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Bubscrlbed In my presence and -sworn to before me this 1st day of March. 1!0j. (Seal) M. B. HUNGATE, Notary Public. In the matter of comparative weekly bank clearings Omaha is also doing tol erably well. In the light of developments In Man churia,' Great Hiitiiln's anxiety for Its Indian frontier seeum childish. There Is one satisfaction at St. Peters burg the news from the seat of war cannot be worse than Is expected. Now that congress has adjourned peo ple who enjoy legislative bickerings will turn their eyes again upon Colorado. Judging by remarks on Dr. Osier a large number of editorial paragraphers in the United States are close to the "chloroform" age. At last one Englishman hns been, found to defend the course of the sultan of Turkey. The only additional informa tion desired Is the size of his retainer. The vagaries of the weather man are causing the average householder to hesi tate between ordering another ton of coal or having the lawn mower sharpened. The Real Estate exchange has been burlesquing the city council. The coun cilmen will have their innings the next time the real estate men come before them for official favors. The majority of people will be disap pointed if the administration of Presi dent Roosevelt does not -rival in bril liancy his inaugural the most brilliant in the history of the union. Tom Watson's new magazine is out, but not a word in it from Tom Tibbies, although several pages are devoted to "The Say of Reform Editors." Has there been a political divorce in the populist presidential family? The grain rate war Is settled and the tariff schedules will be restored after April 1. That was to have been ex pected. In the interval, however, the prestige gained by Omaha as a grain market cannot be taken away from it To the Nebraska Legislature: Remember that I2.000.000 at ate debt. Fremont Tribune. Be more accurate. According to the last printed report of the state auditor the state debt of Nebraska was more than $2,250,000. While about it, remem ber It alL The senatorial deadlock in Missouri is the real thing. Democrats are be ginning to talk about casting their votes for republicans, and republicans of re taliating by casting their votes for dem ocrats. But the chances are it is all a bluff. On the basis of 09 cents a bead profit the "clean up" of South Omaha packing houses computed on the report of stock sales was 16,721.20 on cattle last week. Now what was the profit to the stock raisers on tho 15.SS0 head sold on that market? ' The lawyers who are advocating the statutory abolition of off-year elections in Nebraska are Just now explaining that the plau can be put into effect in spite of the constitutional prohibition because the constitution must not be taken to mean what it says. Omaha ought to have a division head quarters of tho rural free delivery serv ice. It already has the presidency and headquarters of the National Associa tion of Rural Mall Carriers, although the latter for the present is not in very close touch with the department The Vienna banker who paid $7,500 for a decoration which proved to be false should come to America,' where be would be made grand commauder of the Potent Knights of Anyoldthlug for half the money and be permitted to wear a decoration which would cast into gloom tbe most gorgeous of foreign emblems. JAPAN'S WAR RESOURCES- The financial resources of Japan for carrying on the war appear to be abund ant, the developments in this respect being not less remarkable than her mili tary achievements. On the first of this month there was a meeting at tbe Jap anese capital of bankers and financiers for the purpose of discussing the sub scription to the new domestic Irun It was announced that it was expected that the loan would be doubly sub scribed and a prominent cabinet min ister remarked that the Japanese do mestic financial capacity: was astonish ing, even to its friends. He exprcsa.d the belief that the slight disturua6ee In financial conditions, despite the enorm ous expenditures, was due to tbe fact thnt agriculture furnished the country's great wealth. He thought the country could continue the war without any feel ing of embarrassment When hostilities began it was the very general opinion tjiat a ynr ' fighting would very greatly impair if not practically exhaust Japan's flnnuclal resources. Even some of her own states men and financiers were doubtful of her ability to provide for war expenditures much beyond a year, while 'foreign financiers were quite confident that she could not do so. Thewar has been go ing on for thirteen months and Japan's estimated expenditures have been about $300,000,000, nearly double the araoant she had on hand when war was de clared. Yet her banks and other cor porations ore still able to loan the gov ernment $50,000,000 and doubtless could do better than this If it were required at this time. It Is n surprising levela tlon of the reserves of cash In that coun try and as well a striking Indication of the confidence of