4 THE OMAHA DAILY HEE: THURSDAY, ' JULY 18, 1007. Tim Omaha Daily Her FOUNDED BY EDWAKD ROSBWATEIL VICTOR KOSEWATEIl, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha postofnc second claca matter. T !. R M H OF SUBSCRIPTION. f'ally He (without Sunday), one year..40 'Mil l're and Bjnduy, one year feunday Bee, one year j Saturday Hee, one year w DELIVKRKD BT CARRIER. I')Rlljf H (Including Sunday), pr week..lBc Ially Fee (Without Sunday), per week. . .10 F.venlng Bee (without Sunday), per week. Evening Be (with Sunday), per week. ...100 Addresa all cemplalnt ct Irregularities i la delivery tg City Circulation Department. OFFICEB. Omaha The Dee Building. Kouth Omaha City Hall Nuildlng. Council lilufts IS Scott Street. ''h'r(n- 1W0 1'nlty Building. Npw York ISO Horr.e Life Inaurance Blag. Washington m Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to news and edi torial matter should he addressed, Omaha Iiue, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit tsy draft, express or postal order, payabla to The Bee Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamp received In payment or mall accounts. Personal checks, except os Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas county, ss: Charles C. Roeewater general manager of The Be Publishing Company, being dulv sworn, says that the actual number of full and comnlete copies of The Dally. Morning, Evening and. Sunday Be printed Curing tha month of June, 1W7. was as follows: 1 36,830 17 36,480 1 35,600 II 86,490 3 36,690 It 30,480 4 30,690 tO 38,310 6 36,410 21 36.820 36,810 21 38,610 7 36,630 22 86,730 8 , 36,800 24 36,600 8 38,900 25 36,680 18 38,660 2 36,660 11 36,930 27 36,670 IS 66,820 28 30,470 II 36,840 28 30,880 14 .36,930 80 86,980 15 37,170 II 36,800 Total . . . 1,04,630 Dess unsold . nd returned copies.. 10,389 Net total , 1,083,831 Daily average 36,137 CHHla "". R03EWATER, General Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to balo re rue this 1st day of July, 1907. Ifceal) M. B. HLNGATE. Notary Publlo. WIIKN OCT er TOWK, aberrlaera leavlasj the eltr tens porartly should bar Tha Beat uiallad to thaaa. Addreea will h change aa often as requested. Tho man who Invented the Teddy bear has been arrested but not for that. The Board of Education Is figuring on the school levy. The taxpayers are figuring on a lower levy.' Money Is scarce in San Francisco. What was left by the grafters has been used in punishing the grafters. "Is the baby a nuiance?" asks the New York World. Deponds upon whether It Is youra or your neighbor's. No Insurrection at Kearney yet over the final failure of that normal school appropriation. Hurrah for Kearney! Philadelphia is experiencing the novelty of being awake for a whole week at a time. The Elks are there. "Yakktguma" is the Japanese for Jingoes. We sometimes call them worse names than that In this coun try. Japan and the United States have practically agreed not to go to war until they have something to fight about. Dexter Marshall is getting careless. He omits Judge Alton B. Parker's name from a list of "Celebrities Who Have Been Forgotten." Mr. Harrlman says he will reply to the charges of the Interstate Com merce commission. He may reply to them and still not answer them. President Roosevelt has been pitch ing hay on his Oyster Bay farm. Sen ator Tillman does not use his pitch fork for any such commonplace pur pose. Twenty-five years should be the limit of any franchise rights In the public thoroughfares whether granted by the city council or by the county board. A New York policeman has retired from tne force with a fortune of $500, 000. He is no hog, but willing to give tho other fellows on the force a chance. Mayor Sohmltz of San Francisco eays he Is sorry he was never admitted to the bar. He appreciates tile differ ence between appearing at the bar and behind the bars. The decision of the supreme court confirming the tenure' of office of City Engineer' Rosewater seems to be par ticularly distressing to the local demo cratic organ. Cheer up. Senator Elkins believes Mr. Cor telyou will be nominated for the presi dency next year. Mr. Cortelyou will hardly feel as confident, now that Sen ator Elkloa has endorsed him. After looking over the 100,000,000 acres of growing corn Secretary Wil son assures the country that there Is no danger of going hungry or thirsty for another year, at any rate. Tcxaas are trying to live up to laws raised by the last legislature making It a misdemeanor to drink intoxicating liquors on trains, prohibiting cock fighting, closing brokerage houses aud bucket shops, taxing dealers In pistols and requiring hotels to furnish bed sheets nine feet long. There'll be something doing when Texas starts