10 THE OMAHA- DAILY DEE: . SATURDAY, DECEMBER H. 1007. Tim Omah Daily Dra FOrNDKD BT EDWARD ROSrTvVATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. Fntered at Omaha rcstoffice as second rlase matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Pally Bee (without flunday). one year. .KM lllvvIW and Sunday, one year t puna? B'. one year JJJ Saturday Hr-, one year I- PEUVERK1) BT CARRIER: F'eily fee Otwtudlng rVindey). per week.ISe Hlly hr (without ttunrlay). per -week. .lie Kvenlng Bee (without Sunday), per week te Evening Bee (with Sunday), per week...lt Address all complaint of Irregularities la -delivery to Clly Circulation Department. OFTICE8. Omaha Trie Be Building. Seuth Omaha City JlaJI Building. Council Bluffs 16 fecott Ptreet. Chtcego HMO I'nlwstty Building. New York liOs Home llfe Insurance building. Washington 72S Fourteenth Ftreet N. W. CORRESPONDBNCE. Communiratlnna relating to newa and edi torial matter should he addressed, Omaha baa, Editorial lpartmenL REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order Fvin H, f IIV . T.J X V" 1 . - Only Xont stamp received In payment of mkll account a. personal checks, except on Otna.Ua, or eastern exchange, not accepted. payeme in J n ee i-uiiiaiiiis STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. tetepf Nebraska, Tjouglas County, se.i Chartaa C. Roeewater, general manager of The Bee 1'ubllshlng Company, being duly sworn, aaya that the actl number of full and complete coplea of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during; the month of November, WOT, wa 1 87,000 1 87,430 t 37330 17 M.400 I BOO It 30.180 4 87,030 II ST.438 6 39M 20 37,090 SS.SSO XI,.. 80.070 T.,.; 7,M0 .22 37.300 . 3740 II 87.380 1 87,090 84 30,100 10 3S,0O 26 BT.8S0 11 3730 Si 37,00 12 37,730 27 3740 II 3780 21 384 11 8780 21 8900 lt....t 37,600 20 8790 Total 1. 183,430 Less untold and returned coplea. 10,168 Net Total 1,113,49 Dally average 87,108 CHARL.B8 CT ROSEWATER. General Manager. Subscribed' In my presence and sworn to before me thla 2d day of December, 1907. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. WHEN OUT OF TOW5. wbawrlfcera leavtaa; the city teat vrflr anaeald have Tito Bee saatleS to ftheai. Addreaa will be chaaa-e eftem aa reqaeeted. 0 The Sunday closing; cases la Chicago are to bo tried before Judge Fake. i 'The railroads will probably, to put In a lew. be compelled, siding at Falr- The city officials should take notice that Missouri river persists in working ob Sunday. . Blessed Is the man or woman who makes a child's Christmas dreams com true. Nevada and West Virginia are the two states that never send out any news but bad news. Asbestos whiskers for the home 8anta Claus should be one of the first Items on the shopping list. Mrs. W. J. Bryan is now at sea. Her husband is not at sea. but is en joying a little plain sailing. It la a waste of time to discuss why Chicago won the republican national convention. Chicago had the votes. It Is not too early to make New Year resolutions. Let the first one be to do the Christmas shopping at once, The problem of what to do with our ez-presldents Is eclipsed by that of what we shall do for our next -presi dent Mr. Bryan will note that the money offered by Denver as the price .of the national democratic convention was all la gold. The greeu Christmas has little terror for the Omaha Santa Claus. . His bu lness was never brisker than it Is right now. That contribution of $100,000 will not cripple Denver but will serve as an Investment. Denver knows what to do with and to its visitors. Mayor "Jim" is frank, if not politic, "Th money." he said, "will be badly needed In starting tlys campaign,", and tn otner democrats said Amen." The anti-pass law and the cost of railway transportation will furnish O. Cleveland with two reasons for refusal to attend tb Denver convention next year. ' Colonel Cecil A. Lyon says the Texas republicans will insist upon voting for President Roosevelt again. What is the name of the other Texas repub lican? How the gods must have smiled at the spectacle of the democratic na tional committeemen solemnly debat ing as to whether they would take the money! That the Omaha police force Is neither Inefficient nor inactive is proven by the expedition with which the latest murderer was run down and captured. Denver is a mighty good town and has already entertained some notable gatherings. After having had th Eagles and the Elks, it certainly ought to be able to stand for the democrats. Caving passed a Jim Crow car bill the Oklahoma legislature is in trouble egala. The rich Indians object to rid ing with thi poor white trash and It may be necessary. In the Interests of peace and th Indian vote, to pass s Poor villi BEHRASKA AfD TATT. The Interesting editor of the World- Herald professes to believe that the republicans of Nebraska hare aban doned all principle and are prepared to follow any