4 TILE OMAHA DAILY BEE: TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 19, 1907. The Omaha Daily Dei, FOUNDED BT EDWARD . IlOSEWATER. VICTOn ROBEWATEIl, EDITOR, Entered at Omaha Postofflce as second rla.a matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: !lly Bee (without Sunday), one year..M.0O Dally Bee and Sunday, one year 6 ' flunday Bee, ona year Saturday Bee, one year 1W DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Taty Bee (Including Sunday), fx-r week..15o Dally Dee (without flundayi, per week. ,10c Evening Hee (without Sunday), per week 6c Evening Bee (with Sunday), per week. . . l'u Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department OFFICES. Omaha-The Bee Building. South: Omaha :ity Mail Building. Council Blufln-15 Scott Street. Chicago isi fnlverslty Building- New , rork-10f8 Home Life Insurance Building. Wasulngtnn 723 Fourteenth Street N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. t'omrdunlcaf ;n relating to news and edi torial mattr ahould be addressed, Omaha lie. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, exprens or postal order pryahhi to The Bee Publishing Company. tnly 2-ccnt stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, eictept on ornsha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Stata of .Nelnsflka. Douglas County, ss: Charlea C. Rosewater. gei,eral manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number f full and complete copies of The Dally Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of October, 1907, was as follow: 1 36,70 1 34.690 17 ao,7-o lg 36.6P0 It 36,540 20 40.500 21.. 36,650 it.. 36,940 23 37.35 J 24 36,860 2S...' 36,753 It 36,700 27 36,580 21 37,010 29 36.9B0 30... 3,to 21 37.3M 3 , 36.600 4 , . . , . 36,360 6 '. . 34.650 6 33,500 7 .'. 6,440 36,630' 1 36,700 It 34.850 11....,..,., 39,400 It..... 34,630 II 35.3O0 14 36,630 1 36.090 1 36,980 Total 1,139,480 l.eus unsold and returned coplea. 0,983 Net total 1,139,565 Dally average 34,437 CHARLES C. ROSE WATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of November. 1907. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. WHEW OUT OF TOWN. futcrlbers ledTtnat the city tem porarily shoald have The Bee . mallea t them. .Address) will change aa often aa requested. Xayway, the Oklahoma Infant has a remarkable constitution. 'in the Banks We TradV'.OL'KU'- to be J tinted on the clearing house certi eatee. ''Quiet la needed now," says Mr. llarriman, who has been trying to set tho example Mr. Bryan's proposal to the demo crats was hardly unexpected enough to be designated as Budden. It is to be feared that that life-long democrat. Warren Swltzler. will have to be converted to democracy again.' A pastor at Indianapolis discharged his choir because its members per sisted in chewing gum. Now they will begin chewing the rag. In Europe, the rulers and leading statesmen are toasting each other. In this country' 'they are roasting each other, and enjoying It more. Pending the inauguration of that barge line on the Missouri river, a few experiments thla winter with Ice boats might prove the stream's navigability "Where is that much-talktd-ot In dlan summer, asks the Cleveland Leader. It has been filling its usual engagement in Nebraska, thank you Astronomers are puzzled over the disappearance of the rings of Saturn Chances are that they were wiped out by the reform forces at the last elec tion. Paris estimates that more than $1, 000,000 will be spent in the construc tion of new balloons In that city next year. Just another form of inflated currency. Mr. Cortelyou is offering nothing l ew in those ."certificates of Indebted uvss." The average citizens gets a lot of them through the mail about the first of every month. Mr. Taft Is said to shrink from the attantlon he will attract by travclin through Europe. He will have to stand it, aa he la not built on the right lines to travel Incog. Expense accounts filed by candidates not only here, but throughout Ne braska, tend to confirm the suspicion that It costs more to be defeated than ts win out in an election. James J. Hill la going to construct two eteamshlpa for the Pacific, each larger than those that bare been in service. Press of business has cured him of that attack of pessimism. Some of our local automoblllsts are again becoming reckless in their speed ing through crowded city streets. Un loss this disposition is checked another batch of arrests may be required. Remembering the number of dinner engagements Mr. Bryan has before him it may not be amiss to refer to him as the "Orator of the Plate," as well aa the "Orator of the Platte." Mayor "Jim." although elected on a boast that he would make Omaha wide-open town, seems to be exerting