TIIE OMAHA DAILY BEE: TUESDAY, MAY 17, 1904. Tel. 1 pot tin one our 9 j.iO i'n n rid. wt i V ha I ths via art rut a rU "1 1 B ci i 1 i 124 of e c1 ken 64 8 mi tiv vl ht C'S I ta t 11 vm c 111 if nt t lit a a 1 Tim Omaiia Daily Bee. E. ROSEWATER, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNINO. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. IXUly Pee (without SunJay). One Year.." Daiiv Be and Sunday, Una Yaar Illustrated Bee. Om Tear S ) fliindav h nna Year IW ftatunfay Bee. One Yaar 1 Twantlath Century Farmer. On a Year.. 1.W DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Dally Ba (without Sunday), per copy.. Jo Dally Bee (without Sunday), par week..l2e Dally Bee (IneltHlIng Sunday), par wek..l?o Sunday Pee. pr ropy 6e Evening Baa (without Sunday), par week So Evening Baa (Including 8unday), per week 15 Complaints of Irregularity In delivery shouM be addreaaad to City Circulation department OFFICES. Omaha Tha Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Twen- ty-nrtn ani M Btreets. Council Bluffs 10 Fcrnl Street Chicago 1MO Unity Building. New York-t&S Park Row Building. Washington ftl Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edl torial matter ahould be addreaaad: Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or poatal order, payable to Tha Bea Publishing Company. Only J-oent a tarn pa received In payment of mall account. Personal checks, eaeept on Omaha or eaatern exchanges, ro accepted. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION, fata of Nebraska, Douglaa County, as.! George B. Tsschuck. aecretary of The Bae Publishing Company, being duly sworn, aya that tha aotual number of full and complete coplee of The Dally. Morning, Evening and Sunday Baa printed during tha month of April. 1904, waa aa follows: 1 S0.S4O 19 ao,ssu t 80.160 17 2fl,fMH) 96.NSO II 80,1041 4 ao,ino it se,ieHo t 8O.AO0 20 24I,HNI) : o,rto n 8o,oao T sojiflo 22 3o,aot) Booo a ao.ono SO.ltK) 24 80,000 10 S7,lOO SO.tMO 11 80,060 2 29,840 12 ,. IMMttO 27 BO.S40 12 82,040 22 2t,tHO 14 80,lSO 2t 0,lUO 14 80.8T0 20 814WMI Total eWtt.ose Laaa unsold and returned copies.... ,an Net total aajee HMO,liM Net average aalea 29.B3U OEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of May. A. I). 1204, (Seal) M. B. HUNOATE, Notary Public. Tbe "Mark Ha nna of Nebraska poll tics" will be allowed to foot the bills. Waa It not a little early In the season to bare aucb a hot time at a summer garden? So far no community has advertised Judge rarker to deliver a Fourth of July oration. We are all waiting for the signal of the signal corps to make Its appearance over old Fort Omaha. Despite its protracted deadlock, tbe Illinois republican convention hopes to make a Hltt In national politics. If Governor Blancbard of Louisiana succeeds In carrying out his promise to suppress lynching Ohio will have to look to Its laurels. Tbe railroad attorneys reserve the . right to make one plea before tbe tax officials and a contradictory plea before ! the supreme court The sense of gratitude of the Filipino will be measured by the future conduct of the youths brought to the United States to be educated at public expense. According to reports, but two men were killed when the Japanese cruiser struck a Russian mine and went down. At this rate Hussla will find mines rather expensive affairs. France has had so many War depart ment scandals that It will be necessary to produce the traitor before tbe world will believe that the latest "revelations" are more than a free advertising scheme. If the gun trust will advance the price of Its product to the proper figure It might be considered a beneficent' trust. The proper figure is one which will keep guns out of the hands of fools and criminals. Regardless of the assurances of Mr. Ilearst ,the actions of his followers In states where they have lost contests give grounds for belief that they are going into practice for a foot race at 8t Louis. -i 1 ,. Austro Hungary is beginning to growl at Turkey, but the sultan keeps his eye on Russia while carrying out his policy of "pacification" in Armenia. He knows that real trouble for him lies in only one direction. It Is probable that business sessions of .intentions in St. Louis this week will be few and short Conventions which have important matters to consider, political or otherwise, find exposition cities too distracting. Colonel Bryan is going to hire a hall In Omaha to tell bow to distinguish be tween friends and enemlea wlthlu his awn party. In the classic language of a Once noted politician, "those who are not wld us are agin us." The delegates from Douglas county to the republican state convention will have the lieutenant governorship handed to them without a struggle. But that is Just the part of their program on which they would be most happy to lose out. ' With ill due deference to the artists who designed the new Louisiana Pur chase