leader at any time. If he will turn back the record for just year and read what is plain to all the world he will discover how far be has wandered from facts In his effort to create an issue. As far as Theodore Roosevelt is concerned, Nebraska gave blm the most cordial and loyal sup port The policies fo which the pres ident has so manfully stood have all been enacted Into law In Nebraska. and these laws are being enforced by officials chosen by the people and di rectly pledged to the carrying out of the reforms. Only one difference has arisen be tween the republicans of Nebraska and the president of the United 8tates on a point of policy,' and that is a mat ter of detail. Nebraskana . stand pledged by their platform to the doc trine of regulation of Intrastate affairs by state laws and officials. The ap plication of this doctrine to the con-1 trol of interstate carriers is opposed to the president's . theory of national control. There is,' room for honest difference of opinion on this 'point, and the stand taken by the republicans of Nebraska as expressed in the last state platform la frank and open, and in no wise can be construed into op position to the president Mr. Roosevelt has reiterated most emphatically his announcement made on the night of election in 1904, when he said he would under no circum stances seek or accept a renomlnation or again be a candidate for the presi dency. This must be taken as his final word on the topic. ' It is the final declaration of a man whose honesty of purpose la unquestioned. ' . It leaves the way clear for other candi dates and opens the field to all. In this choice of candidates, aa well as in the matter of policy, Nebraska already stands pledged. The republicans ' of this state were the first to give assur ance of support to William H. Taft. The platform adopted at Lincoln con tains the following plank: While not presuming to forestall the ac tion of any future convention, we express the belief that the republicans of Nebraska reoognlse in Hon. 'William H. Taft of Ohio one whose personal character and whose long public service mark Mm as pre-eminently the man under whose lead ership these policies would be perpetu ated. Its language -is plain and- unequiv ocal. It. is the best possible answer to the World-Herald's demand for infor mation as to where the republicans of Nebraska stand. ' TBS B ATT IV QROVKD TOR 1908. Those eminent leaders of the demo cratic party who have taken the re announced refusal of President Roose velt to seek or accept another repub lican nomination as a signal for flood ing the country with predictions of a sweeping democratic victory in 1908 have evidently . overlooked th fact that the political form book offers no encouragement for such result, based on the democratic record for past per formances. On the contrary, develop ments of the last few years would in dicate that the democratic party can not hope to materially better its record of 1904, when it finished the race a trailing second, only the leniency of the judges preventing the Parker en try of the party from getting the flag for being outdistanced. Hope springs eternal in the, demo cratic breast, but there Is nothing in the) outlook to suggest its fruition into any thing tangible la the next, national campaign. In the' 1904 presidential election the republicans carried every state north of Mason and Dixon's line, and there has been no political devel opment in any of those states bo car ried to justify the democrats in ex pecting a victory in any of them next year. On the other band, several states that were carried by the demo crats in 1904 have shown decided re publican symptoms since that day, and may be reasonably counted In the re publican column next year, or at least be considered as the battleground In the next campaign. Kentucky gave a democratic plurality of 12,000 in the 1904 campaign. In November last it elected a republican governor and an entire state ticket by a plurality of 19,000. During the campaign Colonel Bryan stumped the state and assured the voters that a break in the demo cratic line in 1907 would mean that Kentucky would be lost to t.he demo crats in 1909. His appeal was in vain, and democratic leaders like Colonel Watterson admit that the republicans have the odds In chances for carrying the state next year. Missouri was carried by the republicans by 25,000 In the 1904 campaign. No conceal ment is made of the fact that much of this was due to th democratic de fection against Parker and his gold- planked platform, but Missouri repub licans have been active In organisation and. that atate may he counted upon as fighting ground next year. The re publicans carried Maryland In 1904 by a scant 100 plurality. President Roosevelt's popular majority over Parker was 2,545,615 and th elec toral vote was, Roosevelt, 336; Parker, 140. While the democrats may have a fair fighting chance to