Tnn OMAHA DAILY DEE: MONDAY. MAKCII 27, 1903. The Omaha Daily Bee E. ROBE WATER, EDITOR. 1 t u ft ri'BLIBHED EVERT MORNINO. TERM OF SUBSCRIPTION. Flatly Bee (without Sunday), one year.. .If) 'ally H end Sunday, one year 0 Illustrated Bee. one year 2 00 F'lndsy be, one year 10 falurnay Hee, ore year l.V Twentieth Century Farmer, one year... 1.00 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Pally Bee (without Sunday), per copy ?c Dally Hee (without Sunday), per week ....12c Dally Hee (Including Sunday), per week.. lie Sunday Hee, per copy c Evening Hee (without Sunday), per week 7c Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week 12c Complaints of Irregularities In delivery should be addressed to City Circulation De partment, OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha-City iiall building. Twenty fifth and M streets. Counrll Bluffs 10 pearl street. Chicago 16) 1'nlty building. New York 2.131 park Row building. Washington 601 Fourteenth strct. ' CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should be addressed: Umaha Hee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, expresa or postal order, payable, to The Ree Publishing Company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. i'ersonal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not accepted. THE HEM PUBLISHING COMPANY. I 7i STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglaa County, as.: George B. Tzschuek, secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duljc sworn, saya that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of February, 1906, waa aa follows: 1 2T.4IAO IS T.20 t 27,ftoo i ar.Bso 1 iitOOO II 28,110 1 3O.30O is ao.tifco i ao.ioo it fio.aoo 6 27.T10 20 27,IB I S7,6,'M 21 7.IIM 3IT.AOO 22 S7.540 20,470 23 27.B40 10 27,730 24 3I.IM 11 30,310 26 30,430 12 80.430 26 8O.150 It 27,000 27 27.R40 14 27,8A4t 2t 27.720 Total 709.330 Lest unsold copies 10,41 Net total sale 4 7MI.OHO Dally avorage 2H.1S1 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Suhacrlbed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of March, 1KU6. (Seal) is. B. HUNUATE, Notary Public The legislature Is now entering the home stretch. .' It will take a muster plumber to stop all the leaks In the court house and county hospital. The commodity rate bill was a small plum, but even that has been denied by the legislature. The scramble for the councllmnnlc vacancy will begin In dead earnest Im mediately after the legislature adjourns. The Board of Education has discov ered that It Is needlessly alarmed over the alleged defects In the revised charter.. At last accounts the binding twine bill was badly tangled with a conference committee strenuously trying to undo the knots. yl Eastertide would be the most appro , prlate time Utter all to celebrate the ; restoration of peace on ' earth among hitherto warring nations. , - All anti-pass "bills may have been killed by the legislature, but that Is no assurance "that they will not be more alive than ever when the next legisla ture meets.' Senator Warner volunteers the Infor mation that be is squarely with Roose velt on the question of railroad regula tion and trust repression. That's the way to talk. , One of the bright Hashes of humor in the eastern war is the announcement by General Llnevitch that the Japanese cannot travel as fast as the Russians when going toward Siberia. There are now said to be thirteen can didates for -the' vacant place' in the Omaha city council. That is sure to mean bad luck to at least twelve of them and possibly to all thirteen. - The Auditorium is to have a new tage and curtain. A new tile roof to protect the structure against conflagra tion would be much more desIrableMn fact it has become an imperative necessity. i The big committee on public affairs ct the reorganized Commercial club has bad something referred to it, presumably Just to find out whether the committee can be expected to get together on anything. ( All legislative reapportionment bills Lave been killed and Douglas county, with an eighth of the population of Ne braska, will continue to be represented . in the legislature by one-eleventh of the membership. . That plan to. connect the democratic clubs of New York and Chicago by tele , phoue on the occasion of the Jefferson .day banquet may be a scheme to make former Candidate Tarker sorry be prom ised to speak. ' . Governor Hoch announces that the new warship Kansas will be christened . with crude Kansas oil. If the Intention . Is carried out the memory of that ctarls- i toning will linger longer in the nostrils of the participants than any previous oc casion of similar character. The United States attorney for the dls trlct of .Nebraska Is to bave a band in the grand jury Investigation Into the Beef trust now In progress In Chicago If the predecessor of the present In cumbent were only still in office what a lot of grandstand play we would have. The passage of the Dodge amendment to ttie constitution whereby future legts latum would be forever barred from protecting patrons of railroad, telegraph and telephone companies' unjust dis crimination and extortion would be a fitting cHinax of shameless subserviency to public. carriers by the majority