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Tzschurk, secretary of The Be Publishing Company, being duly sworn, ay that ths actual number of full and complet copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Be printed during th Month of June, 1804, was as follows: 1 20.400 16 20.4SO i 20,725 17 8,680 3 211,720 IS 2,8BO 4 21,72 18 2W.120 6 2tt,TRO JO 2O.070 6 SO.TSO n 20,740 '7 SO.TOO a 29,TOO 1 28.7UO 23 .....28.720 21,UO 24 29,940 10 2,4O0 25 29,790 H... 80,029 . 26 27,7TB 1 H,hHO 17 80,110 12 80,000 28 29,680 14 20,030 28 20,(100 li 80,110 VO 29,770 Total 883,083 Lei unsold tad returned copies.... 9,718 Net total sale. 878,372 Pally average 29.112 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. i Subscribed in my prsnc and sworn to before me this JOtu day of June. A. D. 1904. t tSeal) Jl. B. HUNOATE, notary; ruouo. Brytn and Watterson can shake now. When Billy comes marching borne, tra la. ' For once Grover Cleveland bas been taken at bis word. Conditions bave changed. The west la "the enemy's country" this year for the democratic candidate for president The beat in the St Louis convention naturally Inclined the delegates toward the coldest man available and they probably got him. Nebraska democrats can, sympathize with the feelings of those of New York la 1890 and learn t look with less dis pleasure upon bolters. . When the Standard Oil octopus car tied the day at St Louis Bryan's anti trust declaration in the platfoYm.be Came a tverlug- fare.' tlaa anyone beard the Hon. William Baadolpb Hearst say anything about bis little boom, lately deceased? For a ahort-lived luxury It was an expensive one, i The democratic party bas traveled In Sj circle and bas reached the point where It looks at current events from the standpoint of 1876 twenty-eight years behind the times. "Tammany is for the nominee," says the leader of that organization, but Da vid Hill, who bas beard that- remark before, will probably desire to ee the guarantee bond. I Speech is silver and silence Is gold. The democratic platform is' Silent on the money quostlon and that will be in terpreted by Wall street as tantamount to 'a declarationin favor of gold. The recent reduction In the price of oil announced by the Standard Oil com pany may be Mr. Rockefeller's delicate Intimation to the colleges that Christ mas presents will not come so easily this year. 1 y 1 It would be Interesting at this moment tp hear. Just exactly what Orover Cleve land bas to say on the situation, and the democratic chance of success in No vember. ;A little louder, please, Mr. Cleveland." Qrover Cleveland's alleged character isation of the Wilson bill can with equal truth" be applied to the present demo cratic platform. The former president Is said to have used the words: "Cow ardly makeshift" The whirligig of time, brings its re venges. A petition in bankruptcy has bnvn filed against the United States Clock company by its civdltora. The overissue of stocks Is said to bave been thi cause of its untimely impending de mise. ' A klnetoscope panorama of the demo cratic national convention wljl now be added to the other Interesting spectacu lar features of the St Louis exposition en ling up with the musical composition, "For There Was a Hot Time in the Old Town Tolght" It Is generally believed that Judge Parker's committee will bave little diffi culty In connecting with the campaign appropriations of the trust magnates; but whether that money will be more effective than the funds provided by the silver mine owners remains to be seen. . Nebraskana will not have to go to the circus this summer to see lively acro batic exhibitions, for every town has a number of democrats wbo will turn a ttn vigorous handsprings, and Jump from the extreme platform, of populism to that of conservative democracy as defined try Mr. Tatter. ' " . PARKER FOR PRESIDENT. The thorough organization of the sup porters of Judge Alton B. Tarter made his nomination by the St Louis conven tion inevitable, and for this organization the credit is chiefly due to the leading Tarker champion, David B. U11L It Is a question whether the New York Jurist Is the most available man that could have been chosen. He Is as yet an "un known quantity," so far as national questions are concerned, and be bas never occupied any executive or legis lative position, so that In regard to his capacity and qualifications for the great office of president of the United States nothing definite can be said. Ills public career bas been wholly Ju dicial and he stands well as a Jurist He is now chief Judge of the court of appeals of New York, the highest Judi cial body In that state. He was chosen 1o that position by a large majority after service in the supreme court of the state, to which he was elected by all the parties In the Judicial district in which he lives. Before bis transfer to the Ju diciary Judge Parker was somewhat In politics, having