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' Communications relating to news end edi torial matter should be addressed: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit hy draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing Company. Only -eent stamps received In payment of i mall accounts. Personal checki. except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss. : Oeorge B. Tzechuck. secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, bHng duly sworn, says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Bunday Be printed during the ' month of May. 1904, was as follows: 1 eo.noo n 2J,3o 1 2f,MK 18 RO.OOO , t .....20.T40 19 Jt0,lO 4 ...2.TW 20 i 80,4!0 t 30,070 21 80.8CO . 20.H40 22 26,1 BO 7 80,0 23 2O.070 SO.TAO 24 f,TOO t ...SO.lftO 25 2W.H40 ' 10.... SO, ISO 26 2,WM 11 80,800 27 2ft,TI0 U VO.TSO 2S 2,00 : 13 .....!.HOO 29 87,100 14 aO.B0 SQ 20,8.10 IB .24i,(KM SI 2,T84 16 30,010 Totat ll,RSO Li unsold and returned copies..,. 10,030 Net total sales ool.Ktt Net average sales.. 20,001 GEO. B. TZSCHUCK. ' Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 31st day of May. A. D. 1904. (Seal) - M. B. HUNGATB, Notary Public. Tlie Bryan platform la nearly as full ' of platitudes as the Parker platform. Runlng at large a few young torna does. Finders will please impound them. Wyoming democrats are said to be for Hearst Really there is no ac counting for what thesd woman suffrage states will do. . Sir Henry Irving announces that he j will retire from the stage in 1906. This : will still gire time for the usual "fare i weir American tour. Omaha fans should brace themselves for bad news. The Kidnapers are going up against the altitude again, with games at Denver and Colorado Springs. Fata Is unkind to Mr. Bryan. While fc was making his appeal for the Kan sag City platform, the news came tell ing that, Panama bad adopted the gold standard. '-; It-begins to look as if something might be accomplished by Illinois re publicans when recess follows so close, upon the release of delegates from in structions. A letter of condolence is due Governor Herrick from Governor Peabody but at the present time Ohio has no "bull .ens," and both sides must give up their guns. ' ' ' Acttng Mayor Zlmman is starting out finely.V One thing we may bo sure of no franVhlsed corporation Job will be smuggled past him during the absence of Mayor Moores. Golf came to America from Great Britain, but the American Invasion has taken even the golf championship from Great Britain. It Is another case of pupil outdoing master. Careful inquiry among the national delegates selected by the Nebraska dem ocrats discloses the fact) that Colonel Bryan will answer roll call at St. Louis by voting sixteen to one times. It Is to be noted that the democratic state convention developed no unre strainable scramble for places to be filled on the state ticket to be made . up at the second session called for Au gust Having nominated their legislative ticket Douglas county democrats are already engaged In the task of pulling It to pieces and filling up the boles. This, however, is the usual method of begetting democratic tickets hereabouts. As long as the British islands are surrounded by, water It Is safe to say no British ministry will protest against any other country using all means in Its power to protect its coast line, even , though the means look a little Irregular at first blush. President Roosevelt has just appointed sneciaj attorney to Investigate charges ygalnst federal officers In Alaska. No political campaign is to be permitted to stand in the way of an honest admin Istratlon of the laws under the present , strenuous executive. The Pan-German congress intimates that the kaiser is "soldiering" on hla J Job, and as there Is no international union of allied kings and emperors to protect him the war lord may be called , on to attend closer to business during working hours. According to the Bryan platform, "Democracy would administer the Treasury department In behalf of the public," but when democracy vwas In 'Dower the last time It administered the treasury for the benefit of a bankers' syndicate tbat Is reputed to have cleared 110,000,000 is single bond deal irtBRABKA DtMvCKATIC eLATTVRM. In view of Mr. Bryan's criticism of the New York democratic platform as a platitudinous and for the most part meaningless deliverance, It was natur ally expected that the platform of the Nebraska democrats, written by Bryan, would specifically declare the party's position on sll public questions, but as to this it Is not very much better than that of the Empire state democracy. Much of it Is composed of a definition of democracy, such ss might be made editorially in Mr. Bryan's paper, but which conveys little information as to what the party In this stste thinks alKHit public questions. Perhaps the au thor of the platform thought it suffi cient to reaffirm faith in the principles set forth in the Kansas City platform, which was also framed by him, but a very considerable number of democrats In Nebroska, it