The Omaha Sunday Bee. EDITORIAL SECTION. PAGES 17 TO 24 ESTABLISHED JUNE 10, 1S71. OMAHA, SUNDAY MOUSING, DECEMBER 18, 1904. SINGLE COPY FIVE CENTS. RICHEST BLOCK IS OMAHA Mort Valuable. lgl Eittt in City Detrmind by AsMssmtnt. at HEART OF THE RETAIL TRABE DISTRICT Doaglae, Fifteenth and Sis- tee at h Street Doaad the Iqun IUi la Valued Ulghest aa Booki for Taxation. rwmt Inquiry from tha east pro pounded the question: "Which la tha moat Valuable business block In Omaha T' It la presumed that tba value of the land Within a aingle cJVy aquara La meant and not tba aggregate worth, of the ground and tha buildings upon It So assuming real aetata men and tha taxing authorities agree that the block bounded by Fanum, D u, laa. Fifteenth and Sixteenth atreeta la tha moat valuable tract of its size In Umaha. It la aaaeaHed the highest, ao far aa land la concerned, on the books of both the city and county, and real eetate men unani mously pronounce this conclusion correct. They say that the square Is virtually the business heart of the city because every aide of It presents a stretch of tha very best business frontage for retail purposes. Tha total city assessment of land and buildings for 1406 Is fl.171.600. Of this amount fflO.OW Is appo-'loned to tha lots and f4jl. (XX) to the structures. Both the c.ty and counj usfssors place a higher aggregate value on the block Just treat above S.xteerith street, but thlj la du4 to the fact that It contains the tjn-nrry New York Life building, assessed at $W0.0W. bringing the total up to U.iili'.uK). to which at leriM IlW.Oix should te added to make up fur deductions on ut-cmint of the s mi rellglous purposo for which purt of the Youiig Men a chr.Hllan association building la used. The lots In the block uie held to be worth iu2,ouu und the Improvement at $7G0,loO, buiiijj ono of tho few downtown blocks on which the buildings are worth more than the land. This block, thrtf..re, tailing all It contains Into coi.Mileratlon, is the most valuable one In Omaha according to the assts.Jinent.s. The county as .essments are somewhat higher than tho city. County Assesr Reed says that a fair set. lug valuation for tha block between Farnam and Douglas and east of Sixteenth street would bring tha aggregate value of this square up, deeplt the row of flat and reatdanoea on tha northwest ooroar. Tha block north, aa which la tha Boston store and Hayden Broa, la vary valuable, but dona not rank among tha hlgheat, be cause these two building and one other are about all tha Important structures It oon tains. The land on the west aide, also, la out of tha retail district ourrenU Although tha construction of the Neville and Hoagland block further south on Slx benth street, tha Bennett store at Six teenth and Harney, and tha purohaee of the corner, la feet aquara on Sixteenth and Howard, for IU0.0UO for the new Young Men Christian association building, show a trend to tha south from Farnam street, the section north of Farnam a Oil holds the a retail territory. I ' Haw ' " ' " ' " 8 111 iij) P fin M S zJ Sa TUR9ELI 1X1 LOJ TALKS. On Farblddea Groaad. Hare's one from Representative Kahoa of Kentucky: "A debating society waa formed In on of the counties of my district, and among the first questiuna debated was, 'Resolved, I That the negroes have mora cauaa for complaint than tha Indiana.' "It was stipulated the arguments should be confined to the United States. The first disputant on the affirmative opened with a speech to sustain hi position, every word of which waa listened to with close attention by the chairman. The disputant for tha negative made a few remark la answer, and then turned to tha Bible and oomnieuced reading passage for tha pur pose uX proving that some of the points made by his opponent war not backed up by tba good book. , "Tha chairman stopped him with, 'Halt tight where you are, Jim. Don't go any further. You have gone out of the United States for argument.' " is' ash villa Banner. ; r A n ill kHz I1.W0.000. Ho is positive In declaring it to b the most expensive square of land In Omaha, I'ncle Sam's Magnificent Property. Ail blocks, however, are put In the siiade by tha federal building block, which Is held to b worth ll.S7i.uoO by the govern ment, tha lota having cost 1-WO.OjO and the magnificent structure upon them 11,476,001). Nothing Is allowed for depredation because Of axtraa placed In tha building not In cluded in thla total. Tha lots were bought In 18.0 at an admittedly extravagant aum. Were they to be assessed today the valua tion would run between 1300,00 and 1400,000, however. Tha federal building square Is one block south of the New York LJfo building block, and like both the others has a front on Sixteenth street. The block between Farnam 'and