THE OMAHA 'T DAILY 5" DEL:' MONDAY. APRIL" 3, 1905. The Omaha Daily Bee. E. ROSEWATER, EDITOR PUBLISHED EVERT MORN I NO. TERMS OF Sl.'HSCRIPTION Dally Ree (without Sunday), one year. ..H no Dally Ree and Mumiuy, ouo year 6"i Illustrated Bee, one year 2" Sunday Hff, one year 2 50 Saturday H, one year I Twentieth Century Farmer, one year... l.w DELIVERED II Y CARRIER, Dallv Ree (without Sunday), per copy.. 2c Dally Ree (without Sunday, per week... Lie Daily Hee (Including Sunday), per week.. 17c. Evening lUn (wit bout Sunday), per week 7c Evening Ree (including Sunday), per week 12c Sunday Hop, per copy M Complaint of Irregularities In delivery should he addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICK8. Omaha The Ree Hulldlng. South Omaha City Hall building, Twenty filth and M streets. Council Muff 1 Prnrl street. Chicago KUo I'nlty building. New York 232S I'ark Row building. Washington &l Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and edi torial matter should be addressed: Umaha Ree, Editorial Detriment. REMITTANCES. Remit hy draft, express fir postal order, payable to The Ree Publishing Company, only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mail accounts. Personal checks, except, on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE liEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, as.: George H. Tzsehjck, secretary of The Itee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete roplcs of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday lice printed during the montn or March. VMX, was as follows: l a7,c 2..... S7.B7 3 a.s,Kio 4 an, 700 6 :kumo 6 7 !i7,tK 8 Ktl.MOO 9 Si7,H4H li) iM),i).V) ii ho.mio 12 ill.tMtO 13 , a7.H."0 14 UN..i2 15 27,ffto 16 i!7,K4U Total n xi,cro 18 3,7M 19 3,IMM 20 27,8 HO 21 ZH.IIM) 22: Si7,950 2t i7,l:t 24 an.rwo L'5 :tl,4MM 26 ai.oio 27 J47.MM 25 as.(HM) 23 itH,IUI) 3) as, MM) m aM,otM i.OSO Less unsold copies t,N-l1 Net total sales MMri.KtEl Dully average StM.BBU GEO. R. TZSCIIUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to liefer? me this 31st day of March, m6. (Seal) M. B. H UNGATE, Notury Public. Tlio tax assessor is again abroad in the liiiid. That 13-M-15 puzzle contained In the Seventh ward council inutile vacancy is still unsolved. What's that? Dispense with Idle clerks in tho county clerk's cilice? Never with their consent! The newly established juvenile court has progressed bo far that it now lacks nothing but tho Juveniles. "Auld Reekie" cares not where Lou don may go for Its water so long as It cornea to Scotland for Its "whuskie." One March lias ehown its power to couio in and go out like a Inuib, even though the lion's roar was heard be tween. Letting in light on the enmity's elec tric ll'ht bills seems to lwive proved profitable for the taxpayers of the county. If South Omaha property owners wake up next Wednesday morning and find their homes covered by a $3t;o,H)0 blanket mortgage they will have nobody to bluuiu but themselves. Colonel Hryan certainly forgot Ne braska's record when lie said at Des Moines that when any republican plans reforms in government lie will always receive democratic support. Had that ilashllght explosion taken place in SSt. Petersburg Instead of in Omaha we would surely have been yel lowed with a terrible tale of another diabolical Infernal machine. St. Louis teamsters who are demand ing a continuation of the wage paid In l'.HH should remember that the people there will have no World's fair visitors upon whom to shift their burdens this year. Tho allegation that Japan is admin istering the affairs of Manchuria is In part confirmed by the classification of Uusslan partisans as bandits, a term heretofore applied to tho friends of Japan. Former Judge Parker is to speak of "The Future of Democracy," and can probably make an eloquent address If he is permitted to depart, from his subject in the customary manner of after-dinner orators. One of our big railroads is endeavor ing to reurrange certain train schedules to accommodate the milk truflie better. Perhaps some day the railroad, will re arrange their train schedules to accom modate their passenger traflic better. Now that Mormons are making big purchases of land in Canada the Domin ion government will have an opportunity to 6how Just how far it is willing to go in tho way of concessions to Bceure in creased population in double-quick time. With, all tills talk of poisons In food there should be high rcwurd for the official brave enough to name the brands of food containing poisons. At present .many wholesome brands are put under suspicion where the guilty alone should suffer. llrltlsh statesmen who think Canada should pay imperial taxes In exchange for Iirttish protection are the ones who may ultimately do most to bring about Canadian annexation to the United States. There is a note of tine oriental humor In the dispatch from Constantinople to die effect that the Kugllsh plan for Macedonian reform is rejected hy Turkey because it would interfere with lie abuses which exist la the collection if customs. RUSSIAy RESERVE OF GOLD- According to the report of the Kusslnn minister of 0 nance, the stock of gold in the treasury at the end of Inst year amounted to some $.'C5,( HJ, " , after making due ft-gal