t3WaMfisCi32r9Sl EDITORIAL SHEET. PAGES 13 TO 24. I ESTABLISHED JUNE 19, 1871. OMAIIA, SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 11, 1904. SINGLE COPT FIVE CENTS. . T- Barnum & Bailey's 3EC-hE town Monday. The parade will pass the Bennett store about 11 o'clock. The best sidewalk space for seeing, the parade Is around the Benntt windows. It's really the "grand stand. " Come and see the parade from our corner Come in the store and wait. It's Worth Something to Know Where you may' bo absolutely certain of buying The Horse Show Window A strictly Bennett creation want you to admit its superiority over all previous store window triumphs. It's one of the best ads that the Omaha Horse Show has been given, and is the first of our gorgeous, annual, Sept.-creations. The climax will be Ak-Sar-Ben. Watch Bennett's windows, and watch Bennett's ads. The Omaha Sunday Bee. ft 333332X2X5 PfflN N tXiUM, mm Get Your Ak-SarBen Colors aid x Festooning for Decorating Sporting Goods Dept Wall Paper Great clearance eaie Monday and Tuesday in Wall Papor Dept. Good White Blanks, per . Tn roll. Parlor, DlnlnHoom and Bed R-xm Papers up from A per roll U Room Mouldings, up from, per ,ft.. : a Wall Paper Cleaner, Iflp per can.? ....lUt I aspect oar new fall stock, 3d Floor Fountain Pen Sale For School use, k. Gold Point, gua ranteed, for one year, regular price 2.50 epeolal this . week... $1.00 and forty ($4) "S. & H. " Green Trading Stamps. olid 14 list Dorothy Dodd Footwear f Faultless fitting, ideal comfort-giving, feather - weight, v long-wearing footwear. Every . pair is strictly guaranteed. There is id Jglove, gilt-edge satisfaction in Dorothy Dodd footwear. It isn't in one feature that tbey excel, but in every featured Fall Stock now on sale Shoes $3.50 and $3.00 N Oxfords $3.00 and $2.50 Ari Upheaval in the Uaniware ectibh For bustle and buslnea the Hardware Section ia pulling up on the Grocery. It's because reliability is our plum line and cut price our habit. II ere are some things that every home. neda and there are Little Green Stickers in volumes with W Mrs. Potf s nickel QQn plated Irons ;;j;vou An W Hi) Little tinea Palsy Ctothe YfrinTL guaranteed tor i UK ne year 1,0,3 And m (illS) Little preen Btlckerii; Rival wood (rtm elsthes wrlngerj all while rolls, Ertsfc 2.34 And lee ()16) UtU Green Btioker. -Novelty wood frame clothe wrtDffW, 1 guaranteed fur three years, O 7Q And loe (HW Little Green itluk.ra, One hundred Sr. h '' Green Trad ins Htampa With any elettte WringW Monday; tiZ? ..68o And M ($3 Little Urwm Btlehers. Four Hook Hall Raess, 'XOr tor ;iu., mn uiiiiiii ,6U And ffl ($) UtUo Green BUekera, S , 'I' I'Wfl Grocery Dept. 28c ..25c ITOICTLT RELIABLE GROCERIES , AT MOXEY-SAVINO PRICES. Ten (1) "8. & H." Green "Trading Stamps with la. pkjs. Bennett's Capitol Cof fee, for Ten fll).HB. & H.w Green Trading Stamps with pound whole Pick ling Spices Ten ($1) "S. & H." Green Trading . Stamps with pound New York Cream Cheese 3 Twenty ($2) "S. & H." Green Trading Samps with pound f O pkg. Tea Sittings IOi Twenty ($2) "S. & H." Green Trading Stamps with gal- C A Ion Jug Catsup Jvt Ten ($1) "S. & H." Green Trading Stamps with lb. can Ben- "lyl n nett's Capitol Baking PowdfC Ten ($1) "8. & H." Green Trading Stamps with gallon best l C Pickling Vinegar ....( Baked Beans, 3-lb. can.lOc Worcester Sauce, bot. . . 10c Lemon Extract, bot: .... 5c Salmon, pound can. . . . .10c Imp. Sardines, can . ...10c CANDY DEPT. Tea ($1.00) s. k. H. Green Trading Stamps with box pure Sugar Stick ,11 Candy The First Big Gun, or Our Fall Announcement is. Dry Goods Dept. New Colored Dress Goods. . 15 pieces, 48-inch fancy two-toned zibelinen, new designs, extra higll finish, fl.DO value, yd. . $1 20 pieces 54 to 58-iu. Tailor Suitings in all the new combinations strictly first-class and up-to-date fabrics, $1.75 value, Monday, yd 1.25 15 pieces 4S-in. zibelines and Baltic Suitings all the new colorings, ,a beautiful line of $1.25 vaktea Monday, yard .' 85c 25 pieces 46 to 51-in. plain colors, fancy figures and mottled effects, mohairs and Sicilians, for shirt w;aist suits on sale Monday, yard . .75c New, Black Dress Goods. 5 pieces 48-in.