represented the democ racy of his congressional district In the state committee of the party and was the leading man of that committee in campaigns in which the democracy was successful. When he was chosen to the bench he renounced political activity and sundered political relationships. Since then he bas devoted himself en tirely to Judicial duties, though bis friends say he bas not failed to take an Interest In and keep in touch with cur rent political events. , Mr. Hill has given assurance that Judge Parker will approve the platform. But will be endorse the omission of any reference to the money question, or will he give expression to his own views on that question? The Brooklyn Eagle. which claims to have been the first to suggest Judge Parker for the presiden tial nomination, makes an urgent appeal to him to declare himself for sound money and the maintenance of the gold standard. It tells blm that the demo cratic friends of sound money will ex pect this of him and that duty to these, to whom he owes the nomination, re quires such an expression from him Doubtless the Eagle will In this bave the support of other sound money demo cratlc papers and the response of Judge Parker to the appeal, which . be will hardly venture to Ignore, will be awaited with general and great interest The understanding is that although he voted for Mr. Bryan in 1806 and 1000 be is a gold-standard man, but it Is necessary to secure the support of sound money democrats that he shall make his posl tlon clear and beyond doubt. If he does this, what will be the effect upon the democrats who are unfriendly to the gold standard and are still quite numerous? That Is a matter which may cause the candidate no little perplexity. Judge Parker Is unquestionably an able Jurist and a citizen of high char acter. There Is no evidence that he has any of the qualities of a statesman and be certainly has had no experience to qualify him for the work or statesman ship.. The claim of his friends thst he Is a "safe" man is perhaps well founded. but what of those such men, for ex ample, as Hill and Belmont and Don forth who would probn.bly exert a com manding Influence In the administration. should Judge Parker be elected? That Is a question which the people will serf ously ponder between now and Novem ber. ' ' A TUB DEMOCRATIC PLATFORM. The platform adopted at St. Louis Is a patchwork compromise and as a whole does not satisfy either the conservative or the radical elements of the democracy. It is platitudinous and commonplace. ' It presents no paramount Issue and offers nothing that will commend It to the In telligent Judgment of the country. It speaks of fundamental principles and defines none not now recognized and In operation. It calls for economy and hon esty In the administration of the govern ment, which is desired by every citizen. The record of democratic administration, however, offers no guaranty that If that party should again be restored to power It would practice economy. - On the tariff It maintains the party's traditional position, denouncing protec tion as robbery and favoring a tariff for revenue only. The first draft of the platform took a conservative position on, this question, but the anti-protection element was able to carry Its de mand and place the party again In an attitude of hostility to the industries of the country whose maintenance and de velopment are essential to the welfare of labor. In Ignoring the money ques tion the sound money democrats made an Inglorious surrender to the radical element which places the party In an embarrassing position. It leaves as the only authoritative decuarntlon of the de mocracy ou this question the money plank of. the Kansas City platform. That this will seriously trouble the party In the campaign Is not to be doubted. It will not be sufllclent for it to say that the money issue Is dead, In view of the fact that hundreds of thou sands of democrats are still devoted to silver and that their representatives In the national convention were able to prevent committing the party to the gold standard. The denunciation of trusts and com binations expresses a practically univer sal sentiment. Republicans are as strongly orposed to monopolistic com binations as are democrats and the former have shown their hostility by enacting and enforcing anti-trust legis lation. The St. Louis platform offers no practicable plan or proposition for deal ing with trusts and combinations, which Is quite In keeping with the failure of the democratic party to enact any anti trust legislation when It was In control of the executive and legislative branches of the government. The deliverance' in regard, to the Philippines will five little encoiiraKeuient to tuone In the islands who are 'hoping fer independence. It TITE OMAHA carries the promise to the Filipino people of independence at some indefinite time and under certain conditions a