provision of JU.Vl.Ooo, (XX) for securing the Issue of notes. An English paper having questioned the statement regarding Russia's reserve of gold, the minister of finance Invited the editor to go to SU Petersburg and make nn investigation. There Is no doubt that the Itussiun government has a large sum In gold, but the material point is as to I what extent that reserve cn be drawn upon without Impairing the credit of the nation. Kverjlssly knows that Russia Is a country of enormous resources, but the difficulty Is that she has been un able to develop them properly or to use them effectively. A writer on the subject observes that Instead of being n guarantee of the soundness of the Imperial finances the vast stock of gold Is really nn evidence of weakness. The chief aim of the financial policy of Russia has for many years been the hoarding of gold. lie points out that the real motive of the Russian acquisition of a large part of the gold store of the world Beems to have been to enable the government to acquire a greater economical and po litical hold over Europe than it was otherwise entitled to possess. "But now that further borrowing by which the stock of gold can be replenished lins been found practically impossible, the comparative narrowness of the other wise Imposing gold reserve when drawn upon for the needs of current expendi ture is receiving acute demonstration." Meanwhile the Russian people are be coming alive to the fact that the stores of gold piled up by their government have been bought out of their necessi ties. The peasantry must export their products at low prices and see the plows and scythes which they would gladly pet from abroad taxed to the point of prohibition that the treasury may ac cumulate gold. Russia pnys Interest on her foreign debt In the wheat and tim ber which constitute about 80 per cent of her exports. Her solvency depends, therefore, on keeping the balance of trade always In her favor, and that means that she must continue to put pressure on the peasants to send out of the country not only cereals which they can dispense with, but a portion of the food which is positively necessary to themselves. This and the heavy bur den of taxation keeps the peasantry Im poverished and hence the growth among them of the spirit of revolt which is now being widely und strongly mani fested. It has been very conclusively shown that Russia's large gold reserve is of no great advantage to lier credit. It does not enable the government to borrow more in the world's money markets. Un doubtedly tin; French bankers are fully aware tf the existence of this large re serve, but it had no effect upon them when it came to the question of an other Russian loan. The fact appears to be that very little of this hoard of gold can be used for war expenditure and if Russia continues hostilities she must rely upon Issues of paper circula tion, holding on to most of the gold for the payment of interest on her large foreign debt. Her present financial condition, with all her store of gold, Is manifestly grave. SOUTH OMAHA HOJVD BOOSTERS. Whenever the argument Is raised against bonds to the effect that tuxes are already too high, It ts met with the statement that the tax here Is but J-l per capita, against $04 per capita In Omaha. Whenever the urgument is put forth thut South Omaha ill already bonded too heavily the reply la made that the bonded Indebtedness la but $1135,000, while Omaha has over $7,000,000 in bonded Indebtedness, while the city is scarcely live times as lurgo. The arguments in favor of the bonds are all fathered by optimism. Those ewpeciully In favor of the parks, for Instance, tire building high hopes of a growing city and permanent park Improvements. They say that a city of 35,000 population should be making preparations for tho future. World lleialu. The bond boosters are overshooting the mark and underestimating the intel ligence of South Omaha people. Their figures are deceptive and preposterous. Computing the population of Omaha at 110,000, which is very low, and the pop ulation of South Omaha at 30,000, which is at least 10,000 too high, a per capita tux of $04 for Omaha would make Omaha raise un aggregate of $7,040,000 in taxes a yeur, when us a matter of fact tho amount of city und school taxes Is about one sexcntii of that amount, in cluding the interest on the city's debt and all public Improvement taxes, as well as the payroll of every department of the city government. A tax of $21 per capita In South Omaha would represent uu aggregate of $733,000 a year, or more than five times as much as South Omaha now pays for its government. The assertion that the city of Omaha has over $7,ooo,ooo in bonded debt is equally incorrect. The bonded debt of the city of Omaha, in cluding special paving ImmkIs, which are a debt against the property Improved, aggregates less than $u,oo0,0OO, and without tho special Improvement bonds only $.',750,000. Tho bonded debt of the Omaha school district aggregates $.S7.V 000. Addlug the school district debt and the special paving district debt, the total is $5,tiJ5,(KK), or therealxmts. For this indebtedness Omaha has something to show. Its city hall und public library buildings could not be re placed for less than $tioO,ooo, und, to