Japanese financiers in the ability of the government to carry Its war policy to a successful conclu sion. As a matter of fact, Japan has not suffered industrially and commercially from the war to any material extent if at all. Her agricultural interests fcave been maintained and her other indus tries are perhaps as active now as be fore the war. Thus the country, in spite of the drain and waste of war, has continued to have a good measure cf prosperity. There is , no longer nny doubt of the ability of that country to continue hostilities indefinitely, for not only has she abundant domestic re sources, but she can readily obtain for eign capital, which has ceased to be dis trustful respecting Japanese loans. nounced and not the lobbyists who are trying to make a little money on the aide, most of which would bave to be handed over to the members If they did make any. Nebraska, Independent (Pop.) Any one reading this item would imagine that the only way to abolish the lobby is to re-establish the fuslon I Ists In control of both houses of the ! legislature. Every one who remembers fusion legislatures in Nebraska, how ever, knows that the lobby was more pestiferous. If anything, in the wake of ihe fusion lawmakers when they were at their senith at Lincoln than it is today on the outskirts of the republican legislature. There Is no partisanship in the lobby except to be with those who are for the time in control. The same lobbyists with few changes dance attendance upon the legislature year in and year out without reference to political com plexion. It is a notorious fact that those who speak for Interests which usually operate through a lobby declare that, according to their experience, the only difference between republican and fusion legislatures In this state has been that the fusion legislatures have been easier and cheaper to handle. TARIFF MODIFICATION. The question of tariff modifications will come before the next congress and In the meantime the finance committee of the senate will make an investigation of customs, internal revenue, etc., a res olution directing this hanng passed the senate. This Is the first move toward an investigation of the tariff schedules and the finance committee is given full authority to make a complete investiga tion us to the necessity of certain tariff modifications, to give hearings and to take testimony. A member of that com mittee is quoted as saying that the reso lution was assuredly the first gun in the coming readjustment of the tariff sched ules and was in accordance with the promise made to tbe president that the senate leaders would be ready to co operate with him in making all neces sary changes in the tariff law. Early in January the president called Into conference republican members of the senate finance committee and the house committee on ways and means and stated his views in regard to tariff modification. It was urged upon him that nothing could be done at the short session, but he was assured of co-operation if the matter were postponed until fall. This the president finally con sented to do and the present understand ing is that a special session of the Fifty-ninth congress will be called in October to consider tariff readjustment and railway rate legislation. It appears to be highly probable that the next con-V gress will make some modification of tariff schedules. The president is in favor of this and there Is reason to be lieve that a considerable number of re publicans in both branches of congress will be found to concur with him. It is safe to say, however, that there will be no very radical changes made In any of the schedules and that the principle of protection will be preserved. Tbe country Is not now prepared for a de parture from that principle, which in the last national election was over whelmingly approved by the people, nor will it be for many years to come. But there are many friends of protection who think tnat a modification of some of the schedules of the Dlngley law is expedient and desirable and these will undoubtedly exert an Influence upon the next congress. What . the great indus trial Interests of the country can feel sure of is that nothing will bo done which can result to their injury, or which can operate to. check the develop ment of American industries or lower the standard of living of American la bor. A republican congress and presi dent can be depended upon to make no revision of the tariff which might prove disastrous to the industries and the la bor employed in them. As Mr. Roose velt has said, no matter what else is sought for by changes of the tariff, "tho American workman must be protected In his standard of wages that is. In his standard of living and he must be se cured the fullest opportnnlty of employ ment" This is the sound American pol icy which hns always been observed by the' republican party "and will continue to be. The Investigation which the sen ate finance committee will make will be valuable in showing the existing senti ment in regard to tariff modification, though