TTTR OMATIA DAILY HEK: THURSDAY, 'AIMS I L 5T1, iwu. Tim Omaha Daily Bee E. ROSEWATER, EDITOR. 4 i i PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OP" SUBSCRIPTION. f tally H (without frunday), On Tr..M J) ly Rre and Sunday,, Oi-. tear Illustrated Bee, One Veer 00 f undny p,e. ons Yer J 22 Mturday Hce, On Year J J Twentieth Century Farmer, One Tear.. 1.00 DEUVERED BT CARRIER. Pally Bee (without Sunday), per eorr.... to lUy Bee (without Bundnv), per ... ! IHily Bee (including Sunday), per week. .17c Sunday Bee, per enpv " Kwnln Bee (without Sunday, per week. 6o Evening Bee (Including Sunday), per week 10o Compliilnls of Irregularity In delivery should be addressed to City. Circulation department. omcKS. . Omaha The Ben Building. South Omaha City Hall Building. Twenty-fifth and M Streets. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. . Chlcapo ltMO T'nlty Building. New York 23?" park Row Building. Washington Ml Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should he addressed: Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Pee Publishing Company. Only l-cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. TUB DEB PUBLISHING COMPANY. TATEMENT OT CIRCULATION. State of Nebraska. Douglas County, so.! George B. Tss.hurk. secretary of The Bm Publishing Company, being duly sworn, ays that the Actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of March. 1!KM, was as follows: 1 ....8O,0TO . 17 80.HT0 t 30,141 0 It 80,310 I so.nao ' it itnjtzo i 80.0HO to Su.OOO 1 81,120 tl 80,190 2T.010 12 80,180 T SO, HMO O 20.H20 1 81.1HO U SO.NOO .80,700 K 80,200 10 80,7110 M 80.HOO II BO.HIIO 17 .2,oO 11 80.NSO H XO.T10 U 80,000 28 80,810 14 SO.OWO 20 80.000 15...., 30.4SO 11.... 8,ttXO II 80.360 Total , 0SO.310 Less unsold and returned copies.... 10,823 Net total sales Blft.ftftT Net average sales 89,073 OEO. B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of April, A. D., 190. Beal) M. B. HUNQATE, Notary Public. Governor Teabod of Colorado evi dently has no intention of running for re-election. A remonstrance against the weather clerk is now in order. He should stop April fooling. I m In the meantime Nebraska populists are eyeing their former democratic al lies with growing suspicion. Japanese are proving themselves to be as successful In stopping war news as they are in stopping Russian ships. Russians are probably beginning to hope that the Japanese admiral will be come a past participle rather than con tinue aa an Infinitive. General , Ma should keep a slipper bandy, tt Is reported that the Chinese soldiers are restrained: with difficulty from attacking the Russians. Not even the gold democrats can have any objection a speech toy Mr. Bryan at Chicago as long as he hires the ball and pays all eipenses himself. The Russian board of strategy must have been reading the casualty list from America when It decided to Introduce automobiles as Instruments of war. Pennsylvania democrats have taken a strategic position in tbe national conven tion. By going unlnstructed they need have nothing to regret over the result The edjtor of tha, Nebraska Crop Bul letin might permit the farmer to thaw the frost out of his whiskers before he begins to tell Win how far he Is behind with bis spring work. Tbe fact that Judge Parker Is to have the solid vote of New York's delegates to the St Louis convention for him by Instruction, does not seem to endear him to Colonel Bryan one wblt more. With the Rosebud reservation opened July 1. Fairfax, S. D., will probably bold the most enthusiastic celebration f the natal day of the United States of 111 the places under the folds of the flag. If the new tariff duties of Great Britain do not make the taxpayers "smoke" they will certainly make the smokers heavy taxpayers, as it Is pro posed almost to double the tariff on to- cco. No matter. Mr. Haniman, by con rentratlng his efforts on developing the Union Pacific and making it the trans continental road par excellence, can till give Mr. Hill a good run for bis tooney. The passage of the New Mexlco-Arl-sona and Oklahoma statehood bills fore shadows tbe. addition of two double tars on the Held of blue of Old Glory before the, present congress passes Into history. The electric light company still bas time to reconsider Its determination to defy the tlty ordinances and regula tion of the city electrician. "While the lamp holds out to bum the vilest sinner may return,"- That wae practical reciprocity with Canada when the fire department of Buffalo responded to an alarm at Toronto and helped to put out (he con flagration whkb deitroyed a Urge part at the dominion town. Nebraska will scon be able to offer land to tbe landless In 640-acre tracts, sut the Intending homesteader will be ipected to provide himself with a lariat a broncho and a small herd of cattle or a flock of sheep. i . Filipinos who come to study American methods should lie kept away from Waahlnftoa until tha Rmoot Nntiiitry Is ended, otherwise they might get a mis taken notion as to tbe similarity be tween Uia Coital etabr ul JvU BtUtAilf TMAHClAL V0HDITIOX. The British government Is facing a financial condition which promises tq give It a great deal of trouble and which more thnn anything else endangers the continuance In power of the present