gether with the sites w hleh they occupy, represent at least $.N."0,ooo. Its (iro t.n. gine houses and police station are worth at least $,."0,ooo lnore. Its forty school houses could not be replaced for $l,.'iOO, Ooo. Its parks represent an investment of more than $5oo,ooo, exclusive of Hanscom park, on which more than $75,000 has beeu expended In improve ments. Omaha's part of puved street intersections, which were paid for out of the general paving lxnd Issues, rep resents not lesa than $l,ooo,oo0. Add to this the viaducts, ewrs aud the unim proved lands and lots owned by the city and we have at least f2,5t)0,oi more of permanent public Improvements, so that the bonded debt of Omaha Is more than offset hy its tangible assets. a rnrLirviSE legislature. The census of the Philippines having been complcbMl the next step to le taken under the act of congress providing for the government of the islands will be the election of an assembly. The act provides that within two years after the taking of the census has been certified by the commission, peace having mean while prevailed and the authority of the United Suites been recognized, there shall be a general election for the choice of delegates to a body to be known as the Philippine assembly. When this 'body Is organized all the legislative power now exercised by the Philippine commission will be vested in a leglsla ture consisting of two houses the Phil ippine commission and the Philippine as sembly. The latter body will consist of not less than fifty nor more than one bun dred members, apportioned among the provinces according to population. The members will serve for two years, the legislature holding sessions annually. It will choose two resident commissioners to the United States, who shall be en titled to official recognition by all the federal departments. A scheme of partial self-government Is provided for by the act of congress The osscmbly will le representative of the Philippine people, while the upper house, composed of members of the com mission, will represent the government and will have the power to veto any action of the assembly. The act provid ing for this legislative body does not soy whether or not It is to be perma nent, that being n matter to be determ ined by future circumstances. In the meantime, remnrks the Fhilidelphla Iiedger, the Philippine assembly will be the seminary In which tho Filipinos may learn something of the mysteries of statecraft and legislative routine. "The commission will exercise Its restraining power should -the popular body commit Indiscretions or betray a spirit of inde pendence which might menace the sov ereignty of the United States. The pro ceedings of the assembly will show whether the Islanders have capacity for sofe self-government, whether they can be Intrusted with n larger measure of self-rule. Experience in the art of gov ernment will be ocqulred. whatever Is to be the ultimate status of the islands." The assurance that they are to be given a representative assembly and to have resident commissioners at Wash ington ought to hnve n good influence upon the more intelligent portion of the Filipino people. It ought to convince them. If they are not already convinced, of the purpose of this government to give them every opportunity to educate themselves for self-rule, having in view the granting of Independence whenever they are capable of governing them selves. At present conditions in the islands appear to be on the whole satis factory, though undoubtedly there is much room for Industrial and com mercial Improvement. The people are making no trouble nnd seem to be quite contented with American rule. The headline writer of the local popo cratic organ seeks to convey the impres sion that the selection of a paid attorney to present the cause of the brewers be fore a senate committee was guided chiefly by the fuct that the attorney in question olllces with one of the senators representing Douglus county in the leg islature. That there might have been other reasons for the employment of this particular attorney aside from his emi nent legal and forensic ability seems to bo entirely overlooked. The brewers might, for example, have been endeav oring to enlist tho moral support of the school board, which does its lobbying through the same agency. Or they might have thought they were reaching Into the Civic Federation, In which a clerical brother of the attorney Is a lead ing light. The brewers may have had the Idea they were securing the power ful influence of the Fontanello club In hiring one of Its board of managers. They might have but did they? photographic equipment go forward even faster than the commissary stores and the Red Cross supplies. The war pho tographer has developed into a compan Ion In arms with the war correspondent. and the two together are the eyes and ears for the world audience remote from the scenes of actual military conflict. According to latest advices from Ven ezueln. President Castro is somewhat a champion of a "square deal" himself. While the rights of American Investors must be maintained the United States can ask no more of Venezuela than It would be willing to grant under like conditions. The opinion expressed by certain memlxrs of the legislature