THE OMAFTA ILLUSTRATED BEE. Octobe? 10, 190i. . Playing the Role of Floater ; 1.7.1 - 1 J 'r- .... ' FRED BRTTNINO. LX, IS smooth sailing now. In my knightly nights we bad mighty rocky tlmei afloat," said a former member of Ak-Sar-Ben's parad ing hosts, in -a remlnlsoent "Four times I strutted on the decks, touching elbows with ve- mood, heaving nee red royalty, flirting with the angels. pirouetting with painted downs and doing divers stunts for the edification of the gaping multitude. On smooth pavements, such as Douglas street, a character pose could be maintained with dignity, but when we struck the rocky Farnom road dignity went overboard and every poser had to grip the stayrods. Mounted on small wheels, the float wobbled among the rocks, producing a sensation perilously close to mal-de-mer and preventing us giving to our respective stunts the deft, artlstlo touches for which the knights of other days were Justly esteemed. Now the floats float over smooth rails and the Jars and Jolts are a memory, "The first time I consented to address the legions of Qulvera In disguise fancy sug gested that the garb of a comlo opera fairy was Just my size. Graceful curve of limb, a round front, then strictly In fashion, and the vibrant lltheness of youth prompted the belief that in the shimmering costume of a fairy I would attract attention and win a magnum of applause. But I was running for a fall. Gently my wants were made known to Grand Mogul Meti. 'Huh,' he remarked, as he slsed me up, "you'd start a riot With that rig. What you want is a saddled barrel and the wand of Gam brinus.' Variety the Spice of 1,1 fe. "Later on, with the aid of a nerve torlo, I landed close to the front. I was told off as herald of the king, armed with a hunter's horn, with which to announce the royal presence. I became aware early In the gamo lhat the hunter's horn was empty and would not match my complexion or Impale the atmosphere with melody suited to the occasslon. It was supplemented with a tin horn, vintage of '84. By diligent practice 1 was able to toot a few thrill ing bars of 'Hail to the King,' 'There'll 'Be a Hot Time,' and a few wlerd shrieks of the Bemls siren variety. Bo fetching were these melodies that the tin horn maestro lives to tell the tale. "It was a glorious night and the knights were equal to it. The king mounted his throne with all the trappings of his sta tion. Dundreary whiskers of a corn tassel tint artistically smothered his Jawbones. A Jeweled crown was pinned to a wig of goldenrod tone, and a husky voice com pleted the headwear of as true a monarch as ever hit the corn belt. On each side of the throne were two blooming fairies--Juliet and Genevieve. In front the herald stood securely braced, gowned In tights, a Relation of the Recent Canadian Progress to (Copyright, 1904, by Frank G. Carpenter) T. LOUIS. Oct 11 rSDeclal Corre. SI spondence of The Bee.) "Both I Uncle Sam and John Bull are bringing money Into Canada," said Mr. William Hutchinson, the Canadian commissioner to the St. Louis ex position, as we sat together today in the Canadian pavilion. "Fifty thousand Amer ican farmers crossed the border last year, and wanow have about 300,000 American set tlers. Many of these are well to do. On the average 1 should say they bring about $1,000 ach into the country, so that we are at least taEO.000,000 richer from our recent American immigrants." "What Is the cause of the exodus?" I asked. "The high prices of land in the United States and the free government lands of Canada," said Mr. Ilutchlneon. "Our west ern country is what Kansas and Nebraska were forty or fifty years ago. The land la chiefly owned by the government und the railroads. The Canadian Pacific, which built its . line from Quebco to Vancouver, had the right to take a certain number of alternate sections. It picked them out in the richest parts of Its territory, and these lands are now for sale. The Hudson Bay company also had large grants of land which are now 'n the market , "The balance of the unoccupied soil be. longs to the government, and we are al lotting it to actual settlers In HO-acre tracts. All that the settler needs to do is to take out his papers, t d cost of $10, and live on and cultlvato the land for three years, when tho government will give hiin a title. If he has sons of eighteen years or over they can tka up the adjoining quar ters, and If such sons are unmarried they can live at home with their parents while proving up their land. The son of Mr. Duncsn, oue of my assistants here, Is an Indian boy of twenty. He was eighteen when he took up a quarter