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V .23,iSO 20,71H 20,(400 16. ... 16 Total . .027,2418 Lees mnsold and returned copies... 10,108 Net total sales 017.OU7 Daily average B,6a GEORQE B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of August, A. D. 1904. 8eal) . .. Mi U. HUNOATE, Notary Public. There will be a Lot time In the old town of Lincoln next Tuesday night but It may not be hot enough to (use silver and gold. ' Every member of yae Commercial club participating in its successive excur sions will soon belong to the "Great American Traveler" class. ' The chairman of the populist county committi's for Douglas county has re signed, announcing his intention to vote for Roossvelt electors. Next I The man who-cannot plank down the 150 entrance fee Imposed by the Black burn congressional committee is barred from the September races. It takes money to' make that rolling chair roll. Colonel -Tibbies (expresses his willing ness to fuse with any party that will endorse populist "principles and oppose ' Wall street Interests. , This lets out 'every democrat enlisted in the support of jparke and Davis. '. . Ap. hojicsi' confession Is good for the . euji. Listen to this from the democratic ! World-Herald: "It is Just as likely and no, more so that Judge Parker will carry Nebraska as that President Roosevelt will carry MlsslsslpppL" We think so, too. ' ; The saloon boosted by Bishop Potter is said' to be doing a good business. It ought to. It has had the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars of free advertising. Any other equally well ad vertised saloon would also do a good business. A number of papers are suggesting a grand demonstration for the democratic national ticket at some central point with Bryan, Cleveland and Parker all talking from the same platform. Bet ter get Tom Johnson's circus tent and take the tronp on a tour of tlie country. IsT one seems to have kept count of tfco number of refugees from Tort Ar thur, reported at "neighboring points, bfct If many more' of the inhabitants take refuge elsewhere there will soon b no one left at Tort Arthur for the Russian soldiers to defend except them selves. ' . ' If the Albany (New York) county de mocracy In the heart of the enemies' country have the ourago to repudiate rsrker and rally to Watson and Tibbies, wty should hot the militant Bryan de woracy of Nebraska do likewise? Ilere is a poser for Bryanitea who care noth ing for fleshpots. Oiuulm coal dealers' are not so seri outsiy affected lijt tlie differentia Hp coal rates between'-4 Council ' Bluffs and Omaha, for under present conditions Council Bluffs dculers camaot enter Ne braska and compete with them. But thct does not afford much consolation to the Nebraska . consumers, who pay the freight ' ' ' "Cs- wheel for another government lur.il lottery Is' about to be set up by Uncle Sam in Minnuaota, but only 20,000 registrations are .-expected, as jiguinst the Rosebud ticket sale exceeding 100, 000. There Is such a thing as riding a fleet ho rwo to, death and it would-be a good idea for the government to cut off land lotteries now for the next few years, or at least until the victims of the last one forget. Chairman Cowherd of the democratic congressional committee apparently had no dlfllcultr la selecting the members for Nebrsbka and Iowa, In view of the fart thut those two"states have each only one democratic. congressman for Lka to clioojio. If theto two stales send solid republican delegations tu the next congress, as now seem probuble, the democratic conjTesblor:al ctmlrman will Lave niore trouble In making up his next tor .i-UU-iX THK rARKER RESIGXAT10X. After mature deliberation and the ad vice of the politicians who are his coun sellors. Judge rarker sent In his resig nation ns chief judge of the highest tribunal in the state of Nsw York. There Is no question as to the wisdom and propriety of this action, but why did the Judfre wait so long after his nomina tion and consult with his colleagues on the bench of the court as to whether he was called upon, under the coustltu- tion of New York, to resign his Judicial position when he became a candidate for president of the United States? He knew. when he was nominated at StLouls that it was his duty to give up his Judicial position. It was of no consequence what the constitution of the state of New York said in regard to the nomination of members of the Judiciary for other positions. The fact that the organic law of that state was construed to give him the right to hold onto his Judicial position while running for president of the United States he should never have given a moment's consideration. But he gave it weeks of thought and not only that II submitted to his colleagues on the bench of the New, York court of appeals the question whether the circumstance of his nomination at St Louis .required that be should resign from the bench. One of the Judges of the court expressed the opinion that a resignation was not necessary, basing his' opinion upon purely . technical grounds. It appears tha.after due de liberation Parker .thought differently and so sent in his resignation. Why should the democratic candidate for president even have a moment's doubt asto his duty in this respect? It ought to have been plain to