regarding the newspapers of the state Is no doubt issued subject to amendment between now nnd the next campaign in which they may be running for otliee. Success) Draws the Money, Chicago Record-Herald. So many people want to lend money to Japan that It has been necessary to make them form In line. The theory that noth ing succeeds like success continues to hold good. Tributes to the Horse. Ronton Transcript. The Japs do not forget anything, as was shown by the recent elaborate public funeral In Yokohama In honor of the horses that had died In the sen-Ice since the be ginning of the war. The surety bond companies und their thrifty agents have come off first best in the legislative tug-of-war. Everybody In the state house from state cuspidor cleaner to governor and chief Justice, and everybody from janitor to county commissioner and county Judge in the ninety court houses of the state, is now authorized to give guaranty company bonds for faithful and honest perfor mance of their duties, always at the ex pense of the taxpayers, of course. The multiplicity of guaranty bonds may in duce the next legislature to enact a law that will enable the state In conjunction with the counties, cities and school dis tricts to create a surety bond fund of their own from which all losses by dis honest public officials shall be reimbursed. Among the laws enacted by the late lamented legislature is a bill providing thut It shall not be embezzlement for any agent, uttorney-at-law or other per son to retain the umount due him on commission or charges on a collection. This will enable shyster lawyers to with hold from their clients moneys collected without specific agreement by charging up any amount they may see tit to claim for their services and open the door for dishonest bill collectors, claim agents and solicitors to retain under pretext of commissions moneys collected by them for their employers. Never was there a war which has been brought, within view of the people of the entire world as is the fur distant war be tween Russia aud Japan. Almost every time a big gun fires a shot a camera takes a shot at the gun. War photog raphy seems to have approached so closely to perfection that not an impor tant move nor a notable personage es capes being reproduced at the critical moment. The camera, machinery aud Irresistible Temptation. Haltlmore American. Was It wise for Russia'B minister of Hnance to show that $325,000,000 In gold to the newspaper reporter? When the Japa nese read about It they may be tempted to keep right on to St. Petersburg. Ilonr State Socialism Works. Washington Tost. Tho government of Now South Wales, according to a dispatch, "has decided to erect two state institutions to treat inebri ates without means." Compare that with the situation up In Maine, where an Inebri ate cannot be treated, even if he has abundant means. Closing- SprliiKS of Benevolence. Chicago Chronicle. One certain way to dry up the springs of benevolence Is to assail the character and motives of every man who is disposed to give largely to worthy objects. The maxim about looking a gift horse tn the mouth is Just as true today as it was when it originated. The gift horses at the pres ent time are worth more than they used to be. Time (or Optimism. Chicago Record-Herald. Mrs. Chad wick has been sentenced to serve ten years In the penitentiary. A New York spendthrift, who once gave a $1,000 dinner at Sherry's, has gone to work for $11 a week. In Philadelphia a million aire has been put In Jail for cheating other people, and the United States senate Is not In session. Why should the worthy be hopeless? FCIIOE OF TUB WAR. Matters of Tnrrent Interest on Island and Mainland. War work of Japanese women Is th subject of an Instructive paper In Collier's Weekly from Mnrchloness Oyama. wife of the field marshal of Japan. The mar chloness, who, by the way, Is a graduate of Vassr, states that the work of women Is systematized by several organised so cletles, chief of which nre the Red Cross and the Volunteer Nursing association Roth societies Include the rrlncess, the women of the nobllltv. etc. "You cannot realise," says the marchioness, "how earn est the women of our tipper classes are unless you know their life Intimately. They who never dressed themselves without maids waiting on them, they who never held In their hands anything heavier than their handkerchiefs, they who never went outside of (heir houses without two or three attendants, nil come alone to the hospital with their little lunch baskets and their bundles containing their nurse's uniforms. "There are many women outside of reg tilar societies who aro doing such work either Individually or In groups. My sister, with a few others, has been col lectlng funds to buy kalro, a Japanese contrivance quite unknown to tho west The kalro Is a small tin box covered with cotton velvet with one end uncovered and with small holes for air. Into this box Is put powdered charcoal mnde Into an ob long stick about three Inches long. If the end of the charcoal stick Is . lighted and put Into this box It keeps warm for four or five hours at a time. When the kalro is carried under the clothing it keeps one warm nnd comfortable even In the bitterest weather. My sister, with others, has