6 TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, AUGUST 31, 1907. Tim Omaha Daily hee. FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. rises matter. TFPxin on" i -nisr'wtPTiriv. DsllV n Isllhnnl HunMxl on vear. 14 00 Lil' liee and Sunday, on yeaf .......... ' Bunder Bee. on year J W Saturday Bee, om )nr LM DEMVRRF.I HT CARRIER. Dally Hee (including; Sunday), per wek..le Dally Hee (without Sunday), per week..lfl Evening- Boa (without Sunday), par wk o Evening; Ilea (with Sunday), per week..We Address all roinnlalnts of irregularities lu delivery to City' Circulation Department. omens. Omaha The Baa Building. South Omaha OJty Hall Bofldlne. Cfcunrll 111 u IT a 15 Srott Strait. t hlrago 1M0 fully Building;. , Sew York 1MI Home Lire Insuranr Bids. .Washington Mi Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to nnwa and edl- terlal matter should be addressed, Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCE Remit b draft.-express or pogrnl order ravahla tn The Tie Pnhlliihlna fomDinr. Only Z-rent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eaatern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT Of CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas county, eat Charlea C. Roaewater. ventral manager of The Ree Publishing; Company, being duly aworn. aaya that the actual number f full and complete coplee of The Daily Morning, Evening and Sunday Pee printed during the month of July. 1907. was ai ioiiows: 1. 9M49 38,10 SS.IB0 36.800 ,0 SM0 IT. ..... it , 8S.480 i9......;. .io t ... 3,M0 ft S8,a50 IS ' 1770 91........ 8S.67Q 14... v... ss.sso 39,430 It M.400 IT S,700 91 .35,400 99 41,370 90 8380 91. M3M MM SSJ40 io.;:::::: 11 88,430 It 88,880 II.. 88340 It 88,900 II.; 88,780 II 88,80 Total ........1438.380 Less unsold and returned cop lea.. 10,33s Net total..... ....14ai,85 Dally average.. 38,13 CHARLES C. ROSEWATER, OeneraJ Manager. Subacrlbed In my nreaence and aworn to before me tola 1st day of August, 107. tseai) , M. a. hunuaik, Notary Public WHEIf OUT OF TOWS. Subscribers leaving tSe city tesa perarlly efc14 aavet The Bee mailed ta them. Addreaa will be changed aa often aa reaaestea. The speculator's panic may prove the Investor's picald. The cartoonists will never ' forgive Speaker Cannon If he really quits Ismoklng. , "T Speaker Cannon has decided, to quit Ismoklng, but has not yet agreed to fault swearing. Wall street Is learning that It 18 a Hfflcult matter to keep both the law lind the profits.. Omaha banks have plenty of money o accommodate -f til customers who lave the right kind of security. A cable from St. Petersburg says hat Russia Is Jn,fear of a mutiny, itlll, that hardly cornea under the head f news. J' Secretary Wilson forgot to Include ye, bourbon and beer In his 'summary f the value of the cereal products of as year. Railroads are beginning ' to admit hat the 2-cent fare law is not unreaso nable, though still hoping that it is nconstltutlonal. , . . Muldoon should, not charge Secre iry Root anything for putting him in ghtlng trim again. Think of all that plendid advertising. The surface at Newport's most fash nable beach Is to be sprinkled with Llogne. Newport's social record pould also be perfumed. Ak-Sar-Ben dates have been fixed Jr the carnival to open September 26 id to close October 5. Mark that on e calendar for red letter days. George Bernard Shaw says he re ived but ft. 90 for his first nine ars' literary work. Publishers were ore discriminating In those days. The consumers . were the only suf fers from the strike of the meat Kon drivers a New York. But the nsumers never count In cases of that nd. Of course, all these democratic plans jr next year's campaign will be con lered tentative until Charlie Towns jt-urns from the. Philippines and ap joves or rejects them. A captain of a steamship reports vlng sailed through a sea of oil In ) West Indies. The Standard Oil, er gobbling the earth, may now be lng to capture the oceans. ' ' peorge Fred WllUams Is to preside mo wtHKuumu uemocrailC COD- ltlon. Which is Interesting onlv in nlshlng the good news that George d is still alive and true to his old Is. Governor' Sheldon has issued hU t comma tat Inn eit a lumlt.nil... i - w f .vui.,., iioner's sentence,' The governor jy be right In this particular case, he should not forget the denuncla showered upon the pardon rec- of his two Immediate predeces- P In the executive office. . ivrpreaeuiauves oi me Kansas ra or nanway commissioners are ng stock of the J -cent fare sltua In Nebraska with a view to re lng the same concessions to tho ellng pnblle by the railroads trav- jls are lo&ing money because or the Iced passenger fares, the dividends Lot show u. v 1 " : ' ' - HARMLESS CAKKOtr