THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: MONDAY. NOVEMBER 25, 1907. 4 Tim Omaha Daily Bel FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROSKWATER. EDITOR. Enured at Omaha Postofflce as second 1m matter. l TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: Pally Bee (without Sunday), one yeer..40 Daily Mee and Sunday, one year Sunday Bee, one year j-W Saturday Hee, one year -w DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per' week. .16c Daily Bee (without Sunday), per week..Hta Evening Bee, (without Sunday), per week So Evening Bee (with Sunday), per week. ...10c Address all complaint of irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. maha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Council BliUK H Scott Street. Chicago 1610 University Building. New fork lix Home Lite Insurance Building. . Washington 725 fourteenth Street N. W. . CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter ahould be addressed. Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. , REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only II -cent stamps received in payment or mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douslas County. s: Charles C. Hoaewatsr, general manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of Octoir, 1S7. was as follows: 38.97 17 36,790 2 36,690 II 86.S90 t 38,600 It 36,546 36,360 tt 60,800 S 36,650 21 36,650 89,500 SI 36,940 7 .46,440 21 87.353 1 36,530 :4 36.BC0 1 86,700 . it 36.7M 10 36350 4 ., t 36,700 11 36.490 IT... 35,580 12 36,030 II 87,016 II 38,300 . 29 860 14 38,630 10 3,0 1 38,930 II 37,330 1 36,930 Total 1439,480 Lens unsold and returned copies. 9,835 Net total 1,139,555 Dally average 36.6J7 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER. ftenaral Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to Mill mi this 1st day of November, 1967. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. WHEN OUT 6)F TOWN. Snhserlkere leafing; the city tem , porarily aaonld have The Bee mailed to tkew. Address will be changed as often as requested. Of course Chancellor Day will have something nice to Bay about Mr. Jus tice Brewer. The Philadelphia Inquirer declares that the new gold coin is an atrocity. Perhaps, but most folks are spared. This talk about an elastic currency Is misleading. It Is Impossible to spend a part of a bill without breaking it. Chicago papers are printing a story about a -weeks-old baby in that city that talks fluently. Of course it's a girl." : An exchange says that "Mr. Roose velt has a most striking personality." That explains why he has made such a hit. Predictions as to the prospects of a green Christmas and also as to the prospects of the return of green money are bow ripe. One of the out-of-town guests for the Dahlman Democracy dinner writes that he will bo there "if I live." Is it as dangerous as all that? Owl cars axe to be Inaugurated at Lincoln to accommodate all-night traffic. The false ' Impression is out that the lid Is on In that burg. Secretary Taft Is In a hurry to get home or he might take a notion to run over and discover the north pole while he Is up in that neighborhood. Eastern papers are printing politi cal news on the first pare and send ing financial news to the inside pages. Normal conditions are being restored. It Is a little tough on the John Smith family that when one of them is elected to the United States senate he should decide to sign himself "J. Walter Smith." The local Junior Yellow has been descanting editorially with great eru dition on the subject of "fakes." The broom wtelder should sweep first be fore) his own door. According to a fashion report velvet and ermine will be the correct ma terial' for children's dress this winter. Evidently the children have not heard .bout the financial stringency. "Do we gtlll have a republican form of government In this country?" asks a subscriber. Yes, but congress will change it, commencing next week, to an oratorical form of government. The French duke who Is to marry Miss Shonts denies the report that he. Is "embarrassed by debts." There Is a difference between having debts and being embarrassed by them. Lewis Stuyveeant Chanler says he Is not ready to withdraw from the race for the democratic presidential noratna tion. II tteed not worry. Some one els has already withdraw! him. Mobile wants to secede from Ala bama because the state has adopted a prohibition law. It is not yet certain whether the threatened secession is due to the old spirit or to the old thirst. Senator Burkett is getting mighty busy at Washington without even waiting for con frost to convene. If he keeps up the pace he will be going some by the time the law-makers set tle down to real work KEPRESflXO FEDERAL OFFICE HOLDERS. President