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JO.. 111.. 28,020 28,100 2,r50 ....8WB.OSO .... B.S45 Net total aalea... Daily average ... ttKB.ltart 2H,nett GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subacrlbed In my presence and eworn to before me this 31st day of March, lWo. (Heal) M. B. H UNGATE. Notary Public. Arbor day this week! Hot ready to pin nt trees. If St. Louis In to remain "dry" on Sun day hereafter the necessity for Hint new bridge bitohs the M 1sm1shIpi1 river will be Apparent. Having placed the date for the extra coiigreHKloniil election In July, (iovernor Mickey has done bin part toward nurtur ing the candidates a warm time for their money. It may disappoint aonie of those Kan sans to learn that Ida Tarbell xould not tell Commissioner tSnrttehl all he wanted to know about the Standard Oil compo ny. j Should "It prove impractical to install an elevator In the court house, an air ship with a regular trip schedule from the itreet level to the dome might aolva the problem. Italian soldiers have been called out to take the place of railroad strikers in Italy. The taxpayer, will at least &?ot some benefit from the standing army, if only an object lesson. sTll.b TilSCimbAXT. ' The factions In the democratic party are still m far apart a they wera last November. This win very conclusively shown in the utterances of the principal sieaker at the banquet lu celebration of .IcfrVrsnii day at New York and Chi cago. At the former the deliverances were on conservative lines, especially those of Judge Parker, who found noth ing lu the isilltlcal teaching or the record of Jefferson a a statesman to justify the radicalism of a sirtlim of the democracy at this time. His advice to the party was to return to it traditional policies and not allow Itself to le dmwu away from these. He declared that "It Is aafe to assert of a policy that if It Is radical It Is not democratic: If it is dem ocratic It la not radical." On the other hand, at Chicago radical ism was rampant, the new mayor of that city, Judge Dunne, and Mr. Bryan, going the full length of the 'demands of the radical element In the party. There was no suggestion of compromise, no Idea of conservatism In the speeches of these leaders of the faction which is regarded by most eastern democrats as socialistic and therefore not entitled to speak for the democracy. Of course Mr. Bryan Interpreted Jefferson's , utter ances as fully justifying the radicals, thus again furnishing a most Interest ing Illustration of the different con struction that may be put upon the political writings of the great high priest of democracy. While a unit in de votion to the memory of Jefferson, there Is an irreconcilable divergence ninong democratic - leaders lu regard to the meaning of that distinguished man's ut terances. I'nijucstionahly the soundest advice to the party was that given by one of the youngest of its leaders. Mayor Mc Clellun of New York. He said that to deserve winning the democracy must be worthy of winning; that to seek the people's confidence n must W worthy of their confidence. He minted out how the party had failed to grasp its oppor tunities and had lacked the power to impress the jx'ople with t,he sincerity of Its hostility to great public evils and evil tendencies. "As the first step," he said, "let us prove to the people that we are more anxious to teach and to prac tice sound political doctrine than we are to frame our platforms so as to catch the passing vote. Let democratic conven tions nominate men, not from motives of expediency in the hope of success, but from love of principle, even with the certainty of defeat." He declared that the democracy cannot hope to grasp victory agaiu by simply making cam paign capital out of the mistakes and shortcomings of the republican party. There will not ho much heed given, however, to sensible counsel of this kind. The democratic party Is a party of expediency. As it Is at present, it has no well-defined principles upon wjiloh all are agreed, unless it bo.that of striking down protection to American Industrie, and labor. Can the now dis cordant elements he brought together before the next national campaign? Tt is extremely luipr4ahlc. What seems unmistakable now Is that the chances of controlling the party, Delecting Its Having ordered the creation of zeiusl vos In Siberia, the czar may later be compelled to exile some of the members to St. Petersburg for demanding more than he is willing to grant. President Jloosevolt Is going to pass through Nebraska, but according to the present hedule that 85,00) majority Is not enough to make hlui stop long enough to tell how much he likes It. A member of the British Parliament saya that the unionist party Is prepared to regard Premier Balfour and Joseph Chamberlain, but the nation would rest eaaler if the member had said which one. When it conies to exchanging a su preme court cleixship worth at