is snfe to say, are un famlllnr with the Kansas City declara tion with the exception of the free sil ver plank. They can of course acquaint themselves with that platform, but Mr. Bryan should have saved the rank and file of the purty this trouble by a spe cific and unambiguous statement of Its position on all national questions. That could have been done in fewer words than the platform adopted contains. The arraignment of the national ad ministration Is more unfair and unjust than that of any other democratic plat form of the year1. Every intelligent and fair-minded man knows that it Is utterly untrue to assert that the Treasury de partment has been turned over to the financiers in order to obtain, their political support and that the law department has been put Into the hands of the trusts. Equally unwarranted Is the charge, that President Roosevelt has disregarded constitutional limitations. The platform favors giving the Filipinos an immediate promise of ultimate Inde pendence. The probable effect of do ing this' would be to encoVirage the dis affected In the islands to renewed oppo sition to the government and thus re tard the work that Is being done for preparing the natives for self-government. There Is now very general order and peace In the islands and it would manifestly be most unwise to offer any sort of invitation to a fresh disturbance. There is no parallel between Cuba and the Philippines and It is absurd to asso ciate them as is done In this platform. The deliverance on the tariff is in the familiar democratic vein, calling for the overthrow of the principle of protection. A scxalled tariff for revenue only would be disastrous to our industries and the tniRts could withstand its effect much better than the Independent manufac turers, whose competition now tends to modify trust exaction. The money plank of the platform is characteristic and nobody would hesitate to ascribe it to Mr. Bryan. As to the proposition to amend the constitution so as to allow of the levying of an Income tax and the popular election of United States sena tors It is not a fact that the democracy in (lie past has favored this and It may be tibted whether a majority of the parly now favors such amendment .of the constitution. Who of the present democratic members of the United States senate would vote for an amend ment providing for the popular election of senators? The only way by which this can be brought about Is through a national convention, as provided for in the constitution. Ten years ago the democracy had the presidency and the congress. The party then did none of the things which It is declared by the Nebraska platform to stand for, but it did so alarm the country that we had one of the severest business depressions In . our history. Could the Bryan program ' be carried out there would ensue a greater Indus trial and commercial stagnation than that which afflicted the country during the last democratic administration. MR. JOHLYITS POINT OF YIBW. Half a page of the third section of the New York Herald of last Sunday is given up to pictorial illustrations of Joslyn's castle and its monumental gate way and driveway, with, position top of page, surrounded by reading matter and with a black headline clear across the page. To make the advertisement attractive and Impressive the Joslyn castle pictorial Is flanked by the follow ing headlines: "George A. Joslyn, fighting for "prin ciple, leaves place of his fortune. Is made victim of law affecting stock holders in foreign corporations. Baron ial estate to be a waste. Will live In New York state. Means to abandon and dismantle home In Omaha costing half a trillion. His sharp denunciation of the methods employed by the tax au thorities." In support of these startling disclo sures the baronial castle builder Is quoted as follows: Unless the Nebraska legislature shall re. peal an absurd and unjust personal taxa tfon law passed at Its last session, or un less the officials charged with Its execution shall do so with, fairness and strict Im partiality, I will never again make my residence within the boundaries of that state, but I will abandon and .dismantle my home In Omaha, which cost me more than 1600,000, and leave It stand as a silent and permanent protest against the Injus tice and persecution to which I have been subjected. So On;aha must prepare Itself for the worst, and share the fate of cities on the Rhine, overshadowed by vacant castles, frequented In the day time by tourists and haunted In the night time by the spooks of armored knights, cowled monks and women in white. With its turreted Tudor castle Omaha will be unique among American citle and hold Its builder in perpetual re membrance. There is no prospect, Immediate or re mote, however, that any Nebraska leg islature will repeal what Mr. Joslyn Is pleased to call "absurd and unjust taxa tion laws," and there Is no Immediate or even remote prospect that this offi cers charged with their execution will dure ignore them, even la the face of the threatened migration of ' one of Omaha's