ministry. The statement made in the House of Commons by the chencellor of the exchequer can hardly fall to have a depressing effect upon tbe country, since It means more taxation, and al ready tbe burden of taxes is a heavy one. As Is always the case when more money Is to be raised In England the Income tax Is to bo Increased. It had been thought that this tax bad about reached the limit, but it con doubtless stand another raise, since most of those who pay it will be able to get The In crease out of the people, for it is really an Indirect way of taxing the people. The most objectionable feature to Eng lishmen of the proposed plan for raising more revenue is that of increasing the duty on tea, the people being great tea drinkers and therefore naturally opposed to having the price of that article in creased. "" The chancellor of the exchequer was compelled to adm!tthat Industrial and commercial depression 'exists in the United Kingdom and this fact of coursfl aggravates the difficulty of raising more revenue. When the country was com paratively prosperous,, as was the case at the beginning of the South African wa, there was no trouble in raising whatever money was needed. It was- paid Into the national treasury freely for. the carrying on of the war, which called for enormous expenditures. Now there Is a different state of affairs end it was pointed out that conditions In South Africa are In some measure re sponsible for this. What seems to bo urgently needed Is a reduction in ex: pendltures, but there docs not appear to bo any effort In this direction. It Is in evitable that increasing taxation must operate to intensify depression and the United Kingdom is evidently already In a bad way in this respect Meanwhile the financial situation will undoubtedly have great influence in keeping England out of complications that might prove seriously troublesome and strengthen her' efforts In behalf of international peace. AKUTfltH VBARQK RBFCTKD. The, democratic charge that President Roosevelt has made a larger number of Irregular appointments to the clusslfled service than any of his predecessors is refuted by Mr. Foulke, former, civil service commissioner and one of tho most earnest and sealous supporters of the merit system. That gentleman states that instead Of Mr. Roosevelt hav ing made a larger number of Irregular appointments in the clusslfled' service than any of his predecessors, the fact is exactly the other way, there having been fewer appointment without competitive examination under President Roosevelt than under any other president "and there has been no administration, since the passage of the civil service act in which the competitive system has ad vanced with greater rapidity and cer tainty." y This is testimony of unquestionable authority and will be accepted as con clusive by all who are familiar with Mr. rouikes devotion to the cause of civil service reform. He has always been one of its staunchest advocates. In the public career of Mr. Roosevelt bis work in behalf of the merit system wo s not the least conspicuous and valuable of his services. Few men have done more to promote that system and to have !t firmly established. - For at least a dozen years he has consistently championed the reform end the charge that since he became president he IN 8 done anvthlnir in disregard or violation of the' system Is utterly groundless. V TH riMXSTLVAlfU DCMuCRATlt. Though hopelessly in the minority. and perhaps for that very reason, the democrats of Pennsylvania are more ag gressive than those of almost any other state In the union. Evidence of this la furnished In the proceedings ,of their state convention Tuesday. The plat form Is unqualified in its assault upon the national administration. It declares that the thoughtful sentiment of the country has become distrustful of Presi dent Roosevelt that all that conserva tive men feared as a result of his ac cession to power bas come to pass, and that "today the country finds in Theo dore Roosevelt a standing menace to constitutional government, to Interna tional peace and to business stability." This is a plain declaration of the atti tude which the democratic party intends to assume in the coming campaign. Al ready a number of democrats In con gress have said that the paramount is sue in the campaign will be Roosevelt. In a speech In the bouse of representa tives a few days ago Mr. Patterson of Tennegsee assailed Theodore Roosevelt "the candidate," endeavoring to show that he bas been Inconsistent and that he is altogether a very dangerous man at the head of the government The Pennsylvania democrats agrc-e with the view of the Tennessee representative and doubtless this la the view of demo crats generally. The republican party Is quite willing to havs the democracy make the "per sonality" of President Roosevelt an Issue In the campaign. The supporters of the president are fully prepared to meet any such attack upon him as thnt made In tha Pennsylvania democratic platform, not doubting thnt they can demonstrate to the intelligent voters of the country Its utterly gratuitous char acter. There Is no , distrust of the na tional administration among such of our people as desire to have the laws up held and enforced. There Is no feeling that President