least half again as much for a paltry $r,000 a year congressional job, we Imagine Harry Lindsay will go slow and think twice, and perhaps then some. feet upon her commerce, which as yet has not suffered very greatly from the war, if at n til. In short, a Itussian naval victory. If decisive in character, would change tho entire aspect of tho war and upset all that has been achieved by Japanese skill and valor. It may safely be assumed that no one understands the momentous character of the srtike imolved In the Impending naval battle more clearly than the Japanese commander and that there will be no rash or precipitate ac tion on his part. Admiral Togo has show n himself to be most careful and ju dicious, waiting patiently for the auspi cious opportunity to strike and then do: llvering his blows with vigor and pre cision. It Is yet to he seen whether his foetnan Is equally capable, but there Is reason to Is-lieve that Ito.lest vensky is a competent commander anil will give a creditable account of himself when the hostile squadrons come together. He ports continue to l)o Indefinite in regard to tho location of the fleets, but It seems certain that a battle cannot be much longer Oeferred. HCIWIXU IT .V ItATHKH HAUL). The Omaha understudy of William Jennings Bryan takes Alton B. Parker. the late presidential candidate of the democracy to task concerning his ex planation of his signal defeat of 1IMI4. "It was with poor grace." exclaims Mr. Bryan's understudy, "that the worst beaten man in history seeks to lay em phasis on the democratic defeat of 1WHJ," and lie goes on: The campaign waged under Alton li. Par ker wus the most farcical expedition upon which a political party ever engaged; tho campaign waged in 1R!HJ under the leader ship of William J. Bryan will live In his tory as the greatest battle ever fought under the command of n man who was bHttllng prncticully single-handed and alone against the moht powerful influenced of the world. Mr. Purker attributes his own defeat to "division and faction." also to the use of governmental power for partisan purposes; also the reckless and unprecedented ex-Jt-nditure of money, and to "demagogic ap peals to interests as wide apart as ho poles." If the republican party campaign committee had not npent a dollar In their campaign aidde from Its letter and postage expenses Mr. Roosevelt would have been elected. When It became known that the democratic national convention at St. Louis had gone under the control of trust mag nates like August I'.elmont the doom of the party was sealed. This may be gospel truth, but how does Mr. Bryan's understudy explain the attitude of Colonel Bryan on the stump and In his paper during the late presidential campaign'.' How can he reconcile his fervid appeals to democrats to vole for Parker, the candidate who had gone under the control of trust magnates'.' How can ho reconcile with its present utterances Mr. Bryan's pre diction, as well as his own predictions before the election, that Parker would be triumphantly elected president over Hoosevelt? ' Are we to infer that In the Purker campaign, which is now pronounced "a farcical expedition." Mr. Bryan and hla adjnlrers were simply masquerading, while at heart they were praying and hoping for an inglorious defeat of their candidate? Can It be possible that Mr. much as the government of Nebraska Is conducted chiefly by deputies and depu ties of deputies, the more deputies uo have the merrier. Should the Young Men's Christian as sociation be able to drive a succession of profitable real estate deals It might lu tho end erect its new home out of the dividends on its land speculations. It Is to be boM'd. however, that the plans for the promised building will not agaiu be interrupted by Ihe offer of money back and a bonus to boot for the new site. It may be only a coincidence, but the pi-esence of so many foreign railroad men in Washington while tho senate committee Is lu session should give the members an opporunlty to learn bow other nations manage to get along with their transportation linos. Overloading the Dead. Chicago Tribune. The late Thomas Jefferson was a man of great versatility, but he could not pos sibly have held all the views that are charged up against him. A Mistaken Aaanmptlon. Chicago Record-Herald. Some people talk as If the framers of the constitution framed It for the sole protec tion of the railroads which were to come in the future and were undreamed of when t lie framing was done. Delicate Social niatlnrtlona. Pittsburg Dispatch. When we reflect that we. run "git-rich-quick'' men toward the penitentiary and elevate franchise grabbers to the rank of statesmen we are bound to admit that social distinctions are too delicate for us. MlKhty Hard to Suit. Baltimore American. Mr. Rider Haggard, the eminent novelist. Is disgusted wtlh travel In America, going such immense distances as he discovered lay between New York and Ran