I TI1E OMAnA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY. MAY 1003. $2.50 GRIFFIN BRAND SHIRTS, 75c The greatest bargain sale of fine shirts ever held in Omaha. Wm. Hasket fe Co.. the makers of the celebrated Griffin Hrand Shirt, have old ua their entire sample line. No two alike, but all handsome spring pattern, and worth from $1.50 to $2. 50, your choice Saturday while they last Several Other Sample Lines of fine shirts, all new spring pattern. 4,Qp and worth from 75c up to II. 5t choice Saturday AN EXCEPTIONAL BARGAIN OPPORTUNITY. . DON'T MISS IT. 75c nn lM "NT i L5LIVJ P THE RELIABLE STORE. Saturday's Extra Special Shoe Sale BOO pairs women's f 1.50 to 3 values, In broken sized Oxfords, patent calf and colt, vici kid in turns and welts, nothing like those values has ever been offered In Omaha CbQ UV .; 0 Oxfords in vici before. Haturday 1,600 pairs ladies' . hlark and chocolate kid turn and welts. .98 The entire floor stock of children's shoes and slippers from II. J. Al bright & Co. at one-third off, values up to 2.00. Saturday, Gn 11.25, 98c and UV Men's and women's fine shoes, includ ing five lines of the celebrated $3.50 Ultra 1 OA shoes O Agents for the Stetson and Crossett Shoes for Men and the Ultra and Crover Shoes for Women SM comfort la a Orovtr Shoe, Slipper or Oxford. If your feel art tender, burn or Mcht, a Grovtr wVI curt Miem Prices THAT WILL FETCH Your Trade We will pine on snle Saturday a fine large arm rocker, hard maple frame, woven splint Beat. The frame la painted green. A strong, serviceable rocker with flat anus. Price, $1.50. ALSO A 3-FOOT 6-INCH SETTEE, Slat seats and back, light finish, for 85c. ANOTHER WITH 9 SLATS IN SEAT AND 10 IN BACK, for $1.25. AND 'ONE LIKE OUT HERE SHOWN, painted green, for $1.95. COMFORTABLE CANVAS CHAIR, reclining, and has arms, hard maple frame, 75c. ' Durable Bpnt Wood Arm Chair, green, $2.50. Rocker to match, $2.75. BENT WOOD SEATS the serriceable sort, all green with gold stripping: 8-foot for $2.95 4 foot for $3.25 B foot for $3.85 6 foot for $4.25 GO-CARTS Folding Go-Carts. rubber tire wheels, $1.95. Others at $2.50, $2.85, $3.50 and $3.85. The largest line of children's goods In the city. High Chairs, Youths' Chairs, Nursery Chairs, Baby Jumpers and Swings. Sensational Furnishing Goods Bargains The economical buyer always finds our Saturday sales intensely Inter esting. This week we offer values that are simply irreslstable to any Judge of true value. The completeness of our line allows almost unlimited range In selection, the lowneea of our prices insures a great saving here. 60c to 75c MEN'S BALBRIGGAN UNDERWEAR, made from the finest Egyptian cotton, drawers reinforced, sateen finish, your choice qk Saturday, while they last 8!o and OC MEN'S BALBRIGGAN SHIRTS AND DRAWERS in fancy colors, f t about 100 dos garments on sale Saturday, while they last at lOl MEN'S, LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S HOSE in the best standard makes no better line shown in America at the price, all bright new goods, all styles, all colors, well worth up to 50c a pair, Saturday, per pair 1 15c. 12Hc and 1UC LADIES KATSm SILK GLOVES in latest shades, beet values FL(n shown In Omaha at $1.00, 75c and OVC LADLES' SILK AND LISLE GLOVES, a special lot at a very QRn special price, ajl shades, with reinforced finger tips, at choice COk Regular 50c and 75c values. Come early while we have an assortment of sixes. BOc LADLES' RIBBED VESTS AND PANTS Vests with long 1 q sleeves, special Saturday, per garment AC 75c LADIES' AND MISSES' UNION SUITS Umbrella style, AQn special values Saturday at rkoC BOc LADIES' VESTS In Imported Lisle thread, silk taped, comes 4 q In white, pink and blue, special XJC LADIES' LISLE GAUZE VESTS in plain and fancy colors, silk. taped, worth up to 256, In two lots, at 10c and.... OC Ladles' Muslin Gowns, worth up to $2.00. no sale price. wOt Ladles' Muslin Gowns, worth up to $1.00, sale