collected thousands of these and sent them off to Manchuria packed In strong boxes. Another work In which my two sisters have been engaged Is collecting cast off clothing from their friends and remaking It for distribution among the destitute families of those at the front. Of course. It was' Impossible to provide all the fam ilies of the soldiers even In Toklo alone so they have begun with those who live In threo districts nearest them. Kven with this limitation the undertaking is a tremendous one, for each family averages from four to five members and each dls trlct contains eighty to 100 families. My sisters are still at this work, sitting up till 12 o'clock to cut and sew. HOT AIR ALARMS. Former Senator Thurston Throbs for the Monroe Doctrine. Philadelphia Record. Ex-lnlted States Senator Thurston of Nebraska somewhat enhanced the fantastic humor of the ""Ive O'clock club banquet on Saturday night by his solemn warning of the danger that threatens the M cm roe doctrine becauso of the postponement of the Santo Domingo treaty by the United States senate. Mr. Thurston and the rest who are so as siduously nursing the Monroe doctrine need not lose any sleep o" nights on that ac count. The doctrine Is doing very well without any coddling. In truth, It has never been in any serious danger since its In fancy. The holy alliance, In whose fnce It was launched Ly a democratic president, was dissolved long ago. Russia, one of tho members of the alllanco, Is tottering to Its fall. France, another, has become a friendly republic, and Austria-Hungary, the third, never had any concern In tho Monroe doc trine. The German empire, the successor of Prussia, the remaining member of the alliance, has never had any notion of plant ing monarchical Institutions upon this hem isphere In defiance of the American people. Our Jingoes, then, whose Imaginations are excited over the danger of the Monroe doc trine In Santo Domingo, only make them selves ridiculous. Even should that repub lic be rather slow in paying Its inflated debts the European powers do not Intend to pounce upon Its territory and set up a Do minican monarchy. They would as soon think of Investing In a Kilkenny row or a Corslcan vendetta. Ixiuls Napoleon, with his Mexican empire, had quite enough ex perience of the results of meddling with tho Monroe doctrine. SCHOOL TK ACHF.HS AM) MARRIAGE. Dachelor Teachers Start Another War on Their Married Sisters. New York Sun. Assemblyman Hartman has Introduced In the legislature an nmendement to the New York City charter, providing that any un married woman now employed In the pub lic schools shall lose her Job on marrying. The Hoard of Education has already at tempted to enforce this rule. Its efforts to do so were defeated In the courts. Re cause of the persistency with which the board pursues Its attempt to rid the schools of women guilty of matrimony, It Is fair to assume that great importance Is at tributed to their exclusion, and It is there fore surprising to find that no effort Is made to have the rule applied universally. The amendment proposed by Mr. Hartman Is as follows: "Female principals, heads of departments, directors, supervisors, assistant directors, assistant supervisors of special branches and teachers in all the schools under the Jurisdiction of the Hoard of Education, ex cept those now employed as assistants and designated as additional teachers, shall for feit their positions nnd the same shall be come vacant upon marriage; provided, however, that said Hoard of Education may, in Its discretion, where a husband is Incapacitated through physical or mental disease from earning a livelihood, or in case of abandonment, reinstate, reappoint or re-employ such female principals and, provided, ulso, that the provisions of this acc shall not operato to forfeit the position of any such female principal who shall have married prior to tho passage of this act." It will be observed that old offenders are not to be dintured, and that only such teachers as have husbands capable of sup porting them ure to be penalized by this enactment. Apparently the Uoard of Edu cation looks upon the Job of teacher as one fur which no woman capable of sup porting herself by other means should be eligible. A competent teacher who mar ries a man cipuble of , supporting her Is to be fired out. One whose hufbund Is a scoundrel or an Invalid may be retained In the service. What account Is tHk u In this theory of the schools ami the scholars Is the determined effort of the Hoard of Education to tlnd a way to discharge mar ried women from the city's employ due to a belief that they are not as competent as unmarried women, or Is it based on some halt cooked theory about "fair' and "unfair" coaipetlUoot 'Another group of women that I know are also engaged In sewing. There are many wounded and sick who have re covered enough to be dismissed from the hospitals and allowed to go home until they are called again to take up arms. When they went to fight for their country they were provided with uniforms, and when they entered the hospitals they were clothed In regulation white, but when they nre dismissed, if they are as poor as some of them are, they have nothing to wear to return to their own homes. To supply this want