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HUNGATK, Notary Public. rew.sao 10,481 Now that the antl-expcctoratlon ordi nance has been revived, wc may look for a resurrection of the "no treat" law. Speaker Cannon will make a trip to the Philippine this summer. Watch for Innovations In the next session of congress. At least General Kouropatkln lias the satisfaction of knowing that he Is living fully up to the expectation of the Rus sian people. .lust because Omaha has some new grain elevators In sight Is no reason why the fire fiend should take away those already here. Germany ia now clamoring for a reci procity treaty with the United Ktates. American sausage must, look good abroad lu spit of the slanders. ' Before South ' Omaha people' vote mortgages on their, property they should make sure that the money Is to be used only for necessary public improvements. From the number of metJIclnes iu which strychnine has been found In the effects of Mrs. Stanford, the surprising thing is that she lived' to reach Hono lulu. '"' The firing of ex-Senator Cannon from the Mormon church gives us another striking example of a gun that does more execution from the breech than from the muzzle. Young Mr. Hyde must be having same of the same sort of trouble as the czar and seems to be as uncertain how he can permit bis subjects to rule and still maintain his official power. Directors of the Oberlln bank are far more ready to swear that they disre garded their obligations to the patrons of the bank than that, they knew of the operations of Mrs. Chadwlck. Just to show their faith in direct pri mary , nominations, the democrats of South Omaha will name their school board ticket for the coming spring elec tion iu convention in the same old way. August Belmont Is not living up to the record of bla predecessor In the pres idency of the Civic Federation. Hanna never had a strike, nor did he ever run away anyone who represented his employes. The fellow who took iMO.Ouo from a Cincinnati bank may help Messrs. Greene and Gaynor In their efforts to settle finally the status of extradition law between the United States and Canada. South Omaha officialdom seems to have, been Inoculated with a trage to latue bonds, and In ..the eagerness to upend, money to be paid for by taxpay ers of the future, any old excuse seems to serve. Tho salary seems to cut no great fig ure In'the competition for that council manic vacancy-ln fact, the suspicion Is warranted that there would be plenty of applicants tf there were uo salary what ever attached. "The council promises to put through the ordinance prohibiting the sale of dangerous Fourth of July explosives. It will be up to the police theu to sen that the ordinance U strictly enforced, with out tear or favor. The argument iu favor of the right of a municipality to tax rullroHd tcruilnuls fur. city purposes 1 juat as strong as ever; but the expedition to Lincoln to win over the delegation has been de lated altogether too long. t ..i . i j It is now up to the Genersl Taper cumpany to show how little profit It makes on each pound of paper auld. It may make the packing houae companies look like Moated mllUonatin with their trt) rents prent on each head of stock. THE RAtLirAT txrr.STifiATios The Investigation to le made by the senate committee on Interstate com merce In regard to rate regulation will lw, a now promised, one of the most comprehensive and thorough ever made by any congressional committee In the history of such Inquiries. The resolu tion adopted by the senate directs the committee to consider the question of additional legislation for railroad regu lation and to acquire further Informs tton as to Interstate commerce, Inclndlng violation or evasion of the anti-rebate law and the device and methods by which such evasions are accomplished. Including refrigerator and other private car system. Industrial railway tracks, switching charges and the like. The Wall Street Journal suggest that the value of such ah investigation will depend very largely upon the attitude as sumed by the committee. If It. starts out with the idea of obtaining reason why there should be tio rate regulation. It Investigation will be colored by the motive which inspire it. If, on the other hand. It start out with tho clear Intention of developing all the facts just as they are without bias of any kind, It may perform a very useful work. That paper ugget that what thl committee needs to do more than any thing else Is not to go over the ground which was traveled by the Industrial commission, "but rather to look Into thl subject with the end In view of recon ciling the proer dematid of the public for governmental control of the rail roads and the proper demand of In vestor In railroad property that there shall be no legislation In the nature of confiscation." It i perhaps needless to say that there Is no general sentiment In the country In favor of confiscation of the property of (he railroad, nor 1 there ever likely to le. The demand I simply that the railroads shall do what I fair and just toward the public, that they hall comply with thp law and