SHUTS. Sitting on the aft deck of the yacht Valcour, owned by Congressman Sib ley, as the yacht rode at anchor In a peaceful narbor on the placid waters of Lake Charnplafn, Joseph O. Cannon, speaker of the national house of rep resentatives, has given out an Inter view evidently Intended to "throw a scare" Into the republican political camp. After asserting that be was not a candidate for the presidential nomination, In the sense of being a seeker for the honor, Speaker Cannon said: Now, I want to make thla point. If congress dore not act wisely at the next session; If It Is not actuated by calmneaa and patriotism; If It makes great mlatakea and falls to meet the approval of the rensnnlng American public, there will not be much need for the election of delegates to the next national convention of the re publican party. It must be remembered that Speaker Cannon has Just cut his cigar allow ance, under the orders of his phy sician, from twenty a day to three a day and he Is probably suffering from that brand of depression familiar to all users of tobacco who have tried to swear off or limit their Indulgence in the weed. There Is no other plaus ible explanation of his expressed fear that th sixtieth congress will do some thing that will wreck the republican party. There Is nothing In sight, be yond Mr. Cannon's nlcotlneless dreams, to Indicate any legislative rocks that threaten the safety of the republican ship of state. The work of the next congress is pretty well cut out. Both sessions of the congress will be held during President Roosevelt's term of office and there is no danger of any depar ture from the policies he has pursued during his Incumbency and absolutely no prospect that congress will fail to support the president, who Is only leading where the American people are eager to follow. WThIle there might be some temptation for congress to refuse to follow the president's lead, every one of the republican senators and representatives knows that It would mean political suicide for him to withhold Indorsement and support from the president's recommendations concerning further railway trust and corporation legislation and other Issues on which the president's position has been clearly defined and approved by the nation.- - Speaker Cannon evidently Is amus ing himself by' firing blank cartridges. PASSlfiQ OF ! 4 GRKAT ACTOR, The passing of Richard Mansfield In the fifty-first year of his life has re moved the most prominent figure from the English-speaking stage. Mr. Mans field was one of the- few modern actors possessed of the genuine inspiration of. his art, which he took seriously in all its aspects. He had covered a wide field in his activity on the stage, ran ging from minor and low comedy parts to the highest and most pretentious of undertakings. No ' modern actor has evoked more heated discussion. In -a large measure he defied the traditions of his art, and by violating what seemed to be hard and fast notions he brought on himself a storm of . criti cism. His persistence along the lines he conceived to be right brought to him finally the general support of the public and he was successful in estab lishing a new regime for the stage. In nothing was this departure more noticeable than In his version of the role of Brutus in "Julius CaeBar." He departed from all that had been held in reverence as being expressive of the character of the thoughtful and studi ous Roman, and the echoes of the up roar he excited have hardly died away yet. But Mansfield persisted, and the Mansfteldlan Brutus will lire along side of, if it does not dlsplant, that of Booth. The death of Mr. Mansfield is a loss to the world of letters and art, as well aa to the stage. Although not an American by birth, he gave to his adopted country the richest fruits of his splendid talents, and he will be sin cerely mourned by all who have tho Interests of true enlightenment and culture at heart. THE ATHLETE COMING TO HIS OWX, Assuredly, if almost Imperceptibly, a change has come over the country In the matter of athletic equipment as an essential factor in social, Industrial and political life. Only a few years ago the boy with the bulging brow who took class honors at college was welcomed on his home-coming by the plaaidits of his admiring fellow towns men and a great future predicted for him, while the brother who won the 100-yard dash In the collegiate athletic tournament waa a source of regret, if not humiliation, to his parents, who could not help but feel that they had wasted their money on the -lad who should have remained on the farm where muscle and brawn were visible assets." All that has changed and the call all along the line today is for men with trained muscles, quick