exposition postage stamps, we till have a right to regard the series of stamps issued in commemoration of tbe Omaha exposition as more attractive and ornamental, as well as more Inter esting. The redoubtable Blackburn doesn't want to let the republicans of this dis trict put their candidate for congress la tbe ield until September. lie seems aaxious te give the democratic nominee a big enough start that ne republican competitor, no matter wbe be may be, will bare time t catch u fvtcrm tfiAhit ta ruuDsTiirs A question of no little interest, par ticularly In Hs louring upon the coun try's foreign tradPj Is suggested by a lending commercial paper In a reference to the statistics of exports, the bulk of which has long consisted of foodstuffs and raw materials. It Is pointed out that for some months past there has been a continuous falling off In the ex port of breadstuff in comparison with corresponding periods a year lefore and the question presented Is whether this trade Is undergoing a change which Is to result in a larger consumption, not only absolutely but relatively to produc tion, of our products of food and ma terials for the support of a growing population and Increasing industries at home. If such is the case, the natural inquiry Is as to what Is to take the place in our foreign commerce of the exports of the natursl products of the country. It Is further pointed out that the tendency of exports of grain to diminish has been going on for several years, though our production has considerably Increased If we go back over a series of years, and the world's production and consumption have Increased In a still larger ratio. While we have been sup plying a smaller proportion of bread stuffs to the rest of the world the quan tities dprlved from other countries that produce a surplus have been steadily Increasing. It Is the opinion of tbe writer who notes these facta that If there Is to be a continuance of the general tendency toward the consump tion at home of a larger proportion of our food products it will probably not be so much due to a falling off In capability of production as to devoting more of the national energy to other forms of production than those which come from cultivating the soil. He ob serves that there are still large areas susceptible of producing grain, whose capabilities have hardly been touched, but the development of other than agri cultural Industries has been gaining headway over the production of food and raw materials for sale. It Is urged that a larger consumption of these within the country, and a relatively smaller surplus for export, "may mean their conversion by capital and labor Into higher forms of value, and this sug gests that our policy must be directed more to encouraging a variety of ex ports, the surplus product of other in dustries, and less to exporting natural products and fostering a home market for manufactures." There Is no doubt as to tbe desira bility Of encouraging a variety of ex ports and this can fee done without giv ing less attention to exporting natural products, of which we shall undoubtedly continue to have a surplus for many years to come. As to fostering & home market for manufacture,, it is to that policy that is due the Increasing do mestic consumption of foodstuffs and it Is not apparent that anything could be gained, certainly nothing jor,the..agri- cniteai producers, by pursuing a differ ent peaky in future. The farmers of th Canted States are chiefly dependent for their prosperity upon the home market and this has been created by the development of manufactures. We need not be very much concerned about the future of our foreign trade In food stuffs. It is not an especially profitable trade and it is not to be doubted that it would be to the material advantage of our farmers if all the breadstuff's they produced were consumed by our own people. Domestic consumption of food stuffs has notably increased during the last few yeara of prosperity and will go on growing if the prosperous conditions continue, but the country Is far from having reached the limit in capability of production. wtOTRALirr up cam a. Almost dally it is reported that the Russian government la anxious regard ing the maintenance of neutrality by China, notwithstanding the repeated as surances given by the latter of its de termination to remain neutral. Tester day's dispatches stated that the military authorities in St. Petersburg claimed to have information of a sensational char acter, to the effect that the Chinese had tacitly agreed to co-operate with the Japanese operations against the Rus sians. There was also an announcement from the Chinese foreign office, said to have been made at the instance of the Japanese government, that China was firmly resolved to adhere to the strict rules of neutrality. This would seem to be sufficient all that could be expected or asked of any government,. but It