6 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY. APRIL IS. 100.'. OVER THE FAILS TO DEATH Queer Ttnciee of Weary Mortals Who Seek Belief in Niagara's Flood. DRAMATIC SCENES ON THE BRINK fatal Fasrlnatlnn of rinnftla Wafers Lore Many to Death Different Methods of Rraln-Fasaied reople. Every year person end their lives in he rapid rtinnlnir. waters of Niagara. The record iroes far bark, and Includes many Ktrana-e rases. Ann Hall, 34 years old, com mitted suicide fifty years ago by going over the waterfall. She was a bride of but a week. Each suicide appears to have a different plan. A party of visitor" were enjoying the srene from the Third Sister island on August 10, 1SS4, when they were startled by a man emerging from the bushes. He was clad only In light underwear. Tossing articles of Jewelry to them he leaped into the boiling waters close by. He was Her man Wuttke of Buffalo, and his act was due to despondency. A young man on the afternoon of Febru ary 25, IMS, descended the Incline railway, walked out to a mound of whiteness to ward the upper suspension bridge which then spanned the gorge, and, after stamp ing down a level place on the Icy hillock, shot himself. He was Charles Yi'eiibaeher, second son of raul Weflbacher of Wellbacher & Toewi, hop merchants, of New York. He was 2." years old and his father's bookkeeper. De spondency and Insomnia were the causes. There have been .suicides at night as well as by day. C. V. Sweet of Jersey t'lty. on August 31. 186, strolled out from his hotel to enjoy Niagara by moonlight. At I'ros pect Point he found a man's coat, and papers In the pocket Indicated It belonged to Chauncey Hough of Batavia. A week later Mr. Hough's body was taken from the whirlpool. Because of the number of suicides at Niagara, persons have attempted to mis lead tho world by pretending to have com milted suicide. No case of this kind Is more notable than that of Bryan B. C'ran dal!. Crandall's Bogus Soiclri. It was on April 1. 18i, that an officer of the state reservation found a hat under an overturned seat back of the Cataract . house. On the lining of the hat was the name, "B. B. Crandall, No. 1174 West ave nue, Buffalo, N. Y." A body was found and Identified as that of Crandall. His life was Insured In vari ous companies for $10,(00. Some paid, but Nelson O. Tiffany, secretary of the Masonic Life association of western New York, clung to the opinion that Crandall was alive, and resisted payment. One hundred thousand circulars bearing Crandall's picture were sent broadcast and $2,000 was offered for knowledge of his whereabouts. Mr. Tiffany In the spring of 1S92 received a telegram from Ios Angeles, signed by Mrs. M. Roland, asking If Crandall was till wanted and If the reward held good. Clues were given by Mrs. Roland that led to Crandall's arrest near Is Angeles, and he was brought east to Buffalo. He was never convicted. Relatives paid his way back to California, where he entered an old soldiers' home. Showed How Far He Conld Go. Edwin Miles and R. H. Trebor, min strels, strolled to Trospect Point on No vember 1, 1888, to view the falls. "I wonder." said Mr. Trebor, "how far a boat could come down thoae rapids and not go over the fall." "Say," called a stranger standing by as they passed, "I don't know how far a bout could go, but I will show you how far 1 can o." With that the man buttoned up his coat, pulled his hat down on his head, threw away a cigar, and, leaping upon the para . pet wall, dived headlong Into tho current, a few feet back from the brink of the American fall, over which he was quickly swept. He was Charles Campion of Buf falo, 24 years old, who had hud no trouble, so far as his friends knew. A suicide was'announced in the afternoon of July 13, ItSl. There were hundreds of witnesses. A woman fell fainting In the park and was carried Into the superintend ent's office, convinced her hupband haa been swept over the fulls. He had dis appeared In tho bushes and had not re turned. Then a door opened. In walked a man who marched up to the weeping woman. He laid his hand on her shoulder. She raised her head. Their eyes met. She leaped to her feet. "Oh, papa, Is It you?" she cried. "What are you making such a fool of yourself for?" he asked. Everybody laughed. Then the question was, Had there been a suicide? Parties visited the falls the next day looking for a Mr Sherman of Clifton Springs. A body was seen In the whirl pool. Time after time It wns carried about the river pocket until the watchers could stand it no longer. A friend of the missing man volunteered to swim out and capture the human form. He seized It and after a struggle succeeded in landing ii. The body was not that of the