him when he was nominated for the greatest offce in the gift of the American people that he should have promptly relinquished the state judicial position which he was holding. Judge Parker refused as a candidate, up to the time of his nomina tion, to say a word regarding bis views on national questions. While his name was before the country as a possible candidate for the presidency he would not say a word as to what he thought on public questions. Yet since his nom ination, now -several weeks, Judge Par ker has been freely talking politics with memlers of the democratic national committee and Other representatives of his party,' and only after thirty days had elapsed from his being named as the standard bearer of his party, he in the meantime dictating who should be the managers of the campaign, did Judge Parker decide to give up his com fortable position as chief Judge of the New York court-of appeals. Manifestly the democratic" candidate for president of the United States Is a most Careful and prudent man. The Judicial position "he held Is a profitable one and he evidently disliked to part with it for an uncertainty. He saw, however, that It would be perilous to hold onto it and so he reluctantly let go. But he waited too ' long to win any credit for his' relinquishment of the office. ' DAVIS AND IISrRAKCIUSKMEy There Is not a doubt that the demo cratic candidate for vice president of the United States is In favor . of the southern policy of negro disfranchise ment He was able to exclude from the platform of the West Virginia democrats a declaration for' negro disfranchise ment "in the Interest of the national ticket," but in doing that he did not disclaim his sympathy with the prevail ing sentiment of his party in that state, but simply put off to a more expedient opportunity a pronouncement of demo cratic hostility to the voters of the col ored race. It was a great opportunity for Mr. Davis, were he opposed to the attitude of his party, to say so, and the fact that he did not avail himself of the opportunity must be accepted as conclusive evidence that he is in full accord with the policy of disfranchise ment Is such a man fit to be vice president of the United States? Is a roan who de liberately identifies himself with a pol icy that 'Involves a direct and unques tionable violation of the constitution and laws of the country, in a matter of the most vital Importance to every citizen of the republic, a proper person to be placed in a position of commanding In fluence and authority? It is true that the vice president of the United Slates does not have ft great deal of power. His control of patronage Js not large and he has no decisive voice in public affairs, yet as president of the senate he has a certain influence, that is re spected. The country certainly does not want and should not have at the head of our chief legislative , body a man who - is unquestionably, if not avowedly, in favor . of depriving citi zens of the United States of the ines timable privilege of the suffrage on ac count of their color. That is the un doubted position of Henry O. Davis and it ought to insure his defeat "DRitW THE LVXB THERE. "We favor the passage of laws making professional lobbying In the legislature a felojiy. Corporate and other Interests should be heard before committees on measures in which they are concerned, but the maintenance of a. professional lobby at the state capital loads to cor ruption."" This plank in the platform on which Circuit Attorney Fplk Is running for governor of Missouri embodies the key note to legislative reform in every state of the union as well as in the national legislature. The professional lobbyist a man who makes bis living out of the corrupt manipulation of law makers, is far more dangerous to public safety than the highway robber or the burglar. And yet this class of professional crim inals are not only tolerated, but in many instances honored and trusted in posi tions requiring integrity of the highest ordor. To' send professional lobbyist to represent the people lu" congress or In the legislature would be like employ ing a professional burglor as. ft wstch man in a bank or an expert shoplifter as a clerk In a departmental store. But this is precisely what has been done In many sections of the country and rar tlcularly in this state, and It is precisely what It Is proposed to do again in this congressional' district and In the legis lative districts embraced within Dong las county. Is It not high time for the line to be drawn at the professional lobbyist when we come to select candidates for national and state legislatures? Here, is where the Civic Federation might do some good. ' , AXD THIS REMINDS VS. In winding up the affairs of the de funct Lincoln Savings bank, now in the hands of a receiver, it was discovered that among the funds on deposit was be tween f 15,000 and $10,000 to the credit of the late .state treasurer, Joseph S. Bartley. On this deposit a dividend of 83H per cent has been declared, and this brought on a controversy as to whether the dividend was payable to the state of Nebraska or to Joseph S. Bartley. Legal proceedings were abouj to be instituted by State Treasurer Mortenson to compel the receiver to pay the money, which amounts to about $5,000,' Into