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Txschuck, secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, eys that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the inonin or tenruary, lam, waa aa iouowb I SH, (.'!( t WM iBt.xno 4 SMMIBO 1 2it.r.( 2M,1H t itft.MUt 18 30,4iW J7 no.:70 18 ao,;tno ai,M 'Jf) HO.BTO a s7,art 22 ai,4 23 31.1NO 1 8M.NIKI I .KMMtO 10 :t,MT 11 au.nto 12 nu.isn 13 ;to.ii4o H ut.;!it U 30.250 24 :t.t;i 26 HI.'JIO ja HI.4KD 7 81.TUO IK ST.tMMI 2j 8i,t::t Total Less unsold and returned coplea . 0,19 Net total sales S87.4T2 Net average sales 20.013 OEO. B. TZSCIIUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 1st day of March, A. D. 1904. M. B. H UNGATE. (Seal) Notary Public. Colorado appears to be making a greut effort to get Into the San Domingo class. Mormon polyganilsts seem to be seek ing vindication even from the Cannon's mouth. The campaign for civic Improvement In Omaha Is on. Let every one lend a band. Spring Is here at last. If you are still In doubt about It Just consult any old almanac. The Interests of the republican party cannot be promoted by promoting a fac tional political club. L i m Omaha fans are not superstitious and still have hopes for the Omnha bnso ball team, even though the name of tin; new pitcher be "Dennis." It is just possible Bret Harte might have changed his mind about England had he lived to see the British govern ment favoring the use of "Chinese cheap labor." - . : . In sending u fleet to New Chwang China may be conferring a favor upon Russia, as the Russian mines will not have to work exclusively upon friendly ships. Peru does not appear to fear absorp tion by the United States or Its presi dent would not have trusted himself in the bands of Yankee sailors on board n Yankee ship. Great things are promised by its champions aa a result of the scavenger law decision. Property' owners who liave been paying their taxes, however, want to be shown. Having sent an otllclal adviser to the king of Slam, Harvard may put on airs for awhile, but It will never know real satisfaction until it shall have defeated Yale again at foot ball. An uncensored report of the meeting between Admiral Evans and the era peror of Germany which is to take place in the Mediterranean sea would take precedence over war news. We are glad to know that the local Bryanlte organ accepts The Bee's diagnosis of the democratic malady as correct. When the doctors agree there may be some hope for the patient " In ruling that, the statute of limita tions does not run In cases before them, members of the Interstate Commerce commission have found still another dis tinction between that body and courts of law. Russia having decided that Japan will attack at one of five points on the Man churian coast It is tip to the generals of the mikado to discover a sixth place for a fight and get there as quick as possible. While London bankers are serving notice on the British government that the London money market is in no con dltlon to absorb further loans, it is pleasing to note that United States bonds continue to command more than par even on that congested market It would be interesting to know who m paying the printing and postage bill of the anti-Mickey campaign. The work of this disinterested patriot would be more effective If be would enclose his card along with the anonymous circu lars or put his address ou the euvelope for return emergency. The Sixth district congressional con vention has already been held. First district Nebraska republicans will nomi nate their congressman today, and the Fourth district will hold Its conven tion tomorrow. Republicans of this Second district are still waltiug the pleasure of Mr. Blackburn to convene himself In commute and tell what he will tat tfcjoa d rxTBLic laud legislation. In his Inst annual message President Roosevelt directed the attention of con gress to the public land laws, which, be sall, have In their operation conflicted In many respects with wise public land policy. A Mil 1ms pnssed the senate to repeal the timber and stone act which the supporters of the measure urge would remedy some of the abuses that are complained of and which the presi dent bad in mind In calling the atten tion of congress to these laws. It is pointed out that under the law as at present speculators and lumbering syndi cates have been enabled to secure as much of the public domain as they might choose to acquire. This the senate bill would remedy and It la also claimed for It that It would save the country from deforestation. It provides that only the right to cut tim ber be hereafter sold, the title to the land to remain In the government, and that the manner of cutting shall be reg ulated by the secretary of the interior. Thus the government would be enabled to apply to what remains of the timber hinds the rules of scientific forestry, thereby preventing absolute denudation and allowing the lands to yield a con tinuous succession of crops by preserv ing the young growth. The requirement that the privilege of cutting be sold at public auction, or to the highest bidder under sealed proposals, would Insure to the government something like the real value of the timber. The mischief done under existing laws, remarks the Phil adelphia Record, could not be undone, "but there would be consolation In the assurance that herenfter the precious t-ifta of nature would not be wasted and future genorotions robbed for the sake of enriching a few of the living." Tho senate bill does not cover all that it is undoubtedly desirable should be done re garding the public land laws, but it is a step In the direction which there Is rea son to believe would have good results. THE ACIC PtSSWK RULING The ruling made last week by the com missioner of pensions, with the approval of the secretary of the interior, Is re ceiving some criticism, chiefly on the ground that It is a usurpation of au thority on the part of the executive branch of the government. There does not upbear to be any good reason for this objection to the ruling, which merely modifies a policy that has long prevailed. It is a broad and generous Interpretation of the law of 1890, de signed to do Justice to the old soldiers by reducing the age limit at which hitherto they have been entitled to receive a peuslon. It Is believed that the new ruling will meet the wishes of the union veterans In the matter of service pen sions and will be acceptable as a sub stitute for a service pension bill. The sentiment against such a measure