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Subscribed In my presence and awurn to before me this 1st day of March, 1906. tSeal il. h. H UNGATE, Notary Public. It seems that President Smith of the Mormon church fulled to make due al lowance for the recoil when lie fired the Cannon. The railroad lobby 1ms on rued Its sal ary nnd iM'rcjuIitlU'K. It luny now lie riven vacation until the meeting of the State Board of AHWKMiient. New England flflieruien who can no longer buy bait in Newfoundland may have a different Ideu of reciprocity .laws by the time the next congress meet. , Chancellor Andrews Is thoroughly con vinced the yellow peril Ih u reiil uiciuicc to the United tftnten. It Is ti trifle enrly, however, to take to the cyclone cellar. .liipan bt anld to be trying to extend lift Influence over China, but this should occasion no aurprlHe, an there niunt be orne reward' for winning no tunny battles. In pardoning a man who bet lodge funds on Bryan's election Governor Folk evidently believed the presumption pf Insanity was not overcome at the trial. i Another Infracted mandate of the Ne braska constitution the provlslou re quiring the taking of a Htate ceuxus 0very midyear between national cen uses. t; , Had Mrs. Chadwlck succeeded In do ing Mr. Newton of Massachusetts up two or three times in the same way, he might perhaps have qunllried for the million aire class. , . Governor McDonald lias not yet re signed ns chief executive of Colorado, but there's no telling but what he may be strongly tempted to do so before his term is up. Late advices from Antwerp would In dicate that Church Howe will make him self solid with the Belgians despite the congressional vacancy In the First Ne brasku district. Perhaps the Cody divorce suit wus only a shrewd free advertising scheme after till. The next net In the Cody melodrama' will bo reconciliation aud then the curtain. scphemact i.r thk rAcirrr. Is the lnlted states to become the su preme iower In the Pacific, or will that IMtsltlon fall to Japan In the event of her final triumph over Russia In eastern Asia? Before the war between Ilussia and Japan, when it was thought that the former power would certainly maintain Its hold upon Manchnrla. It was believed that Russia would dominate the Asiatic coast of the Pacific Just ns we dominate the American coast, and It was common to see the apprehension expressed that sooner or later this country would be brought Into conflict with Russia for su premacy In the Pacific Now that Russia has been driven from most of her strongholds In Manchuria and there Is n good prospect of her being expelled entirely from Chinese territory, there are expressions of apprehension that Japan may. In the event of final vic tory, seek to liecome supreme In the Pa cific and thus challenge American power In that direction. A writer in a current magazine endeavors to show that Japan aspires to supremacy In the Pacific and a commentator on this remarks that the dangerous conceit of Japan will be some thing for all nations to reckon with as time goes along and the yellow peril may prove to be more a fact than fancy. At any rate, he remarks, the orient and national conditions are fast changing and we need to keep our house In order, "seeing that the little Jap is looking for ward to the supremacy of the Pacific." A similar view was expressed by Chan cellor Andrews In bis lecture here Fri day evening. He spoke of the "yellow peril" as something real and therefore to be feared and urged the necessity for preparation to meet It. He thought that whichever of the powers Is successful in the far eastern war there will be danger to American Interests In the Puclflc nnd that the United States should innVe every necessary provision for protecting Its Pacific const line. Undoubtedly such provision will not be neglected, yet we are Inclined to think that there Is little reason for npprehend Ing danger to American Interests in the Pacific, so far as Japan is concerned.. It seems to us probable that that country will direct all Its energies, after the res toration of peace, to the building up of Its Interests In Asia and this will give It full employment for at least a genera tion. That Jnpan will enter into vigor ous competition with other countries for Asiatic trade Is of course to be expected, but she will do this In an entirely legiti mate way. because any other course would Inevitably result to her injury. If by supremacy of the Pacific Is meant that she may ultimately acquire a larger, share of trade In that ocean than the United States there Is presented simply a question of commercial rivalry