to , backslid. COXFV8IXO THE ISSltt- Republican politicians and newspat pers who are bonding their energies to foment a sharp contest for the re publican nomination for supreme Judge on the ground that It is neces sary to save control of tho party ma chinery to the reform element seem to bo laboring under a misapprehen sion. They seem to have been per suaded that the success of one candi date or another for supreme Judge in the primaries to be held throughout Nebraska will determine the complex ion of the state committee and the identity of the state chairman and other committee officers. Careful scrutiny of the new direct primary law falls to show where any power Is vested in the nominees on the state ticket, individually or collec tively, by which they could directly or Indirectly control the organisation. The law expressly prescribes the method by which the state committee ehall be chosn. The committee is to consist of one member for each sena tor chosen from the various senatorial districts by the state convention meet ing to formulate the platform and the committee thus selected is to choose its own chairman and other officers. The convention from which the state committee will derive Its authority is to be made up of one delegate from each county selected by the county committees of the several counties and the county committee of each county is to be selected by the candidates for county offices winning out at the pri maries. The fountain-head of the state com mittee, which is the state organisation of the party, is, therefore, to be found In the nominees for c6unty offices wlio are far removed from, and absolutely Independent of, the successful candi dates for state nominations. As a matter of fact, under the situation created by the new primary law, It Is about as Impossible for any Interest or Influence not In full sympathy with the rank and file of the party to cap ture the state organization either by stealth or by open fighting, as it possi bly could be. A wilful attempt to subordinate the merits of opposing candidates for the Important office of supreme Judge to a scramble for control of the party or ganization appears to us to be as un called for as It Is unnecessary. There is no Question but what the rank and file of the republican party in Ne braska are determined to stand firm for the reform program Inaugurated by the last legislature and against any return to corporate domination. But It will be hard to make republicans believe that thta Usue Is Involved In the claims and qualifications of as piring supreme Judges. SAVIXOS BAKKS AKD LJFE IXSCRAXCE. An Interesting experiment, of con cern to wage earners and small savers, is to be tried In Massachusetts, under the provisions of an act passed by the legislature authorizing savings banks to establish departments for writing industrial life insurance. The ques tion of savings banks Insurance has teen agitated In several states In the past, but Massachusetts Is the first state to plan for giving the law a trial. Tho Massachusetts law provides for an Insurance nystera which is modeled along the lines of the general life In surance companies, except that it does not guarantee the policy holder any fixed amount, In case of death. It provides, however, that the accumu lated premiums, with a very liberal Interest rate, shall be paid, In lump, n annuities or in other of a dozen different options such aa are usually set out In the average life Insurance policy. The one striking and appealing feature of the new kind of Insurance Is the guarantee limiting the cost of Insurance to about 6 per cent of the premiums. The three big companies that write the bulk of the life Insur ance of the country have shown that 37.21 per cent of the premiums paid by policy holders has gone to defray the expenses of management and op eration. In contrast with this the Massachusetts savings banks show that they have used but 1.47 per cent of their deposits in the cost Of man egement. The difference represents what the policy bolder must look opon as an economic waste for which he Is taxed. This, then, Is the most attrac tive feature of the Massachusetts law, a promise to the policy holder that his premiums, minus a very small per cent for cost of management, will go Into an accumulation fund in which he will share instead of being used in the payment of fancy salaries for man agers, officers, advertising and the other heavy expenses which the de velopments of the last few years show have eaten up a very large proportion of the premiums paid by the policy holders to the big life Insurance com panies. It is but fair to the big In surance companies to state that rad ical reforms have been introduced