price 09c 40c LA DIETS' SKIRTS, with deep flounces of embroidery lace and Inserting, underlay with dust ruffle, worth up to $5.00, divided into three no lots, Saturday at $1.8, $1.60 and ...7oL You must see them to appreciate their value. $1.00 CORSET COVERS in the very newest designs, trimmed with the finest laces and embroideries, all slr.es, during this sale, great ACln snap at , rtC $1.00 TO $2.00 LADIES' DRAWERS, extra full, trimmed with the very finest lacee aqd embroideries, also clusters of tucks, special ACkn at 75c and .: fJC You can't match them for double the price. FROM 10 TILL 11 A. M. 89c Boys' I FROM 11 TILL 12 M. 15c Ladles' Waists in light and dark 1 fn Hose In black, with double fc colors, all sizes, at garment A" sole and high spliced heel..vJl FROM 2 TILL S P. M. 15c Ladies' Vests, fcr silk taped, limit of 6 to a customer, at Jl $3 All-Over Embroideries at 98c Thursday the Greatest Embroidery Sale ever known in Omaha will be held at Hayden's Six Great Lots of Magnificent Bargains to Choose from Lot 1, beautiful Nainsook am' fine Swiss All Over F.mbrol dories, worth up to $1 per yard, at. ; Lot 2. A fine line of Cambric Nainsook and Swiss All-()vei Embroideries, worth up to $1.50 yard, at. 39c Cambric All-Ovei 59c Lot 8, a complete Hue of flm All-Overs. wrth "PtQ to $2 per yard, at. . C Lot 4. finest quality of All Over embroideries. In great variety of patterns, worth up to $3 per yard, at . . .. 98c Lot 5. a handsome line of Corset Cover Embroideries, worth up to 7.V per yard. lot C an Immense lot of Em broideries and Inserting, odds and ends, worth from 'J fc to !Wc per yard, at nu.n tu GET OUR PRICES ON WALL PAPER. 22.50 SILK SHIRT WAIST SUITS (JQ BEAUTIFUL SILK REDINGOTFJS One of this season's most popular garments come in blacks, blues, greens, etc. beautifully f ft trimmed worth up to $36.00; choice, Saturday IO 3U $16.00 LINEN SUITS WITH JACKET The latest novelties on the . market for summer wear; extra special value, fl QA Saturday .. .. JJ3 Unmatchable Skirt Values $5.00 WALKING SKIRTS-In splendid fabrics and all col ors; special, at Beautiful Panama and Sicilian Skirts, all colors A AO and black, worth up to $8.00; special t,JO SILK UNDERSKIRT FREE to each purchaser of one of our handsome $7.60 Voile Skirts Saturday. Ladies' Waists Pretty Lawn Waists, well worth $2.00, at. ........ 85c $3.00 Walsta, In linens, lawns, voiles, pongees and madras; all colors and white special 1.45 $5.00 EMBROIDERED LINEN WAISTS Very dainty and stylish, remarkable bargains; Saturday, at ... ,- 2.98 Women's Lawn Dresses, at $5.00, 13.08,.. .2.98 8.88 &r CHILDREN 8 WHITE DRESSES The finest line shown In the city all splendid values, at $3.98, $3.60, $2.98, $2.60, $1.50 and... 1.25 Women's $1.60 Percale Wrappers, at. ...&8o FROM :0 TILL : A. M.-Women's $2.60 Wash Suits FROM :80 TILL 10:30 A. M.-S8.00 811k Underskirts (limit of 1 to customer), MORNING HOUR SPECIALS "100 I 29c 2QQ I FROM 10 TILL 11 A. M. Women's Waists, nn ,ycj I weU worth tl.M, at .UVC Every Warm Weather Requirement Is met In our magnificent Rtock of spring corsets. Styles to fit all figures prices to fit all purses. TO GIVE PERFECT SATISFACTION a corset should fit the figure as perfectly as a glove the hand. You are assured of this perfection here for WE HAVE AN EXPERT FITTER ALWAYS IN ATTENDANCE. We make fitting a specialty. Satisfaction Is thus assured. THE CORSET SHOWN ABOVE Is one of our most popular straight front white batiste corsets. Is strong, serviceable and cool, with graceful princess hip effect, sizes 13 to 80, I AA price I.UU WE CARRY ALL STANDARD MAKES In complete assortment of new spring models, ranging In price from Q $10.00 down to DJC Price l.oo. Hay den's Big Hardware Dept. Sale Prices Cut to Suit the People (quart White Mountain Ice Cream Freezer H-W S-quart Arctlo Ice Cream Freeaer..tl.75 quart White Mountain Ice Cream Freezer ISM -quart White Mountain Ice Cream Freeser t2.M lee Cream Dipper, medium size Uo A set of six fanoy Table Mata..,.IBo Lawn Sprinklers, each.... .....1&4 Oarden Hose, per foot .Bo Hose Reel 69a So. t Wash Boiler 8So rs. Pott's gad Irons, per set Mo Combination Wash Bench 7to Challenge Wringer, solid rubber... 