-new black zibeline, extra high fin ish on sale Monday a regular $1.25 Value, for, per yard .85c 5 pieces 4G-in. new black Voile, the, correct fab ric for dressy skirts, has a beautiful crisp fin ish on sale Monday $1.39 value, yard. .1.00 10 pieces 54-in. new black Broadcloths and Mel tons correct material for jackets and skirts- ranging in price from, yard, $2 to. ..... . .75c Silks The Very Newest Creations for the Horse Show and Ak-Sar-Ben Ball. Two special numbers on sale Monday in two toned shotted weaves very elegant styles at, yard,' $1.00 and 85c Specials Monday for Evening Wear. The finest grade of Crepe de Chine. 1.00 Pallet de Soies, soft and dainty, at . . . . . .1.00 Choffolets, 44 inches wide, at 1.00 Pcau de Chamois, 24 inches wide, beautiful plain shades, $1.25 value, at 1.00 VELVETS Fancy patterns for waists and suits, yard, 89c and .75c Silk mull, plain and floral designs, an exquisite material for an evening costume, at a moder ate price Monday's prices, 45c and. . : . . .25c - New Fall Suits. Nearly one thousand to select from. The very . latest in Norfolk suits, tourist suits, jacket suits, Empire suits and blouse suits. We chal lenge any house west of Chicago to show such a complete stock. Prices from $50 to $25, ' $23.50, $22.50,; $19.75, $18.50, $16.50, $14.50, $12.50 $9.90, $7.95 and 1 5.95, Women's New Rain Coats. Fine serge, navy blue, Military cape, plaid lined, velvet collar, guaranteed 2.95 $3.50 gray mixed, shoulder capes, full sleeve and belt a $5.00 coat,, at '.3.5U $3.50 finest wool serge, navy with handsome plaid lining, Military cape, velvet collar. 5.50 Misses' and Children's Rain Coats Warranted waterproof, worth $3.50, 'at 1.48 Bargains in Linens. Hemstitched Cloths 2, 2J and 3 yards long value $1.75; $2.15 and $2.50 price Monday, $1.95, $1.75 and 1.35 Napkins Bleached and unbleached 22-inch . square--regular price $2.25 Monday . . 1.75 Linen Towels Fifty dozen all line lluck Tow eJfs 24x45; in., regular price 50c, Monday. .39c KIMONA FLEECE FLANNELS The swellest designs, light and dark colors, three special lots, Monday, Lot HOC, Lot 2 l2c, Lot 3 18c Muslin Underwear. 100 dozen ladies' muslin and cambric night gowns, chemises, skirts and corset covers fine lace and embroidery trimming, all sizes values to 75c Monday's price, garment. . 59c Big Drive in Cotton Hosiery. Children's, girl's and misses' fine ribbed, extra - spliced heel and sole, sizes 5 to 9J. Boys' "steel frame" heavy ribbed, sizes 6 to 10. Ladies' super elastic hem top, spliced sole, all black, black with white foot and fancy black lace-Vevery pair warranted fast black values from 20c to 35c Monday we sell them all, at, per pair 15c STAMP SPECIAL. AT THE LADIES" NECKWEAR DEPT. Buster Brown, lace collar "all white," dnlnty designs of fine chiffon and pretty Valenciennes lac valufs from 36c to 75c Monday OCc we sell them at. each, 60c and t-w With double "S. & H." Green Trading; Stamps. 500 pieces Wash Torchon Lace, Edges and In sertions splendid designs, widths from to 4 iqch values up to 10c yard Monday, yd. . 4c We have just received our new line of lace and jet trimming, collars and berthas beautiful designs of the newest fall styles Prices, each " from $6.00 to .756 AD ependable Piano Where you run no risk of buying a "fake' pianol Where every piano sold carries the written guarantee of some reputable factory. Where the lowest prices are told you at once, without any haggling about it. Where the prices are always - the lowest and the terms the easiest BENNETT'S IS THE PLACE. Sheets With Stamps. heavy 59c Bed Sheets, 81x90 inch., bleached muslin regular value 75c on Monday. f ' And ten (11.00) Little Green Stickers Mil Horse Show and Ak-Sar-Ben Ope alng in Millinery. . Thursday, Sept."l5th. Miss Knowlton invites every lady to this superb display of the world's best down-to-the-hour creations in millinery. For exclusiveness, exquisit ness and elegance this Horse Show and Ak-Sar-Ben millinery display is pronouncedly ahead of all others. The delicacies of colorings and shades, the dash and life of these - oreationa make.them peerlesa. COME THURSDAY. iui liiTllMinHiinJ PEACHES FLUAVS PKUINES The greatest fruit rala of the Reason Monday and Tuesday. v too boxes fine Large Colorado Freestone Peaches, per box Mo and twenty (JiOOf LltU Ureen Stickers with every box. Rich and faucy Colorado Flemish Pears, large boxca (Lf& and wenty (1X00) Little Green SUukars. HO baskets flnet Plums and Prunes, red. rreen. blue and Tel. ,ow,' at per basket 25c, Art Specials in Sep tember Sales Big Matted tfn Pictures .... And 10 ($1) "S. & 11." Green Trading Stamps. 