it Is reasonable to assume that this has not materially changed blnce the last presidential election. WATSON'S COMPLIMENTS TO BUT AN The most interesting part of Tom Watson's magazine, whose first number has Just come from the press, is the bouquet which he throws at Colonel Bryan, reflecting the happy relations which exist between the head and the tall of the popocratlc national ticket of 1800. Mr. Watson digs out of one of Mr. Bryan's papers the following com ment referring to himself: The small vote which he received a vote much smaller than populists, democrats and even republicans expected him to re ceive shows either that there are few who agree with him as to the course of action to be pursued, or that they did not have confidence In his leadership. It Is not only more charitable, but more In accordance with the facts to assume that the reform ers had personal confidence In Mr. Wat son but did not agree with him as to the best method of securing the remedial legis lation. Mr. Watson in answer recalls the fact that Mir. Bryan was llkewise.in the year 1904 a candidate for United States sen ator from Nebraska and that he got no votes to speak of, capturing only nine of the 133 members of the legislature and, applying the same logic, declares that "the small vote he received shows that there are few who agree with him ns to the course of action to be pursued, or that they did not have confidence in his leadership." He adds further: Mr. Bryan says that reforms are not to bo secured all at once. Quite right; and they will never be secured at all by leaders who change front as often as Mr. Bryan has done within the last twelve months. Neither will they be secured by a political party which preaches a certain creed for eight years and then throws It aside like a worn-out garment. Nor will reforms ever be secured by a party which contains so many different sorts of democrats that nobody knows which Is the genuine vari ety. It is Colonel Bryan's turn next. ousy as between one and the other over competitive business. As to the proposed abolition of off year elections by statutory enactment extending the terms of offices expiring with the odd years, there is no question but that it could be accomplished only in palpable violation of the constitution. The constitution, however, has no pen alty clause attached and its violation dally with Impunity is what affords ground for the belief that a few viola tions more or less will not count Home Mad Dseoratloa. Washington Post The senate has refused to allow Secretary Hay to be decorated with the French cross, preferring to decorate him with the senate double cross. "Easy Money." New York Tribune. Panama Is celebrUng Its first year of peace and prosperity under the new re public. May its example of restfulnesa and good order spread! Shinny as a Fad. ' Minneapolis Journal. The fine old game of shinny used to be played without expense, but golf players estimate that 150,000,000 was spent on that game in America and Great Britain iaat year. . Quadrennial Activity. Detroit Free Press. If it wasn't for the fact that there Is an Inauguration every four years a con- slderable portion of the people of Washing ton would be obliged to go to worn lor a living. The annual social gathering of the Real Estate exchange serves to em phasize anew the important service that organization is rendering toward the up building of a greater and better Omaha proportionate to its membership. The Real Estate exchange has, at least in recent years, exercised a greater Influ ence and stamped its imprint on more public undertakings than any one of tbe other local organizations along spe cial lines of business. The real estate dealer feels the ups and downs of tho city's successive waves of prosperity more quickly and more keenly than most of the members of the community. He recognizes, as a rule, the intimate connection between the general pros perity of the city and the prosperity of the private property owner and Is forced to take a broader view of new enter prises and public improvement projects than the ordinary citizen. While the Real Estate exchange has a record in which it can Justly take pride, there is still much work ahead for Omaha and the exchange will be expected to coni tribute its full share and then some. NO PARTISANSHIP IS THE LOBBY. It the members of the legislature were known to be honest and Incorruptible men, there would be no lobbyists. It la thla solid republican senate and almost olid republican house that should be de- If Nebraska is to have an exhibition at the Portland exposition it should by all means expand its moving' picture show to Include views of the continuous performance of the redoubtable "Jim" Dahlinan swinging bis lasso while rid ing at full speed on his untamed broncho up and down In front of the White House as part of the procession in cele bration of the Roosevelt inaugural. The capers "Jim" would cut if he could par ticipate in the Inauguration of a demo cratic president would break the camera. The principal