TUT. 0"IIA DAILY HEE: THURSDAY. .TAXCAKY iro:. The Omaha Daily' Dee. K. RUSKWATER, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERY JIOKX 1 NO. TERMS OK SUBSCRIPTION". Kiilv Bee (without Sunday, one yar..tl'' I'allv He and Hiimliiy, onf yeir .'" 'ill ist rated Bee. n year M'lmlnv Bee. one year ;' Maturdav Hee, one vmr Twentieth Onturv Farmer, one year... -' DELIVERED BY CARRIER Daily Hen (without Sunday), p'-r c'p.-- 2 l Iv Bee twlthoit Kundaxi. per week...l-c l)aly Urn (Including Sunday), per wcrk..l; HundH.v Re, per cony ?c r.xrntllfc lifP IWUIIUUI l-'llioajr. - Evening Bee (Including Hundayi. P,r, , meek i - . ,...1.1... I., itnllverV '-MIlfriHllllf ill ll v-K lll.il ll i - - rhouli be addressed to City Circulation Ue- OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Rnllilliiir South Omaha City Hull building. Twenty fifth and M streets, '"ouinil HI'ifTn 1 Pearl street. 'hl aiii lirtti Unitv building. , .New York 212t Park Row building. Wahiugton S Fourteenth street. CORRESPONDENCE. 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Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during Hie montn or uecemher, lwt. van ns ioiiows: l 21,hoo it aa.Tis 2 f.2(M IS a.2M x nst.nno is :is.Ko 4 aia'jo 2H.a 5 au.aoo ri it.ain a 30,020 12 'JUJf2it 7 21), I no 13 2N.U2 VW..THO 24 S1.IMJO 9 2i,n a at.stiti 10 ...... 32,DN 3? 2N.IMM 11 S4aiU 27 2NIW 12 2,KMt M SJM.4TO 13 UH.lHtt D9 UN.liao 14 2H.7HO 30 2M.:t;i 1R 28.THO 31 ttl.470 16 2,TrtO Total 12t,7KIV Less unsold copies JO,t3! Net total nales 11,M Daily average SO. to GEORGE B. TZSCIIUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before mo this Ulsl day of December. 1904. (Seal) M. R HUNGATK. Notary Public. It Is hardly probable the new Hussion war loan will be based upon port re ceipts at Palny. If the report from Hutu via is true Sumatra will smell something besides to bacco smoke before long. For what was ouce known us a tree less state Nebraska shows up pretty well In the Forestry conpri'ss. Douglas county nuiuuged to get iu :it the start at the legislature. It may Ik; expected also to be In at the finish. Colorado' now promises to have two governors In uuiuc after January 1. This may even be better than having none in fact. The legislative bill hopper down ' at Lincoln will probably not be opened un til next week, but then it will keep full to the overflowing. k Kuiperor Francis-Joseph, has dissolved the Hungarian LMet. 'If he could dls nolve racial prejudices ns easily, the em peror would have reason to be thankful. Governor Hlgglus of Kew. York de clares that more stringent banking laws should be passed in that state. What is really needed is a limit on the open sea son for shearing lambs. The Commercial club has been devot ing most of Its time of late to re-organl-zation and regeneration. The next thing is to adopt a program for the year's work mid .buckle down to business. If .there is any connection between Amalgamated Copper stock and the Standard Oil company Tom Lawson may really be responsible for that last ad vance In the price of gasoline. Russians now allege that, l'ort Arthur was unprepared for a siege. The offi cials at St. Petersburg seem more willing to admit dereliction than to dim the luster of Stoossel's reputation. New York has experienced the worst blizzard of the season and the descrip tion sent out leads one to believe that some fellow from North Dakota has a Job with the news agency at the me t ropolis. Tom Watson, late populist candidate for president, had a unrrow escape as a bitest in a friend's house that took Are. Tom Watson is getting used to narrow escapes only some of them are not so narrow. i Jim Hill is now being quoted as favor big stricter federal control of corpora tions engaged in Interstate commerce, leasing that merger suit must have made ti decided impression upon the merger magnate. The Oregon land fraud Investigation Is to extend into Idaho and when that hap pens news may be received from some former Nebraskans who found an easy Way to make money In timber lands a liort time ago. ! Those Hussiun naval officers who are disarming gunboats at Che Foo evidently do not expect to be members of the re ifjition committee which will greet Ad miral Itojestvensky upon his arrival at the scene of trodble. ' Senator Stone of Mrssourt has started j inijuiry as to contributions to the last niuloiml campaign. This Is one of the llrt evidences that tli gumshoe states mail aspire to inline campaign fuiuls on ills owu accomit in something lexs thiui lour years. Miiyor McClellun of New York in his iiieeMige to the lion nl of Alderineu advo cate tli erection and op 'ration tif n tmi lilclpal elm-ti'lc lighting plant to gel the city out of the clutches of the lighting monopoly. Mayor MfClcllau evidently Iihh not heard that tlimihrt voted don n a municipal ow ncrkliip proposition, at the JUkl eki'Uuu. i.axd fua i n