regain Missouri and Maryland, they seem destined to lose Kentucky and have no reasonable prospect of making gains sufficient to capture any other state that was in the republican ranks In 1904. Even In the south, so long solidly for the democratic ticket, regardless of the Identity of th candidate, Is almost in open revolt, and, while It Is not prob- f ;i tomac will go republican, the demo crats will not have their old-time ma jorities nor the party Its old-time sup port from that section. The republi can selection of a candidate pledged to the support and furtherance of -the Roosevelt policies will make th race next year almost as much of a walk away as was the contest of 1994. - ttHQ RATIO ASD l.MiHG RATIO. Immigration officials report that the exodus of foreigners who have been working in the United States during the past year is far in excess of that of any former year, but in spite of this the addition to the population through immigration this year will ex ceed 1,000.000. While it is generally understood that the returning foreign ers are going home because of the slack work In industrial lines, the fact remains that th number of Immi grants arriving is about normal for this season of the year and that most of them are finding employment. A new phase, has been added to the question, however, by the action of several foreign governments in deal ing with the returning Immigrants. Germany Is making special inquiry into the character and the condition of former subjects who are returning to their native land and proposes to reject all undesirable persons. Italy Is also making complaint that Us cities are being overrun by men out of work and poorly equipped for living through the coming winter. According to a dispatch from Rome, "the labor out look is extremely bad. Strikes are the order of the day. Things are drifting toward a cessation of all Industry. The misery and discontent springing up everywhere are causing th gloom iest misgivings as to the future." Ber lin advices are that trades unions are already reducing by half the allow ances to the unemployed and condi tions are even worse In Austria. In all of the foreign countries foodstuffs have advanced until they are almost at famine prices. Nothing in the record supports the claim of foreign authorities that the workmen returning from America ar adding to the distressing conditions. The evidence in possession of th Immigration bureau, the bankers and the, postofflce officials is that .these workmen are returning with their pockets lined with good American dol lars. They have had an exceptionally active season, with wages better than have ever been paid before in the, country and they are in position to relieve rather than accentuate the con dition of the unemployed at their old homes. The complaint of the foreign authorities, however, accentuates the reports that have come from time to time of the depression abroad and the excessively high price, of foodstuffs. Europe has a scant crop, which com pels heavy buying in this country. Its 850,000,000 people must have food and they look to the United States for the bulk of the supply. Under such conditions the ebb and flow of immi grant laborers will adjust itself. Those who have worked In this country know the conditions, both here and at home, and they will return when their serv ices are needed. They are quite able to take care of themselves and usually do, so, however much officials may worry about them and their lot. HATIOXAL, ISCOBPOBATlOll LJW. President Roosevelt's message sug-, gestion for the adoption by congress of a law providing national incorpora tion of concerns doing an interstate business has been acted upon from an unexpected source'. Senator Piatt of New York has offered a bill which, so far as experts have been able to deter mine, is the most comprehensive plan yet suggested for meeting the presi dent's recommendation. Th amazing feature of the situation is that Senator Piatt has not been in accord with the president on many public matters and Is recognized as one of the loaders of the corporation interests in the senate. On this account suspicion naturally at taches that there must bo a joker in the bill he has proposed, but members of the senate who have examined the bill carefully assert that the bill has been carefully worked out in all neces sary detail and seems to meet every requirement. Senator Piatt's 1)111 provides for the creation of a bureau qt incorporation in the Treasury department and per mits any corporation now doing an in terstate commerce business to eurren aer us charter, received from any state, and to reorganize under the na tional act. New corporations would be compelled to organize under the federal act. Corporations operating under the new law would be subject to national supervision, such as Is now exercised over national banks. The bureau is given authority to' revoke the charters