11.11 dozen Clothes Pine .6o 60-foot Clothes Line .....Jlg A food large Feather Duster...... 10o Galvanised Refrigerator o No. 1 Oalvanised Wash Tub. Wa No. Qaivanlsad Waab TubMMM....4lo Ke. I Oalvanised Waab Tub...,,.,,,, Cobbler's Ss t.. ...... , , , . . , ,4Se 6-tie Parlor Broom. ........ Mo High grade Lawn Mower .....tl.M Bee eur full line e Refrigerators and Qaeallne Steves, DafiALLS V10 HIGiitM AWARD ST. LOUIS EXPO SI. TOOTH CREAM VIOLETINE A SriESTiriCAJLLY f . SH'I'I V MM g f Eiri DEST I'M I OB HAHDICNS tctauta tub -ffiueaw hit exb n&BATtf. nucjc ltd. Sheet of Music Free With Each Purchase Saturday. Special Values in Men's Hats PANAMAS In all blocks. The most complete line we have ever shown, at $4.98, $4.60, ? AA $4.00, $3.50 and J.UU SPLIT AND SENNET BRAID YACHT HATS In the most ap proved shapes a complete Uns et $3.00. $1.60. $1.00 50c BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S STRAW HAT8, yacht and sailor styles, from $1.60 lfl down to . . . IvC Latest blocks In Stiff and Soft Felt Hats. Optical Dept. YOUR EYES Should be fitted with the RIGHT KIND OF GLASSES. WE FIT THEM AT THE RIGHT KIND OF PRICES. GROCERIES Hayden's Big Grocery Dept. Leads Them All for Quality and Price GROCERIES 48-lb. sack Fanoy High Patent Minnesota Flour , Il. 10-lb. saok best granulated Cornmeal. .16a 7-pound eack beet Rolled Oatmeal.... 16c The best Cold Water Starch, pkg 7Uc Jellycon or Jell-O, pkg VAo Oil or Mustard Sardines, can ....o 1-lb. can fancy Alaska Salmon ....to 1-lb. Jar Pure Fruit Preserves TV4o Mb. can Early June Sifted Peas 7o J-lb. can Sweet Sugar Corn 6c 8-lb. can Golden Pumpkin H 8-lb. can Lye Hominy Ttyo Bapollo Scouring Soap, bar 6o Fresh Bread, loaf 4c STRAWBERRIES. STRAWBERRIES. Quart boxes fancy, large, ripe Missouri Strawberries, box 7ftc FOR SATURDAY, ONLY. Large Juicy Lemons, dos ....12c Pure Colorado Honey, raok Wo tT iTv. a noA it 10a Large ripe Bananas, dos .....Aio Large ripe Florida Pineapples, each...7Ho CANDY DEPT. SPECIAL. FRESH SALTED PEANUTS, lb 10 FREE. FREE. FREE. A nice cold drink oT wild Cherry Phos phate or Root Beer In Grocery Dent. Take home a brick of Ice Cream for.... 6c Sheet Music Sensation We have just received a large shipment of sheet music from the east that will be placed on SALE Saturday at a very remark able low price in the Sheet Music Department and Main Floor. Come in and hear them played. Such HITS as the following: Ave Maria, Monastery Bells, Simple Confession, Jerusalem, Flower Song, Dance of the Daisies, Ever Thine Waltses, Maiden's Prayer, Yoaan, Memories Driti Waltses, St. Louis Exposition sam ous, Loulsoiia Exposition Waltses, March. Arrival of the Mockingbird, g " Tom the Ne'er-do-Well, Here Hollyhock, Afterwards. The Wind- jk f Comes Pansy, Blackhawk Walts, mill, A Porkchop Is the Sweetest U Fighting the Flames, Down the Flower That Grows Arabola, The Path of Love, Don't Keep Me Beer that Made Milwaukee Fam- Waiting, and My Little Rag Doll. ONE CENT EXTRA BI MAIL. Moon Winks, I'm Trying So Hard to Forget you. Gene v Ire, T mm DM Tnla font.ln OlmM . j 1 W Buttercups and palsies. Blue Grass Echoes, Dixie Doodle, A Message from Dreamland, Always in the ONE CENT EXTRA BY In After Years When ay. won t Tou Fondle Me. 'here the Sweet Arbutus Grows. Foolish Dreams, Sandy Beach for Mine. Topsy, Trixy, Lulu's Dream ana uat s it. IIL. Hayden's Great Meat Department !Ks Round Steak, (prime steer beef), pound . .. fcc Shoulder Steak, (prime steer beef), pound . ...... . 8c Round Roast, (very fancy), pound. .. 8c Boiling Beef, pound , u . 8c Lamb Legs, pound........ Lamb Stew, pound ................... ............... 3V4c Fancy Hams, pound. ... ........ - 10c ................ O 7 c - 10c California Hams, pound. Fancy Bacon, pound . . . . . Saturday Bargain Opportunities In Our Busy Ladies' Suit Dept. Startling price reductions on beautiful spring and summer Ladles' Gar ments. Our buyer is now in New York and we must greatly mime stock before the new goods begin to arrive. No economically inclined lady should miss this splendid opportunity. SILK SHIRT WAIST SUITS In handsome deetgns, daintily trimmed, tucked, pieatea ana snirrea, great assortment of colors; garments regularly worth up to $15.00; special.... $22.50 SILK SHIRT WAIST SUITS TORNADO KING OF STORM Host Frequent and Severe During tk9 Months of May and June. FEW STATES ESCAPE ITS RAVAGES Observations by Weather Sharp and the Resulting Conclusions Notable Instances of DestractlTeness. Tho disasters at Snyder. Ok!., and Marquette, Kan., , and the incipient tornado which leveled an Omaha factory are melancholy reminders of the annual rounds of the Storm King. May and June are his favorite months. In the change from spring to summer contrast ing temperatures make the visitations most frequent and most severe. Twonty-hve tornadoes per annum is our average, and this frequency Is quite uni form from year to year. There are about three destructive tornadoes of great vio lence each season and there seems to be no annual Increase In such phenomena. The Mississippi and Ohio valleys are the regions of greatest tornado frequency. The Rocky mountain plateau and slope are free from such convulsions, but thence east ward to the Atlantic there are few states, If any, not occasionally devastated. There la believed to be some connection between tornadoes and sun spots, but our weather bureau has not yet worked this out to Its satisfaction. The tornado Is the most violent wind disturbance known to man. Its vortex Is only a few rods in diameter where it sweeps the earth, whereas that of the cyclone Is perhaps 1,000 miles and that of the hurricane somewhat less about 600 to 00 miles. Tornadoes are almost Invaria bly referred to as "cyclones" in ths popu- The Misery of Piles Thousands know it and thousands daily submit, through their Ignorance, to the torture of the knife. They are ignorant of the fact that there Is an internal remedy that will positively and painlessly cure. Dr. Perrin'sPile Specific The Internal Remedy Strikes at ths prime causes of piles indi gestion, congestion of the bver and consti pation. These causes are removed and removed for good. Get a bottle today and see how well it proves the truth of this statement. Tor dyspepsia, Indigestion, constipation, biliousness, catarrh of the stomach and kindred ailments K is the greatest remedy thai fees ever yet benefited mankind. When these troubles are taken care of nd cured, IMes will be a thing of the past. Dr. Perrin Medical Co Helena AIocU lar literature of the day, although the lat ter phenomena are general storms always present somewhere within our boundaries. The tornado cloud is a long, slender funnel tapering from the sky toward the ground. In the Innermost part the wind Is blow ing at a speed of 200 of more miles an hour. This force will exert against the wall of a building a pressure of 200 pounds or more per square foot. The danger xono Is confined pretty closely to the path of the funnel. In the northern hemisphere, for some undetermined reason, tho violence of a tornado Is always greatest on the southern side of this path; in the southern hemisphere the reverse is the case. Shape like Funnel. The tornado path Is usually but a few rods wide and a few miles long. Its total area being generally lees than a square mile. The durations of such a storm Is usually but a few minutes, whereas a cyclone or hurricane will remain within our boundaries for days at a time. The direction of the tornado Is generally from southwest to northeast. When you see a funnel cloud, therefore, in the southwest, the chances are that you are in danger. All