Fran cisco and the Variety of temperatures Into which the Journey led. It is very hard on Mr. Haggard ami tourists like hint, but this country cannot really help being so much larger than they ever imagined. And a Journey across the United States must really be very fatiguing after a Journey across England. Lame Kxcnac for Graft. Boston Transcript. The members of the pension board of re view excuse themselves for passing men whose regiments were never mustered into the service of the United States by al leging the haste imposed by a vust volume of work. This Is a pretty poor excuse, but It Is luminous of the effect of pension rates In sweeping examiners off their feet The new commissioner of penslone, Hon. Vespasian Warner, seems to be finding out a great many things about his bureau that are interesting to the country. Bryan joined that farcical ' expedition next candidate for the presidency and merely to play horse? framing its platform are very decidedly on the side of the radicals. Commissioner Oarfield epeul a day looking at the books of the Praiiie Oil and Oas company at Independence, Kan. Those luioks will probably make the "Beef trust" managers green with envy when the profit ou a barrel of kerosene U Khowu. If tho president Is breathing In ozone, att fast as the people think be is in the Colorado mountains the entire member ship of the United Statea aenate will either have to go Into training or sur render unconditionally when the special session Is called. Now the South Omaha people have discovered that "many cooks hII the broth." No oue seems to know Just how It happened, but the discovery is made that the conflicting amendments lu the South Omaha charter will prevent the paving of streets this year. EFVKCT OX OVtt COMMEHfK It is to be expected that our commerce with the far east and particularly with Japan will be to some extent, injured by the existing conditions there. It is nat ural that the presence of the Russian fleet should lead those engaged In trade to exercise extraordinary care, since the Russians are very likely to seize any thing that may come In their way, es pecially If Its destination is Japan. It Is ahowu by the statistics that our coin mere with that country has been little disturbed thus far by the war, American exports to Japan having established a new high record for the eight' months ending with last February. It apiears, therefore, that instead of Interrupting our Japanese trade tho war has stimu lated it. the exports for the first eight mouths of the current fiscal year having exceeded those of the corresponding period last year to the amount of $10,- OOO.tMM). AYe have been doing n large business in furnishing supplies for the equipment of the Japanese armies In the field. American Interest lu Impending events In that quarter is consequently of a very practical character. As the New York Times points out, an efficient blockade of Japanese ports a possibility, of course, though Improbable would sensi bly affect our commerce in that quarter and necessarily that of all other coun tries trading with Japan. It is this con sideration which Invests the pjvsent sit uation there with extraordinary interest, at least from the commercial point of view, and most naturally prompts tliosa who desire that our trade in the far eat shall not suffer to hope for Japanese success. The magnates of the six big railroad systems that constitute nearly five sixths of all the railroad mileage of the United States have been called before the United States senate Interstate com merce committee to tell all they know about rebates and drawbacks and iiat they want congress to do to make rail road charges uniform and equitable to all patrons. It can lie safely predicted that the railroad magnates will posi tively and unequivocally deny that there are auy rebates or drawbacks on any railroad under their supervision, and it does not require a spirit medium to foretell that the magnates will all con cur in the prediction that any interfer ence on the part of congress with the arbitrary and unhampered conduct, of railroads will compel them to make a cut in the wages of 1,30,fsMt railway employes, not counting railroad presi dents and t raffle managers. HECOGMZEIl AT LAST. Total Ab"''"era Clnnned aa Prlsea for Life InenraiicV. New York Tribune. Life insurance companies know that tee totalers make the best risks, and as a class live longer than the moderate drink ers as a class by from 20 to 60 per cent. A number of actuaries and medical direc tors have been working on tho statistics for several years, with the result in pros pect that the total abstainers will soon have policies offered to them at a oon alderable reduction from the rata which moderate drinkers have to puy. Immoder ate drinkers ar--not taken at all by any of the companies knowingly, though some sober up long enough to get in and then go on aa before, the line between moderate and