eyes and experience in the hit-and-get-away game. The change is most pronounced and noticeable in the statesman class. The president of the United States has set the example and is ready to meet a pugilist or a United Statea senator on the mat, best two out of three, Graeco Roman, catch-as-catch-can, with a lit tle something to eat after the bout and a few mlnutea earnest conversation on the subject that was the prime object of the call at the executive mansion. The vice-presidency, which used to be a purely ornamental office, now calls for a man who can rescue drowning girls without a rehearsal, drink his weight in buttermilk or discuss world problems with the best of them with out turning a hslr. The secretary of war is required to have personal cour age, ready to meet reception commit tees from Bath, Me., to Hong Kong and to slay with them until the last man Is. under, the table. The secre tary of state, as a preliminary to round with the diplomatic corps of the hated European nations, takes a course of special training at Muldoon's place. The secretary of agriculture shows his fitness by riding a thousand miles on horseback through the rough sections of the Pacific coast, and the secretary of the navy spends his vaca tion in submarine boats and familiar izlng himself with the Joys and dan gers of torpedo boat destroyers. The secretary of the interior, in a tour of the country, stops long enough to win the tennis championship at way sta tions and the chief justice of the supreme court celebrates his seventy second birthday anniversary by beat ing bogey on the Bar Harbor golf links. The rule holds, too, in industrial affairs. In the old days, when a fight web on for the control of a railroad, the captains of high finance armed themselves with proxies and the serv ices of a man learned In the law and Its technicalities. Today, the railroad director before starting for a meeting of the board has a little preliminary exercise with, .the butler or a few mem bers of his office force ami proceeds to the meeting with the set purpose of carrying his point or whipping the chairman. It is this sort of training, the grasping of the changed conditions, that has made Stuyvesant Fish one of the greatest railroad magnates of the age. The athlete Is coming into his own. There is no place In the activities of the age for mollycoddles. VJtDKSJRABLE CANDIDATES. President Roosevelt has said that there are "undesirable citizens" who may still have, stopped short of com mitting any crime for which they may be punished. There are also "unde sirable candidates" against whom nothing can be said seriously reflect ing on their Integrity or good inten tions. The mere fact that a man has lived in a community a certain number of years, has never, been hauled into po lice court, has made few enemies, has usually voted the party ticket and has never had anything in the form of recognition or patronage which he thinks commensurate ,with his con tributions to the success V)f the perty, does not necessarily make him a de sirable candidate. '' In choosing candidates to go on the ticket the main point to be kept in view by the leaders of the party Is victory at the polls through the elec tion of clean, competent officers and the entrenchment of the party princi ples and policies. What Is wanted Is the strongest ticket so made up as to appeal to the support of all elements of the party and to independent voters who do not regard party lines as para mount. ' . The "undesirable candidate" is fre quently the most persistent and the most selfish, putting his personal In terest above everything else. But when he secures a nomination, acci dentally or otherwise, he becomes a drawback to the other candidates and has to be carried along by their strength. Assuming that every mac seeking a nomination figures himself a possibil ity, it is to his interest to have every other place on the ticket filled by the very best timber that is available. It Is to his interest to have a ticket no part of which will draw fire a ticket that can be elected as a whole with the least expenditure of effort and money. 