section, and next year he will get the title to It He has never had moro than J100 ahead; but when that title is proved ho will be worth 2,000. Thcro aro hundreds of such Instances. A family coming In takes up as much as It can, and Its members often buy the ad joining railroad lands, so that they have good-sized farms." "What aro lands worth?" I asked. "In the territory where they are being taken up from 7 to $12 per acre, accord ing to the character of the soil and Its nearness to the railroad. Speculators have picked up here and there some large tracta One company In St. Paul recently bought 1,000,000 seres at $3 per acre. They raided the price at once to $s per acre, and the people who would not touch It a few years ago, when It was a drug on the market at $1, fairly fell over each other In their eagerness to take It at $4." HenJred Mlllloa Arrs ot Wheat. "Just where to the new wheat region, Mr. Hutchinson?" , VThere Is some esst of Manitoba, but the great wheat country of today Is In Mani toba, and in Assiaibola and BaskatchevaDi km CHARLES KARBACH, WILLIAM BUTT. cute little sawed-oft coat buttoned In the back and braided In front. A Tyrolean hat and plume completed a spectacle fit for gods and kids. Veraaealar of the Float. "For a time the king maintained a frigid dignity, which promised to develop Into a frost. Juliet and Genevieve shivered till their teeth rattled. 'Girls,' I whispered. sweetly, 'Oet together and I'll lend you my arms.' 'Go to, you ancient freak,' mur mured the gentle Juliet, 'go chase yourself!? Meanwhile the king preserved a straight face. 'Who's his nibs?' yelled a disrespect ful urchin. 'Is It alive?' cried another. 'Truly it is,' replied Genevieve, having in serted her hat pin in the royal calf. " 'Your majesty, the enemy has laid wires about the throne!' cried the herald,- as a low wire caught the royal canopy and halted the procession. 'So I observe,' re plied his majesty. 'Now I am up against It. Get an ax, Jule, and shin up the pole!' 'Tour wish is a command,' responded the nimble Juliet, as she shinned. "Turning Into Farnam street at Tenth, an Inspiring scene opened to view. A root of many colored lights In an ascending line, festoons of light on either side, the added brilliance of fireworks, and the Jam of admiring spectators formed a beautiful and thrilling spectacle. For several blocks O. W. ARNOLD. P. :r -Y' 5 '.. . -l mu i ii tmt which lie west and northwest of It, and also in Alberta beyond. These states have vast prairies with wheat lands of about 280,000,000 acrea That is equal to ten states the olze of Ohio and It Is estimated that 100,000,000 acres of this are now offered to ' homesteader" "Just north of that region," continued Mr. Hutchinson, "lies Athabasca, a vast territory which will raise wheat, but which has not yet been opened up to set tlement Athabasca contains more than 1(0,000.000 acres. It Is more than three times as large as your state of New York. Altogether we have now 173,000,000 acres in the northwest which have been surveyed, but not yet taken up, and three-fourths of this is wheat land. The wheat belt Is a tract about 1.000 miles long and 400 miles wide. In the eastern part of Canada there are vast pulp wood farms, the trees of which are worth about $40 per acre. This is also wheat land when cleared." "What is the wheat output of the west ern country now?" "Last year It was 66,000,000 bushels. Twelve years ago It was practically noth ing." Hiss Canada to Feed John Ball. "What are Its possibilities?" "W shall feed the world." said the Ca nadian commissioner. "Uncle Sam has boasted of feeding John Bull with a spoon, but the day will come when his daughter. Miss Canada, will do that for him. Indeed, bis fat stomach is already filled with our wheat, flour and cheese. I believe that we shall feed Uncle Sam as well. Your wheat lands play out after a time. Good hard wheat cannot be raised by fertilizers and Intensive cultivation, so that the hard wheat country tends to go to the new lands. Moj cover, you will grow in popula tion through your Immense mineral and manufacturing resources to such an ex ' tent that you will not be able to raise' your own food. You have (0,000,000 people. By and by you will have 800,000,000. Then we will feed you." "We are a nation of farmers," continued the Canadian commissioner. "That Is our business which we expert to develop Just as you are doing your manufacturing. At present there are many large farms, but. also many small onra. About 87 per ctnt of the farmers of Canada own their own farms. This Is rrpeclnlly so with the French of tho