In their methods and their operating ex penses are being greatly reduced. Lite Insurance Is one of the most complex problems that com fronts the man of the day. Under perfect con ditions, with each man his own moni tor, adviser and agent, there would b no occasion for such investment, but conditions are so far from perfect that life insurance has become recognised as an essential factor In the economic si heme. Until It shall have been' tried the saving banks' life Insurance system must he considered an experi ment, pure and simple. Life Insur ance represents an outlay, while the depositor In the savings banks Is In spired by a motive of increase, rather lhan expense. Whether t'ue two plans will work In harmony remains to be determined. But the experiment is to be made In Massachusetts and the result will be watched with Interest. AIL IIO AD EJRXIKQS TOR JVXE- One point should be borne in mind In considering statistics of railway earnings this year. The-y are all based on comparisons with the record of last year, one of the most successful In the history of railway transportation In America, In which an Increase was shown for every month over the busi ness of 1905, which, In turn, showed a gain over the business of 1604. With this fact In mind, the report of gross earnings for the month of June re flects a remarkable prosperity for the American railroads. Returns re ported by fifteen railroads, covering 98,864 miles, for the month of June show increased gross earnings of $9,844,023, or 18.08 per cent as com pared with June, 1906, In which month the earnings were 13.24 per cent over June, 1905. Preliminary estimates, from rail roads that have not reported official figures. Indicate that the gain through out the entire country will be fully a9 large as that shown by the railroads which have already made their reports. The roads reporting are scattered throughout the country, so that the large gain shown is not due to any local conditions that might abnormally Increase the business of any particu lar road or group of roads. The situ ation is one of encouragement to the railroad manager and Investor and furnishes another proof of the general prosperity of the country. THE CHIEF OF THE JIXOOISTS. Colonel Henry Watterson, In addi tion to withholding the name of his dark horse candidate for the demo cratic presidential nomination next year, has added another mystery to bis' collection by refusing to give the name of the "democratic member of con gress" who has written this letter to the editor of the Louisville Courier Journal: I read your article tha other day defend ing Roosevelt. Tou don't know the man. His game the last two years has been to break up both parties, to organize a Roose velt following strong enough to hold tha two opposing party fragments, and then to precipitate a crisis which will place extra ordinary power In his hands and enable him to shape things just to suit himself. This entire Japaneaa business has been worked to that and. What be is after la to goad Japan Into a hostile attitude. The naval demonstration In the Paclfto has no other object before it. If by hook or crook ha can get aoma pretext for martial law you will soon see what he will do with recalcitrant newspapers and bucking poli ticians. Mark my words, Teddy means business and Is out neither for bis amuse ment, nor his health. Commenting on the letter. Colonel Watterson writes that "Our congres sional friend ia not Senator Tillman nor Champ Clark." Of course not. Senator Tillman and Champ Clark are loth radical, to the point of cranki ness, but neither Is a fool. Neither has a brain so addled as to give birth to such visionary nightmares as that outlined in the letter. Neither is President Roosevelt so poor a politi cian as to hope to gain prestige, if he needed It, by such methods as he Is accused by this "democratic member of congress." The masses have no In terest in this gossip that Is going on In official and diplomatic circles about a war between the United States and Japan. The country is disposed to set It all down as a part of the inevitable "silly season" talk that Is Bent out from Washington every vacation season, on some subject or another. Much nonsense has resulted from the discussion of the situation and most of It has been of the harmless variety, some of It even entertaining, but it is a matter of regret that the cap sheaf of foolishness should be put to stack of Inanities by,a man who holds mem bership in the national congress and should, in the natural condition of af fairs, be supposed to know better. Colonel Watterson should disclose the name of the congressman. It would be surprising if the State Board of Equalization should stand