that they ahal! put a stop to rebates and discrimination. Whenever they do these thing complaints against them will stop and the demands for further legislation will cene. It Is not prob able that the senate committee will dis cover any new facts regarding the rail way situation, which Is already very well understood, but It may be able to make some valuable suggestion to the next congress In regard to additional legislation. At all events the Investi gation should not be altogether fruitless. SO AOGHAXDIZKMtST- There are people In the United States who have the fallacious Idea thut.lt Is the policy of the republican party to absorb territory wherever it can be found. That idea wag expressed by several democratic members of congress In the late session, particularly In ref erence to the proposition in regard to San Domingo. It was urged in respect to this that the whole project had In view the seieure of the Islands and their annexation to the United States, placing them in the position of Porto Blco, which was one of the "assets of the war with Spain. Of course there Is absolutely nothing In this allegation and yet It Is well cal culated to command attention and cause more or less worry to the public mind. But the great American public ought to feel In what has been said by the presi dent and the secretary of state, In their recent utterances, absolute reassurance that there will be nothing done' by our government not wholly In concurrence with our beat interests. The controlling idea at Washington today is one of peace and there can be no doubt that it Is having Its Influence far beyond the boundaries of our own country. Our government Is doing nothing now In the Interest of restoring peace In the far east. It is not called upon to take any action in that direction. Yet the world knows that It favors peace and will be ready when the opportunity comes to do what It may In the Interest of peace. In the meantime lot It bo fully and clearly understood that this republic has no plans or program which contemplate the aggrandisement of territory, partic ularly In this hemisphere. We hold aa absolutely sacred every square mile of territory In every land of the western hemisphere over which no European flag waves and we shall always defend such land against any attempt on the part of a foreign power to take posses sion of It. Yet we hare no desire for territory. We are not longing to pos sess any part of the countries of South and Central America. Always ready to defend those countries against European aggression, whatever may be Its exrtise, we are at the same time unalterably committed to the proposition that under no circumstances will we do anything ourselves to militate against the Inter est and the welfare of our sister republics. OMAHA AXD THE VCtiiMODlTT HATR BILL- A disposition i being manifested among Omaha business men, with-evi dent stimulus from railroad circles, to proclaim Indifference to the regulatlou of railroad rates as proposed In the com tuodlty rate bill, on the ground that it does, not affect out local commercial luterests and would bo of no benefit to this city. Even If there were no di rect l)eneflts the Indirect benefits result ing from the relief of the farmers and stock raisers of Nebraska from exces sive freight rates ought to enlist our sympathetic co-operation. The pros perity of the farmer determines his de mand for goods which are manufactured or distributed from the larger trade centers. If the commodity rate bill en abled the farmer and stock raiser to find a more profitable outlet for his produce or to market them at better prices, the reflex would be seen in an enlarged cull for manufactured goods for consump tion on the farm throughout the terri tory which Is supplied almost exclu sively by our local Jobbing houses But It Is not true Unit the tariff em bodied In the commodity rate bill af fects only the farmer and stock raltrr. It is a poor rule that does not work both ways, and a large part of the raw material of - Nebraska fanns and ranches Is marketed through Omsha. A reduced rate on live stock between points of shipment within the stite, for example, would srtrely work to the ad vantage of the South Omaha market. Unless a combination existed between the packers, reduction of the live stock rate would raise prices at South Omaha. Increase tlu cattle receipts therv and furnish animals In sufficient plenty te keep the slaughter houses busy, with corresponding Increase of employment to wage workers. Neither would a reduction of the rates for transporting grain In Nebraska burt Oninha as n grain market. Omaha must look to Nebraska chiefly for the wheat, corn and oats to fill It elevators. Any thing that will emphasize Omaha as the natural market for Nebraska's cereal harvest will contribute to its commer cial Importance and population growth. The same Is true with reference to coal and lumber. Omaha Is qnlte a dis tributing point for these materials, and more favorable local rates would surely enable our dealers to bold the trade more firmly and expand their field of operation. The main thing, however. Is