and If we nllow ourselves to be outdone we shall have no cause of complaint, against Japan. If It Is meant, however, that Japan may attempt to assume suprem acy by extending her naval power over the Pacific we venture the oplniou that no such danger is likely to arise. Those who are apprehensive that It Mill, seem not to consider that Japan victorious will have Imposed upon her n burden of responsibility In eastern Asia that will call for all the energy and re sources of the country and preclude her from any adventures or schemes for ex tending her power elsewhere. If finally successful In the war she will need to use nil her remaining resources for re placing what has been lost and strength ening herself for a possible future emer gency. In the meantime the United Rtates can make nil needed provision for the protection of Its Pacific coast line nnd for the security of Its Interests In that ocean. . It Is not believed thnt any amount of talk of peace at Kt. Petersburg will cause General Oyama to be saving with his anunuultlon should lio overtake the retreating Russian. President Morales must have a high opinion of American financial methods, as it seems that he will not be satisfied until an Auieiicun operates Hid cash reg ister for his republic The. regeut of Norway and Hweden and the emperor of Austria-Hungary might offer reward for liccmwfiil Instruction In riding-two horses going In different di rect ions at the same time. When United States senators hear of that nuw agreement between Santo Do mingo und Minister Dnwson they may lie sorry they decided to leave: Washing ton while thnt resourceful diplomat was ftlll on the Island. Kuss'an authors can now print their books before submitting theui to the press censor, but so long as that ofticlul can confiscate them It will be the part of v lrdoiu to let the books lie read be fore Incurring printer's bills. Kvldcuce In the Chadwlck bankruptcy case indicates that as u rule the men with whom she transacted business were more Interested In the sixe of the coin misiou than in the nature of the securi ties something with which Nebruskaus were fsuilllur In I lie "boom" days. U...1 1 11 -i ? Having beeu ' assured by Colonel Bryan that the outlook for the demo cratic party is more hoeful than ever, those democratic editors may wonder after they reach home how they ever managed In tic past to conjure up euousu hope to reach the present polut. IX THE ISTKREST OF AQRICULTCRK An American citizen who baa shown great Interest In agricultural develop ment and has attained notoriety In con nection with proposed plans looking to the promotion of the welfare of the farming Interest Is now engaged in an effort to have established an Interna tional chamber of agriculture, whose ob ject shall be to put the producers of all agricultural countries In possession of all the Information necessary to enable them to make the best possible disposi tion of their crops and to do so at the earliest possible time In each year, whllo the crops arc still in tlio possession of the producer. It Is pointed out that this would enable buyers to learn, without expense, lu what part of the world crops are most abundant and cheapest, as well as Inform producers where demand Is greatest and prices highest. It is fur ther urged that the result of the success ful operation of such a chamber would be the equalisation of prices of agricul tural products and the elimination of s)HM'ulatlou lu them. It is the under stnndlug that this Is the mulu object of the proposed chamber, which, however, would endeavor to be useful in nil mat ters pertaining to agriculture capable of being dealt with on nn international basis. The Idea s that It should em brace all subjects which are germane to the work of state or uotlonal depart ments of agriculture. It appears that the Italian government bus become Interested In the proposition and has Invited tlu c-ouslderatlnn nf tlin J project by other governments. There was recently held at Vienna a confer ence under the auspices of the Austrlau Agricultural department at which there were representatives of the agricultural interests of Germany. Austria-Hungary, Spain and Italy. It is thus shown that the proposition' Is receiving serious attention abroad and it remains to be seeu whether It will have equally earneit consideration from the agricultural producers of the United Stales, whose pjltlon in regard to It is ull -Important. It Is pointed out that the project is entirely practicable If the nec essary funds are provided, at least In so fur as the official representatives are concerned, but the suggestion Is made