rnnstxcTioys. There i no abatement on the part of he government in the land fraud prose cutions and there is every reason to be lieve that tlrere will Is- none, but on the contrary that every person, regardless of lii' position, auuiust whom there are charges of fraud, will lie compelled to answer to the accusation. This is very pointedly Indicated In the indictments of Senator Mitchell and Iteprc setitath e Herti'iitm of Oregon, us to whom the or!i cia's of the government have showu no more consideration than to the other per sons alleged to have been connected with laud frauds. Senator Mitchell has Indignantly de nied the charge upon which he was in dicted, that of receiving money for his Influence iu promoting land deals which have beeu shown to be fraudulent, but the party making the charge reaffirms his statement and says he has the neces sary evidence to prove it. Representa tive Hermann, who was formerly com missioner of the general land omYe and under whose administration the frauds occurred, hns made no public statement, but perhaps will do so, though he may deem It the wiser part to maintain si lence. The fact appears to be that the net which closed around Mitchell and Hermann has been iu the process of weaving for nearly two years, though knowledge of Its existence did not reach the public until last year and then did not. command a great deal of attention. Indeed, it was the very general Impres sion when the land frauds were first talked of that there was a good deal of exaggeration in regard to them and that the government would probably not be successful in establishing the allegations that were made, at least not to the ex lent of being able to convict and punish any of those Implicated iu the frauds. The Investigation carried on by the De partment of the Interior was conducted with signal ability and sagacity and the prosecution was not entered upon until the government officials had secured such evidence ns made them perfectly confident of their position and gave strong assurance of their ability to es tablish the guilt of the accused parties. It is to be regretted that members of congress are Involved In this most un savory business. That fact everybody will feci to be a reproach uion the coun try. Hut If they are guilty of wrong doing they should find no shield against punishment In their position and it can be very confidently assumed that so far ns the federal authorities at Washington aie concerned they will find none. Presi dent Roosevelt has shown In this marter a firm determination that no guilty binn shall escape and we may be sure that eveiTone who Is convicted, whatever l is position, will be punished as the law provides. THB KAISKR'8 QREETIXO. The American people will duly appre ciate the cordial greeting extended to them by the German emperor In his New Year reception of the American ambas sador. It was very hearty and there can tw no doubt was entirely sincere, for this country has been repeatedly assured that among European sovereigns it has no more earnest well-wisher than Km peror William. Of course there havo been and may still be some among us who are not quite convinced of this. It Is not a very great while ago that a few public men expressed the opinion that German professions of friendship, even when coming from the head of the em pire, were merely perfunctory, and there were among our naval officers a few who believed that our next trouble with a foreign power would be with Germany. It Is doubtful If anyone of Intelligence could be found at present who entertains such a sentiment and If there are any they must be under the influence of a deep-seated prejudice against Germany. The German emperor knows that there Is a very large element in our popula tion that came from the Fatherland nnd that the friendly relations between the two countries can be best promoted by making this element feel that the laud of their birth Is eVer mindful of the land of their adoption. The sentiment and the spirit are heartily reciprocated by nil Americans, with whom there is a prac tically universal feeling iu favor of cul tivating closer relations with Germany In all directions. TUB COLORADO COXTEST. The gubernatorial contest letore the Colorado legislature Is one in which the entire country Will take a very lively in terest, and it involves a principle that Is I very important iu our political system. The question that Hrst suggests Itself is as to what authority a legislature hits iu connection with the determination of the election of a governor. The general be lief is that it la simply a canvassing board and as such has no right .or au thority to go behind the returns. This has been held In a great many cases and we lelieve is now very generally ac cepted. So far as members of a legis lature are concerned, that body has un unquestionable right to decide upon their election and qualification, but