Douglas treat from Fourteenth to Fifteenth has and aggregate assessment of $Sl.0u0 placed on It by tha city, the land being put In for 58,000; that between Farnam and Harney from Sixteenth to Seventeenth atreet I held for taxing purposes at fti!Mi,UU0, the land being considered at 6O17.D0O. The block east of Sixteenth between Farnam and Harney street 1 down for 717,uOo, the land at 1698,000, which real estate men declare too low because the northwest cor ner, occupied by a drug store and a shoo tore, i not worm less man juu.uw. mis corner, in tna opinion or many, is in most valuable full-sized corner lot in the city. Contents of the Block. Beginning at the fifteenth and Douglas treat corner of the block agreed upon aa having the great land value, the three story brick building occupied by Brown-Ing-Klng coinpuny Is assessed at 1116.000, la owned by Uw W. Hill and brings him a monthly rental of 11,000. The forty-four feet west has a three-story building on It, occupied by the Kllpatrlck Dry Goods com pany. It Is assessed at 163,000 and Is owned by the John Qulncy Adam estate of Massachusetts. The next forty-four feet Is In the nam of Emily J. Brlgga and is assessed at 166,000, having a three-story brick on It. The property next to It is owned by Benjamin F. Smith and la aa eased 600 higher because of an extra half foot To the west Is a twenty-one and one-half-foot lot owned by Abraham Martin. It ha an old two-story brick building In front and a saloon on the alley, tha whol property being assessed at $32,000. The oorner lot on Sixteenth street Is split in two, the east thirty-three feet being owned by Clara M. Wyman and assessed, With the building on It. at 160,000. The corner I occupied by the Brown building, five stertea high. The land I appraised by the city at LS6.000, making It the hlgheat Assessed bit of ground In the city for its else, and the building at $60,000. On Farnam street the two full Iota under Paxton building, which la owned by the ton O round Rent oompany, are assessed 1200,000, and tha building at 1176,000. The tfhanla lnt.l I . nw. , Kw T T Till! the whol property being valued at 1106,000, of which $70,000 I for tha land. The corner lot, 88X1)6 feet In stse, I in tha name of Moses William at al. trustees, and has i four two-atory buildings, the lots being 1 assessed at Stf.OOO and the structures at J $20,000. Behind them on Fifteenth street 1 a twenty-two-foot lot owned by Harriet A Confined Idea. "When I was a boy," remarked T. E. Ryan of Waukesha, as he caught sight of some old patriarchs who sent him into the retrospective mood, "1 went Into the cir cuit court room lu Madison, where Ueorge B. Smith and I. S. Sloan, two of Uie greatest lawyers of their day, were trying a case aa opponents. Mr. Sloan had a balilt of puncturing his address to the court with the expression, 'Your honor, I have an Idea.' The case had been dragging It weary length through tha hour of a warm summer day, when Mr, Sloan said; 'Your honor, I have an idea' "Mr. Smith sprang to his feet, assumed he I a dignified position, and with all solemnity Imaginable said: " 'May It please tha court, I move that a writ of habeas corpus be issued by this oourt immediately to take the learned gentleman' idea, out of solitary confine ment.' "The Judge smiled, the lawyers laughed, the spectators burst forth In a round of applause, and Mr. Sloan was effectively squelched.'" Milwaukee Sentinel. English Humor. Charles M. Pepper, the newspaper man who was appointed a commissioner on the Intercontinental Railway commission, tells on amusing story In which the main figure Is Henry Norman, the British Journalist, i Norman visited Washington a few year ago. One evening Just before the departure of the Britisher it was determined to put ui a Joke on him at the Press club. A Mr. ' Decker was selected to be the perpetrator. 1 This gentleman arose in his seat and, tak- 1 Ing a smull bell from his pocket, addressed Mr. Norman a follows: "Sir, I have been designated by my fel low members to convey to you an expres sion of our pleasure. On behalf of the Na tional Press club of Washington I am Instructed to give you this ring." As he uttered the word "ring" Mr. Deckel rapped the bell smartly and placed It upon the table. It waa plainly to be seen that the Eng lishman was taken aback. After a good deal of hemming and hawing he replied: "Mr. Decker and Members of the Na tional Press Club: Words fail me. I am overwhelmed. With respect to this gift, which I am pleased to receive, I suppose that Mr. Decker, a was only natural in the embarrassment of the moment, for we newspaper men are notorlousfy poor speak ers, has made a mistake, for he has, as you see, given me a boll Instead of a ring!" New York Herald. 