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HUNGATE, Notary Public legislative Investigations nra always In order. Omaha as a grain market Is do longer , an Interrogation polut. Burning 45-eent corn, as a substitute for Iowa coal Is a luxury which only Iowa farmers can afford. A malter o money an matrimony are. responsible for projecting two Hocus Into the limelight these days. The trouble of the railroads In these parts Is hot so much a cdr famine Just Bow as a superabundance of snow. Just think of what this twow and cold weather has done to the chlnchbug and look happy In spite of the frost-bites. rreddent Castro Is apparently guiding the ship of state of Venezuela straight to the port which 8h.ii Domingo Is entering. In the matter of taxation of wireless telegraph plants sclenrw seems to have .advanced more rapidly than revenue laws. Russia may make a better showing in the war. when those troops which have had practice work In Warsaw and Lodx reach the front Since the legislature has acted in the matter of a state oil retlnery it Is not difficult to tell what has become of all of the former populists of Kansas. If Commissioner Oarfleld keeps pace with the requests for Investigations of alleged trusts ha will be the busiest man In the employ of the government. Despite the effect upon American In terests President Castro is to be con gratulated upon being' able to t-sallM upon an asset of a, New Jersey corporation. The paid lobbyist of the Omaha Elec tric lilght company has projected him self Into the arena as a charter maker In conjunction with Cidet Taylor. What next? The prediction that Irish members will bo active during the present session of Parliament Is not In the nature of that tjualltr of hows which may be termed surprising. The Kansas Peruvians will be under everlasting obligations to the Standard Oil octopus for forcing the emotional Kansas legislature Into stato socialism in the establishment of a state oil re finery. 4 That International boat race between Japanes vessels and the third Russian squadron for Admiral Kojestvensky's fleet may contain few elements of sport, but there will lie little dispute about the disposition of the prise to the winner. T It is easy to say "I told you so," but It did not take a seventh son of a sev enth daughter to predict that the dele gation from Douglaa would get Into deep water over the charter amend ments unlesi tha revision waa prepared before the opening of the session.. ftcrlptural quotations for public schools are being formulated In Boston by the contention of the Religious Edu cational association, but the Introduc tion of scriptural quotations In the pub lic schools Is liable to revive a con trvrersy that bodes no good to the pub lic schools. ' An opposition statesman says that Jo seph Chamberlain Is suffering from a "mnlsria of ambiguity," which In plain I'nrllsh prolxilily menus that the nietu Imt from Birmingham desires to he un derstood .as not desiring to be under stood, a position In which other states men And themselves at times. 7 HE aTJ.VSAS OIL CONFLICT. What Is to be the outcome of the con flict between the state of Kansas and the Standard Oil company cannot be foreseen with absolute certainty, but the very general hope will be tbat the state will be successful and tbat the Oil trust will be shown for once that it cannot exercise Its despotic ami oppressive power In all directions. The stand taken by the crude oil producers of Kansas and which Is sustained by the legislature of the state, overwhelmingly republican, will receive almost universal commenda tion as a proper resentment by a sover eign commonwealth of the despotic con trol of a great Industry by a giant mo nopoly which absolutely Ignored the In terests of the people of the state and bad established a system or policy which was relentlessly robbing the oil producers of Kansas. In view of this situation the legisla ture of Kansas, after careful delibera tion, has passed a bill that provides for the establishment of a state oil refinery and Its management under conditions that will secure to the producers a fair price for their oil and to consumers a price that will not be unfair and oppres sive. Pursuing Its well-known methods, the Oil trust has taken steps to deprive the people of Kansss of oil and In this it Is likely to be for a time successful. It occupies a position In regard to the recently developed oil fields of that state which gives It a great advantage. The construction of a state refinery will take time. The money to do this must be voted by the people and it is said that there Is doubt as to whether the action of the legislature is constitutional and that the opinion of the supreme court will be asked In regard to the validity of the legislation authorizing an issue of bonds. What Is very much In evidence Is the fact that thp people of Kansas ore most earnestly determined to rid themselves. If possible, of exactions on the part of the Oil trust which they have found to be intolerable and in this position they are pretty sure of having the nearly uni versal sympathy of the country. It may be objected in regard to the action of the Kansas legislature that It Is a step In the direction of state socialism, but those who are fdentifled with the movement assert that they are actnated