multi-mtlllonalres. Instead of execrating and denouncing the tax com missioner and the Board of Review, Mr. Joslyn should have expressed bis grate ful appreciation of the concessions made to him. The bsronlsl estate, on which he clolms to have expended $500,000 and assessed at Its presumed full value, was returned at $127,500, and the News paper Union stock, valued by him at over $1,000,000, was assessed for $87,500. Other property owners in Omaha, ex cepting possibly the rallronds, would have been well satisfied with Just such "absurd and unjust taxation." While claiming to be fighting for prin ciple, the point of view of Mr. Joslyn is supremely selfish and illogical. The constitution and laws of Nebraska re quire all Individuals and corporations to contribute tbelr Just proportion toward the burden of government according to the value of their property. This is a sound principle and applies with equal force to baronial estates and Tudor castles as it does to the modest home of the laboring man. The chief owner of the stock of a foreign corporation is expected to psy his full share of taxes In proportion to Its actual vslue, the same as if he owned mortgages or bonds secured by real estate located outside of Nebraska. Removal from Omaha to Saratoga will not afford material relief to Mr. Joslyn from his tax burdens, if he shall make an honest return of his personal prop erty for taxation at his new residence as required by the laws of New York. In any event, the taxing machinery of Nebraska cannot be reconstructed to ac commodate Mr. Joslyn's frame of mind and Omaha is not likely to suffer very seriously if the castle on the hill shall stand "as a silent permanent and grotesque protest tgalnst the injustice" and alleged persecution to which Mr. Joslyn has been subjected under the new revenue law. COUItllAQ ON TB SOUTH, The Parker men are 6ald to be count ing confidently on the support of the south at St Louis, but it Is not clear upon what they base their faith. There is, of course, some Parker sentiment in the southern states and unquestionably he has more supporters in that section than any of the other possible candi dates, but the men who will go from there to the national convention, most of them unlnstmcted, will want to be convinced that Parker could carry New York before they will give him their votes. The fact that the Empire state democrats have Instructed for him does not necessarily carry with it assurance that he could win In the election and it is quite probable that the Tammany contingent in the convention will make this plain to the southern delegates. There is a report of a probable com bination between Gorman, "Murphy of Tammany, James M. Guffey, the Penn sylvania democratic leader, and John R. McLean of Ohio, in opposition to Par ker. It is said that in the' event of this combination being effected It will probably be able ty overthrow the New York Jurist unless he should have a large majority on the first, ballot, which Is not now expected. The opposition to him points to the fact that less than one-third of the delegates chosen are pledged to the Empire state man and they argue that if the same propor tion is maintained Parker will go Into the convention with little more than one-fourth of its delegates pledged to him. They expect to effect a combina tion of unlnstmcted delegates and dele gations committed to favorite sons that will effectually dispose of Parker's chances. Of course his friends profess to feel not the least bit apprehensive that anything of this nature can be ac complished, yet it is quite possible and the obvious fact in the situation is that the Judge's alight lead has not recently been increasing. There Isn't much be ing said about the McClellan movement, but there is reason to believe that a good deal of quiet work Is being done and so far as the south is concerned It Is not to be doubted that New York's mayor would be not less acceptable than Parker. Senator Howell failed to land on, the original water board because of the constitutional prohibition against ap pointment by the governor of members of the legislature to lucrative civil office and the unwritten code that law makers should not be the pecuniary beneficiaries of their own legislation. But he has now gotten in to fill a va cancy by co-operation of the board. If this is not accomplishing indirectly what is forbidden to be done directly, It comes pretty close to the line. Russian newspapers assert that with a new treaty with Great Britain manu facturers of the latter country will drive American agricultural Implements from Rnssla. As American' machinery baa to a great extent replaced native manu facture In England, Russia can get along with second-class goods If It so desires and pocket its own losses. According to the oracular Mr. Hanks, "nations are not born to die. In God's calendar they are not numbered." Mr. Hanks had better turn over a few pages of history and he will have no trouble In finding that in the calendar of God nations, like men, are mortal they have their birth, their