man they sought, but of Frederick Vdell of Niagara Falls, who had been missing since July 4. while the date of the rescue was July 15. Udell was thought to be In Maryland. His poi kets were Inside out and It was sus pected tluit he had been thrown from the upper suspension lr!dge. Sherman's body was found In the whirlpool July 20. Niagara was startled September 10, MM, hy a double suicide, but the Incidents had no relation to each other. Walter Hay wood of Buffalo leaped Into the river from Luna Island, while Mrs. Bessie Luders of New York entered the river from Prospect park. Haywood was financially unfortu nate. He left this verse: Here poor, unfortunate Haywood lies; Nobody laughs, nobody cries; Where he s gone and how he fares Nobody knows and nobody cares. In her trip to eternity Mrs. Bessie Lu ders had a helping hand outstretched to her at the brink of the falls, the incident being or.e of the most tragic ever known ut Niagara. R. I. Heim of Philadelphia saw the woman come down the river. Without thought of the danger he climbed over the wall and waded out six feet to a point only ten feet from the brink of the Amer ican fall. Three times he grabbed her clothing, but as many times did she pull away. She was swept over the brink. It was with difficulty that Helm regained the shore. Clerks In the postofflce and express offices occasionally have strange experiences with persons bent on suicide. In 1S91 a man called at the American express office and sent his watch and money to Louisville. Tho agent suspected the man and the police arrested him. He admitted he was bent on going over ihe falls. The body of a woman found floating In the lower river May 18. 1892. was Identified as Miss Emma C. Aupperle of Philadelphia. Her friends said that once while chatting she said: "If I ever commit suicide I will go to Niagara. I selected tho spot two years ago when I was there." "It Is all for that woman," wYote Noble Kenny of Buffalo before he went to death from Prospect Point. "It Is home trouble," called 15-year-old Ethel Lynman to Policeman Burch, as she was wading out In the river at Luna Island. The officer caught her. Jennie Newell threw herself Into the river May 28, 1893, but was rescued. "Don't pull me out, boys; let me go," she cried. Few Niagara suicides created such a sen sation as that of Peter Schemm, a Phila delphia brewer, September 13, 1P98. He had driven about the reservation and on the return from Goat Island deliberately leaped from the bridge Into the rapids. A reward of Jl.ono was offered for th recovery of his body. The lower river was watched as never before. It was surprising the number of bodies found, but none was Identified as that of Schemm. Hlppolyte Schneider, a Frenchman, added novelty to the manner of dying at Niagara. He walked out on a reef above the Ooat Island bridge March 30. 1900, and fired his revolver In tho air. Twice the report rang out, as If to attract attention, and then he was seen to place the pistol In his mouth. There was a report and the man tumbled Into tho water and was swept away over the falls. He was Infatuated with Lillian Russell and for her had died. New York Sun. Pointed Paragraphs. Ignorant people are born critics. After the storm look for the rainbow of policemen. He who loves without reason Is apt to reason without love. Wise Is the orator who knows when to cut a long story short. Ships deteriorate with age with the ex. ception of hardships. Faint heart ne'er won fair lady unless the fair lady happened to be a widow. Now the summer girl will soon begin to freeze on to the reckless youth who has a mania for squandering his coin for Ice cream. Chicago News. Philosophy Plant Growth. Photography, which has caught the Em pire state express in full motion by the cinematograph, has also been brought Into use to depict, with equal fidelity, action so slow as the growth of a flower, accord ing to the Indianapolis News. By exposing a plant every quarter of an hour for six teen days to a camera it Is now possible to watch a bud open gradually ; to see the blossoms close nt night and reopen In the morning; to see the leaves increase In size aud the stamens peep out. And all in the space of a minute or two 2.000 gallons of best cottage paints at $1 per gallon. Kennard Glass and Paint Company, 1424 Dodge street. Wanted to Get Even. A correspondent sends us the following extract from the pious petition of a good old colored brother In a Georgia settle ment: "Lawd, we wants a blessln' fer ever' one, 'cept one; en dut one Is a yaller nigger, what boarded de railroad train, en runned off wld de whole collection what wui took up ter pny my salary wld. Lawd, please make de train Jump de track