some women nre making ordinary Japanese dresses for the poorer ones. "All the girls' schools offered to make soldiers' underclothing during the hours of their sewing lesson, which Is always a part of the regular curriculum for girls' schools. The offer was accepted by the War department, and even tho youngest ones have 'been made hnppy, thinking they wee doing something for the coun try. "I tell you all these things to show you how earnest we are about this war. 1 know your heart Is with us, for we hear so much of American sympathy for Japan. We are fighting for our very existence, and we know our cause Is Just and right. We are sure of final victory, though we may have to carry on this war for years. We are prepared to go to any length' to gain a lasting peace for this part of Asia." I "Socially, of course, the rule of the Rus sian court Is absolute," says a writer in McClure's "yet the influence of the czar upon his capital la trivial. His officers copy his beard, as the mild German clerk duplicates the ambitious muxtache of the kaiser but In regard to manners and morals, Nicholas Is as little effectual as any of tho priests about him. King Edward has helped set tho fashion of good form; Nicholas' opinion on points of behavior Is unascertained. Tolerance is a poor word to ascribe to St. Petersburg society, Just us vice Is a false one Vice Implies a deteri oration, a deflection Into lower paths, but the uncieanness of Rufslnn society has so broad a quality of naivete, is so evidently an evidence of the non-attainment of west ern standards and the instinctive leaning toward the looser codes of the orient, that one hesitates to attribute It to a deliberate desvent. However, whatever Its nature, a certain Instability of morals rules riot ously; and It Is slgnlllcnnt that one of the czar's nicknames Is 'the llttlo married man,' or 'the llttlo family man.' " Frederick Palmer, the correspondent, who has been with General Kuroki in the field, says In his recently published book: "General Kuroki spent most of his time In the shade. Generul Fuji, his chief, went to sleep in the thick of the fight on the IM. Ho had worked most of the night planning for that day. He could not make the work of our infantry any easier or make the fire nf our guns any more accurate by watching them. When ho was wanted ho could bo wakened." mm. Calumet is the only High Grade Powder, offered to the consumer at a Moderate Price It should not be confused with the cheap, low grade powders on the one hand, nor the high priced trust powders on the other. HEPl DMCA PRESS 0 I.EGISI.ATl RK PKHSOXAI, XOTES. John W. Hutchinson, last of the famous band of singing abolitionists. Is recovering from a recent Illness that threatened pneu monia, at his home in Iynn, Mass. Irof. James Hryce, who has been study ing the figures of puhlio poor relief In sev eral largo American cities, finds that In those communities pauperism Increases less rapidly than population. New York U having so much trouble with that new concealed weapon ordinance that even the must peacefully disposed outsiders will soon hesitate to visit tho city without flrHt providing themselves with arms and ammunition. Within the limits of bis ability the sultan of Morocco is among the most extravagant of inonarchH. Ho has spent In the few years since ho took up tho reins of govern ment not only the whole revenue of his country, but ulso the saving of his prede cessors. Ry tho will of the late ex-Governor Hout well, Just tiled for probate In Huston, he gives to his daughter, Georglaunu A., ull his writings, whether printed or In munu scrlpt, stereotypo plates, etc., as well as $2,0uo In order that she may publish ull his writings. Dr. Richard C. Cabot of Huston Is collect ing statistics from So.iM) healthy Ameri cans. From tin km facts he will form a clmrt as a guide to life. When the chart Is completed he thinks that In order to enjoy good health one will only have to hung It up where it will be easily seen und follow It. After thut doctors and their remedies will be no longer needed. Relieving thut u star can chine us bril liantly In the murnlng us In the evening, the Washington Evening Star came out us a full fledged Bunduy Morning Star on March 26, and Is o well satisfied with the experiment that It will henceforth shine regularly on the first day of the week. The first number was notably fine In quality and squally resplendent with an abund ance of bualness announcements. O'Neill Frontier: The difference between republican and fusion pars takers Is that the former preach what they practice while the latter preached what they didn't prac tice. Falls City Journal: The bridge lobby and railroad lobby has been the dominating power In tho present Nebraska legislature. They have made or unmade laws Just as It suited them. When the work Is all dono It will bo Interesting to seo tho result. Custer County Republican: A copy of the dally proceedings of the present legis lature would be a good criterion to have, whero it becomes necessary to select mem bers for the next legislature. It will en able the public to see who were true to their constituents. Kearney Hub: The contrast between the Kansas and Nebraska legislatures Is too painful for complacent consideration by