrle. Chicago Newa. Uncle Sam, being a humane old gentle man, Is going to put a stop to the practice of starving cattle while they are being shipped to market. I'nclo Sam makes us prouder of him all the time. It Pays to Duy the Dest, and the DEOT COAL Is SHERIDAM Mined in Wyoming, Clean, Hot, Lasting 57.50 VICTOR WHITE COAL CO., 1214 Farmm. TcL dug. 12) DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "What do you think.' "deorge?" began Mrs. Stiles, "I dreamed last night that I was iii a box party at the opera and" "Ah!" exclulmed her, husband, "that ex plains why you were talking so loud In your sloep." Philadelphia Press. Nan This Is one of my latest photo graphs, but I don't like it a bit. It hasn't my best expression. Fan Perhaps, dear, you didn't have your best complexion on. Chicago Tribune. Mr. McSosh The doctor said we were to take whlBky ami quinine for our colds. Mrs. McHosh But I can't bear whisky. Mr. McSosh And I can't sland quinine. Let's divide tho doses. Cleveland Leader. "I suppose you are going to buy your wife a very handsome Christmas gift? ' "I don't know what to do about it," an swered Mr. Meekton. "If I deplete the family funds to buy Henrietta something worthy of her 1 deprive her of the pleasure of spending the money." Washington Star. "So your daughter Intends to pursue her studies abroad?" "Yes," replied the self-made man, "sh pretends she does; but between me and you, I don't believe she stands the least show of overtakln' 'em." Chicago Kocord Herald. "No," gTumbled Mrs. Casey, "I know I'm bail timpered tlie-nlglit, but my feet are bother'rln me. a grate dale." "! ye must bo gettln' nervous," said Casey. "I'm not gettln' nervous, It's Jusht me feet both'rln' me." "Aye! yer feet. If ye wasn't nervous yo wouldn't let ulch llttlo things bother ye. Philadelphia Press. Miss Prim He stole a kiss. You see, he was so quick I didn't realize what he was about Miss Wise Of course you didn't ilka It at all. Miss Prim Well, I tell you, he'll never steal another. Miss Wise No, of course not; you'll give them to him after this. Baltimore Ameri can. "I wonder why the snakes a man sees when he's been drinking rnultiolv so f sst ?" "I HiimxiHe because the kind of snakes he sees aij adders." Baltimore American. "I wonder why It takes pay day so long to corns 'round," growled the first clerk. "It really doesn't," replied the other, "It only seems long when you're short and the shorter you are the longer It seems." Philadelphia press. "Mrs. Jinks no longer In society T .How Ktfange!" "It's her own fault. She would be a fad dist, pevoted to home and husband and that sort of thing." "Still. I don't see " "Mv dear. I haven't told the worst. She had a baby Just at the height of the bridge season." "Well, well." Philadelphia Ledger. to the m:v uolu coin. Vonr V. ,,1 Tim.. pon't think, dear Coin, because your eni xorm. lias raised a storm, Our ardent love for you Is growing cold Or faith less bold. Although your lust Inscription make a stir, I'ray don't Infer Tho public means to ostracise you now. We si 111 avow In you wo trust, whatever be your brandl And with glad hand We welcome you. Come, let your preeenca fill Our purse and till. In whatsoever guise you may appear You still are dear. We love and hate and live and die for yoa. Constant and true. Kings yield to you, and nations wait youi world, And heed when heard. Take any form, but stay. Your absence, brings Our sharpest stings. Though muttolttts, the scepter still you hold. Just aa of old.