tornado funnels revolve In a direction opposite to thut of the hands of a watch laid dial upward. This is the rule In the northern hemisphere, but below the equator all tornadoes revolve with the watch hands. The tornado funnel Is but a few hundred feet from top to bottom, whereas that of the cyclone Is a mile or two deep. The cyclone has the same rule of revolution as the tornado, turning clockwise in the south ern and contra-clockwise In the northern hemisphere. The first Higna of an approaching tornado are those ot a thunderstorm, but much ex aggerated. The funnel cloud approaches with a roar which has been compared with inai or iw railway trains approaching at high speed. Often the funnel cloud cannot be seen, even at midday. Accompanying or following it frequently come Intense thun der and lightning, rain In torrents, o'r even hail. A waterspout is simply a tornado oocurring at sea; a sandstorm, one happen ing in the desert. Sometimes on our lakes, or on land, tornado funnels form In the clear sky,' but these "fair weather whirl winds" are usually small and of little se verity. Sometimes a small, white funnel cloud passes over us. high up, In a dry atmosphere. These are popularly known as "white squalls." Small waterspouts are ex perienced at sea or along the seashore in very calm weather. We often see In the clouds little whirls with a gyratory motion. These frequently are newly-born tornadoes. The tornado Is generally thrown off from the southeastern edge of some cyclone. These tremendous cyclone funnels therefore are the parents of the much smaller but more active tornado vortices. Very often a large brood of baby tornadoes is hatched out In her aerial nest by the mother cy clone. As many as fifteen tornado tubes or funnels have been observed descending from the same cyclone cloud. A warm cur rent of moist air from the tropics and a cold, dry current from the northwest meet, forming a vortex-like that produced by meeting currents of water. This vortex may become a cyclone, a hurricane or a tornado, according to Its six. The typical tornado Is produced by a cool breeze from the sea meeting a hot breeze from the in terior of the country. The two winds meet and are drawn out into long ribbon-like bands. From these the vortex goes a-spln-nlng, toplike, downward to earth. Inside the tornado Is forming a vacuum. Into which the outside air discharges Itself. Up through the tube rushes the moisture bearing air from the lower levels near the earth to the colder levels above, where this moisture Is at once precipitated Into rain. Travels sit Ter rifle Speed. Here we have a typical tornado. The funnel Is a half mile high, 6,000 feet in dla ameter at the top, 100 feet in diameter at the bottom. It travels along the ground at a speed of fifteen to sixty miles per hour. The outer edge of the funnel top revolves at the rate of seven miles per hour, but the rim near the bottom of the vortex is twist ing at the terrific speed of 200 miles per hour. In the tube below is thus produced tremendous centrifugal force, hurling things outward from lto center. Also within this tube Is a partial vacuum, as suggested, which explodes and chills objects In its path. This chill Is what makes the funnel visible in the form of a cloud. A velocity as high as 600 miles per hour In the lower tubes of some tornadoes has been estimated. The great waterspout which appeared In Vineyard sound, Massachusetts, August 19, IKM, had a funnel extending 4,200 feet from the sea to the clouds. It was 3,400 feet In diameter at the top and 250 at sea level. At the narrowest part about one-third the distance from the sea It was 170 feet thick. Its' top revolved at the rate of fourteen miles per hour. This, striking a ship, would have exerted a pressure ot 330 pounds to the square foot. It Is beyond man's power to build a struc ture strong enough to withstand a tornado in full power, according to the weather bureau authorities. If