TITE 051 An A DAILY HEE: MONDAY, MAY 9, 1004. SPEAKS OF ORDINARY LIFE Dr. Jamei Stalker of Abein, EcotUnd, at Weitmlmter Church. LARGE CONGREGATION CUT TO HEAR HIM "Tne Eyes of the Fool Are In tbo Cads of the Earth" la the Teat Taken for the . lermon. Westminster Prenhyterlan church wil jore than well filled Sunday morning by eople anxious to hear Dr. James Stalker, ihe religious author and professor In the L" nl ted Free Church college at Aberdeen, Scotland. For the text of hla sermon ha took the words from tbu n.ok of Vtoverbs: "The eyes of the foul are In the ends of the earth." Ills application waa practical and devoted to ordinary life. This attitude of mind, he said, waa the folly of the discontented. Ho dlxldcd It Into four classes. The first waa the belief that happiness lies In a different sphere than that allotted by Providence. He ex plained that he did not decry ambition, but that the harm came from fixing ore's desires upon Borne dlstunt tphere and fr im this cause becoming disheartened In the work at hand. "If a man Is too good for his work," de clared Dr. Stalker, "he certainly will ie: a chance to do the work of which he Is capable of doing lomc time. The tide of fortune rises to the feet of every man at ome time In hla life. But there Is no hope for . him ' to .enter another sphere unless he does the work at hund with all his might." Folly of Scornfnl Man. Next the minister dlscuBsod the folly of the scornful man the one whose only ob jects of admiration are the people ha has never Been, and who has no'hlng but con tempt for the men and women amorg whom he lives. In this category he pluced the persons who weep bitter tears over the Bufferings of women and the death of children on printed pages, but who never, from January to December, attempt to alleviate a case of actual distress. "There Is plenty," he said, "to admire and love around about us. If we only have the eyes to see and the heart to feel. The wisdom of life is to know the romance of ordinary existence to appreciate the poetry of the common things." The other classes having aspirations afar off were" thosw who occupy their mind with the affairs of oiher people and neglect their own, including many of the reformers of various kinds, and the lndvlduals whi procrastinate those who aro looking for ward to the proper employment of future time, but who fall to make good use of the present time. and the honest doubters. Is It possible He can b the Messiah the Bon of God? There are so many things In the way of accepting the Bible. I ask you, To you wish to believe?' There are things which we cannot explain, but the heavenly Father Is wiser than we and has His rea sons for all." PLEADS FOR THE LORD'S HOLT DAT Rev. R. K Ecrlea I'rges Solemn Ob servance of the Sabbath. Rev. R. K. Eccles, pastor of Immanuel Itcpllst church, preached yesterday morn ing from the text, "The Lord's Day." He said during his discourse: "The Lord's day is referred to but three times In the New Testament; once in the gospel of John, once In the Acts of the Apostles and once In Corinthians, where It Is referred to as the first day of the week. My theme is suggested by the fact that it Is virtually the beginning of a new church year with us. There are those who tire so full of self-righteousness that they ! decline to recognise the Lord'e day ac cepted by all Christianity and the one day to devote to the praise of Ood, but must have some other day of the week. This Fpecles of righteousness suggests the mem ory of a womnn who was so afflicted with goodness that she could not bear to see the j flowers of earth because the earth once drank the blood of Christ, and of another who could not bake a cake for a church festival because the eating of It might divert the eater from the thoughts of Ood. The rr.orninrf services of our churches are the beHt to attend. On the first day of the week, the Lord's day, lay by In store as the Lord hath prospered you. Money given gently and with a consciousness of genuine duty Is much more acceptable to God than that which Is given Impulsively. This Is the Inst Sunday of our church year, and It is time for us to reflect over what we have done. To make a solemn church obligation for its maintenance Is Just as responsible an obligation as any commercial obligation and to neglect to fulfill It Is absolute dishonesty." POIJITS OCT THB FOLLY OF WORRY Rot. I P. Fwan Preaches on Rollinar Amj of Trouble. In Trinity cathedral Rev. L. F. Fwan preached yesterday, using for a text that sentence from St. Mark, "Who shall roll us away the stone from the Lord's Sepul chre?" "We see those holy Marys going to the tomb of tho Lord and wondering who Bhould roll away the great stone from be fore the sepulchre and when they came to the place they found the stone removed. So It Is with the greatest difficulties In life we wonder who will roll away the stone, but if we approach them In the right spirit, they will be as the stone be fore the sepulchre. We worry about our troubles and wonder about these stones In our way, but when we approach them we find everything made smooth. We look forward too much. As the quotation says. 