THE OMAHA DAILY REE: THURSDAY. MARCIT 2. 1903. The Omaha Daily Bee E. ROBE WATER, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVEKT MORNING. I TERMS OF fiCBSCRIPTION. Dallv T) (without Sunday), one vear..M00 I)!lv Hee and Sunday, one year H.nfl Illustrated Bee. on year Sundav B, one year Saturday Hoe, one year J 5" Twentieth Centnrv Farmer, one year.... l.UU DELIVERED BT CARRIER. DaJIv Ftp f.?1thniit Miinriavl. tier copy.. !e lbtlly Bee (without giinilav). per week ir. jmny wee unciuaing nunaayj, per rr..nt Hundav Bee, per copy 6'" Kvenlng Bee (without Sunday), per week Tc Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week Complaints of Irregularities In delivery should le addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICE8: Omaha The Ree Building. South Omaha Cltv Hall building. Twenty fifth and M streets'. Council BlufTi-10 Pearl street. Chicago 1M1 I'nlty building. New York L'.l: Park Row building. Washington 001 fourteenth street. 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T.3B0 4 28.210 20 2T.B30 ST.B70 B 80.0SO 27.0NO B 80,6.10 7 80,420 a 32,100 1 80,140 14 29,870 1 27,780 21 27,810 10 27.820 It 28,180 II .27,800 17 1. .28.070 12 .....27.0NW a aojMo IS 27,840 SO.VOO 14 30,000 M 27,870 1 .....30,600 (1 27,600 10. 81, WO' Total ....80S.SOO Leia uuaold copies 0318 Net total aalea 882.772 Daily average 8,470 GEO. B. TZSCHVCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this Hint day of January, IS. (Seal.) , AL B. Hl'NOATB. Notary Public. It wan but natural that StoesHel's re ception at 8t Petersburg should be thllly since all of the officials bnre the ague. The bill to suppress slot machines ought to give the Civic' Federation an other chance to make a new spread of reform. ,. If that rebellion In Arabia grows any larger the sultan may regret that he did not order ships of the desert In place of gunboats. ; At all events the official records show that the state architect never failed to draw his salary, whether he was draw lug plans or not. Governor Mickey will attend the Inauguration exercises at Washington by proxy. This Is hard on the staff of gold-laced colonels.' The failure of the western lines to settle the grain rate war would Indicate that considerable grain still in the hands of the shippers. The professional base ball season opens In Omaha May 8. That Is late enough to bring the base ball fever well Into its early stages. If the lawmaker who proposes by statute to make street car transfers hold good for two hours wants a street car pasl, why doesn't he say so? When the United States has ascer tained the real extent of the flora and fauna of the Philippines the "captains of Industry'' will bave an inning. Now' that former Senator Pettlgrew has endorsed the policies of President Roosevelt, Senator Morgan should come upon the reservation and make It unani mous. . r : ' By a vote of 21 to 42 the associated chambers of commerce of Great Britain has voted In favor of fiscal reform. The American idea seems to bo taking root abroad. Now . that the Russian revolutionists find time to operate prlntlug presses In fit. Petersburg the reason for banishing Maxim Gorky from the capital Is more apparent. The superintendent "of New York schools says It is the duty of the state and not of tha city to educate the chil dren, tout be will probably permit the city to foot the bills. Governor Peabody set a precedent which has beeu adopted by Russia, for In no other place except Colorado and Poland has a "modi fled form of martial law" been Introduced. Now that the Mad Mullah has gone on the warpath Great Britain will have an opportunity to show what might have happened If the Dogger Bunk Incident had not ended as it did. Members of the legislature are respect fully reminded that according to the last report .of the state auditor, Nebraska bus a floating debt of $2,2SO,000, not withstanding the fact that the constitu tion limits the Indebtedness to f 100,000. When In doubt on appropriations, vote tlioiii down. With the inauguration or the new par cels post agreeiueut with Great Britain four pounds six ounces of mail can be seut from any point In the United States to Great Britain for 4! cents. To send four pounds betweeu any two points in this country tjh1s 04 cents but some day It may be 1 liferent. Wisconsin Is considering a law mak ing It a misdemeanor to offer a comiuis eion or anything of value to the employe of a firm or corporation to Influence the business of the employer. Members of "reception committees" of Milwaukee .lobbing houses may have to puck their grips and take to the road THE FI0HT1SH I.V MAyCHVRtA The world awaits with Intense Interest the nsult of the general engagement In progress In Northern Manchuria, where armies estimated to number be tween 4oo,m and JVXMJOO each are con fronting each other for a distance of nearly or (uite one hundred miles. While no confident conclusion can Ik formed from the reports, these show that In the luitin the advantage since the general fighting Ix'gan lias been with the Japa nese and that as In all previous engage ments the commanders of the