of any concern refusing to permit examination, of Its books and to take charge of the affairs of any company known to be bankrupt. Cor poratlons organised under the federal law shall not be subject to state, county or municipal taxation on ac count of their capital stock or bonds. States, counties or municipalities, bow ever, would continue to collect taxes on the real estate and other property of the corporations. The proposition that incorporation under the federal law be made volun tary Instead .of mandatory, so far as companies already in - existence are concerned, may not meet general ap proval, but that Is a minor point. The Introduction of the nieasure in its rather complete and developed form brings the issue squarely before con gress and furnishes an opportunity for a full discussion of it. Public send meat, shared la by many of the larger cci'io, wilciifi, in tut boLAC sue! 1 " lation Is ' absolutely essential to the proper regulation and supervision of Interstate commerce concerns. It is a needed supplemental legislation to the federal rate law and to other measnres designed to check and elimi nate the abuses that have grown up In th operation of great railway combi nations and the commercial trusts. It is a real relief to secure accurate Information on a disputed question. The latest report of the senate com mittee on military affairs shows that the shooting at Brownsville, Tex., was done with rifles that were locked up at the time, with cartridges that had been officially Issued to the men, but with bullets that would not fit the rifles In use by the army at the time of the Bhooting. That should close the incident, unless the committee can produce proof that the persons killed committed suicide. The World-Herald is convinced that the holding of th democratic national convention at Denver will "make th entire Transmlsslsslppl country fight ing ground next year." Of course there will be a fight in this section next year, but Minnesota, the Dakotas, Nebraska. Kansas, Colorado and the rest of the Transmlsslsslppi country is as safely republican as are Massachu setts and Pennsylvania. Daily receipts of grain In Omaha in dicate that business Is generally being resumed throughout the country and that the crops are moving with con siderable freedom. This, with the ex cellent prospect of good crops for an other year, is Nebraska's chletest reason for anticipating a Merry Christ mas. That little bunch of Lincoln patriots who were trying to project themselves Into the limelight by forming Roose velt clubs, appointing committees "and doing other things In the name of the president ought to get the platform adopted by the republicans last fall and read It over. It contains much that ought to be of value to them. '. Anti-Bryan men profess to find com fort In Mr. Roosevelt's declaration that he will not be the republican candi date. Just why thla should be so is not apparent. . Thar is no likelihood that Taft will prove any easier for th democrats. . It Is cow explained that th name of the hew senator from Arkansas is 'Jeffries," not "Jefferson" Davis. His talk leaves the impression that be should also have been named' Jere miah. The World-Herald predicts that "a citizen of a western state" will be nominated by the democrats for the presidency. The Impression - prevails that the candidate has already been chosen. New York Is complaining about the enormous cost of the 38,000 rural free delivery routes. It appears that the industrious carriers on these Routes have practically no letters for delivery in Wall street. Forked LlKhtnlB;. ' Chicago Nfews. Senator Tillman, threading: the mazes of the financial situation, displays all the aranerul aglllfy of a prise steer in crockery department. the The Armada Outclassed. Chicago Record-Herald. , The fleet which we are endlng- to the Paclflo will carry 4,000 more men than the Spanish armada had. It will be superior to the armada In some other Important re spects and will, we hope, have a much more pleasant experience than the armada had. Tbe Great American Grlad. . - Clnolnnatl Enquirer. Pour . thousand bills have been already Introduced In congress, and Jthe work of Introducing- more Is declared to be bravely going on. And people wonder what is to be done with such great office buildings for senators and representatives. They win be typewriting factories. HhMktnB Dunn Snrplaa Flesh. Balttniore American. If Is reported that anny officers are alarmed over a report that a more severe test than even the late horseback one Is to be riven. Visions of a leap through hang ing hoops, with steeda going at full speed, or executing toe dancea on a. bareback basis are looming up and throwing digni fied and heavyweight officers into epasms of apprehension. Vahonnded Promt. Chicago Tribune. When the 7.600,OoO,COO yielded by acrlcul- ture is eddsd to the tl4.BOO,OK,000 represent ing the value of the output of the manu facturlng production in this country for the last flecal year, the veatness of the wealth of the people of the Vnlted States Is apparent. With each year adding im provements to farming methods and open ing up near territory for agricultural pur poses aa reclamation projects are being pushed, the prospect for the future seems one of unbounded promise as long as the sun shines and the rain falls. IN winter of warm no amount clothing will make you safe if your vi tality is low. Warmth inside Is what you must have. Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil supplies carbon to the blood and tissues and makes you warm and comfortable all over. It is a safeguard against colds and all the ills that follow them. Small, easily taken doses will do it AB Drasrkts i 60s. e4 11.00. OTRKR lA DS TH AN 01119. ' The late King Oscar of Sweden possessed qualities superior to any contemporary ruler of a European state. Mentally he towered above his contemporaries. Pos sibly one measured up to his physical heigfit, ats feet four and a half Inches, and every Inch kingly. He waa a pnet, his torian, eaaaylat, philosopher and philan thropist. While other rulers cultivated the arts of war, and atrenuously pressed for military and naval prowess. King Osear cultivated the arts of peace and national content. Conquest in the material sense never tempted him. He preferred the eon queat of the hearts of his people, in which he succeeded to rare degree. While other rulers poured out in lavish measure their favors for heroes of wars and inven tors of new Implements of destruction. King Oscar encouraged and rewarded those whose skill and genius contributed to the Well-being of his subjects. Ho had no part in glorying In the pomp and circumstance of vast military and naval establishments, hence he had no. occasion, to flourish a "mailed fist" or strangle a republic or tremble In fear of the bomb of the revolu tionist. In all that makes for peace, for civilisation and for human progress, tbe grandson of the house ef Bernadotte was a loyal leader and before all others de serves the title of "the first royal gentle man of Kurope." The separation of Nor way and Sweden two years ago was a se vere blow to his prestige. Less peaceful rulers would have prevented disunion by force, King Oscar contented himself with a protest and faced the sacrifice of di minished empire as courageously as when on three occasions he imperilled his own to save four lives, for which acts France honored him with a medal; The new king of Sweden, Gustave, is like his father In physical proportions, and has light Saxon-blonde features. He is not unused to the affairs of state, as he frequently acted as regent during the Ill ness and absence of his father, and has displayed good sense and ability. He U personally much liked at home and abroad. He was born in the castle of Drottnlng bolm, and immediately after his birth was made duke of Vermland. He pursued his studies from 1877 to 1878 at Upsala. In 1ST he traveled abroad, visiting almost all the countries of Europe. In . US he returned a second time to the university at TJpsala. He' entered the army In 176, and in Iftt he received the rank of general lieutenant. In 1896 he served as Inspector of the mili tary schools, and In 1898 he waa made a full general. Between the years 18S4 and U91 he Ailed the office of vfee king of Norway. Asa result of his persistence and strenuous efforts to hold the Swedish-Norwegian union together, he earned the enmity of the redlcal . majority in the Norwegian Stor thing, and In . retaliation the Storthing took away from blm a yearly appanage amounting to tltWO. The, storm between Sweden and Norway hoe been wholly calmed and each has now adjusted itself to the new order of affairs. In one respect the change of monarcha may ameliorate the relations between Sweden and Norway, as the new king's son, who now becomes crown prince, .Is united by marriage to the queen of Norway, Qustave was married on September 20, 18S1, to Princess Victoria of Baden-Baden. Their eldest son. Prince Oustavus, waa married on June IS, 1906, to Prlnceea Margaret Victoria of Connaught, niece of King Edward of Eogland. The new king Is fond of playing tennis. He Is very unassuming and democratic in man ner. Dr. Robert Koch, the eminent bacteriol ogist of Germany, has been appointed a member of the privy council by Kmperor William. Tills signal evidence of Imperial regard comes to the doctor on the sixty fourth anniversary of his birth. Dr. Koch deserves recognition not only in Germany, but also from mankind In general. In 1S90 he came, into worldwide prominence by his discovery of the bacillus of tubercu losis. Up till then the name of the Ger man bacteriologist had been known only to savants. But he had held for some years an Important government post and had been employed In hygienic investiga tions. He published