it is a very different matter when the elec tion of a governor la Involved.' The right of the Colorado legislature to verify the returns is perhaps unques tionable, but unless the constitution of that state Is radically different from that of most of the other states, the legisla ture Is not authorized to go behind the face of the returns and arbitrarily de clare who has been elected. In a contest of this character It Is for the courts to determine the facts and deride the Issue. As we have heretofore said in regurd to this Colorado conflict, there is a revolu tionary condition involved iu It that iu menacing to our Institutions. The course that is being pursued there is not con sistent with sound and well-recognized American principle. We refer to the tendency that is being manifested to de part from the almost universal rule In this country and muke the legislature the final Judge of the election of gov ernor. We are Inclined to tMleve, however. huh wiiai seems to be tne contemplated policy will not prevail and that the re publicans in the legislature will see the wisdom of adhering strictly to their con stitutional limitations. We do not pre sume to pay who has leon elected gor ernor of Colorado, but we have no doubt as to the duty of the legislature. In its capacity as a canvassing board, as pro vided for In the constitution of the state, to find according to the face of the re turns as certified to It by the legally designated officials. The Colorado legis lature has a large republican majority Republicans throughout the country are expecting thcin to do nothing not con sistent with the fair and honorable tradi tions of their party. A QUOD BEGIXStXO- The legislative branch of Nebraska's state government, which oiened its twenty-ninth session on Tuesday, haa made a choice of officers that augurs well for the republican party and the people of Nebraska In general. The new speaker of the house, Hon George L. Rouse, is not only well equipped to discharge the functions de volvlng upon the presiding officer of the popular branch of the legislature by reason of his experience as a law-maker, but possesses that rare gift of good horse sense lhat has been displayed in a su perlative degree by t'ncle Joe Cannon in the national legislature. While the opposition press lias classed him with the partisans of one railroad corporation Mr. Rouse has always exhibited a sturdy sense of Independence from corporate domination, and while.be may be safely trusted for fair treatment of all luter ests, he is free from corporate subservi ency and will not submit to corporate dictation. In the selection of Senator Jennings ns president of the senate the upper house has been equally felicitous. Like Speaker Rouse, Senator Jennings is emi nently qualified by experience as a law maker for discharging the duties of pres ident of the senate and, like the speaker of the house, he also is level-headed and clear-visloned. Having made a good beginning in its organization, the legislature Is now fairly in a position to make a memora ble record by proceeding with the work before it with deliberation, and devoting its energies to the revision of our laws tlvat will insure for the people of Ne braska more economic and efficient ad ministration and afford them relief from burdens that they have been compelled to bear by mlsgovernmcnt In county, city and state.' According to the prospectus of the Civic Federation, its purpose Is to see that the laws are enforced more particu larly with reference to the liquor traffic, gambling and the social evil, and the great majority of those who have en rolled themselves In Its membership en listed to that end. The question sug gests Itself whether Attorney Thomas has not been misusing the name of the Civic Federation when he withdrew license protests against the most notori ously disorderly resorts on flimsy ex cuses,' when he claims to have had abun dant proofs to sustain his charges. In this respect Attorney Thomas' perfor mance in the name of the Civic Federa tion Is so like Attorney Dunn's perfor mance a year ago In the Interest of Wal ter Molse & Co. that' the ordinary ob server cannot distinguish any difference. Out of the total school census of 379, 014 for the whole state of Nebraska Douglas county shows up with 41!.0fi8 persons of school age, or more than one ninth of the total. Douglas county also shows up letter than the average In the percentage of school enrollment and school attendance: although more paro chial schools are maintained in Omaha than In the entire state. In a word, Omaha and Douglas county are doing more thnn their share In keeping up Ne braska's record ns the state having the least percentage of Illiteracy. Tax Commissioner Fleming makes some recommendation in the direction of more efficient listing of property for municipal taxation that are deserving of favorable