don't hurt de yuther passengers, but take off one lalg fum dat nigger." Atlanta Constitution. THE MEN'S TRUE SPECIALISTS. (ft PIT Hydrocele Varicocele Stricture Emission Impotency (ionorrhoca Hlood Poison (Syphilis) Rupture Nervous Debility KIDNEY and URINARY diseases and all Diseases and Weaknesses of MEN due to evil habits of youth, abuses, excesses or the result of neglected, un skilled or improper tieaimeni of private, ills-uses, whlcn cause night Inssea, day drains. Impairs the mind and destroys men's Mental, Physical and Sexual Powers, reducing the sufferer to that deplorable state known aa Nervo-Sexual Debility, making social duties and obligations a hardship and the enjoyment of life and the marital happiness I ir. ofu'b'c. Men Who Need Skillful Medical Aid will find this Institute thoroughly reliable, inherent from other so-called Insti tutes medical rom-urus or Hpecial lets' companies. You ere Just aa safe In dealing with the State 4Vtdl'al Inxtltute as with any STATE OH NATIONAL ' BANK. It has long been established for the purpose of curing the poisonous diseases and blighting weaknesses of men. and does so at the lowest possible cost for honesi, ukUlful and successtu' treatment. PI HMD T1TMN rRFF ,f yu cannot call write for symptom blank. ItllUUllMiUn IllCt ami s Hours- a. m. to I p. m. Sundays. 10 to 1 only. STATE MEDICAL INSTITUTE IJtl Faroam St.. Bit. 13th) aal lettt streets, O.aaht. Nil. CSBKZfi NEW YORK'S WATER SUPPLY Progress of Work on the Great Croton Eiter Dam. DrZING DIMENSIONS OF THE JOB Coastraettnn of Hnare Artificial Lake, Capable ot Holding Bil lions of Gallons of Water for the Metropolis. The monster wall of the great Croton dam, which will form the storage reser voir of New York City's water supply, is sufficiently advanced to warrant the stor age of water which the spring thaw and rains will abundantly supply. It will be some months yet before the wall is com pleted. In Its incomplete state It repre sents an outlay of 7.nc.r00 and e:ghte-n years' work. Three thousand men have been nt work since 1892, and they have nothing more tc do except to complete the great spillway at the west end of the dam. This looks like a giant's stairway, and will carry down the surplus water when tho reservoir can hold no more. A series of steps Is used so that the force of the waterfall will be broken. An unchecked overflow would wear away the ground at the base of the dam, for the drop Is al most as great as that of Niagara falls, and, aa everyone knows, the cataract Is eating back Into the stone every day. The most wonderful thing about this dam Is that you can t see half of It. The base Is 131 feet below the bed of the river and Is 20C feet thick. At the surface the thickness Is le5 than 100 feet, and from that point up the dam tapers to a thickness of only twenty feet at the top. The dam Is practically of triangular form. When It is considered that nearly a million tons of stone has been used In its making, It is not surprising that the cost Is $3,030,000 more than the original estimate. Hoice Storage Itenervolr. The dam holds In check the contributions of a watershed whose area Is SflO square miles. V'hen filled, the new reservoir will be nineteen miles long, with a width of from 200 feet to two miles and a depth of 130 feet. The new territory of the reservoir, from the old dam to the new. Is three and a half miles long, with a capacity of 32,000, 000,000 gallons. The old reservoir held 43, 000,000.000 gallons, and the united capacity will be 75.000,000.000 gallons. The outlet of this great tank la not at the now dam, as one would naturally suppose, but at the old dam. The present aqueduct, seven feet in diameter. Is to be superseded by one fourteen feet In diameter and ca pable of carrying 1.300,000.000 gallons a day to the city, whose residents demand 125 gallons a day apiece. Tho fact that they waste from forty to sixty gallons of this Is not for the engineers of the dam to ponder over. Manhattan and the Bronx use about 300, 000,000 gallons a day. If the Croton supply would hold out Indefinitely there need be no worry about New York's water for the next century, but the evident fact that It will not is what Is causing the mayor to call fcr great preparations for the future In the way of getting fresh sources of sup ply. The Croton valley does not supply enough water to tax the new aqueduct continu ously. If It did, the city reservoirs could j not hold the supply. The tube was made extra large for emergencies. Through the fourteen-foot aqueduct the water travels thirty-two miles to the reser voirs In Central park, gravity doing the Job nicely. New York gets tho water at a cost of $22 for every 1,000,000 gallons, and