not the consideration of special benefit, but the J share in the general prosperity and the creation of a more cordial feeling be-1 tween thp people of city and country. If the business men of Omaha show no Interest In correcting the grievance eotnplalriPd of by the farmers, they can not oxpecj their support when they have grievances of their own to remedy. In the beef business could tell Mm that the packer make ) per cent on every article handled by them. latareaileai WWrth Hatlas. Phllal"lphla North American. Commissioner Garfield appears to have been deeply Impressed by the Beef trust's bclokkerplng. The Tot and (fee Grape. Philadelphia Prena. The members of congress 'who believed la a constructive reccas ought to be sat isfied with constructive mileage. Ottawa t'omparlaona. TVahlrgton Post. Senator Kerns complains of the auto cratic Methods of the Mormon political boaa-shlp In t' tah. lie would gat over that If he tried to break Into Pennsylvania or New Tork politics. Did the Seaaiore "Smile f Chicago Record-Herald. Governor Hoch hag been compelled to explain to the Kansas senate what he meant by the phrase "set 'em up," which he used In a recent official message. Gov ernor Iloch waa born In Kentucky, and It Is hardly necesnary to ay that hi ex planation was both lucid and thrilling. Tire Ftetnrea ef the Time. Baltimore American. Italy and Switzerland shaking hands over a great engineering feat which Is to benefit mankind for generations Is a picture much more fitting In the twentieth century than Russia and Japan springing at each other's throats over a pile of bloody corpses. The contrast between the two pic tures ought to have Its due effect. A COX TEST FOR Tit ADR The contest that I going on among the nation for trade has a commanding Interest for the people of the United Stales, who more than others are devel oping their resource and must look to foreign lands for the marketing of their surplus products of manufactures. A an eastern contemporary remarks, it is obvious that if the nntion Is to prosper It must linvc iM-rmanent markets abroad, not only for 'idstuffs. but also for man ufactured ..n. nets which It has been the policy of the government to encourage. How to establish permanent markets abroad Is the question of paramount im portance. The late President McKlnley, In his latest and most memorable utter ance, pointed out a policy which In his judgment was essential to the increase of our foreign trade. Wrhat he then said Is applicable today and ought to receive the careful consideration of our people. The undoubted fact Is, that in order to extend our commerce and to make our hold upon foreign trade permanent we must enter Into closer business relations with the countries which are at present our best customer. Unless we shall do this it Is only a question of time that In the contest of trade we shall find our selves the loser. The Bee is pleased to notice that the spokesman for the Real Estate exchange in the discussion of terminal taxation before the legislative committee built his entire plea upon the statistics of taxes recently compiled by this paper from the official records of the county treasurers of every county In the atate. From the first the material gathered by The Bee and the arguments embodied in Its editorials have constituted the back bone of the campaign for more equitable railroad taxation. The United States supreme court haa approved the finding of the Nebraska Missouri boundary commission, which puts the line of demarkatlon between the two states back to where the river channel waa In 1867.' After a few more boundary commissions get in their work Nebraska and the adjoining states on the Missouri river side will have to get together with mutual concessions of land on either side and make a boundary to fit the new conditions. The War department promises some Interesting experiments in military bal looning when the signal service shall have been installed at Fort Omaha. People In this vicinity, therefore, may as well prepare to hear stories of float lug airships without questioning the so briety of the informant. That the practice of putting horses on the pay roll for the use of public officials Is questionable Is demonstrated again by the addition of a second horse for the benefit of the plumbing inspector. The next thing will be a demand for up-to-date locomotion Jn the form of automobiles. One of our San Francisco newspaper contemporaries appeara to be as much afraid of the Japanese aa though Ita owner were drawing an annuity on the life of General Kouropatkln. The gen eral public, however, falls aa yet to see any cause to stampede over a yellow peril. It ia not to be expected that Senator Tillman will wreck his voice In denoun cing the appointment of a negro to be collector of internal revenue at New York. It is only in the south that he objects to having the "door of hope" opened. ' ' There Is talk of erecting a monument to fse Polish patriot Pulaski at Wash ington. This may preserve the balance In favor of freedom among all the for eign potentates to be reproduced In bronze and marble around the war