northeast. In the west farm ing is done on a large scale. The land Is broken up with gang plows. The thretli Ins is done by threshing gangs who go with their Immense machines from farm to farm. Ten thousand Americans, came Into Canada lust year to help us harvest our wheat crop. "The harvext are too big to be put Into barns, and great elevators have been bull' at the rallwa stations, so that the when goes direct from the thresher to the ele vator without a long haul. We have now more than 1,000 elevators west of Lake Su perior, which will hold over 40.COO.000 bukh els ct wheat at one time. We bave one sievaior ki, Foil WUU pji LJtt Eujjcrlux , I' r. ' FRANK SIMPSON. the royal entourage viewed the scene In mute admiration. Presently the- Increas ing rudeness of the highway caused the chariot to sway menacingly, and the king grasped a bunch of his beard to steady the throne. 'Wouldn't that Jar you?' he whis pered to Juliet; 'how fares the fair?' 'I feel a trifle rocky myself,' responded Jule, with the smile of an officeholder on pay day. Up the granite heights we moved with be coming majesty, accepting unmoved the plaudits of enthustastlo subjects. The castle of Cibola was reached and a halt was called to permit the customary wel come and presentation of the keys. Govern ing knights, mounted, ranged about the royal person, the president of the board on his left Now on the right arose the vail of Cibola, armed with a ream of ponderous speech which he proceeded to unwind. The king looked on amazed, and, turning to the sympathetio Juliet, he sobbed: 'A roast on our right, a Fry on our left; by the beard of the king, 'I see my finish.' A diplomatic hint induced the vail to cut it short, the keys of the city were presented, the gates swung open, and to the inspiring trains, 'We Won't Go Home "Till Morning,' from the herald's horn, the chariot entered the fabled city. Joya'o'f a Hock Hanging;. "On experience with the king if&a mm lift cf -St 4 J. M NAMARA. n: m R. E. WILCOX. which has a capacity of 8,200,000 bushels. We are building more elevators right along and more railroads. I tell you, you people do not realize what Is going on In the Ca nadlan northwest We have an empire there which Is growing faster in population and wealth than any other part of the world. We have some millions of square miles of (he best land on earth. It is a black loam, very deep and very rich." IIoOTJWfceat Is Raised In Canada. "But Mr. Hutchinson," said I, "If these lands are so good why bave they not been taken up before7" "For several reasons. There were no railroads until lately. We did not know what we had. We thought these lands too far north for wheat Some of the best of them are OCQ mUes seam the norU) pole LV-M U Jit HON. WII.T-IAM H UTCHIN SON CANAD WORLD'S FAIR. . w on King Ak-Sar-Ben's Electrical Floats ::::. X. a CALLAHAN. enough. Too much dignity chills youthful ardor, and checked the desire to cut the capers that make the shallows holler with Joy. A change for the better was not long In coming. Next time I was detailed to as sist at a hanging bee. There were three In the bunch, chosen for their experience in hanging around the corners. The float represented a Texas epic, scenically per fect. In the foreground a majestio tree limbed for business. The story Illustrated was a type of Lone Star product. The vil lain In the case had attaoted a frontier settler, tickled his nose with a sawed-oft gun, kissed his crying daughter and robbed the premises. Had the villain been satis fied .with these Incidental proceedings all might have been forgiven. But he wasn't Roping the Uvllest horse In the pasture he mounted and rode away. Pursuit was prompt and persistent, and at the end of three days the desperado was captured. Keeping- I'p the Good Work. "All this was down In detail In the books and onlookers were presumed to know them In order to appreciate the significance of the finishing touches we were ordered to put on. From start to finish we never wearied of the good work. We had the villain all right and gave It to him good and plenty. To Insure an effective Job, we put a stout brace around and under his arms, ED PALMER, than this city of St. Louis. We also thought the 'seasons would be too sort to plant and harvest We have now learned how to work. We break up the ground In the summer or fall, and seed the wheat crop in the following spring. Perhaps we may raise a crop of flax first The next spring, as soon as the snow has gone and while the ground is still frozen. It may be for several Inches, we run the seeder over the fields and cover the grain with the dirt on the surface. There may be only one inch of soil frozen, but the first hot days bring the wheat up by magic. It comes with cy clonto swiftness, and lol the whole country Is a sheet of green. I have known of three wheat crops being .planted in three succes sive years without plowing, although we do sot advise that The frost keeps thawing V " 'V. XI COMMIES I ONXTl GENERAL TO TttVI t i . 