himself chiefly to make It a tight-shut town. Keep In the middle of the road "Mind You Own Business" was the onlj motto on the first coin struck at an American mint. It was discarded later on. because it la the business of such coins to mind everybody's butl "SEKIfiQ THiyot" As was naturally to have been ex pected, the public announcement by Colonel Bryan that he is willing to run again in 1908 has net his followt-rs busy "setin things." It will never do to have Mr. Bryan walk into an uncon tested nomination profferfd by a unan imous democratic national convention. Like the kaight of old, he njuttt Brut slay the dragon and paes Bafety over the bottomless abyss before he wins the fair ludy. Inasmuch as there are no fiery dra gons besetting Mr. Bryan's path nor any bottomless abjss between him and the democratic nomination, these stage effects must be manufactured out of painted canvas and straw stuffing. The Bryan organs have, therefore, con cocted a terrible conspiracy by the plu tocratic hosts by which, unless foiled, the sliver-clad warrior is to be waylaid and cheated out of his own. ' The details of the plot are -to be agreed upon at the conference of dem ocratic national committeemen called by Tom Taggart to meet at French Lick Springs the coming' week, and Standard Oil is to lubricate the wheels. Flngy" Connors, chairman of the New York democratic state committee, has tipped it all off by "laughing outright" at the suggestion of Bryan's nomina tion. The savins clause in the. uitnation Is that our own Mayor "Jim" has by some oversight been invited to be pres ent at this dark-lantern gathering. Of course, the arch devil, "Tom." would not have let Mayor "Jim" In had he known, because he might n, well have invited Bryan to join in a conspiracy against himself. But conspirators are proverbially 6tupld and before they gef away from French Lick Springs layor "Jim" will have them all roped and bound and gagged and tied to the sad dle of the Bryan broncho. Thus will end the first great conspiracy. TREASURY RICLIEF PLAXS. Bankers and business men generally will approve Secretary Cortelyou's lat est plan for the relief of the currency stringency, by the Issue of $50,000,000 of Panama canal bonds, available as a basis for additional bank note circu lation, and the authorization of an is sue of $100,000,000 In certificates of indebtedness, bearing Interest at 3 per cent and redeemable In one year. It is the consensus of opinion among finan- clers that the facilities thus offered will serve to ease conditions in the f 1- nanclal world and help restore normal business by enabling the bankers In the interior to secure the funds needed for expeditious moving of the crops. The decision to issue $50,000,000 of canal bonds, bearing 2 per cent Inter est and running for twenty" years Is, In effect, reimbursing the treasuryJfor the expenses of construction at Pan ama, paid out of current revenues. The determination of the officials at Washington to pay a portion of the canal expense out of the current funds was made at a time when the federal surplus was assuming unwieldy pro portions and Secretary Cortelyou de cided that it was not, good Judgment to Issue bonds for the. construction when surplus funds were lying idle in the treasury. Pursuant to that de cision, something like 89,000,000 has been paid out of current government revenues for the canal construction, al though it was clearly the intent of the lawmakers that, as the benefits of the canal would be reaped entirely by pos terity, the cost should be met by bonds being put upon the present generation alone. It turns out that the money advanced from current revenues to ward canal construction would have obviated the necessity of Issuing the $100,000,000 in certificates of in debtedness Ju6t authorize! by order of the Treasury department. ,The Issue of certificates of indebtedness will amouut to extending over the ensuing year the payment of the money already advanced for the canal cpnstructlon. It will also, as suggested by President Roosevelt, furnish the relief that ap pears essential until congress can- act on the demand for greate? currency elasticity, which the existing system lacks. Treasury officials expect the new measures decided upon to prove all-, sufficient to the emergency. The gov- ornment now has on depot.lt in the na- tinnal hanks something W excess of tun nnn nnn The certificates of in- t : debtedness will relieve the secretary of the treasury of the necessity of with drawing these funds to meet the cur rent expenses of government.' The issue of the $50,000,000 Panama canal bonds should enable the national banks to Issue additional bank note currency, which, added to the $$0,000, 000 in gold already