college. While Carter Harrison Is tulking of municipal government at Yale some of the youug men may thank him to tell how be managed to bold down the post tlou of mayor of Chicago until he tie came tired of the Job. lscktag; la Iniaalaatloa. New Tork Sun. CtHnmlaaloner Garfield, the head octopus catcher of the Department of Commerce, haa been able to find a profit of only i per cent for th Beef trust In Ifctt. ltni and lol. Clearly Mr. Garfield la oot the man for the job. lie lack Imagination. Anyone poi Meanest of All Trnata. Cblcago Chronicle. One of the meanest of all the trusts la the Tobacco trust, and yet It is one of the shrewdest. , It plenaes the people with a rattle and It tickles them with a straw. Knowing the great popular desire to get something for nothing, It deals with the masse direct and quiets the unlverssl detestation of trust prices and trust meth ods by dispensing cheap gifts. Perhaps If Standard Oil would Increase Its prices a trifle and go Into the prlae-package busi ness It would have le?s public hostility to contend with. Gareraer Hark aa a Joker. New Tork Tribune. Governor Hoch of Kansas must have his Joke. Not long ago he sent a message to the legislature suggesting that a certain representative ought to "set 'em up" for having th same bill passed twice A mem ber of the stat a senate thought the gov ernor waa using strange words in a prohi bition state, and favored the passage of a resolution on the subject. The governor sent his answer to tlte legislature the other night. He holds fast to a Joking view of his remarks, and writes that the expres alon was uaed playfully without any par ticular meaning, but continues his humor ous allusion by saying that If the angel Gabriel were to bestir himself and to whis per certain magic Words the democratic party would give up its dead and the answer would come In swelling chorus, "We will take the same!" Governor Hoch should be careful. Few Jokera have at tained the highest offices In this country. KOT TO BE PRICED IS MOXEV. Remarda that Came to a Boy Who Shaa Tobacco aad Ltqaor. Detrclt Tribune. A fine reward for a boy was that given 21-year-old Charles W. Hardy of . Port Huron by his father, two checka each for $100 and a handsome gold watoh. It wa worth considerably sffort. Young Hardy got it for abstaining from liquor and to bacco until his Slst birthday. But when you compare these trinkets with the real Teward earned by the boy, they become trivial. What Is a paltry $J0D and a watch to a boy whose body and mind are unebntaminated with appe tites that prey? It Is all right, that about the checks and the watch, but to aet a boy up at SI With good, firm muscles, a Stout heart, a dean stomach and a mouth undeflled la the reward upon which no man may put a price. Even better than the promise of mon etary returns would be the Instillation Into the boy's mind of the sharp truths, that not only do youthful Indulgences In nerve destroying Vices carry , big penalties, but abstinence in the early years enriches the whole life with rewards of health and courageous principles. "Boy, If you do not damn your future by forming habits that will undermine your mental and physical faculties, you will get a gold watch," says the parent. Very good. But, batter: "Boy. If you acquire an a.ppetlO for drink and for to bacco before you hava reached maturity, neither money nor prayers will save you from the harrowing results." And still better: "Boy, If you form no bad habits and care earnestly for your health, a strong and happy manhood awaits .you. For heaKh la glorious; it Is liberty; It la luxury; It la one glad fruit of life. Everything else is Infinitely chea?." For, the falsest of all Incentlvee to good conduct Is the promise of money; the meaneat, and, yet, the moat necessary, la the threat of nature's penalties; and the greatest la the promise of nature's rewards. OSI.ERISN WARMLY REBUKED. Chicago Clab Whaopa aad Raaaea to the Defease of Elder. New Tork Bun. . Pr. William Osier's paradoxes are hurled back with particular Indignation by Chi cago. She Is good enough to die young, but she la determined to reach old age. It la an Intellectual, as well as a physical and moral, victory to eurvlve In all that nerve nagging Ocean of sound, that aheol of trol leys, that choked, fuliginous snd strleaa at raoaphere. In Chicago old age aeema, to the extra-Chloagoan observer, a paradox greater than those of Dr. Oaler. The National Promotion of Health club of Chicago Is known, or ought to be, wherever there are club chairs to alt In or hen Una to promote. If anybody ia healthy. If anybody ja old. that club la the oauae of It. Conse quently, we have not taken the trouble to Say much about the forty-year limit and th superfluous lagging of thoae who have paaaed It. W .knew that the National Promotion of Health club would take care or that. It haa taken care. We atand by the brave and beautiful worda of Mra, E. Cornelia Claflln, president of the club: "Haa life no beacon ater that leads man en to a serene and glorious old age? Is there no time when, standing on the aummlt of experience, he may hold