for the performance of Lancaster's county board In cutting off 20 per cent of all the personal assessments made by the county assessor. If the state authorities should permit such tax dodg?ng on the part of Lancaster county another year would Bee every county In the state under competition to see which could cut down the as sessments most. The power of review Is vested in the State Board of Equali zation Just to catch smart tricks like this. An Indiana school teacher went in sane while trying to memorize all the speeches made by Mr. Bryan In 1896 and 1900. That Is tha finding of a lunacy commission, but there is a sus picion that the insanity had its origin when the teacher undertook the task. The staff correspondent of the World-Herald, specially Bent to Lin coln for the purpose, has discovered that "a general spirit of hopefulness characterized the meeting of the dem ocratic state committee." While there is life there is hope. Those Omaha automobile scorchers who object to a $2 5 fine as oppressive for fast speeding should go up against some of the Justices ct the peace lu New England who make a living by lying iu wait for millionaire chauf feurs. Nebraska democrats, by their self constituted bosses, have proclaimed to the world that their purpose Is neither to endorse nor to block the new UI- rect primary law. This sounds big, but the fact Is that they endorsed the plan of nominations by direct primary In the last party platform and would be stultifying themselves now to take the opposite position. As to block ing It, they undertook to do that very thing in the legislature and It was not their fault that they failed. Governor Davidson of Wisconsin has signed the 2 -cent fare law enacted by the Wisconsin legislature. The railroad rate makers will take due notice that the 2-cent tone has been enlarged by the addition of another state. The democratic pow-wow at Lincoln Is Bald to have refrained carefully from discussing candidates. It Is a safe guess, however, that everyone who was there got a tip for whom he Is to plug when he returns home. One thing may be said In favor of Jesse Grant's candidacy for the demo cratic nomination for the presidency. Democrats will have no difficulty in remembering his last name, particu larly the southern democrats. The Hague conference has doclded that hereafter a formal declaration of war must precede the opening of hos tilities. That wise precaution will prevent Japan from licking us without lotting us know about it. Japanese spies who are said to be making a tour of Inspection In the United States ought to be furnished with a photograph of that $87,000,000 surplus which is worrying tho secre tary of the treasury. Either the date for the annual pic nic of the grocers and butchers must have slipped a cog or the weather roan who is responsible for these dally freshets Is mixed up on his calendar. Scientific experiments show that the smoke of tobacco or hay arrests the bacilli of diphtheria and typhoid. A man may acquire the taste for hay smoke by using campaign cigars. When the Finish Cornea. Washington Post. After the Tobacco trust Is busted It will be quite appropriate to equip every cigar store Indian with a big stick instead of a tomahawk. Like Ditt'i Coon. Tlrooklyn Eagle. "Don't shoot, I'll come down" Is the at titude of tho Burlington railroad system on 2-cent fares. The attitude of the other coons In the railroad brush Is "Non Poa umui." A Government Worth While. Brooklyn Eagle. In the French army no less than 13,000 soldiers are unable to . rad. In our own armv there Is not one illiterate. See what comes of having a government that la worth while. , p Emmy When Ton- Know How. Pittsburg Despatch. "Save; work hard; practice self-denial," Is the rule laid down by John D. Rocko feller for becoming -rich. As this Is what a great many poor people are already doing without tha accumulation of egre rin wealth It la Dosslble that Mr. Rocke feller V.BH umltted soma such smalt but In dispensable factor as making arrangements with the common carriers for exclusive privileges In the matter of rates. Harrlmavn's Good Roads. Philadelphia Record. Harrlman's methods are not admirable, and tha sentiment of tha public Is very strongly against having all the transporta tion interests on land and sea controlled by one man. But we may as well be Just. He did not steal these roads from tha previous owners, whatever ha may have done to other people, and he has increased the services rendered by the transportation lines to the public. In stating tha results of Its Inquiries Into the practice of Harri manlilng railroads the Interstate Com merce commission says that every railroad HArrlman has captured Is today a