argument against direct primaries in the legislature seems to be that the members of the present body were nominated on tbe old convention system and think that what was good enough for them is good enough for those who are to come after them. If this theory prevailed, we would still 1ms conducting our elections as of old, with colored slips of paper deposited in full view in the ballot box so that the watch ers might make no mistake as to which candidate the voter was favoring. The two-shift firemen's bill is to be made conditional upon ratification by the citizens of Omaha voting on the proposition at an election. It would not require any new legislation to change tbe hours of service in the fire depart ment as the Board of Fire and Police Commissioners is now fully empowered to make all necessary rules and regula tions, but the firemen evidently do not believe they bave a strong enough case to convince the board. The report on the Beef trust makes a showing of the average profits of the packers on each animal slaughtered. With the statistics of the live stock ron n'y( through each packing house avail able, it should be eusy for each concern to compute the profits that have been reaped by Its competitor. The commu nity of interest in the live stock indus try, however, ought to prevent auy Jeal- Cnnnlnc Overdone. Philadelphia Press. "In a great business," wrote Junius, "there Is nothing so fatal as cunning management." The huge corporations con trolled by capable and far seeing men are beginning to understand the folly of under hand dealing with the public whom they are created to serve,, but they were a long time finding It out. Impressive Engineering; Work. Springfield Republican. . Quite as impressive as the opening of the Slmplon tunnel under the Alps, In showing the great advance In this form of engineering, is the announcement of Presi dent Cassatt of the Pennsylvania railroad that the vast work of boring under the North and East rivers and Manhattan island, and constructing the underground station in New York City, will probably have been completed within about three years. PERSONAL NOTES. Conductor Fred L. Hayward has made two trips dally from Boston to Springfield for twenty-one years on the same train that he was assigned to as brakeman when he began railroading. H. C. Mbore of Sioux City, la., has In vented a unique airship, which he is said to be able to keep in excellent control. It Is proposed to have the car for freight and passengers suspended beneath this mo tor car. One grows almost. tired of seeing Japan setting other nationalities a good example. The latest case is the story in the March World's Work, telling how the Japanese miners in a Colorado iron mine Insisted upon having a dally bath. Joseph W. J. Lee of Maryland, who has Just been appointed to be consul general at Panama, is only 32 years of age. He has traveled extensively throughout the three Americas and has had many interest ing and exciting 'experiences. The oldest criminal ever sentenced to prison in & Philadelphia court Is F. Gus tavo Miller, aged $6, who haa Just been convicted on three bills of indictment for receiving stolen goods and sentence was Imposed by Judge Craig Blddle, himself an octogenarian. Some easy going citizens of Hume, Mo., have organised a "don't worry" club. The certificate of membership bears the follow ing pledge. "I hereby promise that, to the best of my ability, I will not worry, knock, fret, roar or chew the rag, but will endeavor to remain sweet and contented for a whole year." The story is revived that Chief Justice Fuller will give up his place on the United States supreme bench soon after the inaug uration. He reached the age of voluntary retirement, 70, some time ago. Secretary Taft has been supposed to be slated for this high office, but he Is said to be very much Interested in . his work in the War department, and especially in bringing about free trade with the Philippines. He is also regarded by many republicans as the most available man to nominate for the presidency in 1908. DOWN GRADES TO THE Gl'LF. Eastern Grain interests Ruefully View the Inevitable. Baltimore American. A Philadelphia grain Bhlpper takes a rather discouraging view of the future prospects of the Atlantic ports in compe tition with the gulf ports In the grain traffic. He calls attention to the fact that from Chicago to the Qulf of Mexico It is not simply a level haul, but less than a level haul, as there la a slightly down grade all the way. As against this natural advantage of the gulf roads, he points to the fact that every loaded train from the center, bound to the Atlantic coast, begins at the start an upgrade pull, which never ceases until the ridge of the Alleghenies is crossed. It is cheaper, he says, to deliver grain in New Orleans or Galveston, and, therefore, he thinks, the great bulk of the export grain will go that way. It is best for eastern grain Interests to see a fact squarely as it Is, however un pleasant it may. be, as it cannot be dodged simply by Ignoring