by no such Influence and that their purpose Is purely that of the protection of the people of the state, both the producers and the consumers of oil. against the exactions of a rapacious monopoly. The result of the Issue will be regarded with very great Interest by the entire country. The advantage at present seems to Iks with the Oil trust, whose command of the situation may enable it to deprive the people of Kansas of one of their chief necessities, but persistent effort may give them eventually release from the mo nopoly's exactions. It Is Interesting in connection with this to note that President Roosevelt has di rected the commissioner of corporations to begin an Investigation of the petro leum oil Industry and that this w.111 be pressed as rapidly as possible. QEXEHAL LSW WALLACE In the death of General Lew Wallace the country loses a man of distinguished literary ability, who had also made a fine record as a soldier, having served in both the Mexican war and In the war of the rebellion. General Wallace was born In April, 182", so that he was nearly 78 years of age. Receiving little more than a high school education, his knowledge of the world was gained at first hand in the service of the United States govern ment, which he represented at several foreign diplomatic posts; When a com paratively young roan Wallace was ap pointed adjutant general of his native state, Indiana. In the first year of the civil war he was commissioned a briga dier general and in the following year he was promoted to major general for con spicuous bravery and gallantry at the capture of Fort Donelson. After the war he was made minister to Paraguay, subsequently becoming gov ernor of New Mexico, and in 1882 he was appointed minister to Turkey. General Wallace achieved literary distinction as the author of "Ben Hur," which was one of the most widely read books of the time and Is still regarded by many as a work of the highest merit as an imagi native and descriptive production. Kew things In modern literature are more fa mous In descriptive writing than the chariot race In "Ben Hur" and it has been used In different guises by several novelists of repute In late years. Gen eral Wallace wrote several other works, among which are "A Prince of India" and a life of Benjamin Harrison. His reputation in literature, however, rests upon his first work, which will hold a permanent place among the celebrated productions of American authors. Gen eral Wallace made a good record as a soldier, but the perpetuation of his mem ory will be chiefly due to his literary work. OtL TltADS IXVESTIOATIOX. Announcement comes from Washing ton that the president. In compliance with the request of the bouse of repre sentatives, has ordered an Immediate In vestigation of the oil trade by the bu reau of corporations and that It Is pro posed to press the Inquiry as rapidly as possible, 'fills grows out of the course of the Standard Oil trust In Kansas, aa to which the legislature of tbat state has just taken action tbat promises a most interesting conflict between the authori ties of the commonwealth and the oil monopoly. The country will warmly welcome the announcement that the federal govern ment Is to institute an investigation of the oil trade, which of course means an Inquiry as to the operations and meth ods of the trust In every state of the nnlon thousands of people will be Inter ested In the Inquiry and It Is not to be doubted that the officials of the bureau of corporations will find any number most willing to supply them with Infor mation regarding the trust's, operations. It was stated some time ago that au Investigation of the oil trade by the fed eral authorities was In contemplation and It Is not Improbable tha agents of the bureau of corporations have already obtained a great many facts respecting the methods of the Oil trust but at all events the country Is now assured that an Investigation will be made and there can be no doubt that It will be as thor ough as it Is In the power of the bureau of corporations to make It. trjMr WILL THE HARVEST BEt Men are Judged by their acts aud not by their profession. What applies to men Individually applies collectively to organized bodies of men, and especially to bodies of men acting in a representa tive capacity. When the men who con stitute the present legislature of Ne braska have completed their work the Judgment of their constituents will be formed by what they have done as well as by what they have failed to do. There Is probably less Interest mani fested In the legislative proceedings this year than there has been during any session held since the state was organ ised, but that fact does not Justify the conclusion that the people are entirely Indifferent, or that they will remain in different when the day of reckoning comes In the local campaign next fall and In the general campaign two years hence. If the legislative mill of 190G grinds out chaff a marked reaction in public sentiment Is sure to follow and the political leaders and aspiring politi cians of today are liable to be burled under a mountain of dissenting votes If they present themselves for popular en dorsement In other words, If the legislature falls to enact wholesome laws that will place the people of Nebraska on an equal footing with tlcose of