that the farmers of this country are not organised in any such woy ns would en able them with profit to theinsnlvce to participate In the selection of delegstes. This, however, Is not an Insurmountable obfade to the carrying out of the pro ject, for If it can Is demonstrated to the Intelligent agricultural producers of the Uulted States that the proposed interna tional chamber would be conducive to their welfare very little difficulty would be found In effecting an organization among them to support an. International chamber of agriculture. The promoter of this project has thus far directed his efforts chiefly to interesting in it Euro pean agricultural producers and In this he has met with good success. Perhaps It apjeals more strongly to the farmers of Europe than It will to those of this country, but there Is no reason to think that It will tiot be favorably regarded here. It Is a proposition that certainly serins worthy of consideration by the great community of agricultural pro MERGER OF STEAM AXD TROLLE1" Twenty-five years ago Illinois, Iowa aud Indiana were gridiroued with narrow Kauge railroads projected and built to facilitate traffic for the farmers of those states and give them the advantages of the best msrket at the smallest cost. In due time the narrow gauge lines were absorbed by the trunk lines, converted Into standard track railroads and merged with the dominant systems In their oper ation as well as in their capitalization. The disappearance of the narrow, gauge rood has beeu followed within the last decade by the electric tramway, which Is rapidly supplementing the traffic facilities of the steam railway. Thnt the trolley, like its predecessor, the narrow gauge road, Is destined to be come the auxiliary of the trunk line rail roads Is almost a foregone conclusion, with only this difference, that while the ownership of these lines Mill eventually be the same the motive poM-er Mill re main electric, wifh the further prospect thnt the trunk lines Mill also be com pelled to substitute electric engines for steuui engines. The Arst big merger betMeen steam and electric lines has Just been consum mated by the acquisition of 427 out of the 700 miles of electric rond In Connecti cut by the NeM' York, Ncm- Haven & Hartford Railway company. The same railway company Is also negotiating for the trnniM-ay between Hartford and Springfield. Mass., and it Is predicted by those In touch with the situution that Mithln a short time all the trolley lines between New York nnd Boston that reach the Nimv Haven railroad Mill be in Its possession. If It cares to have them. In this May. we are told, the Ncm- Haven rallrond M-ould control local short dis tance competition and prevent the devel opment of long distance competition, making profitable use of the trolley line as feeders for Its steam service. .4.Y OBJECT LESSVX- At Its Impending municipal election the city of St. I.ouls, under the stimulus of the public spirit generated by the late World's fair, proposes to authorize on issue of $1M)00,000 of bonds for public buildings, pnrks and parkways, seMers and other Improvements deemed essen tial for' placing Missouri's metropolis In line Mith cities of Its rank and popula tion. In urging the popular endorsement of the bond issue the St. Louis Republic gives utterance to this self-evident truth: Tho condition of public buildings, of streets, of alleys, of sewers, of parks and of publlo property In general reflect tho character of a community. Appearances and conveniences are assets which invite trade and) swell the population. Public Im provements are among the very best ad vantages. They afford Innumerable ac commodations which multiply the pleas ure of metropolitan existence, and, In ex emplifying tho spirit of progress, they at test to a city's resources and energy. The sppearance and the aanitary condi tions of a city are accessories to growth and prosperity Buslneas may thrive after a fashion in a slovenly city, but It will not Increase as rapidly as it should. New residents may come to a city In order to better themselves In a material way, but If the city Is unkempt and unprogresaive, or does not offer the best conveniences of living their hearts are elsewhere and they are ready to depart. Compressed Into plain English, a man's home Is where he Is Milling to bo burled and people Mill toot make their permanent home In a place in which they are not Milling to die. AMEglCAX MORALS. In the midst of the curtnlu lectures our 0M-n self-constituted reformers ar.s constantly reading us on the dogeneracy of American morals and their dire fore bodings based