consideration, but (he most Important change, namely, the merging of the offices of city tax commissioner and county assessor, lie overlooks alto gether. Kansas City claims ot4.:tt4 population bused on city directory dala covering Kansas City, Kau., and suburban towns ims wen hs tne city proper, l no otner figures of school enrollment and votes cast, however, do not fully support this contention. Fur be It from us. though, to belittle Kansas City. Chief Salter is of the opinion that the charter limit on the fire fund should le raised from 15().ihh to IJotl.OOO, an In crease of (Ml per cent. If every other fund were to bo increased iu like propor tion the tax levy would be almost equiv alent lo confiscation. One Way of Hie World. Baltimore American, lien ainilo at the stnrlea of extracting unshine from cucumbers or of navigating flying Islands; but, In all aeriousneii, they continue to fit out expedition to discover the north pole. Sum CottOB Baratil. Pittsburg Dispatch. Corrected returns from that cotton burn ing procedure strengthen the suspicion that the principal amount of cotton devoted to the flume was that worn by the amateur Impersonators of Santa Claus. A Discredited Prophet. Chicago Rf cord-Hcruld. Alexleff, who. before the war started, In formed the ciur that Port Arthur could never bo taken, will have considerable trouble in mfcklng It appear that he wsa n it talking through his tui cap. The Railroad Dfl. Philadelphia Pre. Pretldent Ripley of the Atl hlson, To neka A Santd Ke railway, doe not appear to be In'.preHiied by the exposure made of the1 pccul piivlllge given by hi road to the Colorado Kuel and Iron company, though it amounted to 11, wa) a day prvtlt for I lie latter company. Ha I quoted a sulng that "It' I legitimate business" and that he will "doll again tomorrow If f he likes." The Interstate commerce law does not e-m to m-orry some railroad nrn. Duly overcome Grief. Indianapolis Newt. It mutt have required good deal of f fort for Count Caselnl. as dean of the diplomatic corps, to march at the head of the. diplomatic parade at the president New Year s reception, and look pleasant during the proceedings when he had so much on his mind. Fit Hepreaeotatlre Abroad. Cleveland Leader. President Roosevelt believes In promotion for good sen-Ice In the diplomatic and con sular corps. The list of change to take place very" soon after the president shall have been Inaugurated shows the adminis tration's policy to te reward for good work, recognition of nblllty, determination that the United States shall be well repre sented abroad. Proat Mharlnar Hall. Springfield Republican. Profit sharing does not always succeed. It is too often supposed to be a circuitous way of Increasing wagec. and when there are no profits to share there is apt to be discontent among the working people. But the Bourne mill In Kail River has main tained this system for a long time and it has been running while most of the mills were closed by n strike. It has Just de clared Its thirty-first semi-annual dividend to the 400 operatives entitled to participate In the 2 per cent that Is divided. The mill has been affected by the strike and the profit sharing has been decreased by that fact. The management has never pro fessed to regard profit sharing as a pre ventive of strikes, but claims that It hs ena wante In the plant and promotes good rnlutions between the rmployers and the work people. In some establishment It Bf.pi ars to have been effective as a strike preventer. An UIDrlil Gold Mine. Leslie's Weekly. That General Burnett, a federal officer holding a place of no very great rank, vlx: United States district attorney for the southern district of New York, had an ab solute right to receive $2T3. In fees be tween March 31. 18S8, and June 30. 19"H. appears to ba as certain as that he did receive this sum In addition to his salary of $6,000. The law which gave him this bounty are of the olden time. They had been overlooked until Attorney General Moody caled attention to them in his an nual report and recommended their re peal. Many governqgent extravagances are hidden In nooks and vomers'. They should ba searched out. If that were done and these extravagances which indlvlduully may be small as compared with the total of government expenditures, but which In the aggregate make a great sum were rooted out, there would be no need to talk of reducing appropriations for the navy, nor for cheese-paring in other Im portant matters. RAILROAD AMBITIONS. Plaa for a Hut) Season of Develop ment Alonar Ml Line. New York Tribune. The chief railway of the United Slate are becoming constantly more ambitious. If the scheme for the expansion of lines In many parts of the country are studied with care, It will bo seen that the plan of the companies are more hopeful and em body more Impressive changes than any thing they have had In view for a long