'Never trouble trouble, until trouble, troubles you.' Those holy Marys had all hat trouble through anticipation) God oiled away the stohe. Na trouble or Borrow Is too great for a brave heart to believe In, Ood. Often the troubles and difficulties which spoil our lives are noth ing but creations of our own Imagination. "Let us examine some of the stones which keep us from Christ. First there la anxiety concerning the future. If. we cannot trust Ood altogether what Is the use of calling ourselves Christians? The recollection of past sins Is another stone. Deep In our heart we recollect some past sins that we always have to keep hiding. They make us feel we dare not come to the Father" house or to the Father's Son. But we all of us have reason to pray for forgiveness that we did not know better. Religious doubt 1 a great stone. There are the ordinary skeptics, the scoffers, ST. A. D. BALCOMBE AT REST Pioneer Cltlsen nnd Veteran News paper Man nnrled at Forest Lawn Cemetery. A representative gathering of Omaha peo ple attended the funeral of St. A. D. Uni com be yesterday afternoon. The service began at 4 o'clock at the family residence, 2002 California street, which was filled, many standing outside durlr the short and simple service, conducted by Rev. John Williams, rector of St. Barnabas' church. The rector read the Episcopal service and a Scripture lesson. A selected quartet from the St. Barnabas' choir sang "Lead. Kindly Light," "Abide with Me" and "There Is a Blessed Home." One of the many Indications of the high esteem In which the deceased was held waa the many beautiful floral tokens that Bur rounded the bier. The active pallbearers were: W. D. Kier-stead,- F. B. Johnson, H. D. Reed, William F. Wapplch, Dr. C. O. Rich and I. V. Morse. The following acted as honorary pallbearers: Judge W. G. Doane, ex-Governor Lorenxo Crounse, J. I. Redlck, Dr. J. H. Peabody, W. J. Broatch and Dr. G. L. Miller. Ex-Governor James E. Boyd, Mayor Frank E. Moores and a number of pres ent and former city and state officials at tended the funeral. Major Balcombe died suddenly Friday night from a second attack of angina pec toris, the first attack having occurred March 25 at St. Louis, while he waa re turning from a winter's visit in Florida. Since coming to Omaha Mr. Balcombe has been an active .figure In business and polit ical life. From 1866 to 1875 he was owner and editor of the Omaha Republican. The remains were Interred In Forest Lawn cemetery. Attention Myitis Shrlnersl Tangier Temple has accepted an Invita tion to attend a ceremonial session at Sioux City In company with ZaGaZIg Tem ple of Den Moines, May 12. A special com bined passenger and milk train via the Northwestern Line will leave Union Sta tion at 12:45 p. m. sharp, In time for the day light parade at Sioux City at 3 p. m., be fore the ceremonies at the opera house, Train returns after the session. Greatly reduced railroad rates. Advise your ac ceptance quickly. CARL HERRING, Potentate. DIED. HONNEF Henry, 6 a. m. Sunday, at 2568 Cuming street, aged 47. Funeral from residence I p. m. Tuesdny. Interment at Forest Lawn. Friends Invited. 1757 LOUISIANA PURCHASE CENTENNIAL (1801-190) Ulloa, Brat Spanish Governor, reached New Orleans In 1747. The people, did not relish thschante In Oovernment and h left suddenly. Don Alexander O'Rsuly arrived la 1769 sod soon subjected Uis people. Makes a Holiday of Monday 0 P A 0 ix 11 if ri OW11 15 Pride Soap Carefully made of pure ingredients. Tho favorite soap for people who have a care for their clothes. Gives best satisfaction for all laundry purposes. Ask your dealer. Swift C& Company, U. S. A. Makers of Swift's Washing Powder HILL THROUGH GULF LINE Minnesota Magnate Said to Contemplate Boad from Siocx City South. PLAN IS TO AFFORD OUTLET FOR GRAIN Lima Would Connect with the Great Northern, Ran Tb rough Omaha and Tkn Do What Harrl nu Cndertootu Now that E. H. Harrlman has failed In hla Northern Securities contest with James J. Hill, the purpose of which. Mr. Hill declared, was to enable the Harrlman faction to wrest from Hill control of the Burlington along with the Northern Pa cific, reports that Hill will hulld a direct north and south line opening a way for the grain of the Missouri valley to the Qulf of Mexico, are received with more persistency than ever. The Kansas City Southern is controlled by Harrlman. His alleged plan was to get hold of the Burlington which he could hook onto the Port Arthur road and give him the only through route from the creat grain belt to the gulf. But thin scheme Pic.ns not pons. Lie now and Mr. Iiill Is said to nave redoubled his energ.ci toward the perfection