other states and decrease their tax burdens, we may look for a revulsion, if not a political revolu tion, in the very near future. Although the session is but half over and much tan yet be done toward redeeming its reputation, we must confess that the outlook for better and more economic government Is not very bright. The legislature started out with pro fessions of economy. In the matter of limiting the legislative employes' pay roll its course has been commendable, but there all the promised economy has stalled. With an Increase of a quarter of a million In the state debt for last year, despite the marked Increase of revenue produced under the revenue law of 1003, and the complaint of over taxation all along the line, the ap propriations threaten to be much heavier than in the preceding year, and, for that matter, than they have ever been. On the heels of this comes a proposi tion to levy a 1-mill tax to pay off the state debt This, undoubtedly, is a measure calculated to strengthen the state credit and arrest the Increase in the state debt, but It also means more burdensome state taxes for the next two years, and taxpaylng people will not he pleased with increased taxes even In this era of prosperity. Should another crop failure, which Is almost due, strike Nebraska In 1000, the leaders of the "calamity" party will have their Innings. The prudent man stores up provisions for hard times and the prudent legislator should so frame the laws as to prevent discontent and head off, as far as may be possible, political hurricanes. Seuator Cady lins introduced a bill for the creation of an elective state railroad com . ..-slon. The proposed measure wet doubtless, meet with popular favo.. notwithstanding the fact that former appointive railroad commis sions in Nebraska had proved them selves Incompetent, irrelevant and imma terial. It Is questionable, however, whether tin elective commission would stand the test of the courts any more than an appointive board of transportation, which was in fact the railroad commis sion for Nebraska. Would it not be more rational to clothe the Board of Public Lands and Buildings with the powers devolving upon a railroad com mission, making it its duty to hear and consider complaints and In conjunction with the attorney general, to take the necessary steps for the enforcement of existing laws prohibiting discrimina tion by rebates and favoritism to pre ferred shippers and localities. Such a law would hold water in the courts, but a railroad commission, either elective or appointive, Is almost certain to be ruled out as unconstitutional. According to the financial exhibit of the Union Pacific railroad, published by authority, the net earnings of that company for the last six months of 1004 show a net increase of over fl.ooo.ooo over the correspond ing period for 1A03, but, according to the Omaha attorneys for tho Uulou Pa cific, there was a most alarullng con traction In the earnings of that com pany last year that compels the com pany to resist the enforcement of the tax levy, based on the assessment of the State Board of Equalisation for 1904. As between the auditor and the attorney, Investors always prefer to take stock in the figures of the auditor. Just to prove that its report on the Santa Fe case did not impair Its powers, and that it plays no favorites, the Inter state Commerce commission Is wrestling with the terminal lines at Pittsburg. The Colorado Iron company may be vin dicated by a showing that it Is not the only steel works enjoying concessions on rates. From now until the fourth day of March plans and specifications for Pres ident Roosevelt's reconstructed cabinet will be floating in the atmosphere at the national capital, but President Roosevelt Is liable to disappoint and sur prise all the cabinet makers by select Ing some meu whom noltody has thought of. 1L TT9 The new directory of the Salt lake V Ios Angeles railroad, wblrh Is eventually to be the exteuslou of the Union Pacific Into Southern California, Is divided half and half letween Sena tor Clark and E. M. Harriman. but that merger will not be eujolned by Omaha If the construction of the road Is expedited so that it may be open for travel and traffic by next New Year's day. That will bring Omaha miles nearer to Ixs Angeles than it Is now. Vienna and Budapest are anxiously awaiting decision as to which place the emperor of Austria and Francis Kossuth will choose for their meeting, but prob ably the police of both places are in training for the event. So Plana la lh. Pittsburg Dlfpatch. Architects from all over the oild are Invited to aand plans for the Palace of Peace at The Hgue. But the fnltcd States senate has do plans for making the peace genuine. Penmllataa; Greed. St. iouis Globe-Democrat. Russia admits a loss in Manchuria of 40,0011 killed and 330,noo wounded, to say nothing of the mortality and disability from dlFease. It Is one of the severest lessons of modern times. Shlreriaa; the Brink. Chicago Record-Herald. The attitude of the senate toward the houae rate bill Is a good deal like that of a boy who ha his clothes off. but stands shivering- on the bank because he Is afraid the water may be pretty cold. Rlrhneaa Denied the Drama. Chicago Inter Ocean. It Is difficult for the modern dramatist, whose mind Is centered