period. From the west come reports of Im portant plana for the furnishing of valuable Improvements and extensions, and these scheme enlist the ardent support of Im portant lines, jn the northwestern part of the United State, In the western and southwestern,' also, Tho disposition appear to be to apply ".new energy and novel enter prise to ttie emSirgement of facilities In the vat middle section of the republic, also. the determination to Increase tho oppor tunities has taken strong hold, and, unless there should be an unexpected falling off in activity in the year 1903, a busy reason In development and of work iu the construc tion and preparation of new route will be seen. Tha Intellects whiCh are giving the closest attention to the railroad development of the most successful of all nation are more free, more open-minded and more progres siva than ever before. The development In the way of trans portation from Europe are alro In accord ance with the mighty expansion of this people. The electric roadway Iu the prin cipal regions of the country are making itrlklng advance. In almost every thickly ettled part of the United State now trol ley Hue are building. Of theae routes not few are In the hands of the directors of conspicuous railroad companies. TO ABOLISH HA.D JI HIK. Minnesota Klertor Banish the Ancient Institution. - Baltimore American. Minnesota at the last election voted by large majority In favor of a constitu tional amendment authorizing the legis lature to abolish grand Juries and substi tute some other form of procedure In crim inal case. One of the comment on this action Is that grand juries are too slow for a progressive and go-ahead people. It Is not those who do rash and foolish thing that are the most progressive. A step may be taken which, after consider able trial and resultant dixaater, may have to be retraced, and that Is not progre, though It may be a go-aheadativenexa. The abolition of grand Juries may be an alto gether different step; it may be an Indi cation of the most enlightened progress. but the majority of the stute will be perfectly willing to have the progressive and go-ahead atate of, the west try It for a good long period before they adopt It. There does not appear to be any consti tutional objection to It. as the supreme court of the United State, by seven to two, has already rendered a favorable decision In a case sent up from Califor nia. The first objection which will occur to a lawyer Is that the grand jury ha been a common law procedure In criminal jurisprudence for many centuries, and dur ing all that time It appears to have served well it purpose. Of course, there are relic which have aurvived their useful ness, If, indeed, they ever had any. Cor oner' tnquesta are about as useless a can be Imagined. They undertake an Investi gation which ha no bearing on tha ulti mate decision of the case, and which must b gone over once by another Inquest and usually twice, for the magistrate 1 alio called on to Investigate. An indictment by a grand jury I a voucher that an offi cial Inquiry haa been made, and that there I good reaaon to try the party against whom the indictment I drawn. Those who would abolish the grand Jury would proceed by information. Thl would In the end be a much longer process than a grand jury Investigation, a I the case now In some European countries, or it would give one man a power which, when fully understood, would not ba tolerated by the people. It Is far better to go a little slower and have the right and wrong of cltiscus In the keeping of twelve men than to risk the sense of Irresponsi bility and the Insolence of office for a gain of a few day. The sifting of the In nocent from the guilty Is not tho least service of the grand Jury to the commu nity. If there were no grand Inquent nearly every man charged with crime would be proceeded MgainH by Informa tion, and the cuuna would hava lo b multiplied. HOI Ml ABOIT Tir.W YORK. Ripples on the t orrent of l ife In tha Metropolis. The Ingenuity with which small space which In other cities would be disdained a of no particular utility, are put to profit able use In New York, has been occasion alfy remarked upon, but perhaps the best example Is that of a tobacco store In the hopping district In Fourteenth street. The business of thl store is comprised in the remnrxable dimension of six by four feet It may seem somewhat Incredible that In thl diminutive space business can be car ried on But It Is. Somehow, room Is found for a considerable stock of goods and by an adroit arrangement of the In teiior, there Is sufficient area for two per son at least the owner of the place and one customer. Necessarily this Is not one of those stores where the buyer light hi clsar and lingers for a chat. Ruelness is brisk, nd the customer at once sees that he must move on to give the next customer a chance In the tiny place. H might be