100 odd pictures, Japanese, 1 r etc. at lOW And 15 ($1.50) Little Green Stickers. I Sample metal frames, big bargains, worth to $2.00 closing all out at . ...25c Pyrography Nut Bowls, 'reg ularly 90c, sale price. 69c Candle sticks, regularly 75c, sale price l..4Qc Dresser Boxep, regularly 1.85 sale price 1.69 Outfits, our big special, reg ularly $3 sale price. 1.98 Visit our Art Gall erics Framing Dept. CROCKERY HOT SHOTS Wellsbach Gns Burners, complete with shade, mantle, burner Ailr and chimney "jv And fifty (5) Little Stickers. Mason Fruit Jar Rub bers, per dozen, 1fn only '" And twenty (COO) Lit tle Green Stickers. Twelve-inch Glass Vases, IOC And ten (1) In Little Green Stickers, Neat Lead Blown Thin 9 ounce Table Tumblers nice etched turn- Kq biers with Greek Btars, each And five (50c) Little Green Stickers. Colored Candle Shades, . 1fc each lufc And ten ($1.00) Little Green Sticker Pint Mason Fruit Jars 45C And thirty ((3) Little Green Stickers. IIAVILAND & CO. LTMOGES CHINA 100-PliOCHI PINNBK BETS Wild rose decoration on the OA 1tt Ranson shape.. J.JO Examine eur fine line of nice table tunblers, wines, sherries, . clarets, cocktails, goblets, eta. you will -find all the new thins In all lines In our China, Department. Johnson Bros. White English Porce lain 100-Piece Dinner Sets. Remem ber, we buy no seconds, Job lots of trash. , Anything bought here Is guaranteed to you by the foremost manufacturers of the world. We sell nothing we cannot guarantee. We have a good supply of Fruit Jars, Jelly Tumblers, Catsup Bottle etc., In spite of the unusual BCrolty of these goods. HEAVY IRONSTONE CHINA HAN DLED TEA CUPS AND 8AU- OQr CERS Set of six A VW ALLi ABSOLUTELY FIRSTS. " 9.95 'Special Sale Rockers ., $5.00 value, golden oak, shaped seat, large and com- T'Cfi fortable, at ............ J. CU $6.00 value, quarter-sawed, golden oak, best construction, A T f? . fine polish finish, at. ...T"'f J . f8.00 value, Quarter-sawed, golden oak, highly polished, L (( band carved back, at..O.UU $9.75 value, golden oak or mahog any finiah, high back, 7 C band pollahed, at i $18 value, weathered oak, mission style, massive frame, O CA Spanish leather seat, at. O.Jif $14 value, golden oak or mahogany finish, handsomely carved, one construction and finish, at $14.60 value, quarter-sawed, golden oak, genuine leather seat f f ft A and back, spring seat, at. 1 1. UU $18 . value, golden oak, genuine leather seat and back, C AA artistic design, at ....IJtUU Carpets and Rugs Special sale of room size rags 9x12 ft Wilton Vevet Bugs, ahort heavy pUe, surface will not mat down, patterns suitable for parlor,. . library or dens, new and desirable patterns, In two sizes f A f?A 6-9x9 feet, at If.JU 9x12 feet, . 71 9x12 Brussells Rugs Odd rugs In this lot worth up to $21.50, In floral, 'Persian and Turkish pattern on v f A Q sale Monday, at 'lOt'fO PEGGY FKOM PABIS Black,! brown or tan the finest dressed kid to be bad for love or C money touts Monday forJ And 50 ($5) Little Green Stickers. ONEIDA COMMUNITY SILVER-N WAKE Each piece carries a 25 years guar anty want you to see these goods. We are Western Headquarters for them. . 'ut 4 TSS 1 We can furnish these - in French Hi Tea far Deesert Spooaut, se ot O tor a Table Spoooa, sot of 3,00 rray or bright flnlsh. Knives vtdVmta,.U prt. f ef six of eaofa, .fJ.OU K-nivM and Storks, it pwt. O no six of eaofa SaJts and Peppers Extra -heavy glass with silver plated taps rcrs Uei i itlf id, iiisii bargain, per pair J-.. 