will not be surpris ing if within a day or two there are further reports Of Russian apprehension respecting the maintenance of Chlna'a neutrality. Of course that government can in no sense be held responsible for anything which the natives of Man churia may do hostile to the Russians. That being in tbe theater of war la be yond the Jurisdiction of the Chinese gov ernment. Therefore If the people of the province render assistance to the Japa nese, as they seem strongly disposed to do, no blame can properly attach to the reklng authorities. It has been sug gested that Russia's professed fear re garding China has a sinister motive and this Is by no means unlikely. Her prob able ahu la to create a general feeling of distrust respecting the good faith of the Chinese government and to render the execution of Ita neutrality more and more difficult. As one writer observes, it must be obvious that any impeach ment by Russia of China's good faith is prompted by the perception of the fact that the more scrupulously China ob serves ber neutrality, and the more completely Japan respects it the greater must prove ita efficacy as a future barrier against Russia herself. What it is dlH cult to understand is why the goed faith of China should be ques tioned in France and Oeraany, unless neither ef those powers is honestly In favor ef maintaining the integrity ef the China empire. Ueaawmlla it ia as f Important and significant fact In the sit uation that Japan is still exerting her Influence at Teking for the mainte nance of neutrality, thus attesting her sincerity in declaring in favor of the in tegrity of the empire from which she is endeavoring to drive the Russian In vader. NAKIXQ PmXiBSSS. It appeara from the latest figurea of our trade with the countries of Latin America that quite notable progress has been made during the past nine months. Of course the most Important gain was iu the commerce with Mexico, which country is becoming every year a better customer of the United States, but the increase In the trade with the countries of South America waa very consider able, the two most Important countries In the traffic being Bratll and Argentina. The commerce with Central America does not materially improve and of course we buy more from those coun tries than we sell to them. While the statistics are gratifying Id the showing of progress, it ia still to be said that the figurea are not as large as they should be and seem to indicate a lack of effort and enterprise on tbe part of our manufacturers and merchants to obtain a fair share of the business of these southern markets. The matter, however, has been so much discussed and with so little effect that it Is hardly worth while to go over It again. Those who have given the subject careful and Intelligent study have pointed out that the United States should have several times the amount of trade with South America that it now has and have in dicated how this could be secured, but it has produced little in the way of practical results. Undoubtedly there will come a time when this trade will be more eagerly sought but in the meantime European commercial rivals are more firmly establishing themselves there and find the business very profita ble. The reason for their success is that they are more willing than our manufacturers to conform to the condi tions of the southern markets. Perhaps after the completion of the Panama canal our trade in that quarter will grow more rapidly. Alt MTtLLlQtnT OVKSS. According to reports from tbe state capltol, the State Board of Railway As sessment has, after mature deliberation, decided to take the bull by the horns and make an intelligent guess at the value of the respective railroads op erated in Nebraska. In view of the fact that the figures and tables furnished by the railroads and the arguments of their tax agents before the board are more confusing than instructive, an in telligent guess may in tbe end be the most sagacious and rational way of reaching definite conclusions. It is apparent to every unbiased in telligent person that the railroads of Nebraska, computed by any method of valuation, are worth v as much as the same mileage of railroads in other sec tions of the United States. As a matter of fact, they are worth more, because their earnings are more than the aver age earnings of the railroads of the United States. The average capitaliza tion of railroads in the United States, according to Poor's manual, in round figures, is $02,000 per mile, which at one-fifth . would be equal to $12,400 a mile, or $71,424,000 for the 5,700 miles in Nebraska. Computed at $11,000 per mile all around the amount would be $63,300,000. Computed at the most con servative estimate the Union Faclflc railway is worth $80,000 per mile, main line and branch lines; the Burlington $55,000 per mile; the Omaha, St Paul St Minneapolis, $50,000 per mile; the Mis souri Pacific, $45,000 per mile; the Northwestern, $33,000; the Rock Island, $27,500 per mile; the St. Joseph & Grand Island, $25,000 per mile, and the Wllmar & Sioux Falls, $20,000 per mile. An intelligent guess of tbe value of the railroads of Nebraska would, there fore, give "us the following result: r KE. d ? i : 5 Road. Vnlon Pacific. Burlington.... 