1 If the republicans of Douglas county at the coming primary will eliminate all the "undesirable candidates" re publican success in November will come as a matter of course. Why should the present sheriff and his deputies be so interested In naming his successor, and also opposing the most competent man for comptroller? Sheriff McDonald concluded that the state of his political health did not warrant him In asking for another term and the same reasons that forced this conclusion will put a stop to a continuance of the graft practiced in the sheriff's office irrespective of . Mc Donald's preferred candidate. His interest In the comptrollership is, doubtless, traceable to the same In spiration. The grafters In the sher iff's office know that they cannot got any padded expense bills past a comp troller like Emmet G. Solomon and for that reason they want some one else. The people of Omaha are ' to be asked to vote gas bonds in the sum of 1-3,500,000 to be turned over to the tender ' mercies of the democratic mayor and city council. Would any one who possessed $3,500,000 of his own hand it over to the safe-keeping of the present democratic mayor and council? Governor Sheldon appointed Henry T. Clarke, jr., to the position he holds as member of the Nebraska Rallway commlsslon. The re-election of Mr. Clarke will be a popular endorsement of Governor Sheldon's action, while the withholding of this endorsement would be construed as a slap at the fovernor. The route of the battleships on their journey to the Pacific is being kept secret. It might be a good plan to drop those sixteen fighting ships into the harbor at Caracas for a few hours just to show President Castro the re- sources Uncle Sara has at his back It he should decide to get determined about collecting those claims against Venezuela. . The five Central American republics are arranging to hold a peace confer ence In Washington. ' It remains to be seen whether a peace- treaty made In Washington will last longer than one made In Central American capitals. In that neck-o'-woods a jpeace pact holds good only until the treasury gets a balance big enough to fight about. a Lionaon tailor says that green frock coats will be fashionable for morning wear this fall. They may be fashionable, all right, but out in the a ... ... west the man who attempts to set the fashion will do well to have his ac cldent Insurance premiums paid In ad va-nce. The tfemocratlc talk of nominating Mr. Bryan for president and Mr. Hearst for vice president Is not mak ing much of a hit with either Mr. Bryan or Mr. Hearst Each Is willing to have the other eliminated from pol itics, but they hesitate to go down to gether. A New York paper sserts that 2,000 New Yorkers .have, cancelled their orders for automobiles on ac count of President Roosevelt's policies; Pedeetrians will become'' more than ever enthusiastic over the Roosevelt policies. Speaker Cannon seems unduly wor ried over what qongress may do at the coming- session and is. fearful that some mistake may be made. The rec ord shows that congress always does what the speaker wants it to do or al lows it to do. -. i -( Our amiable democratic contem porary has not yet repeated its old question once during the present pre liminary campaign, "Are you a repub lican, or are you a Fontanelle?" It will probably start up as Boon as the nominations are made. The World-Herald seems to be do ing its best on its front page to make people believe tha lynching is Justi fied, whlle on its editorial page It de nounces mob violence as inexcusable. The hyphenated sheet has been aptly termed the "double-ender." Secretary Shaw says that the farms of America annually produce products that are valued at more than $6,500,- 000,000. There must be some other state, then, equally as productive as Nebraska. - -.?' Muldoon should hurry, up and get Secretary Root out of the way so as to give his attention to Stuyvesant Fish and President Harahan of the Illinois Central, who are scheduled for the next bout. Ftrly ta Presidential Class. Chicago Tribune, Not only waa Mr. Taft fearless and aelf-' possessed In that railway wreck, but he waa ready to rescue any helpless young person who needed to be rescued. Secret of the Flatter. Washington Post. "Uncle" Joe Cannon Is now amoklns: onlv tljree cigars a day. Perhaps he feara he la getting "tobacco heart," when In reality that fluttering is due to the talk of nnm. lnatlng him for the presidency. Vnlque Hammer Garb. Pittsburg Dispatch. Those Iowa women who tarred and feathered six town -drunkards at Bayard may have improved upon Carrie Nation's prohibitive method. At any rate, the men who have been treated by them will have occupation enough to keep them away from drink for a day or two. M hy Not Read I'pf . Kansas City Times. It is announced from Tppeka that the attorney for the Kansas Railroad board ex pects to examine a number of Nebraska railroad men as to the feasibility of 9-cent fares In Kansaa. Don't the Kansas rail road commissioners knovtCwhat the Ne braska railroad men think ; of the 1-cetit fare law without taking1 ihe trouble to secure their depositions? IaBoeaee of the lalted Statea. Baltimore American. If any genuine and lasting good comes out of The Hague peace conference. It will probably be owing to the stand taken and the propositions