it. But It is just pos sible that the Philadelphia grain merch ants' spirits are a little depressed from the weather conditions. There is, of course, no ignoring of the economies of a down hill pull. But when the down-hill pull is practically away from and not in the direc tion of the final points of delivery, which are the northern European markets, this phase of the matter must also have a bearing upon the question of economies in the transfer of grain from the producer to the consumer. It is considerably shorter from Chicago to Baltimore or Philadelphia than from Chicago to New Orleans or Gal veeton, and, therefore, in the grain trade of the lakes, which will always be Immense, this leBaer distance must also be reckoned upon as a counterbalancing factor favor ing Atlantic ports against the down-grade to the gulf. Kansas City, Omaha and St. Louis are all collective points for western grain, and they are all nearer to the gulf ports than to the eastern ports. Naturally the larger percentage of grain from these points will be floated down the Missouri and Missis sippi rivers. But from the great grain state of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota and the Dakota, the Atlantic ports should always, when all things are balanced, be the most economic receiving points. The lakes, those vast Internal seas, have more than l.ouo miles of coast line, bordering the richest wheat area on the North American continent. It Is not to be imagined that the railroads having Atlantlo terminals will peacefully lie down and allow lake tramo to go to the gulf. BTATT5 PRESS OPHIO. Aurora Republican: To the railroads Cut out the passes and give us a 2-cent fare. It will prove better nil around. Columbus Telegram: There Is not a ray of hope for railroad? regulation in the sen ate. That body is the abject creature of the great monled corporations. It is not representative of the honest sentiment of the American people. Grand Island Ipdependent: Two saloon keepers of Homer have been convicted of bootlegging among the Winnebago Indians, and the outcome Is a complete victory for the contentions of Father Schell, who was instrumental in bringing about the In dlctmenta Butler County Press: Six new elevators are to go up In Omaha thls year. The Caldwell bill to regulate freight rates now pending in the legislature ought to pass. Heretofore we had no grain market, and was compelled to go to Chicago. Then we were helpless. Now It Is different. Omaha is a terminal point for grain as well as corn and hogs. Norfolk News: The World-Herald seems to have failed in its attempt to make a big thing out of the acceptance of money with which to erect a chapel on the unl verslty grounds. Nebraska Is evidently con vinced that it Is no more bound to sup port the Oil trust because of this gift than that the towns and cities receiving Car' negle libraries are compelled to sneeze every time the Steel trust takes snuff. Arcadia Champion: We believe that It would be a good investment for the state to manufacture binding twine at the state penitentiary even though the plant Itself is conducted at an actual loes. It will create a competition that must result in twine selling at a much lower figure. The saving in the price of twine would many times make good any loes in the mainte nance of a state factory. From what we are able to learn, the proposed bill to establish such an Industry has a strong probability of becoming a law, and we shall give the legislature a long credit mark in case it does. Columbus Telegram: Why should the .telegram, or any democratic newspaper, nesuate to endorse the democratic declare tlons of a republican president? President Koosevolt is trying to carry out the demo cratic program, trying to secure legislation which democrats believe is for the best In tereets of the country. It is true that he is losing the support of many republicans because of his democratlo leanings. It is true that many democrats are in sympathy with his work, and the Telegram is one of them. It Is the duty of all democrats to stand by the president when he advocates the comfortable democratic doctrine, and mat is just what he Is doing in reference to railroad regulation. It is the privilege and the pleasure of the Telegram to stand up for Roosevelt whenever he acts like a democrat, and he la doing considerable of mat kind) of acting Just now. Grand Island Independent The Bee makes the very pertinent suggestion that, with all the anti-railroad bills before it, tne legislature may be so divided on rail. way legislation that nothing of material value to the state will come . out of It. Among the important bills may be men tioned the Harrington bill, reducing freights from 16 to 20 per cent, the commodity rate Din, the simplest of all, making a reduc tion of 10 per cent on the main products of this state from the present schedules, the Harmon anti-pass and passenger rate reduction bill, the Berge bill of like Im port and the Jones bill. The commodity rate bill appeals to many as the most fair, the