961 iso.oooj 1 7,8so,onoj H6.37rt.0U) 20,721,000 2,710,000 7.036.9O 2.611 66,000 50,000 33,000 46,000 27,600 143.6ft,00O C..8t.P.,M.&0. 271 18,660,000 86,1?8,0iiO 12.R25.000 Northwestern. Mo. Paclflo... 1,08 25 245 112 121 2.666.000 1.847.6U0 660,000 612 001 866.400 Rock Island.. 6,737,5001 St. Joe tt Grand Island 26,000 2,800,000 2,6flO.OOO 1,782,000 Wllmar Sioux Falls.. Minor lines... 20.000 22,000 81 6,780 159,183,500 Ave rase assessed valuation per mile, 110.376. These figures are extremely moderate and considerably below the valuation of the respective roads, based either upon the stock and bond value or upon the earnings of the systems of which they are on Integral part. Omaha has a chance to get the annual meeting of the State Teachers' associa tion this year and ought not to let that chance go by. Omaha la In position now to afford auditorium accommodatlona for big gatherings like this not to be found anywhere else in Nebraska and can offer other inducements besides, not to be matched elsewhere. There Is no good reason why Omaha should not at least alternate with Lincoln in the entertain ment not only of the teachers' organiza tion, but also of all the other large con ventions of state societies devoted to various purposes. -This is where the Commercial club and tbe Auditorium management should get in their work together. Chinese bandits who use dum-dum bullets prove that the residents of the Celestial empire are no dull pupils when It comes to studying tbe methods pur sued by enlightened nations in warfare upon balf-civlllaed and savage hu manity. Ssb1 Taae Serve. InaiajuteoUa Journal. The Hearst feroee aaaert that unit In structions will apll the party an4 "give mo i m i luoseTen. rincs wiim m the democratic party have the state to , ev . . . . . . j .tt IfpUDIlCanS Will tllDnu w mti . V. . Cheer ia Xatare'a Beaetr. New York Tribune. The number of people who ask "Is Ufa worth llvlne;?1' has senslblv decreased elnce the season of apple blossoms and straw berries and cream e;ot under full way. Rare f'haalc ef ea. VMIa.lnlnttla PfOlt Tt amnears fmm tha, -flovernnr Pattlson Is havlna; quite a run for presi dent in jvanraska, but the difficulty is that the man who runs well In Nebraska doean't take with the rest of the country Tips from Home Snsjrees. Washington Post. The government has aone to considerable expense to publish Carroll D. Wright s showing that the cost of living has ad vanced In the last three years. We have been getting weekly tips to the same effect from our grocer. Costly Water Transartlona. 8t. Louis Republic. Plerpont Morgan collected $40,000,000 from Uncle Bam Monday on account of the Pan ama canal. But this Isn't a circumstance to what Plerpont has collected from the people on account of other water transac tions. The Wall street canal la by far the more expensive of the two. McCIellnn'a Boom Panetared. Philadelphia Record. Governor Odell of New York undoubtedly punched a hole In the presidential boom of Mayor McClellan by his veto of the Btand ard Oil gag bill, which the mayor had ap proved. The bill had some merit, but not enough to counterbalance the uncompen Bated bestowal of a perpetual franchise of great value. Mayor Low had vetoed a similar measure last year. Mayor Mc Clellan cannot plead that he acted un advisedly, for the bill waa actively opposed In the legislature and by vigorous re monstrants afterward. 8TAKLKY AD SGAXTSHT. Oae of the Consplrooaa Tralta of the Discoverer's Career. Washington Post. The obituary biographers of Henry M. Stanley have generally overlooked one of his most conspicuous traits the shrewd ness with which he handled the African savages whom It was either not necessary or not expedient to fight. Many of them have dwelt at length upon his alleged brutalities, such as the slitting of noses, the sawing off of ears, and the occasional decapitation of a native who had given him displeasure, and seemed to require discipline as a warning- to the others In the neighborhood who might be tempted to imitation. But Stanley could be as much of a diplomat as of a despot. If It seemed best, and his art aa an explorer consisted largely In knowing when to be one and when the other. For example, a locally renowned chief named Ngantshu had made threats of op posing his progress up the Congo. Btan ley Ignored tho hostile spirit of these ut terances, and arranged with the chief to meet him for a conference. Ngantshu had to travel for this purpose about 150 mllea, and arrived with a big retinue of war riors and canoes, designed to Impress the white Intruder