better road physically than It was before he took It. A man can't make money out of rail roads by hocus pocus alone. DAI1L.BIAN AS UH YAM'S MANAGER Eastern Crltle Doubts the Ability of Oinaha'a llayor, Washington t?tar. Mayor Dahlman of Omaha referred to at times as the cowboy mayor Is a Bryan man of so 'nuch ardor, and enjoys so completely the confidence of his hero that when ha rraks about him and his plans much weight attaches to the deliverance. lie speaks quite often, i and has Just spoken. The latest Information with which Mayor Dahlman has favored the public is that the next democratic national platform Is al ready aa good aa written. Which Is to say thnt the matter Is in Mr. Brayan's hands, and will represent his views on all the vital questions of the time. ' For partiouars, watt until next year. From another source comes some Infor mation abuut Mayor Dahlman himself. This Is that he Is bonked for the chairmanship of the democratic national convention In succession to Thomas Taggart, and will manage Mr. Bryan's third campaign. In teresting If true. But trueT If Mr. Bryan Is the candidate he will, of course name the campaign manager, and may be expected to put such momentous buslneaa Into the hands of a man in whom he has complete confidence. But because the business Is so momentous he will like wise have to be most particular about the man. The party also should have confi dence in the man, and Mayor Dahlman might not pass muster. To begin with, that sobriquet would hurt. The cowboy mayor would suggest too many things to the east and to the middle states. Votes are not to be taken with a lariat, or by lariat methods. The candidate himself will cattily provide all of the spectacular the campaign will stand. A campaign carrying too much of that sort of thing might degenerate Into a wild west show. An eastern or a middle state man for manager would do better. Mr. Bryan, It la true, on a platform of his own writing, would have small chance of success In the east, and would face a hard fight In the middle states, but he would have to try for votes In both sections, and unless his manager knew the grtund, and was Known there, success would be utterly out of all calculation. Not the cowboy mayor, then, for that post. Pomethlng tetter for him and for the party could be provided later, as a reward for Ms affection and duty, In raae fortune smiled at the polls and put Into Mr. Bryan's hands the thousand and one giwd things Included In the tempting dish of What Is CMlkd government i. BITS OP WABIUKGTOX LIFE. Minor Meeaea and Incidents Sketched on tha Soot. Vncle Fnm Is not as hard a taskmaster as some of his employes assert, nor Is ha at all penurious when his various scales of wages and salaries are averaged. Omitting members of the congress, who look after No. 1 with becoming fortitude, your uncle treats his hired help quite liberally, partic ularly In the matter of vacations, going down Into his capacious pocket for about (3,000.000 annually to sugar a thirty-day layoff. This sum Is for the army of em ployes In Washington alone and does not Include the thousands of others who are on duty and on the payrolls throughout his vast domain and In foreign countries. Lib eral lawmakers decided that ten months each year was long enough for employes to work, and that thirty days should be allowed for sickness and thirty days for annual leave. At first this law was for the offlolals and clerks only and did not In clude printers, pressmen and navy yard workmen. Eventually these were given fifteen days annual leave and finally, through hard and persistent efforts, the full thirty days. No sick leave, however, has ever been granted them, and, strange as It may afpear, they seem to be the healthiest clans of government workers. The government printing office, the bu reau of engraving and printing and the navy yard are not classed as "hospitals for Invalids," ss the Treaaury and other de partments are termed. Not getting pay for being sick, those not entitled to such leave manage to remain In extraordinarily good health and perform their duties with great regularity. The employes who are not en titled to sick leave must have something worso than a "rocky head and drawing blanks" to cause them to remain from duty. In the government printing ofTlce, where there are about 4,0oo men and women employed, there are only occasional ab sences on account of sickness, while in the Treasury department, with about the same number of employes, the sick list each day Is simply amailng. The same Is true of other departments In which the em ployes are entitled to sick leave. So badly abused has been the sick-leave privilege that at the last session of con gress