that Includes the Interest on the water bonds. Beauty of Construction. Beauty has not been lost sight of In the construction of this giant dam. The sim plicity of the architecture and the wonder ful proportions of the structure combine to give It magnificence. The dam proper Is 1.1G8 feet long, and the spillway adds a stretch of 1,000 feet. There you have nearly half a mile of rugged gray masonry, whoso obliteration by time does not appeal to the Imagination. Rising 1G6 feet from river bed to crown, with a grace ful, concave curve, the suggestion of Im pregnability Is perfect. Standing In the dry bed of the Croton river, the spectator gets the best Idea of the dam's vastness. He does not, however, realize the mass of stone that lies buried, nor the fact that to reach the other side of the wall he would have to bore through 100 feet of rock. The top of the dam is a public roadway, twenty feet wide. As the spillway Is not so high as the dam, it will be crossed by a. bridge 200 feet long. From the roadway the view Is One. The snowclad hills stretch for miles to the north and hide the old dam. There has been a lot of engineering work In this valley, with the building of the new acqueduct and the clearing away of tho farmhouses and burns. When the Tibetan explorers of coming cen turies excavate the Croton valley In their researches Into the doings of the ancient Americans they will have a lot to guess at. The top of the dam Is now reached by a series of stairs, -ome Inside and some out, which runs from he bed south of the dam to the top. It is a climb which puts you out of breath unless you are In fine fettle, but the scenery Is full reward for the work. New York Sun. Iermanent retirement from public office though Van Buren was an active politician as long as he had hope of renomlnatlon at the hands of any party. Johnson was the only retired president to enter the United States senate, and the younger Adams was the rnty one to serve In the house of representatives. Cleveland and Harrison have been the only retired presidents to be conspicuously successful In private buslriess. It Is not generally known that Mr. Cleveland still serves as consulting counsel In law cases, In which his experience in the office of president may be supposed to have given him special qualifications as an adviser. His fees In such cases are large, as were those of Mr. Harrison as a legal adviser and a lecturer on constitutional law. New York Sun. PRESIDENTS IN RETIREMENT Only Ten Have Lived Longer Than Mr. Cleveland After leav ing Olllce. Only ten men who have held the office of president reached or surpassed Mr. Cleveland's present age of 68; only six ex ceeded It by so much as ten years, and none exceeded It by, quite twenty years. Only ten presidents have survived their retirement from office longer than Mr. Cleveland, and four of these lived to a great age. Washington, who survived his retirement less than three years, thought himself an old man when he was first made president at the age of 67. John Adams survived his retirement a quarter of a century, nnd his son. John Quincy, who outlived his retire ment nearly twenty years, was the only president who had nearly as conspicuous a public career after occupying the presidency as before. Monroe's six years after his retirement from office were passed In comparative ob scurity as a resident of New York City, and his dying hours were embittered by scandalous accusations In connection with Jackson's seizure of Spanish forts In Flor ida during the first Seminole war. Polk outlived his retirement less than a year, and there Is every reason to suppose that had Arthur compassed his ambition of an election to the presidency in 1S84 he would have died early In his term, for he outlived his retirement less than two years. Tyler, who outlived his retirement twenty years, emerged from obscurity near the end of hlB life to preside- over the vain peace convention on the eve of the civil war. Ho afterward served In the congress cf the confederate states. Buchanan lived more than seven years after his retirement and took the oppor tunity to write what was in effect a de fence of his administration. Jefferson and Jackson were the only pres idents who exercised a reully powerful in flue uce over party council aXur their POST FLAYS GOVERNMENT EXPERT lie Polishes Off Dr. Wiley, the Gov ernment Chemist, with Iteferenre to llerfstenk and Milk. "It would be pitiful If it were not ridic ulous, the spectacle of some professional men when they let out great chunks of wisdom about food," said C. W. Post, the well known food maker, now In Los An geles. "For Instance, Dr. Wiley, chief of the bureau of chemistry of the United