Roosevelt Is a "menace to business stability" except on the part of those who have len made to rallxe by this administration that they cannot with Impunity disregard the laws by schemes to defraud and oppress the peo pl. It U ftlao. declared by Ue deuuo- crnts that Theodore Roosevelt is , a standing menace to international peace, There Is not the slightest basis for this, but on the contrary the administration has labored acalously and with good effect In the Interest of International pence. There is not a European govern ment which does not recognlr.e and cor dially acknowledge this. The position taken by our government in regard to the war in the far east has been ap proved by all the powers and Is the gov ernlng Influence as to the policy of all of them. There has been in the course of Tresl dent Roosevelt nothing to cause appre hension on the part of honest men, who comply with the' laws and do not seek to contravene them. No cltlaen Is more anxious than is Theodore Roosevelt to maintain business stability and promote national prosperity, while none has spoken more strongly and earnestly than he in behalf of policies looking to the preservation of International peace and good will. HUT IRCOXSIHTMHT HUB ILLOGICAL As has been pointed out Mr. Rosewaters position with respect to the nomination of a United States senator Is both Illogical and Inconsistent. For long years he has appealed through The Bes for a direct vote In the election of United States senators. It is clear that so long as the senate itself bars the way this plan can never be brought about The nomination of candidates for senator Is the nearest approach that can be made to the plan he has so long and vociferously de manded. A nomination would be the first step If senators were to be chosen by di rect vote. Mr. Kosewater objects to taking this step, and yet it Is one that would have to be taken If the plan he haa so long urged should become effective. It is the important step. The manner of the election Is entirely subsidiary; It Is per functory. In a senatorial caucus the se lection of the nominee Is the Important thing. The voting for him In open session of the legislature Is merely routine. The nomination determines whom he shall be. When Mr. Rosewater is offered more than half a loaf he rejects It. He prefers to go without any bread. Fremont Trlbuns. With all due deference to our Fre mont contemporary, which has as much right to its opinion as we have to ours, we see nothing inconsistent or illogical in expressing a doubt of the wisdom or expediency of a state convention nomi nation of a candidate for United States senator. And this does not necessarily involve a conflict with the- principle of popular election of United States sen ators by direct vote. A convention nomination cannot de prive communities In representative dis tricts of the privilege of sending men to the legislature, who voice their choice and their local interests even though In conflict with the decree of a majority of the convention. . The assumption that members of the legislature who do not owe their nomination to the state con vention and do not regard themselves as subject to its instruction will always surrender their individual choice and that of their immediate constituents Is at variance with political experience. If members of the legislature Who sign a caucus paper can with impunity bolt the caucus because the candidate with predominance in the caucus does not conform to their ideals or standards would not the same thing happen to the nominee of a state convention? To talk a little more plainly and spe cific, if it were known nnd certain that the coming state convention would nomi nate David E. Thompson for United States senator, would the Fremont. Trib une and other papers that Justified the bolt of 1901 be now championing the new departure recommended by the state committee? Would not they and their friends repudiate the state con vention nominee and would they not pledge the members of the legislature in their respective districts to prevent his election whatever the consequences might be? It would be altogether dif ferent however, If the senatorial elec tion were left to the people and the bal lots cast In November were final as the basis for his credentials. We realize that tbe election of sen ators by popular vote will be Impossible until the federal constitution Is amended by a convention called' for that purpose under the section of the constitution that authorizes the calling of such n convention through the legislatures of tlie, several states. This reform bas been strenuously advocated by Tho Bee and it has not switched or receded from its position. The state convention nomina tion scheme does not in our ODlnion offer any material Improvement over the old system, but on the contrary Is liable to Jeopardize the election of a republican legislature and thus cause tbe loss of a United States senator to the party. According to Its renort to th Rtata Board of Railroad Assessment the Burlington paid out $500,003.88 In taxes In the year 1903, but that represents the taxes state, county, school district and municipal paid In Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, Colorado, Mis souri, Kansas, Montana, Minnesota and Wisconsin. While