of his Importance. He also brought with him his ancestral fetish, a composition In crude sculpture made of a monkey's skull, with a chaplet of beads, and a body of . red clay, studded with shells, and hung,, with little bells. To Ngantshu thls-herrld creation was the mundane representative of his dead father and grandfather, running back through countless ages, and must be treated with the same courtesy which would have been exacted by them. . The Image was. of course, assumed to have human Instincts and desires; so Stanley, Instead of Indicating any con tempt for It, or even Ignoring It, gravely placed a camp chair at Its disposal and behaved toward it , as If It had come of Its own motion to take part in the council. A luncheon had, been provided, and when Ngantehu, thinking his ancestors must be hungry from seeing the good things going around, squirted palm oil over the beaded akull and spat chewed-up fish and manioc into his mouth, Btanley, with quite as much gravity, performed a sim ilar libation with a mixture of claret and water, and fed the gaping maw with minced chicken. After the council, at which Ngantshu showed himself unex pectedly friendly, the two men signed a treaty, and Btanley waa a welcome guest forever after In the black chief's country. This Incident was simply typical of many that are recorded by- eyewitnesses In ex planation of Stanley's success In Africa. Had the explorer plunged Into the Jungle with both elbowa out. figuratively speak ing, and no regard for the peculiar ante cedenta of the heathen, he might have got through his journey with his life, but It is very doubtfuf whether he could have ac complished half that he did In the way of opening the Dark Continent to civilisation. He was shrewd enough to discover the common trait of Ravage human nature which makea fear 'the ultimate basis for all peaceful relations, but also distin guishes between the strong stranger with the soft hand and the more unsympathetlo tyrant. By accommodating hlmBelf to his surroundings, Instead of trying to move mountalna of tradition and superstitions with one sweep of the hand, he was able to dispel a great deal of potential friction before It had taken shape. PERSONAL NOTES. Chauncey Depew head the list aa a direc tor of companies, being a member of no less than seventy-four. Hla feea for at tending the meeting of auch bodies would make a right comfortable Income. Hamlet A. Rye, a business man of Sioux City, Ia., is organizing a society which Is to be called the Appendlxlesa club. "It will be something like a, O. A. R.,". Mr. Rye aays. "We can talk of our wounds and bat tles within the prison walls of the hos pitals." The fact that the x-queen, Lilluokalanl, couldn't get through the dining room door at ber hotel because It was too small seems to argue that hotel proporletora In 8t. Jxmls haven't planned on having their guests eat enough while there to grow suddenly and uncomfortably stout. Prof. Bowden, who was 61 yeara old on May 8, has spent more than half bis life as professor of English literature In tha Uni versity of Dublin. He has been besides a moat Interesting critic, a poet on his own account, a Shakespearean expert and the historian of French literature. The whirligig ot time brings Ita queer happenings, now aa always. Jamea ' F. Dolan, the builder f the new Tombs In New York, la a prisoner In the famous prison, whose erection, aa a wealthy con tractor, ' be personally superintended. He once did a business of above fMO.M a year, but bis business had fallen away and be waa found guilty of tbe forgery of a note for 12. On. Mrs. Tom Thumb (the Counteaa Magrl). and some two score other midgets have ar rived In New York from Europe, having been brought to this country by an enter prising showman, who will eetabllah a colony of Ulllputlan at Coney Island. With them cornea a giant, whe ia eight feet three Inches tali Tha mid gets will gtve operas, dramas and ether performances. They come from Budapest, where thera la a colony bf dwarfa. ROt SD ABOCT NEW YORK. Ripples the Cerreat ef Life Im the Metropolis. John Fasel, aged 23, a tailor by trade, undertook to Increase hla income by swal lowing various metalic substanree to sat isfy the curious-minded who paid the price, Now he Is In the German hospital at Wll llamsburg, and the surgeons who explored hla Interior department report the opera tion was e jeeessful, but Fasel be(,in by swallowing hairpins, and, finding that he could do that successfully, substituted nails and pins, and gradually found that he could even swallow chains, keys and pocket knives without aeriously interfering with his stomach. He became what he wanted to be a wonder and aa such commanded a high price for bis re mark able performances. He likewise succeeded In the greater am bltlon of his life to be able to contribute more largely to the support of his parents, At first he continued the work