States Department of Agriculture, In a lecture says: "When you buy beefsteak or milk you are paying for water; milk Is 80 per cent water, beefsteak 80 per cent." Ergo don't eat beefsteak or drink milk! He ap parently forgot to state that the human body Is also about 80 per cent water and needs quite a little of that peculiar liquid each day to keep It Intact, and nature pro vides food wisely blended. "Then he proceeds to say that Ameri cans eat too much meat. That Is one of the few practical things he does sny. But observe his peculiar process of Induction when ho cites tho Japanese as a reason for not eating meat, saying: 'Their diet of rice makes them shorter and harder to hit In the war, and they don't have so much to carry around with them.' Re markable conclusion! Don't eat any meat. You may have to go to war sometime and It will not be so easy to hit you If you are simply a rice eater. ' That hope should compensate a man for going through life a dwarf! "Then follows another glorious tribute to science: 'Hay fever Is no more nor less than the result of over eating." He does not explain whether he means over eating of meat or hay Huh! "The good doctor says some sensible things, fortunately. He advises the people to eat less meat and not quite so much food altogether. "It Is a well established fact that Amer icans, as a rule, are Inclined to overeat rather than undereat. "He advises against the tire of nitrog enous foods, and then contradicts himself hy giving his own diet, his breakfast being made largely of eggs, heavy with nitrogen, and he Includes a lass of milk, which he had previously warned people against be cause It Js SO per cent water. "Then he says in reply to a question about modern breakfast foods, that 'the old-fashioned mush Is Just as good and costs less.' "It seems humiliating for a man In his position to make so many conflicting state ments and expose himself to tho criticism of even an office boy connected with some of the practical food concerns of the coun try. Inasmuch as any or.e of our office boys could tell him things he has yet to learn about food, particularly this 'old fashioned mush," made from corn meal or wheat or oats, which consists of a heavy percentage of raw starch, and the way It Is ordinarily prepared requires somewhat unusual strength of digestive or gans to transform that starch Into a kind of sugar, that It absolutely must be turned Into by tho body before It can be assimilated, and If the body Is deficient In power, a part of that starch remains undigested, passing .down through the intestines, where. In the moisture and warmth of the body. It rots, creating gfrse.T and causing various forms of In testinal disease; very certainly the cause. In many cases, of peritonitis or appendi citis; therefore it is entirely plain, even to the layman, that If the eater does not perfectly digest all of this raw starchy food, he cannot extract from the food the necessary calories and the strength and nourishment that the food really contains; whereas, when wheat and barley are pre pared by skillful cooking, so that the starches are transformed into sugar, and thus presented to the stomach In a pre dlgested condition, practically all of the nourishment of the food Is made use of by the body, greatly to Its benefit. "I would be very glad Indeed to deposit $10,000, or twice that amount, against a like sum put up by Dr. Wiley or any of his associates, and we will proceed to feed Individuals 'on the raw starch food, the 'old-fashioned ruush.' . which he . so glibly announces as the equal of modern break fast foods, and if we do not obtain better results by my method than he does by his, the total sum will be paid over to him or to any charity that he may desig nate. , "The good doctor's opportunities for ex periments and resultant conclusions have been narrow and confined to a few per sons. We have been supplying food for literally millions of people, all over the world, for a good many years past, and we receive each month reports from people, reaching up to thousands In number, giv ing the details of condition nnd the result of various foods. Including coffee, which Is not a food. It is entirely safe to say that for every one case that Dr. Wiley has ex perimented upon, and therefore drawn his conclusions from, our experience hos been with from 1,000 to 5,000. "It is an old story, this tangle of theor ists, as compared with the hard, practical experience and certain conclusions of ab solute practice. "As a cereal food maker. It might seem that my interests would oppose meat; but common, every day experience teaches most plainly to any real food expert thai some meat once a day Is of great Import- WOMEN'S