out a helping hand to the unexperienced? Have we not learned that a man's bones, nerves, mus cle, are constructed to endure 400 years?" We hare. Not from Pr. Osier, perhaps, bat from leas prejudiced snd leas profes sional authorities, And why atop at 4J0? Why not go on forever? Mrs. Chaflln glvea a few aimple rules, which we recommend to the Don't Pie clubs: , "Breathe properly by tuklng aeriea of long, deep breaths In rhythm. "Bathe dally In cold water. I'se sponge If you can't atand the plunge. "Eat more whole wheat. "Eat properly prepared food. "Sleep regular hours. "Sleep out of doora as much as possible, even If you have to use a Klondike sleeping bag. "Don t worry." To which we add humbly (his preevnp- tlon: Buy an annuity. THE IV41GI RATIO. New York Pun: While President Theo dore Roosevelt watched the long and bril liant parade pas In review did he long for rest and the simple life? Baltimore American: President Boose- veil s speech was short. The more will rad It. It was terse and to the point The more will heed It. It la not only wit that is enhanced by brevity of expression Washington Post: From thoussrtds of throats and from millions of hearts there went' forth the greeting he understand so perfectly, loves so well and ia so expres stve of the rough but kindly and sincere cheer "Teddy, how!" And so say we all, and a n In and again. Chicago Inter Ocean: This spectacle of the orderly beginning of a new adminis tration is as significant as It Is Impre. slve. It Is an illustration of the endur ing duality of that distinctively Amer ican spirit which founded the republic, which has preserved and strengthened It, and which Is a guaranty for the future. Pittsburg Despatch: Issues many and grave are to confront the new president. who happily Is the old: and to him go forth the best wishes of the whole people, who enjoy the feeling of confidence that he will do no deliberate wrong In any emergency. President Roosevelt Is en titled to the congratulations and. what is more, the sincere encouragement of the people. New Tork Tribune: President Rooe velt embodies more completely than any president since Lincoln the thoughts and purposes of the electorate which chose him. Popular satisfaction and popular confidence found an extraordinary expres sion in his election, and the same feeling find expression In the enthusiastic satis faction with which liia safe Induction Into office for another four years Is hailed And thl. more than any outward pomp or pagnant, gave true color and significance to the ceremony so successfully conducted Saturday. PKItSOKAL. SOTES. An actress went all the way from Chi cago to New York "to get a lobster," a she said, but the reports show that she took a couple of them with her. Daniel Murray, long an assistant in the library of congress, is preparing a histori cal review of the exploits of negroes and persons of mixed blood In literature and other fields. Lecturing the other night at Liverpool the Rev. Ian Maclaren said: "No msn is justified in marrying who cannot obtain a first-class life certificate from a really good insurance company." The burglars who entered a house In Klko. Nov., and who, finding no valuables lying loose, ripped up a bnth tub and car ried It away, cannot truthfully be said to have made much of a cleun-up. The earl of Selbornc, who has Just been appointed to succeed Lord Mllner i P.rltlsh high commissioner In South Af rica, was born In lfto9, and succeeded to the title in IK5. He 1 married to the daughter of the late marquis of Salisbury. Just before leaving Australia for this country Paderewskl stocked up with 10.000 photograph of himself for sale during his American tour. The pictures were pro cured In Sydney, whose clear atmosphere is especially suited for the production of fine photographic work. Mohsleur Funck Brentono, the renowned French savant and litterateur, la lecturing In this country. Though he Is only 42 years of age, he has written many historic worka of great value. Is a Journalist of merit and a dramatic author. His works are translated In German, English, Swedish, Italian and Spanish. It is not generally known that Lieu tenant General Chaffee "has a brother 12 years older than he is, and that the two men fought on opposite sides during the civil war. The confederate brother served on the staffs of various southern gen erate and was made a major for gallant conduct at Shlloh. After the war he waa for eighteen years an officer In the Bra zilian army. After 'eighteen years' continuous service In the United States senate. William M. Stewart goes back to Nevada determined to win another fortune. Though 7S years old. he Is as hopeful aa a boy In his teens. Six feet tall, with full beard as whit aa snow, the old gentleman waa a striking and a patriarchal figure. He ia going to the Tonopah district of Nevada, where he owns some mining properties. GENERAL CATTLE GHOWIXG. Soathera Farmer Engaging la tho Industry. Philadelphia Ledger. It Is significant that in many., perhaps most, of the leading as well as the minor market of the southern States the west ern meat combine does no retail business, while Ita wholesale trade Is rapidly declin ing; yet It Is but a few years since hardly any beef of local raising could be found In that section. The southern farmers aold all their young- cattle to the weatern dressed meat men, and the people of the south who consumed beef were forced to pay higher pricea than ever before. Two yea.