Invading armies have shown superior strategy and skill. There have, of course, been reverses on both .sides, but iu these the Russians have been the greater losers, and what they have Jost In position they probably will be unable to regain. Much of the fighting Is being done in a mountainous country and in this sort of warfare the Japanese have demonstrated that they are distinctly superior to their enemy. They also have an advantage In the amount and service of their artillery, the artillerists of the army of Japan being unexcelled by those -of any country. This general engagement, for which the most conlplete preparations had been made by both armies, will undoubtedly be one of the - most destructive ever fought, and the result may prove de cisive of the war. There in said to be a feeling on the Kuropenn bourses that an overwhelming victory on either side would lead to overtures from the de feated for peace. It Is true that the czar has said that the war must go on, but If the armies under Konropatkin should be driven from their present strongholds and so badly whipped as to become de moralized there would be a home pres- sure upon the Russian government for ending the war which It would perhaps find Irresistible. A like disaster to the armies of Japan would, for obvious rea sons, be less serious for that country than an overwhelming defeat of the Rus sian forces. Japan Is In undisputed con trol of southern Manchuria and having also control of the sea It Is hardly pos sible that what she has gained enn be wrested from her. She can reinforce her armies much more readily than can her antagonist. Still It Is not Improbable that a disastrous defeat In the present engagement would make Japan willing to consider proposals for peace. Hostilities In the far east have been going on a little less than thirteen months and the estimated cost to the belligerents Is a billion dollars and at least, a quarter of a million men killed and wounded. The larger part of this cost, both as to money and men, has fallen upon Russia. The Japanese have attained their every aim. with the excep tion of the capture of Mukden, which Is the objective point of the present gen eral engagement. They have taken Port Arthur, one of the most strongly fortified places In the world. They have de stroyed Russia's naval power In the east. They control all southern Manchuria. At no time have the armies of Japan suffered a serious reverse, in no vital engagement have her commanders shown themselves Incompetent or her soldiers wanting In courage. Tn view of nil this there Is a natural expectation. ;n well as a widespread hope, that victory will be hers In the ' great battle now being fought. ascertaining public sentiment on the question would be through a general election. Such a course, however, the ministry is not likely to favor, because other matters would be determined by It, possibly not to the advantage of the government. It Is the understanding that tire advocates of fiscal reform would be glad to have the question submitted to a general election, professing confi dence that a majority would be found favorable to It There Is reason to doubt this, since the agricultural producers generally and large bodies of working men have expressed themselves against any change, or at any rate any such change as Chamberlain proposes. Should British Industrial and commercial af fairs materially Improve under existing conditions, which It Is quite possible they will, there would be an end for a time to the agitation for fiscal reform. Mean while the action of a majority of the rep resentative commercial bodies may strengthen support for the proposed reform. CLOSER TRADE SOUGHT. There Is an organization In Berlin whose object Is to promote closer com mercial relations between Germany and the United States. At a recent meeting it was decided to couvoke a congress with Instructions to consider the various phases of future commercial and indus trial relations between this country and Germany. A Berlin dispatch says that the action taken at the meeting is con sidered of the greatest Importance and that owing to the confidence which most of those present enjoy at court it Is pre dicted In parliamentary circles that a thorough campaign looking toward closer commercial relations between the two countries will be Inaugurated In the near future. Undoubtedly a movement of this kind would be cordially welcomed by Ameri can merchants and manufacturers. The United States at present has a large and profitable trade with Germany, the bal ance being considerably In favor of this country. There bas been for several yeara a strong feeling among some Ger man Industrial and commercial interests against American competition, but this has had no serious practical result. Iu spite of It our general trade with that country has kept up and Increased. It cannot be confidently assumed, however, that this will continue unless something be done to secure closer trade relations. This may not be an altogether easy mat ter. There are some obvious difficulties in the way, but these are not necessarily insuperable. At