what appeared to be a determined effort was made to repeal the law, but the matter was permitted to go over, giving the Keep commission and other reformers an opportunity to make further investiga tion and secure facts and figure. If one la to Judge by the policy of retrenchment and reform so strenuously carried out by the present administration, It Is entirely safe to assert that sick leave win not be one of the pickups now employed by gov ernment workers after tha next session of congress. There are In Washington about J1.000 em ployes of Uncle Sam. The salary and wages paid will average $1,200 each, male and femnle. This gives to each Individual employe 1100 leave money, and Is ready on call for officials and clerks any tlma during the calendar year, but employes of tho class stated were not entitled to leave until tlw beginning of the fiscal year July 1. When Colonel Bill Sterrot first went to Washington to report the news of the capl- tol for his Texas papers, he had desk room In the office of the late General H. V. Boynton, then the militant correspondent of the Cincinnati Commercial. General Boynton spoke out In meeting, relates the Saturday Evening Post. lie said things about statesmen that made the statesmen angry. He had many personal encounters with patriots whose foellng had been ruffled. One night a man came Into Boynton's office loudly proclaiming that ha Intended tu shoot Boynton. Tha general grabbed a chair, beat the intruder over tba head with It, knocked him down, and threw him out. All this time Sterret sat at his desk look ing on in great amazement. When the man landed In the gutter Ster ret came timidly over to Boynton. "Gen eral," he said, "being a new hand here, I don't know the practices of this office nor the customs that pertain to Washington correspondents, and I didn't want to In trude. Now that I have seen what has happened, I trust you will allow ma a ques tion 7" "Go ahead," said Boynton. "Whan tha next man comes In, would It be too forward If I should crave the privi lege of kicking him a few times In honor of the sainted confederate'dead?" Among the numerous employee of one of the government departments In 'Washing ton are two men whose names, though they differ In the way of spelling them, are not altogether unlike In the manner of their pronunciation. Both of them, have the good fortune of being close friends of a promi nent druggist, and tha elder of tha two has frequently obtained from the medicine man a supply of medicated cigars which ha finds to be of value In giving him relief from a catarrhal affection. Recently he called on the druggist and re quested him to have prepared for him a box of the cigars, relates tha Washington Post. After a few days, not having re ceived them, he wrote a note Inquiring as to the causa of tha inattention, and re ceived word in reply that the medicated stogies had been sent to hla office several days before the complaint was made. Tha next thing was a call made at the drug store by the man with the catarrh, who was disposed to be Indignant, and the porter who had been dispatched with the cigars was called in. He said that he took them to the office and handed them to a messenger, who promised they should be delivered without any delay. They had not been, however, and It became necessary to Investigate tha mystery. An explanation carat next day, when the other friend with a name sounding like that of the sick man called on the druggist and thanked him for what he thought had been a present to him. He wanted to find where ha could procure another box, aa ha had used all of these. There Was a pecu liar flavor to the tobacco, ha said, that he liked very much. He didn't know they were medicated cigar until the druggist told him. and the matter was set straight by the other gentleman being promptly supplied with hla catarrh remedy, and then they all enjoyed the Joke. Coutraats with Injunctions. Kansas City Star. Attorney .General Bonaparte's plan of using the process of Injunction to control the trust ha an exceeding great merit of contrast to the employment of the In junction by the trust to control the gov ernment. It la quite In Una with the for ward march of event that now the most iffectlve branch of the government, the Judiciary, hould be appealed to on behalf of the co-ordinate department Instead of against them. Dreualua; the Mlsaonrl. Kansa City Times. For H0.nun.m0 the Missouri river could be given a rourteen-foot channel from the Mis sisslppl up as far aa Sioux City. But the railroad lobby Is not likely to allow con gress to undertake euch a work. Poiilahinent to Pit Crime. Chicago Keeord-Herald. , It would be a fortunate thing for hu manity If the the people