on the tendency of our times, it Is pleasing to find an eminent world critic who frankly avows that he sees uothlug lu existing conditions to warrant disparagement of our moral standards. In the first of tM-o papers contributed to "The Outlook" by Hon. James Bryce, embodying his impressions of America on his recent visit as com pared with impressions formed during former visits made In 1870 and 1&S.1, the distinguished British author and public ist, after adverting to the current agita tion on the divorce evil, says: The general moral standard of the United States still appeara to me, as It did twenty years ago, to be, on the whole, higher thsn that of western Europe, (The dif ferences between France, Germany and England are not so great as Is commonly supposed.) Even In the wealthlext class, where luxury weakena the sense of duty and lays men and women most open to temptation, there are apparently fewer scandals than the same class shows else where. Nor is the morality of any country to be measured by the number of divorcee. Its condition may be really worse if people cynically abstain from obtaining divorcee where there are grounds for obtaining them. Although there Is more wealth in America thar In England, luxury la leaa diffused and that Idle and self-indulgent i lata which aela a bad example to other clasree Is relatively smaller. The verdict of Mr. Bryce, therefore. Is (hut not only have mc not gone buck ward morally In America In the last third of a ceutury, but thut we are now as far ahead of Europe on the moral scale as m a Mere at the beginning. Such an opinion from such a source must be highly gratifying to all of us. While this verdict should not be taken as Mar ranting thnt degree of self-satlhfactlon that Mould lead us to cease to try to do better. It snrely justifies a refusal to be stampeded by the cries of alarmists Into abject fear of the future. BOW AVOW HALF-BAKED LEGISLATWX Chief Justice Holcomb has returned to the state senate a resolution of Inquiry asking the opinion of the Judges ns to the constitutionality of a proposed law Mith the reply that It Is not the policy of the court or Its members to pass upon the validity of legislation until the points at Issue are presented In a regularly In stituted suit at law proeiiy before the court for decision. While the history of Nebraska contains Instances in which the supreme judges have rcsjionded to such requests the rule against giving ad vance opinions Is the right one. Other wlse, the court would be completely without moorings In a sea of litigation. Off-hand opinions might 'not conform to carefully considered decisions reached Inter after a thorough argument nnd comprehensive consultation of estab lished precedents. The Idea that the legislature or either house of It has a right to call upon the judges of the supreme court for advice on constitutional Ium1 doubtless arises in a misconception of a disregarded section of the constitution m hich requires the judges of the supreme court to report biennially to the governor any defects In the constitution or the laws brought to their attention in the course of litiga tion aud Imposing the duty on the gov ernor to transmit this report to the leg islature along Mith tie reports of tther state officers. The same section. Iiom--ever,1 empowers the legislature to call upon '"the officers of the executive de partments and all officers and innnngers of state institutions upon any subject re lating to the condition, management and expenses of their respective offices," but this authority Is not extended over the judicial officers of the state. The legis lature, therefore, might properly call upon the attorney general for an opinion as to the validity of any proposed meas ure nnd the attorney general would later have to Maintain his position before the court if It should be favorable to such legislation and lie M-ould not suffer even If he M-ere compelled to defend a Iom which he had previously pronounced questionable. It has been proposed in some states to accomplish the same object by appoint ing a committee to pass on the form nnd legality of bills Introduced nnd weed out the half-digested and flagrantly uncon stitutional measures. In Wisconsin a legislative Ilbrariun has been vested with duties of n similar kind, namely, to com pile Information on all subjects of leg islation for the benefit of the law-makers and to nsslst In the formulation and re vision of proposed bills. The fact that so largo a proportion of our perennial grist of new laws falls by the wayside OMing to internal defects would admonish 'us that the inexperi enced