received from Europe, with other large 'amounts en gaged for import, ghould'oon iurulU the funds needed for the crop move ment and the eirly resumption of specie payment b the banks. ) 1 exchange of crriciAL nnvBS. Frank Frantx, late 'governed -of the territory cf Oklahoma, is beinx sub jected to much criticism, mostly of the unfavorable sort, because of his refusal to participate in the ceremonies Incidental to the inauguration of his successor and the admission of Okla homa to statehood. Hht refusal was based upon an enmity engendered dur ing the campaign in which Governor elect Haskell made a vicious attack upon the personal character of Frantx. Back of it, too, was retaliatory for an other snub on the part of the newly elected governor, who bad refused to invite the other territorial officials to take part in the ceitdcnes because one cf them iff a negro ' Governor but simply announced that lie could not and would not appear In company with Haskell . who had no bitterly abused him. The Incident serves to recall other occasions in which defeated candidates have refused to participate in the In auguration of their successors. John AdaniB, president of the United States, left Washington at midnight preceding the inauguration of Jefferson. Later President John Qulncy Adams refused to attend the inauguration of Andrew Jackson 'and President Van Buren sulked in defeat, leavins President elect William Henry Harrison to ride alone in the Inaugural parade. Gov ernor Frantz, therefore, has distin guished precedents for his conduct. But, aside from that, it is difficult to censure him for his course. He has made it plain that his refusal was not due to political differences, but to personal resentment of attacks upon his private character. Under the cir cumstances. Governor Frantz appar ently deserves more credit for his re fusal than he would had he burled his personal pride and Joined in bestowing honor upon a man for whom he had no respect. THE CPOIS FOR 1007. The issue of' the last preliminary coi p report by the Department of Agri culture, together with iho official fig ures from the state authorltiea, re moves the element of estimation on the size and value of the year's crops and makes them more i matter of ma'.hematlcul calculation. According to these figures, the country has pro duced this year 2,554,000.000 bushels of corn, 625,567,000 busheU of wheat, 741,521,000 bushels of o".ts. 1. 1 7,132, 000 bushels of barley, 293 427.000 bushels of potatoes and 13.:ll 000 bushels of buckwheat. The south vo.ues in with an addition of 31,000, 000 bales of cotton. While the yield of all of these sta ples, is below that of last year, the prevailing prices, owing to the short age of crops in other countries and the increased . home consumption, should cause a net revenue return to the American producers In excess of that derived from the bumper crops of 190G. Nebraska's corn production for the year, for example, is 169,732, 885 bushels, or about 10 per cent less than the yield for 1906, while the value of the product for 1907 is placed at $72,985,140, or more than 10 per cent in excess of last year. The yield for d907, although slightly be low, that of 1906, In the nation, is about up to the average for ten years, while in money value at present quo- tatlons the crop is worth more than ; ever before The value of the agrlcul- tural products for 1906 was placed at SB 794 00ft OOft.hv.the Denartment of Agriculture, and the value of the 1907 crop at $7,000,000,000. TUK WRECK AT JJMESTOWX. Officials of the Jamestown exposi tion are admitting that they will have a deficit of something like $3,000,000. The loan of $1,000,000, made by the ' government, has been reduced by only ' $100,000, SO that the government stands to lose about $900,000, in addl-' ein nnn . nun vo me ai.otu.vuu tuicu uuuisui by congress in aid of the show for the conbtructlon of a government exposi tion building and its maintenance, and in other forms of federal participation in the exposition. The government has no recourse for its $900,000 deficit except to take possession of the assets of the insolvent exposition company. These consist principally of a sewer system out in a deserted village and a lot of temporary buildings that are practically worth less. It is barely possible that the government may decide to take the exposition grounds and use them as a construction yards or testing grounds for the Navy department. This la the most feasible suggestion Offered for ,. . - . . . , making the best of a bad bargain, as the navy is said to be in need of addi tional ground facilities, such as would be offered by the exposition site. While the government is scheduled to sustain a financial loss by the