of the present legislature 4 MEDIA TIUS FIRST, In a recent conference between Presi dent Roosevelt and representatives of organized labor, Including four Interna tional presidents of labor organizations and three International secretaries, Mr. Roosevelt said: "Mediation before a strike is far better than arbitration after." Om of the labor leaders who was present at the conference Is quoted as saying that this made a powerful Im pression on every member and be thought it would 1 the means of ad justing amicably many of the troubles of organized lalor. The wisdom of the president's sugges tion should certainly be recognized by all who are connected with labor or ganizations and there can be no doubt that If It were generally heeded conflicts between labor and capital could In many cases be averted and the cause of In dustrial pence be greatly promoted. If when labor has a grievance It would consent to submit It to mediation before having recourse to a strike very many conflicts which are costly to both par ties could be avoided and such a course on the part of labor would insure for it public sympathy, without which ltr can rarely be successful. After a strike has been entered upon arbitration becomes difficult, for the obvious reason that both parties to the controversy are angry nnd a militant disposition has been created which It Is not easy to con trol. The forces of both capital and labor having assumed a fighting attitude and declared a purpose to carry on hos tilities, neither is thereafter disposed to listen to proposals of arbitration and consequently It Is only very rarely that they can be Induced to arbitrate their differences. Tasslon lias been aroused, antagonism has been Intensified, ench party Is imbued with a determination to fight to the end. Such ft situation, as all the history of labor conflicts attests, presents but little. chance for arbitra tion. The challenge to battle having been made and accepted, neither side Is willing to recede from the position It has taken, lest It thereby imply a sense of the weakness of Its cause. An appeal to mediation before a strike Involves no such admission. Jt simply recognizes the principle that every Issue or controversy Is capable of an amicable adjustment and that It Is the duty of the parties to It, In the general Interest. to seek such adjustment. If this were more generally recognized alike by or ganized labor and capital. It Is not to be doubted that It would make very strongly for the cause of Industrial peace, and It Is needless to point out' what tiffs would mean for capital and labor, and therefore for the general wel fare. The greatest danger to national prosperity Is In the possible conflicts be tween the working forces and those who employ therh. How to avert such con flicts Is a question of supreme Import ance. Unquestionably much can be done In this direction by following the sound and sensible suggestion of Mr. Roose WHAT OMAHA SHOULD NOT DO. Omaha newspapers, Omaha merchants, Omaha manufacturers, Omaha bankers and Omaha real estate dealers bave evolved volumes of advice as to what Omaha should do to be more prosperous, more v populous, more progressive and more beautiul. A few stray thoughts as to what Omaha should not do may not, therefore, be out of place at this time. First and foremost, Omaha should not lull Itself to sleep with the idea that it will be able to make headway In com merce and industrial growth in its race with energetic, progressive commercial rivals unless it keeps itself in trim to combat aggressively Its foothold in the territory commercially tributary. Having given away valuable fran chises and concessions worth hundreds of thousands of dollars to public utility corporations , and railroads within the past quarter of a century, Omaha should abstain from granting more franchises or valuable rights-of-way without roy alty or d.ue compensation. , Having passed the 100,000 population milestone, Omaha should not allow itself to-be checked and handicapped in its progress and growth by the clamor of political grafters and tax-eaters banded together to prevent the annexation of territory properly part of Omaha. The trend of the twentieth century Is toward expansion of population centers and the merger of the cities and towns that have a common Interest in simplifying mu nicipal government and reducing . ex penditures incidental In its maintenance on modern lines. Omaha, as a city, has sown its wild oats and should now turn mature per ception with clear vision to the solution of problems by which it is confronted and not allow itself to be buncoed by charlatans and hoodwinked by mounte banks who seek popularity with fake nostrums under pretext of Imperative reform. OIL THV8T INVESTIGATION. Reports from Washington state that the president is not well pleased with the disposition ou the part of certain citizens of Kansas to dictate how the Investigation shall be made Into the oil situation in the state and whom the president shall select to direct the In quiry. He will Ignore the public criti cism that has appeared In newspapers as emanating from the oil producers of Kansas. One dispatch says that the publication of the proposed communica tion from