DEP'T Raincoats Shirt Waist Suits Silk Waists Silk Skirts Walking Skirts Millinery Fine Shoes Umbrellas MEN'S DEP'T Spring Suits Raincoats Topcoats Hats Shoes For Men and Boys Smart Easter Clothing New Styles for Men and Women Easter is almost here you want new Stylish Clothing everyone does and everyone can get it right here now by paying a small sum down and the balance in little weekly or monthly payments. And let us say right here that No Credit Store in this City can match our Styles, our Quality, our Prices, or our Most Liberal Terms. We are the Largest Credit Clothiers in the World. We own 47 Stores in 47 Cities and sell direct from factory to you on Credit at Cash Store Prices. eisenps;dodge 'jjfWhea you buy Cook. ff Imperial Extra Dry yot pay ' 1 I what you get Pur Champagne. I I When you buy foreign make, you I I pay for Champagne, duty and aMp I I frdftt thafi why Cook's Imperial I 1 Extra Dry tt one-half the price of 1 1 foreign Champagne. I A Oruf rris. 81. Leait Wsrii's ti i l SC1VE0 IVtlTVHEtt It ll ANEilCAN VINE CO., 8T. Wills J I ance, then let the starchy food be skill fully prepared and the combination of easily digested food elements will put the user In good, vigorous physical condition, strongly In contrast with some of the semi-skeletons among these stnte and gov ernment theoretical experimenters. "Just one other Illustration: It Is com monly heard. In the circles of these theorists, that 'rice is digested In one hour.' This conclusion Is reached from experiments where It was shown that the human stomach delivered rice on down into the duodenum In about sixty minutes; therefore the conclusion that It was di gested. The truth Is, that the stomach does not digest rice, but simply throws It out to bo digested on down below the stomach. "Rice frequently requires ten to fifteen hours for digestion, nnd then It Is not perfectly digested In thousands of cases, but partially decays and causes all sorts ot Intestinal troubles. "A little less theory by the theorists and a good deal more common sense as de veloped by practical, every day experience will add to the longevity of our people." Los Angeles Times. STUPENDOUS COST OF WAR Computations of the Money Spent in Wars and In Military nnd N'nval establishments. In 16'9 the debt of England was about $1,000,000. By 1713 tno wars of the Palntinate and the Spanish succession had raised It to $215,O:0,000. The seven years' war raised It to $693,000,000 and the downfall of Napoleon brought It to $4,380,000,000. The Interest on war dobt alone then cost sixteen times as much as the whole na tional expenses In the time of William and Mary. Everything was taxed. Necker's budget Just before the revolu tion In France called for an annual ex penditure of nearly $100,000 0)0. Of every dollar raised 80 cents went for war costs, 12 cents for pensions and the riyal family, 4 cents for courts and administration and 4 cents more for public works, education and religion. Thirty yenrs of armed peace In Europe show these figures, in millions of dolla-s. as the three greatest war budgets: Year. GreU Britain. Germany. France. 1873 120.0 83 4 111.7 1RR3 133.0 101.7 160 0 1H6.3 106.7 173 0 1903 344.7 217.5 200.2 The whole of Great Britain's vast debt, and 80 per cent of France's and Germany's, are due to war costs. The annual expenditure of these three nations on the Interest on war debt alone Is over $3O0,W0.OCO. Great Britain, to be sure. Is now spend ing $344,003,000 for the support of military armaments, while Germany expends $217, 000.C00 and France $2J0,C00,t00. But our own outlay for soldiers and fleets has risen to $195,000,000 and Is more likely to Increase than decrease for some time to come. We are going the same road. The cost of our government at different periods is shown In this table, the two columns of expenditures In millions: Ordinary Interest Year. Expen. Charges. wants to be Flossie . Edwards' husband, says that he Is as much opposed to the match as the parents of the girl. "I don't believe In a mixture of races," he said to a reporter. "Miss Edwards Is a white girl and I do not think my son should marry her. I have counseled him not to make this marriage, but he Is persistent and will have his own way." 1793 1800 1X10 1820 1830 1X40 150 1860 1S70 1K80 1886 1M1 19 0 447 6 1904 557.3 5.9 7.4 53 13.1 13.2 24.1 37 1 AO.l i64 4 169 1 191.9 161.6 Total PerCap Expen ita Ex. 8 3 2 04 1 17 19) 1.18 1.42 1.70 2.01 7 Gl 5.2K 4 r2 4.7.- 39 7.12 4 3 4 10.3 3.2 8.5 5.2 . 