in 1X02 the result of his researches upon tuberculosis, which, following upon the discovery of Vlllemln, a French army surgeon, ha proved to be due to a microbe, seen under the micro scope to be a tiny rod (bacillus) or thread. The microbe becomes implanted in the tla. sues of the body, which, in consequence, become unhealthy, and tuberculosis is set up. It was claJmud for Dr. Koch that be had discovered not only the bacillus of phthisis,, but also a specific agent which, could arrest the action and cure tubercu losis. Dr. Koch kept strict silence on the origin and composition of his remedy until Us efficacy could be substantiated by ex periments, but, without awaiting this veri fication, consumptives flocked to his la boratory from all parts of Europe. , The German government Jhrew the cloartc of official authority over the discovery and the greatest curiosity was aroused for ob taining the precious lymph and testing Its curative powers. The result was at first disappointing, and, though it was defended by Vlrchow and others, a comints.-lon of doctors from the Paris hospitals reported In, far from favorite terms. In America a strong controversy was aroused. Several patients after inoculation with the lymph died, and prominent medical men, after observing its operation, advised against its use or urged great caution In Its appli cation. LJke the I'nlverstty of Bonn, Phil adelphia abandoned ita use. Recently the doctor went to East Africa to Investigate and discover a possible cure for the "sleeping -sickness," now ravaging that region. , Beer and tea are steadily supplanting wine and absinthe as national beveragea of France. The taste for beer cornea from across the T.hlne. Ten yeare ago there were but few places In Paris where good luger could be had. Now it Is imported In vast quantities, and the French brew eries are rivaling- tile German. Indeed, during the past year or two Trance has matched Germany in the consumption of lager, and it Is due more to this cause tl an to any other that tho wine growers In the south are In sore straits. The fashion of drinking tea, which to the Frenchman of a generation ago was about as attractive aa medicine, is supposed to comv from across the channel rather than from RusJia. In WcO only 1W tons of tea were Imported by France, and In only tel tuna. Last year the figure crept up to l.i.if) tons, w hich is not much, to be sure, for a great country, but shows that the taste Is growth. One of the most difficult tasks Is to form an estimate of the revenue of the world's rulers, tartly because of the many sources from whlh the money Is obtained and also because of the different wsys In which the wealth is distributed. The Lon don P. T. O. rays that the cxar is the richest monarch In the world, and proba bly the richest that has ever lived. His total annual revenue is about ,0UO,(X0; but expenses are proportionately heavy, and after be has paid for the upkeep of his million square miles of cultivated land and forest, aa well as the expenses of his mines in Siberia, It would seem that he has none too much. King Edward re ceives 1-i.c.OOO, but little more than a fourth of thla goes Into the privy purse. A stipulated sum Is Invariably put aside for household expenses, aalarWa, pensions, charities, rewards, etc The Reichstag al lows the German emperor about tu&O.Ot Ko has also a salary as king of Prussia, fA ttet, w mm isv-rprvrdITioButttTicIc Re.rt'3l aci'ai:riei i 'itatmtrrt.iaimtive.'i) etc. 'iTJaJa it'rsWt IA kiots i!aajr,pririUcU..fit t kit eight cdtkiroudraftleccnkhb, qiiVaadJrWikrnsttttiK Itetncrnbfer itiio'i iil'.r? rcprf-iul!i'e i:omticmirmkVid.rrtyychi 4 fort jcxiaiiU rt- eerinrew srulacomppkn f-kr masrJcttaarrLotkrT. ilaressaanvseeJsabdlbtliu&wirisT EyjihilinTi Tr Ifigtf La 'Qataeu-fck 'rTJe.B!3ppn' which amounts to about $3,S7,SOO. He has great estates and many' resources at his disposal, but his expenses are tremendous. The emperor of Austria Is also king of Hungary, and, therefore, like the German emperor, draws two salaries. The amount of each, In his case, is nearly t2,812,800. The king of Italy receives about t3,7uO,C(V) a year, but out of this allowances are paid to the queen dowager, to the duko of Genoa and to the children of the duke of Aosta. King Alfonso haa an allowance of $1,787,500, and as provision Is made for other members of the Spanish royal fam ily outside of this, the sum quoted is prac tically all his own to spend as he pleases. Leopold II receives about $)i7,000, but he has keen business Instincts, and all the world knows of the way In which he aug ments his salary to gratify his luxurious tastes. ' . POLITICAL. DHIFT. As a matter of form the Denver gather ing is called "a convention." In reality It will be a ratification meeting. Eight buckets of gold from Denver cap tured the democratic national convention. The crime of '73 la surely "a dead 'un." .The New York Sun