of his scheme . the "only through route" to the gulf, thus not only defeating his distinguished rival In the suit at St. Paul, but accomplishing tho ery thing Harrlman sought to ac complish over Hill as a sequence of the litigation as to the method of distribution of Northern Securities stock. ,, Railroad people believe the line Hill con templates will run north to Sioux City and there connect with the Great North ern, the southernmost point of that road. The line, no doubt, would extend through Omaha. ' What Mill Predicted. It Is well known that Mr. Hill has pre dicted at Intervals during the past few years that the gulf ports eventually will be the natural outlet for grain raised In the Missouri valley. It is said to be on account of tills belief that he now has all plans laid to secure a 'Wge portion of the Missouri valley business within a short time. The past year's grain busi ness has gone a long way toward prov ing Mr. Hill's theory to be correct. A large portion of the grain raised In Ne braska, Kansas and Iowa has found an outlet through the gulf porta and a still larger quantity haa been marketed from this territory In St. Louis, which, after being handled there, went south to ' the seaboard. It Is understood Mr. Hlil has held con ferences with Sioux City business men on several occasions with a view to securing franchises for the building of lines through that city and the location of large terminal facilities at that point. He also has tried to secure control of the Union Terminal company of that place. At this time a mysterious electric rail road Is projected from Sioux City to Omaha and this line Is being laid with much heavier rails than is ordinarily used In such construction. The rails used weigh seventy pounds to the yard, the same weight which Is now being used for steam railroad construction. The com pany building the line has plenty of cap ltal. It Is said, and there are many who believe that this capital Is being furnished by Mr. Hill. With this line completed the Great Northern and Burlington, both Hill prop erties, would have an almost direct line from Sioux City to Kansas City. During the past few days many reports have been In circulation to the effect that the Bur lington would build south to the gulf from Kansas City. If such Is the case the north and south line controlled by one financier would be an accomplished fact. At present there Is no line under the con trol of one man or set of men whloh reaches from the upper grain belt to the gulf. By the completion of roads now building the Gould lines shortly will have an outlet from Omaha to the gulf, but It will be a round-about way. BOYCOTT THE OLD MULE CAR Councilman Tells of Some Methods Employed In Early Street Car Days. "Reading of the endeavors of one of the Omaha Improvement clubs to get a street car extension out Its way," said an Omaha councilman, "recalls a little ex. perlence of mine In street car matters some years ago. It waa during the cable line on Dodge street and the cable line ended right at my house. One day during the winter the cable broke and aa the Far nam line waa being pushed to a finish then with big influence back of It, the street car company didn't seem to be In any hurry to repair the cable. Well, a committee of five of us held a meeting, had It well advertised and adopted some ringing resolutions about "corporate greed," etc., and made an assault upon the street car people. They were very polite and considerate and promised the car would be running on Dodge street very soon. And It was. But Instead of fixing the cable, the company deliberately sent out a rickety old car drawn by the laziest mule In Omaha. Well, we stood It for a while and then concluded to boycott the mule car and walk over to Farnam and take that line down town. The mule car didn't last long. But all the same the street car company did not fix the cable line aa It waa wholly abandoned ' up In that part of town shortly thereafter." IS THE IISUBAICE FIELD prataa and Braises Quickly Cared. When you get a sprain or bruise valuable time may be saved by promptly applying Chamberlain's Pain Balm to the Injured parts. It will cure a sprain In ene-thlrd the time required by the usual treatment Last winter Herb. W. Edwards of Dcs Moines, la., got a fall on an Icy walk, spraining his wrist and bruising his knees. "The next day," he Bays, "they were so ore and stiff I waa afraid I would have to stay in bed, but I rubbed the parts well with Chamberlain's Pain Balm and after a few applications all soreness had disap peared. I feel that this bottle of Pain Balm saved me several days time, to say nothing of the Buffering." DIFFERENT KIND OF STRIKER Knight of the Da sty Road Wins One on the First Throw. A rather seedy specimen of humanity strolled Into the Windsor hotel a night or two ago and approaching one of the lobby loungers remarked: "I am a striking machinist