the oil producers to the presi dent Is regarded at Washington as little short of an Impertinence, but It will of course make uo difference as to the prosecution of the Investigation, which It Is the purpose to make as thorough as possible. The opinion is expressed that the Ksusas producers have prejudiced their case at the very outset by their attack upon Commissioner Garfield. Whether or not such is the rase, there Is uo good reason for questioning the fitness and Integrity of the chief of the bureau of corporations. He Is entirely competent for the work and his honesty la unim peachable. Mr. Garfield has the Im plicit confidence of the president and nobody, even In Kansas, can be more anxious than Mr. Roosevelt to have the Investigation of the Oil trust made com prehensive and thorough. It Is the duty of the commissioner of corporations to conduct the Investigation fairly, honestly and without prejudice and It Is not to be doubted that this will be done. OET-IilCH-QVICK FHAUD8. There will always be people who can le Induced, by the persuasive arpeals of the unscrupulous, to Invest their money in schemes which the promoters promise will give large returns and which the credulous victims bejieve to be square and honest A short time ago a "get-rlch-qulck" concern In New York that had carried on a swindling plan for a considerable period was exposed and it was found that hundreds and hun dreds of people all over the country had been victimized, the losses of these peo ple amounting in the aggregate to hun dreds of thousands of dollars, ninny of those who had intrusted their money to the fraudulent concern being beggared. The scheme by which the unscrupulous' scoundrels carried on the swindle was fully exposed, but It Is doubtful If the lesson was generally noted. Last week a similar fraud was ex posed In riillndelphia, where It was found that a so-called Investment bureau, which had promised great re turns for money placed with It, wns ut terly worthless and had taken several hundred thousand dollars from people who could III afford to lose It. This swindling concern was placed in the hands of a receiver, who found very little In the way of assets, but discov ered a mass of appeals from Investors for their money, some of these being de scribed as most pathetic in character. A large number of them were from women who had invested the savings of a lifetime with the concern and who begged for the return of their money to meet pressing wants. Koine were from old men who are beggared by the loss of their money and will be forced to re sort to charity for their maintenance. It Is stated that the customers of the con cern were mostly aged men and women and It Is not difficult to understand what the losses to such people mean. In many cases they had entrusted to the fraud ulent concern all they possessed In money nnd consequently many of them are left in destitution. If this were a new sort of swindle it might reasonably be expected that its exposure would put a stop to such fraud. but the number of credulous and gul lible people who can be allured by the promises of great returns for their money is so large that it Is too much to expect that there will not be like frauds In the future with an army of victims. There are tens of thousands who are not satisfied with a slow accumulation of money and It is to these that thc'"get- rlch-qulck" swindlers appeal. Their success shows that there Is still a host of those who Justify the adage regard ing the parting of the fool and his money. While the Kansas oil field Is attracting a great deal of attention just now, the Wyoming oil field, which is much more extensive, is being quietly developed and will soon be in active competition with the petroleum of Ohio, Pennsylvania, Kansas and Texas, art! an opening will be afforded to capitalists. It la only a question of time when Omaha will be connected with the Wyoming field, as well as the Kansas field, by pipe lines that will make this city one of the prin cipal distributing points. Tom Watson's magazine promises an early contribution from that flower of Nebraska populism, Charles Q. De France, but not a sign yet of anything from the picturesque pen of Tom Tib bies, the old war horse who was yoked up in double harness with Watson for the last campaign. Is there an estrange ment between these two popullstic headlights? It begins to look as If the English lib erals would have as much trouble in making the new "fiscal policy" an Issue In the present campaign as the demo crats did In trying to raise the issue of "imperialism" In this country in 1004, and the reason is about the same the party in power will not deny the ob vious truth just because the opposition desires it. Unless all signs fail, Omaha is destined to make greater material progress as a city during the year 1905 than in any previous twelve-month period in the last dozen years. Omaha Is going straight to the front and will make Its com petitors in these parts hump to keep the pace. When the Mormons have returned to Illinois the heart of the local census taker may be filled with gladness and the statesmen of the Windy City1 may come to have as high an opinion of simultaneous polygamy as they now seem