the state treasury, and according to the latest ad vices the receiver has signified his in tention to honor the state treasurer's draft This reminds us that according to a well-defined rumor notes in the sum 'of $5,000 or thereabouts in the hands of ex-State Treasurer Bartley were about the time that criminal proceedings were being Instituted against him placed for collection La the hands of T. J. Mahoney, who, it is alleged, was eminently suc cessful in extracting the cash from the makers Of the notes. Would It not be In order for Treasurer Mortenson to make a formal demand for this money,, which, less the proper commission, should by rights be credited back to Bartley on the Judgment for several hundred thousand dollars which the state holds against the defaulting ex-treasurer? A DEPARTMENT OF MINE 8. It is noted that the miners of the west are moving again for a department of mines, with a secretary at its head who shall be a member of the cabinet and doubtless the mining congress will at its meeting next month resolve in favor of such a department. In reference to this the San Francisco Call advises the min ers to be mindful of the law of evolution as applied to. the cabinet departments and suggests that while the miners should go on talking about and urging a department they should see to it that a strong bureau of mines is at once at tached to the Department of Commerce. The growth of such a bureau, remarks that paper, if it grow, will demonstrate the need Of a department quicker than all the speeches and petitions on the subject This is Judicious counsel. . The mining interest is certainly of great importance and its development should be encour aged by the government but it is not necessary to this that a cabinet depart ment be created. A well-equipped and efficiently operated bureau is all that is needed and there ought to bo no diffi culty in obtaining this, whereas the prop osition for a department would undoubt edly meet wlta very strong opposition. A plan to settlo the differences be tween the miners and 'the mine owners in the anthracite coal region of Penn sylvania is now under consideration by the Anthracite Board of Conciliation, and the operators express their willingpess that the entire question should be sub mitted to Judge Gray, chairman of the Anthracite Coal Strike commission, his decision to be final and binding. Now, why cannot the differences between the owners of the packing iVeuses and their employes be settled by arbitration? Half a. dozen men van speak for the entire packing house interest while there are scores of anthracite coal mine owners and operators to be consulted. "Senator" Mercer, who is spending his summer vacation in taking a puuoramlc view from a rolling chair pushed by a North Carolina Nubian along the mid way at Atlantic City, appears to have deposited his last political will and testa ment with Tom Blackburn, making hhn itlio executor, administrator and heir presumptive, to whom "Our Dave" has bequeathed his seat in the lower house of congress. This explains the levying of involuntary contributions upon can didates who arevexpected to defray the expenses of the administrator, Omaha should make appropriate ar rangements for the entertainment of the members of the interparliamentary union, who are scheduled to visit this city early in September on a tour of observation. The interparliamentary union Is composed of members of the parliaments of Great Britain, Germany, France and other. European countries enjoying constitutional government and will rank among the most distinguished bodies of foreigners who have '. ever visited this country. Four candidates for congress are ex pected, to walk Into the Blackburn man trap with an entrance fee of $150 each. Three candidates for the two-thirds term on the district bench will also be re quired to chip In $150 each, and the 140 delegates from the three oeuutles in the congressional district at $1 per capita, should swell the Blackburn cash register to over $1,000. This explains why Black burn did not want the respective county committees to supervise the primary elections. Democratic conventions throughout Nebraska are passing all sorts of resolu tions endorsing fusion, endorsing Bryan, endorsing partlcnhir candidates for offi cial honors, but resolutions endorsing the platform adopted at St. Louis, the nomination of Judge Parkttr 'and Mll Uoualre Davis, and ths telegraphic gold amendment to the platform are scarcer than hen's terth. After all the hubbub raised against the machine for giving the Sixth ward only two voting places at the last county primaries the anti-machine congressional commlttoe comes out with a primary call providing for only one voting place to accommodate Sixth ward republicans. When It conies to machine work the antl- machlne takes the prise. Tb Weary Honewtra Sigh. New York Tribune. Wellington sighed for Blucher one nlfht at Waterloo, but Kouronatkln would he satisfied with a two days' heavy rain to stop the Japanese advance. Passllas; Dietary Coanael. New York Tribune. Buch swarms of medical experts and other advisers are reported In the newspapers as rlvlh dietary counsel that some sussled and 'teewlldered readers are inclined to give up satins' altogether. One set of aant tartans warns the humsn