on the elevation of the stage, to contemplate, without sighing, the da tiling acenea that could be arranged with Johsnn Hoch and his fifty-three wives. If only the law would permit the principal to accept engagements. Woaderfnl Generoalty, Thla. Portland Oregonlan. The United States Steel corporation will divide a caah bonus of l,QfX,000 among S.ono of Its employes. The money will be dis tributed on a pro rata basin according to tha alse of the salaries. The American public will be gratified to learn that some one besides the stockholders of this trust will share In the enormous profits. It is difficult to forget, however, that the $1,000, 000 distributed among these employe is a mere bagatelle compared with the amount that is annually given the foreign steel buyer In the way of lower prices than will be quoted in protected America. A Jeer front Oopherdom. Minneapolis Journal. The Minnesota legislature went on rec ord very quickly In tha n-atter of voting In the affirmative to expend $10,000 for tho purchase of a suitable testimonial for tho new battleship Minnesota. Nebrsska should put Its ear to the ground and listen to the Gophers' vote when It conies to honoring th "pride of the navy." Only a few days ago the Cornhupkers had an opportunity to say yes or no to a proposition to spend $5,000 to buy a suitable sliver service for the Nebraska, the battleship recently launched on the Pacific coast: but the solons of that state did not come to the front. Nebraska Is a rich state nowadays, and there is no need of the economy that savors of niggardliness. TO STOP EXC ESS KXPEXHITt RES Move to Pat End to Ileflclenvy Appropriations. Philadelphia Press. The act proposed by the house Judiciary committee making an executive officer of the government punishable by fine and Im prisonment for expending money In excens of appropriations, or for making the gov ernment liable for such sums through an ticipating contracts, has much to commend It. But If It becomes a law congress will have to be more careful in its appropria tions and allow a much larger sum for con tingencies, i It la rather absurd to have urgency de ficiency bills to make lawful such payments figure up over $16,000,000, as was the case last year. Even larger bills, in the aggre gate, of that character have been passed. In some caes this money would not have been expended without authorisation by congress, but In other cases the exuendi lures were sbsolut-ly necessary. Congre, to make a show of economy, hud failed to appropriate what was necessary. 8uch failure has often been the result of design and not due to any mistake. Pre ceding a congressional campaign the ap propriations are often purposely kept down, knowing full well that urgency deficiency bills will be presented promptly at the be ginning of the next session. That Is a wrong method of doing business and should be stopped. It has encouraged executive officers to expend money when there waa no authority to do so and when there was room for a difference of opinion aa to the wisdom of the expenditure. The proposed law la a good one, but tin less congress does its work more carefully some branches of the government will have to cease operations temporarily in the fu ture or else the nation will have to be. put to the expense of an extra session ef congress. RAILROAD AHGIMENT PtMTlRED, Light of Dally Experience Turned on Corporate Aaaertloaa. United States Investor. The argument is advanced that If rail ways sre not permitted to manage their business, their securities will be diminished in value. But do not the present practices cause a dlinlnshmeiit when, by favoring one shipper, all the others are driven out of business, lowering the volume of traffic? Is Income not reduced by the pernicious and substantial unlawful giving of passes? Does not rate cutting, another Important example of whlih is now being given In the middle west, reduce earnings and affect the Incomes of railway bond and share holders? Would not stable rates, equitably fixed for all and strictly held to, be more likely to yield a more stsblo Income? It is deliberately misleading to assert that the effect of the proposed law is to reduce rates generally; and If such a result Is to be spprehended, proper euro In amending It now will remove tho objection, for the declared purpose, as sincerely expressed as is possible In language to do so, is that there shall be lodged somewhere the power to prevent one man from being charged 40 oants for a certain service and another charged GO cents for the Identical service in the same hour. Respecting the ability to Intelligently handle the rate question, It la preposterous to assume that tlie only men capable of doing so are those now employed by the railways. There are as many outside of tha railway offices who have graduated from those offices, and there are certainly an equul number who never were In rail way ufflcea who understand the subject. From these two bodies of men we can as suredly obtain a commission that Is fully equul In tha task, and suburdlnntes to assist them. It need be the government could get soma ef th men who are now making rates. Soma railway men pretend that the pro posed measure would operate aa a con.)