all events an earnest effort should be made In both countries to bring about closer commercial rela tions and we are quite confident that German initiative to this end will be re ceived here In an entirely friendly spirit. THE ilSCAL RBfuRM. The declaration of a majority of the chambers of commerce of the United ,' Kingdom In fuvor of changes in the final system and recommending that an I nperlal conference be called to discuss 'he question, show that the comniercial oodles of the country generally are In sympathy with the policy advocated by Mr. Chamlierlain, or at any rate a part of it. There bus recently been an abate ment of the naval reform agitation in the United Kingdom, but it appeurs that the commercial organisations, which repre sent the Interests upon which Mr. Chaiu berluiii mainly relies fur the support of his plan, have not been neglecting the question and their consideration of it hus led the in to conclude that changes In the fiscal system are essential to provldo against unfair competition. -The compe tition referred to comes chiefly from Ger many and the United States. The recommendation of an Imperial conference nisy be adopted by the gov eminent, but a more direct method of THE JVKtT CHARTER BILL- The explanations of the new charter bill, Just Introduced In the house at Lin coln, made by Representatives Lee and Andersen, both of the cities and towns committee, through which the bill will first bare to pass, call attention to the essential features of the measure. Both of them emphasize the fact that while as a whole the bill has been endorsed by the entire Douglas delegation. It em bodies In many of its sections compro mises which do not completely satisfy each member of the' delegation and omits some features which various mem bers would bave liked to bave In. The salient changes proposed by the new charter bill sift down to a simpli fication of our municipal and local gov ernments. The bill does away with the advisory board, which has been found by experience to be a useless and un necessary appendage, and It abolishes the Board of Public Works, as now con stituted, as the only promising way to put an end to the Interminable dead locks over specifications and contracts for street paving, which have held the work of public improvement In Omaha at a standstill for several years. The duties now exercised by these two boards are to be distributed to the va rious city officers upon whom they 'can be made properly to devolve. On the other side, a great step for ward Is promised toward the merger of city and county governments which for final fruition must await constitutional amendment by the immediate merger of the tax assessing and tax collecting departments. This means the abolition of the city tax commissioner and the city treasurer, and the transfer of these offices to the county assessor and the county treasurer. A separate bill has also been Introduced creating the office of county auditor and the merger of the county and city auditing departments on a similar plan may be brought about at the sa me time. The eventual saving to be effected from these mergers should amount to thousands of dollars yearly both to the city and county, and both the city and county pocket books are replenished out of the iHwketbooks of the same tax payers. What Is equally, If not more to be desired, is the saving of time and confusion to the Individual citizen and taxpayer by having to go through the process of tax assessment and tax col lection only once each year instead of twice as now required. We are al together too apt to overlook this big item. On the details of the proposed charter comment will have to be reserved until the bill Is printed. It doubtless con tains a great many changes from the present law In minor sections that will call for criticism, adverse as well as favorable, to say nothing of possible, omissions resulting from haste that will need correction. TJie state of Nebraska has long since discarded the policy of paying commis sions to professional lobbyists who have undertaken to act as special agents of the state for the collection of money due the state from the United States government. There has never been a time since the admission of Nebraska Into the union that the state was not represented at Washington by at least two senators and one congressman and these representatives were capable, as well as In duty bound, to act as agents of the state in prosecuting any claim that It might have against the national government. That some of these repre sentatives played Into the hands of the professional lobbyists Is a matter of his toric notoriety, but that would not afford an excuse to the legislature for voting $10,000, or any other sum, to anybody who pretends to have a back commis sion due for services as special agent at Washington. City Attorney Wright has been talk ing, again on the question of water works purchase lefore a public audience and enlarging on the good features of the Howell-Dodge water bill. Incidentally he declares that It would be unwise for the city to take the water works under