thought that the rent of such a wee store Is almost nothing. Real es tate, however, particularly in this locality. does not come as a gift or anything p proachliig It. Thirty dollars rental a month Is what the owner of the store is asked to give up for his odd little place, and HO a month he must pay. And he does enough business to pay It and have a good balance left. As a development of New Yolk's present transportation boom, which includes plan for the extension of all the existing sys tems and for the building of new lines, over head, under ground and under water, a great moving platform now loom up a more than a. probability. The novelty is part of the Pennsylvania's railroad's sys tem to handle the thousands of passenger coming from and going to Its new terminal station, and will be operated acros town under Thirty-fourth street, or from First venue to Ninth avenue. According to expert, the moving platform will permit the loading and unloading of 7.V passen gers a minute, while the train is in mo tion, or the delivering of 4T.:T) passenger an hour at a given point, which Is about double the capacity of the Intcrborough. Table complied by the Insurance Press show there are several blocks of buildings In New York City worth, with their con tents, $:S,rioa.Goa. In all America there are only three other cities that have a single block holding anything like this In value. These are Chicago, Philadelphia nnd Newark, N. J., each of which is shown to have & single city block containing prop erty valued at JS.onn.OdO. Boston has a block whose destructible property Is worth $7,000,000; San Francisco comes next with a block containing 0,000,0o. and Pittsburg follows, with Its richest block worth $5,000,000. The tables do not show the location of the $.'5.ooo,0ii0 block In New York City. In Philadelphia the block bounded by Kighth. Ninth, Market and Arch streets Is found to contain $8,000,000. Newark richest block 1 bounded by Market, Broad. Halsey and Bank streets, and Chicago's $8,000,000 block Is bounded by Wabash avenue, Randolph, Washington and State streets. That cities learn slowly the lesson of fire protection is shown by a list of all the great fire in American cities during the last fifty yours. Although Chicago was well nigh swept away In 1S71. having S1C5. 000,000 of property burned, that city had another fire within three years which cost $4,0(10.000. New York City's most destructive fire was on December 1. 1835. when $17. 000,000 of property was burned. Ten year later there was a $6,000,000 fire, but In re cent years New York City ha had few conflagrations that destroyed more than $1,000,000, the only one being In January. 1V1, when there was a blaze that swept away $1,091,000. John B. McDonald, the "father of the subway," Is ambition to add further lau rel to his crown. He has a plan to girdle the city with a vast subway system and he Is backed by the Metropolitan Securltle company, of which ho Is a director and the vice president. There is no Belmont money In the new enterprise. Roughly, the route of the new subway Is from the Battery north on the east side of the city, under William street and the new Rowery to Chatham square and thence directly north under Third avenue to the Harlem, under the Harlem and through the Bronx, maintaining as far as possible the strulght line to a point where connections may be made wth the proposed Port Chester rail roud. From the end of the main line, which will be In the vicinity of Wood lawn, a connecting line Is to be run south west lo a point between Van Cortlandt and Yonkers. Faljs, or voluntary leap, from the high bridges over the East river are not un usual occurrences, but the experience of Charles Summerfleld, an iron worker, who fell from the Williamsburg bridge Into tho Eat river, a distance of 125 feet, was a remarkable a it was thrilling. Summer field was at work on a girder, when his foot slipped on an ice-coated plank. He clutched for the girder, gave a yell and slid off through the network of ateel. He turned two complete somersault before he had covered half the distance to the river. Then he aeemed to gather himself a one would do If he were preparing to take a leap. He doubled his knees against his chest, clasped hi hands around them and ducked hi head. The man' composure waa remarkable, and those who witnessed hi acta were astounded that he could so control himself In midair. He evidently clearly saw his danger and did his best to save hs life. Striking the water on his side, he disappeared. In a few second he came to the surface and began swimming for all he wa worth. Those who were watching from the bridge aw him take several stroke ami then turn on Ills aide. In a few moments he was pulled aboard It tug and taken to a hospital. When he regained consciousness this afternoon Uummertleld said that he was formerly a cireu performer and that his