promise that will not only be disappointing to the island people, but also to the so called antl-lmperlflllsts of this country. It Is perhaps unnecessary to point out In this connection, what ought to be ob vious to all men of Intelligent discrimi nation, that there Is really no parallel between the cases of Cuba and the Phil ippines. There are some features of the plat form which all citizens can approve, for example, the declaration favoring larger powers for the Interstate Commerce commission and that for maintaining the Monroe doctrine, but as a whole the platform Is weak and will not make a favorable Impression upon the thought ful and discriminating. MUSEUM OF CURIOSITIES. Railroad tax agents are now collating a symposium of curiosities and oddities of assessments under the new revenue law. Advance copies of the material prepared for the forthcoming bulletin embody some samples to which publicity is given in the Lincoln Star. In Chey enne county, where the "whirr" of the lasso Is heard In the land and the som brero is the dress hat for all occasions, revolvera are worth $1, typesetting ma chines $10 and the toy steamboat is quoted at $1, while in Washington county typesetting machines are quoted at $2 and five and one-half steamboats at $10.75 each. The half boat Is sup posed to be stranded on the county line. Whether Burt county returned the other half Is not divulged. It should be borne in mind, however, that these figures represent only one fifth of the actual value and conse quently old "bulldog" revolvers quoted at $1 really represent $5, a typesetting machine $50, and that Is about all any body would be willing to pay for them unless they are brand new. i A good deal of fun Is poked at the Omaha dogcatcher by pointing out the fact that In Cheyenne county cuijs are actually quoted at 60 cents, while those In Fillmore county are returned at $1.02. This really means an average of from $3.00 to $10.20 per bead, and we doubt very much whether any poundmaster in Omaha or South Omaha would be will lng to appraise an ordinary barker at more than SO cents, and an extra biter at more than $5. It Is barely possible that the Cheyenne county assessor made his return for prairie dogs. The omission of the owls and rattlesnakes is, how ever, Justly censurable from the tax agent's point of view. If the forthcoming bulletin of the tax agents Is to be funny, they must add something more than the sombrero and sheep dog to tbelr museum of curiosi ties. RECIPROCITY AND ANNEXATION.. From time to time there appears to be an . outbreak of the Idea ' of closer union with Canada, , both Indus trtally and politically, In the northwest era. and New England states, under the name of reciprocity, and In a few sec tions of the middle west they call it annexation. A man who bas been for many years a close student of Canadian affairs and Canadian sentiment summed it up In the laconic expression, "Reciprocity, possibly; annexation, never!" There undoubtedly was a time, before the passing of the Dlngley bill, when the bard times and prevalent industrial depression In Canada had forced the people to consider the Idea of a union with the United States, and at that time a treaty of reciprocity might have beeu consummated between the two coun tries. In the natural course of events, under the then existing conditions, such a treaty mlgbt well have led to closer political relations, and ultimately to an nexation, and there were not wanting some public men of Canada wbo de clared this to be the "manifest destiny" of that country. The passing of the McKlnley bill, and the subsequent Dlngley bill, with the consequent raising of a great tariff wall between the two countries, had a pe culiar effect. Rightly or wrongly, the Canadian people interpreted It as an at tempt to force them on their knees with an appeal to the republic for better trade relations, In which event, of course, the United States could, dictate their own terms, and this, if It had ever occurred, would probably have led to ultimate annexation. But the same spirit of independence which Animates the American nation lives also In the Canadian people, and rather than be forced Into union, they. In their turn, erected a tariff wall, and resolved to depend on their own efforts and their own resources for their needs. Industrial and otherwise, to build up their own manufactures, and to shut out much of that American competition which had well-nigh ruined many Cana dian Industries. So unanimous was this sentiment that the liberal party, then In opposition, who had been advocating free trade, stole' the conservative thun der, and came out at the next election with a protection plank stronger than was In the conservative platform and won the election, and it Is today the strongest plank with both parties, and one on which they are both In hearty accord. The solid, substantial and growing prosperity of . the country today bears witness to the wisdom of that policy. They have come to feel that they are quite Independent of the United States, and from the utterances of the leaders of both parties in Parliament it is clear that if there ever Is another reciprocity treaty it will not be the one-sided affair which they claim all previous agree ments have proved to be. They feel that they have proved to themselves that they are secure In their own strength, and declare that any over tures must come from this side of the line. With all this, there Is a very strong feeling 6f friendship for the United , DAILY DEE: SUNDAY, JULY 10. 