the present appraisement If It cannot acquire the plant for $4,000,000 or less. Neither Mr. Wright nor any other cham pion of the water bill, however, has un dertaken to answer the question why the people of Omaha should lie com pelled to pay salaries and expenses amounting to $1Q,000 a year for a water board that has no water works to man age and may never have anything to do at all except to draw pay If the appraisement I more than $4,000,000 and Mr. Wright's advice be heeded in that event. Father Dowllng hits the nail on the head when he says that the reason most alleged reform movements fall Is be cause the personal Interests of the lead ers are so transparent that they repel popular confidence. Scratch a profes sional reformer and nine times out of ten jrou will find some disappointed partisan who has been separated from a graft, or hopes to connect with one by the reform route. Another federal appointee from Ne braska has resigned. There Is never auy trouble, however., about finding other Nebrasksns willing to sacrifice them selves In the service of Uncle Sam In any remunerative capacity. There will undoubtedly be memories of Initiations of the Knights of Ak Sar Ben by that former Omaha reporter who Is to represent the Associated Press In Venezuela when the next revolution be gins there. jl urn Painfully Consistent. Chicago Record-Herald. The senate has decided that Judge Swayne Is not guilty of wrongfully trav eling on railroad passes. Sometimes the senate Is almost painfully consistent. Innovation In nankin. Boston Transcript. An Iowa man hus submitted plans for a bank building entirely of glass. If such a building will allow depositors to see Just what Is being done with their funds no doubt the Innovation will become popular In some parts of the country. A (Ironing Suspicion. Washington Post. Some of the Impatient persons who are expecting action on the railway rate ques tion are beginning to suxpect that Vt. Osier's suggestion that all men over 0 yean of age ahoiJd be. chloroformed has already been adopted In the senate. At the Forks of Bond. Ban Francisco Chronicle. Senator Patterson's epigram concerning the burning question of rate regulation is likely to endure. lie remarked: "If the railroads do not go out of the government business the government will go Into the railroad business," and he hit the nail squarely on the head. Senatorial IndllTereiwe. Chicago' Record-Herald. It la evident that a majority of the Vnlted States senators cap discover no reason, as long aa the people have not seen fit to elect them by direct voting, to pay much at tention to the wants or Interests of those same people. It is only natural for the creature to be at the service of Its creator. Sentiment Was Different Then. Chicago Chronicle. While there may be some objection to the presence In the inaugural parade of a regiment of colored regulars, It is to be observed that thia same regiment gave a pretty good acount of Itself at Santiago, where nobody but the enemy objected either to the color of its skin or to the weight of Its lead. Spy System of Russia. Vance Thompson In Success. Russia Is pre-eminently the land of spies. Democratic and" socialistic rVajice has raised the pV system to a state function, but in Russia it Is the very soul of tile state. In Moscow, in the streets, agents of the police are stationed every 600 yards; In addition, secret agents watch the houses day and night one being allotted to every four houses; and In every house Is an other spy, the porter. GO where you will, you are never out of the watchful eye of the police. You brush against spies In your hotel, as In the theaters; in a restaur ant, aa in the drawing- room of a friend. It Is ridiculously easy to recognize those you meet hi tfif fashionable resorts. They have evidently been Instructed to disguise themselves as gentlemen, and for one of them the HvcryJ-'of a gentleman Is a frock coat, a silk hat and always by rain or sunlight an umbrella. The famous third police! ARMY RETIRED LIST ABUSES. Soft Bertha Provided for Superannu ated rolltlrlana. Cleveland Plain Dealer. The retired Hat was established for the benefit of old and disabled soldiers. Jt was never Intended' as a haven of refuge for disabled or superannuated or necessi tous politicians. Congress has repeatedly made it such. Last week a bill was agreed to making Senator Uawley of Connecticut, now about to go out of office, a brigadier general on the retired list and bestowing the same bounty upon General P. J. Osterhaus, one of the best and bravest soldiers of the civil war In the western armies. A few yeara ago Representative Boutello of Maine, when disabled by Ill ness and out of politics, waa placed on the retired list of the navy aa a captain. Kach one of these men rendered good service during the war, like hundreds of thousands of others, like these others they left the service at the close of the struggle. Hawley and Boutelle went into Journalism and speedily Into politics be came and remained, in short, professional politicians. Osterhaus went bach, to his former home in Germany, where he