Roosevelt's letter to mem bers of his cabinet, requesting them to Inform federal employes under their jurisdiction to refrain from political activity with the object of his re nomlnatlon is in keeping with the policy of non-interference In politics by the federal brigade which has been enforced more vigorously under Mr. Roosevelt than under any former chief executive. It is notice, in effect, that whatever the outcome of the next re publican national convention, the charge cannot be successfully made that by passive permission the presi dent has set his appointees to the task of procuring his renomination. The part In point of the president's letter to members of his cabinet follows: I am Informed that certain officeholders In your department holding various posi tions throughout the country contemplate attending republican conventldns ' in their respective Mutate and urging the Indorse ment of mystlf for the presidential nomina tion. I wish that you would direct federal officeholders In your department who have such a thing In view that 1 would rogr.rd It as an act of official impropriety and dis courtesy. The letter, It Is understood, was provoked because of the report that federal officeholders in the south have been using their influence either to be sent themselves or to have delegates sent to the next republican convention instructed for Mr. Roosevelt. By mak ing it plain that this procedure would constltnte "an act of official Impro priety and discourtesy" the president has gone as far as he could in self protection against unscrupulous critics. It will be noticed, however, that the president places no bar in the way of activity on the part of federal office holders who may desire to support other aspirants for the nomination, although it Is clear that he would prefer that such holders of govern- ment positions keep themselves free from "offensive partisanship" in the) work of selecting convention delegates. The president's determination to discourage officeholders from Bceklng to dominate the nomination conven tion Is worthy of all approbation, as tending to the good of the federal service and to make the ticket as finally constituted truly representative of the sentiment of the republican rank and file when It shall have been more completely crystatteed. COfiGHKSS AXD Tiff! CAVAh. Indications are that there will be less debate than usual at the, coming Bet-f lou of congress over appropriations and other measures relating to the Panama canal. Through the visit of President Roosevelt to the isthmus and by other forms of publicity the actual conditions on the canal zone have been very accurately portrayed, and now nine members of the house committee on appropriations, headed by Chair man Tawney, have Just returned from a personal Inspection of the work, with additional data and information that will be presented to congress when occasion demands. Members of the house committee have been Informed that at the present rate of progress an appropriation of $32,000,000 will be required for the prosecution of the work of construc tion and they have been given ocular demonstration of the uses to which this amount of money will be placed. They have been shown, to their com plete satisfaction, that the sanitary conditions on the zone are almost ideal, that the laborers are well housed and well paid, that all of the pre liminary expenses have been disposed of and that the $88,000 a day now requested for the work will be spent almost entirely for labor and material. The actual excavation Is being carried on at a rate greater than ever thought probable by former engineers and al together conditions on the isthmus are satisfying and encouraging. There Is no longer any vast un certainty about the project, but just a question of men, money and time be fore the enterprise will be completed and the oceans united. Under such circumstances congress will not hesi tate to vote promptly whatevef,funds are needed for the energetic prosecu tion of the work. MR. CIEVELASDS QUERY- With his good humor restored by a chase through the Jersey swamps after the elusive rabbit, Orover Cleve land has consented to. discuss Mr. Bryan's announced willingness to ac cept the democratic presidential nomi nation. In a signed article In the New York Times Mr. Cleveland says: To mo the question seems to be to whom we ought to look for leadership In the democratic party. In view of past experi ences, what are we going-to do about It? This Is a question that may well command the Immediate attention of the leaders. I do not think, however, that this Is i the time to say anything more ou the subject. Even the democrats' w ho do not like Mr. Cleveland and are usually eager to quarrel with him will be compelled to admit