1904. States, and there Is no doubt that closer trade relations would be welcomed, but they feel that If they cannot obtain a quid pro quo, they do not want any agreement at all. With the firm and determined attitude assumed by both parties, not to be forced Into union, and a realization of their own strength and resources, came a rush of national feeling, which re sulted In seeking closer tics with Great Britain, and the Canadian preferential tariff was the outcome. To this there was added a great impetus to the move ment called imperial federation. All of this has developed a national spirit fully as ardent as is to be' found among ourselvs, and today any man preaching the doctrine of annexation would get a reception much the same as that accorded to Dowle during his recent European trip. All this need cauro no animus among us on this side of the line, for It Is pre cisely what we would have done under similar -circumstances, and we cannot blame them for giving full rein to their aspirations to build up a strong nation. There can be no doubt In the mind of anyone who bas mingled at all with Canadians and their leaders that our northern neighbors are both content and determined to live and work out their own problem, of nation-bulldlng, on lines chosen by themselves. The declaration of the democratic national convention In favor of Canadian reciprocity Is man ifestly a sop thrown to New England manufacturers, who hope to profit by a reciprocity treaty with the dominion, but the democrats, even If successful In the election next November, are Impo tent to fulfill their promises and will so remain until they elect a majority of the senate. TO REGULATE EMIGRATION. There Is reported to be a movement on foot to bring about an International agreement among the leading govern ments of the world to regulate emigra tion from one country to another. "As sisted Immigration" growing out of the keen rivalry between big steamship com panies for the business of transporting emigrants Is said to have convinced offi cials of many governments that It will be necessary soon to bave international restriction and supervision of the whole matter. Considerable light has been thrown upon the subject by several spe cial agents who are traveling through the principal countries' of Europe for the immigration bureau of the Department of Commerce and Labor. These agents have been abroad for a number of months, investigating and studying the various phases of Immigra tion as it relates to the United States. It is stated that some of their discover ies confirm the impression that was held pretty generally by our Immigration au thorities, that a largo percentage of the aliens who come to this country do so entirely as a result of the Inducements held out by agents of steamship com panies. These agents are paid a com mission for every emigrant they , land and they consequently make the most extravagant representations regarding the chances of those wbo come here for securing remunerative employment It bas been found that the European governments generally are opposed to the methods of the steamship companies In working up sentiment favoring emi gration to the United States and several of the continental countries have adopted laws strictly prohibiting assisted emigra tion and imposing severe punishments upon persons who make a business of In ducing people to leave their homes to seek new ones In tho United States. It is pointed out that another growing evil which has suggested ah international agreement is the practice of steamship companies of landing their passengers at remote points on our coasts where the inspection faculties are poor. To ac complish this certain lines follow the most circuitous routes In order to evade the rigid Inspection they would encounter at the regular ports of entry. Still an other matter suggesting international regulation of emigration is the jaxlty of South American countries with regard to the admission of aliens, some of those countries having absolutely no restric tive laws and admitting the worst class of foreigners. It would seem that the governments acting Individually should be able to protect their people from being misled by the statements of steamship agents, but an International agreement to regu late emigration might