the structural strength of a building Is such,- however, that It will resist a pressure of forty pounds to the square foot, applied laterally like the force of a battering ram It will stand against such extraordinary storms as hurricanes and will be proof against such general storms as cyclones. But there is not a building In the world today which could stand against the Vineyard sound waterspout or any other tornado of Its power. The great St. Louts tornado of 1896 is estimated to have exerted against the destroyed Eads bridge and upon heavy buildings a pressure of from sixty to ninety pounds per square foot. Plspel by Cannon Shot. Cannon shots fired Into their funnels from ships have dispelled waterspouts at sea. This fact led a meteorologist some years ago to suggest that heavy artillery be mounted at Intervals along the tornado belt In the middle west. A statement was publit-hed suggesting that the weather bureau had Indorsed such a scheme, but Prof. WUUs L Moore, Its chief, issued a formal denial, stating that such a schema wo.ild bo futile. In ths opinion of con servatlve meteorologists like Prof. Moore there Is no practical means of warding off tornadoes where conditions are favor able to their development. "Cyclone cellars," excavated near habi tations of the tornado regions of the mid dle west, have, however, been the means of saving many lives. These are gener ally crowned by low mounds and super structures of light framqwork, like that of the wooden Icehouse cellar of the old time. When a funnel cloud Is seen ap proaching a community thus fortified the Inhabitants retreat to the subterranean asylum and there wait until the wrath of the king of storms has been appeased. To escape a tornado, meteorologists have suggested, persons not fortified with "cy clone cellars" should run to the north or northwest of the approaching funnel's evi dent path, or take refuge In an ordinary cellar, preferably that of a frame house where falling walls of brick or stone can not crush them. Noticeably few deaths from tornadoes have occurred In cellars ot wooden houses. The flight should be to the north of the funnel path because tho destructive effects are more severe on the south, as before noted, where there are strong Indraughts. But the flight should never be to the northeast, as the typical tornado travels In that direction. Hence to the northwest Is a safe direction for flight. Forecast Tornadoes Accurately. Our meteorologists are at work upon a system of forecasting tornadoes with greater accuracy. Warnings sent ahead of the great St. Louis tornado of 1RM were, however, so well heeded that schools were dismissed before the funnel plowed through the city. None of nature's great destroyers Is so eccentric in effects as this most dreaded of storms. While a tornado will one min ute lift a locomotive from the rails, carry it a goodly distance and replace It on the ground practically uninjured. It will the next grind a stately building to dust. At another stage ot its progress It will pick up straws or bits of card and shoot them uninjured through the bark of trees. Far ther on, perhaps, It will carry away a house Intact, leaving the unsuspecting oc cupants safe but unsheltered. At Klrk vllle. Mo., during the tornado of 1899 a piano was taken from one house, carried 1,000 feet through the air and dropped through the roof of another dwelling. In a period of fifteen years the weather bureau recorded &30 days on which torna does occurred within the United States. The average loss, as nesrly as can be esti mated. Is about f2.SO0.0OD per year. The banner year for frequency was ISM. Ia one single. day sixty such convulsions devastated parts of Illinois, Kentucky, Mis sissippi, Georgia, Tennessee, Virginia, and the Carolina. Fully M0 people were killed, 2.600 Injured and 10,000 buildings were de stroyed on that date, which, strange to say, was In winter Febiuary t. Instances of Dntrsrtl