that they cannot find fault with his position on this proposition cor his argument in' support of his proposition. "In view of past experience,- what are we going to do about It?" is lucid, concise and temperate. The sentiment Is flawless and Its logto unanswerable. No democrat, no matter to which of the fifty-seven varieties he may be long, can read the venerable ex-president's statement without admitting that ho has handled the subject In a manner that cannot cause Offense, even to the most sensitive. The comment may bo read in any democratic meet ing In anv, sectionof the country with out starting a rough house, It fits all situations that may arise la the demo cratic party, and is applicable both to present and future emergencies. However, Mr. Cleveland Is not the only contributor to the literature of the day explaining the democratic di lemma. The New York World started it and the score now stands: New York World What la a democrat? Orover Cleveland What are we going to do about It? It remains only for Mr. Bryan to join the issues by asking, "Where do I get off this time?" FROM THE BTASDrOlST OF TAXATION. The point made by General Mander son when recently In the east, that government ownership of railroads would deprive states, counties, school districts and cities through which they run of the revenue now derived from railroad taxes, is a strong point that will have to be reckoned with when ever the subject Is discussed. Gen eral Manderson has discovered that the returns of the railroads for the whole country of taxes paid last year aggregate nearly $70,000,000. and he suggests that the withdrawal of this revenue by making the railroad prop erty ' nontaxable would seriously em barrass many governmental districts, or, at least, shift the burden to the shoulders of other property owners. The correlative part of this argu ment, however, is that so long as the railroads remain private property they should pay without grumbling their fair share of taxes for the support not only of state governments, but of the local governments as wel. So long as the railroads are private property they should have the same treatment as other private property at the hands of the tax assessor and the tax collec tor no better and no worse. In Nebraska up to this time the rail roads, including the railroad system with which General Manderson is con nected, have insisted that their prop erty should be treated as privileged property in the matter of taxation. They have not only gone into court to prevent assessment for state purposes on the same level as other property, but they have fought tooth and nail against paying any taxes commensu rate with the value of their property for the support of city governments whose benefits they enjoy equally with all other owners of city property. The law for terminal taxation was passed by the last Nebraska legislature only over the strenuous opposition of all the ralkoad forces and the roads are said to be still undetermined whether to accept or resist its provisions. If the railroads want to take advan tage of General Manderson's point against government ownership they cannot afford to renew their tax shirking tactics. Only one of three applicants for ad mission to the bar succeeded in pass ing the last examination set to test their qualifications to practice law In Nebraska. These examinations are held to accommodate students who want to Kfit their law in law offices rather than in law schools. The result does not seem to testify very strongly to the efficiency of the law office route. 'Optimistic persons who are expect ing congress to pass a lot of needed legislation before Christmas may as well prepare for a disappointment The first fifteen days of the session will probably be spent In caucusing over house committees and then an adjournment will' be taken until after the holidays. Congress has great re spect for precedents. The terrible conspiracy against Colonel Bryan, which was to have been hatched at the conference at Taggart's roost, is now confirmed. When asked if he would be a candidate for re election as chairman of the democratic committee, Taggart'a only reply was a laugh. What Mayor "Jim" said is not recorded. One of the members of the State Railway commission has been laid up by injuries received in a railroad wreck. The railroads ought to be more careful when carrying railway commissioners who have it In their power to run them Into a head-end collision with an official order at any time. Governor Sheldon latest engage ment Is as a cornerstone layer for a Young Men's Christian association building. No public man now-a-days can have his career thoroughly launched until he participates as the central figure in some Young Men's Christian association