Immoderate drinking not being easy to define. It is forseeu that persons taking out policies aa total abstainers may after ward throw those restraining principles overboard and adopt more self-indulgent habits, and an effort will be made to pro vide a remedy for such cases in the terms of the contract. The official recognition by the companies that even moderate drink ing tends to shorten life Is a good argu ment for the temperance societies and one with a sound statistical basis, which Can not be said for all the contentions they advance. TllinSTOV MtlUTIME I.K MM F.. t.onKlp tliunt Ihe Concern U hoar Mall la Held t . The American M.ittlme League "f New York, of which former Senator Thurston of Nebraska . president, is tip as linst con sldfiablo trouble. The PoKtotTlce depart ment Niispvcts a gold lu h k Is concealed In tlm scheme ,n,,i ),,., held up Ihe mail of the league until a satisfactory explanation is Kuhmlttcd to the postmaster, general. Eastern papers are publishing long ac counts of the Inception of the league unit following closely Mm present illtllcultles. The purisise of the organization l not clearly defined, it understood, however, that the main object of ihe organize! s, H. K. I'omnuTy and S. E. Elliott, was to boos the f.Up subsidy scheme which has been before -.ingress for several vents, and extract some money from people Interested In the subsidy project. Loth aims were moderately s.iccc rful from the siart and gave promise of rich picking up to the moment the PoatofTice department Isrued the stop order, and like the famous Mis eourlnn exclaimed, "You'll have to show me." EMI OK PIHTISAV POLITICS f If the railroads can absorb the bridge arbitrary Ht St. Louis they ought to be able to absorb what remains of thu bridge arbitrary at Omaha. A good, atroog pull on the part of our business men should raise thU embargo on Omaha's commercial Interests. It Is probtble that Admiral Togo knows more about what he is going tu do thau the Itussian admiralty, but the officers at St, Petersburg caunot refrain from making predictions, fa this they arc. aa inveterate as though they were .long range weather forecasters. Wheu the voting machine is brought Into use what la to become of the provi sion In the new primary electiou law for the shuffling of the ballot'.' Can the names of the candidates be rotated In the machine? Perhap Representa tive Itodgevcan answer, aj ha stood sponsor (or bota fellK ( UVMTISO THt: STAKE The stake in the coming naval battle, especially for Japan, is momentous. ; While defeat of the. ltussiaus would not render their position very much more berlous thau before the arrival of their fleet lu eastern waters, a decisive defeat of the Japanese which would give their enemy control of the sea would be a blow to Japan from which She jnobably could not recover. It is very evident that were she lo lose control of the sea she could not long continue to prosecute the war, because It would deprive her of the means of reinforcing uiul provisioning her armies. With her naval power do st royed it would Us a question of only a short time when site would be com pelled to abandon her operatious on land, for although her armies might go on driving the enemy before them the results would la? of little value, since to make results secure the land force must have the support of the navy. Moreover Japan would be threatened at home. Doubtless Iter more Inijstrtant ports would b blockaded, with dlsatrou ef- Aiiil now it transpires that the exten sion of the electric lighting contract does not contemplate simply the inerense of electric lamps from the present number, which Is .'10 lamps, to tho minimum number, tloo lamps, but It proposes at once to increase the number of arc lamps to the full extent of the difference between ?75 aud $!l4.rs a year. This means an increase from ."hi to IV4D lamps or more thau double the number re quired by the electric lighting contract of three years ago. This progressive multiplication of lamps is based upon the idea that the public lighting cor porations must absorb not only every dnllrr collected from the city lighting levy, but also every dollar of royalty paid for the privilege they enjoy of sup plying light to private consumers. The building commissioner of Chicago has announced that when the summer season opens the public can be assured that every precaution for safety will have boon taken to see that the grand stands in the summer gardens are in a safe condition. Under the regulations to lie enforced In these summer resorts will lie the requirement that no enclosed theater be permitted to admit more than its seating capacity, and where there are no seats only a limited number of people will be permitted to enter, as safety requires. The example set by the Chicago building department should ie emulated by the building Inspector of Omaha in resect to the summer gar dens anil similar resorts in this city and