veness. The most notable turnudoes of our his tory have been that of Louisville in 1W0 and St. Louis, In 1896. Louisville's after noon papers of March 27, lt-90, published a weather bureau warning that severe local storms and atmosphere troubles were ap proaching. Shortly after nightfall there came a heavy fall of rain, followed by a hailstorm and severe lightning. Soon the wind commenced to blow with a mournful sound, which Increased to a "frightful shriek" as It swept over the doomed portion of the city. The funnel cloud appeared about 8:30 p. m., and had passed In a few minutes. But In that brief Interval a fur row 1,000 feet wide had been plowed through Kentucky's metropolis, destroying Ave churches, the union railroad depot, two public halls, three schools, 206 stores, thirty-two manufacturing establishments, ten tobacco warehouses and 532 residences. Seventy-six people were killed, 200 were In jured In Louisville alone, and the property loss there was osttmated at 2,150,000. And this was Louisville's second visitation of the kind. August 27, 1854, a similar tornado tube had passed through the city, killing twenty-five people and Injuring sixty-seven. Five hundred people were killed and 1,600 maimed by the terrible tornado which de vastated Bt. Louis, May 17, 1896. The prop erty Iobs was 114,348,360. New England's cooler climate has not spared It from the ravages of the king of storms. A tornado destroyed 100 buildings and killed thirty-four people on August 9, 1878. The property loss was $'.',000,000. A path 200 feet wide was cut through South Lawrence, Massachusetts, July 26, 1890, and had the tornado causing the Vinyard sound waterspout of August, 1896, passed over Boston, probably the worst storm fatality of our history would have resulted. Chi cago Chronicle. ! STORMY JORDAN'S STORMY LIFE He nan the "Road to Hell" In Ot timsi, Iowa Keren t rlet ties ot a. Spectacular Life. "Stormy" Jordnn, whose spectacular ca reer as a saloonkeeper won him a national reputation, Is dead at his home In Ottumwa, I a. Jordan was a man of strong character and marked eccentricities, strictly honest and generous to a fault. These qualities made him locally famous, but It was his successful defiance of the prohibition law of Iowa that gave him his great notoriety. Jordan's given name was Kinsley, but the nickname "Stormy" was the one by which he was always known. Jordan came to Ottumwa In 1860. Afte working some time In the packing house here he opened a little saloon In a basement on South Vine street, and over the door of this he placed a sign which read: "The Road to Hell." Many a man who went Into "Stormy's" dingy little bar room and called for the best In the house was surprised when Jordan quietly placed a glass of water on the bar In front of him. It was In this little room that John L. Sullivan met "Stormy." Sullivan called for a cigar. Jordan placed a box before him and when Sullivan asked the price "Stormy," in his usual gruff voice, said: "A dollar apiece." Ikying down a $'J0 gold piece, Sullivan said: "I'll take the box," and walked out. Several years later Jordan built the Corn Exchange saloon, the finest in the city, and was running It when the prohibition law went Into effect on July 4, 184. A brewery In Lawrence, Ky., brought suit in the United States courts against the stste for damages, and Judge John Gibbons of Chi cago, then residing in Keokuk, acting for Jordan, advised him to do likewise. Suit was accordingly brought before Judge Love In the United States court in Keokuk. De spite the efforts of the state officials here fo close Jordan's saloon, he was permitted to run It until the suit was decided. In this way he was enabled to conduct the only saloon In Iowa, which he did until a short time before the prohibition law was repealed, as the case brought In the United States court was appealed to the supreme court and many years passed before it was decided against