made by the United States. The country's desire for Interna tional peace' la genuine; It haa no interna tional jealousies to consult and no hostile policy of any kind to push. This earnest ness on the part of so powerful and Im portant a conferee haa evidently had Its ffect, though, of course, the other nations are Influenced by the very coaslderatlons from which this country is fortunately free. - TOO MICH Or A tiOOD THr.. Aa Overflow of Prosperity Reapoa- Ible for tho Slaiap. The shrinkage lu Wall street value. h lready exceeded 13,000,000,(100. Thla ! largely due, not to Presldeut Roosevelt's policy or his actions In connection with corporations, for similar disturbances have taken place In London and rlsewhere. En llsh consols, for Instance, are lower to-day than they have been In the history of the nation. Aa a matter of fact, we have had In this country too. much prosperity for several yrars, causing an overdoing In all channels of work, construction and apecu latlon. In other words, there has been too much business for capital, credit and trans portation. Values had become Inflated, and In the meantime there were many evi dences of corporate dishonesty which shocked confidence by the revelatlona that cropped out from time to time. Mr. iRoosevclt's policy haa been forced upon hjm by these developments. While the penalty now being paid may be bitter for the excesses that have taken place, the pituatlon. will be a sounder one In the end and all Interests will be established on a more conservative basis. Great prosperity hua forced upon corporations a larger amount of business than they had the abil ity to handle; hence the flooding of the market with securities to obtain the means to meet the emergency and the excessive Issues from that source. It is plain to be seen, therefore, that those who blame Mr. Roosevelt for all our troubles are In error. Actual conditions have been mainly re sponsible. We have been confronted with conditions, not theories OTHER LA!fD9 THAI OURS. The session of the British Parliament brought to a close last Wednesday I chiefly notable for promises of legislation unfulfilled. . Borne sixty measures, mostly of a local character, received the approval of both commons and lords Beginning with the much heralded Irish home rule bill, a measure which did not please friends or foea, the abortive character of Its pro visions revealed the Irreconcilable division of the ministry on that vital question. Con demned and spurned by the Irish nationalist members, the Ignomlnous fate of with drawal waa meted out to the most Im portant ministerial measure of the session. The bills for relief of small farmers and "cropters"' In Scotland and the Irish evicted tenants were amended to death In the House of Lrtrds. One bill to which more than national Interest attaches was passed. It creates a criminal court of appeal, a measure of Justice prompted largely by the case of Mrs. Maybrlck. whose convic tion was forced by the rulings of the trial Judge, and provoked the condemnation of two continents. Much reform legislation was expected from the liberal party with Its dominant majority of 150. Failure to meet expectations will provoke criticism. The ministry must be given credit ior good Intentions, however. Blocked by the Tory majority In the House of Lords, the min istry centered Its efforts on measures of nonpollttcal character. Hence the record of the aession la of little general conse quence. But It emphasises the fact that the liberal party must "end or mend" the House of Lords before It achieves distinc tion as a constructive organisation. ' Orders have been Issued for the election of members of the third Duma of Russia. ine two preceding oodles were not as tractable as the emperor desired and hopes are entertained by the reigning house that the new body will yield more readily to royal treatment Conditions in the empire are likely to confuse the Issues of the cam paign and render difficult the selection of safe and sane" candidates. Torchlight processions, open-air meetings. Joint de bates and other features of a warm contest are not aa fashionable as they might be. The chief political excitement la generated by bombs carefully placed and by the funeral of officials violently shuffled off. Assassinations are so common that official life Is a continuous round of alarm. Police men will not permit anyone to approach them, lest they feel the keen edge of a knife. One million dollars Is being spent In new Jails. Arrests continue at ah ap palling rate. Jails are overcrowded and the roads to Siberia are thronged. Thirty persons are arrested tially In St. Petersburg by the secret police. Eighty are sent into exile from BL Petersburg