ceremony. Henry GaBsaway Davis celebrated his eighty-fourth birthday last week. Mr. Davis, it will be remembered, Is the father-in-law of Senator Elklns. He was aUo, come to think of It, the democratic nominee for vice-president In 1904 on the ticket with Judge Alton B. Esopus of New York. One Omaha social club noted for ite conviviality has voted to go dry with the beginning of the new year. It is not officially announced whether this action has been taken for lack of the $1,000 to pay the license fee or for one of the less material fifty-seven reasons. The Bank of France at this time holds one-third of. the world's coined gold. France has a postal savings bank system and the French are the most saving people In the world. The postal savings bank encourages thrift and economy among the laboring classes. Omaha la still oa the Increase side of tbo comparative weekly bank clear ings statement, although by only Jour tenths of 1 per cent. According to the bank clearings exhibit business Is more ndtmal In Omaha than in any other city in the country. Primary Senators. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Seventeen new senate! s will appear In the congress that assembles December 2, and most of them were chosen at state primaries. As yet the country has not noticed a change In senatorial courtesy or any other of the traditlona. Fralts of tbe Mealeaa Visit. Springfield Republican. Secretary Root's visit to Mexico begins to show material results In the grant of Magdalt-tia bay to th United States navy for a coaling depot. Tho Mexican gov ernment is to receive a similar concession, but Mexico has no navy of consequence. Tho "grant Is for three years, yet when the three years are ended, the concession may be reremed. Magdalena bay is on the ocean side of the lower end of ho peninsula of California and Is very well located for naval purposes. The United States has needed some such sheltered place for coaling Its warships, for the dis tance between Panama and tho California seaports Is some 3,000 miles. America's Tlnplate Industry. New York Tribune. British official reports are to the effect that tlnplate works In the United States were buster in 190S than In any previous year, and were all fully employed. In 1901, It Is added, the United States exported only B,8S4 worth of tlnplate, while by steady yearly Increase the amount rose to 1P8.60 in 1908, the greater part going to Canada. At the same time British sales to Canada declined from 3,Z!0 In 1908 to 361.K1 In 1908. All of whch Is very surprising and very harassing to those confident souls who a few years ago demonstrated abso lutely trie physical. Intellectual and moral Impossibility of ever producing tlnplate In this country and anathematised with bell, book and candle any rash soul who ven tured to think It might be done. Potting Money la Djamosdi, New York Tribune. The people who buy precious stones on the theory that they are a good form of investment property to lay by for a rainy day will receive a rudo shock from the news that pawnbrokers are now advancing only 10 per cent of the value of diamonds and lesser stones, while Jewellers are ex ceedingly loath to purchase even the choic est gemfe. Perhaps this hiay be a lesson to those who have been hoarding money In wholly unproductive forms at the rate of several hundred millions of dollars an nually. High school students casting about for a fresh, snappy topic for debate might take this: Whom should the bankers and business men growl more harshly at, the depositor who leaves his money most of the time in the bank, but withdraws it during a week of panic, or the man who ties up his money in diamonds and then tries to cash them In during hard times? The Use of Checks. Boston Herald. The public should be taught the use of checks, and the desirability of opening in dividual bank accounts on which checks can be drawn. There Is no reason why wage earners and salaried employes should not be paid by checks, deposit these checks and draw upon these deposits by checks, to suit their need and resources. A general practice of this aort Would encourage thrift, and, at the same time familiarise the bulk of the population Wfth the principles of banking, or, at aity' sate, with the rudi mentary principles; ' would make ex change easier, facllftate circulation, and soundly extend the system of credit, which Is the basis of business. That this can be dona with benefit to the country and with profit to the banks there can be no doubt, and It Is well that the public should become familiar with the idea and its practice. IRRIGATING LANDS FOR INDIANS Means of M ak lag Rod Mrs Econom ically Independent. Leslie's Weekly. Not the least interesting of the projects planned by the reclamation servloe are