prove beneficial. It appears that the matter has been re ceiving consideration at Washington. The only remnant of a former para mount Issue that will still be a subject ! of serious discussion In the Impending national campaign Is the policy to be pursued with regard to the trusts. The trust plank Inserted Into the democratic national , platform to placate Bryan Is presumed to represent the consensus of opinion of anti-monopoly democrats. As a matter of fact It does not begin to be as expressive as the platform proposed by Judge Grosscup of the federal cir cuit court some months ago, which read as follows: First and Foremost The subjection of all corporations to government supervision. Second A demand that the capitalisation of a corporation ahall represent Its assets. Third Insistence that the great seal Of a stat shall not be employed to sanction the existence of Institutions bora bankrupt And Lastly Restrictions on th organ isation of corporations of Eiffel tower con struction, offering ground floor privileges to a few stockholders. To tell the peasantry of Europe that In one of the best sections of the oriel land was being practically given away for a mere song, that every citizen had an equal chance for it, with every pros pect for the lucky ones to obtain a boun tiful living for themselves and family, would result In being looked upon as a phenomenal liar or a lunatic. And yet the Rosebud lands now being taken up by homesteaders are as good lauds as csn be found anywhere. Well watered, fertile, virgin, It simply means oue more great section of the west to be filled up with a self-sustaining hard-working. self-respecting population. : That such a gigantic lottery should be Inaugurated and carried out by the government and that few thousand men and families should obtain good land to sustain their families and descendants for genera tions, and that It should make so little noise-In the world; testifies once more to the generous rollcy of this great re public toward the home builders. We wonder If Alton the Silent will consent to let go of a little wisdom now that his nomination is an assured fact, The country is curious to know what his views are on some matters, or if he hns any views at all. Some are wicked enough to say be Is merely the mega phone through which one hears the dulcet tones of the great David B. Those who have been telling us that Bryan Is too honest to be successful in politics should tell us what they think of his falling Into line with the present patchwork platform of the democrats. Everyone knows that he is as staunch a believer as ever In his peculiar views on the money question, but not a men tion is made of it in the platform, de spite all the efforts of "the peerless leader." It really does seem as if the gentleman from Nebraska has consented to ally himself with the money power for the sake of being with the majority. Vacation Tlaa Worries. Portland Oregonlan. Some peopl worry themselves sick lest they won't get away on their vacation on time, and then keep worrying lest they won't get back to their work on time. Patrlotlo Alra. Washington Star. A New York musician has composed new muslo for "America." "A Hot Time In the Old Town" will, however, continue to -receive the usual popular recognition for pa trlotlo purposes. The Expert at Work. Kansas City Star. One of the drat official acts of Paul Mor ton, th new secretary of th navy, will doubtless be to arrange for new round houses for the warships and provlda netting (or the mosquito fleet. Blister imoag the Bearded. Chicago Tribune. The tabulated statement of the Injuries received in celebrating th glorious Fourth will make no mention of several thousand of those older boys with beards who has tened to hide the powder burns and other evidence of their folly from th curious gasa of the public. Lodge Room Obllgatloa. Boston Transcript. The relative Importance of a man's duty to a secret order and his duty as a cltiien seems to be pretty well Indicated by th decision of the appellate division of th New Tork supreme court that a man fined and imprisoned for contempt because he refused on of the leeeer judicial bodies Information on the ground that he was bound by a lodge oath not to give It, may purge himself of contempt only by stating the required facts. It is a pity such dis cipline should be necessary In an en lightened republic, - but so long as It Is, it Is refreshing to have it thoroughly ad ministered. ' Aa Era of Temperance. Portland Oregonlan. One reason, perhaps, why prohibition, as a legalised system, doesn't get on Is that in the matter of thirst and of allay ing It this generation Is more moderate than any other that has gone before it In other words, there Is less excess of drinking. Once It wasn't disgraceful to be drunk. It is now. Among cultivated people all passions and emotions are held down. At weddings there are no tears of Joy. At