the publication of tho Investi gation Into the council Inquiry into the Board of Public Works' methods in the preparation Of paving specifications may prove of some value to the coming grand Jury, it is doubtful whether 3,000 copies of that document will be needed. The announcement made by Mr. Hill's lawyers that new proceedings would be Instituted to bring the Northern Pacific under control would indicate that there Is not as much community of interests among the owners of transcontinental lines "as there used to was." , Vlceroy A'eslifTs desire to go home Is natural. The viceroy Is an admiral In the Russian service and probably thinks there are not enough ships flying the Kussluu'flag on the l'a. lrtc to make a place for two fuUy developed naval coiiiriiinders. Whatever else he may have duu or failed to do, the author of tha Mles will succeeded la bequeathing a long Una of Hon in bla hnlra n,t m mm1 frrlcf ' i. .ii.ii a nuu ,..ci the N'ohrtaba ftimMntA Mlirt with for ---.... mij-i i. ui vj - . . t u incidental fat fees to the supreme cour cicrs. A Hero im Embryo. s Indianapolis Journal. As the first beneficiary of tha Carnegie hero fund, the Journal offers the name of the man who accepts the democ ratio presi dential nomination this year. Iwiproreraeat la. the Times. Indianapolis News. Just think how much better off you are now than you were this time eight or nine years ago. Then you were worrying your self Into brain fag figuring out how you could afford to buy a new bicycle of the current model. Now all you have to do la to look at the automobile price list and sign without hope. Pressor on the Hot Air I.ld. New York Tribune. Japan seems to have a "lid," also, and under It are the ambitious war correspond ents of all nations, who are allowed to write pleasant descriptions of Japanese scenery and people, provided they do nu. get any war news of Importance mixed up with their descriptions. There Is a rumor that the "lid" will shortly bo lifted, but that la probably merely to encourage the wlelders of the pen. Wiseacres Discredited. Ban Francisco Chronicle. The new Lucln cutoff on the Central Pa cific railroad Is now open to passenger trains. This marks the complete success of the greatest railroad engineering feat of recent years, after many dismal prophecies of disaster. Tbe wiseacres who declared that the running of a railroad line across tha northern arm of Great Salt Lake was not feasible, because the track would sink, have been proved false prophets. The track did sink for a time, but engineering skill was able to overcome this and other obstacles. ' Discrediting Dakota Divorces. Philadelphia Press. The Iowa supreme court has wisely fol lowed the course of the supreme courts of some other states In refusing to r cognise divorces granted In el' her of the DakoUa to citizens of those other states. This de cision Invalidates many divorces granted to Iowans; but It is a just decision. Per haps the Dakotas may In time become ashamed of their loose divorce laws, end stop the wretched business they now carry on In that way. Temporary residence in Dakota does not satisfy the Iowa supreme court, and should not satisfy the courts of any state other than those of the states granting the divorce. Tbe Mikado's "Glorious Virtue." Chicago Tribune. A Japanese admiral of the twentieth cen tury and a Russian general of the eight eenth express themselves in much the same way. Suwaroff, In his famous dispatch to Catherine announcing the capture of Is mail, gave the credit to "God and the empress"." Admiral Togo, In his official report of recent operations at Port Ar thur, says: "The fact that not a single man was seriously Injured In these suc cessive attacks must be attributed to his majesty's glorious, virtue." "The ships, freely moving over the " enemy's ground without suffering any damage, must be at tributed to heavenly assistance." This Is a. nice distribution of functions. The mi kado protects the men, and heaven or whatever ruling power Inhabits the Shinto heaven looks after the ships. Postal Notes and Prosperity. Philadelphia Press. The gross . pos tall' receipts at the fifty largest postoffices generally furnish a fair indication of tho business condition, and they show a net Increase for March of It per cent, as compared with the same month last year. '-But the exports of do mestic produo'ts In March show a decrease of $17,000,000, as compared with the corre sponding time last year. Of that decrease In exports 113,237,613 was In cotton, due to tha high price of that commodity, and $6,782,766 was In breads tu As. There was an Increase In the exports of cattle and hogs and mineral oils, and a small Increase in provisions. For the nine months ending with March there was an increase of $2t,. 