those which relate to the Irrigation of mil lions of acres included In the Indian reser vations of the west. For the present fiscal year there Is available for this purpose an appropriation of $1,200,000. How the appre ciation of the work to be done for the In dians has grown. In - the eyes of congress may be seen from the statement that sev eral years ago $60,000 was thought amply sufficient for similar projects. The plan un der which Secretary Garfield and Indian Commissioner Lcupp are proceeding is to make the Indians economically indepen dent. Small farms will be given them out side their reservations whenever individual Indians show that they have the capacity for managing them without government aid. Most of them, however, will continue to live on the reservations, where in times past agriculture has suffered greatly, if It has not been Impossible, on account of the lack of water. Now it Is the Intention of the authorities, that the water rights of the Indians may be protected, to construct canal systems for the proper irrigation of their allotments. SHALL WE BECOME W ISER t Folly of Upsetting Things by Finan cial Excesses. , Portland Oregonlan. First, there was not "primary money" enough. Gold was too scarce, and prices therefore were low. Free coinage of silver was proposed as the remedy for scarce money and low prices. But the country turned all this down. Next thing all prices rose under the gold standard, higher than ever. Gold had be come so abundant that all prices soared out of sight, and there was general com plaint about the increased cost of living. 'Twould have been better on a sliver basis. Thirdly, and lastly, gold, that was too abundant, and was ruining everybody with high prices, only a month ago, now is so scarce again that the banks and the mer chants can't do their regular business, and the country Is suffering for sliver again, or more greenbacks or something. And the gold standard, as usual, is blamed for everything. Yet European countries, steadily, on the gold basis, are doing business right along, In their regular and orderly manner, freo from panics, and have gold for shipment to America. What, then. Is the matter with usT We simply have been upsetting every thing by our financial excesses. Desperate gambling In supposititious credits put money out of sight. But' there has been no "panic" outside New York except that which was caused by the inability of New York to meet Ha obligations. That great gambling Joint took fright and notified the whole country that payment would be stopped. Such announce ment from the financial and business center of America instantly arrested the business of the country. Other cities had to look to Europe for money to set things going again. There U sufficient gold. There always la; but It often is made "tight" by the various fooleries of men. By one folly or another In this country we are continu ally doing It, or we shall be forced to admit that popular government la a failure. Nearly all business Is done on credit, and we must become wise enough, bet to abuse credit, u Lave 4on ON PRESIDENTIAL FIRING LINE. , President Roosevelt and the Third Term Clamor. Boston Transcript (ind. rep.). While apparently only Mr. Roosevelt stands between the country and a third term. It must be remembered that he will escape some large risks by adhering to his two-term purpose. Were he to yield to the present clamor, or demand, or In sistencewhatever It may be he would go down In history ss the great roan who changed his mind at the critical jwlnt In his career. He would lose support which, while It may not be numerically tmoor tant, would lessen his long-distance pres tige. Thousands of Americans, including some who are very close to the president himself, regard the tradition acainst a third term as fully as Important as If It had been written Into our organic law. It has probably saved us from a contln uous presidency, such as that of Diss in Mexico, usually regarded as In derogation of the Ideals of pure republicanism. Moreover, President Roosevelt can go out of office in March, 1909, having achieved the fullest measure of public approval. Me will have been successful not only !n having two terms of the presidency, but he will have carried four republican con- grebes with him, a political feat of no small consequence. The longer he remains as the general-ln-command of the field the greater will be his risk of eventual defeat. The old maxim about the pitcher and the well applies even to world rulers. Fottunate Is the man who can retire after two terms in tha presidency without having experi enced any of the bitterness of a reaction In popular favor. Two terms well completed, and the country demanding Mr. Roosevelt's continuance In office for