18.3 1.0 15.1 0.2 24.3 3.8 40.9 3.1 63.2 129 2 291.6 95.7 261 8 6).6 212.5 36.1 297.7 4!t.2 4S7.7 24.6 582.4 In modern Europe, Ruskin said, a civil ized nation "consists ea."entlally of (a) a mass of half-taught, discontented and mostly penniless populace calling Itself the people; of (b) a thing which calls Itself a government meaning an apparatus for collecting and spending money; (c) a small number of capitalists. "Now, when this civilized mob wants to spend money for nny profitless or mis chievous purposes fireworks, illuminations, battle, driving about from place to place, or what not being Itself pennllem, it rets its money-collecting machine to borrow the sum needful for these amusements from the civilized capitalist. The civilized cap italist lends the money on the condition that through the money-collecting midline he may tax the civilized mob thencefor ward forever. That Is the nature of a national debt." C. J. Bullcck, in At lantic Monthly. Python Twenty-Keven leet I.onK. Leo V. Feaster, a wheelwright at Camp Stotsenbcrg, Luzon, accompanied by two natives, while out hunting between the post and Bambang river, approached Within ten yards of a monster python twenty-seven feet long. Feaster emptied the contents of his car bine Into It and killed It. After cutting It open there was found Inside a deer about 2 years old with horns about four Inches long, and only dead a few hours. The na tives later carried the deer home for food. Feaster skinned the snake and with the assistance of the natives brought the skin Into the post. It Is now in the hands ot B troop's farrier, who Is tanning It. Phil ippine American. Bound to Med a Colored Man. Flossie Edwards of Taunton, Mass., said to have been kidnaped by her college ath lete brother to prevent her marrying Lewis Morris, a colored man, lias appeared at the Morris home. She arrived with a dress suit cuve and wus apparently in a joyous mood because she hud succeeded in escap ing esplunuge. All legal obstacles have been removed to her murriuge with the colored man. Plead ings of the parents of both have resulted In failure. Each Is persistent that the mr riage shall take place, Ueviltf Morris, father of Uie man who Front My I npnhllshed Autobiography. By Mark Twain. Some days ago, in sorting over the papers of a great business house, a typewritten sheet, thirty years old, was discovered, faded by age, containing the following In teresting letter over the signature of Sam uel I Clemens (Mark Twal:n) "Hartford, March 19, 1875. E. Remington & Sons, Illon, N. Y. : Gentlemen Plwtse do not use my name In any way. Please do not even divulge the fact that I own a machine. I have entirely stopped using the typewriter for the reason that I never could write a letter with It to anybody without receiving a request by re turn mail that I would not only describe the machine, but state what progress I had made In the use of it, etc., etc. I don't like to -vrlte letters and so I don't want people to kJow that I own this curiosity-breeding little Joker. Yours very truly, "SAM'L. L. CLEMENS." Mr. Clemens' publishers, Messrs. Harper Brothers, were consulted about this matter, and a note was sent by them to Mr. Cle mens himself, asking If the letter was gen uine, and asking if he really had a type writer as long ago as that. He replied that his best answer would be found In an ex tract from his Unpublished Autobiography, which he had written months ago while in Italy. This extract he sent to Harper's Weekly, where It was published In the issue of March 18, Just thirty years after the date of the letter quoted above. By courtesy of Messrs. Harper & Brothers we are permitted to quote it: "1904. Villa Quarto, Florence, January. "Dictating autobiography to a typewriter Is a new experience for me, but It goes very well, and Is going to save time and 'lan guage' the kind of language that soothes vexation. "I have dictated to a typewriter before but not autobiography. Between that ex perience and the present one there lies a mighty gap more than thirty years! It is a sort of lifetime. In that wide interval much has happened to the type-machine, as well as to tho rest of us. At the be ginning of the interval a type-machine was a curiosity. The person wio owned one was a curiosity, too. But now It is the other way about; the person who doesn't own one is a curiosity. I saw a type-machine for tho first time in what year? I suppose It was 1873 because Nasby was with me at tho time, and it was In Boston. We must have been lecturing or we could r.ot have been In Boston, I take It. I quitted the platform that season. "But never mind about that; It Is no mat ter. Nasby and I saw the machine through a window and went In to look at It. The salesman explained It to us, showed us samples of Its work, and said It could do fifty-seven words a minute a statement which we frankly confessed that we did not believe. So he put