legislative member and some of the experienced members, too, for that matter, are In need of constant advice and assistance. With reasonable care In framing bills and a more foreslghted se lection of bills worthy of enactment Into Ium-, the ensuing litigation over obscured or disputed points could be avoided in large part and the statute book mortality rate be greatly reduced. Omaha has for years enjoyed an en viable reputation as a good sIiom- town nnd now It seems to have won a place as M'ell on the grand opera map. It Is not every city of Omaha's size, either, that enn be found on thnt tunp. The sig nificance of it ull is that instead of hav ing to take au expensive trip to Chicago or New York to we grand opera, our music lovers will have the big grand opera coming here to them and the musi cal pilgrimages from tills section will all be headed toward Omaha instead of away from it. That la something worth noting. Among the legislative freaks embodied in the appropriation bills is a raise in the salaries of the chief clerk and stenog rapher of the deputy labor commissioner, when there Is absolutely no need of a chief clerk for the deputy labor commis sioner or of a stenographer for the dep uty labor commissioner, or for the dep uty labor commissioner himself. One of the clerks In the secretary of state's office could collect all the statistics and do all the business of the labor bureau without overtaxing his gray mutter and. without exceeding, the elght-hour-a-duy limit. to reduce the price of live stock on the hoof and raise the price of meat prod ucts lu the pot. It w oi Id be against human nature and destructive of high salaried discipline. The explanations filed by the members of the house who went on record against commodity rate reduction, nnd the cx phinutloiiM that will be made verbally by members of the legislature who skulked and dodged the Issue arc of the same brand as the explanations made by the memlH-rs of the senate Miio went on rec ord against the abolition of railroad passes to public officials. Settllna; an Old Score. Kansas City Times. If the ghost of Napoleon has accesa to the war news It muft realise that by virtue of the dispatches from Mukden the retreat from Moscow Is more than avenged. ERMOS9 ffOILFn DOWN. The Safest Thin a to riant. Washington Post. "What to Plant for a Family of Six'' U the subject of a magazine article. The safest thing to plant Is your salary, pinch ing out Just a little, for care fare, tobacco and an occasional hair cut. Sore Thins. New York Tribune. The secretary of war declares that the United States will direct tho affairs of the Philippine Islands for many a year to come, it la certain thnt the methods so far pursued have been sound nnd wise. Peril of Wealth. Chicago inter Ocean. So many wealthy young men ure com mitting suicide these days the impression is likely to gain ground that wealth Is something young men should avoid having anything to do with if they want to be happy. 'If tfe II nd Hern n Woman." Boston Transcript. A well dressed young man who tried to pass a check for $2,8w,00O has been arrested In New York and must stand trlul as to his sanity. If ho had been a woman no doubt some diHtingulshed financier would have advanced him tho money without hesitation. Russian Optimism. , San Francisco Chronicle. The atmosphere of the St. Petersburg court must be highly conducive to op timism to produce men who can speculate on the probability of Rojestvensky's fleet meeting that of Togo and winning a vic tory. There Is about as much chance of such a result as there Is of a canul boat beating the record of an ocean express steamer. The Mnn and the Dollar. Nashville American. We are living and have been living in a period of wealth-developing, of money mnklng, of industrialism and commercial ism In which have grown up colossal for tunes through the development of the enormous natural advantages of this won derful country, in such a period of In dustrialism sucefss Is apt to be measured by Individual wealth or earning capacity. I3ut we shall come more nnd more to understand and appreciate the true stand ard, to estimate men, not In dollars and cents, but according to their real worth. The' world's greatest benefactors have been men who lived and died poor in material n-ealth. The scholar, the putrlot, the statesman, the artist, the scientist, the teacher, the moral exemplar, these In the greatness of their work make tho marc money grubber seem meanly small. There Is too much worship of wealth, but it Is not universal. DIVOntK 1 JiKW TURK. Although not germane to the subject matter of the anti-pas