to have of the consecutive variety. Governor Folk has vetoed Uie St. Louis "home rule" bill, proving that the "reform" governor still believes that he can rule the city through appointees bet ter than the people can rule themselves, and that the old democratic machine still has influence at Jefferson City. Oh, Willie, Why Did Yoejl Mlnneapoila Times. Buffalo PU1 can now appreciate the feel ings of a man who has been run over by a sprinkling cart. Prolta of the Haslle. Philadelphia Record. The gods help those who help themselves. Japan la helping herself to a piece of the mainland of Aala, and: Nature has be stowed a new island upon her. Hard Han ( Luck. Portland Oreonlan. Uncle Bam la huvlng a run of legal hard luck. He waa mulcted by the Sugar trust a few days ago In a supreme court decision which coat him $5,000,000, and now the Cherokee Indiana have won In a ault In volving the payment to them of H,&oo,OuO. "Do, the poor Indian," down on the Chero kee strip, must be accepted figuratively and not literally. Taking? Early Varatloas. Boston Transcript. Now cornea the problem of locating van ishing witnesses In the Beef trust Investi gation. Of course nobody will be surprised to find that many of them can afford to take a vacation whenever they feel like It. Taking; It Serloaaly. Washington I'ost. Judge Parker believes that his recent participation In national politics bars him from accepting a nomination for the bench In New Tork. The judge seems to take his part In the late unpleasantness more seriously than the rest of the country did. Modern Simplicity. Minneapolis Journal. When Secretaries Hay, Taft, Bhaw nnd others were reappointed to their respective offices they sent for notaries In the depart ments and took the oath of office without any fuss or formality. Only one of them thought to hand the notary freah cigar after the ceremony. This Is JefTcrsonian simplicity In modern Washington. Pralae from Strange Sources, f Cincinnati Enquirer. Ex-Senator Pettigrew has spoken In ad miration of the president and there la a revival of the suggestion to make It unani mous for Mr. Roosevelt. Even Governor Yard a man might be found to be a man of amiable disposition under proper treat ment. He la largely the victim of the meanness of the paragraph writers. Roosting the Limit. New York Tribune. Ir. Wiley of the bureau of chemistry thinks the ordinary limit of human activity will soon be ninety Instead of seventy years. The chief aids to such a result, he affirms, are heredity, temperance, work and play In other words, a rational life. Of these necessary element all except one heredity are, or should be, within the Individual's control. Science is adding greatly to the span of life, and when Its aid Is supplemented properly by the Indi vidual centenarians will be so common as not to excite remark. The difficulty lies naturally with the human' element In the factors and the preponderance of Inclina tion and desire over the reason and Judgment. SEBHAKKA LK ADS THE WAV. Commendation for the Act Raisings the Medical Standard. . Chicago Inter Ocean. The Nebraska legislature has ready for the governor's signature an act providing that every person who undertakes to heal disease for money shall have devoted four years to the study of the subject and have given proofs of knowledge of It to public authority. In the amount of training required this Is believed to be the highest standard yet set by any American state. Leading medical educators are quite generally agreed that it Is none too high. It seems entirely reasonable that any one who undertakes to meddle with so compli cated and delicate an organism as the human body shall first acquire adequate knowledge of it. The Nebraska law Is commonly spoken of aa directed against Christian 8olence healers. Opposition to that form of re ligious belief may have moved some legis lators to vote for It. However, sincere Christian Scientists would seem to have no logical ground for protest. Knowledge of the physical mechanism they seek to adjust, no matter what means they may use, cannot be harmful either to healers or to patients. . They may not use that knowledge, Just as the occullst does not use In dally practice his knowledge of general anatomy, yet such knowledge Is never hurtful and Is often useful to him and to those whose eyes he treats. In making no distinction between "schools" of medicine and methods of healing, as It apparently does riot, but is simply requiring that all who take pay for treating disease shall have devoted a certain time to the study of the subject and have given proofs of knowledge of It, the Nebraska law has adopted a policy whose fairness will be generally admitted. It prevents no man who chooses from risking h's health in the hands of Ignor ance. It merely says that Ignorance shall not make money, by representing Itself to be knowledge. In striking out the sensible line through the Jungje of medical practice and In setting up a high standard for medical competence, Nebraska appears to lead the way for American commonwealths. THE TOKGl'E AS A WEAPON. Learal Precedent that .Lingered on the Bench av Moment and Vanished. Indianapolis News. It has often been noted that the same thoughts