his type-gili to work, and we timed her by the watch. She actually did the fifty-seen In sixty seconds. We were partly convinced, but said It probably couldn't happen again. But It did. We timed the girl over and over again with the same result always; she won out. She did her work on narrow slips of paper, and we pocketed them as fast as she turned them out, to show as curiosities. The prlco of the machluo was $126. I bought one, nnd we went away very much excited. "At the hotel we got out our slips and were a little disappointed to find that they ail contained the same words. The girl had economized time nnd lnbnr by using a formula which she knew by heart. How ever, we argued safely enough that the first typo-girl must naturally take rank with the first billiard player; neither of them could be expected to get out of tho game any more than a third or a half of what was In It. If the machine survived if It survived experts would come to the front, by and by, who would double this girl's output without a doubt. They would do 100 words a minute my ta.king speed on the platform. That score has long been beaten. At home I played with the toy, repeating and repeating and repeating 'The Boy Stood on the Burning Deck." until I could turn that boy's adventure out at the rate of twelve words a minute; then I resumed tho pen, for business, and only worked the machine to astonish Inquiring visitors. They carried off many reams of the boy and his burning deck. . "By and by I hired a young woman, and did my first dictating (letters, merely), and BABY'S AWFUL ECZEMA fics Lik3 Raw Beef. Thought Shs Would Lose Her Ear. Healed Without a Blimiah. MOTHER THANKS CUT1CURA My little fjirl had eczema very bad when she was ten months old. I thought she would lose her right ear. It had turned black, and her lace was like a piece of raw meat, and very sore. It would bleed when I washed her, and I bad to keep cloths on it day and night. There was not a clear spot on her lace when I begau using Cuticura feoap and Ointment, and now it is com pletely healed, without scar or blem ish , which is more than I had hoped for. (signed) Mrs. Rose Kther, 391 Iickiord St., Brooklyn, N. Y." my last until now. The machine did rot do both capitals and lower case (as now), but only capitals. Gothic capitals tiny were, and sufficiently ugly. I remember the first letter I dictated. It was to Ed ward Itok, who was a boy then. I Wiis not acquainted with him nt that time. His present enterprising spirit Is not now he had it in that early day. Ho was accumu lating autographs and was not content with mere signatures, he wanted n wholo nutograph letter. I furnished It In type machine capitals, signature and all. It was long; It was a sermon; It contained advice; also reproaches. I said writing was my trade, my bread and butter; I said It was not fair to ask a man to give away samples of his trade: would he ask a uiacKsmitn tor a norsesnoe: would tie ask the doctor for a corpse? ivow 1 come 10 an imporiani maiter 11s 1 reiraro 11. in up vcar ,4 me vnu e woman copied a considerable part of a book of mine on the machine. In a previous chapter of this autobiography I have claimed that I was the first person in the world that ever had a telephone In his house for practical purposes; I will now claim until dispossessed thai t was the fleet nAVcann In thn wnrM t rt mtnlv ilin Iriir. machine to literature. That book must, have been 'The Adventures of Tom Saw yer.' I wrote the flm half of It In '72, the rest of It In '74. My machinist typu copicd a book for me In '74, so 1 concludu It was that one. "The early machine was full of caprices, full of defects devilish ones. It had as many Immoralities as the machine of tod:iy has virtues. After a year or two I found that it was degrading my character, so I thought I would give It to Ilowells. Ho was reluctant, for he was suspicious of novelties and unfriendly toward them, ami he remains so to this day. But I persuaded him. He had great confidence In me, and I got him to believe things about the ma chine that I did not believe myself. He took It home to Boston, and my morals began to improve, but his have never re covered. "He kept It six months and then returned It to me. I gave It nway twice after that, but it wouldn't stay; It came back. Then I gave It to our coachman, Patrick Mc Aloer, who was very grateful, because he did not know the animal and thought I was trying to make him wiser and better. As soon as he got wiser and better lie traded It to a heretic for a side saddle which he could not use, and there my knowledge of Its history ends." (Copyright, 1906, by Harper & Brothers.) 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