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At the luncheon following the launching of the submarine torpedo boat Simon Lake X, Mr. Foster M. Voorhees, former gover nor of New Jersey, told this dory on a dis tinguished Virginian: The son of the Old Dominion had been out with the boys. As he softly opened the hall door the melodious voice of his batter half greeted him with this query: "What time is it?" "It Is early, my dear," responded the Virginian. "How can you aay so," exclaimed hli spouse, "when tha clock has just, struck two?" "All right," said the Virginian, hla vole thunderjng virtuous Indignation. "Ail right I If you choose to tak the word of a d d Yankee clock against that of a Virginia gentleman you may do so, but I have my opinion of you 1" Denver Republican. Fashion Pooled. Thomas Fogarty, the Illustrator, wag talk. Ing about modem fashion In dress. "It is hard to keep up with the fashions," h said. "They nre certainly confusing. I remember one night In my boyhood at the theater, a man In a rear seat all of a sud den Jumped up excitedly. " 'Down with that red umbrella In front,' ha cried. 'But his wife pulled him back Into his " 'Martha,' said my friend to tha maid, "what Is that scratching in tha kitchen? It must be the dog trying to get in.' " 'Huh!' said Mar. ha. Mat's no dawg cratohln' d do. Dat's da cook a-wii.ln a love letter to her honeysuckle.' " liOJion Herald. Tha Strenuous Life. A negro hack driver in Washing. on was driving along the atreet Wntn he encoun tered a funeral. A long line of coaches was behind a hearse, which was mov.ng along ft a lively rat. The negro vaa era or aside and audibly Inquiring tf It were true that Colonel Somebody, president of the Irrigation board, waa dead. " 'He Is,' was the reply. The colonel died this morning.' " 'Well, governor,' continued the citizen 1 dislike to exhibit any unseemly haste In the matter, but I very much desire to make application for appointment as hi succes sor.' "Aa near a I could make it out," con cluded Mr. Steffena, "The governor, courte ously motioning hla caller toward an ante room, informed him that it wou:d be nec- iiitAratltimia ant Hill not want tn rrmi tween the carriages in the fune.ai proocs- I ery tor him to take hla place la a wait. " 'For mercy's sake, hush!' she whispered. 'That Isn't an umbrella; it' a naw winter hat.' "San Antonio Express. Reciprocity, Joeeph Jefferson tall th story of a theatrical manager who met th repre- of them will be torn down before long, as sentutlve of an opera company, they must give way to more pretentious structures capable of yielding greater rev enue. Asotker Valuable Block. In the aquara between Farnam and Doug la and west of Sixteenth syeet, J. U Brandel & Sons own all of the north half of th block with the exception of forty. "Mr. Purclfal," said th manager, 'whan you play at Iioanoke visit tha Hotel In nery. The landlord serve a splendid din ner at W ci.ts a p. ate." "Thank you for the suggestion," replied th other, gratefully. "We play there next week." "How I this?" demanded Mr. Purclfal four feet in the name of Mrs. Elizabeth ) a week later- eminlng hla bill. "I am Pufrena, for which they have a nlnet-nlne-year lease. On this tract the firm will erect a ITC0.U00 department store building In th near future, having froutag on S xteenth, Douglas and Seventeenth atreeta For th full corner lot occupied by th Young Men's Christian association 3UO.O0O waa paid. Tb land under th New York Ufe bul ding la estimated to ba worth tllO.WO; that under Hj T . Ames bulldlns occurred hv th. People' store. t&i.uOO, and the building at I87.CU0, whll tha corner lot, 74xM feet In Ise, is assessed at fTi.000, and the Commer cial National bank on It at a like figure. U im th Naw York Life building that charged TS cent a plate, while th Oriental High Stepper company, which played her laxt week, had to pay enly SO cenia?" "My friend." retorted tfce land ord, con vincingly, "those other people charged me but CO cents to see their show; you de manded n cent." New Tork Time. f A Bsu Tea. Senator Pettus of Alabama was writing with a noisy, spluttering p-n Laying the pen down, he fmlled and said: "Once I waa spending th evening with a frlrnd of mine In Selma. We sat tn the dining room and from th kitchen cam a dreadful scratching sound. si on. He tried to drive around in front of the hearse, but could not make eu flick nt speed. After driving alongside the hearse for two block th negro cahid out to tha driven "Bay, bots, hold up an' let ma go past. My passenger is In a hurry and your Isn't." JL Just Claim. George Gross mi th, tn English comedian, telLs of a super who went to th manager of a successful play after tt had been hav Ing a long London run and demanded I raise of salary. "Sir," he