Jamestown failure, it m,ay he money well Invested If It serves the purpose of strengthening the congressional backbone to the point of refusing en- couragement to other purely local ex- Portion enterprises by appropriations nd loans. Every shipper or association of ship pers which has had recent experience with the Interstate Commerce commis sion endorses the suggestion of The Bee that the next step necessary is to divide the country into traffic districts with a subordinate board In each dis trict to take care of complaints arising within its limits. As things now stand, the delay in securing action frequently prevents relief unless the courts can be persuaded to intervene and appeals to the courts are expensive and not en tirely satisfactory. County Commissioner Solomon has discovered that down in Kansas City county jail prisoners have been fed, and fed just as well county Jail pris oners here, at a cost to the taxpayers of 11 centa a day as compared with a cost of 39 centa In this county. It Is a safe assertion ihat the sheriff of Douglas county has never lost any money through his privilege of feeding the county jail prisoners and charging it ux to the taxpayers on a per diem basts. Rochester has been having trouble with its voting machines by failure of a connecting bar to register the vote tor all the candidates, but the explana tion is given that the machines in use tS(rp jr pnf ntilv rM t-'ft cf a pntforfi that has been discarded. It Is gratify ing that so far the voting machines used in Omaha have not gotten out tt order or operated to disfranchise any one by reason of mechanical defects. Governor Sheldon is invited along with all the other governors to a con ference to be held at the White House next May to discuss with the president the various questions centering about the conservation of our natural re sources. There is nothing, however, to prevent Governor Sheldon from making an expedition to. Washington before next May if he sees fit. It is understood that the dinner to be given to Mr. Bryan in Washington next week will actually cost more th-in the $3 per plate, which will o the price to the guests. Aa an added in ducement, Mr. Bryan will make a speech, which it is promised will be worth the price of admission. "China has more money thai it knows what to do with," says a finan cial authority. This may be du to the fact that China has a habit of beheading bankers and promoter! who sequestrate the people's money. Senator Foraker is going to an nounce his candidacy for the presi dency, "JUBt for the effect it will hnve on the Taft boom." Well, that's one way to make the Taft boom look bigger than ever. Mexico has extended the area of de livery of eleven-pound parcels eent by mall. The United States Is about the only country that runs its parcels post system for the benefit of the express companies. Colonel Bryan's willingness to run for office seems to be contagious. Wo have a report now that nearly all the inhabitants of the state house at Lin coln are likewise willing to run for office. . . . Chairman Herbert Parson of the New York county ' republican, has been to the White House for a con ference, but he did not take bis fusion partner, William R. Hearst, with him. If'the bomb throwers have a new chief of police already picked out In some other town to be imported into Omaha, why not take the people here Into their confidence and. tell who he is? A Saperflaou Proceeding. Indianapolis News. What a the use pX a, democratic conven tion next year? The candidate is already 1 n n, n Ih. U t I V . k . . - 'rwnVnot ve the money that would )e spent on a useless formality of a convention for campaign purposes? Even a platform Is no necessity. Mr. Bryan will be his own platform.' A Ma.lcal Senate. Cincinnati Enquirer. Music has never been Introduced in the United States senate, unless on the occa sion of a funeral. It Is time for a little secular entertainment. Senator Taylor of Tennessee can play the violin and there annot be a doubt thut S9nator Beverld89 of Indiana baa a delicate touch for the piano. There are also several senators w,h can ,n- w'hve th " dlnner ocea'ons and they have done well under the circumstances. W. J. BKYAN'8 ANNOUNCEMENT. Ready (or the Sacrlflce. Philadelphia Press (rep.). What Bryan really says la that If the party can stand It once more, he can. Hot Shot. Nashville American (dem.). It U pitiful that a great party should be destroyed In catering to the ambition of an individual whose honesty is no excuse for his folly. No I' so Kicking. Minneapolis Journal (rep.). The democrats might just as well make up their minds now aa next June that their candidate will be Mr. Bryan. There Is no j usa kicking t gainst the pricks, for