000,004 in the export! of domestic products. aa compared with 4he same time In the previous year. But the Increase In cotton exports alone, owing to the high price, was $49,066,702, while there was a decline of 138,609,000 in the exports Of breadstuffs.' Al together, tho export returns for the nine months are very Satisfactory, exceeding any previous nine months, excepting for 1901. There ' Is . nothing discouraging in these statistics. "PATRIARCH OP TUB SENATE." Kotablea Peatares of tho Career of eaator Stewart of Nevada. Chicago Inter Ocean. Hon. William Morris Stewart, United States senator from Nevada for five terms out of "a possible seven, announces his re tirement from public life on next March 4. One of the oldest men in the senate, and in aspect its most picturesque figure, Senator Stewart wilj be missed from the life of the nation's capital. Tbe career of Senator Stewart Illustrates the possibilities before the American boy of the character to succeed and deserve success. Born in a New York village,, be was removed as a child to an Ohio farm, but returned to his native state for school ing, which he largely earned himself, be coming a teacher of his school while still a pupil. He was a student in Yale when the discovery of gold In California aroused adventurous youth to "hazard of new for tunes." Reaching San Francisco early In I860, he went to work with pick and shovel, dis covered the once famous Eureka placers. and thus earned money to study law. Within a year he was district attorney, In 1864 was attorney general of the state, and in IStiQ cast his lot with tha new territory of Nevada. There he figured largely in the development of the Comstock lode and In mining litigation, was a member of the territorial council and of the constitu tional convention, and In 1864 was chosen ene of Nevada's first senators. A local political revolution retired him In 1875, but after twelve years he returned to the senate There he was the especial champion of -the silver mining Interests, coined the phrase. "The crime of '73," and talked and worked for silver Incessantly. Hla devotion to silver necessarily put him In opposition to his own party for some years, but though a hard and persistent fighter he was never a rancorous one. He knew when tho "free silver" cause was loot and when to quit a useless fight. Instead of getting out of the republican ranks permanently, like Senator Teller, he went back Into them. Even at the height of tha sliver controversy he always com manded reapect, for his sincerity was man ifest, and on all other questions he was alwsys on the side, of progress and na tional welfare, . '. . . Of commanding stature and massive frame, with flowing silver hair and beard, he has been for years one of the most ploturesque figures of the senate one of the senators who always oaught the eye of strangers In the eapltol and excited In quiry among them. His colleagues and the public alike will regret the retirement of Wllllsm Morris Stewart, whose years, kindly manner and appearance have won 'him the title of "tbo patriarch el .tha senate." - - lltlga THK OOVF.mOR ADD THK BAR. lilalr Pilot: The Pat1 association Is jump ing on Mickey's neck for the Bartlett ap pointmentbut es a matter of fact It is one of the few reasonable arts on the governor's part sines ha haa held the exeo utlve's chair. Blair Courier: Governor Mickey has ap pointed Judge E. M. Bartlett of Omaha to fill the vacancy on the bench in this dis trict caused by Judge Baxter's appointment to the district attorneyship. This Ls just what we urged the governor to do last week, so we ought to be satisfied. Pender Times: Governor Mickey ignored the Omaha Bar association In the Bisec tion of a successor to former Judge Baxter, recently appointed United States district attorney. No doubt he remembered the fate of the late democratlo judicial ticket In that district, which was chaperoned by tha same organisation. Here. Is an In stance where you can tally on for Mickey. Springfield Monitor: The Omaha Bar as sociation did not havs Its say-so In the ap pointment of E. M. Bartlett to the district bench to fill the place made vacant by the resignation of Judge Baxter, and It rather went against the grain. The Monitor can't see why this association should have any thing more to say who should be appointed judge than any other organisation or per son, even If Its members do have lots of business before this tribunal. Beatrice Bun: If you have anything to do, do it. Mickey has raised himself in our estimation by appointing a judge without waiting for the recommendation of yie Omaha attorneys. If tha man appointed does not prove satisfactory, the governor alone will be to blame. If ha had beea selected by the lawyers, and had not proven satisfactory, the governor wouM have been to blame just tho same. Do your own work and be responsible for what you do. Fremont Tribune: When thera was to be an appointment made to the bench at Omaha to fill the vacancy caused by ths elevation of Judge Baxter to the United States district attorney, the lawyers of the town got together and were In the act of fixing up the matter when the governor had the audacity to fill the office. He did It without the aid or consent of any law yers on earth, and when the lawyers afore said heard of it they spat and sputtered and resolved It was insolent for the gov ernor to attend to his own business as he saw fit. The governor still lives. Papllllon Times: The Douglas County Bar association Is mad because Governor Mickey did not wait until the bar rec ommended some one for the place of ula- trict Judge. The Times thinks that In the light of past happenings that the governor did the proper thing. To have waited would have only delayed the game, and then the recommendation of