bill It la to be very much regretted that Senator Mpck ett's amendment prohibiting railroads from exchanging transportation for newspaper advertising should have been rejected by the state senate. Legitimate newspapers, conducted on business prin ciples, Mould prefer by far to pay for their transportation in cash Instead of exchanging it for advertising space pro viding the railroads would also pay cash for their advertising. The Harper's Weekly man got off a little ahead of the signal for starting the game when he declared that It wus "un likely that the republican members of the Missouri legislature Mould agree upon a candidate tit to succeed Senator Cockrell." The new republican senator from Missouri Is quite up to tho best senatorial standard. By the way, what did Senator Cockrell ever do to distin guish himself as a law maker? A third prominent death Is now re corded charged up against exposure to the elements during the Inaugural exer cisesthis time the Mexican umlwssudor to our government. The lustullutlun of our strenuous president must have been altogether too strenuous for most of the other participants. It Is not to be expected that the man agers df South Omaha packing houses w ho have been cited to appear before the United Stutes grand jury at Chicago will divulge all they know about the alleged combination of American meat packers Closing; the Doors to Nonresident Applicants. New York Tribune, Governor Higgina gives preference to national morals over legal convenience in his veto of the new divorce bill. For thus maintaining the high position taken by New York state In support of the per manence of family life he wilt have the thanks of Christian people, not merely here, but all over the country, for to the wholo nation New York stands an example In its regard for the sacredncss of the marrlagA tie. The measure In question did not actually Increase the causes for divorce In this state. It merely affected procedure, giving citizens of other states the right to sue citizens of this state here for divorce on grounds which have hitherto been a valid cause for divorce. Many lawyers, Includ ing tho governor's own counsel, believed the bill a proper one, and, If practice Jn the courts was alone to be considered. doubtless It was. Perhaps a few Individuals will suffer hardship through the failure. A few divorces will not be granted which might properly be granted. But there la, as the governor says, another side to the question. In thia day . of low standards anything which makes divorce easier any where in a nation In which, on the whole, it is altogether too easy Is harmful, not merely to the particular state, but to the whole country. If New York opened the door wider, no matter with how good roa- aon, encouragement to atlll greater lati tude than they now allow would be given to other states. The moral Instinct of the governor was right. In spite nf the good arguments with which the bill was de fended. New York should not begin lo send to people In other states Invitations to Us divorce courts. PROPOSED DITY ON (OKKED. "No Apparent Need for Such a Duty Present." Philadelphia Press (rep.). Senator Teller and some other promi nent men are advocating a duty on coffee, but there Is little prospect of the success of such a movement. Some persons who do not favor the reduction of tho duties on Philippine sugar and tobacco seem lo think that If a duty were Imposed on cof fee and that article admitted free from the Philippine islands, It would lessen the pressure in behalf of Philippine augar. But that la a mistake. I.lttle coffee la produced In tho Philip pine islands, and a great part pf the land is not adapted to coffee. Of the grand total of over 1,000,OUO,000 pounds of coffee imported In 1KH only about 4.000,000 pounds came from the Insulur possessions of the United States. Brasll furnlahea the greater part of the coffee consumed In the United States. At one time there waa a duty on coffee, and when that duty was removed firaitl imposed an export duty, ao that consumers In the United States did not get their coffee at a lower price, while the government loat a large sum In revenue. That demonstrated that a duty on coffee does not necessarily mean an Increase' In the price. Hut there la no apparent need of such n duty unless It be Imposed with authority to remove it when Brasll makea a aatla factory return for such action, I.ast year the United States Imported 9l,U0O,00O In value of produeta from Brasll and exported to that country $10,000,000 worth. The Im ports were In value $:3,000,0UO greater than In 1902, while the exports were nearly $1,000,000 lea In value. A duty on coffee t'j be Imposed to bring about a fulrer dis position of trade between tho two rouu irlca might be considered, but is not apt to be entertained for any other purpose. Faith cannot feed on fireworks. Pig clocks do not keep the best time. Arplratlon proves itself by perspiration. Some sermons glisten because they are froten. Faith In Cod will at least show fairness to men. Consecration and kill-Joy are not even on tweaking terms. A man doea not grow himself by grunting at everyone else. It takes sunshine in the soul to ripen the fruits of the splilt. ' One of the first fruits of the clean heart . will be cleanhands. I The Christian life Is more than curiosity ; about the next life. The hypocrite Is the only one who la de ceived by his antics. Where the bible does not get worn the heart soon gets weary. The devil snores Tight through peal after penl of stolen thunder. The devil usually applauds the man who roars at him In prayer meeting. It's a poor religion that will not stand the trip from the church to the street. When you have an affection for the golden rule you will not need to advertise the fet. When a man really knows God he always rejoices at the prospect of a chance to give. No amount of proficiency In the quotation cf scripture can stone for deflclency In the practice of It. Chicago Tribune. SKCll..4n SHOTS AT THK Tt I.PIT. Chicago Tribune: The Washington preacher, who says Americans are the most rrofane people on earth should en large his horlxon by becoming acquainted with other portions of the country. Baltimore. American: Church members In New Jersey are protesting sgalnst the appointment of a pastor of thirty-five on the ground that he Is "too old." The OHcr theory will he responsible for dread ful demoralization of the public If it Is going to -usher in another infant pheno menon period. Portland Oregonian: An lows minister has been unfrocked for sharp practice In horsetrading. and a Delaware member of the cloth has been auspanded for a year for speculating In stocks. If the lines of religion are drawn much tighter, the church raffle will be about the only game of chance that Is left for the ministers. Springfield Republican: A dancing clues has been formed to share In the pleasure hall of the Woverly Congregational church In Jersey City, with the assent of the pastor. Rev. Howard Brlggs. He has to a degree placated the opposition by allow ing only square dances. The. cake-walk, particularly, is forbidden. Mr. Brtggs is Judicious. Philadelphia Press: Joseph Cordova Is a strange mortal. He has not the least regret over his desertion of his wife and children, whom he left without means of support, but ho weeps for an hour over his sentence of four years' Imprisonment because It will separate him for that time from the young woman with whom he eloped in defiance of law. That such a man should ever have officiated ns n clergyman was nn ffront to decency. Chicago Chronele: Th First Methodist church cf Bloomlngton, wllh l.NflO members, being unable to get more than 100 of thcrn to attend the weekly prayer meeting; provided a free lunch Just before the hour of prayer, aud In that way now secures an attendance of 200 members, or one ninth of the entire membership. If the motive In going to . prayer meeting t altogether Immaterial there srems to be no limit to the attendance that could be secured. PKRSOXAI. AXD OTHKIt WISE. The Japs are getting quite a run for their Indemnity. In this merry springtime thoughts of women turn longingly to millinery open ings. Wur dispatches now come from Oumshu. Opposing nrmles must be rubbering In that vicinity. "The wild man of Borneo" has joined his forbears on the blooming hillside near Schenectady, N. Y. The original nuddensick is dead, but his spirit la marching on in New York und rcnrlnj: ruins betimes. Maud Oonne refuses to compromise her suit for damages. Maud is notoriously fernlnst compromises when liberty Is at stake. Six thousand sinners were converted dur ing tho Louisville revlvul. The sanctified, however, refrained from trampling the mint beds. Pittsburg Is preparing to absorb several adjacent town, Including their debts and Indictments, and offering In exchange the gentle, virtuous Influence of the whole. Nearly fifty-four Inches of snow fell In New York City during the winter, and yet that unequaled winter resort hopes to ac cumulate a population of 8,900,000 by 1920. The reading public might view with equa nimity the military sprinting match in Manchuria did not such jawtwistora as Chenchlawatsu disturb our peaceful medi tations. Bill Flannagln's' historic