25c DBfiS GREAT BATTLES OF THE PAST - Btrugglei that Tower Like Mountain Peaks in the History of War. ANCIENT PARALLELS FOR UA0 YANG PLAIN I'tatii Cmflless of be Hleeetk tDlur Udt Kapoleoa, Graat ad Moltlte Decisive Con test at Waterloo. Never in the history of modern warfare has there been a battle between armies of a greater 'magnitude than those that have been struggling for supremacy upon the Manchurlan plain about Lino Yang, if the numbers ascribed to the oombatants are correct. To And a parallel to the num bers of Japanese and Russians one has l6 turn back to the days of Alaric the Qotn, A til la the Hun, Xerxes the Persian or Oengbla Khan the Mongol These, how ever, led untrained and undisciplined na tions rather than armies. While the army With which Napoleon started (or Moscow, numbering over 400,000 men, exceeded in total that of either combating force ' at Liao Tung, no battle of the Napoleonic era rivalled the present struggle. The Franco Prussian war offers no rival, while Gettys burg. Chlokamauga and even the dos perate battles In the wilderness, from the Kapldaa to Petersburg, In the civil war, seem Inconsiderable In comparison. Two oonnlota in the nineteenth centurr-, however, both In the magnitude at the contest and In their actual physical sur roundings, suggest the strugirle in JJ in ch ur la. one was the battle of . Lelpslo, where Napoleon endured hut first great do feat and the grande' or mo Its first rout. It was waged lor a week about the old city of Ltflpalc, In Saxony. Russians, Swedes, Prussians, Austria as and number torn ooatlugeau o amailor staua.ovsr- whelmed the French In the battle, which la still known aa "the combat of nations." In the several battles of- LeJpsio 160,000 French and over 280,000 allies were engaged. The battles were fought " for several days on several fields, from October 16 to 18," 1813. In the end the French were driven through the city; thousands were captured, mora were drowned In the untimely destruction of a bridge across the Blbe, and the total French loss In killed, wounded and cap tured exceeded 78,1)00, while the allies lost more than 53,000. The results of the battle, while not Immediately conclusive, since Na poleon managed to extricate the wreck of his army and retreat to France, practically marked the end ot his empire. atets as aa Example. The other examples of warfare about a city situated like Llao Yang was the strug gle aboat Jdeta in 1871. when the French, under Baaalne, were forced back Into the city by a flanking movement similar to that practiced by the Japanese. Marshal Baaalne was driven back from the road to Paris and anally captured. In Oravelotte, the deciding battle of this campaign, the Prussians overwhelmed the French by force of numbers, the forces engaged tn this fight comparing favorably with those engaged in Manchuria, The French num bered nearly 150,00, while the Prussians exceeded 200,000. The French loss amounted to 14,000, the Prussians to more than tl.000. As a direct consequence of this fight, Baaalne was penned up In Meta, as many exports have expected Kouropatkln would be in Llao Yang, and two months late surrendered over 173,000 men, the entire regular army of France, together with a vast number of cannon and huge supplies. The battle of Bedas, which ended similarly, was not dissimilar In geographical con ditions; and the French army, under Mar shall MacMahon, with Napoleon III by his sid s, was surrounded aid captured after a bloody battle lasting a single day. Here von Moltke and the Prussian army suc ceeded In driving the French into the val ley of the Meuse, surrounded on three aide by height occupied by Oermans, and on the fourth by the Belgian frontier. ' The numbers engaged here were smaller than at Meta. The civil war presents few Instances of huge numbers meeting In battle. At Gettys burg less than 176.000 were engaged on both sides, while In the battles of the Wilder ness, where fought the largest fiumber of men tn the war, the confederates numbered only 62.000, while Grant had 120,000, a total less than half the number believed to have fought at Llao Yang. The rebel lots ex ceeded 15,000, and that of the union forces was over 18,?00. Unlike the other battles mentioned. It was a drawn fight, both forces leaving the field soon after to fight at BpottJylvania. Sherman, In his march to the sa, had little more than 75,000 men with Mm. i .