out of a Job." The lounger's Interest was at once aroused and be asked the striker where he hud been working. "At the fair." "Indeed, World's fair I aupposer "Nope, county fair." "County fair; I don't understand. Where Is there any county fair nowT" "There Isn't any Just now boss, but you see I'm one of thern fellows that strikes a striking machine with a big-headed maul during county fair times, and Just now the season is a little dull and We ain't doing much. Ear Tea, I'll taae a Utile There seems to be a diversity of opinion among local Insurance men both as to whether the rates In the business district of Omaha will be raised and also as to whether they should be raised. A ma jority seems to believe that some sort of an advance In rates should be made, but Just how much they aro unable to state. In some cases business In the wholesale district is belnar written at a rate as low as 40 cents. When half of this amount Is consumed In the expense of writing the business it leaves but a small amount for the compnny carrying the risk. As one agent put it, "It Is Just like betting $10,000 aKiiinst $30 that a certain business will not huve a fire for a year. There are few per sons outside of insurance companies who would care to take such a risk." Some of the nonunion companies say that there will be no raise In rates, tlint the Bcheme of raising the local rates wns tried two years ago and was found to be a failure. The rates were advanced at that time about 23 per cent, and the ad vnnce wits in effort several months. If uny rst!e is made in the local rates It will probably ripply only to the business district. Iiml perhaps to not all of that. The district which Is likely to be nffected would be l.O'T.le.l 0:1 the west by Six teenth street, on 'the east by Kiglith, on the south by Jackson and on the north by Capitol avenue. H is barely poMih'.e that only a slight advance In the rates will be made, but the dispatch recently received from Chicago seems to Indicate that the advance would be about 20 per cent. It might be this much In certain localities, but It is not thought probable that so much of an advnnce will be put In effect over the whole business district. A prominent Insurance mart In speaking of the matter said: "The question of an advance In rates to meet the conflagration hazard In congested districts has seemed Inevitable after the serious and disastrous fires that have occurred In Baltimore, Rochester and Toronto during the last few months. About two months ago a commit tee of twenty was appointed by and among the prominent Are underwriters of this country, whose plan Is best explained by a statement recently put out by Herbert Wtlmerdlng, the secretary of the commit tee, who was long at the head of the board of fire underwriters of Philadelphia and ranks high as an Insurance engineer and Inspector. The entire committee Is com posed of fire Insurance officials whose op portunity for comparisons and observation of hasards and of results of fires has ex tended over many years and embraces the entire country. Mr. Wllmerdlng says: The Intent of a general schedule is to provide an intelligent, fair and reasonable scale for measuring the hazards of risks, so that the rates 01 Insurance on illfferent risks shall be equitable and consistent one with another; and The intent of a congealed district sched ule follows the same lines, txceot that in the congested districts ot cities there gen erally exists a conflagration hazard, wnlh does not apply to sections of the city where buildings ae more Isolated, and therefor the tire Ussrs c;itailed by cer tain defects of construction tnd occupancy In a congested district are greater, and such defects should therefore receive dif ferent treatment under the congested dis trict schedule and the charges for ex posure In such a district should also be greater. What must either do without fall? First, produce rates which will enable well-managed insurance companies to pay their losses; lay by a fund to meet the drain of conflagrations, and provide a reasonable profit (from the Insurance business and aside from Investments) by way ot com pensation for the capital Invested. Second Provide a standard for con struction and occupancy of buildings which shall be based umm the exDerience col lected by those Who have made an ex haustive study of1 fires and adapted to the requirements of trade. Third Provide a ! separate chartre In the rate for each departure from standard, so that every owner of property may know of me aerects trrom a tire standpoint) that exist In his property and make such cor rection of the same as Is nractlcable. "To what extent the conflagration hazard may affect rates In Omaha Is a question, but It must be admitted that the aim and Intention of Insurance companies, In en deavoring to determine rates sufficient for the hazard, have been manifestly and uni formly Just and