poem, "Off agin, on agin, gone agin," la no longei a figment of Imagination. Down In Oeorgla a train Jumped the track, but, finding the ties too rough for its sensibilities, Jumped back on the rails and continued on Its way rejoicing. Chicago dressmakers, in convention as sembled, declare they will not bo bound by the tyranny of Paris styles. "The yoke of Paris has been on our necks too long," suld one of the knocker. It doesn't mat ter whence the yoke conies so long aa the Chicago neck doea not take a nude de parture. Some measly highwayman robbed a stage In California the other day and got away with $10,00 of standard Oil money. Coining on tho heels of the Kansas war and tho political defeat of Rockefeller at home, aurely the oil-consuming world will pause a moment nd shed a sob or two for the afflicted. . That waa a thrilling picture of the ateamahlp Cedric cutting alxty-foot waves on tho wild Atlantic recently, particularly the picturesque statement that the boat safely landed Jabes White, who la to fight Jimmy Brltt In Sun Francisco. The coun try let go a gob of rel.lef when the wires brought the cheering news. EASY PAYMENTS ask vou to nofp the difference between our pricos. ami those at install ment stores. Vou save at least 2M If vou buv of us. and our goodsi are very much better. Wife, We carry the largest a"nd best stock in Omaha. The new spring. H CARPETirJGS ARE READY TO SHOW OUR TERMS: S 25 Worth, $ 1.00 Week S 50 Worth, $ 1.50 Week $100 Worth, $2.00 Week Omaha Furniture & Carpet Go. Between I2th and 13th on Feminist. OCHESTIC n-KASAXTHlEW. "Suppose." said he, feeling his way. "your father should ak me what my expi-etntlou urn in cr this direction. What shall I rav?" 'Speak the truth." replied the sweet girl. "Tell him you don't know." Philadelphia I.edner. Mrs. MeQuccry I understand your minis ter preached a pretty strong sermon lat Sunday against "ilerollete rowiin." Mrs. locutti Yes. and It Was positively vulgar. He said Kiich shockingly immodest things. Chicago Tribune. "Ta," linked' little Willie, "Is a 'family' Jar' one o' them kind that's used for pre tervin'7" "Scarcely, my sou." replied Pa: "at least, not for preserving the peace."- Philadelphia, Ledger. x The chump: He knotted her shoestring , so it never came untied again during the whole afternoon: New Orleans Time. "My goodness!" exclaimed the pretty girl, xurprlscd at tho young man's sudden avowal. "Do you mean ' "Yen," he broke In. "Your goodness at tracts me, as well your beauty!" Could ahe hold out after that? Well! Chicago Tribune. CALI.il OP THE WILD. Irene P. Shield's In Four Track-Newe. Oh! hear them tn the morning when the day begins to break, And the long, gray lines of sedges 11 Ilk fluiilows un the lake: And my heart responds with rapture and my pulHcs thrill with Joy, For kind Nature's gentle magic makea mc once ugain a boy. Now again I hear the robin softly calling to his mate, And the lonly loon lamenting that her lover comet h late; And the wavelets on the shingle, aud the ripple In the reedw. And the crackling of dry branches where the hy deer-mother feeds. HeW the diurnal froff a-coaklng with derisive miuht aud main, At the somber crow whose cawing long has promised needed rain: And the plashing In the water of a flashing silver tin. When the first red rays of sunrise bid the i-horiMtera begin. And then again at evening well I know the solemn cry, Of the bittern In the marshes and the wild fowl winging by. , And the washing In the wedges where the wavelets kins the shore, And the whip-poor-will's ad plainting for the love wno come a no more. And the rustling of the branches and the whispering of the trees. And the moaning In the pine-tops and the whlBtllug of the breeao. And the nlglitjar'a sullen booming, on hla ceauelesa, tireless quest, ! T.Ike a sln-alek soul that vainly seek for blessed peace and rest. Oh! I hear them In the morning, at tha noon and quint night. And I close my eyes and listen while my heart thrnba with delight. And I bless these myriad voices that would call the soul apart. Here to rest with Nature's children, near her tender, healing heart. Girls' and Hisses' Tailor Made E BROWNING, KINS &, GO. Weak (jut!, if worn tin flm otrj'l, will hv a hup mf trouble Vuu mv p. it It off n1 put tt off. If Dm tva n taJ'. tb 0nr you ktitw If th bail r for tutti our t inti )tur pockH i hftt which hair" vou tg ciamplUh mor l n Invttmtttt no( jm Kiin. It will rvqulrt an iuvtjtiirnt lir nf II.Ou up, tppiiJ inf on your lidtvldual raquirom'iiu, lticn u( framM a it 4 mount ing, to At you wltii Um. 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