least likely to run against "constitu tionality" snags and the most likely to bring substantial relief to this state from high rates. An anti-pass bill should cer tainly also be enacted, but It may be the better part of wisdom to couple with it no rate fixing clause, increasing its lia bility of failure when attacked in the courts. Benkleman Chronicle: We have had three persons order the Chronicle stopped because the editor thereof had publicly an nounced his belief in republican policies as practiced and advocated by Roosevelt These same people have been advocating rerorms along these same lines for years, but by their actions one is led to believe they do not want that which they do fol low after unless it be handed them on a "populist" platform. Then again wo are satisfied that we can name Instances where at least one of thla trio has voted pnrt Of the republican ticket. The fault, It fault It be, seems to be like the Spartan youth, no crime unless you are caught. We heard Bryan once say that some of his friends suggested that the republicans were steal ing the democrats' thunder. Well, Bryan replied, "I am willing that they should, and if It would be any inducement, will leave the said thunder out on the back porch that they may find it." We recog nized the thunder and concluded to follow it as long as It was properly cared for. Columbus Journal: The railroad lobby at Lincoln who are fighting against any and all railroad legislation on the theory that "the farmers are so prosperous that they are demanding no changes," will be rudely awakened from that delusive dream, If not by the present legislature, by some other legislature not very distant in the future. Railroads form one of the most important parts of our Industrial system. They should have a voice In legislation proportionate to their Importance. But the public's Interest In transportation is greater than the railroad's interest. And the pub lic in Nebraska feel that local freight rates in Nebraska are too high and that there should be a reasonable reduction. And the railroads had better submit to a reasonable reduction at the hands of reasonable men who want to be fair than to be forced to stand an unreasonable re duction at the hands of a body of men aroused to unfy mess by continued abuses. The Journal wishes to go on record em phatically In urging Platte county repre sentatives to use1 their utmost influenra for the passage' of Just one reasonable freight rate bill. MEDALS FOR RAILROAD HEROES. Purpose of a Law Recently Approved by Hie -resident. New York Sun. The heroes of the railways are to be neg lected no longer. Mr. Roosevelt has ap proved the bill under which the president Is authorized to bestow medals on any per sons who by extreme daring endanger their own lives In saving or endeavoring to save lives on any railway In the country, pro vided the railway Is engaged In Interstate commerce. Heroes who display their brav ery on roads lying wholly within a state are barred from the benefits of the law, but as such roads are not numerous these suf ferers will be comparatively few in number. The medals are to be of bronze, and with each will go a knot of ribbon to be worn Instead of It, and a ribbon to be worn with rt. For years the government has rewarded deep sea and 'longshore life savers with medals for bravery. The railway heroes are not less numerous than their brethren of the water, and they are entitled to rec ognition. The title of the law la "To pro mote security of travel upon railroads en gaged In interstate commerce and to en courage the saving of life." How many brave men will be made braver by the thought that they may get a medal for their exertions T None Like the Old Times. Philadelphia Ledger. Notwithstanding the report of the weather bureau that the snowfall of the past winter has been the heaviest In thirty-four years, nobody will believe that there are any such snows now as in the glorious years el childhood. BITS OF WASHHOTOX LIFE. Minor Scenes and Incidents Sketched oa the Spot. ' The railing of a railway mall clork is very properly classed as extra hazard ous. In the twelve mrnths of the last fiscal year 87S trains carrying malls suf fered accidents and 21 postal employes were killed, W seriously Injured and 843 slightly Injured. "Next to the engineer snd fireman," says a correspondent of the New York Evening Post, 'Yollway mail clerks, because of the position of the car near the front of the train, and usually Immediately behind the engine, are in greater danger In case of collision, or an ordinary accident thun any other persons on the train. "The Poetofflce department has given much tury to- car construction. Master builders have been freely consulted as a preliminary step looking to the revision and plans and specification of postal cars to meet the modern need for higher rates of speed and to safeguard against casual ties when accidents occur. The department experts believe that they now have a car which is second to none in fulfilling Its purposes. , A standing order