every day. Tele grams from Tlflis report that the authorities there are working day and night at the construction of a huge temporary prison. So many Russians have friends in Jail, or have been there themselves, or expect to go there shortly, that the papers print spe cial columns headed, "Jail News," Just as the English and American papers devote paos to the doings of fashionable resort. The difficulty of working up a fair degree of excitement for campaign purposes under these circumstances can be appreciated even at a distance. Candidates are at a dis advantage. Their workers are liable to be hiking for Siberia when they should be hustling to get out the vote. A turbulent empire of 10,000,000. without roads or telegraphs, laws or Justice, yet within gunshot of Europe, hi watching Its ruler with fierce scorn. "We have no sul tan!" they say. All know the French have cast a net about their land, and that the end may not .be far off. , Meanwhile a strange figure alts listlessly amid the orange groves of old Fes a big, heavy featured young man, well meaning, but bored and vacillating, dimly realizing that perhaps with htm passes a dynasty of 2,000 years. For Moulal Abd-el-AsIs XtV Is lineal descendant of those proud rallphs who overran Spain long ages ago, and planted their mosqud In Cordova, their throne In the gorgeous Alhambra mich is the vivid summary of conditions In Morocco with which W. O. FltiGerald begtns a re markable article in Harper's Weekly. 'Now," he continues, "the great Moorish empire totters to its fall, seething with anarchy and brigandage, and with hatred of the Christians, while the sultan, bewil dered by 'international conferences.' "pro grams of reform.' foreign Intrigues, treach erous advisers, and pretenders to the throne, has retired to his Innermost pavil ion to play with the toys that have' been his ruin." The Oerman emperor's Interest In every thing that goes on In the world Is well known, but few are aware of the trouble he takes to keep In touch with current af fairs. According to a Munich newspaper, the kaiser reads at least three papers every day, changing the list several times a week in order to become fully acquainted with the Ideas or all political parties in the state. But this by no means exhausts his appetite for information. Every day the. ministry of foreign affairs, as well as that of the interior, haa to provide news paper cuttings, properly fiamed and dated, and pasted on slips ready for the em peror's perusal.. These he carefully reads, making marginal notes as he goes along, and they are then scrupulously classified and put aside for Immediate reference. Often, too, the emperor asks for cuttings relating to the particular technical sub jects In which for the time he Is specially Interested. Vance Thompson, writing In the Outing Magaalne, draws this picture of the under world of London: There Is a standing army, as the phrase goes, of 80,000 unem ployed: add, still, I0.0U0 women very badly employed Indeed, and S0.000 homeless adults, and 35,000 wandering children of the slums, and 15,000 free criminals, and you hdve before you a statistical summary of the situation In the. greatest city In Christen dom. Ninety per .cent o the producers of the actual wealth of London have no homes they can call their own beyond the week's, end and no other possessions than the few sttcka of old furniture that will go Into a hand cart for trundling from lodging to lodging. And (OC.ono people live in- one room tencmenta In which decency Is Impos sible. Every night 90,000 Londoners sleep tn 4-penny lodging houses the 4-penny "does" and every night 11.000 sleep in the casual wards. Where should they sleep, ' these secondary millions? In London there are 1.2U2.737 workers who get less than X a week per family! The week I write of there were 99,820 persons In workhouses, hospitals and prisons of the great town. ew Jersey's Heach for Feea. Boston Transcript. New Jersey's reputation aa a state where Incorporation can be secured on the moat attractive terms is now so far-flung that it is able to do business, not only for most of Its sister statea, but also open Inter national accounts in a few cases. It haa completed a transaction In this latter claas that is unique. It haa Incorporated a com pany, organised by Frenchmen to develop mining properties In Spain. Thla Is a three cornered arrangement which" we should suppose might Invite complications. Still, that is not New Jersey's affair. It gets its fee and perhaps Increases Its prestige by advertising its special industry ia three countries , . For a Bang-up Time - .take five cents mm m jt mm ill. to the grocery and ask for POLITICAL URIFT. Smoke from adjacent locomotives threat