1 r ' ' " ' 1 ... w 3! - IS ' If, , hi ii , Til Aw FRED SCII AM EL, a snaffle on the end Just outside his collar. The rope fitted this to a t so that every time ita kicked the atmosphere his mhW was. not impaired. We yanked him up a score of times. The crowd enjoyed It as though it were the real thing, and seemed to feel they were getting the worth of their money. Special Show for Court House. 'The most artlstlo swing of all was pulled off for the edification of the court house and city hall throngs. 'Scene in Texas' on sign board thirteen, gave the crowd a hint that there would be some thing doing. There was. We threw a little ginger Into the game by rushing the vil lain around the tree, discharged short arm artilery, cornered and disarmed him. The trusty rope swung Over the limb with a swish that betokened business, and the vil lain was swinging in the air before sheriff or policeman could Interfere. The crowd preserved a solemn silence, awed by the spectacle and the swift work of the execu tioners. We were congratulating ourselves on the success of our finishing touches, when the rope slipped and the villain dropped on the deck. There was a sus picious crash followed by a moan. Ex animation showed that the .villain's hip pocket fla k was smashed by the fall, and the broke glass cut a large red rash where GEORGE S. CACKLET. out for weeks and gives moisture to the fresh young wheat" The Floor Mills of the Northwest. "Tell me something about the yield per acre." "It Is better than yours by a great deal Our average for ten years haa been twenty one bushels per acre. The United States rarely 'shows an average of more than fourteen." "What do our American exporters think of the prospect V "They don't like It. The Minneapolis millers have been establishing mills to grind Canadian wheat for export. The wheat Is shipped there In bond to the sea coast. They do this on the ground that the Canadian hard wheat sent to Europe is used there to mix with the European wheat In making flour similar to the American, and Is thus hurting your export flour trade." "But why do you not ship flour to Europe?" , "We do. We have large mills at Winni peg and at Montreal." Winnipeg In 1004. "What kind of a place Is Winnipeg?" "It is the Chicago of Canada, and the metropolis of the new wheat country. It Is the gateway-to the northwest, and It grows as fast as our grain fields. It has now 70. 000 people, and It built more than $5,000,000 worth of new buildings last year. It has electric lights and railways, boulevards and all modern Improvements. It will always be the great city of that part of our coun try." ' "What other big towns have you?" "The most of our towns out there are small, but they grow rapidly. Calgary has now 10,000, end Edmonuton, which Is way up at the terminus o( the railroad in Al berta, has 15,000. Only a year or so ago It had 1,600. Our big cities are now In the east. Montreal Is the largest, with $25,000. and Toronto is next, with porhnps 100.000 less. We are, however. Just on the edge of a development." The Canada of the Fntnre. Tes, Mr. Hutchinson, but have you not been on the edge a long time? What are your population and area?" "Our area is bigger than the whole United States, and our population la now about ,000,000. We have grown slowly, but the elements of our national make-up are bct- . ter .than yours. We are largely Anglo Saxons, with a mixture of French, who are thrifty asd essily governed. You have a large element from southern Europe and eastern Europe which Is not so good. Many . of your big cities are full of It. Take Buf falo, for Instance, Just across the border. Half of Its city officials snd policemen are Skis, and they have a large population -Cf Skis." "What do you mean by Skis?" "I mean roles and Russians and people from southeastern Europe. They are not the kind of an Immigration we are curo-t Ing, nor do they make up any large ele ment of our people. We want Anglo-8axons, Germans and Scandinavians, and we are getting them very rapidly. James J. Kill, ft I J . . , -. . w J B. ROTCB. JOHN KELLET. no gash ought to be. It was the cruelest cut of all, a drop too much that sent our spirit down several pegs. "For ptcturesqueness