training In the ring probably saved his life. Thl fact explain his rsmarkuble action when In midair. "The best way to describe my sen sation." he said, "la to say that 1 felt exactly like a man does after smoking an opium pipe. It seemed a though bundred of bright light held by fairies In fancy dresses wire dancng before my eyes." The hospital physician say that It Is probable that the man will recover. This wa one- of Henator Depew s store at the New York Republican club dinner: In the cuuipuign of ISM Mr. Blaine askod Mr. Depew to Introduce him In his tojr of this state. After they left Sing Bins one day Mr. Blaine asked what would be tha next atop. Mr. Depew told him It wa Pce!:ktll, "What that famous for?" asked Blaine. "Well, if you must know," replied De pew, "1 waa born there." "Why," said Blaine, "I alway thought you were bom In Poughkeepsle." "No." aald Depew. "Peekskil! ha tho honor." "Then I will do the Introducing tonight." aid Blaine. A crowd was waling for them at th hall and Wane went to the speaker' stand at once. "Whenever I come within lht of your city." h said, "my admiration of the beau Wttt of the llul-ion and lis Palisade Is put in the background by the more Impressive romi niliian e thnt In our lovely city wat born the disiIiiKiilshi'd orator whnm I am aLout to Introduce tu yuj. Uentlcmen, Mr. Chauueey M. Deptw." You walk with l.na t,ntf Mlr VlPf I iiti, jruu iwva v.t you give her sugar, you try all kinds of things! But she coughs all through the long night, just the same ! No need spending another night this way. Just a dose or two of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral will soothe the throat, quiet the cough, insure a good night's rest. Ask your doctor about the wisdom of your keeping this remedy in the house, ready for these night coughs of the children. Doctors have the formula. They know all about this medicine. Xao r the t. C. aim auiiMUnn or iTBR'8 FATS TtOOR-FoT hair. AUK'S 6Am8APAJULLA-Fm U SkMa FOH A PARCELS POST. Opposition to n Public Benefit Haed on SelBsh (iroondn. Chicago Tribune. A distinguished postmaster general once said: "There bre four reasons why we do not have a United States parcels post; ono s the Adams Express company, the second the American Kxpres company, the third Is the United Pt.ites Express company. and the fourth Is the Wells-Fargo Express company. No one can honestly complain, of course, f the express companies resist a movement which would expose them to competition But neither, on the other hand, should the express companies lift up their hands In surprise and horror If the people of thl country request the Postofflce department to engage uctlvely In a kind of business which Is a perfectly legitimate extension of Its present field. The postofflce depart ments of almost all other civilized countries carry parcels on a remunerative basis. The Postofflce department of the United Btate ought to expand Into tho parcel carrying business as fast as Is consistent with ade quale returns. It has an Immense collect ng and distributing machine already In ex steuce. It has the facilities for stimulating the business of America by providing cheap transportation for small packages of mer- handise. The present postmaster general has sug gested a small parcels post experiment. He would havo congress pass a law allowing packages not exceeding five pounds in weight to be mailed at the distributing postcfflce of any free delivery route for de livery to any person on that route at the rate of 3 cent a pound. He thinks that m this way the deficit due to rural free mull delivery would be considerably reduced. He think his plan is practicable, lie ought to know. The principle certainly Is right. The pOHtoffice ought to be used by the peo ple of America, who own It, as a mean of conVenlenoe and utility In any way which is congenial to It original purpose and which will no plunge It into financial disaster. rKRSOVAl, XOTES. It Is to be hoped that the government assault on the Paper trust will not be a mere fight on paper. The president and his cabinet appear to have been wrestling with the problem of getting Jiu-jitsu Into the curriculum of the naval academy. Manifestly it must be In troduced Jlu-jltlouly. Joseph W. Folk, the governor of Mis souri, ha accepted an Invitation of the Missouri Society of New Tork to be the guest of honor at Its annual banquet on Thursday, March 16. Jame R. Randall, the poet and Jour nalist, who wrote "My Maryland" and many other poems that have become pop ular, 1 stll living in Agusta, Qa. He wa born In Baltimore In 1839. Governor N. J. Bachelder of New Hamp shlre received as a Christmas present an exact reproduction of the famous Governor John Wentworth chair, used by Governor Wentworth from 1741 to 17H5. A real Indian princess, Mellnda Mitch ell, a descendant of Massasolt, I being entertained in Boston by the Daughters of the