frequently occur to different peo ple widely separated in space; that there is a wave movement in crime which results in kindred crimes being perpetrated almost simultaneously, and, In short, that the human mind works In grooves, so that there is a sameness In human events, and a repeating quality In them, both of which aro remarkable. Only a few days ago we spoke of a case before an Alabama justice of the peace, in which the question was Whether a wooden leg was a weapon. The decision turned on another point, so the main point was not decided. But the ques tion waa presented by able attorneys, and sooner or later It will have to be decided. Now comes a story from New Jersey which Is not greatly different from the Alabama sory. Police Justice Cook of Madison, N. J., has JuBt decided a case In which he felt called on to hold that a woman's tongue was a concealed weapon, for the carrying of which she might be fined. Two women, presumably litigants, began to abuse each other savagely when they appeared In his court. Judge Cook bade them "kiss and make up." They refused, and waxed even more eloquent in their invective. Then the judge found them both guilty of carrying concealed weapons, baaing his ruling on the "manner In which they handled their tongues," and fined each woman 10. One of the women, after having paid her flue, consulted her lawyer, who appealed to a higher court, which set aside the conviction and ordered the return of the fine. Thus early In lta life waa a great precedent de stroyed. But nothing (an rob Judge Cook of the distinction of having tried to formu late a new legal principle. The tongue, of course, is, or may be, a weapon. For we read In the Bible of the "strife of tongues," and Shakespeare speaks of being "done to death by slander ous tongues." Thus far the case Is clear, and It is to be observed that there is no distinction between the tongues of men and women. One analogy may help to a clearer understanding of the matter, and again the authority is Shakespeare. "Stabbed with a white wench's black eye" If so the eye, at least If tt be black, and belong to a "white wench" Is a weapon. And If an eye is a weapon, why not a tongue? The difficulty that confronts us Is apparent when we ask ourselves how a woman can help "carry ing" this weapon, and for the most part carrying it concealed T It Is In this that the offense conslHts. If one Is to have a tongue at all one must carry It; and If one has de cent manners one must keep It pretty well concealed. We should think that In the cose now under consideration the women hud their tongues less concealed when they were "lambasting" each other In the court room than waa usual with them. STATE PR ESS COMMENT. Sutton News: Representative Jackson In formed Senator Foster the other day that he "had forgotten more In a minute than you (Foster) ever knew," and the people are wondering why Mr. Jackson doesn't try to retain something on his mind. Kearney Hub: About 99 per cent of the newspapers of Nebraska, regardless of poli tics, condemn the legislative and political free pass. And still there are large num bers of legislators who profess to believe that it is "Just newspaper talk." Of course there are none so blind as those who will not see. Albion News: The pass-takers have en tered upon a pretty big Job If they read out of the republican party every newspa per In Nebraska that Is criticising them. Many If not most of the leading stalwart republican papers of the state are denoun cing them In no uncertain tone. Why shouldn't the republican papers denounce them when they are wrecking the party by falling to keep the pledges made to the people? Stanton Picket: This editor has not pre viously favored the election of senators by a direct vote of tho people. We have viewed the present system as a sort of bal ance wheel; as a check upon the people to save them from their own impetuosity. The refusal of that body to uphold the policy of Presidont Roosevelt on the ques tion of trusts and government control of railroads, coupled with the Missouri scrap and Nebraska's similar experience, has charged our mind. Tilden Citizen: The state legislature now In session is apt to prove something of a disappointment to the republican party. With a majority that makes the political complexion of the lower house almost unanimous from a political standpoint, and a senate without an anti-republican vote, possibly too much was expected. But from the present outlook, the best that can be hoped for Is that the deliberations of the legislators will bo productive of no particular harm to the state at large. Alnsworth State Journal: One of tho dis gusted editors of Nebraska announces that In the future, before supporting a legislative candidate he will require a pledgo to the effect that he Is not a pass taker. He has evidently had a sufficiency of that sort of candidate and there are probably a large number of others who have not expressed their opinions In the same emphatic manner will be willing to join In the movement In favor of a legis lature free from rallroad'influence. Bradshaw Republican: Wonder if ths members of the Nebraska state senate and house of representatives have been reading the republican