said, "I have been playing my part for 100 consecutive nights with tha utmost seal and oar. Don't you think I should have a raise?' "What part do you play?" asked tha man. ager. "I am in Uie third act, sir." replied th aotor, apparently astonished at tha question. "I have to stake 20 In the gam. bllng scene." - "Your claim la Juat," replied tha manager. "Beginning tonight you may tak 10." Aa Bsplaaatloa. "Wa were bounding along," said a recant traveler on a local South African atngl Una railway, "at the rata of about seven miles an hour, and tha whole train waa baking terribly. I expected every moment to se my bone protruding through my kin. Passenger were rolling from on end of th car to tha other. I held on firmly to my seat. Presently w settled down a bit quieter; at least I could keep my hat on, and my teeth didn't chatter. "There waa a quiet looking man opposite m. I looked up with a ghastly smile, wish ing to appear cheerful, and sal J: " 'We are going a bit smoother, I sea." "Yea,' he said; "we're off th track now.' "Kansas City Indapendt. Offleeseekers the Ipot. "I had heard a good deal about th hust ling way of westvnsra." remarked Lincoln J. Steffena, whose graph! o storiea on th way certain western political machines are engineered are unlqu of their kind, "but It wa not until I called on th governor of recently that I realised how alow other aectloii of th country are in com parison. My interview waa Interrupted by a aumewhat excited oltltea taking th gov- Ing Una" Good Men to Lean, On. , About the third or fourth visit which Judge Parker made to New York during the lata campaign, he sent for Mayor Mo Clellan. The mayor responded promptly, and waa with the candidate five or ten minute. He had not been long at hi office In the city hall before he learned that Comptroller Orout had also been called to the Hotel Seville, where h remained about as long as did th mayor. The announce ment wa mad that Judg Parker bad asked both officials to speak for him dur ing th campaign, and that both had con sented. In the afternoon McClellan met Grout and there was soma talk about tha calls they had made upon the judge. "He wanted m to speak In New Jersey," aid McClellan. "He wanted m to speak tn Connecticut," aid Grout A both gentlemen have New York po litical aspirations they, of course, pre ferred not to go outside tha state. A they gased at each other with meaning looks. the mayor. In an earnest manner, asked the comptroller: "Grout, did h tell you that In caase he was elected you were th kind of a man ha would like to lean on?" "Did he say that to you, too?" almost houted Grout. And then they both laughed. Washing ton Post. A Brief I hoe If. Representative Dixon of Montana I tell ing of the experience of a young eastern woman with on of his constituents. She left th train at a way station in eastern Montana one afternoon and asked tb only man In sight how sha could get to her destination, far out In the country. "You'll have to wait for the atage In the morning," said th man. "You can't get any rig her.". But where am I to atop?" Inquired th ' young woman. "There' nothing here but the station, and I can't Bleep on the floor." "Gueea you'll have to bunk with tha ata- Oon agent." "Sir!" she exclaimed. "I am a lady." "Bo's the station agent." aaid th man New York WorhV I Dewey & Stone Furniture Company (115-1117 Farnam Street Store Open Evenings Until Christmas Special values this week in a large line of 1 'a iL i t goou iurnuure mat maKes -.j, cALciieni L-.iinsirnas pres ents. Nothing is more appreciated than good fur niture. Ours is good so good that we guaran tee every piece we sell. 111b A Brass Bed, or full size, at $35.03 Mahogany Dresser, at 31.00 Mahogany Chiffonier, at 30.00 Oak Dresser (flue) at 24.50 Oak Chiffonier, at 23.03 Curly Birch Dresser, at 27.00 B. E. Maple Drawer, at 36.00 Mahogany Davenport, at 27.00 Oak Davenport, nne, at 4.00 Leather Couch, at 35.00 Velour Couch, at '..13.00 Morris Chair, oak, at 12.00 Writing Desk, oak, at 16.50 Birch Desk, at 12 CO Mahogany Desk, at 17.00 B. E. Maple Desk, at 17.00 Hall Tree, weathered oak, at 1 .50 Leather ftocker, at 30.00 China Case, oak, China Case, oak, 1 i wm at ........$19.00 at 27. bO Buffet, oak flue, at..... 31.00 Buffet, oak, at .40.00 Dining Table, good, at .....14.50 Dining Table, nne, at 27.50 Music Cabinet, oak, at 7.50 Music Cabinet, mahogany, at........ 10. 50 Piano Bench, oak, at 10.00 Piano Bench, mahogany, at ..15.00 Library Table, oak, at... 15.00 Library Table, mahogany, at 16.00 Blacking Case, oak, leather top, at.... 3.50 Shaving Stand, metal, at 7.50 Parlor Cabinet, mahogany, at 33.00 Pedestal, mahogany, at 12.00 Pedestal, oak, at 9. 03 Hall Clock, weathered oak, at. .......37.00 Investigate These Prices