at the tailor shop and gave his performances In the evenings. Gradually, as his fame ex tended and hla Income Increased, he de serted the shop and devoted himself ex clusively to his exhibitions. He became known as the "Human Ostrich" and the "Chain Swallower," and waa in great de mand. The doctors took from his stomach six knives, a gold watch chain, key ring chain a brass key, small deak key, four Yale lock keys, button hook, fourteen wire nails, two Iron nails, four horseshoe nails and two pins. "It waa the most remarkable collection of substances ever taken from the stomach of a human being," declared one of the surgeons. "Of course, we know that there are glass-eaters and nail-eaters who ex hibit their tricks In public, but I never before saw a stomach filled with nails and pins and such stuff." Dr. William Edward Woodend. whose name AD Dears In tha dlanatches In rnnnee tton with shady nnancial transactlona on Wall street. Is a Long Island, product, who blew into the bis- rltv durlnar the stnrW boom. He became a protege of Henry Hart of Third avenue surface road fame and Of Edward Lauterbach. Ha became one of the railroad's physicians to examine persons who claimed damages for Injuries against the company when Injured throueh being struck by cars or horses, or what not. Me was very successful, rrom the railroad's point of view. When the MetroDolitan system took over tne ihlrd avenue Dr. Woodend's services ended. Dr. Woodend and James Eager formed a partnership under the name of W. E. Woodend & Co., each member of the firm contributing 12.600. The nartnera disagreed, and In September, 1901, Eager got out and Dr. Woodend paid him 17,500 ror his interest. Dr. Woodend'a profit for the second six months he was in business was (125,000. Then came the desire for social recos-nl. tlon and lavish display. It la a truth tn say that Dr. Woodend bought all styles of equipages to the value of $230,000. The horse shows became a hobby with the phy sician, and his colors were seen wherever fine horse flesh waa shown. Money came In so freelv that Dr. Wood. end showed his extravagance In tha office furnishings. His house was furnished ex quisitely, his private office furniture was heavy and magnificent and In mnaA tnst But there were times when Dr. Woodend was unable to pay his bills, and some were charging his accounts off tn hmii and loss last June, when Dr. Woodend visited various carriage dealers, demanded their bills and paid them after Insisting that they add per cent to the lonar.atn rul ing account. At the time only last June wr. wooaena had 300,00t In bank and owed less than 160.000. Hla business hurt grown tremendously and branches were openea not, oniy in Nw York City, but throughout the country. Now he la deal broke and owes thousands of dollars. The new Brooklyn bridge terminal plans call for the erection of a magnificent steel frame and Iron building GOO feet In length, connecting with the present building at the Manhattan end of the bridge. When the original plan was proposed the erec tlon of a building MO feet longer than the one which has met the favor of the board members waa proposed. The cost of the contemplated new terminal ia $8,600,000. The building will rear ita front on the east aide of Center street and extend from the present bridge terminal to a point oppo site the Hall of Records. The ground floor will be used as an entrance. Over this the mezzanine floor will be the great dis tributing medium for passengers to the -several railway platforma on the second floor proper. This floor will contain four tracks with wide platforms. From the westerly side of Park Row and from the city hall Inclines will be erected, all leading to the mezsanlne floor. There will be entrances on both aides of the building. The fourth and fifth floors will be used for city offices. The women setting our for European tours this spring are putting a new acheme into practice with reference to their jew elry. In previous years many New York women of wealth, possessing magnificent Jewelry, have been put to great annoyance, and, often enough, to the humiliation of the search, on their return to the United States, owing to their Jewelry. They would not "declare" their Jewels upon their return to this country, having been In possession of the things for yeara, but word would have reached the customs authorities in New York that they were bringing vaat quantities of new Jewelry back to the United Slates with them. The agents of the customs authorities In Parts, for example, would write or cable to the customs people here that a certain wealthy woman has been buying- a lot of new stuff in one of the great Paris Jewelry establishments, when, sa a matter of fact, the woman's visit to the Paris Jewelry shop had only been for the purpose of having her Jewelry cleaned or repaired. Then, upon her return to New York, aha would be held up and her regular