does not shine for anybody outside the shop. Roosevelt and Bryan have been placed in its "index ex purgatorlus." That "extraordinary session" of the Louisiana legislature waa rightly named. The dally expense account of the state was reduced 11,000. The Brooklyn Eagle, as a starter, flour ishes this ticket from its beak: For pres ident. Governor Hughes; vice president. Speaker Cannon. Colonel Bryan Is getting his picture in the papers quite frequently. The colonel Is the most successful beneficiary of free advertising that ever happened. "Honey Fit" failed to land a second term as mayor of Boston. He made more promises than he could deliver and "the left" smote him on the right spot. Dispatches note how Tom TaKgart op posed the motion to reject Denver's buck ets !of gold. Superfluous details. Tom would ss likely turn French Lick Into a Salvation Army barracks. Most of the cartoonists picture Speaker Cannon aa swinging his gavel with his right hand, when It is notorious that the speaker la left-handed and does not awing hla gavel with his right hand once in a thousand times. With railroad passes abolished. It Is not believed that the republicans or the demo cratic national convention next year will ba largely attended by outalders. Hitherto fully 20.000 auditors other than delegates and alternates have turned up at national conventions, to the grief and anger of doorkeepers, but to the substantial joy of hotel men and bar keeps. - IBrowning, liSiag Si Co CLOTHING, FURNISHINGS and HATS Head ROM Hat to Ilose, the man -who is plaguing for the holidays will find his best interests served here. Our newest Overcoats present the season's mo8t fashionable models $15 to 50. In Snits, the striking colored designs in fancy mixtures are cut on lines to meet the extremes of fashion $15 to $40. Evening Dress and Tuiedo Suits, perfect yi fit and finish. Every requisite for day or evening dress in fancy Waist coats, Shirts, Scarfs, Ties aad 0 loves. 15th and Douglas Streets V(L , Streets R. S. WILCOX, Mgr. t s YOU'LL BE SLAB IF YOU DO Jl C:st lYQtning, Clean, list 2nd Listing, $7.50 VICTOR WHITE COAL CO., 1214 Firnim. TcL Csuj. Ml sMoVtrr'mT-cDcl'Ww -tn' Mams ar r-ooinwe tvqll I!ruu! lvou u TT a Rag DeU, and lecteo0ireLLu7 . VisttaHMehew aboxa. ftmrl alrnrrttUo LAUGItno GAS. "It Is a great honor for the office U seek the man." "Yes," remarked Senator Sorghum; "at a rule, the office that seeks the man Is all lienor and no salary." Washington Star. "Marin, hasn't that young man of youn a past?" He has, fother. He confessed to me thai he used to deal in futures." Baltimore AmeUan. "Talking of short measure," said Unci Allen Sparks, "there are ltr of people that never seem to have got their share when the milk of human kindness was handed around." Chicago Tribune. "It'a very true," aald the tiresome talker, "that men, like wlno, improve with eu." "Yes," said Mrs. Waters, "and some men like wine and do not improve with ae." Philadelphia Press. "Some men." said 1'nclo Fbcn. "' r dote wl" i))on y tint dey s ffer a tnU:h rum a Drokeh t nty-dol ar oil aa (ley would f urn a broken nart." Washing Star. "Ladles!" callnrl the president of the afternoon whlHt'club; "ladies, it has been moved end seconded that there Khali be no conversation at the card lihles. What shall we do with the motion?" "I augment tiiat we discuss it while we play," piped a shrill voice from taliln A, and the suxnsiion was adopted. Cleve land Plain Dealer. Mrs. Pneer "You're putting nearly as much wrapping paper aa beefsteak on those scales and muklng me pay meat prices for It.". ltlarkstmati "Yes, ma'am, and I'm let ting you have all that wrapping paper with a full knowledge of the fact that the price of it, owing to the soulless areed of thu wood pulp monopoly, Is going up rUht along. Anything else tills morning, ma'am?" Chicago Tribune. I.OOK1YG 1XTO THE VT'Tl'RB. Nashville American. Ten months from now the holy calm That on the country slip Will lifted bo, and in Its place We'll have a bunch of (its. The voting sovereigns of the land Unto the polls will hie To pick a Win my president From out the large supply. No longer will we calmly say, "My neighbor, good and kind, Is ona of nature'a noblemen, A creature koim! and kind." For if aald neighbor doee not vote The way we think he should We'll call him harsh -and horrid name And list him anti-good. The brother's hand In wrath against His brother will be raised. And each will call tho other dowa And say he is amazed. Sons figuratively will reach To grusp their father's throat. And each will strive to neutralize The other fellow's vote. Oh, we are thankful for the peace That sits around thla fall, When no one argues in the street. Nor tries to hire a hall; When no one calls us fools and worse Because we sre Inclined Against bis Judgment and his wish To rise and vote our mind. to Foot vjw7 ,5h an S S ANO SORRY IF YOU OOM'T USE Ann rfr A