who work up war uurei for their own benefit could ba com pelled to do all tha fighting In tha front anka. The strongest sometimes eat the least, but they eat wisely. Not what you eat, but what you digest, gives you strength. Uneeda Biscuit is the most nourishing and di gestible food made from flour. Eat wisely eat for strength Uneeda Biscuit i In moisture and dust proof packages. NATIONAL BISCUIT COMPANY SOME OF THE MEIOJT JVICE. Encashed Express Money Orders Make a Unas; Sam. Minneapolis Journal, There Is one feature of the exprana money order business to which very little attention ha thus far been paid. So far a known, the American Banker' associa tion, which ha enlisted In a crusade against this branch of the express business, has made no allusion to It. A certain per centage of tho express money order sold to the publlo are never cashed. They are lost, destroyed or forgotten. Quite natur ally, the express companies have nothing to give out about the large amount of money that accumulate In their hands from uncashed money orders. The government's experience, however, furnishes proof that these sums must be considerable. There is now In the treasury of the United States a fund of several million dollars, which rep resent tha proceed of money orders that hava never been cashed. Tha government make every endeavor to find the perons to whom this money belongs. It is at their disposal whenever found, no matter how many years elapse, providing satisfactory proof I made. Bo It 1 beyond question that the xpres companies have accumulated large sum of money belonging to the publlo. But no one ever heard of their making an earnest ef fort to restore these ums to the rightful owners. The money entrusted to the ex press eompanle and never cajled for, must figure aa a considerable Item In the profits of the business. There Is really no good reason why such funds should be appro priated by the companies. Like the prop erty of those who die without Issue or testament, they should go Into the public treasury. This 1 only ono Interesting phase of tha express business that I due to b thoroughly Investigated by the gov ernment. PERSONAL NOTES. When Mis Csatstanlakow of Connecticut waa married to Mr. Frlncktnowtoksy she expressed delight at being rid of her old name, but the less optlmlstto with difficulty discern any Improvement. Dr. Charles A. Davis of the University of Michigan, who has recently completed a report of the peat deposits of Michigan, has been engaged by the United rtate geo logical survey to make a reoonnolsance sur vey of the peat formation of the coastal plain from tha Carolines northward during the summer. P. Wellington Rucktuhl, the New Tork sculptor, who was chief of sculpture at the St. Louis exposition, has received a J10.000 commission to execute for Statuary hall. rn the capitol at Washington, a statue of John C. Calhoun, senator, secretary of war. secretary of state, vice president and author of the doctrine of nullification. Tha money waa appropriated for the statue by tha state of South Carolina. Secretary Cortelyou I at work preparing an authorlred life of William McKluIey. His task will require much tlma and will not be completed for aeveral year. It 1 Intended to be for McKlnley what tha work of Messrs. Nlcolay and Hay was to Lincoln. Mr. Cortelyou ha collected much of the data and has completed the period covering tha official life of the lata president and Is now looking up the fact of hi early life. C. Parker Woodbury, a New Tork banker, will build for himself a glass house. He ha engaged an architect to draw plans for the novel dwelling, which Is to be erected at Beechburst. Long Island. Brick of oompreased opalescent glae will form the walls. The Interior and partitions are to be of the same ma terials worked Into thin slab, and tho roof Is to b of glass. In fact, wherever It I ' possible glass Is to be employed, aa Mr. Woodbury la a great believer In sunlight. ' Senator Newland of Nevada prides him self In hla oratory and the varlou fllahts of flowery language In which he frquently Indulges. During the last session In one of these flights Benator Newlands sat down with much satisfaction after saying: "In deed, Mr. President, perfervld oratory msy be pardoned, for this subject furnishes all the food eloquence needs." He waa a bit abashed, however, to read In the Con gressional Record the following day t'.at he asserted hi topic "furnished all the food elephant ned," THE BEST PIANO AT ITS PRICE KIMBALL style 12 $260. KIMBALL style 14 $300 KIMBALL style 15 $365 The reputation of the Kimball piano is one of the few things In this world that Improves with age. Remember In connection with the price that we might