- The Napoleonic Era, In the Napoleonlo era, although the armies were larger than those of the pre vious century, and far greater than in the civil war, the numbers were comparatively small. At Austerllts, the most famous ot the earlier' victories of Napoleon, the French had only 70,400, while the Russian and Austrian force did not exceed 85,000, 36,000 ot whom were killed, wounded or captured in the struggle. The French lost less than a quarter of this number. At Wagram Napoleon had 160,000, his allied op ponents only 110,000, and although the French prevailed, the losses on either slds were about 80,000. At Borodino, the bloodiest battle of the nineteenth century, US.OuO French -defeated 132,000 Russians, the for mer losing over 85,000, ths latter over 60 000. Waterloo, although the most decisive battle of the lsst century, was fought for the larger part of tho day between 72.000 French under Napoleon, and 66,000 British, Bel glene and Dutch under Wellington. Late tn 4he afternoon Blucher brought up one dlvisiou after another of his foros, until over ao.000 Prussians joined tn the fight end Napoleon's army was destroyed. 'The French lost 32,000 men la this battle, the allies 22,000. In the eighteenth century the armies were mailer than thoso of Napoleon's time. Frederick the Great seldom had beneath bis stundard a force of more than 80,000 men. At Rossbach, the most famous of the victories of the great Prussian, he had less than 23,000 under his command, while his foes mustered more than 60,000. The Prussian loss ln the conflict was 600, while the Austrlans lost 2700 killed and wounded and more than 5,000 captured. The ware of the age of Queen. Anne, when the great duke of Marlborough and Prince Eugene humbled the pride of the aged Louis XIV, were on a larger scale than this, though in significant when contrasted with those of the nineteenth century. Blenheim, Mai plaquet and Ramlllles, which were the most famous of these battles, were all fought between less than 160,000 men. At. Blen heim, the most decisive, Marlborough and Eugene had 62,000 to oppose 66,000 French under the Incompetent Tallard. The French were almost annihilated, losing 30,000 In killed, wounded and captured, while the loss of the allies was only 13,000. CATCH EAGLE WITH PETTICOAT Proad Bird of Freedom Captared by a Womaa's Skirls aad . Caged. A glorious American eagle, as Jaunty as any that ever spread across a gold piece, got tangled Inglorlously tn a woman' pet ticoat near Trenton, N. J., recently. Now It is smoothing out its ruffled feathers, no longer a bird of freedom, in a cage at Cadwallader park, Trenton. Mrs. George T. 6haw of Trenton fought this eagle and vanquished It with her pet' ticoat. It measured Just five feet eleven inches from tip to Up, and it looks hungry. Mrs. Bhaw and her friend, Mrs. Arraont Penrose, were walking In Mrs. Penrose's garden when down swooped the eagle. The big bird sunk It talonk Into Mrs. Shaw's holders and actually tried to carry her off. The woman screamed for help. Mrs. Shaw threw herself to the ground, and the bird fluttered away tor a aeoead. B- fore she could arise it flew at her again and, gripping her skirt, tried to rise with her. The - terrifying spectacle of the un gainly bird smothering her with Its flap ping wlnga did not deprive Mrs. Shaw of her presence of mind. Selling the bottom of her akin and petticoat, she drew them up over the -struggling bird, enveloping It The eagle fought with it head and beak, talons and whig. "Sit on It," cried Mrs. Shaw, and Mrs. Penrose dropped on the bundle of pettl eoat that held the American eagle. The two women held on for dear life until men arrived and helped them out of their pre dicament. The bird's wings were bound with rope and the feet tied, and the two women, much delighted, gave the bird of freedom to the keeper of the park, to-be caged and gased on by the younger gen eration. Chicago Inter Ocean. EXPENSE OF SL0CUM DISASTER Belief Comsaltte Makes Report Receipts aad Expenditure of Ponds. f NEW YORK. Sept 10.