race in thunder tones to abjure various articles of food and drink, while another set trumpets to the world that precisely the same dishes and nquias win prolong life. Alas for the ulti mate fate of the untiappy being so lament ably buffeted. The Limit of Ins-ratltnde. Philadelphia Record. Ingratitude pretty nearly reaches Its limits In the case of a Brooklyn woman who jumped from a moving- train and would have fallen under the wheels but for ths conductor whose leg- was crushed, and who after a month's suffering has died from his Injury. Never has the woman expressed her obligations to the man who lost his life saving hers, and never did she make an Inquiry for him or show con sciousness of his existence. That the life of a brave man should be taken away and that of such a woman be spared Is ons of those mysteries that moved the writer of Eocleslaate to reflect: "Vanity of vani ties, all Is vanity." OnBnIl Han's Fnmoas Field. Spring-field Republican. There is no happier man In the United States than General Corbln, who (a to be in command of the army maneuvers that are to be held In September at Manassas, Vs., once ths theater of deadly, earnest war. The field of the present operations will embrace fifty square miles In Prince William county, extending; from the vil lage of Thoroughfare eastward to Bull Run. It has all been carefully planned out. The g-round chosen for camps and for field exercises hae been marked and pro vided with water supply, drainage and other needful facilities. The men wilt be obliged to live In two camps under all the conditions and regulations that would ob tain In war. The troops will number nearly 26,000 men, regulars and militiamen of the states forming the military division of the Atlantic, and will constitute one corps which ' will be divided Into two di visions. Corps headquarters will be es tablished at Gainesville. Under command of General Fred Grant, the First division will occupy Manassas; the Second division, commanded by General J. Franklin Bell, will have Its headquarters near Thorough fare, i . FITTING CHARGE TOFTJRBE. Medleal Practice of "Charging All the . Trarno Will Bear." Philadelphia Press. The decision oii-m St Louis judge that physicians havs fjq right to consider the financial condition of their patients in fix ing -their charges,, has called forth a great deal of commendation. The practice of charging very rich men "all the traffic will bear," especially when the bill is not ren dered until after the death of the patient, Is a practice which honorable physicians and laymen unite In condemning. The skill, time and care which a ahyslclan gives to his patient are. elements to be considered In making his charge. The faot that his patient Is a multi-millionaire does not war rant a charge In excess of the value of those services, as usually estimated, merely because the helpless victim Is supposed to have money to burn. The medical Journals are not Inclined, however, to accept the. St. Louis dictum as good practice, even If It be good law. It Is a dictum based evidently on & con sideration of one aspect of the question and not all sides of It. To forbid a phy sician to observe Inequality Is to cut off the very poor from his ministrations. No one considers that Dr. Lorens's great fee for his services, to Mr. Armour's daughter was excessive, yet no one has argued that the parents of all the ,Ilttle children that Pr. Lorens treated with the same skill and success should pay an equal sum. We doubt If this wise Bt Louis Judge, who contends for equality of physicians' charges would Insist on his rule if he had had the poor Instead ft the rich in mind. Charges for professional services must always be elastic This Is especially true of lawyers' fees. Ill fares the man of re puted wealth who Is so unhappy as to fall Into the meshes of the criminal court, and at the same time Into the hands of criminal lawyers, who have contented themselves heretofore with IS retainers only because their clients could .pay no more. The In equality of physicians' charges are, we be lieve, usually tho other way, vlx: IS con cessions to slender pocketbooks rather than In the overcharge of fat ones. WHB.1 A MAN HETlttEl, Epoch la Life for Which Preyaratloa Should lie Made. Chicago Tribune. Successful American business and pro fessional men usually die In the harness. Most of them do not. merely from motives of avarice, continue to pile up money after they have made fortunes. The Ingrained habits formed by a lifetime's work In one Held are exceedingly hard In many cases Impossible to break, Most men also find it difficult to Imagine what they should do with themselves after they retired. They fear they would be a burden to themselves and a bore to everybody else. There are, however, many things which business or professional men who retire while still vigorous can do to make the lat ter end of their Uvea pleasant and to ren der themselves eyeful to themselves and to their communities. They can read. The average man, during his busy years, hardly takes a glimpse into the better books. If he should reserve some of his later years to get acquainted with the great kingdom of the Intellect he might add much to the pleasure of his Ufa. Ths retired business or professional man can travel. Uke