growth, their decay and their death. Rldlna; (or a Fall. New York Tribune. Some democrats. It is said, arc preparing to give Mr. Bryan a talking to at Bt. Louis. Fei haps It would be welt tor them to remember that Mr. Bryan Is something Vf a talker himself. Tfc Uayvnet Not Obsolete. New York World. WaJ plays havoc with glittering generali ties as' well as with other things. At the close of the Boer war smoking-room strata, gists wens agreed that the bayonet was made obsolete by the wide firing sons of long-range lflea. Yet the Japanese are said to have Vken Nanshan by a bayonet charge under tV cover of a heavy artillery are, precisely axajpoleoa would have done eaj?ol It In his day. All of which teaches us that It Is not safe to generalize from special cases. Short, Sharp and Readable. Baltimore American. If both parties announce a short, con cise and precise platform the voters of the country will take to reading them to know what the campaign Is all about. It may be taken as a safe rule that few things are read from beginning to end by the average citizen that are Independent of the wise editor's blue pencil. Worklif It Off. Chicago Tribune. Amid a deep, impressive silence Colonel Bryan, who had managed to secure the floor, began to address the St, Louis con vention. "Mr. Chairman," he said, "realising, as I do, my personal Insignificance" Here he was Interrupted by a sudden commotion. Several delegates had fainted. The new Idea Mr. -Bryanplcked up while he was abroad had been sprung upon the convention too abruptly. Evils of Mock Gentility. Philadelphia Kecord. Students of sociul conditions In Great Britain are alarmed at the false pride which makes many young men prefer to be poorly paid rlerks rather than well-paid worklngmen. That the desire for mock gentility exists, at least to a limited extent. In this country also Is shown by the eftger- ness with which youths who would be first class mechanics or able farmers rush but half qualified Into the learned professions, only to meet disaster. An attempt at mock gentility Is the most pitiable thing In the world. It cnrrles with it Its own punish ment to the Individual, but Its more wide, reaching effects are to deprive the com' munlty of efficient worklngmen and to mul tlply useless members of society. A CI1AXCE FOR ORATORT. Peerless Leader Expected to Do His Thrilling- Stunt. Bt. Louis Globe-Democrat. Mr. Bryan will be one of Nebraska's delegates-at-large at the democratlo na tional convention. He won by an over whelming majority In the Omaha primaries, where the reorganize expected to name the delegates. There will be an oppor tunity at the Bt. Louis convention for some fiery speeches delivered on the spur of the moment, for no one can tell what a second will bring forth In the gathering that meets without Issues, and with a pur pose, It Is supposed, to disown Its' plat forms of 1S96 and 1900. Mr. Bryan says he will make an uncompromising fight on that point. He will find many delegates In tho convention who voted against him on the strength of the money question, and this clement, with recruits, expects to name the democratlo ticket. The New York politician who In 1886 was "a democrat still very still," will lead the Parker forces. In fact, Parker Is Hill's political creation. As a ready, sturdy, vigorous orator, Mr. Bryan will hardly have an equal In the convention. He will unquestionably be a man of power and influence In that body outside of Ms devoted followers. It will be impossible to 'put him down or side track him. He will force a full hearing in spite of ordinary devices to get rid of a disturbing factor. The Bryan position Is that the democrats who voted against him, rejecting the platform ' of 1896 and 1900, shall not now coitrol the party.. Their triumph. It Is believed), cannot be so veiled that Mr. Bryan will sumblt to it. It Is said that Bryan's , hold on. the party has waned. , But be .wcot.lnto, one democratic national convention - comparatively un known and came anT'of It famous. It re mains to be proVed that hS cannot sway the Bt. Louis convention to a sensational extent WHEN GROVER SPEAKS. New York World: Mr. Cleveland Is a keen lover pf sport. When he Is not fishing he Is poking sticks at the animals through the bars of the popullsflc cage. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: When In doubt, play trumps, Is. one of the rules In the game of whist. When the democrats are In doubt they Invariably think of Cleveland. Philadelphia Press: Cleveland, of course, doesn't mean any harm to Judge Parker by predicting his nomination for the presi dency, but Judge Parker might have got along without It. Washington Post: Mr. Cleveland de clares that Judge Parker Is the logical candidate for the presidency, but there are some symptoms Indicating that the demo crats have no passion for logic. Chicago Record-Herald: "Let us forget Cleveland," says the Nashville News. What! And Cleveland right up where she has a fighting chance to get Into first place If her pitchers hold out? Well, hardly! Chicago