-a ago the Cattle Grower' association, at war with the combine, began a cam paign to Induce the farmers of each state who had grazing lands to attempt to raise the beef cattle required by the people of the state. Thla appeal waa responded to by southern farmers especially. There Is no record of the lands which could be used for grazing, but the association maintains that they are extensive enough to break down any beef monopoly. The appearance of an Improved grade of beef cattle wherever the conditions favor natural and abundant feed In the south, and the steady decline of dressed beef Im ports Into that section, are the visible re sults of the movement. There are no more sales of young cattle to the weatern pack ers from tho south, but Instead the fre quent purchase of Improved breeds. South ern cattle growing has become an Import ant fact. The suggestion la not unrea sonable that, with the extent of grating lando of the southern states, they may supply the needs ot a great part of the whole people of the country. If It be true, as alleged by the weatern combine In explaining the high price of meat, that the vaat ranges of the far weat have been so contracted that they ran no longer sup port half th cattle that covered them a few years ago, the southern cattle enter prise la bound to pay better than the raising of cotton, when crops are as large as they have been the past year. The asm considerations which have In duced the southern planters to utilise their grating lands should appeal to farmers In the northern states. This is the nat ural, the American way to meet the con dition revealed by the law department of the government in its arraignment of the meat combine. Titled Wolf geared Away. Baltimore American. The American heiress who discarded a rapacious nobleman, who plainly showed that he wanted only bar money, and who actually Insulted her in the proposed mar riage settlements, showed her good sens and her womanly dignity, at well aa her Americanism, In marrying, In his stead, an American young man with her own ldeaa of what ia due a wife. It Is to be hoped that the glamor of title ia wearing off In the eyea of American girls, and that they are beginning to realize that where they are held aa queens In tbelr country, they are merely endured as necessary evils, with their million, by the titled fortune hunters abroad. IV4VGI R ATIO ICinF.XT. Sidelights oa the Crowd that Viewed the Pasesat. An unaccountable streak of economy on the part of the managers of the Inaugura tion deprived Washington of the glow of a. rural arc light front South Carolina. Some day before th event was pulled off the rustle beacon wrote to the Inaugural com mittee: "I wud like to cum to Washington and play the countryman In the procession. I am the greatest rube you ever seed, and am sure that I cud act the part better than any man In the country. I am a republican and want to show these trlftn' democrats what a msn will do for his president. I am sure I can please yu. I will work for my grub snd SO cents a day, includln' car fare." The committee turned down the patriotic offer, contending that the local supply was equal to the emergency. Subse quent observation Justified the conclusion of the committee. The city, suburb and adjoining territory' poured out countrymen In abundance and they rubbered with all the Joyous Innocence of the tribe. A short, well-built msn, with red hair and beard, passed through the crowd at the Baltimore Ohio depot one evening re cently and measured his full length upon th pavement. "Say, old sport." remarked a bystander, "how do you like It?" "Like what?" muttered the man on the pavement. "The brick sidewalk." said the man wear ing a license to "butt In." "Well, by gosh " said the victim of the accident, "if you'd go up In my country and fall on them mountains a hard a I fell on your bricks you'd never have seen your old woman again. I'm from that part of West Virginia where the mountains are alwaya on the move, and they always move up. When a man falla the mountain meets him half way, and something always hap pens." "See here, brother," said a woman who happened to come along and se the stranger trying to get away from In front of the railroad station, "don't you think you would have a much better time If you would lesve Washington liquid refresh ments alone?" "There you go again," aald the weary stranger. "A man comes along and says 'have one' and a woman comes along and tells him to let It alone. I came here alone, and I believe Mlrandy must have know'd I wa gnlng to have a high old time, 'cause these Women wouldn.'t be taking so much Interest In me If the old woman hadn't sent 'em tome word." Six red-blanketed braves came out of a hoarding house on a aide street Intersecting lower