Diocletian, after be quit the throne of the Roman empire, he can grow cabbages. He can contribute needed wisdom to philan thropic and charitable enterprises. But the man who counts pn retiring when he has secured a substantial competency and leading thereafter a life agreeable to himself or useful to others should make preparation for the change. lie must keep at least on speaking acquaintance through out youth and middle Ufa with the great World outside his avocation. The mouey gr.ubber who has not lifted his none from his ledger for forty years will gst little pleasure at 80 from Hawthorne, or Ma oauley, or Tennyson, or Shakespeare, or Herbert Spencer, or Plato. II will get equally Utile satisfaction from travel, for, as Ocorgs William Curtis has said, those who would see Greece and Italy must take thorn in their heart KRBRAftKA PHRSS (OMHE1T, Schuyler Quill: Editor Rosewater la cer talnly going after the railroads right. Lincoln Star: If there Is among the vast army of Nebraska poets a single one who can do Justice to the state crops this year all will be forgiven. v Wausa Gasette: Editor Rosewater has been putting in some good licks against the railroads In the matter of valuations. He will have some friends among the far mere of the state if he Isn't careful. Blue Valley Blade: It la said that a big wad of Wall street money will be sent ts Nebraska to help boost Mr. Bryan Into the United States senate. A great many of the colonel's friends are wondering If he would accept an election bought with the slush fund from the "enemy's country." Columbus Telegram Mem.): Down in Kansas recently a Judge of the district court had a novel experience. On docket In his court was a suit for damages against a railroad company. The day before the case was called the plaintiff In the case sent the Judge a letter. In substance as fol lows: "Dear Judge: I am the plaintiff In that railroad case w hlch will be called tomor row morning. I enclose a little present, worth about $500. I do this in order that I may stand on even footing with the railroad company, from which you have accepted an annual pass, worth about tSOO a year to you." And what did ths poor Judge do? He didn't do a thing. He couldn't do anything He did not even fine the man for con tempt That pass In his pocket would not let him defend the dignity of his own court. He quietly returned the man's pres ent and let It go at that But why should a Judge refuse to accept presents from white men, while at the same time accept ing pass bribes from the railroad attor neys T Schuyler Free Lance (pop.): The editor of the Free Lance has not changed his views any and as yet Is not fully deter mined just where he will act and for whom he will vote. While he 1 a populist he Is not appealed to by the Watson and Tibbies ticket because it clearly stands for noth ing, as the populist party Is a wreck left Upon the shoals of spoils. We are opposed to Parker and the democratic platform under any circumstances and in case of fusion in Nebraska will support Roosevelt, not as a republican, but because he Is per sonally a man of character and principle and worthy the name American In its broadest and fullest extent -If the pop ulists In Nebraska fuse with the democrats on electors so that a vot for Watson Is In reality a vote for Parker this editor will vote for Roosevelt because It becomes then simply a choice between those two and Parker Is clearly the Wall street and trust arid plutocratlo candidate. If the populists nominate straight Watson and Tibbies elec tors so that the populist platform can be stood upon equally this editor will cast his vote and any influence, he may have for that ticket. Nebraska Independent: An attempt to fuse the populists with men who support Parker would result In the most glorious republican victory ever recorded In the state. The republican majority would not be leas than 60,000. This writer never will vote for men who support either Parker or Roosevelt There Is not gold . enough in Wall street to get him to do It. There are more than 60,000 other populists In the state who will say the same thing. Why a demo crat wants to force himself upon the pop ulist ticket when he knows that populists won't vote for him. Is something that no sane man can understand. The editor of the Independent is willing to vote for any democrat, or republican either for that matter, who will openly pledge himself to fight that hydra-headed Wall street gang, led by Roosevelt and Porker. Fusion with democrats, socialists,' prohibitionists or any body else can be had along that Una, but In no other way. There may be enough lawyers and office seekers get Into the pop ulist state convention to attempt such a thing. They may control the convention, but they can't control the populist vote of this state. Populists organised and sacri ficed for years to fight Wall street. They never will vote for men who support Wall Street candidates. They glory In the fact that no convention can control them. They have had experience enough during the last eight years to learn a few things. They can't be fooled by any trick. PERSONAL NOTES. While the excitement and heated discus sion of a campaign are a bother to a good many people, the Esoplans, who are get ting rich from Judge Parker's