-, tlon of property, because It might trans pire that in 1 foil led Instances some offend ing railways might lose a little freight money: but what of the wholesale counsel tlon of the people's property which dis criminating rates linva tern unlawfully vautliig fui t'Mit? noon ABOIT EW lORK. Ripples oa the ( arrest ef l ife la the Metropolis. The statement Is made by the Herald that between 75,ono and KO.ooo idlo men are now dependent upon the charity of the city of New York. It is a larger army of unemployed than has ever assembled In the city before," comments the Herald, "but Its presence here Is accounted for in a simple way by those who have studied the conditions. It Is merely the result of the supply of labor exceeding the demand In this perticular spot In New York City that has brough about tho distressing con dition. New Yotk's gigantic enterprises in transportation improvements B-nd other lines lured here more men than were re quired to do the work. A severe winter lias overtaken them without funds or friends and they are hungry." Af .er two families living on the top flours of the brown stone apartment house 60 Kast One Hundred and Eighteenth street had fled down the fire escape from flames which threatened the building, Policeman Miller was notified that an aged man, an Invalid, living on the fourth floor, bad not been seen. Miller started up the stairways, which smoke and flame made almost im passable. lie found Jacob Bernach, aged "0, striving to crawl toward a front window on the fourth floor. Miller raised the helpless Invalid in his arms and stinted back down the stairs. Spectators saw Miller stagger out of the street entrance and collapse. Bernnch had been saved without serious Injury, but Miller was overcome. He was revived with difficulty. "Charles F. Murphy, the Tammany chief," said a politician who knows whore'of ho speaks, "is worth $2,'HXi.kio. His wealth is Increasing rapidly, and that fact alone is causing troublo among the Tammany rank and file, who are getting little or nothing these days." It waa found by inquiry among other pol iticians that this $ opinion of Murphy's wealth generally obtained. It was pointed out that he was not flamboyant in the dis play of his newly acquired affluence, as Croker was, and that Us money was more securely invested than Croker's. "It Is a safo prediction," said the Informant of the Evening World, "that when the surrogate's court comes to puss upon the estates of Murphy and Croker, Murphy's will bs found to be much the lurger." The coming of Croker has revived comparisons between tho ex-chief and his successor, and the comment Is Croker always looked after the "boys." So astonishing seemed the estimate of Murphy's wealth, and so great an example does It appear to be of the opportunities which await energy in local politics, that the Evening World man sought further in formation concerning the rlop of Murphy to the dlszy heights of chief of Tammany and custodian of the thoughts of hundreds of office holders. After much questioning In various quarters he compiled thla review of a useful and busy life, which will be no lees interesting to the rank and file of Tam many than to the thousands of eager re formers In all kinds of civic bodies who are already with both feet and hands In the scramble of a mayoralty campaign. "Every man In the house get up and i dance. Dance to my music or I'll play an- other tune on this music box. Whoop!" With this order shouted at the top of his voice, a drink-crated man flourishing a re volver proceeded to "shoot up" a crowded restaurant at Sixth avenue and Fortieth street. The place was crowded with work men from the Hippodrome. None of them seemed disposed to dance. "Well," announced the bad man disgust edly, "will anybody fight, then?" No one seemed disposed to fight. "I've got f have some fun, anyhow," said the amusement seeker, snd leveling the re volver at the reflection of a man in a mir ror across the room he fired. With the crash of the glass half a dosen men sprang up and started for the door; others flat tened themselves out on the floor, under the tables, while the res sprang at the dis turber. He fired twice Into the crowd. A man dropped, yelling In pain, und the crowd fell back. The bad man rested an Instant, smiling about the room, and one man near the door took the opportunity to slip out. Crack went the gun, snd the runaway leaped forward, shot through the thigh, and ran three blocks before the pain of tho wound overcame Ills terror and a pursuing policeman could catch him. When the police entered the restaurant the armed man had the center of the room Snd was waving his wide cowboy hat with one bond and taking potshots at mirrors snd crockery with his revolver. There was not a head In sight. Re-enforced by policemen, the crowd closed In on the desperado, who fought from one end of the room to the other be fore he was overpowered and pinned to the floor by the weight of several men. At the station house he said he was Theron Wallace Doming of Ashland, Green county, N. Y. Thomas Phlillps, who waa shot as he st temptcd to leave the place, and ( Joseph Ryan, who was struck at the flt fire, were taken to the New York hospital. Both were shot through the thigh. They will recover unless complications develop. The restaurant was dismantled from end to end. This Is a story of honl solt qui mal y pence. It concerns