re mained thirty years, returning only last summer Just In time to make a dramatic appearance before the republican national convention. Not one of these men had been connected with the army or navy for forty yeara. Osterhaus alone rendered dis tinguished service In the war. Special pension bills for helr benefit could- have been passed without exciting hostile com ment and would have been generous re ward. It Is such abuses as this that are likely sooner or later to lead to a general over hauling of the retired list, a decrease of the retiring allowance, or perhaps to Its abolition. The retired list waa unknown until the close of the civil war, and If it is to be made. a. refuge for broken down politicians should be dune away with altogether. TRIUMPH FOR ARBITRATION, Philadelphia Record: The outcome should serve to show the beneficence of the Insti tution of international commissions of In quiry as a means of clearing up differences and preventing acute complications. Buffalo Express: The British have gained by the arbitration the practical sat isfaction they demanded and have extri cated themselves from a situation which might easily have brought on a coatly war. The most Important result, therefore, is the vindication of the principle of arbitration. ' Baltimore American: In the presence of the brake that have been put upon arbitra tion, la coneutlon with the treaties which were recently modified by our senate, It is pleasing to all friends of arbitration to witness to signal a victory for the principle, so forceful an Il lustration of the fact that the most dell rate Question of international honor can better be aettled by a few wise commis sioners, expert In knowledge of the matter at issue, than by a destructive duel of arms. Philadelphia Press: Arbitration bas had no grenlar triumph than the finding at Paris upon the lesue raised by the firing of the H us Urn fleet under Rojestvensky on the British trawlers in the Nortb sea. Both lands were near war. Nothing but the resolution and the good aenae of the British ministry, wisely led by Mr. Balfour, averted l(. The Issue raised was one pe culiarly calculated to Irritate and inflame. Bitterness rt 111 remains. An extreme deci sion, one way or the oilier, a divided couit or a failure to reach a substantive con clusion would cava beta disastrous, ROUND ABOUT SF.W YORK. Ripples n the arreat of 1.1 fe la (he Metropolis. Former Governor John E. Osborne of Wyoming was in New York a few days ago, preparing to take ship for a winter town of the Mediterranean ports. Just be- fore the gang plank was pulled In he caught the ear of a Tribune reporter and poured Into It a glowing boost for his home state. Thla la the way It looked In print: "Carbon county, In which Rawlins, my home. Is situated," said Mr. Osborne. "Is probably the greatest sheep producing county In the United States. It has 1.000 009 head of sheep, and the annual woolclip that finds a market In Rawlins Is J.ono.ooo pounds. Wyoming Is rich In her mineral products, which are beginning to be le veloped. Carbon county is proving her richness in .copper and, besides the coal In terests, which are Important In several sec tions of the stale, the oil in the country around Camper and Lander Is destined to bring great wealth to those Identified with that Industry as soon as adequate trans portation facilities are provided. The rail road now being extended from Casper to lender will do much for the development of the oil territory. The question of the permanent location of tho state capital is still in abeyance. Of course, Cheyenne has the present advantage of population, though its geographical position Is against It, and the Increase of population in the section of' tho state In which Casper and Lander are situated that will follow th railroad extension may have some Influ ence In the final settlement of the ques tion. Wyoming, with 97,000 square mllea of territory and only L2R.O0O population, af fords an open door of opportunity, and with the coming of population must be come a great commonwealth." A man appeared at a Broadway theater one day last week and Introduced himself to the manager as tho superintendent of a blind Institution. "I want to bring ten blind men to see the show tonight and as they can't se. I think you ought to make some reduction in the seats." The theater manager agreed to let the blind men have seats .near the stags for half pi Ice. and the emissary produced tie, asking to have seats at once. The manager wouldn't part with them, but agreed to give the blind men their seats when they appeared. The visitor returned In an hour saying that he must have the seats at once, but th manager again refused. Then the vis itor bought ten seata at the regular price. The manager took the number of the ten seats and made it his business to watch for the persons who presented them. A few minutes before the performance ten clear sighted men walked Into the theater preceded by the men who had tried to work the new bunco game. The manager looked at the fellow, sfidled up to him and whis pered this word in his ear: "Grafter." There