visitors, say they rather Uke It A Virginia tobacco manufacturer was found lrt a dased condition In New York the other day. The polioe think he was drugged and robbed, but he may have been smoking his own output There are aald to be more than 400 news papers In Japan, each busily engaged in giving the government all sorts of advice as to the conduot of the war. No wonder, therefore, that the Japanese generals are doing so well. President Roosevelt, busy as he always la, generally finds , time for a certain amount of reading every day of his life. This Is generally In the evening when he returns for awhile to the favorites of his youth, Thackeray and George Kllot. John Burroughs, famous alike as a natu ralist, critic and poet, has, after years of study, come to the conclusion that the lower animals cannot properly be said to think at all, but have a keen perception and live entirely in and through their senses. Qeneral Keller, who was killed the other day while commanding the Russian forces at Motlen pass, was, oddly enough, a great admirer or Tolstoy. Not so long ago, how ever, "he explained. In an interview that.! although he had written an appreciative criticism of Tolstoy's work, his admiration! ror the man was for Tolstoy the novelist. not Moisioy the philosopher. POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Chicago News (Ind): Candidate Fair banks might have been Just as well pleased If Mr. Root had found, some other quality to extol besides that of comparative youth fulness, j Philadelphia Rscord (dem.): News comes from . Eopis that Judge Parker Is red haired. Well, so was Thomas. Jefferson, for that matter. Ths nearer we get to ths Jeffersonian pattern the better. Kansas City Star (Ind.): An Esopus, N. T.; dispatch announces that Judge Parker "has Just flnlxhed getting In his rye." That's all righy although must of his callers would probably prefer bourbon. 8t. Paul Pioneer Press (rep.): The action of ex-Governor Hogg of Texas hi denounc ing Judge Parker and praising President Roosevslt doubtless will cause -democratic papers to allude to him as being dls-gmnt-led. ' New Tors: Tribune (rep.): The democratic "rainbow chaser" Is already 'at work. Ha is carrying West Virginia for Parker and Davis, despite the fact that West Virginia is as safely and surely republican on aU Issues as is Ohio and Massachusetts. Baltimore American (rep.): The only damage that has ever bean done to the great monopolistic fcsKrruatlon of cupltul has resulted from the personal Influence and effort yi Theodore Roosevelt, through a republl' an congress snd attorney gen eral. This Is food for democratic campaign thought, ROClin ABOrT KKW TORtC RIBles the Cwrreat of Ul la the Metropolis. When President Mellen transferred his allegiance to the New York. New Haven Hartford railroad he carried some western railroad methods along, which are proving V"T bothersome In practice down east The oa which troubles him most Is the Idea that railroads may do what the man agers deem best tor the corporations re gardless of the effect on tributary com munities. Another Is that grievances may be heard, not heeded. Mr. Mellen put these western Ideas In operation on the road by reducing the number of trains and fixing the hours of running as would best pro mote the road's ' surplus. The result la such a storm of criticism from patrons and communities affected as to make Mr. Mul len sigh for a western Job. The pressure that Is being brought to bear to have the annulled trains put back Is tremendous, The press of Philadelphia and Westchester County Is on the side of the commuters and Is saying many disagreeable things about the New Haven road and about Mr. Mellen. The boards of aldermen of Mt Vernon and New Rochelle and the Board of Trade of Port Chester unanimously adopted resolutions demanding that Presi dent Mellen restore the local passenger trains. The Board of Trade of Port Chester, composed of hundreds of the most promi nent business men of that place, denounced the new schedule as an outrage and passed resolutions Instructing the Board of Village Trustees to take steps at once to prevent the road from using soft coal. It is esti mated that at least 1,000 families will be compelled to move out of Westchester county If the New Haven railroad does not replace its discontinued trains. Two hundred guests celebrated the twen ty-first birthday of Alfred C. Bourne and his coming Into possession of (l.OOO.OOO at his father's estate at Oakdale, L. I., recently. The celebration lasted far into the morning and the guests were sheltered for the night at the old Bourne homestead a mile from Oakdale. The million was left to young Bourne by his godfather, the late Gorman Clock. The guests were young society folk from Oakdale, Isllp, Hemp stead, Westbury and New York. The grounds had been decorated for the occa. slon with thousands of colored Incandes cent Ughts. Guest's floated about canals on electrlo launches and gondolas and danced on the lawns and made merry all over the grounds. Young Bourne was as sisted In reoeivlng by his father. Commo dore T. G. Bourne of the New York Yacht club, his brother Arthur and sisters Marlon and Mae. The story of young Bourne's million reads like a romance. His fathy, F. G. Bourne, was clerk in a sewing ma chine