country press on the "free pass" question? If not, it might be a good plan for them to set apart a day In which to read and consider them In joint committee of the whole. After thus con sidering them they can use their own best Judgment In regard to the "reading out of the party" act by resolution or other wise. Tho republican press of this state seems to be standing pat pretty generally on the free pass question if we are uble to feel the pulse correctly. Nprfolk News: Tho legislature may And that there are a great many people in the state popullstic enough to think that the business of the state will bo fully as fvell cared for f the members do not have In their pockets pastboords entitling them to privileges such as the railroads appear to be only too ready to give. Some newspaper men who give full value for the mileage they receive in advertising space are some times Inclined to throw in a liberal allow ance of principle to make it good measure, and what may be said of the legislators who have no way of paying for such favors other than the service they may give in their official capacity. Wood Rfver Interests: The people of Hall county and especially the farmers will learn with regret that Speaker Rouse and Representative Ferrar went wrong when it tame to voting on the anti-pass bills in the house, the measure being defeated by a vote of 45 to 40, and Speaker Rouse and Mr. Ferrar voting In the majority. That tho pass system is a most vicious one and hurtful to the best Interests of the state is well known by those In a position to know, and that it is the "man of cloth" that rides on the pass while the farmer puts up his 8 cents a mile. How Speaker Rouso can set himself right with his "farmer constituency" remains to be seen. We have known men, when they got about so high, got dizzy. Burwell Tribune: A pass may not be exactly a bribe, but It's a mighty good thing for members of the legislature to be deprived of, and so far as this paper is concerned it will never support for elec tion a candidate for legislative honors who will not pledge himself to refuse passes or other "courtesies" at the hands of corporations. Legislators are allowed mileage to and from the sessions and there Is no good reason why they should put themselves under suspicion by accept ing a railroad pass. We have always con tended that a pass was not a bribe, but recent events have clearly proven that while it may not be given or accepted as a bribe it may be used as a club and in all events a mighty good thing for those who are to make our laws to be without. Ord Quiz: Whatever may be the platform of any political party, from now on our platform shall be that no state official, no judge, no legislator shall accept a pass from any railroad or accept favor from any one that would not have been granted him while yet a private citizen. A pass Is a bribe, and Is given for the purpose or a bribe, and any public official who accepts the pass must either favor the railroad or not. If he favors the railroad he is un faithful to the public that elected him. If he is not influenced by that pass to favor the railroad he is dealing dishonestly with the rogue who handed him the pass. There seems to be no way of defending the pass user any more than there Is a defense for the judge who will accept a gift from one of the litigants at the bur of his court. Whether or not that Judge is In fluenced by the gift does not affect Ills guilt. Wayne Herald: Gentlemen of the senate of the sovereign state of Nebraska, 11 Is barely possible that in ordering the Mockett roust of the State Journal spread upon your record, because It voiced your senti ments in regard to the editorial on the Ager-Ernst controversy, you performed an act of wisdom, but we doubt It. When sufficient time has elapsed to allow your better judgment to prevail it Is cur humble opinion that you will be very much ashamed of that action, and in the duya that are to come when you learn the opinions of your honest and unbiased constituency, you will look upon that act aa being one too hastily taken. Whatever your Judgment may have been upon the editorial that so aroused your indignation, the prevailing sentiment of those throughout the state who have closely watched the votes of a majority of both the senate and house members. Is that It about expressed the apparent condition of affairs at our state capital. mm - a? W l s Jr I M M m There are no less than four2 teen remedies in this standard family medicine. Among them we might mention sarsaparilla root, yellow .dock root, stillingia root, buck thorn bark, senna leaves, burdock root, cimi cifuga root, cinchona bark, Phytolacca root. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is certainly a medicine, a genuine medicine, a doctor's medicine. Made by the . O. Co., Lowell. Mas. Alae BfcanAMturrs of AVER'S HAIR TIOOR-for the hair. ATTR'S PTLtS-Fot conrtipatloa. ATSR'S CHERRY PBCTORAt-Foi couth. AVER'S AGUB CUR-For malaria sad sgn. X ECHOES OF THE WAR, Some Interesting; Incidents Over looked hjr the Dispatches. Confirmation strong as holy writ comes to the support of the claim that the vic torious Japanese commanders are distin guished members of "the fighting race." The succession of victories they have won is sufficient to Justify the distinction. Even Russia concedes It, and who can doubt when the victim ran for cover? How they came so far from the land of Brian Horu was a profound mystery until an Indiana investigator turned on the light. The revelation happened at Logansport, Ind., on St. Patrick's day, and the reve lator was O. P. Smith, state labor organizer, member of the Ancient Order of Hibernians and all-round booster of things Celtic. Mr. Smith aroused "wild cuthuslasm," we are told by declaring that the Japanese Gen erals, Oyama and Oku, were descendants of Irishmen and still bore the original Irish names of the families, slightly modified. "Oyttma is of Irish ancestry," said Smith, "and his name as orlgiually borne by his forebears was O'Yama. The original O'Yama, whose given name was Patrick, left Ireland during the Elizabethan era for France, but was shipwrecked in the Bay of Biscay, and rescued by a Spanish ship bound for the Philippines. He wus taken there and cast adrift. His descendants went to Japan and turned naturally to the career of fighting men. Intermarriage with tho natives gave them standing and position close to the mikado, which was advanced by their activity In military affairs. "General Oku's name originally was O'Koough, who though a military genius was a poor hand at spellings The rigors of the Japanese alphabet proved too great for him and by Imperial edict he was given permission to cut out a few letters. Thus the family name became Oku and the sons and grandsons after many generations fol lowed the fighting trade." war as supervisor of nurses of the Red Crows, with the rank of officer; sent to many hospitals; and required to make re ports and recommendations to the Red Cross society. A Japanese woman, by pro fession a teacher, had formerly held this position, but since her death It had been vacant. PERSONAL OTE. Plea for the Simple Life. Baltimore American. The world Is at one with the president In his advocacy of large families, and also with his enthusiasm for the simple life. It would be Interesting and Instructive, however, if he would have something to say upon the lack of a simple life for the modern baby, which usually Is forced to wrestle with all sorts of patent foods and soothing syrups, and knows nothing of the delight of the old-faahtoned cradle and the little trundle bed. There are two obiectlves for the Jananese army Harbin and Vladivostok. The for mer is on the Sungarl river, 640 miles from Port Arthur and 341 miles from Mukden by rail and 370 by wagon road. It is 380 miles west of Vladivostok, 250 miles south of the Amur river, or rhe Siberian boundary, and 600 miles by rail from the crossing of the Manchurlan branch of the Siberian rail road into Russian territory. Harbin Is a modern Russian city, built to order under Russian and American super vision. The Russian government expended In less than two years 116,000,00 in munici pal Improvements, warehouses and rallwny buildings, and $212,000 on army hospitals. Mukden, Lluo Yang and Tiellng are Chinese cities with small Russian settlements at the railway stations. Harbin Is as exclu sively Russian as Vladivostok or Moscow, although American, German and English capitalists have made heavy Investments there. General Nogl, idol of the Japanese army, and twice captor of Port Arthur, isof the ancient Samurai fighting class of Japan and for forty years he has served his country in various capacities in the field. Few great generals ever went through a sterner no ltlate than this resolute self-contained, self mastered and ascetic Japanese general, who when the war with Russia was declared was given tho post of honor, the com mand of the army for the conquest of Port Arthur. In the Chinese-Japanese war Nogi's army had captured Port Arthur at a single assault, losing only eighteen killed and 262 wounded. His first success raised hope of perhaps a similar success the sec ond time among the Japanese people, but Nogi himself realized the stupendous na ture of his task, and set himself resolutely to accomplish it. ,He succeeded, but at terrible cost, and his achievement has mado his fame secure "n military annals. The Red Cross society of Japan is prob ably, all things considered, the finest or ganization of the kind In the world, declares a writer In the Century. It has been grow ing and Improving constantly since Its small origin In 1877, and now has nearly 1,000,000 members, an excellent relief or ganization and large funds. Its methods are radically different from nny volunteer aid w have yet seen In America, for Its funda mental assumption Is that the army knows Its own business and is competent to attend to it. Its general attitude, Instead of Imply ing, "We know the medical department will break, down in the field, und therefore we Inslat on going to the front and Into- the camps to supply its defects," Indicates this: "The people of Japan appreciate so highly the work of the medical department that they ask the privilege of assisting It." On the contrary, in the Spunlsh-Amerlcan war we had a multiplicity of amall so cieties, meaning well, but working blindly and at cross-purposes, accomplishing good