the bar asso ciation does not amount to much anyway. It would be like the nominations of the bar committee for the nonpartisan Judicial ticket last fall; the members nominated ths men and then fought them. Mickey did right. Wahoo Wasp: Judge Irving F. Baxter of Omaha, lately appointed United Btates dis trict attorney to succeed W. 8. Summers, has resigned from the district bench, his resignation having been forwarded to Gov ernor Mickey last Saturday. Immediately after receiving Judge Baxter's letter the governor announced the appointment of Judge E.' M. Bartlett, a prominent member of the pouglas county bar, who already had been endorsed by the district judges. Judge Bartlett is well known, not only at Omaha, but In all parts of the state, and seems to be ths people's Choice as well as the governor's. Nebraska City Tribune: The Bar asso ciation of Omaha professes to be offended because' Governor Mickey appointed a dis trict judge to a vacancy Instead of permit ting the association to make the appoint ment. Think It over a minute. The law makes It the duty of the governor to do exactly what he did, and says nothing as to the rights or duties of any other person or association In the matter. The governor alone ls responsible for such vacancy ap pointments and the Bar association merely holds the place of an usurper, of a "butter In" when it endeavors to name men for such places. If the Bar association we a the be-all and end-all In the selection of district judges, why doesn't the law bar the "common herd" from voting for these judges when they are to be elected and con fine the vote entirely to lawyers and mem bers of the Bar association T Simply be cause the position taken by the Omaha Bar association ls all tommyrot and has no foundation whatever In the spirit or prac tice of our system of government. If the Omaha lawyers were anxious that the va cancy on the bench be filled by some one whom "ths people" would select, why didn't they call a mass meeting of the electors of Omaha and say "whom will you recom mend to the governor to be appointed ss district judge?" PERSONAL NOTES. Anatole LeRoy Beaulleu, the economist and publicist, has left Paris for the United Btates, He will deliver a series of lectures St Harvard. The introduction of the masked ball by tha Japanese social leaders paves the way for the advent of that other great factor of civilisation, the high ball. James Sellgman, the well known New York banker, celebrated his 80th birthday on Thursday last. Mr. Sellgman received telegrams and cable dispatches from all over the world. General J. C. Black, commander-in-chief of the Grand Army of the Republic, la In Boston arranging for the coming national encampment, which will be held In that city this August. John Shepard, a Boston merchant, tins recently celebrated the fiftieth anniversary of his entrance Into business In that city, and especially marked the day by the gift of 86,000 to endow a free bed In the Mas sachusetts General Hospital In that city. Dispatches announoe that Frank A. Mun- sey, the magaslne publisher, ha": abandoned his effort to make the New York Dally News a success on the lines he had laid down. Mr. Munsey acknowledges he haa sunk a good deal of money In the fruitless attempt General "Dan" Sickles Is coming to be regarded as the economist of the New York board of aldermen. At a meeting last week ho objected to hiring a new stenographer at 11,360 per year when "all the good stenographers needed can be had at IM00." Tho general pointed out that aldermen only get 11.000 salary, "but then," he added on reflection, "perhaps that ls moro than we are worth to the city." General Lew Wallace, the Hoosler "sol dier, diplomat, author," to whom a loving cup was presented recently by literary friends of the west, celebrated hla seventy- seventh birthdsy anniversary on Sunday at the home of his son, Henry Wallace, In Indianapolis. Tho day was not marked hy any special ceremony or celebration, but the general was the recipient of many congratulations from friends and admirers. Ex-Senator William A. Harris of Kansas has lately written to friends that while grateful for the favorable mention of hla name In connection with the democratlo nomination forba governorship of. the state, he wishes It understood that he could not permit his name In any circumstances to be used aa a candidate fur any office. He Says that his health is not very good at present, and that It would be absolutely impossible for Lira to attend to his busi ness and go Into politics In any way what ever. . THERE IS 10 SUBSTITUTE FOR U i ' Absolutely Puro IT IS A MATTER OF HEALTH BITS OF WASHINGTON L.IPO Minor Scenes Ioeldeata Sketched ost the Spot, What Is classed as a twentieth century wonder In printing machinery has been in stalled in the government printing office. It Is a Hoe press which can reel off In an hour 80.000 copies of an eight-page form, Congressional Record else, fold and ready for the binder. Ths machine cost the tidy sum of 838,600. This huge piece of mechanism requires the services of ten men to operate it. One of the most remarkable features of the press Is that Its movements are abso lutely controlled by the touching of three buttons which could be manipulated by the touch of an infant. There