the pooplo of Nebraska. Some of the legisla tors have been faithful to public Interest, and will be kindly remembererl. When this nas neon said an nas been said. Doup Valley Queen: After all, the little debating societies held each week In tho little country school houses have unraveled about an many knotty problems as has our great statesmen down at Lincoln. How ever, they have drawn no salary, and neither do they carry a railroad pass. Fullerton News-Journal: The legislative record Is not one to be proud of, but will prove beneficial in the long run. The next session will contain an assemblage of men who will go to Lincoln under strict In structions. Tho pass bvll will never again arise to obstruct the law-making body of the commonwealth of Nebraska. Wood River Interests: The republican press of Nebraska lias spoken on the anti pass question and a republican legislature has received the benefit of It. It has been many a yeur since a party press has so unanimously given Its party leaders so severe a castlgatlon. It is high time that party platforms nnd party candidates' pledges and promises mean something more than a scheme to ride Into office. Albion News: The News is not In a proper frame of mind to discuss tho net results of the legislature which will ad journ this week. We feel tho lack of a calm Judicial spirit with which to pass Judgment at this time. If we should at tempt It we would probably, or nt least possibly, full to give the devil his due. If there is anything coming to the present legislature we certainly want to give It to them. Tho complete record will be made up before our next Issue. Friend Telegraph: It may bo that the members of the late and much lamented legislature aro taking some degree of pride In their actions during the last two months, It may he that they nre not ashamed, but the people of this state are most heartily ashamed of their notions, almost from start to finish. Hero In Salino county wo ex pected a llttlo better than we received, the corporations placed the ticket In nomina tion nnd the people blindly, through tho popularity of President Roosevelt, elected them. Reyond that mere fact there la littlo else to say. Wood River Sunbeam: When you look at the condition of affairs hi Nebraska there appears to be something radically wrong. All over the state the republican newspapers, which a few months ago were doing their best to elect their candidates to the legislature, are complaining of the work of tho present session. Tho press of the stnte voices the sentiment of a ma jority of the people nnd there must be a lot of dissatisfaction. The Influence of a powerful lobby at Lincoln Is robbing Ne braska of hcr-iightH. We see bill after bill, which law abiding citizens demand passed, killed. And what of tomorrow? What of our honest legislator, has ho no lights? Verily, Nebraska, had such works been done In Colorado, she would have re pented long ago. Hut ye have gone as tray. Hartlngton Herald: The time has gone by when the republican papers of the state will commend a republican legisla ture simply because. It Is republican with out regard to what It accomplishes for the good of tho state. I'robably no legislature in recent years has been so roundly criti cised by tho republican press of tho state as has the present. No legislative ma jority has had a better opportunity to mnke good pre-election pledges thin has tbo republican majority In the 19u5 ltgisl.i turn, the minority being so small as to bs entirely out of tho reckoning. The rcpub llcan press feels that tho majority cannot avoid the stigma of Its poor record. With an Independent and untramnuied partisan, press there Is much .J hope for In th near future. Wayne Herald: Quite a number of th representatives and ponntors composing the dying legislature of Nebraska pence to its ashes have on various occasions denounced the press of the state for its position re garding tho net of those two august bodies. These fellows seem to Imagine that whnt they don't Individually and collect ively know Isn't of much account and that the press of tho state only reflects the In dividual opinions of the men who write the editorials, and not the opinions nnd senti ments of the great musses of the state. Now we don't believe all the members of the senate and house are Ignoramuses or corruptlonlsts, but we do believe they have rather exalted Ideas of themselves and are Inclined to tho !eUcf that they embody about all the wisdom that amounts surrounded and In fact have controlled their actions to quite an extent during the present session and go back to their homes and come lu contact with the clear-headed, unadulterated men who comprise their con stituency, they will find tho press of the state has sized the situation up correctly, and have placed a true estimate on the acts of the legislature. Tho country press of Nebraska la composed of a class of men who iho iiuiiui u 1 1 e hiiu iiHiciieiiiicin a any set of men In the state, and tho great majority of tho strongest papers of the state have men In control who are nblo and ready to voice tho sentiments of the people with whom they aro constantly In touch. PASSIXU IM.EASAVI'HIF.S. "So you are not afraid of war?" 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