at an altogether disproportionate cost of money and labor, and not Infrequently In terfering with and handicapping the work of the responsible medical officers. But In the Jupanese-Russlan war there is a single great, well-prepared organization, the ally and assistant of the medical offi cers, working only where It Is instructed that It will bs of use, and accomplishing vast good at a minimum cost. The Japanese Red Qrosi society la char acteristic of the nation; for every war, campaign and great disaster since Its foun dation has been to its officers a lesson by which they have profited. In the prevent War they are always on that alert to dis cover their defects, to learn how to remedy them, and to gain new Ideas for improve ment. It was as one of many means to attain these ends that some American army nurses were wanted In the Japanese hos pitals, where their work could be carefully observed; and for the same reason the writer was appointed by the minister of The new senator from. Massachusetts, Wlnthrop Murray Crane, receives more begging letters than any of his colleagues. Ex-Frcsldent Cleveland hns gone to Flor ida a-f!shlng. Mrs. Cleveland accompanied him as far as Princeton Junction, where, we suppose, she presented him with a little fishing smack. Archibald Forder, widely known as ths "Arabian IJvlngston." for his extensive travels In Arabia, Is in this country In ' the Interest of the neglected Ishmnclltes around and beyond the Jordan. As a reward for twenty-five years of faithful, distinguished and continuous serv ice in the consular corps of tho United States, Consul General Frank II. Mason will shortly be transferred from Berlin to Paris. Milwaukee has a convert to the simple life In Major Fred Pahst, who owns ths fluid factory thot made Milwaukee famous. Major Pabst has retired from business and will hereafter live In the country, fas ten his trousers with nails and take his beer from a meek and lowly can. Rear Admiral J. A. R. Smith, head of the steam engineering department of the Brooklyn navy yard, has been relieved of duty and will become general Inspector of nil machinery now under government contract. He has been stationed, longer ut tho Brooklyn yard than any other officer at present there. Two American women who have Just re turned from Santo Pomlngo had an audi ence one forenoon with President Morales, who apologized for his, appearance,,,. "Ths . fact Is, ladles," snld he, "I was so very busy yesterday and. this morning that t have not had time to be shaved. They tried to assassinate me, you know, so I . hope you will overlook my appearance." PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "Ooea your husband ever boast of his mother's cooking?" "Boast! I should say not. Why. only the other day I saw him out In the alley play ing quoits with somp of his mother's dough nuts." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Now that spring Is on the way luxuries are getting cheaper." 'Think so?" "Oh, yes. Strawberries, for Instance, are t as high ns they were." "No, but the bottom of tho box Is." not Philadelphia Press. Elderly Adviser You mustn't make lova to tho girl In such an ardent, impetuous way rlslit at the start. Young Man Why not? Elderly Adviser Because you 11 be surs to go stale before the seuson Is over. Chi cago Tribune.. "Miss Sharpe Vera," ho began, "you must know why I've been calling here so much; why I sit here In the parlor with you. Itipill lllivi nifti'i .... , , , "I suppose, Mr. Kloseman, the girl In terrupted, "It's cheaper to do that than taki me out anywnere. Standard. Philadelphia CathollO Euclid gave up In despair. "It Is totally Impossible to square a sew lng circle," he announced. Herewith he had to listen to the newest details of the Jones family skeleton. New York Sun. "Mr. Spoonnmoro," she snld, with cutting scorn, "I wouldn't marry you If you wera. Worth a million dollars. Is that pluin eiioi'h?" "No; it flatters," he replied. - 1 For he wss gazing despairingly at her portrait on the mantel. Then he took his hat and his departure Chicago Tribune. a.m. . I . . l . .. ....lira A Tt innt new i-M-in. ........ offer from me," said the first merchant "How did you get him to come to you? ' , "Perhaps von didn't offer him enough , money," replied the shrewd merchant. , "I told him his wages would be $10 , W"lktold him his salary would be $500 a year to start." Philadelphia Ledger. IJOX'T TAKE 'EM OFF. Chicago Record-Herald. A word, O fellow rliiziii, Don't take 'em off! The storm king may return again Don't take 'em off! The morning may I glud and r""i"t. And. though It seema that spring s iq "Ishi, You can't tell what may come ere night Don't take 'em off! Perhaps 'thev scratch and stick and burn Don't ftke 'em off! Too Into is not the time to learn Don't take 'em off! The buds will soon begin to sprout. The lambs ere long will frisk about. But don't you care you Just look out Don't take 'em off! The hearse Is not a lovely thing . Don't take 'em off! It's sad to have to die In spring Don't take 'em off! - What If the crocue wants to poke Itself up through the sod and croak? A word to you. and It's no Joke Don't take 'cm off! 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