Chronicle: If life and faith and hope abide In the democratlo party the nomination of Grover Cleveland will be ac complished on the second ballot at Bt Louis. The platform will then take care of itself. Indianapolis News: Mr. Cleveland's new indorsement of Judge Parker as the logi cal candidate of the democratic party Is likely to be a two-edged sword. While it will help Parker In the east, where Tam many, for example, la striving for his de feat, it will hurt him In the west. Philadelphia Kecord: Mr. Cleveland's cordial recommendation of Judge Parker as a competent man lor the presidency, and a candidate that all conservative demoera s can support heartily, ought to relieve him from the repeated Insinuations that ha Is hopeful of getting the nomina tion. If he "had his lightning rod up," In the slang of politic, he would say noth ing, or confine his commendations to men who are not in the least likely to be nominated. NO FAVORITISM TO RAILROADS. Beatrice Express: The Stat Board of Assessment may find something for the secretary and his assistant to do. In counting the ties and rails In the different railroads, but If a house and lot In Beatrice is to be assessed at what It Is worth, why cannot the railroad property be assessed in the same way. Both have a market value. In one case It Is not neces sary to Itemise the value of the lot, the value of the house, the barn, the coal shed, the location and the trees and shrubbery. Why Is it necessary in the other? The assumption that a railroad is entitled to more consider ation at the hands of the assessor than Farmer Jones or Merchant Smith, make us tired. Taxation should be equitably distributed. That means that every dollar's worth of property should bear Its Just propor tion of the tax burden. It doesn't mean that the farmers' property shall be taxed on a valuation of 100 per cent and the property of the railroad corporations be taxed on a value of 60 per cent. It means they must both be taxed on the same basis. There la little sense In all this noise about trying to vslue the railroad property. If the same prop rty belonged to some nonresident who took no Interest In local polltica there wouldn't be a bit of trouble about the railroad valuation and the chances are it weuld be fixed about 100 per cent higher than It will be under present conditions. BITS OF WAiHISGTOJf LIFE. Minor Scenes and Incidents Sketched on tho Spot. "When General Charles F. Manderson, formerly United States senator from Ne braska, was In Wsshlngton not long ago," relates the Washington Post, "somebody asked him If he did not hesitate to appear in public Just now for fear that be might be caught In the vice presidential snare. " 'I am immune,' replied the Jovial N- braskan. 'I have been threatened with the vice presidency on former occasion and I have escaped, and escaped so well that there Is now no danger of the phan tom pursuing me. Why la It,' be asked, 'that there Is such a dread of the vice presidential office I know that I felt It when I was In the senate and quite a number of people began discussing my availability and fitness for the position. " 'I would not have It, and said so. In fact, when I announced that I would not be a candidate for re-election to succeed myself in the senate I determined then and there never again to hold a public office, and to devote myself to my own business. And that being the case, It Is utterly Impossible for them to threaten me with any vice presidential scar. Besides,' he remarked, 'you know that we have a vice presidential candidate In Nebraska now. Hon. John L. Webster has received the Indorsement of Nebraska, and Ne braska will present his name. Even If I had reached the point where I could look with complacency upon filling that post tlon. It would be entirely out of place for me to allow the use of my name when Nebraska has an active candidate.' "While Manderson was senator John J. Ingalls, then of Kansas, was president pro tempore of the senate, and after the death of Vice President Hendricks, pre sided a great deal of the time. When In galls went out there was quite a sharp contest for the president pro tempore, and It developed Into an eastern and western fight. Serator Hoar of Massachusetts was a candidate, and Manderson was a candi date. ThN was not a contest that was settled In advance, but It took a republican caucus to determine which of these men would be selected as president pro tern pore. Manderson won. Many men who took an active part In that contest are no longer members of the senate, but It was one In which the new state senators played quite an Important part, and they were friendly to the Nebraska man. After the caucus Senator Gorman, then as now chairman of the democratic caucus, asked Senator Sherman, chairman of the repub lican caucus, for the name of the man the republlans had nominated for president pro tempore. " 'Manderson' replied Sherman. " 'The democrats will make no nomina tion for that office,' said Gorman, as he turned away. "Manderson was therefore elected by the unanimous vote of