and naturalness of pose the role undertaken McKlnley year deserved the bun. We were a pair to draw to. In our ordinary habiliments, standing side by side, we would readily pass for the two Johns. So there seemed to be a pecul iar fitness in our selection to pose as monks. Now there are lean monks as well as fat monks, and if the truth were known the lean far outnumber the fat But public Ideas of monks are founded on reprints of the famous wine cellar picture, and to that extent our physique fulfilled the popular notion. Just what the architecture of the float represented was known only to Gus Renze and he can keep a secret We were clad In the habiliments of woe, cowled on top and roped at the forty-fourth parallol of robustltude. Needlessly It seemed to us, we were supplied with baldheaded wigs and zuchettos to match. Throughout the long wearying march we maintained an outward Bhow of pious repose, Caring little for the applause of the worldly-minded, bowing now and then to the salutations of pit and gallery. Occasslonally our thoughts and eyes centered on the painted flagons on the float, the pictorial barrels and spig ots that turned not. The hollowness of our situation oo a thirst night smote us with 1' . y-.m f '.V; C. Ij. HUTCHINSON. American one of your great railroad men, says he believes that within fifty years Canada will have a population of 60,000,000. It can easily support several times that number." "How about Canada becoming a part of the United States?" "That will never come," said the Cana dian commissioner. "Our people don't want It We are satisfied with our own government and think in many respects it is superior to yours. We did have a' party of annexationists some years ago, but that feeling died with the McKlnley bill." "How so. Mr. Hutchinson?" I asked. "That bill operated against Canada, and It made our people angry. It Injured many of our Industries, but in the end it proved the best thing that could have happened to us. Before that we were shipping hay and grain In large quantities to the United States. They were sent across from eastern Canada and taken in steamers as far down as Boston. Many of our French farmers ' depended upon the American market When the bill was passed the hay had to be used at home, and the priests, who rule tho French population, ordered their, farmers to add CO per cent to the number of their stock and to raise cheese and butter. They did so, and now we have a great dairying Interest as the result. The farms of that region are doubly and trebly as fertile through feeding the grain and hay at home. We are now annually shipping about $4,000,000 pounds of butter and 230,000.000 pounds of cheese to England, and this is largely the result of your McKlnley tariff." Canada's Trade with t'nlted States. "Give me some idea of your trade with the United States, Mr. Hutchinson," said I. "We are doing more business with the United States tnan with Great Brltuln," said the commissioner from-Canada. "Our trade with you last year amounted to more than $216,000,000. It was more than two fifths of our foreign trade. Of this our American sales footed up about $73,000,000, and yours to us over twice that. On a per capita basis you annually sell us an aver age of more than $20, or more than $120 per family. Of course, the goods do not aba'i. lutely amount to anything like that per family, as a great purl ui them is com-' posed of raw materials which we ut.e In manufactures." ' - The conversation here turned to Canada's new tariff laws, which are now about to be put Into force. Mr. Hutchlneon said: ' "Canada Is now enacting, or rather Is about to enforce, some new laws as to Its foreign trade. It does not propose to be the dumping ground of the factories of the foreign nations, the place where they 'can ship their surplus snd sell it at lower prices than they are asking at home. We do not consider this fair to our own fac tories. We propose that such goods shall be kept out of the country or admitted on such conditions that they will not have an advantage over our home products. As It Is now your factories here will sell goods to Americans at high prices through the trusts or tariffs, and then dump their surplus Into Canada and sell It at a little above cost 'if p m I" '- . I O. C. KUETINa Irritating force, but wo kept straight facea, We' agreed, however, to give the grand stand the best we had In stock. Before that vast sea of eager faces we lowered the cowls, doffed the zuchettos an sa laamed to the multitude. Unfortunately the zuchettos were pinned to the wigs and both came off, exposing two hairless