tho pocketlesa woman, and then only If she carries hers In hsr hosiery. It Is a bad habit. Coin of tho republic wandering about on exploring ex peditions Inside warranted lisle thread or web silk is apt to be disconcerting to the most self-contained woman. The feminine Intelligence will grasp the aggrevatlons of the situation at a stance. It did grasp them at the Hotel Astor when, before the West End Republican club, the monthly report of Mrs. Belle de Rivera, touching on momentous questions, legislative and others, made mention of the fsct that s representative banking houae was considering the feasibility of presenting garters to all Its women depositors. Not the ordinary affair, with a wicked little bow and a gold clasp, unworthy of Its responsibility. This garter la to be as plain and uncompromising as an unbecoming bonnet, with no weakness or sentimentality about it. Securely fastened to the circlet will be a chamois pocket, with a strong lock. The banking house, with the proper mcdesty. alludes to this ss "a secret receptacle to curry funds" and has a plan-to otder 1,0W) of them for presentation immediately, "So, wllly-nllly," added Mrs. de Rivera, "women must have pockets of their own." The enthusiasm of political womanhood was Immediate, and the bank's customers are likely to Increase by scores. Captain James L. Smith of Denver, a "gun fighter" who has spent sixty-seven years on the plains and can pick off pen nies at fifty yards even now with his well notched slxxhooter. says that "Bat'' Mustersnn, who has been appointed s dep uty 1'nlted States marshal for the southern district of New York, Is a four-flusher. Here are some things Captain Smith says: "I want to go on record as saying that Masterson Is a four-flusher and romancer. He makes bis living by relating yarns which have no foundation In fact. He likea to leave the Impression that ha has killed a wore of men. I know of only on man who fll a victim to his shooting abil ity, and 'Hut' potted him from behind a wnodplls. 1 told III n i to leave Ieiiver ba. cause he was Hrmlatlng fHle stories about me, and he went. I did not Intend to shoot hlin .nly kirk him out of town. 'Bat' Is such au opera bouffe hero thai I can't refrain from exposing him. Why, he doesn't ever, know how to bundle a revol ver. Whenever lie manipulates firearms he Is a positive menace to the Innocent by standers. "When 'Bal' was In Tombstone, Arls.. fie boys had much fun with him." Captain Smith continued. "It was a pretty wild town and 'Bat' was Indiscreet enough to tell a few stories about what he hud done In Dodge City. The boys decided to try him out snd one night they msde him jump out of the window of a gambling house. He didn't come bsck for revenge,' either." "THE DOWNFALL OF 9TE M." Pretnatare Celebration by Enthnalaa tlo Electricians. New York Mail. The electricians' society gave a banquet the other evening to celebrate the downfall of steam. The celebration seems to us to have been a little premature. It will be time to lay our wreaths of Immortal regTet on the bier of steam when science Is able to harness electricity to Its service with out the Intervention of steam or water power. This wonder may be accomplished, but it has not been practically accomp lished as yet. "L'nconquered steam" still turns the wheel which calls electricity from the space round about to do the bid ding of man It Is the prime mover. For that matter, steam Is still the work horse of modern industry. It Is steam that car ries our commerce ovtr lands and sea. Steam bears our malls, which are the war rant upon which commerce aud manufac ture act. Electricity should, and doubtless ere long must, move the heaviest and the swiftest trains upon the land and the great ships seross the sea. But at present It performs but a secondary function. There is, perhaps, more than a me chanical reason why the Industrial world clings to the use of steam In the degree that It does, instead of hastening the full application of electricity suggested by the triumphs of modern Invention. There can be little doubt that man would extend his use of electricity a little more rapidly than he does it he were better aware what ho Is dolng-Hn other words, if the essen tial nature of electricity were more fully understood. Man Knows the nature of steam. It is cvmpsratlvely a simple Idea, When water expands Into vapor under the Influence of heat he knows that Its expan sive force will not be denied. -lie can see how It acts in bis tea kettle. It is all there under his hand. The biggest steam engine is only an exaggerated tea kettle. But the electric motor is to most men a mystery. It Is occult. We all seem to be a little superstitious about It. The first electrical locomotive was made in 1835 and our railroad trains still go by steam. Several kinds of electric lights shone brilliantly at the first great world's exhibition at the Crystal Palace, In ton don, in 1851, but it was not until 1878 that electric lighting was seriously introduced. Ages before the steam engine was Invented the use of electric power was contemplated, and even now It Is a little laggard. There really seems to be something of the mis giving that we are a.umlng to harness the absolute energy when we make an In dustrial application of electricity. But Is there anything whatsoever that we do in which the absolute force is not really the prime mover? PERSONAL IS'OTES. Commander Peary and his North Pole projects do not excite much Interest Just now. If Peary wants sympathy, let him talk North Pole In the middle of August, with the thermometer soaring and humid ity trying to beat It. Judge Joseph II. Klbbey, who has Just been appointed by the president to be governor of Arizona, has a high reputation as an expert on Irrigation law. Ho Is a native of Indiana and his father and grandfather were lawyers of distinction. Susan B. Anthony will celebrate her 85th birthday today. 