Jewelry, of which ahe had been possessed for yeara, put under suspicion or actually con fiscated as new stuff bought abroad, and then It would be up to the woman to prove to the customs people that ahe had owned the jewels for years snd had bought them In New York, or previously paid duty upon them if originally bought In Europe. The women are now obviating the possi bility of such experiences as these by "de claring" their Jewelry before starting to Europe of taking their jewela, that la to say, to the customs authorities here before starting for Europe, and having descrip tions taken of the things, thus to make It certain that upon their return they will not be bothered by the cuatoms Inspectors over articles with which they are on record as having sailed away from here with. One woman who started for Europe three days ago took the $76,000 worth of her jew elry which she decided she would need In Europe to the cuatoms people before sail ing, and had them make a list of the arti cles, with descriptions of each, so as to be certain of avoiding unnecessary trouble upon her return next fall. This woman cams near losing a $10,000 pearl rope a couple of years ago owing to the extra offlnlousnesa of a customs house detective In Paris. She had taken th4 pearl rope from this country to Europe, but had bad It cleaned In Paris, and the Parla aaent of the customs cabled to New York that ahe had bought the thing at a Paris Jew tler'a It waa confiscated upon her return, and the New York Jeweler whe had originally f is worth your sold the thing to her having gone out of business, she had to go to law to recover it, and had enormous difficulty In finally proving her claim that she had bought the ornament In New York. Although "Holy Joe" Dennett, the fa mous ploner of cheap restaurants In New York, Is now out of the business for good, hla methods are growing in favor. Joe Dennett was the first man who success fully used the safety razor In shaving the shadow off a pillar of ham wherewith to make a sandwich. In Park Row there are three or four disciples of the idea who can shake a scimitar at a ham all day without perceptibly diminishing Its bulk. There are two distinct schools of restau rants In the city. One comes from abroad and the other Is a Yankee product. The foreign table de note serves so much In actual bulk that the average diner usually loses all his enthusiasm for a dinner long before the piece de resistance Is reached. The American Idea is to give a person so little real food that he is compelled to order a second time (and pay, of course) before hla appetite ia appeased. At the Italian and French places here one may get enough real food for a hired man and his helper without additional cost. TATE COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN. Syracuse Journal: Why all this talk about a successor to Harry LJndsay, chairman of the state republican com mittee? Hasn't1 he been "Johnny on the spotT" Is there a better man in the state for the position? We wot not. Kearney Hub: Judge Wall's candidacy for chairman of tha republican state cen tral committee Is creating considerable of stir in political circles In the eastern part of the state.. But It Is proper to remark that we grow that kind of poli ticians out tn the sand hills. Kearnev Hub: The Fremont Tribune does not see any reason why Harry 'Wnd say shculd resign the chairmanship of tha republican state central committee be cause he has been selected for clerk of the supreme court. As a matter of fact, there is not any good reason, and there will not be any call for his resignation unless It should be the wish of the Judges. It Is not a good time or place to swap horses. Crawford Tribune: Judge Aaron Wall of Loup City Is among those most favor ably mentioned aa the successor of Mr. Lindsay as chairman of the republican state central committee. The mantle of Chairman Lindsay could fall upon no more worthy shoulders. With the Intelli gent and Indefatigable Aaron Wall at the head of Ita state organization, the republi can party of Nebraska will be able to inscribe upon Its banners this fall, "Twenty-five thousand majority for Roosevelt and the O. O. P." The Tribune knows of no man In the state who could handle the destinies of the party In tetter shape. St Paul Republican: There Is one thing that the state convention wants to be mighty careful about, and that la the se lection of a chairman of the campaign committee. The names that have so far deen mentioned In this connection Indl cats a grave danger that the place may be allowed to go by default, or In other words, filled by some one who Is not only Incompetent to perform its duties but unworthy to enjoy its honors. In this year of all others, with presidential, con gressional and state tickets at stake, the party cannot afford to be careless. There are plenty of men big enough and brainy enough to fill this office