are smooth grafters in the New York legislature who shy at a cash propo sition but grabs that which may be con verted Into cast. The Brooklyn Eagle tells of a member who waa offered tlOO for his vote. lie said he would rather have an annual over the railroad's line for himself "and one" than the money. The lobbyist figured It out that he was getting the vote cheap and sent for the pass, the annual reading "for and one." When the session was over the man with the annual proceeded to reap his harvest. He called on several wholesalers, showed his pass and offered to take their men over the llnea of the road at reduced rates, the money to be paid to him. For a time he rode from one terminal to another, always accompanied by some traveling man who was carried with him on the pass, the traveling man giving the pass holder a sum equal to about three-fourths the regular fare:-' Then one of the wholesale houses offered to pay the Incidental expenses such as hotel, sleeper and dining car, of the pass owner If he would carry samples back and forth between the terminals. This gave the member a clear profit on every "fare" he carried on his pass and before the annual had expired he had seen a heap of country, made a good living and com pelled the railroad company to pay him several times its original offer for the vote he had sold It. When the mounted police were put Into commission In Park Row some months ago' It was thought that the fad would not last. The contrary has proved true. Prom Park Row they spread along lower Broadway, then Into Herald Square, and finally along the Bowery- Now they are everywhere where the traffic Is heavy. There are probably men In the aquad, and the number Is constantly Increasing. Their work Is noticeable, particularly at Union, Madison and Herald squares and around City- Hall park, where It Is not possible to cross the streets without an accident policy. The men on horseback represent the pick of the younger mem bers of the force and they are a fine lot of men. Indeed. Each man takes particu lar pride In keeping his horse In the best shape possible, and on the whole they add a picturesque element to the ever chang ing Interest of the New York streets. Probably no one has been more amazed at the various successes of the subway system than the officers and the experts of the surface railroad line, says a New York letter. Most of them believed that the subway proposition was impracticable both from the engineering and from th commercial point of view. They have had perfect demonstration of the triumphs of the engineers, and there Is no greater ad mirer of the subway trench and Its equip ment than is Mr. Vrecland himself. When this system was opened to the public It was surmised that it might carry for a year or two possibly as many as 200,000 passengers a dav. It has been In opera tion now not quite four months, and th statistics of dally traffic and of Increase of tin flic justify the prediction that the subway will be found carrying before long an average of 1,000.000 passengers a day. From the financial point of view, that la to be a superb achievement, promising aa It doea very large profits for the owners of the Interborough stock, and easily met obligations, including the payment of the Interest upon the city's loan. It is almost impossible to analyse this 1 , pVFRY hu argument It lnfrorofth Gordoa Hal. MrUtrguoiCDt, fuiliijr- .'.I.MflHr.lWHIi Gordon THERE'S two dol lars' change when you buy a Gordon Hat and hand the man a five dollar note. Most peo ple can find use for two dollars. There are hats no better than theGordon Hats for which you may pay I5. But Why? Gordon Hats $3 traffic. From one r"int of view It would seers to be absolutely new traffic. The elevated railroads appear to be carrying aa many a ever, and are certainly aa badly crowded In the busy morning and evening hours at they were before the subway was opened. If there has been any harmful effect upon the street rail ways It Is not apparent to the eye. Therefor it seenis almost as though in Manhattan through the building and oie ratlng of the subway a half million or more new passenger traffic has been se cured. Of course, this Is not true. The diversion from the elevated railroads and surface to the subway must have been very large, and the extent of It may be shown when the detailed reports of the reeelpts of the elevated and surface roads ar made public. The driver of a large coal wagon was endeavoring to back his load up to th curb the other evening. The rear wheels had stuck In the snowbank, through which h tried to back. Try aa hard n. his pole homes would, their straining and tugging waa of no avail. Finally, an Idea dawned on him. Unhitching the lead team, he brought them around to the rear, where It took but a moment to fasten the traces to the Iron supports of the end bourrt. H than started up the team, and it was noi long Derore the coal waa sliding down the chut Into the cellar. PKRSOSAL JIOTF.S. Up In Connecticut a washerwoman, who "came Into" 130,000, complains that she doesn't know what to do with It. ' Neil Bargess