a third term, make more secure than could even three terms In the presidency his exalted place In history. Because, were he to break the tradition now others would do It after him. Can It be doubted that the man who experiences the greatest difficulty In maintaining that tradition thereby wins for himself a title to enduring fame? The South and the Presidency. Philadelphia Record (dam.). It is longer than the lifetime of a gene ration since the ending of the civil war. Is it not about time that the democratic party, especially, should forget its sec tionalism long enough to name a southern man for the presldencyT The Nashville American well says: 'The nomination of a southern man by either of the great parties would be an event of far-reaching Importance and sig nificance. All the talk In which we have Indulged since reconstruction times, that this nation Is one, that there is no north, do south, no east, no west, would mater ialise Into a living truth. The nomina tion of a southern man would be an In spiring and awakening event for the na tion, and would mean more forHhe south. for Its advancement commercially and po litically, than any other single event which has taken place since the war. It would broaden the views and give sest to the ambition of southern men In all walks of life. Every true lover of tha south will favor the movement, for no southern man will say that there are not a dozen men in the south who rank with the ablest men anywhere In the country, and who are as well equipped for the great office of president." The southern democrats should get to gether and name their man. That would afford the best proof of successful re construction and the end of sectionalism. The south has been long enough dumb. Give it a voice. Cray of Delaware. ' New York Sun (rep.). George Gray, former United States sen ator from Delaware, has again been pro posed as the . democratic candidate for president. In June, 1904, the Delaware state convention Indorsed him for the pres idency after a wrangle in which ex-Senator Richard R. Kennedy led the opposi tion. At the time Judge Gray said: "I am not a candidate for president. The in structions are ; against my expressed wishes." In the' previous August the dem ocrats of Lackawanna county, Pennsyl vania, recognising "the masterly ability, sound Judgment, strong' sympathy with the masses and broad statesmanship of Judge Gray, . had urged nts nomination. He- theu refused to consider himself ser iously as a presidential possibility and peremptorily charged his friends not to present his name to the national conven tion. So far as Pennsylvania was con cerned the Hon. James M. Guffey, the democratic leader, agreed with Judge Gray that he was not a candidate. Mr.Ouf tey's choice was Senator Gorman of Mary land. Governor Hughes' Boom. Kansas City Star (ind.). Governor Hughes seems to recognise fully the handicap his Incipient boom for the presidential nomination Is carrying. That boom so far is almost wholly the work of the New York bosses and those business interests that would do almost anything to strengthen the "field" against the leading candidate, Secretary Taft. Prof. Shurman doubtless spoke with the knowledge and consent of Mr. Hughes when he declared that the governor would not make a personal effort to secure the nomination, that he would not accept the support of the New York delegation merely at the bands of the bosses, but that he would respond to a call from the people. If the Hughes candidacy is to command respect and confidence through out the country, there must be more evi dence of a popular demand for him In his own state. And it may be necessary to be somewhat more emphatic in the disapproval of the activity of the bosses in his behalf. Riding Two Horses. Minneapolis Journal (rep.). Senator Foraker, In having himself In dorsed for both United States senator and president, shows a fairly audacious readlneas to ride two horses at once, and horses which are on different tracks go ing at different rates of speed. If For aker does not fall between thein he will have demonstrated that he Is the most wonderful politician of the age. Ilandlnsr On to New York. ' Portland Oregonlan. New York, being the greatest offender In bringing on this stringency, will, of course, suffer accordingly, and pending Its recov ery from the drastic penalty which It brought down on Its own head. It 111 be comes New York newspapers to make any reflections on the attitude of the rest of the country toward Its most Iniquitous and also Its most provincial city. The west will always do business with New York, and our banks will always have reserves In that city, but In the future they will be of such moderate proportions that the whetls of trad In "the distant stste