ens to mar the garish beauty of Pennsyl vania's new etatehouse, but the smudge Is not thick enough to hide the spots of the builders. Toung Mr. Gorman of Maryland cheer fully admits that his feet snugly fit his father's senatorial shoes, and Is anxious to wear them. Mr. Gorman lias some good qualities, Including nerve. Secretary Taft follows Vice President Fairbanks and Colonel Bryan In the hero class, and Uncle Joe Cannon Is training with susplcloua seal. Cutting out four stogies a day is somewhat heroic, but not enough to win a medal. St. Louis boasts of an official woodchop- per. The duties of this functionary, as far as known, consist of drawing his salary. Senator Foraker continues prancing around Ohio with a large chip on his shoul der. The chip grows in slie as William H. Taft recedes in the distance. There Is a growing movement In South Carolina to elect Major J. C. Hemphill' to the United States senate to succeed A. C. Latimer. Major Hemphill, as editor of the Charleston News and Courier, has long wielded a powerful Influence in the public affairs of his state, but he has never sought' or held any public office. He waa a moat bitter opponent of Senator Tillman In the factional feuds In the state. Governor Folk finds the task of holding down the lid In St. Louis more difficult than prosecuting municipal grafters. But be has routed race track gambling and the bucket shops effectually, leaving only the thirsty poundlpg the lid on Sunday. A summer thirst in St. Louis on Sunday la such a painful affliction that sticking a straw through the crevice . of the ltd Is considered Justifiable, provided the officer is out of sight. Stm?TY GEMS. "Dont you believe balloon Inventors r visionary people?" -wen, l must say that as a rule they ara usually up In the air." Baltimore American. "What makes you think Mr. HnndHrka ta cultured T" Oh, he has such a lovely wiv of eatlns- corn on the cob." Detroit Free Press. "It Is very good of you to consent tn dance with so poor a dancer." "It's a charity ball, you know." Houston Post. ,. "Charlie, tell me the old, old story." "Well, It waa this way: Our team was iood Ellenfal .fyod The easy digestion, palalableness and nutrition of re WHEAT FLAKE CELERY rail makes it a good mental less force to assimilate it and does not produce fermentation to distress the stomach. It is a food made from whole wheat containing all the phosphates and proteids. It has all the elements to sustain life. too - T IS a good ii ting that boy of yours ready for school and we are prepared to help you- in first-class school suits and fixings. Start your boy off ihis season with a good suit and you will not have to buy so often. New Fall Hats are now ready for men and boys. Browning, Ming fk Co R. S. WILCOX, Manager. a package of GINGER SNAPS You'll hit the mark every time. NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY doing fine until the seventh Inning and then our pitcher went up n the air." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Seems to me' King Kdward Is doing a lot of running about among European na tions this summer." "Yea. Wonder If he lon't the walking delegate of the Monarch' union?"-Philadelphia Ledger. " 'TIs the rare that kills." said the sen tentious philosopher. "No, It Isn't," com-rted the amateur mo torist, "it la KPttlns: mixed up with tha machine." Philadelphia Press. Yankee Jingo I'm afraid we're going ta have trouble with you Japs. Suave Jap h! no trouble at nil, my friend. It will be a pleasure. Urooklyn Life. The stranded automobllist was working over his car. Up came a sarcastic follower of the plow. "How many horsepower Is she?" he mirthfully Inquired. "Sixty," replied the automobllist. "Then, by heck, why don't she go?" "Because, my friend, thirty are pulling each way." Cleveland Plain Dealer. SCIENTIFIC MHSKHY RHYME. St, Louis Republic. Baby bye. Here's a fly! Let us watch him, you and L Bee htm swoop In a loop. Almost tumbling In the soup. There he goes With his toes Dancing on your grandma's nose; Now, my dear, See him veer To your darling papa's ear. See his feet They are neat, And his footsteps are so fleet! His feet hold. So we're told, Microbes in each tiny fold. You would winlrni At. each term That is given to each germ One might speak For a week In rich Latin and tn Greek. And not tell Very well ..., . No, nor even could he spell All the things ' The fly brings On his feet and head and wings. Germs of grippe, " ' Pains that nip, Pangs that hold each finger tip; Dandruff mites. Typhoid sprites, And appendicitis bites All of these. With great ease. Does he carry, if you please. Spry and quick, Ply and slick- Wlth all them he's never sick! food, because it takes time now to be et-