domes as smooth as fly ever skated on. The crowd observed and tittered audibly. We sank Into our cells and wept. It was a sad ex posure, a melancholy finish." Reported by request from 1903 Ak-Sar-Ben number of The Bee. Prettle of the Youngsters "Mamma," said little Edith at dinner, "do people have wishbones like chickens r "No, dear," was the reply. t "Well, mamma," continued the small In quisitor, "do you s'pose chickens have everything they wish for7" Tommy's mamma found him rummaging the pantry. "Oh, it's you, you naughty boyt" she ex claimed. "I thought it was burglars." "So did I," answered Tommy, "and I waa lookln' for them." Teacher If your mother bought four bas kets of grapes, the dealer's price being 23 cents per bosket bow much money would the purchase cost her? Tommy Tou never kin tell. Ma's great at beatln' them hucksters down. "Come here, Bessie,1' said a visitor to the daughter of the hostess, "and tell me how old you are." "Do you mean when I'm at home or when I'm riding on a street car?" asked Bessie. Fourteen-year-old Emma, who had come home from her first day's schooling In ele mentary physiology, was questioned by her, parents as to what she had learned. "Papa," she complained, "I don't think I like physiology." "Why not, my dear?" "Well, teacher was explaining digestion to us today, and she said we had to mix salvation with every mouthful of food." A Russian emigrant of tender age was being registered In a down town Phlls delphla school. The teacher questioned. "What is your name?" "Katinka," replied the child. "And your father's name?" "I newer hat one," came the quick re sponse. "Then tell me your mother's name," again said the teacher, kindly. "I newer hat no mudder neither," an swered the little child, seriously. "I was born off my gran'mudder." Interests No country can build up a manufacturing Industry under such conditions. American Money In Canada. "Is there more American money invested In Canada outside the farm lands?" "Yes, , a great deal," was the reply," "Your capitalists have investments in our railroads, our mines, forests and factories, as well as in other things. There are a number of American stock raisers who have crossed over the border from Mon tana Into Alberta to take advantage of the vast grazing ranges there. Some have shipped their cattle from Texas and Ne braska to that part of the country. Cattle, horses and sheep graze out of doors there the year round and Just now cattle are bringing good money. Steers were sold at from $40 to $50 per head last year." "What kind of stock do you have?" "All the best breeds." said Mr. Hutchin son. "We won't admit poor stock into the country. We have laws that bulls for breeding purposes must be well bred and registered. The result Is that we shall eventually have about the best cattle on this continent. We have as good as any on the average now." In company with Mr. Ifutohlnson, I took a walk through some of the Canadian de partments at the exposition here. That country has one of the best of the for eign exhibits, and best arranged. The grain Interests are well displayed, as are also fish, game, fruits and minerals. Can ada is now shipping vsst quantities of ap ples to England; It Is raising tons upon tons of honey for export; and Its woods and wood pulp products are among the greatest of the world. Its mineral display Is especially fine, showing In vast quan tities those specialties for which the coun try Is noted. Said Mr. Hutchinson as ae walked through tho Canadian division of the mining building: Fortunes In Asbestos and Nickel. "See those piles of asbestos; that Is a great product of my country. We hava the best and richest asbestos on earth, and we are furnishing 90 per cent of the world's supply. That pile of ore further on Is r.lckel; we have tons of It here. That Is another of Canada's specialties, for we supply 50 per cent of all used by man. It Is employed, you know, largely In the armies and navies of the world, being used ia make she. Is, armor plate, etc. IRto Is a pile of corundum of which we furi.lh 85 per rent of the world's total product, and that ore further on is a combination of cobalt, nickel, tllver and arsenic; It comes from the new mine Jiut dlMcovered by a little French blucksmlth, who Is l.kcly te make millions out of his And. Wo have, In short, almost all kinds of metals, from coal and Iron to gold. Our country has never been prorpected as has the United Ststes, and some of the chief mineral dis coveries of the future may be looked for from Canada, British Columbia and In the regions of the Yukon." FRANK O. CAR FEN TEX