Pennsylvania avenue, where they are quartered, and following In close file be hind their halfhreed Interpreter started for a pigeon-toed stroll up the avenue toward the treaaury. Tliit was after nightfall. They had barely turned Into the great thoroughfare when they were surrounded by a howling pack of college and high school boys out for whatever deviltry they could get Into. The whooping youngsters began to clap their palms against their mouths, thus letting out those throaty, false treble shriek In quick sequence which have been supposed, since Buffalo BUI ana Pawnee Bill and others of the WMd Woet exhibition people began to get busy nn the lots, to give expression to the sound the red man produces from his face when he Is making war medicine. The whooping schoolboys were quickly augmented until the Indians were sur rounded by a cordon of nearly a thousand whooping men. The easterner who has de rived his knowledge of Indian fighting ex clusively from the Wild West shows might easily have closed hi eyes and fancied himself present at something that waa at least a - passable Imitation of the Custer massacre, so far the sound of It went. Fifty Yesrs (ho Standard Then the Inside members of the cordon around the Indian began to put on record their idea of what a regular Indian war dance waa like. They lumbered around the astonished and closely pressed hand of red men like cinnamon bears worked up to maltous hilarity in the back room of a San Francisco groggery. Another gang of the rough merrymakers swooped upon a passing boys' drum corps and nailed all of the snare drums, to be used aa tom toms to give a better air of verisimilitude to the dance. To complete the realism another bunch of the riotous youths raided the pushcart of an unfortunate Greek who was peddling his Slock of feather dusters. They stuck the handles of the feather dusters down their' backs, under their coats, so that the feathers nodded over their heads. Then when one of the gang got two stands of red fire from a nearby fireworks plant and. lighting them, cast a glare over the scene. the crowd of war dancers Imagined that they had the thing pretty near right. Suddenly a wagon load of emergency police pulled up on the other side of the street, the policemen leaped out of the hurry wagon, their clube drawn, and charged the mob. The young men fell aw-ny from the charge like leave before a blaat, and In lea than a minute the half dosen blanketed Indian were standing alone on the Pennsylvania avenue pavement. On of the brave walked over to the curb, gated after the backs of the main bunch of flying youths and spat reflectively. "Brave, heap brave hell!" grunted the Indian to the halfbreed Interpreter. "All heap squaws!" A bridal cougle from Pennsylvania reached the city over the Baltimore A Ohio railroad Snd started out from the depot through the slush to find a hotel. When the newly married visitors were In formed by a policeman that the hotel rates ran from 110 to 150 a day for each person the man nearly fainted. "Why, gol dang It!" he exclaimed, "me BMW' Hade from pure crean of Urtar derived from grapes. and Molly only brought I with us bcyant our rallroiid fare, an' that, accordln' to yer figures, would pay for our keep one blessed day." He was advised to rent a cheap room on a hack street, buy hie provisions at stores and live In Bohemian taahlon. STAR Sl'AMU.KD BAMEIt FORT. Famous Fort Mctteney Abandoned a an Army Post. Baltimore American. Announcement come frqm Washington that Fort Mcllenry Is no longer of any account aa an artillery fort, and that nt soon as possible the, artillery rompnnles there will bn moved, either to other forts around Baltimore or to other cities. Coin rldentally with this come orders for the de parture of the Infantry company now stationed m the fort which I considered an indication that the War department will not continue the fort even ns an li. fantry headquarters. These facts have led to speculation as t,o what are the. War de partments intentions with respect lo this historic fort, anil to a revival of the hope that St some time Baltimore city may lie able to secure the property for a puhllc park. Its historic associations make it Im probable that the site of the fort will ever be other than a public reservation, and, in fact, these same assoclntlona have been to a certain extent the reason why I lift government ha so firmly declined In tho past to let the property get away from It. Should the dream of many Baltlmoreans be realised and tho fort become city prop erty, the same solicitude for its old asso ciations would have to be taken, and the property would have to be kept In its orig inal condition as nearly as Jjosslble. Public sentiment would compel the authorities to retain those features, so closely Connected with Key's immortal aong, and even though developed a a park, the reservation would always be known aa Fort Mcllenry. , t'OIM'KIJ REMARKS. Stella How can you keep a secret? Bella Well. 1 And they keep longer In sugar than In vinegar. New York Sun. "You heard that new opera the other night, didn't you?'' "No." ' - "Why. I understand