are eight sta tions on the press, at each of which are the three manipulating buttons the "on" button for starting the machine, the "stop off" button for stopping the press or re ducing Its speed, and the "safety" button for bringing the machine to a stop in case of accident. The first pressure on the "on" button causes the press to go ahead slowly, then successive touchei cause it to Increase Its motion until It Is going' at top-i.otch speed. The third pressure on the "on" button throws the big press from the small electrlo motor to the large one and gives It Its highest speed. Another Interesting feature of the ma chine Is that It is two presses In combina tion, and can be operated either as one or two presses. The buttons on a near-by switchboard,' when properly touched, will give the press seventeen different speeds. This switchboard cost as much as an ordi nary dwelling house 13,500. The Inking ar rangement ls novel and complete, each Wl!;r Weighing sixty pounds and can be regulated to print anything from a visiting card to. an eight-sheet poster. Senator Dolllver of Iowa is not an advo cate of young men going to Washington and entering tho government service with the Idea of studying for a profession. The other day a young man who has an ambi tion to become a' lawyer was presented to the senator with a request for the lat ter's Influence in securing him a $2,000 Job In Washington, where the duties would not be so burdensome as to prevent his taking up the study of law. "The best way to learn law," said the senator, who did not warm up to the gov. ernment Job proposition, "Is to get mixed up In a esse before some Justice of the peace, on the winning of which your bread and butter depends. An experience of that kind ls pretty sure to make you dig Into the authorities in a way you won't for get." x He then ' related for the young man's benefit his own experience ' in starting In the profession of the law. He told how he cooked, his own meals on an oil stove In his room, so as to be able to live on tl a week. The description of a young at torney's struggles did not encourage the young ma,n to continue his hunt for ths 82,000 Job. Mr. Williams, the minority leader, be lieves that Judge Parker will be acceptable aa candidate to both wings of the demo cratic party, reports the Washington Post. "Do you remember," said he to a group In the democratlo cloak room, In asserting this belief about Parker, "the story of a southern man who wanted to buy a good hunting horse. He found an owner who assured him that tha horse would stand, while a rifle was fired over the saddle. 'And,' added this owner, anxious to sell his horse, 'he Is also a good pointer. He will point birds aa well as a dog.' "It was agreed that tho prospective pur chaser should give the animal a trial. 'If he proves to be a good pointer,' said he to the owner, 'I will give you a higher price for him.' "'So he started off with the new horse. While fording a stream, the animal stum bled, snd the rider got a thorough duck ing at which ho was much exasperated. " 'You said, nothing to me about his stumbling,' ho roared at the owner on re turning. 1 " 'Ah,' replied the owner, 'I forgot to warn you that he points for fish Just as well as birds.' " Borne time ago ex-PreMflnt Cleveland wrote an article about Panama, the cana ana tne general circumstances surrounding the recognition of the over-night republic, relates the New York World correspondent. On the day after the article appeared Pres ident Roosevelt brought it Into a 'Ci-JjUiot meeting and read portions of It. H re pressed the opinion that the ex-plesldunt had used a lot of words without ', saying much, and after he had read It, asked sud denly: 1 "Did any of you gentlemen over sea a pair of leather breeches?" j Wilson, Shaw and one or two others had. ! "Well," continued the president, "tbey ars peculiar things. When they get wt they stretch out several Inches, and whejn they dry they contract and wrinkle In a. most astonishing mariner. "I remember once when I was lln the west a cowboy friend of mine gjot his leather breeches wt He wore them un til they dried and the contraction raa so great that they crooked his legs atid left blra standing with his knees bent. J , "An Irishman who worked on myt ranch saw tho cowboy standing painfully! in his leather breeches and walked arourlt him several times. Then he tapped the lowboy on the shoulder smd said: 'Say, If lou are going to jump, why in biases d if t you jumpr " li The professional swindlers who ty (va by Imposing on the credulous havet overworked tho "mushroom farmf t last game. ', years -valent rowing front s been This was first started eight or ago when tho notion became that a fortune could bo raised btf mushrooms for market under t stoop or in tho cellar. Tho Held t pretty well worked, but tho stoJ of vlc- time la evidently not yet exhau Sec- retary Wilson found some weeks ago thi a number of farmers were bolng lmposo upon by dealers in fake mushroom spawn, and he appealed to Postmaster General Payne to prosecute the frauds. The post office inspector picked out one New York company as the first victim, and after In vestigating Its business methods ruled It out of the malls. The operations of this concern were sim ilar to those