Revolution. She Is able to trace her genealogy from the time of her Illus trious ancestor. Th tttate Teachers Association of Michigan, in a recent session. Inaugu rated a movement for the erection of a monument to the memory of John D. Pierce, the founder of the Michigan edu cational system. Henry S. Prevost died recently In Lima, Peru. HI father wa ono of the first Americans to establish business In Peru, having gone there more than seventy year ugo. Mr. Prevost continued his father's business and hud extensive plantation In terests iu the country. Apropos of the kaiser's latest perform ance as a conductor of ti new opera at a dres rehearsal In Berlin, his patronage of music Is something a m.ijrnlllcent a are hi excursion Into the realms of art, me chanic and chemistry. "I do not think many Germans know," said the emperor at a dinner at Count von Buelow'a a few evenings ago, "that I spent last year out of my private Income $l,flt,u'K on opera and theater." ONLY 3 Um OF Annual Clearing Sale This Sale Absolutely Cash. WI7 FARNAM ST R EXT V 7i At O., tw.U. aTBR'S PTLLA-Por oraithMtfea. ATkK'S A00B CORS-For gialana J4 a(S. R KBATES O PRIVATE! CAR', A Feature of the Transport atloa Problem Beyond Reach of 1 J . Philadelphia Press. A trunk line official In New York tells ih Journal vt Commerce that rebate are pinl to large shipper by the owners of priv.it. cars, and that there Is no wuy to reach tn evil under the existing law. Ho cays th.it tho shipiMT do all their businee with the railroad company which obtains those cars from tho owners of a private line. Tha shipper tells what curs he wants, nnd after the transaction la concluded the private car owner pays the rebate to the shipper. That U dop-5 In accordance with an un derstanding or agreement between the ship per and the private cur owner, which lead the shipper to order that particular kind of car from tho railroad company. A Hi private car, of which thero are now "S.onJ In use, are not subjected to the interstate commerce law, thero is no way to reach the abuse of excessive charges and rebate Rebate are not paid, this trunk line official says, on business east of Chicago, except ing In the cape of these private cars, but be says that in his opinion they are still paJJw west or Chicago, it mat is tne case tne i is opttily violated. This official say that each railroad can not afford to maintain sufficient refrigera tor cars to do all of the business which at different time of the year Is offered, and that the only solution will be for a private corporation, such a the Pullman company, to owu and operate the cars. There Is no complaint against the use of private car. The complaint grows out of the fact that such cars are not subjected to the Interstate commerce law. Congress could rectify that wrong iu a very ahort time, and should do so. The railroad companies would all bs glad to have that done. i.AK;m; links. "Look out," said Uncle Eben, "fob ds man dat measure ynh friendship by de 'mount o' money yoh la willln' to lend him." Washington Star. Miss Plan Now, get a pretty a picture of me a you poMsihly can. Photographer Never fear, ma'am; when this Is touched up you won't know your self. CTc vela n. Lender. His Friend Money talk. Tho Promoter Ye, but sometimes It's mighty hard to get It to listen. New Yotk Prern. "Do you ever run for a train?" "No." "I suppose you consider life too short fur any such violent exercise? "No. I usually consider tho distance too long." Cleveland I '1m In Dealer. Mr. Uppagahist 1 hear they have paased a law In Iowa that no dcKencrate shall be allowed to marry. Mrs. I ppagainst But what will be the test of deaeneracy? Mr. Uppa gainst On. wanting lo act mar ried, I suppose. Judge. O'Rorke "lis queir. btit whluever I foal In me pants for run knifo 'tis always In Lbs Other pocket. MeToolc i hln why nun t yez Hlwavc real In the other pocket first, ye foolish man? Pittsburg Post. "What the drama wants," proclaimed the great manager. "Is quality, not quantity. ye. museri tne rnuc I ve noticed that, particularly In the eoetiimes of tha chorus girls." Cleveland Leader. TIIK SHADOWS. Frank Dempster Sherman. All up and down In shadow-town The shadow ciuniren go: In fvery street you're sure to meet Them running to and fro. They move around without a sound, Tliry play at iiiue-ann-seen, But no one yet that I have met Huh ever heard l hern speak. Beneath the trte you often see litem nancing in aim out. And In the sun there's alway on To follow you ubout. Go where you will, he follow still. Or sometime run before, And, homo at last, you'll find him Beside you at the door. A faithful friend I lie to lend His presence everywhere; Blow nut the light -to bed at night Your shadow-mute is there! Then h will call the shadow all Into your room to leap. And such a pack! they make It black, And nil your eye with sleep! fast i (? OUR , .I 9 maw a DAYS J Ad i