Mr. i Bryan has more followers In the country than any other Individual democrat. I Strengthened by Ills Statement. Indianapolis News (rep.). We ahould say that Mr. Bryan haa been greatly strengthened by his statement, thoug-h he was so strong before he made It that It was idle for any one to think of challeng-lna hi supremacy, whether he is aa strong; with the people generally aa he is with his own party may be doubted. (audldacy Inevitable. New York Tribune (rep.). As the impartial observer e It, the Nebraskan's candidacy ia Inevitable. The democratic party could not dispense with his sorvlcts1 if It would, and to make the matter binding his sense of political obliga tion would not let him drop the leadership under existing conditions, even If he could. Saperflaoas. New York World (dem.). Of course Mr. Bryan will accept the democratic nomination I A formal state ment to that effect U superfluous. But why should the democratic party accept Mr. Bryan? Is the party so Infatuated with defeat that It would not exchange the certainty of disaster for even the pos sibility of victory? Korea of Habit. Cleveland Plain Dealer (dem ). Conjecture wastes Itself In thd attempt to see Mr. Bryan's objett In again telling what tho public has regarded as an old story for the last decade, namely, thut William J. Bryan la willing to run for presi dent. The truth of the statement is not to be denied, but Its importance has long been dwindling. Perhaps, after all, this latest statement la chiefly important aa Illustrat ing the force of habit. Tho General f'eellag. New York Evening Post (ind ). Mr. Bryan's announcement that he ulll not seek, but Is ready to accept, another nomination for the presidency, will arouse almost every conceivable emotion except enthusiasm. This la ona great trouble with him. He haa gone stale. Everything that he can say ha has said a thousand times. It Is Impossible to quicken Interest In htm. lie has tired people out. The general feeling, if he should run again for the presidency, would ha like that of tho returned English officer In the story, who, when he was asked to go and see the House of Commons, rniNTEHS OX STATU POLITIC". Fremont Tribune: It Is announced thut W. J. Bryan has put (he kibosh on Mayor Dahlman's ambition to run for governor next j ear and that Ex-Senator . W. V. Allen Is to be requisitioned for the run. It ia a ten-to-one shot that the wily ex-senator will be deaf to the call. No man can beat the farmer boy of Nebraska, and no body knows It better than the aforemen tioned William Vincent Allen. Btantun Register: Thero Is considerable speculation as to who the democrats will name for governor next year. It will be necessary to name a candidate who Is thoroughly In accord with the radical democratic principles. Of the candidates so far wo hear of three: A. C. Bhallen berger, George W. Berge and cx-ftnntor William V. Allen. With these three men on the primary election ticket it would simply be a question of personal choice. Each havo the qualifications and are strong virile men wno would make a great fight to win. No matter which won the other two would get out and hustle to help the lucky man win. Wahoo Wasp: The vote in Baunders county on regents of the state university was a surprise, both Anderson and Coup iand, republicans, carrying the county. Mr. Sundean, who consented to be a candidate for regent at the earnest solicitation of Tom Allen, chairman of the democratic state committee, lost this county by fifty three votes. Had tho democrats who voted for Millard In Newman, Chester, Douglas, Bohemia, North and South Cedar and In Marble precincts voted for Mr. Sundean, he would have carried the county. The fact that Mr. Sundean ran on the pbpullst and democratic tickets, and Mr. Millard was the nomlneo of the democrats oiily, would indicate that a great many democrats did not vote for Mr. Sundean. Pierce Call: "A Big DEMOCRAT Victory! The DEMOCRATS Elect Six Out of Nine County Officers! THEY (the democrats) Elect Clerk, Judge, Superintendent, Sheriff. Commissioner and Coroner!" These were tho headlines In large, black type that stared many misguided on-electlon-day re publicans in the face as the local demo cratic organ was handed them at the post office last Thursday. "What! Don't they give republicans any credit at all for the success of their candidates?" said the mis guided one;. "Gee whiz! Every darn one of their candidates came 'round and whined about non-partisanship and that in little county offices there ahould be no party politics! Why every dog gasted one of 'em said they had always split their ticket and they expected to do it again this year. And now, dog gone my buttons, if they don't come out and blow about It being "A Big DEMOCRATIC Victory!" Well, wouldn't that Jerk your cork under?" Alnsworth Star-Journal: The late pri mary, being the first one in which the people made the nomination direct, was new. and many did not understand. Many therefore did not vote. It is therefore questionable If the will of a party was as fully expressed as it should have been. The results of the election show that there was much dissatisfaction with the results, both In the democratic and the republican i parties a mixed ticket being elected. An other lesson that might be profitably stud ied is, candidates must come to tiie hus tings with clean skirts. There was a time when little inquiry was made of the can didate except to know If he had always been a faithful member of the party, if he had, then he had easy sailing so far as his own . party vote was concerned. But that day is happily past. The writer is a party man and believes that the best good cao oome, to. this government through the Intelligent and patriotic effort of party organization. But lie does not believe in the application of the party whip, nor in tho ostracism of a man because he does not always follow the party lead. The main question Is, "Is he honest In the po sition he has taken?" If he Is and no base motives have combined to lead him into that position, then he is but exercis ing the freeman's right, which should al ways be unquestioned. But while the writer Is a party man he would be glad to see the members of his party, as well as of all other parties, exerclso tho greatest of care in the selection of candidates, so that only good men might be placed on the sev eral tickets. They should stop and think, and not be driven like cuttle. York Republican: if the republicans of Nebraska desire to have their best men stand for public office, they must show to them that political loyalty that will cause their best men to be willing to enter the contest. No good man likes to be defeated in a community where his party Is In the majority, and it is not likely that such a one would be willing to stand for It more than once. Now that the entire political machinery of the state, through the pri mary system. Is directly In the hands of the voter. In tho secrecy of the election booth, the voter owes it to himself and to the best interests of the community to more carefully Inform himself than ever before. And after he has placed men in nomina tion by the primary system he owes them party fealty more than ever before. In republican communities republican officials ought to be elected. And It Is only fair to say that In democratic communities democratic officials ought to he elected. The voters, by a majority of their votes, fairly expressed and fairly counted, place the candidates in nomination. If they carry good citizenship to the point where they admit that the majority ougnt to gov ern, then they owe It to tho candidates whom they have nominated to elect them. If they do not want to vote for them at the election, they should defeat them at the primaries. The entire power of nomin ating, all the machinery of government. Is directly iu the hands of each Individual citizen, and it ought to be exercised with u view to securing the willingness of the best men to serve, with the broad question of the best citizenship in mind, and not at the behest cf Individual prejudice or Indi vidual interest. These remarks cannot be interpreted as unkindly to any candidates on the opposition ticket, because they would apply with equal force to them, were their party In the majority In the county and in the district. Artinrit fur Postal Savlaga Banks. Philadelphia Record. The withdrawal of money from active use as a consequence of hoarding has put a new argument Into the hands of the advo cates of postal savings banks. A very large proportion of the country's money supply has suddenly disappeared, because of the distrust of the safety of bank a, trust companies and other ordinary de positories. If the millions of small de positors were enabled to put their cash In postal havings banks having full faith In the ability of t'ncle Sam to make good whenever called upon the money would be made constantly available for the uses of business while carrying a small rate of Interest for Its owners. No wage earner would be likely to undertake to be his own banker in times of stress like the present if he could have recourse to the postal savings banks. This Is no longer a nlatter of theory, as the experience of other coun tries has amply verified. EieladlHg the Water. San Francisco Chronicle. There Is not so much talk about watered stocks these days. The process of wringing out seems to ba so thorough that all signs of molatura are disappearing. When the