equitable in preparing schedules applicable to all cities and ad Justed to relieve certain cities from cer tain charges if objectionable features do not exist. "There are few cities of the same or larger size than Omaha that have such uniformly wide streets, or where the whole sale and manufacturing districts are mors generally scattered and Isolated. To these who are familiar with the narrow streets and crowded factory and Jobbing districts of eastern cities, a feature also noticeable In many western cities, It is clear that Omaha will undoubtedly be considered as remarkably free from the congested district hazard. "That the conflagration hazard exists in many cities is frankly admitted, even though a sweeping fire may not have proved it; but the basis of schedule rating now generally in use throughout the rnited States charges for such features in the cities where they exist, on the same ba;s that each city Is entitled to and receives credit for the standard and excellenca of Its own local water system and fire de partment." So many Inqujries have been- received by local life Insurance men concerning the Zeno M. Host decision recently rendered In the state of Wisconsin that for the benefit of those Interested one of the best posted local agents has made the follow ing statement: There are some verv erroneous ideas abroad regarding the decision In the case of the Equitable 1.1 fe Assurance Society against Zeno M. Host, insurance commis sioner ot Vv lsconsln. The circuit court of Dane county. Wis consin, construes section 1,862 of me re vised statutes of the state of Wisconsin as prohibiting the Issuance in the future of any policy of life assurance by the terms or wnicn me time tor the distribution of dividends is expressly deterred tor a period or mure than tive years. The statute thus construed Is as follows: "J.very lire Insurance corDoratlon doliis- business in this state unort the orlncluie ot mutual insurance or the members of which are entitled to share In the surplus funds thereof may make difltriuutlon of such surplus as they may have accumu lated annuully or once in two, three, four or tive years, as the directors thereof may iroin iung to time determine, in deter mining the amount of surplus to be dis tributed there sliaii be reserved an amount not less than the aaitrc-Kute net value of all outstanding Dolicies. said value to be computed by tne American experience table or mortality, with interest not exceeding per cent." In other words, the court holds that the word "may," as used in the foregoing statute, is equivalent to "must." The decision Is directly at variance with the decision' of the courts of Illinois con struing a statute identical In terms and Is also contrary to the practical construction which has been placed upon the statute In Wisconsin by the practice of all the leading life insurance comuttnies. IiisIcmiI of being a blow to the life Insurance com panies, aa is very generally supposed, Its effect Is In reality a curtailment of the freedom of contract in the state of Wis consin and a restriction upon the insuring puunc oy wnicn a citizen 01 mm state is prohibited from purchasing a form of policy, the advantages and attractions of which huve rendered it the moat popular form of Insurance issued. It should be clearly remembered that the decision Is merely local In effort, as It re lates only to business in Wisconsin, and while the suit is In the name of the Equit able Life Assurance society, the decision is general and affects all companies alike. It has no bearing upon business already transacted, but simply holds that the com missioner has a rtgnt to require cumixtntes In the future to act in accordance with the above statute, or to exercise his statutory authority and deny them a license. BODY FOUND ON RAILROAD Mangled Remains af George H. Gregory Lie on B. & M. Tracki- BOTH IEGS CUT OFF BELOW THE KNEES Leaves Home atara'ay Moralnf to Go Fishing-, bnt Indications Are He Did Not Fulfill Pisa. The mangled remains of George It Greg ory, a stationary engineer living at 2221 California street, were found about 8:B0 Sunday morning on the B. A M. track at the foot of Dodge street and 1K feet south of the Deering Implement building. C. J. O'Connor, fireman on B. M. switch en gine No. 2D9, made the discovery and Im mediately notified the police station. Coro nor Brailey took the remains In charge and an Inquest will be held this afternoon at S o'clock. The dead man's legs were cut off above the knees and tho skull was badly frac tured. The Indications are that the acci dent occurred during the latter part of the evening, but how Gregory came to his death, further than that he waa run over on the tracks, Is yet to be explained. Gregory's dog that had gone with him I Saturday noon on an Intended fishing trip to the river returned home about 10:30 Saturday iMght spnttered with blood, so Mrs. Gregory