viciulty. lu anticipation of the use of voting machines In the larger towns, applica tions are jaiurlug in upon Governor Mickey for the position of deputy on the board that is to have supervision of elec tions by machine. It may be antici pated, also, that the applicants for depu tyships will ls followed by applications for deputyships to the deputy, luas- Slftnlflcaiife of the President's Speeches In th South. New York Sun. The president's speeches In the outhwest bubble with personal happiness, sparkle with original thought and overflow with unselfish effort to make his fellow citizens cheerful and at the same time to instruct thum. Nothing, however, that Mr. Roosevelt has uttered since he left Washington Inspires more Interest than thore passages in which he indicates his belief that the issues of partisan politics are of Infinitely less Im portance than the questions concerning which party lines are not drawn, or should not be 'drawn. Questions of social organization and pop ulation, for example; questions of foreign policy; questions of government in its re lations to business; questions of political economy; questions of good citizenship and the individual's duties to the community; questions of federal enterprise In the way of i.utionul improvements Intended for tilt benefit of all alike; and so on. Indeed. In a broad and philosophical ap plication of the presidents theory, as ad vanced by him at Louisville aad elsewhere, what public Issue might not be eliminated, by common consent, from partisan politics as the term Is at present understood? What question, save perhaps that of the offices and who shall occupy them? skhwov noiLEn nowx. The lest way to pity a man Is to pick him up. The wealth of a church depends on Its work. Ueal faith works too hard ever to get Dozen. Somewhere thera's a sin back of every Borrow. Men who affect virtues have no affect Ion for them. It takes an empty head to rise to the heights of fashion. The richer the life within the simpler will be that without. Soul possession are the only assets that count in heaven. Petrified people, like petrified trees, take the finest polish. He who shields little sins will soon be the slave of large ones. Nowhere are hearts u hungry as in the land of gingerbread. You cannot walk the way of the world and not know Its woe. Home men never make a mistake because thev never make u move. The storm that wrecks the rotten nee only roots the sound one deeper. No man ever loMt any time in the heav enly race by slopping iu help another. The man who prays with his fingers crossed Is likely to get a Martling answer. Sometimes tho church that Is pruvlng for showera of blessing only need a thaw There are a l t of people who would lather gather tomorrow's thistles than to day's figs. A man should not base his rail to the miriiauy on the fact that his mouth water, whenever be sec a culcaaaa- Waaattfje '4i- VUHf. The letteYheads of the Itague name as members of the advisory board, a number of prominent public men whose mipport, if continued, would insure success, tint all of them dropped out as soon as the Post office department threw Its shadow over it. The postofflee tin-pci tors say that letters of endorsement were obtained from prom inent men by an endless chain method and that Thurston as Inveigled Into the league and the presidency of It by I'om mery and Curtis. "They told Mr. Thurs ton, so we have been Informed," said one of the- Inspectors, quoted by the New York Sun. yesterday, "that men like Mr. Root and Mr. Belmont bad sent them to request him to become president and supposed, of couiHe. that he would accept. Mr. Thurs ton still Insisted that he would have to be nsked first. A short time after this Mr. Helmont and otln r men of prominence got letters signed with Sinator Thuiston's name announcing that he had taken the presidency and intended to devote a gnat deal of time to the league. "In reply to these letters thev sent Senator Thiirston letters congratulating him on his election. When Mr. Thurston got then' letters he decided It wouldn't do at all to decline an office which men of such eminence believed he already tilled. Home of the noted men on the list of of ficers have told us that when they saw copies of tha letters and were assured by Senator Thurston that he was the presi dent they consented to become members and subscribed $-T. They also agreed to write to friends. Few if any of thrin, It appears, authorized the use of their names aa officers. "Starting with a few letters here the league spread nil over the country and Its mall has been very heavy. Since we began our Investigation we have failed to find any one responsible, although of course, we have not seen Senator Thurston yet. All the members whose names appeared on the letterhead have told us that they have sent in their resignations. But all thu harm has been done." Mi. Thurston hurried from Washington to New York Inst Priday