whose tervlces are at Its command. The suggestion haa been made that there Is no reason why Harry Lindsay cannot direct the campaign again. His duties as supreme court clerk will not seriously Interfere, but even If this ahould prove a alight disadvantage It will be more than offset by his valuable fund of experience. The Republican be lieves that Mr. Lindsay should be con tinued ss chairman and we hope that the state convention will put the matter to him In such a way that he cannot refuse. O w fi" a Doctors first prescribed over sixty years ago. They use it today more than ever. They rely upon it for colds, coughs of all kinds, bronchitis, consump tion. They will tell you how it heals in-- flamed lungs and strengthens weak throats., M... tea., 1 SO. Aliarassisse. What docs the Breakfast-Bell mean in your household Light, whole some Biscuit made with PRICES BahingPowder? oi tmwholesome food made with aa alum baking powder? white to inquire. POINTED PLEASANTRIES. George III was wondering how the apple got Into the dumpling. "I don't aee how It found the keyhole," he explained. Perceiving he had given himself away, he hastily changed the topic Mew York Sun. "The last time I saw him he had Just graduated from college and was walling tor a good position." . "All that's changed. He's looking for a plain Job now." Philadelphia Ledger. "The doctors didn't know what was the matter with him." "Well, there's r,t thing unusual about th"But they said they didn't." Brooklyn Lifo. Adam awoke and missed hla rib. "What a disappointment." he muttered. "If it had been my vermiform appendix I should have been right In style. ' And thereupon he grieved to think ht had missed . the opportunltj.-turday Evening Post. "What did they do with that Idiot In ths gallery that yelled 'fire' at the doe of thi third act?" , , "They put him In the cooler Chicago Tribune. "Did you give him the medicine?" "I thried; but he hadn't snny slnse!" ."Oi any he hadn't amiy-ielf; ' "Since what my good woman?" "Ol mane he'a a dom fool an' yora an other!" Houston. Post. "Don't you feel kind of lonesome since the legislature adjourned?" "Well," answered the business man, "It a a good deal with me as It was with a man who had a pet Hon that got loet. I feel a little lonesome, but not pear SO scared." Washington Star. When I beg to stay uo lata at night They Bay it will not do, ," 'Tie time you got your beauty sleep. Such a little girl as you!" But when there's dishes to be washed. And lots of work to do. They say: "Come, Mildred, you can help. Such a great big girl as you! New Orleans Times-Democrat. THE COMING MORN, When the clouds are hanging heavy, and the times are sad and drear, When the days are damp and chilly, and no sunlight comes to cheer; When your money has departed, and your friends have quickly gone, When your former great exertions you no longer lean upon; When your married sons and daughters nave no room tor sucn an yuu, When the pleasant things of this life have departed aa the dew; When the darkness la the darkest Just he fore the dawn of day. Will the breaking of me. morning drive the moving clouds away? When your youthful aspirations have been - shattered by a breath, When unsatisfied ambitions have been doomed to Instant death: When your reputation's Injured, casting doubt upon your name. When you pass sdown the hlUslde and, no longer wish for fame; When your deareat houoa are blasted, when your acta ere misconstrued, When you know that friendships broken can at no time be rcmewed; . When you feel sad and disheartened, when your spirit brave la oowed, Will the coming of the morning chase away the hanging cloud? When misfortune's cruel winepress squeeses to tbe very dregs, When poor, degradeu, fallen man for mercy loudly tegs; When environments compel us of the bitter cup to drink, When the billows overwhelm us, In the rolling waves we sink; len all torn and brulned and mangled In Wh thA wnrM'i uneven flaht When denounced, abused, berated for de- f ending truth and right; When fx&e criticisms crush us and we hasten to our doom, Will the coming of the morning disperse the gathering gloom? When we weary of the actions of tha giddy, foolish throng. When the wicked aeem to flourlah, and tha thoughtless do ua wrong; When we feel depresesd and lonely, when our friends (.gainst us turn, When the envious persecute us, and our kindly actions spurn; When the daya are Ion and dreary, and we are sore distressed. When we drop life's heavy burden, and cry out for endless rest; When grim death, the liberator, breaks this world's unenvied, sway, Then the glories of the morning drive the passing clouds away. North Platte, Neb. R. H- LA NT! FORD. Cherry Pectoral -l had a very bad cough for three yean. Then I triad Ayer Cherry Pee. toral. My soie lungs wars soon healed and my cough dropped awsjv"' Mrs. Pkakl Hyde. Guthrie Centre, Ia. this grand medicine t. O. JsOe..Lewetkl