both parties after he secured the republican nomination." "I have no sort of doubt there are old. gray-haired men vegetating in the depart ments, who, If they had never secured a clerkship In Washington, would have be come great lawyers, doctors, preachers. edttcrs, authors, scientists or merchant princes," observes Congressman Champ Clark. "To many of them the notification of their appointment, which filled their hearts with Joy and conjured up before their mind's eye gorgeous visions of con spicuous and lucrative careers, was an un mitigated curse. They came to Washington full of lusty life, of high tesolve, of lofty ambition; they are here now, fallen Into the sere, the yellow leaf, their energies gone, their aspirations dead, their talents frittered away by service on a treadmill, with only on purpose remaining to hold on to a Job; and unless dismissed sans ceremony, they will be here when the In exorable and inevitable messenger who comes for all and will not be refused, knocks at their doors, even though he should postpone his unwelcome visit a thousand years. " ' 'TIs true 'tis pity; and pity 'tis 'tis true.' The Insatiable desire for a clerical posi tion under Uncle Sam is comparable only to being stage struck." Your "Unci Samuel" Is becoming quit a banker for the American soldiers. For the year ending June SO, 1901, there was de posited by soldiers $1,888,014, and it Is under stood that the amount for the fiscal year which will end the last of this month will be much larger. The enlisted men of the United States are allowed to leave their money In the hands of paymasters, taking a certificate for it, and the government pays the men Interest at the rat of 4 per cent a year. ' On several occasions attempts have been made In congress to allow offi cers of the army the same privilege of leaving their money on deposit, but every time such a bill has been defeated. Mr. T. Nelson Dale, mlcroscoplst of th Geological Survey, to whom several sped mens of th black, reddish and greenish roofing slate sent to the survey from Polk county, Arkansas, were referred for ex amination, gives the results of his examina tion. Blx specimens were examined. No. 1, a black slate from Mena, near Big Forks, and unnamed localities, is a very superior quality of roofing slate. No. S compares favorably with the "red slate" of Gran ville, N. Y., though somewhat darker. No. 8, a light pea-green slate, la a very su perior quality. Mr. Dale's conclusions are follows: 'The remarkably fine cleavage and th absence of calcium and magnesium car bonate in the black W and th green (6) render them exceptionally good. Th red dish (4) is good and 8 may also prove equally so. If 1 and occurred in a popu lous region they would doubtless be In great demand. For commercial purposes the microscopic, examination of 1 and 6 ought to be supplemented by partial chem ical analysis to show whether they are entirely free from carbonate, as th mi croscope indicates." An Impressionable young magaslne writer recently made a trip all th way to Esopus, In the state of New York, for the purpose of writing at close range a character sketch of Judge Alton B. Parker, the overeager but silent candidate for the presidential nomination on the democratlo ticket. The result of his observations was given In a recent number of a Washington pub lication. In the course of his narrative th writer make th remarkable statement that the hair on th back of Judge Par ker's hands has been "burnished a bright gold" by having so long been kissed by the sun during the Judge's extended ram. bles over his extensive farm. Another Interesting and Important state, ment Is made to the effect that while Judge ' Parker's hair and mustache are red, whether burnished or not the author does not say, his eyes are black. The gamblers In Washington say that such a combination as this Is sure to win, and Parker's stock has gone up accord ingly In political betting circles. Among other things the Journalist noticed was that the Judge's trousers were much rumpled, a condition of things which he ascribed to the candidate's agility and vigorous movements. Bores neers of Old Ontalassed. Washington Star. Th arguments of people who raise prices "because they need the money" are mild and conservative compared to th explana tions advanced by Mr. Baer when he raise tb price of coaL Fifty Years mm. n9 Improves fho flavor and adds fo lho hoalthfulnoss of tho food. price bakinq powder co. ohicago. A GALLANT FIGHT. Pender Republic: The Omaha Be has been making a gallant fight for the taxpayer of the state In Its ef forts to have railroad property as sessed at Its actual value. It Is Urn for th people of Nebraska to get out from under railroad dictatorship and The Bee should be upheld In the stand It has taken for honest assess ment of railroad property. PERSONAL ROTES. Congressman Robert R. Hltt will receive th honorary degree of doctor of laws from th Northwestern university at th ap proaching commencement. Dr. Ralph Nemson Isham, on of Chi cago's oldest and beet known surgeons, died