-(New York Her ald Service Special to The Bee.) How gen erous and prompt was the aid given by the clUaena of New York to those affected by the General Slocum disaster ts shown In the report of the mayor's relief committee. The contributions were sufficient to pay funeral expense where the families con cerned could not do so, and to provide for the future of orphans and helpless aged person. There were lost In the destruction of the vessel more than 1,000 live. The committee reports that 8 bodies were recovered, of which 897 were Identified. The number of families who lost one or more members was (90. There were 437 families aided In which there were lost nine fathers, 191 mothers, ttuty wive without children, 866 children under H seven single women, Ave single men and thirty-one other grown persona. There were tweuty-ven orphans, of when ten were of wage earning age and self-supporting. With the exception of a small number the persons killed in the disaster were members of St. Mark' Lutheran church, or were Germans living In that parish. The families to which they belonged were of a hard-working and generally prosperous class. The economlo loss was not great, owning to the fact that few wage earners were killed, the largest class of those who met death being children.. As evidence of the fact that the passen gers on the Slocum belonged to families not likely to become dependent even when over taken by sudden misfortune, the committee points out that $300,000 in personal property was found on the bodies recovered. Of the families aided In the burial of their dead, 265 had policies of life Insurance, and In 166 cases the amount of the policy exceeded the expenses of the funeral. From the public the committee received $121,2015.80. Tha total ' cost of burials met was 881,279.89. The. number of burials was 706, and their average cost 8115.29. There was set aside for the future needs In sixty seven families the sum of $21,801. Other Items are: Medical attendance, $1,264.17; temporary aid, $2,048.58; reimbursement of losses, $033.13; operating expenses, $1,062, and Cooper Union, memorial meeting, $275. The operating expenses were sq low, leas than 1 per cent, because the Charity Organisation society and the Society for the Improve ment of the Condition of the Poor gave office room free and the service of a corps of experienced agents and Investigators. There still remains an unappropriated bal ance of $15,000, which may be used for such purpose as'tlie committee may authorise. If anything remains after July 15, 1906, it will be disposed of as themayor directs. "Because," says the committee In closing Its report, "It was felt that the liberal aid In meeting ''the extraordinary buidens caused directly or Indirectly by the disaster would be much less likely la prove harmful the commute had lea hesitation In meet ing the full expense for burials, even when thare was left to the survivors a moderate Want Barracks at Blare Islaad WASHINTON, Sept. 10.-A board of sur vey at the navy yard, Mare Inland, ha recommended the const ruction of new ma. rlne barracks at that point to cost $400,WiO. 1 he present buildings w-re damaged by an earthquake several years sgo. Two Flreaica Injored. PITTBUL'Ra, 8-pt. 10-Two firemen were probably fatally Injured, nine buildings de stroyed snd four others badly damaKed by iody. f ,h P'" ot th Harblsou Walker Refractory company at ilayahor oitKh. near this rlty, l'h WCDerty awe will life Insurance or a modest savings bank account." WASHINGTON. Sept W.-(New York Herald Service Special to The Bee.) It was stated In the Department of Commerce and Labor that the report of the special. commlsBlon appointed to Investigate the Slocum disaster In New York would proba bly be ready next month. The report la now finished, except the finding of tha relnspection of vesselsj In New York waters. Some details brought out tn this work will be included. It Is hoped to have the report complete by the time Secretary Metcalf returns from California next'' month. After being submitted to the secretary- the report will go to the president, and it I thought he will at once make It publta. What I'd Bather Be. I'd rutber bo a sucker than a trout I'd ruther be Joat a leetle wicked than ter be a earthly sa.'nt-a feller wants soma company, - I'd ruther do a fw things than know how to do so blame many an never do them Who said I was ictectln' onto popu lists T I never mentioned tt.m. I'd ruther be a Mvln' voice, though cracked, than the slim echo of a bygone halleluyer chorus Who said, anything erbout democrats? Set down! I'd ruther be a politlshun than a states, man the latter seem ter be the most likely to be dead. Sunnet Magaitn.