in the railway mail service makes It Incumbent upon a clerk when he sees anything about ins car which renders It unsafe to report at "Tho proposal to have all-steel car con struction has been considered in the de partment, but after examination it was decided that a wood and steel construction is better. One railroad company, however, has asked permission to build an all-steel car to which the department has assented. When put into service this car will be carefuly compared with those now In use. The record of casualties In the railway man service has shown a steady increase. with two or three exceptional years, since isu, when there were twenty-seven accl dtnts resulting in the deaths of two clerks. the seriously Injuring of ten and the slight wounding of four. The record year for accidents was 1901, when 8:5 trains car rying postal cars Buffered more or less serious mishaps, though only seven clerks were killed, sixty-three badly hurt and 229 slightly injured. The record of deaths was higher in 1903 and 1904 than in any pre vious years. "It has been possible through legislation for the lust three years to pay $l,0i to the next of kin of every clerk killed while on duty, or dying within a year, from causes directly traceable to Injuries so Incurred. A substitute killed in the line of duty Is put on the same footing as a regular clerk. 'Few government employes have more tedious and nerve-racking work than rail way mall service clerks. They are required to learn the names of thousands of towns along their routes, which they must know without the slightest hesitation, so that any piece of mall may reach its ultimate destination safely and swiftly. Of a total of 17,132,840,230 pieces of mail matter, ex clusive of registered letters and packages, hundled by the railway clerks last year, there were only 1,531,555 errors In distri bution charged against them. There were 1,145,541 errors in distribution checked against postofllces, where the clerks have better facilities, and nearly always more time In which to do their work." Irvine Grubb was spokesman for a dele gation of Colorado cltlzons who visited Washington for the purpose of urging that the national government aid certain Irri gation and other projects of special Inter est to agriculturists of the Centennial state. Congressman Wadsworth is chair man of the committee to which the appeal was made. "Is Colorado so poor," he asked, "that it needs aid of this kind?" Mr. Grubb was staggered for a moment. but he gathered himself together and burst forth In this fashion: "Sir, we had two years of 'Bloody Bridles' Wolte, then we had two years of populism; then about four years of fusion; after that came Peabody lsm, and now we have Adams. Gentlemen, I am amazed that you should ask me a question like-that." The appropriation was made by tho committee, and the Colorado men say that Grubb's speech won the committee. Speaker Cannos's all but Indecipherable handwriting got Congressman Cushman into a mess a few days ago. The Washing ton representative got a note from the speaker, but was unable to make out more than two or three words. Then he showed it to several friends, and between them they read It all but the last three words. In despair he called on Mr. Cannon, and told of him of the difficulty. Said the speaker: You showed this letter to several people, you say? on, yes; Mr. epeaKer; i iriea every way to read It before troubling you about the matter. None of us could make out the last three words, though." "Why," said Mr. Cannon, "the last three words were 'personal and confidential,' you chump." "When the country was hovering on the hrink of war ' with Spain," relates the Washington Post, "a western senator, hlm- ir honlnir that hostilities might be averted, had a very intelligent constituent. From him the senator received a letter some days before congress cast the die. mm, hrflthed hostility in its every line. ni evidently fretting under delay and demanded that Uncle Sam drive Spain off the western hemisphere rortnwltn. iTesi dent McKlnley was then Beekln some peaceful outcome. The man out west had natlence with the president or tnose senators who, too, were striving for peace. The bellicose clamor ot this constituent touched the senator's sense of humor. Mv iroorl friend. I am glad to hear that you have such a patriotic spirit," said the western senator. In effect, when he wrote his reply. We are about to commission a new warship, which will engugo in the glorious conflict now Impending. I have two positions for landsmen to fill on that ship, and have taken special pleasure In recommending you for one of them. Know ing your positive sentiments regarding war, I feel sure you will be glnd to accept and lay down your life, If need be, for the good t.ld flag and your country. Wire me at onc your acceptance." "Several days the senator waited for a reply from the west, and, ss none cams, he sent hH Intelligent constituent a 200 word telegram, exhorting the man earn estly to come forward In his country's cause. This finally