public Is convinced that the doing pro cess has been completed many of them will enjoy a greater popularity than they . j-. w : I .11 WMM. wwwwwmwwwiw What Would What would it cost your family to live if you weretakcn away from them? You will admit that they would have to live. Figure out what it would cost them to live in the plain est way, then carefully- investigate what it would cost you now to ensure them at least a minimum of comfort in such case by means of a policy in The Mutual Life Insurance Company It is the business of the Mutual Life to stand between the families of its mem bers and want. It is a mutual company. Ia its 64 year it has paid to and accumulated for its members 100 million dollars more than it has received from them, and nearly 200 millions more than any other company. It is easier than you realize toprotect the home folks now. it costs nothing whatever to learn exactly how it can be done. Will you investigate? The Time to Act is NOW. For the new forms The Mutual Life of New Or STANHOPE FLEMING, Manager, First National Bouk UItlg Corner 13th and Farnam Streets. Omaha. Neb. PEB0At OTES, A Boston woman is accused of hnvlng cooked seventy miles of pies. Used for paving the road to Indigestion, probably. Although, according to Hetty Green, poli ticians are eating up the country, they haven't bitten Into her slice of It yet. The chap who calls his sweetheart his clearing house certificate Is merely saying In a new way that she is as good as gold. Caruso, in this country, says of tho monkey Incident, i'Forget It, please." And the New York papers, ever ready to oblige, forget It to the extent of about a column. There died In Washington, D. C lust week Mrs. Alice Queen, 101 years old. She was tho mother of eight children, the grandmother of fifty-nine, tho great-grandmother of 132, and the grcat-great-grand-mother of Hve. a total of 304 descendants, of whom 153 aro still living. The attacks upon the new Saint Guudens Bold englo as an artistic failure are really savage in their uncompromising Intensity. The Boston Transcript Joins the New Tork Sun and the Washington Herald In ridi culing and condemning the Saint Guudens designs. F. Augustus Helnzo, who has figured so prominently of late In connection with the financial crisis, comes of a famous Gormun family, for one of his uncles is professor of philosophy at Lelpsic. and another has oc cupied the chair, of Roman law in the Uni versity of Heidelberg for many years. Rev. A. G. Lawson. a New York cler gyman, created considerable of a contro versy at the Baptist congress In Balti more this week by stating that women are chiefly responsible for much that is bad in the literature of the day. He said: "They write most of it that Is bad, and they read a good deal of it." Bartering Honor for Titles. Baltimore American. A story Is told of the breaking of :i prospective marriage between an American girl and a foreign nobleman because when the financial agent of tho nobleman in vestigated the wealth of the prospective brldo he found It not so great as was ex pected, and also restricted by the terms of the will bequeathing the fortune so that the noble suitor could not get full possession. Why American girls with the supposed spirit of American freedom and Independence ahould prefer this cold blooded bargaining to the wooing of an American man, who is proud to win his bride for herself alone, is one of those mysteries of the feminine organization which no mere mascullno penetration can ever find out. Promoting Art of l'eace. Boston Herald. Rather discouraging this remark of Gen eral Greely that the army Is no piaco for the poor man. as the pay of officers Is too small to allow them to support thuir fami lies without running Into debt. However, It ought to have a tendency to encouruge, the development and purtult of the arts of peace. The Pace that Kills. Chicago Record-Herald. Tho railroads of this country killed about 1CU00 people last year, li per cent more than during the preceding year. In Justice to the railroads It should be explained that a good many of the killed employed chauf feurs who had no respect for the "Ijook-Out-for-the-Locomotive" sign. IBi'ownlng, Ming & Co ClwOTHINC, FURNISHINGS and HATS OVERCOAT IIERE is our slightly form-fitting and full skirted Overcoat the season's most fash ionable garment for those seeking' distinc tion in dress. And our double-breasted Over coat with full box back a garment of equal character on more conservative lines. A variety of other models for other tastes and all made in our work shops. $15 to $60. SUITS, $15 to $40. 15th and Douglas SjpK ,5th and DugU StrootB VV Streets : t re. s. wilcox, Mar. 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