Just as well obtain $400 and 1450 for the Instrument as many others do for pianos of like quality. But our prices are $280, $S00 and $S5S, and we sell them every day of the yar at these figures. The Kimball bears Its name cast In the metal plate and our per sona guarantee accompanies each. They are manufactured in th largest factory in the world and are absolutely reliable in every particular. A. HOSPE COMPANY, 1513 Dough St We De Expert PUne Tuning end Repsiring ONE PRICE NO COMMISSION MF.ItnV JINGLES. "Dof your wife ever go through your pockets at night?" "Never." "You're lucky." "Am I? The reason she doesn't Is be cause she draw my pay." Cleveland Leader. Sunday School Teacher Gerald, you know one of Bunyan' character is "Heart's Rase," don't you? Little Boy No, ma'am, but If he had bun ions he couldn't hnvo hail much hearts ease. Chicago Tribune. "I met young De Peyster, of the upper sot. the other day and lie looked me suuara , In tho eyea without spenklng." "That what they call tha aoclety urper- cut, you see.'' Baltimore American, "Do you believe In tho fatalistic theory that the hour of a man's death Is foretold?'' "Me? Certainly not"' "You speak positively." "Well, I ought to know. I'm a doctor." Cleveland Plain Dealer. ReubenI thought you'd be busy this time o' year gettln' ready for your summer boarder. Farmer Skinner So I am. Reuben But you don't appear o ba plantln' any vegetables. Farmer Skinner Certainly not. I'm a-put-tlng In moat o' my time a-wrltlng of tba advertisements. Philadelphia Pres. "I It true, doctor." asked the summer f1rl, "that eating cucumbers will remove reckles?" ' Of course," replied Dr. Kidder, "under certain circumstances." "Heally? What circumstances" "Well, provided the freckles are on til cucumbers." Philadelphia Press. "Mosquitoes large here?" "Puny large," answered Farmer Corn tossel; "but I wish they were a little biugr. Then mebbe some o' these fellows that's so crazy for huntln' would com down here In oilcloth suit an' hoot at 'em." Wash ington Star. He Women never take any time for prd-4 lonKfd rettection. J She Don't they? What do you suppose looking R Issues were made for. Baltimore American. Kicker Can she chin, the bar? Bockel- Nov but she can get oer' voll . down over her chin by wrinkling her nose. Harper's Bazar. "Why doe the old man holler hallolula so loud?" "Well, they ain't been answerln' his pray er lately, and he wants to wako up tho angels." Atlantic Constitution. Mrs. Chugwater (who bas been reading about the peace conference) Joslah, why do they call that place "The'' IlaKue? Mr. Crugwater "Tho" Is short for "Theo dore." Anybody with a bit of sense would know that without being told. Chicago Tribune. A member of the proletariat waa ad mitted. "Sir," said he, "the wolf ha been at my door for months." "Pooh, pooh, my good man," responded the fat capitalist. "Bucli Is not the nature of the wolf. You have evidently been read ing unscrupulous literature." Phlln ;i 'i Bulletin, JULY. Bvaleen Stein In the Independent. Far, far away, beyond the rlponing wheat. The toresu stand In mantles of soft blue; While wreathed in music, near and heav enly sweet, A lark soars singing from tho meadow rue, j Along the roads1, where sheltering sumac) grow, A few wild roses linger and defy The bright midsummer, but the elders' now Ha Qielted In the sunshine of July. Through fallow field the scarlet flre-weeda flame Like Hula Qheber shrines among tha grank, And with their biasing blosajiu worship claim From all the pilgrim butterflies that pans. 1 A drowsy languor tlnctureu all tho air; And In the garden, nodding o'er the wall. Tall hollyhocks weave scented shadows where From fragile stem red poppy petals fall. Email, spicy pinks about the dooryard shine. Bright orange lilies sway along the wnlks, And through the fence bold ragged robins twine And clamber up tha tail tat auuiiowur stalks. A warm breeze stirs tha cedars and floats through The feathery willows; while witblu U sky, As white a wind-flower buds against tha blue, ... The uinmer cloud go slowly blowing by. i So honey-sweet the earth Is, and so purs The Under heaven ben'llng overhead, I think no heartaches here could long en- dur , . , Nor any pain remain uncomfortedl You may take thirty days or thirty months in paying for one suit yourself. A small Interest per annum for such time as yoa may tako. That's fair aud It's good bosiness. You can't do better than buy a Kimball. Come In today and test the latest beautiful Klmballs just arriving. Remember there ar no pianos to compare with Kim ball style 12 at $2C0. Kimball style 14 at $300, Kimball style 15 at $365. Pay $6.00, $7.00. $8.00 at $10.00 monthly. Send for catalogue If you can't come.