and presided over a meeting of the Maritime league in the Waldorf Astoria. The attendance con sisted of President Thurston, Secretary Pommery, a score of reporters and a mad dening array of empty chairs. Letter were exhibited from the men named as the advisory board consenting to the use of their names. Mr. Thurston read a long and carefully prepared statement. In tt he said that bis connection with the league had begun on December 13 last, "when, upon- written request of several distinguished gentlemen, whose names ap peared as officers of the league. I con sented to the use of my name, for the time being, as president." He said that he had become a subscribing memher in the spring of 10O4. after the league's liter ature had been presented to him by H. K. Pommery. Some time prior to December 13. lie said, Mr. Pommery had urged him to accept the office of president upon the statement that such was the desire of many of the officers of the league. "I agreed that If the desire for my selection should be at tested In writing by numerous officers of the league, I would allow the- use of my name as president, at least temporarily. I was not acquainted, except casually, with Mr. Pommery, but I found him In charge of the work of the league carrying It on under the sanction of the distinguished men who had accepted oftce in the league, and I necessarily took It for granted that any man who was trusted by them with such responsibilities must be a gentleman of character and standing, and in every way worthy of confidence. "Recent criticism has led me to Investi gate and from my personal investigation I have no hesitation In stating thnt It fully appears that the use of my name In con nection with the.olllelal list of the league lias been authorized In writing by such person whose name has been used." "When I became president." said Mr. Thurston, as Pommery hastily collected the letters and put them In his bag, "I did so In writing and made it a matter or record. I would not for a single moment suggest that I could relieve myself from the responsibility to those who have sub scribed to the funds of the league after my name was used. I accept this re sponsibility, regardless of whether or not any gentleman who has allowed the use of his name as an officer joins with me. I believe that every man ought to have a chance to determine whether this worrt should go on under the authority of our respective names or should dissolve. 1 shall therefore adjourn this meeting until July 1, at this hotel. In 1 lie meantime I announce that I hold myself personally responsible for the return of every' fu'a scriptlon received since I became presi dent. If the subscriber feels that there has been any misunderstanding." Some of the mystery as to the Inception of tho league was lifted when Mi. Pom mery explained that he and a former newspaper man named Curtis were the or ganizers. Pommery was formerly a trav eling man in the west, imu Curtis in said lo have licen conencted with the Hlue Pencil club of New York City. They sent out' alluring letters to senators, represen tatives, governors and other prominent men, notifying them that they had been named for honorary vice presidents Whether the first letters contained names of officers of the league is not clear, but, as rapidly as acceptances were received the names were added lo t lip letter heads and circulars. pkho L oti;. (lesion rightly resents the charge lli.U Its favorite vegetable Is a yellow prill. That Chicago sirike was pulled off Just lu time to give the new mayor an Impres sive Idea of the troubles enveloping the Job. The people who are still trlug to prove that women have no business rapacity seem to have overlooked Mrs. Chadwlck's performances. Capricious April is altogether too fickle. Its smiles and leer are acceptable e the proper caper, but snow aud frost chills af fection's fount and generates worn. Carl Schutz will this coming summer par ticipate in the celebration of the sixtieth anniversary of the Kranknnia society of Hoiin university, of which he was a mem ber. Hilladilphia Is actually awake More than that, the quakers are so hot over a $:;.iH.is swindle aa to forget the snows ami blows of April. 