him. During his residence in Ottumwa Jordan served three terms as city councilman. He was 73 years old and leaves a wife and seven children. Ottumwa Courier. HOW SHE DID THE TRICK Spectacle of a Woman Poising on Her Head a Load of I'nusual Welarht. "Skilled workmen will handle loads of al most incredible weight, even though they may not be particularly muscular," said an engineer who was conversing with a friend. "It's all a knack. They have lit tle tricks of the trade which they employ, most of It of the balancing order. If you notice," continued the engineer, "you will observe that a person who does the same thing many times soon learns to do It easily, and that applies even to lifting and carrying weights. Now, here Is a caan In point. Do you see that pile of boards there on the curb? That Italian woman Is getting firewood from the scraps and bits across the street. She has, I venture to say, all of 100 pounds of wood In that pile. She will put that on her head and walk away with It, carrying a bigger load than you or I can lift. Just wait here a minute and you will see how easily she docs the trick." The two stopped beside the boards, and Just because they stopped and looked an other man stopped, too. Soon a fourth man and then a boy Joined the group, and before the woman had returned with the rest of her salvage quite a crowd of curious people had gathered around her pile of wood. In nowise disconcerted by her sudden consplcuousness, the woman plodded across the street. She lifted one end of the pile, slipped a piece of rope under it and looped It around the boards. Then she fastened the other end In the same way. Next she drew from under her skirt a cushion, which she placed firmly on her head. The engineer pulled his friend forward. "Now watch her tackle It," he whis pered, eagerly. The woman, a spare, lean creature, moved toward the place where the engi neer stood. Quickly lifting one end of the pile of boards, she turned to him and per emptorily ordered him, "Here, you, tak-a hold-a here!" Before he knew what he was doing, the engineer found himself lifting his end of the boards, while the woman, stooping, lifted the other and got under the pile at the same time. Then she "hunched' her head forward until she had the boards poised on the cushion. "Now let-ago I" she ordered, and stalked eft "It's quite a knack," said the engineer's friend, with a grin, but the engineer was so busy digging a splinter from the ball of his thumb that he failed to make any reply. LABOR A'D IXDISTRT. Tiiere has Teen organized In Chicago a National Promotion of Health club, and to It an Illinois man has donated 10,000 acres of land, where an institution Is to be lo cated for the training of dependent women. All the Industrial arts and sciences are to be taught there. Kach woman pupil will rerelve her board and tuition free of cost. Already there arc 300 applicants and as many more are expected. The club will erect tents for the use of working girls from the city. Another steel plant at Pittsburg, starting out with a burking of $16,0nO,0uo, likely to run up into the hundreds of millions as time goes on, will serve to lender that city more than ever the Iron nn;t steel capital of the world. A syndicate of Its business men has Just paid tl,6uO,0O0 for 600 acres of land near Allegrippa, on the Ohio, about fifteen miles from the city, and the work Is to be carried forward with a ruBh. In addition to steel mills, u l.irge blast furnace and a plant for the. manufacture of pressed steel cars are to be built. The secretary nt tlie 1'nlted Mine Work ers' union assert that In the month of March that organization showed the larg est number of memliers in Its history. It now stands Iijw.ihij ahead of any other labor body In this country In point of member ship, and Is the largest in the world, de ijjte its fight with the Western Federation of Miners. 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