practiced by many other fraudulent compauies. It Issued an adver tisement declaring that $12 a week could be earned by anyone at home, following thu directions of the firm, with no otnvuxslng and nothing to sell. The plan was to raise mushrooms which were to be sold to the company at $2 a pound. It was represented that a very small space was required, and that with the use Of a shed or cellar 111) or 816 a week could be earned. It was de clared that the mushrooms would grow and produce In an ordinary box In a sleep ing room, and that they would thrive equally well In a little soil placed In a corner of the cellar. A favorite plan was to raise them In boxes, plied one above the other. The company offered to buy all mush rooms grown, but stipulated that Its own particular variety of spawn must he used. This could be had at reasonable rates, $2 securing enough to produce 200 pounds of sprouts. On receipt of the money a small pasteboard box containing about half a pound of earth, supposed to conceal mushroom spawn, was sent to the corre spondent. During all the time this scheme was being worked the operators were called on to purchase only one shipment of mush rooms. It was learned that the business was started by a man who had had ex perience with similar frauds. His custom was to take the early profits and then sell ths business Just before the postal authori ties got on to tt. FLASHES OP FIN. "It seems entirely wrong to speak of fame as a bubble." "But It's so light Snd elusive" "Yes, but bubbles are usually achieved by blowers." Philadelphia Press. Father Where's the" BlbieV ! It Used to be In the parlor on tho center table. Mother Oh. it hasn't been kept there since the girls grew up. They didn't want the boys to know their ages. Cleveland Leader. "One er de-'troubles of dls life," said Uncle Eben, "Is dat ev'ybody 'pears to hab a large supply of good advice on hand dat don't apply to his own personal needs." Washlngton Star. Hicks He's very charitable, Isn't he?"" Wicks Who? PinoherT Hicks Yes. He says ho always remem bers the poor. Wicks Well, thst's all. It's a matter of memory. Philadelphia Ledger. 'The conversation turned upon the alder man from the Steenth ward. "What do you suppose he's worth?" asked the man with the patch over his eye. "Nobody knows," said the man with the cinnamon beard. "Sometimes you can buy him for 850, and at other times it takes 8500." Chicago Tribune. "Why," asked the Information editor, momentarily nonplussed over a query thnt had just come in, "Is money called tha 'sinews of war?" " "Because," said the exchange editor, "It would be abomlnallv elanarv and rokerlsh to speak of It as bones." Chicago Tribune. Chaucer was alttlnv In hls'sDartmenta. plavlng seven up with his valef. "Why aren't you at work?" asked n friend who dropped In. "What's tne une7" said Chaucer. "Ths United Proofreaders have boycotted me on account of my spelling." So saving, he turned a lack and went out. Milwaukee Bentlnel. asked the student. UMa .. . n 1 1 1 T 1 . .u, nnnwnvu Drimiur Durgmiin. rust ical quotations don't carry much weight iiuwnutijra, nnHl people am liueiri'"l in Is market quotations." Washington Star. "Jones, the cashier, ls In a serious finan cial difficulty." What s he doing aDout It 7 'Well, lust at present he's ulvlnr It sb- sent treatment." Buffalo Express. Ernestine Oh, I Just fell In love with the ii-w cat'-her on our nine. He's so handsome. Eva And Is h a good catcher, dear? Ernestine I should say so. He caught my eye. Chicago News. "Do vou think politics Is being elevated?" "I don't know whether nollllcs Is being elevaied or not." replied Peniitor Sorghum. "Hut voles sre celling higher every year. Washington Star. Miss Pert Who was that you Just bowed tot Miss Pnpsay (who bad once been rescued from a wsterv gravel Jlc Is a man I can nevr rep-iy. M Is mv preserver, my Mi iwih it Im the mhnuracturer of that complexion paster-Philadelphia, f ress. The boy stood on th burning deck. And sadly murmured he: "I 'spose 1 11 iret It In the neck From a court of Inquiry. Puck. THK HHST PLOWING. Youth's Companion. Calls the crow from the pine tree top When the April air is sun. . II- eul's to the farmer mushing nil team In tlio mrm yura ur.ncr win inn. 'Come up)" ho cries. "Come out and come up, iv, ihA h'nh field's rlne to till! Don't wait for word from tho dandelion. Or leave rrom tne auiiuoit. Cheeps the flycatcher: "Hi-re old earth Warms up In the April nun; And ihe first ephemera, wlnKS yet wet, From the mold crr-p, one py one. Under the fence whore the flies frequent Is the earliAHt gossamer spun. Come up from the damp of the valley lands, For here the winter's done." Whistles the hlghhole out of the grovu. Ills summoning loud and clear: "Ct llly It rod v be down your y. I; lit the hish south field hxa clioor. On the sunward side of the client nut stump 'Hie wood grubs waks and appear. Come out to your plowlng-M.ome up to your liloniriif The time for your plowing Is here." Then dips the colter and drives the share. And ths furrows fnlntlv steam. The crow drifts furtively down from the pme To foliow the clanking team The flycatcher tuinl.les; the bluhtiul daitl In the young moon's yellow Kleam. And wholesome sweet the smell of tho Sod Upturned from iu winter s dream. ' 1 u