brought a faltering epistle full of excuses. The constituent's patriotism, as far as Immediate service for the flag was concerned, had oozed through his fingers. He was so overwhelmed with pressing buslneM that It was absolutely Impossible for him to go to the front. "The war went on without him." The senate has Its trials when a good reading clerk decides to quit his Job, So faxtldlous have senators become that no ordinary reader will do. Efforts to brealt In three or four different novices of late have resulted In disapproval and disaster. Steps are being taken to retain Chief Clerk Henry M. Rose, who resigned not long ago to become Internal revenue collector la the Grand Rapids district. As Mr. Ross refused to withdraw his resignation, for tho reason that It would affect promotions made because of It, senators of both par ties are proposing that the office of assist ant secretary of the senate be created for him. Mr. Rose Is one of the best readers the senate ever had and there Is no ln cllnation to allow him to leave If it reasonably be avoided. THE LIRE TO CANADA. Effect of Systematic Advertising; ef Dominion Resoarcea. New York Commercial. Our thinly settled, population-seeking western states might take a hint advan tageously from Canada In the matter of Inviting In. nlgratlon. The dominion, with Its thousands of seres of arable lands, has found tho United States a good field to draw from and Is annually spending many thousands of dollars to lure trom their home a deslrahle class of settlers. That the plan Is mutually successful Is the con clusion drawn from the statistics, which show thnt the number of immigrants from the United States to Canada is nearly. If not quite, 50,000 annually. Whon It Is understood that the majority of these are In all probability of the steady going, thrifty. Industrial class that develr ops a country and creates its wealth. It can easily be seen where our loss becomes Canada's gain. These Immigrants would serve nobly to rescue portions of our own vast northwest from Its sublime solitude and to develop Its undisturbed resources. Canada haft been engaged In thla enter prise only a few years, but It Is now an nually Increasing Its money expenditure on what the government deems a profitable venture. Over $500,000 appropriated In ths Interest of Immigration was distributed here in the United States snd abroad last year. Each immigrant going from the United States cost Canada 14.73. Hundreds of thousands of acres remain open to set tlement there. PUT IP FOR FIN. Rinks I never could remember ths flag signals of the weather bureau. Now, what's the color of the flag that means wind? , Spinka Blew, 1 guess. tieveuma jeaaer. TanrW-Tmnniv. von remember best expands and cold contracts. Can you glvs nie a riimmar example f Tnmmv Tucker P:iW says It works lust the other way with his coal bills, ma'am. Chicago Tribune. 'How can I convince Miss Ourley that I'm not altogether a fool?" 'Propose to her., Bne may not accept vrt lmr it ia muck no io-r voi r rooa sense ever after." Philadelphia Pressv Mag Wot Is "platonlo affection'" Lis? Is It love? Liz-Well, no; it ain't trim IdVeC Ders ain't no quarreling In It, ner no fighting, ner worrying, ner hocking, ner drinking, ner getting arrested fer nonsupport, ner nuthln' wot's really passionate! Puck. Esmeralda So Imogens decided to marry the young naval officer Instead of the young armv captain, did she? Gwendolen Yes; she decided that his uniform was ever so much more becoming than the captain's. Chicago Tribune. Miss Matewer I take excellent cars of myself, and I haven't had the first sign of cold this winter. MIps Tartun Indeed, you haven't. It's wonderful how the application of a Mttls powder conceals the redness of one's nose, in't it? Philadelphia Press, "Funny how lacking in presence of mind some people are." "Why do you say thnt?" "I was Just wondering why they didn't give that big fire at Hot Stirings one of those awful mud baths." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The great contralto seijt Tier private sec retary to the bank to deposit another cheek for B,000. "Ah, yes." she mused, toying with the diamonds on her shapely fingers, "a low, soft voice Is an excellent thing In a woman!" Chicago Tribune. THE ROAD TO SUCCESS. Chicago Chronicle. "The world is overfull today," Said the dlsouraged man; I'm sure I can't see any way My destiny to plan: The pictures are all painted now, The songs have all been sung, There's not a mission left, I vow. For hand or brain or tongue." Til make a mighty bid for fame! Suld the persistent man: "I'll paint a picture and my name Shall future ages scan. And while I work I'll sing a sons; Of rollicking good cheer , To help the lagging ones along And keep my soul from fear." His picture hung r.n castle walla, Fame knew him for her son: His song was sung In stately halls 'Twns earnest labor won. And If you want to move the world. Make no abject appeal. But with your strength against It hurled. 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