you were there." "So I whs, hut I was Jn a box party.' Philadelphia Ledger. "Take my advice; don't lend Borroughs any more money." "I never did." . "Why, you used, to. T'ni aure, for I " "No, I used to think r Was lending It to him. but I soon discovered It waa purely a gift' Washington Star. "But do you really believe that 'lightning never strikes twice In the same place?' " "Sure. The place Isn't there after it's struck the first time." Philadelphia Ltdger. "You say thut frivolous looking young woman made a million dollars?" "Ysk-; she invented r aysteni fur mak ing men propose." Detroit Free Press. The married man can get a much warmer welcome by taking home a box of choco lates than he can by taking home a box of good cigars, and the Chocolatea don't cost one-tenth aa much. Somerville Journal. "I'm going to endow one cf the univer sities," said the millionaire; "going to -tabMsh a chsir." "Chair of what?" linked hi friend. "Well, I don't know what you'd call It for short, but It's a chnlr that's badlv loeded a chair to tench graduates to get a ,'ob." Brooklyn Life. CIPID DEFEATED. Printers Ink. A half-repentant bachelor, with quite a pile of rocks. Propped In, one day, beside the way, and bought a pair of socks. Arrived at home romantic Joy! he wand'- rlngly drew out A note deep hidden In tho hose from some fair hand, no doubt! "I'm 20 years of age," it read, "and called a country belle. With you I'd like to correspond If you will never tell. My object matrimony Is, and yours, I hope, the same. If you'll addreaa tne. I'll respond." And then she wrote her name. On fire with hope, the bachelor that very evening wrote. And folded his epistle with a klas inside the note. Sly Cupid had him In his mesh no very clever catch, For, after all. quite foolish is a half-repentant bach. , But oh! how sheepish did he feel,' when from the fair unknown This answer came, to quench his finmr: "An old maid I have grown! Alas! 'twas forty years ago I planned that fond surprise, Defeated by a heartless wretch who wouldn't advertise!" The J. C. Ayer Co. Will Print Formulas of Medicines on Bottle navtAf beard that the J. C. Ayer company had deolded to five to the Jmblio tne complete formula of each of U medicines, we Interviewed th treas ure? and general manager, Dr. Charles H. Stowefl, In order to aaoei'.aln tf this waa true. Dr. Stowell said that It cer tainly was true, and that .t waa simply the ooaoluaioa of a plan which he had been working upon for long time. When atked what effect It would have upon the proprietary medicine business If all houses war obliged to publish their formula, be aald. in bla opinion. It would favorably affect the sale of all those medicines founded upon merit, all those preparations that were genuine meaicine. ua tne otner naoa, he be lieved Jast as strongly that It would mean the complete ruin ot frauds, takes, and swindles. "It la a well-known fact that the public is being awindled out of hun dreds of thousands, even millions of dollars each year, because of wildly ex aggerated and positively untruthful Statements, glaringly displayed by the moat lavish outlay ot money. The J. O. Ayer company has nothing to bide. We know our medicines are good. We simply take the public Into our confi dence and frankly tell them Just what they are getting for their money. That la all there Is about It" Concerning the great agitation which haa been raised In oertaiu quarters be cause some of these medicines contain alcohol. Dr. Stowell gald: "Just use a IIMla Anmmnn aensa mnA a , it for yourself. The formula which will loon appear on each bottle of Ayer' harsaparilla will show that the person get about ten minims of alcohol in each teaspoon! ul of the medicine, which ia the ordinary dose Now in a glass of beer (which is the ordinary dose) there are about two bundrea minims of alco hol. In other words, one dose ot beer contains twenty times as much alcohol as one dose ot Ayer's arsaparil)a. But let us carry this analysis a little further: Yot would have to drink about half a bottle ot Ayer's Sartaparllla to get a much alcohol as ia found in an ordinary 'schooner ot beer. The fiarsaDarllla would cost the man nearly half a dollar, while the beer would cost him only five cents. We have yet to bear of any per son who ever acquired a love for the taste ot Ayer's barsaparllla. The fact Is, it is a medicine, a positive modiclne, and baa the taste of a medicine. Out we are told that a taste for boer is soot acquired. In view of this, can you Imagine anything more perfectly ridicu lous than all of this terrible cry about the alcohol in this medicine? And then we know very well that the alcohol ia used, matt be utod. to extract the various medicinal ingTodlents from the roots, barks, etc . which form an Impor tant part of this medicine. It Is not added tlroply because of arjy stimulating effect It may have of itself ." We are Informed that tbia Is the first time In the history of the proprietary medioino butinets that tho formulas hav been tbui boldly given to the public, and the outcome will be watched with intense interest. Loittli Sun, ftb. IS,' 04