funerals no howls or sobs or lamentations. At revival meetings no shrieks, no incantations. The Homerlo heroes in their wrath bellowed ilk boobies. shed tears In their fit of anger and called each other liars. Everybody la more tm perate now. The Tobacco Heart. Baltimore Herald. It is estimated that about 20 per cent of th young men who itecently applied to enter the Naval academy have failed In the physical test, and th failure was largely due to th use of tobacco, result ing In the Irregular beating of th heart. Nowadays physicians speak of the "to- baoco heart," a trouble caused by the ex cessive use of the weed. When the smo ker develops into a "cigarette fiend" the services of a physician are necessary, but before this point is reached the heart may be permanently injured. The trouble Is often of a gradual growth, and It Is only when the young man is subjected to a physical examination that the extent of the disorder becomes known. An observant englishman, reclntly on a visit to the United States, said in no country In . the world had he ever seen smoking carried to such excess as In Amer ica. . , TITLES FOR OUR AMBASSADORS, Tuft Banters Complaining; of Anterl. eaa Simplicity. 1 Chicago Record-Herald. Certain American ladles now In Europe are reported to b complaining because our ambassadors at foreign courts are not permitted to bav titles. This lack of titles, th ladles declare, puts our representatives at a serious disadvantage. Whan Ambassa dor Choate, for Instance, attends a function at the king's palace he is thrown In th shad by th representatives of petty states merely because he is plain "Mr." Instead of a duke or a marquis. This condition th patrlotlo ladles wbo have been presented, at court by Mr. Choate And exceedingly dis tressing. W may readily Imagine bow they blush for shame as they In their fancy see some sa wed-off marquis from Italy or an Inslgnlflcant-looklng duke from Spain stand In front of our noble ambassador or crowd him Into a corner back of the whatnot, merely because he has th misfortune to represent a niggardly country which I so lacking In pride that rather than tax Itself for th maintenance of a nobility it forces Its womsn to acquire their titles by mar riage and often sands as Its representatives at th courts of Europe plain, blunt men who wouldn't know th dlllereno between th gules on a coat of arms and th trade mark on a tub of buttertne. Let us arts and ery out aglnst this humiliating stat of affairs. Surely ther Is a remedy to be found If w car to look for It. Why not let the husband of our daughters who have married titles be our ambassadors If we can't do anything else. Ther are plenty of them to go around, and w have no doubt that most of them would consent to serve provided their fathers-in-law were willing to provide for th extra expenses. Th cry of th good American ladles who have discovered how our ambassadors are eclipsed because of their lack of titles must not go unheeded. Let us mak hast to remedy the evil lest the prestige w have labored so long and eo hard to establish b for.v.r destroyed. , SKRJIONS I BENTBNCES. Lor has no labor troubles. Faith give heaven's firmness. A short hand goes with a long face. A Ilttl help la worth a lot of holler. To recelv th false is to reject the true. An Inspiration s greater than an ex ample. No tnaa ever stays long In the suburts of sin. All great reforms start where charity beclns. True patriotism never thinks of the pre miums. ' The best way to silence conscience Is to obey It. The church gets no grip when It tries to graft There Is no protection In the life that Is all policy. The cost of a thing cannot be measured by Its price. Lip that love bad news mak poor ones for good news. The world owe you a living; but you owe the world a life. Every Urn you think of another a million angels think of you. He cannot hav right thoughts of God who refuses to take thought for men. There is something wrong with a man when all his nerves are In his pocket. Advertising the shortcomings of others does not help us to dispose of our own. The man who la trying to reform the world generally keeps a dog that barks all night Chicago Tribune. ' PERSONAL ADD OTHERWISE. Port Arthur continues to have Its dally fall. A Brooklyn woman, who owns up to M years, claims to have seen Aaron urr and looked Into his "dark, piercing eyes." One difference between the Chicago and St. Louis conventions Is that the former laundered Its linen In advance of the meet ing. What Is now needed to put the finishing touches on the world's gaiety la a regula tion stunt from the Mad Mullah. Maud Muller la busy raking. During a bargain rush In Brooklyn a riot call was sent for the police. Th twentieth century woman Is a vigorous proposition on bargain day. In sending an ioe crusher to the front the Russians are enabled with that cap tured Japanese brandy to forget some of their troubles for a minute