last Saturday. Ha owned the finest private library In Chicago. Robert Henderson 1 disputing th rights of George Carnack as to having discov ered th Klondike, and the Canadian au thorities are looking Into this claim. Th venerable J. W. Hutchinson, the only survivor of .th famous Hutchinson family. has presented to th city of Lynn. Mass., th famous "Old High Rock," which is to be maintained as a public park. John R. McLean, who seems to be chief of the Ohio democracy, has one of the oldest fads. His particular weakness la his private rogues' gallery, In which are to be found an enormous number of photographs of noted criminals. It Is planned to give Senator Thomas Collier Piatt a great ovation when he de parts for Europe on the occasion of his Hst birthday July 15. It Is understood that he will return before th national campaign get into th regular campaign pace. Within a block of the city hall of Chicago, while scores of pedestrians were on the streets, four highwaymen entered the store of th Touraln Shoe company, 166 Madison street, shortly before o'clock Saturday night, and while three of the marauders, each armed with two revolvers and wear ing masks, drove twenty-two persons Into a rear room, th other opened the cash register, stole $400 and disappeared. POINTED REMARKS. - - " . . ' bujiiv uini ct nurse Jockey Is overloaded with piety simply be cause his trousers bag at the knees. fiom ervllle Journal. 'Tone fan. ' Va maiA 'l a m u.m MA It Is so full of meaning." "Oh," she replied, "then you don't mean that tTIV fur la mivn.fn. nem lis mit 0" Chicago Record-Herald. "We've got a dandy school yell, now." "What is ltT" "We rive four Russian battleshlns. a siss- boom-ah and then two Jap generals." Fuck. "A successful mart," said Uncle Eben, ' glnerally advises youna- men to ko Into some other line o' business. Dat's 'cause BIG BARGAINS Friday and Saturday. 150 juvenile two-piece and three-piece suits mostly broken lines worth from $3.50 to $6.50 special for Friday and Saturday- $1.95 300 Norfolk, sailor blouse, two-piece and three-piece suits worth up to $8.50 special for Friday and Saturday-- $3.50 and $5.00 Youths' long panta suits, blue, black and fancy mixtures, that sold from $8.50 to $15.00 special for Friday and Sat urday $5.00 to $7.50 Boys' special blouse waists 75 Cents Regular $1.00 values. R. S. WILCOX, Manager. the Standard he hones'ly believes dat no on kin show as much smahtness as he did in glttln' over difficulties. But he' wrong." Wash ington Star. "Young man, have you stopped to think where you will go when you die?" "Uad, no I haven't even thought where to go on my summer vacation." Puck. Customer Have- you any extract of beef? Walter Yes, sir. Brown or white? Customer Brown or white? Waiter Yes, sir. Beef tea or milk? hlladelphia Press. "Am I th first girl you ever wanted to marry?" . "I'll be frank with you. You are not but you're the first girl I ever asked. Am I the first man you ever accepted?" "I'll be equally frank with you. You ar but you are not the first man I would have accepted If any of the others had asked me.' Chicago Tribune. Investigator I understand the relatives are disputing over the will. What la th principal bone of contention? Friend of Family Bone? Great Scott, mister! He left 2ou,000 of 'era!" Philadel phia Press. IT'S POLICY, YOU KNOW. James Barton Adams In Denver Post. When a man comes home quit laU In a rather boosy state How his wife will welt It to him with her tongue! And he'll sit there calm and mute While she tells him he's a brute. Just the greatest beast that ever went unhung! Let him hint he has his eyes On a hat about her Sire, Down her cheeks th damp, repentant tears will flow. And she'll clasp him In her arms And dilate upon his charms It is policy to do it, don't you know. In her home a pretty girl. One you'd think a priceless pearl, WIU be spiteful., roes and surly, as a, bear. She will snap at her Mamma, Bcold her venerable pa And will pull her liulo brother's tousled hair, . ' But when Freddie comes to woo She will smile and bill and coo, Not a trace of ugly temper will she show; Shell be gentle as a dove, Little lambkin thrilled with love It is policy to do it, don't you know. Many men engaged In trade Lay their scruples in th shad And will skin their feilowmen In vry deal. They will play their cards to win. Even to the verge of sin. And the sitghest prick of conscience never feel, Then upon the Bnbbath day To the church will wend thelt way. And the praises from their pious lips will flow: They will sing and lead In prayer With a humble Christian air It Is policy to do It, don't you know. Thus it Is the country o'er; If you probe them to the core Many men you'll find who lead a double life. Yet they half-way think It's right. That to win the earthly fight They must use deceptive weapons In th strife. When their final race Is run, When their -mortal work Is done And they hear the summons calling them to go. It should be their last request In asbestos to be dressed 'Twould be policy to do It, don't you know. tJe' r a,1