Is a bankrupt with 121,000 liabilities and assets of two auits of clothes. It requires ability of some kind to be able to file a schedule like that. A plan for a bank building built entirely of glass Is submitted by an Iowa man. This Is no doubt for the purpose of lotting the depositors se the president when tho Caasle Chadwlcks try their hypnotic wiles. The oldest known survivor of tho Black Hawk Indian war of 1832 Is Alexander T. Sulllnger of Mcl.eansboro, 111!, who Is now passing the ninety-second year of his life In the state of which he Is a native and life-long resident. Thomas St. John Gaffney, who Is to be appointed consul general of the United States at Dresden, Germany, was born and educated In Ireland and has been a strong supporter of all movements of his time In behalf of the Irish nationality. He was a friend and co-worker of th late Charles Stewart Parnell. From the best Information obtainable en tho subject It is believed that already about 3,000 children have been named after President Roosevelt in Missouri. If this estimate la anywhere near correct it is fair to expect that by the end of the presiden tial term beginning next Saturday the chief magistrate will have a tremendous number of namesakes In the state named. Mr. Frye, president pro teni of the sen ate, administered a sarcastic rebuke to the chamber the other day. Mr. Morgan was discussing the Panama canal bill, but sev eral groups of senators kept up a low buzslng of conversation. The chair rapped loudly for order, but th warning had little or no effect. Then he said In a loud tone: "The senator who has the floor will please suspend his address until the other speak ers cease." This brought Instantaneous order, whereupon Mr. Morgan proceeded. The South American nations apparently ar not able to remain long on a peace basis. Th agreement between the Argen tine Republic and Chill to dispose of their naval vessels with a view of enforcing peace because unprepared for war has al ready been upset. Brasll is th guilty party. Hraxll proposes greatly to strengthen Its navy and Argentina says, in that case, It will acquire a new ship of equal strength for every one added to th Brazilian navy. I That leads Chill to say that It will also have to add to Its fleet under auch circum stances. Brasll has no money to waste on naval vessels and doea not need any more of them, but that fact does not bother It any. It will order new vessels all the same. A MATTER OF HEALTH Absolutely Puro ms no substitute I.HK8 TO A I..4VCH. The Good Trust You know you have run On the price of eggs because you've got the visible supply cornered and there are no frcKh egks to be had. The Had Trust Yes: the hens Justify the means. Chicago Tribune. Mr. Dresser Your hat looks very well with that wing in It. Mrs. Dresser -Yes. but it would look bet ter with two wings In It. Mr. Dresscp-O! That's merely a matter of a pinion. Philadelphia Press. Blunderalonir Why, Miss Antike. thla Is a pleasure! 1 haven't seen you for a long time. You must pardon me, but you loon 60 Miss Antike Mr. Blunderalong! Mr. HlunderaJiMig Per cent better than you did the last time I met you. Judge. Th Ingenious One I wonder how Isabel manages to preserve her complexion. Tho Knowing One Oh, she Just keeps it In a cool place, tightly corked. Smart Bet. Conductor Your little girl's fare, pleas. Fond Parent Hut she's under S. Conductor She looks older. Fond Parent Yes, ioor child! She has had lots of trouble! Cleveland Leader. "TV you think that a man Is useless to society when he Is 40?" "It isn't true of ail men," answered Miss Cayenne. "But n, great many are Just as useless at 40 as tney wero at m ana 30. asnington mar. BOOST A BIT. James Barton Adams In Denver Poat, Here! you discontented knocker, Growlin' 'bout the city's Ills, Chloroform yer dlKtnni talker; Take a course o' liver Pills. Stop yor dum kl-o-teo howMn!, Chaw soma sand an' git some grit; Don't set in tho dumps a growlin'. jump me. roost An' boost A bit: A Fall In while th band's a playln,' Iveteh tho step an' march along 'Stead o' pessimistic brayln' Jlne the halleluyah song! Drop yer hammer do aome rootin Grab a horn, you cutis, an' split Every echo with yer tootln' jump me roost An' boost A bit! It CENTS EACH J a FOR f g CENTS CLUETT, PEABODY & OO., "HMI 0 CkUITT AM MONAMM INMI1I Great dvance Sale FRIDAY morning at 9 o'clock all of our $3.50, $4.50, $5.00, $6.00, $6.50, $7.00, $7.50 and $8.00 Boys' and Childrpn's Knits tarried over from last sum mer and fall, will be sold for A $250 Sailor Blouse, Sailor Norfolk, single and double breasted two-piece suits, Norfolk and three piece suits. Ages 2 to 16 years. Such price concessions at the beginning of the sea son may sound preposterous at first thought, but they are made possible by our desire to quickly clear away every garment carried over from Inst season. There is no change practically in the styles this season and this is a RKAL opportunity that is too good to be missed. ALSO 30 Spriug Overcoats (Covert Cloth) . worth from $5.00 to $10.00 12 to 10 years. 'NO CLOTHING FITS LIKE OURH." R. S. WILCOX, Mgrv