or two. After experiencing a year or two of Ida Tarbell the Standard Oil peopl are suffi ciently seasoned to scoff at the bills of George Rice, the New Jersey mosquito. Texas has gone into court to prevent the landing of the Paiagonlan ant pre ferring to bear with the boll weevils It hap rather than welcome those it knows not of. ' Some pert paragraphers criticise th manner In which Senator Fairbanks parts his hair, (falling to give him credit for doing the best he can with the few strands in sight On the open cars In New Tork custom permits five persons to stand between each row of seats, in front of the knees of th people who are sitting. Those who stand are native lap landers. As a result of an Investigation, forty-two Indictments have been returned against as many bookmakers of the Hawthorne track. Still, Chicago's literary talent bears up welf I despite many dlsoourageaenta. "Sight Draft at Maturity" is up misnomer. Of five companies the first to pay. ls Museirr. ' etMSwooo. W1HISMUMS, . RAMH THAMIITON. ,Am1CmIm 'HlDNwSly'anager j ' Eqai tflLblelLl'f 7Aa86jci'j7r. OmahV,pT eT rgaha. ,j Eearislr: I hav3eoe jrS&Tf rom" youdraf tlofitji '$qultableilUe7A initliflj sumlo f " Ten" Thou san4 '. D oil ar a T( t lOiOCfl) ) onc countlof poll cyonlll f aTof ."B en" B 71 Wood.' Off iveTpol ibi eaTin: ivaTdTf f WaSov&i) th 1 sTl slthef 1 rBtpajenjiTtblthfltftta. THE STRONQESTIN THE WORLD" THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY Or THE rWITED STATES HENRY B. RIDE, F.sader 120 BROADWAY, NEW YORK JAMES W. ALEXANDER, Pres. II. D. NEELY, Mgr. for Nebraska. Merebaat Natleaal Bank Bslldlng WM. HENRY BROWN, Casbler f. R. ELSON aa B. S. ITBBETEB, Oeaeral Agt., Wataaa. H. If. LOl'OHHIDOB, Oeaeral Agent, Llavela. ' JOB KLEIN, Oeaeral Agt., Plal tsraoot h, N.a. ED. . JONES, Oeaeral Agt., Hastlags, Neb. , J. H, HOOVER, Oeaeral Agt., Wayae, N.b. W. J.. STEVESOJf, Oeaeral Agt., Fall City, Wea. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "U-.n, tn mnrrv mv daughter, do voar "Tee, sir,"' responded the frightened young man, "but she's as much to btam for It as I am." Chicago Tribune. "Tee, just as soon s the person 1rt his eermnn he stops all the electrle fana" 'What that for?" "He knows that the hum Is much too soothing on a warm day." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Towne Jlrley Is married now an4 he, got a reputation to live up to. Browne I heard he waa married to thtt young widow, but what's the reputation you Break oft Tnwne His wir s first husbands.-FhUa. delphla Press. "Mrs. Mudgler A uo lartrty "I know It. She worried herself rmarlv sick because hr husband paid hie lit n. suranc premium two day before It wa, due. It would hav been Just that much 5ood money lost, she comp'alned. If he h1 led In the meantime." Chicago Record Herald. Maria What be th attractions at th operv hou this week, Joshua? Joshua Electrlo fans, Maria. Tonkers Statesman. "I've often wondered, remarked ths oh servant watch dog. "why you should prefer Scotch whisky." "Losh! dlnna ye ken?" replied th wis owl, "that's what makes m hoot mon." Philadelphia Preea. "Before we were married," she com plained, "you swore you would go to the ends of the earth for m. and now " "And now," he Interrupted, "there are no nds of th earth any more than ther were then." Indianapolis Nws. THE BIVER TIME. Benjamin Franklin Taylor. Oh! a wonderful stream Is the River Time, As It runs through the realm of tear, With a faultless rhythm and a musical rhyme. And a broader sweep and a surg auburn, As It blends with the ocean of yeara How the winters are drifting like flakes of snow, And the' summers, like birds between. And the year In the sheaf so they com and they go. On the river's breast with Ite ebb and Its flow. As It glide In th shadow and sheen. There's a magical Isle up th River Time, Where the softest of airs are playing; There's a cloudless sky and a tropical clime. And a song as sweet a a vesper chime. And the Junes with the rose are straying. And the name of this Isle Is the Long Ago, And we bury our treasure thore; There are brow of beauty, and bosoms of snow: There are heap of dust ch, we loved them sol There are trinkets, and tress of hair. Thar are ' fragments of song that nobody sings, There are parts of an Infant'e prayer; There's a lute unswept and a harp without strings; There are broken vows, and place of And the garments our loved used to wear. There are hand that are waved, when the fairy shore Bv th mlrag is lifted In air: And we sometimes hear, through the tur- nulent roar. Sweat voices w heard In the days gen berore. When the wind down the river was fata, Oh, remembered for ay be that biassed isie. All the dav of our life till nlarht! And when evening glows with It beautiful smile. And our eyes are closing la slumbers awniie, May that Greenwood of souls be in sight! .Ypura'truly, 1 aT Administrator JAMES H. HYDE, Ttee-Pres. -C! i I i A X