stated. She also said the dog whined and was much disturbed. Mrs. Gregory did not attach much significance to the appearance and actions of the dog, but nevertheless had misgivings. The first intimation she had of her lai"hand's death was after breakfast Sunday morning. Another peculiar feature of the case, as related by Mrs. Gregory, Is that when her husband started for the river Saturday noon to go fishing, as he Intended, he re turned to the house twice for forgotten articles nfter he hnd gone but a short 'dis tance. Mrs. Gregory looked upon this as an III omen and asked her hiiHhand to please stay home, but he made the third start, saying. "Goodbye, mother, I'll take care of myself." o FU!ilns- Tackle on Him. When found. It Is said there was noth ing on the dead man to Indicate he had been fMilnsr. but a new base ball and cntchlng glove were found In his pockets. These articles were promised by him to his son Willie who Is 10 years of age to day. It is stated It was Mr. Gregory's Inten tions to meet a friend Saturday afternoon to accompany him to the river, but the name of the friend has not yet been learned. Mrs. Gregory says she cannot recall it, Mr. Gregory was 39 years of age and came to Omahn nearly twenty years ago from England, where all of his relatives now are. He Is survived by his wife, a daughter, Minnie, 13 years of age and the boy, Willie, 10 years old today. Steam Engineer's union No. 38, of which the deceased was a member, will hold a speclnl meeting at Washington hall to morrow evening to make arrangements for the funeral. Gregory had been In charge of the hoist ing engine at the new First Baptist church building, Twenty-seventh and Harney streets. Formerly he was stationary en gineer at the Karbach block. GOOD THINGS IN SMALL LOTS Precious Articles Done I'p Neatly. Agree Oldest Inhabitant and Close Observer. Tho oldest Inhabitant and the careful ob server were seated on the river embank ment, beneath tho Douglas street bridge, meditating on tho works of nature and smoking their pipes. A street car con ductor was collecting fares on the bridge overhead and a catfish, glad that spring was now here, was Jumping In the water amldstream. Tho big. red sun was going down somewhere near Ruber's park and a now water trough was tiding a long-folt want on Prospect Hill. The careful ob server had already taken cognizance of all this, but his thoughts at this time were far removed from such things. "Did It ever occur 10 you that the lest goods come in smallest packages?" asked the observing one, as he killed a spider that wns out In the gloaming hustling for fodder. ., "Yes," replied the man who help d fill the directory when l'ainum street was a cowpath, "I have noticed that bulk Is de ceiving and that quality becomes a favorite where quantity Isn't even a selling p ater." "Even so," rejoined liio man who es tnings. And then they went away to attend an improvement club mectiu;;. Always Lead in Low Prices. mm THR RKI.IAni K BTOHK. Always Lead in Low Prices. Aivyr-t 2 J H-nSdi-ii-K- iSfclilf 1 Fine Clothes Economy la exemplified In the values we are offering for Monday. A GREAT CLOTHING PURCHASE Including about 1,200 high grado suits that would regularly sell for $15.00 to $20.00, enables us to offer you the best values ever shown in the city, at choice, $10. THINK OF IT. f 15 to $20 MEN'S SUITS $10.00 Every suit guaranteed perfect in fashion, fit and fabric. Hand tailored throughout with self-retaining fronts. Kobby patterns, best materials, spen tl'.d workmanship. See them, examine tlit'.iii Try them on. You will agree with us that no such suits were ever offered before for CIA the price 4 IV CofrriM rant tT gut fekdtMr a Mua ANOTHER SPECIAL BOYS' KNEE PANTS SUITS AT $2.50. 500 boys' knee pants suits, made up in the new sailor Norfolk, sailor blouse, Russian blouse and three-piece styles with vest. Excellent in fabric, the best workmanship, nobbiest of pat terns, MADE TO SELL FUH $3.75 TO $5.00, but we secured them at a great bargain from an overstocked manufacturer our customers get the benefit II A YDEN'S O Cil SPECIAL TRICE ...ZaeJl FORGETS HISAGE iN ALASKA Cltlsen of Frocen N'orih Comes to States to Find Out How Old He Is. Dr. Stokes, 400 oe building. TsL til Alpheus K. Sterrett was In the city yes- leruiLV on n wh v to nil n i n iiftmn m h ern Ohio from a three years' sojourn in Alaska. "Oh. I am lust rolnor in tnlrA o vn home." said ho. "to look lnfn th rumiiv Bible and see how old I am. You see up mere at Nome the davi are i nnm).. long and we have to come down n Hviit... tlon once every three or four years to find out now ora we are. Men we have to come down on a little vacation trip, too. The nights being also six months long up there we are liable to do a little huw .iuni.. - - j But then that Isn't so bad as sitting up In tne evenings waiting for Tedtlme. 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