of Idaho" and other parts of the country will not be blocked simply because a lot of Wall street gamblers "overplayed" their hands. The FsKtUsh Bird. V Brooklyn Eagle. The turkey always wss a foolish bird. Tills year's crop Is reported to be so be. lated that ths young birds won't be fit to kill for Thanksgiving. And this la the year when only once In a while a family can afford Thanksgiving turkey, anyhow, so that fine, tat youngsters would be safe toosiliif Ivw on the tree. You will recognize Ar buckles' Ariosa Coffee in the cup, any time, by tie tasteJ That "taste" identifies it as the straight, pure Brazilian and distinguishes it from the make - believe Mocha and Java, and sundry other mis branded or misnamed im postures. The improvement in the quality of Ariosa is the natural consequence of our own com mercial development, and promises more for the future. Sold in a sealed package only, for your benefit. AJsBGcKXJH BROftV. PERSONAL, NOTES. The artificial Christmas tree has been de vised, but the Thanksgiving turkey la still required to be real. Lord Curson la extremely methodical. It Is said of him when In India that In a single moment tie could place his hand on any paper In his possession that he wanted relating to the country of which he was viceroy. In one recent New York case a receiver and his counsel asked for nearly a round $100,009 for about one year of personal serv ices, and the demands of other attorneys and employes were on the same magnifi cent scale. Tho Old Fraunces tavern In New York City, where Washington bade farewell to the army. Is assured preservation as a revolutionary landmark. Give "little old New York" credit for putting the man above the dollar occasionally. Edmund Provat of Geneva, Swlterland, is in this country trying to interest people in ths new language of Esperanto. He was the secretary of the International Esper anto congress, and although only 19 years old, he Is one of ths leading Esperanto scholars of the world. Ernest Thompson Seton, after his seven months' exploring expedition through the country north of the Hudson bay, Is again at his country seat, Wyndygoul, hard ae work compiling data which will tell of the expedition. In January he sails for Europe on a lecture tour through England and Scotland. Paderewskrp bands carry an Insurance of J100.000. So far he has had three minor ac cidents to his fingers, and collected more than (10,000, about $8,000 more than he has paid premiums. Unlike Kubellk, the violin ist, Paderewskl has not covered Ms eyes and feet with Insurance. Kubellk's hands are Insured for fiO.0O0, and his eyes are protected by a Joint Insurance of $26,000. Next year Washington's birthday, Mem orial day and the Fourth or July all fall on Saturday, giving the public three "dou ble holidays." Ordinarily these three do not fall on the same day, but by tbe Inter vention of February 29 next year, Wash ington's birthday falls Just fourteen weeks earlier than Memorial day, which regularly comes five weeks before the Fourth. In his book called "Sin and Society," Prof. Edward A. Roes of Wisconsin, sayt that the villain of today who Is most In need of curbing is "the respectable, ex emplary, trurted personage who, stra tegically placed at the focus of a spldor web of fiduciary relations, Is able from bis office chair to pick a thousand pockets, poison a thousand sick, pollute a thousand minds, or Imperil a thousand Uvea. It is the great-scale, high-voltage sinner that needs the shackle." PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "Slow and sure," remarked the man with the quotation habit, "Is a good motto." "But," protested tha thoughtful thinker, "there Is one thing that can never be slow and sure." "What" that?" queried the quotation dis penser, "A watch," replied tha thoughtful thinker. Chicago Inter Ocean. Unnm-v TTanlrT f el aorrv' fOS rill lad wot lives In dat mansion on de hill. Sue Is absolutely destitute. Faunterlng saui uesiuuier Hungry Hank Yea. Destitute of generos ity. Chicago Dally News, i-iiir.Muin-Dopin't Weerlus bora vou nearly to death? He talks like a phono graph. Atom Not at all. When a phonograph runs down It stops. Chicago Tribune. First Old MaidDo you think she's Second Old Maid Certainly. She's" mar ried. Detroit Free Press. "Who is that tall, bony girl with such a thin voice, wno sang in in uuci jui now?" ' . "That's Miss Screamer, and sh s a terror. She's always singing In the wrong key." "I should minx tne oniy ngm acy (or fsTnP WOMAN W B w ay sj j AND CONSIDER First, that almost every operation in our hospital, performed upon women, becomes necessary bwoausa of neglect of such symptoms aa Backache, Irrsg-ularitiea, Displace ments, Pain in the Side, Dragrinf Satiation. Dicxln and Sleepless ness Second, that Lydia B. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound, aad from native root and herb, ha cured more ease of female ilia than any othr one medicine known. It ref ' . nlatea, strengthen and restores women' health and 1 invaluable tn preparing- women for child-birth and daring the period of Change of Life. Third, the rreat rolnsne of nnaoliolted and grate fnl testimonial on file at the Pinkham Laboratory at Lynn. Mass, many of which are from time to time being published by epeoial permiaston, give absolute evi dence of the value of Lydia . Pinkh ' Vegetable Compound and Mr. Pinkham' advio. '' ' Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound For mora than 10 vaara has hen CD ring Female Complaint, Such a Dragrina- 8enatUm. Weak Rack, flammation and Ulceration, and and expel Tumor at aa early stage. Mrs. Pinkham Standing Invitation to Women Wnmta anffarlnar rmm lit form af female weakness B r invited to writ Mrs. pinkham, Lynn. Via, for ad vice, bhelt the Mr. Pinkham who baa been advising luk women free of charge for more than twenty year, and before that h assisted her mother-in-law, Lydia E. Pink Lam la advising. Tha h la especially well qualified to guide lok women back to health. WrtU today, Coal wait until too lav. Nw Turk CltJ. her was a skeleton key." Baltimore Ameri can. "It seems to me. Mabel," said the gtrT. mother, "that you ve become very find of Mr. Prettyman In a very short time." "Why, mother!" exclaimed tho blushing girl, "how can you say that?" "I overheard you telling him last night that he was 'too hateful for anything.' '- Philadelphia Press. Mrs. Highfllor Yes, ' George was away behind In hla alimony, said money was tight and all that, but I brought htm around. The Platonic Friend How did you m. in age It? Mrs. Highflier Oh, I wrota him a llttla letter threatening to go back and live wlta hun. Puck. A THANKSGIVING LESSON. Detroit Free Preas. Old Deakin Peck, Ood rest his soul, Is dead an' gone, but still His memory is fresh an green with us an' alius will; We mind him nearly every day for soma good deed he done. And when he went we wished that, hs had left to us a son. But never havtn' married, and remainln' single still, It don't need no explalnln', such a thing; warn't posnl-bllle. But if he'd left to us a son, trained in his goodly ways; Ho might hev been a oomfort to as. In ou downward days. The deakin wus the sweetest, kindest bacheller ws knew. Alius snoopln' round to find out something; good to do; An' bless yer life he'd find It; seemed ea though chanoe run hia way. But ne wus In his glory when It ooma Thankaglvin' Day. I mind how back In '89 he give one great big dinner, An' 'vited every man he knew to be a, downright sinner. "A woman wins a man," he said, "by feedln' him right well. An' meboe by a turkey feast I'll sava some souls frum 'hell.'" - - Four turkeys; with, the trimmln's, on tha table he displayed, An' thirty-four known sinners round tbet table wus arrayed; He picked out four chief sinners an' hs handed each a knife; "Now es ye do the carvln', ye should likewise do in life," 8ald the deakin, an' he watched 'em with the love light In Ws eyes. An' the sinners fairly gaped at him lit wonder an' surprise. They couldn't see what carvln' up a tur key hed to do With llvln' or with dyln", but the wiea old deakin knew. "Pass up yer plates," a sinner yelled, an up went thirty plates, An' each wus heaped with breasts, an wings an' drum sticks n pertates; Tha sinners took great pleasure In dls- tributin' the food. An' not a one wus greedy an' not a on wus rude. At last when every one wu served tha sinners found that they -Had generously given all tha choicest bits away. An' Deakin Peck Jos' up an' yelled: "Cl Hallelujah! Men, "Ye be not selfish down at heart. TVn git to Heaven then." - "I ordered up this dinner, Jes' to see how ye would act. It's better than a sermon, an' far better than a tract. "The Bible ses do unto man as ye would hev them do An" by this turkey dinner I hev brought this home to yew. The biggest sinners served the rest an' never thought of self. Not knowln' thet I hed another turkey on the shelf. Jes' carry off this lesson, do not another starve; i j Remember thet the War to Uva is Jog , tha way yew carve." Good Deakin Peck has left oa an he dldnt leave a son Or no one else to do tho work thet 'ha hed Jea begun; But hla memory will never spoil or dla upon the shelf, Beoos he taught us to be good by beta' good himself. He saw how wimmen reach men's heart along the stomach route, An' reckoned he could do the same If be but followed stilt. Now thirty-four old sinners travel down the righteous way Because they dined with Deakin Peclg upon Thanksgiving Dsy. railing and Displacements, In Organic 111, and It dUaolve