factory thirty years ago and at tracted the attention of Alfred Gorman Clock. He pushed upwards until he be came an official of the firm. Clock was president of the company when Alfred Bourne was born. He was asked to stand sponsor for the child and was so pleased with the compliment that he took a lively Interest lb Alfred from that time on. Clock made provision In his will for the boy to receive $1,000,000 with Interest on his twenty-first birthday. It Is said that by careful investments the legacy has in creased to 11,600,000. With one foot held firmly as If, In a vise George Hardle, IS years old, of Elisabeth, N. J., hung head downward between two coal cars of (a train on the Central railroad of New jersey while it traveled a distance of ten miles. ' He was struck repeatedly by projections rising above the track level. but waa powerless to extricate himself Until the train reached Fanwood station. He waa found there by a brakeman and brought, to Plalnfleld, his head torn and hia chest cut In a dosen places. After boarding the train at Elizabeth, Hardle was Jolted from his seat, and In falling caught his foot In the coupling, which saved htm from being ground to pieces. The physician whp was summoned to at tend him says the man will recover. The conductor of a Bergen street trolley car In Brooklyn earned the plaudits of his passengers and the tearful thanks of a naughty little girl's mother, and Incident ally lost about 12 worth of nickels and five minutes of his schedule time, on an after noon trip out near Rochester avenue the Other day. A group of little children had gathered around a bonfire In the street One tot of about 4 years ventured too near the Are. Her clothing caught and was already bias ing up around her shoulders when the car flew by. The conductor saw her, jerked tho boll cord, jumped from the platform and ran back, pulling off his coat as hs ran, regardless of the fact that hla nickels were flying in all .directions. He wrapped his coat around the child and extinguished the flames almost before the frightened -group of playmates realised what had happened. Then he took the little girl home Just across the street stamped out the Are and lectured the children. Then, picking up a few of the coins he' had dropped and mechanically looking at his watch, he sprinted back to his car and rang two bells to the motorman. No one thought It worth while to find out his name or number. New York City's forty-seven trust com panies had on July 1, 1004, mors than $1,000, 000,000 In resources. Forty-five companies had filed their statements for the first six months of this year, their aggregate re souroes being $1,006,775,208.. The two com panies the Bankers' and the Mercantile yet to be heard from, had on January 1, 1904, respectively, $11,647,854 and $58,SK1.99J In resources. If their Increase Is correspond ingly as large as the other compsnles they may be reckoned at $76,000,000, which will send the aggregate resources up to $1,080,- 275.268. On January 1 last the aggregate of the resources of the New York City trust com panies waa $033,012,962. This shows a net gain of $147,291,452. The profits of all but the two missing companies for the six months ended June 90. 1904, ware $21,n2,8K9, and the dividends $4,49,00O. Following ths open letter to Judge Parker by the young woman to whom ha had re fused an Injunction forbidding a flour com pany from using her photograph for ad vertising purposes, Fsy Templeton, the ac tress, has .fought for and secured ths relief which the democratic candidate denied. Miss Templeton obtained from Justice Flts gera'd in the supreme court a temporary In junction restraining the Onarga Slgaret company from In any manner using her photograph for advertising or any other purpose. A young man with a straw hat, the brim of which extended at least three feet over his face, found his way into an East Bide saloon one night last week. Hs was ob served by a young East Hlder who wore s three-Inch brimmed straw hat. "Say," he sold, "pipe the guy with ths awning. Mad to 0t la Oa. Portland Oregonlan. Judge Parker evidently thinks the demo rratlo platform la like the platform of a railroad car made to "get In" on, and not to stand on. Pretty soon the fsmlliar sign "Passengers not allowed to stand on this platform" will have Its counterpart "Demo crats not expected to stand en this plat BISHOP rOTTBR't MODEb SALOOH. , New York Sun; The experiment of ths new saloon Is not promising. It Is mada to create an artificial demand rather than to supply a renl demand, and when ita novelty has worn off. Its custom Is likely to tall away. Springfield Jtepubllcnn: It la much to be doubted whether. In such a city as New York, the selfish private interest In ths liquor traffic can ever be successfully elim inated short of . the establishment of a state monopoly of the bualneas. Thee Earl Gray Inns seem a hnlf-way measure alon the sarne line. New York Times. Moreover, If this plan succeeds. It Is capable of Indefinite ex pansion, and that Is Intended. The profits of each place, beyond the modest 6 per cent to trie subscribers, are to go toward found ing nnothrr a process that has gone on notably In England. We wish the enter prise the utmost success. It is on tha rl;ht lines. . Chicago Inter Ocean: By