'Although the weather bureau does not know it. the present tem perature Is quite summery; A woman named Mrs. Maggie O'Neill ap peared as witness In a case in Milwaukee recently, but could not speak lu Kngllsh. Stranger still, the French language Is the only one known to her, although she was boin in Milwaukee fifty yeurs ago. The fame of the Crcom city is not limited to one product. Mr. Stock, who has been selected as the successor of the late Theodore Thomas an director of the Chicago Orchestra, has been a member of the orcheestra for ten ycais, at which time he arrived In that city from his native city of Julich, fJer many, where he was born in 1872. His musical education was developed at the College of Music at Cologne. A MATTER OF HEALTH Absolutely Pure HAS NO SUBSTITUTE hl'lHIT OK AltllOK DAY. Kimtrrn Slulea Striving to Check Forest Kstermlnalloil. Boston i'ranserlot. The recurrence of Arbor day should tiring anew some realizing sense of the danger to the land from the thoughtless devastation ef our forests begun by the early tiispoilers, who wire thrifty in all else hut the use of the woods. As a result of their early war upon our woodlands, culminating In the methodical processes required by the demand for paper wood pulp, we are. ns everybody knows, facing the deplorable nieiuice of forest extermina tion and the tremendous obligation of for est reinstallation. It is "up to us," as the saying goes, to make good the extravagance and unre stricted tree destroying activities of our wasteful predecessors and of our own gen eration. And In assuming the onerous labor we may be buoyed by the thought that the work is one which will benefit not only ourselves, but those who will come after us. While the national folly of forest destruction without adequate preparations for reproduction can never be wholly re trieved, it is evident that great progress has been made in the extension of the tree-planting idea. The state of feiinsylvania, which bus presented perhaps the most conspicuous example of the dire results which have nttetyled the waste of our forest heritage, having been transformed from a remarka bly well-wooded, tree-endowed district to an almost barren condition, is foremost now among the tree-planting and tree protecting commonwealths. 70S.79D acres of land having been secured by the State Korcstry Reservation commission up to date. Philadelphia's city forestry depart ment, it is pleasant to note, has planted 5,000 trees this spring In and about the city, and the trees In the city parks and thoroughfares are to be safeguarded by an Increased force of patrollng gardeners this season. Report from other sections this spring indicate an equally cheerful exten sion of the tree-planting sentiment, a healthful, helpful idea which happily has Its permanent taproot, not only In the deep, fertile soil of tree economy, but far in the depths of right, moral Impulse. i.tidiuvo lim:s. Stella-Did you give him your love? Bella Yes; conditional on his raising ar equsl amount. New York Sun. O'Rourke Phwy did yez smash O Ut jeii' ( I'Kellly The spaloane nsked me If 1 ml lolk id 'have a dhrlnk, an' 1 said I wu.l ( ) Rourke Yls? O'Reilly An' thin be said he wud too. Louisville Courier-Journal. Medical Kxanilner You are lu a weal,, exhausted physical condition; seem to lu all run down. Applicant for Policy Yes; and yet I was a well niau when your agent started In worrying the life out of mo to buy some Insurance ef him. Cleveland Lender. Respectable flea eon I wish that young Canon Mayberry weren't obliged to pica, h to such a small congregation. Frivolous Widow So do 1. Kvery time he said "Dearly beloved ' this morning 1 felt as If 1 had received a proposal. Puck. Judge I'll give you thirty days In Jail. Prisoner (Jood! My wife will lie through cleaning bouse when 1 get out. Kansas City Times. Dr. Dasher I wish to marry your daugh ter, sir. Old Man Murjer But you have no pros pects, voting man. Dr. Dasher oh. yes. I have. You don't know It. but you've got appendicitis. Mf good. Clcvelana prospects Leader. are fairly W A WHIM; THK OAWK. Louisville Herald. Did yiui ever take your lady friend to see a game of ball. And sit up in the grand stand where you couldn't even smoke? And as yon watch the catcher tag the run ner, hear her call, "What made that horrid big man give that little one a poke?" The game begins to liven up some fellow makes a hit; The runner scores from second and t lie people roar and shout. Then. Just as you start cheering you will throw a double tit. When the maiden softly murmurs, "What's this racket all ubout?" She asks you why the catcher wears a pil low on his hand. Or why they have him muzzled Is he such an awful brute? What makes that fellow hit the ball ami run to beat tho band? Some wonder that you then will feel Uka some big rube galoot. She asks you what an error Is, aad what you mean by "bunt," And when the game la orr arte wsnts to know who won. "Oh. wasn't it exciting? It was such a jolly munt! I don't remember when It was I ever had such fun!" Yes, this is what you're up against, unless you know the game. You wonder why on earth, then, you ever brought her out. But next day you call 'round again and take her bv the arm. For we're all against that game without a doubt. Can your appetite conceive anything more toothsome than a sweet delicious choco late cake and a cup of creamy Qhirardelli's Ground Choco late? A pantry without Ghirar defli's is like a garden without roses. Smoother and more economical thun cake chocolate. n .jEMtm w G ROUN D LCHOCOLATE Corporate drip on Chicago. New York Tribune. 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