8he is the last and perhaps the greatest of that little band of famous women who started the equal rights movement in 1848. Today every civilized country has Its woman suf frage organization. Jules Verne is undoubtedly doomed to die disappointed. Tho greatest ambition in his literary career has been to be elected to the French academy. The Forty Immor tals have not admitted him to their num ber, although he has tften been proposed for membership. He is 7 years old, nearly blind and he la probably publishing his lat books two this j ear. Alderman Charles Ksltenhauser of Pitts burg probably is the world's heaviest Jus tice of the peace, tipping the scales at 666 pounds. When inducted Into office fif teen years ago he weighed 365 pounds. Under medical Instruction he took exercise of all sorts some time ago snd managed to get down to 400 pounds, but lapsed for a few days and took on flesh rapidly. Then he gave It up and for several years has constantly weighed about 660. His health Is good. 'IV JQ (CBSM1 WSSNtB Improves the flavor and adds to the health fulness of the food. SERIOUS ACCIDENT IN FACTORY Elaht Workmen Injnred by Explo sion, Which Caoaea Fire In Sn 1 ark. NEW YORK, Feb. 16.-Klght workmen were badly Injured by an explosion of sulphur In the Brooklyn Sulphur works In Brooklyn today. Firemen snd policemen who brought them out of the building wero themselves much affected by breathing the sulphur fumes, and at one time ten flromen were lying on the sidewalk with ambulance surgeons administering restoratives. It is believed four of tho Injured workmen will die. The first explosion was quickly followed by a second and In a minute the whole three-story building was In flames. A number of workmen were caught where there were no fire escapes snd hsd to Jump to the ground. Whan the firemen arrived men were bunging from windows and were taken down with the sld of scaling ladders. The explosions are supposed to have been caused by the Ignition of the sulphur by a spark caused by tho presence of a nail in the mechanism of one of the sulphur grind ing machines. ' ' LAIGIIIXU LUES. "Klanuagan railed ye a liar, did he?" "He did thot " "An" what did ye do?" "Flanagan." Philadelphia Ledger. "Then you scorn hiy suit, proud beautyf he hiaxed. "I do!" she said firmly. "And I positively will not go out a step with you until you change it!" Sadly he rued the day when his eye had been atrected' by the sign. "I was $.12. TaJta me home for $.80." Cleveland Leader. "Sensible girl that!" "Never thought her so." "Well, when she rejected me the other night she said she was sensible of the great honor I did her, and I call that being pretty sensible." New Orleans Times-Democrat. "Young man," ssked the girl's father, "have you any visible means of support?" "Why aw none that are visible to the naked eye." replied the young man. hesi tatingly. "I am one of the microbe special ists of the health department." Chicago Tribune. "Look here," roared the King of Beasts, "you fellows don't seem to be duly Im pressed when I tell you of my wonderful adventures." 'Of course were interested In what you y. Leo," replied the hyena, laughing. say. "but then we know you're adelphia Ledger. llon."-Phll- Seaatora rhaige Their Minds. Indianapolis News. The average senator Is a queer mortal. This reflection is suggested by the sud denness with which the committee on for eign relations changed its opinion on the arbitration treaties. Warned by the ex perience of other secretaries of state, as well as by his own experience, Secretary Hay submitted the arbitration treaties to the committee on foreign relations before hsnd, and that committee approved them. But when It came to act on them after they had been sent In to the senata, the committee found that they were most ob jectionable, and at once proceeded to amend them. From which wa conclude that previous consultation - with senators, even aato such Important things as treat ies, does not oount for much. "That orator says a great many things that nobody understands." "That Is how he gets credit for great wis dom. People take It for granted that hs docs understand them." Washington Star. "I don't se why a fellow should kick if he doesn't succeed. Every man Is the arch itect of his own fortune.' "Yes. but did you ever know of an archi tect who didn't blame the builder or noma subcontractor for his own failure?" Phila delphia Press. "Can't I sell you a copy of our Pocket Encyclopedia?" aked tho book aaent. "It will save you both time and money." "Huh!" exclaimed the young man with the bored look, "Thoxe happen to he the two things I'm the worst overstocked with. Good day." 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