the Instinctive Judgment of the Christian world the Right Rev. Henry Cod man Totter is called to a repentance ns public aa waa his offense. And unless he speedily show such ret pentance and bring forth fruits meet for renentnnce, there should be some power In the Protestant Episcopal church to purge it and the Christian ministry of this pres ent scandal. v Philadelphia North American: It Is clear, then, that however elevating the good bishop a aoloon may be, ita object la t I pander to a vice. Granting that some un- 'C fortunates will be drawn away from ths . V vicious resorts, how about thoss who ars V imiunuiy repeued by such places, but Will be tempted to drink by the alluring Invi tation of the bishop's aesthetic rum shopt Baltimore American: The larger part of the public will await with Interest the out come of the experiment They will take nothing for granted, nor will they hastily condemn" so obviously sincere an effort to better that class of people largely In the majority, but by reason of Its numbers so difficult to aid in a aubstantial manner. Until very recently most efforts In this direction have Involved to a more or less extent a sacrifice of self-respect and ths humblest possess that quality in eomnanr with the highest The new kind of tavern Involves no sacrifice of self-respect what ever. The customer pays his soot, a very moderate one, and is entitled to all the comforts of the place. There can be no nobler work than the promotion of good habits and essential manhood among those upon whom fortune seldom or never smiles. If this first effort is successful it will be followed by many more. POINTED PLEASANTRIES, Jones fwhn ! fimV r Kb,a'.. jl.i.w..i friend left. ' ""-'"" Brown (also broke) Who Is UT MV nine T n n aas-lll . . as. . a a -l"-t Svsais alUII. UltiHi U1A llliL Town Topics. mu 'ThiH IMm m 111' m . . . 11 -- r,-" - tionT nniinr coun try,' sold the tourist. "What disease do mot neonlM rila nt mil k.nt'i "Well," replied the western native, "you might call ft kleptomania, but we got a different name fur It." Philadelphia press. The automobile dealor was hnnHn via wares. 1 . "Run!" he exclaimed, "why, sir, this ma chine will run almost aa wall aa a Russian a. i in y ; The InlomKnrr . . - . . check for a bunch of trouble. Cleveland Leader. . "I think I ought to tell you. Miss Poor- man, said Mr. R. Dent "that I am Just a fortune hunter." "Really." began ths sweet slrl. vlnlhlv agitated. "Yes. I want the greatest treasure tn the world, and that's you." PhlladelDhla Led- "It was all rlpht for them to throw rice nd old shoes after us," remarked the fru gal young husband, "but they oughtn't to have put the rice In the old shoes. Of course, we can't use It now. "-Chicago Trlbuna. Miss Caustlque (12:10 a. m.) What do von especially like for breakfast, Mr. BoreT Mr. Bore Well. I Why? ' Miss Cautlsque The cook will start to get breakfast In a little while, and I thought I'd tell her what you liked Chi cago journal. , Caesar paused beside the Rubicon. "I mlaht swim this stream." ha medfra. tlvely remarked, "and thus gain eternal credit in the hero books. Rut, hang It all, i n nave to wan roi tne autumn rains!" So saying he splashed scross the shallow waterway and the fatal steD was taken. Cleveland Plain Dealer. OLD-FASHIONED DOUGHNUTS. Leslie's Weekly. How dear to my heart was that 'bright. , uuny sncuren. i' . . . r What joys have I known in its homely re treat! The nook by the Ingle, the jam closet rich in The coveted treasures of childhood so sweet. That quaint little room with Hs low- studded celling ' Held peace and contentment that wealth cannot buy; But aweetest It seemed when 'twas plainly revealing The odor of doufhnuts that mother 'would fry. The old-fashioned dnuarhmita, the whole some: sweet doughnuts. The golden-brown doughnuts that mother would fry. The sunshine of youth shed Its glory around us, . On life's flowery pathway its glamor was thrown. The home wsa a refuge where care never found us, , And rooking day carried a charm all its own. No oft-varied menu our appetlus pam- pered. No strength-giving tonic we heeded to tnke, , For neve a pang our digestion had ham pered When eating the doughnuts that mother would mnke. , The puffy, raised doughnuts, ths nourishing doughnuts, ; The real, home-made doughnuts ' that . mother would make. Upon the worn hearthstone are strangers now treading. ' The hallways will echo my footsteps no . more; To see the dear roof-tree I'm longing, yet dreading , . The spell may be broken that held ,me ef yrs. Valnlv I teste every dainty confection. Of newfangled crullers I sadly partake: None, none can ejlrs to thai toothsome perfection ' That crowned every doughnut that mother would make. The flawless, fresh doughnuts, the tempt ing, round dntis-hnuts, , The sadly mMseu doughnuts that mother would tnuk. RepairsHdir Nature always tries to repair damaged hair. Some-' times she succeeds, very often she doesn't. She needs a little help Ayer's Hair Vigor. It repairs the hair, touches it up, gives If new life, brings back the old dark color, and makes It soft and glossy. Cures dandruff, too. 'I uted only one bonis of Ayer's Hair Vigor and it completely stopped niy balr from fal!li out."-Mr-C Leasenreld, Nsw Yoik City, 41 N. Ail 6ruUt, i.CkXLllUrta.l v I J