has been strong and has been met by equally strenuous insistence in behalf of one. It Is thought that now the movement for a service pension bill will be stopped and that a question which has been vexing men of both parties in congress will be satisfactorily disposed of. The ruling will increase the annual pension account, but to what extent can not be definitely determined in advance of its .application. An official of the pen sion bureau is quoted as saying that the modification of the existing age pro vision will add about $5,000,000 to the rolls the first year and considerably more than that in the second year, but be thought that after the third or fourth year the extra disbursements on account of the ruling will begin to decrease and as the years go by the decline will be rapid. There Is really no way, how ever, of telling at present how many of the old soldiers will be benefited. Not every one who has reached the 62-year limit win apply for the $0 per month pension and in a large majority of In stances those who do will need It and who Is there will say they are not en titled to the small stipend. The average age of the survivor of the civil war Is 04 and about 40,000 die every year. This number will Increase rapidly from now on, so that the addition to the pension account from the new ruling will not be a very great sum and will decline steadily after a few years. There are not many of our people, we believe, who are disposed to find fault with the new urrangement. DKMWRATS AM) THt TRV3T8. The effort of democrats to persuade the people that when their party was In power it made every practicable effort to enforce the anti-trust law will not prove errective. xne recora aoes not sustain the claim, even with the support of Mr. Cleveland himself, who in an Interview attempts to explain why more was not done under his second administration to give effect to the Sher man act of 1890. The ex-president Is quoted in an interview as saying that he was most anxious to have something done and closely examined the law with the then attorney general, Mr. Olney, "but we were blocked by decisions of the supreme court, which, at that time, tied our hands." We think this will be very generally regarded as a very lame and unsatls factory explanation. The simple fact is that Mr. Olney regarded the antl trust law as defective and inadequate, If not unconstitutional, and he was able to persuade Mr. Cleveland, whose legs attainments are not of a very high order, to accept his view. What other influences may have operated to assist Mr. Olney in this it Is impossible to say, but it is pretty well known that Mr. Cleveland had friends connected with large corporations, while his attorney general had long been associated with them. Judge Harmon, who succeeded Mr. Olney as attorney general, simply adopted tha letter's view aa to the lm perfection and Inadequacy of the anti trust law, which had become the settled conviction of the administration. It Is not denied that there was prosecutlo under the law during (be Cleveland ad- ministration, bnt it waa conducted In a perfunctory way and there was but a single success achieved in a case brought during that administration, though It must be admitted it was important. When Mr. Cleveland was elected in 1802 a congress was chosen with blm, yet it did nothing to strengthen the anti-trust law, notwithstanding the opinion of the administration that it needed to be strengthened. Beyond in corporating in the tariff act of 1804 n provlsloq aimed at a single combination the Sugar trust the democratic con gress did nothing to check the growth of trusts or to suppress or regulate those then in existence. The leaders in that congress were unmlstaklably under trust influence and it is not to be doubted that the same was the case with the administration, or at any rate with its legal advisers. The democratic record in regard to the industrial combinations to which the anti-trust law applies is not one upon which that porty con make a fair claim to popular confidence and sup port The party has been most profuse in proclaiming opposition to trusts, but when it had the opportunity to attack them it failed to improve it. And today the trust magnates are hoping that the democracy will "nominate for president Grover Cleveland or some equally "con servative" man, confident that with such a one in the presidency they would be secure against any attempt to enforce the laws, however flagrantly they might be violated. FONTAKCLLt f ACTIOS A LISM. The Bee has been asked for advice by a number of republicans who are being Importuned to Join the "Fontanelle club" under the assurance that it is what Its bylaws profess "a club for the advance ment of the Interests of the republican party" in city, county and state. The Bee believes In the efficacy of repub lican clubs to assist party organization In carrying on campaigns and inculca ting republican principles. But The Bee does not believe in factional knifing clubs organized on the "rule or ruin" plan. A perusal of the scheme of organiza tion of the "Fontanelle club" embodied In Its bylaws will quickly disclose the fact that it is a factional club only, be lying the object it pretends to subserve. While purporting to be a wide-open club hich any republican may Join, it is In fact a close corporation in the hands of the same bushwhacking self-seekers ho have masqueraded In successive campaigns under the name of the "U. Grant club," "The Patriotic league," The General committee," etc., and whom The Bee has more lately dubbed The Gophers," because of their under ground work in the dark to undermine republican nominees not of their faction. Under the bylaws the officers of the Fontanelle club," consisting of presi dent, executive committee chairman, re cording secretary, financial secretary and treasurer, are to be chosen annually by the executive committee. The ex ecutive committee of nine members shall be chosen by the board of governors for terms of three years, one-third retiring each year. The executive committee appoints the ward or district captains and captains of affiliated precinct or ganizations. Finally the board of gov ernors Is made up of the officers of the club, the members of the executive com mittee, the ward or district captains and captains of affiliated precinct organiza tions. ' Thus the seat of power goes around In a circle and all the authority of the club not vested In the officers and executive committee is vested in the board of governors. How the original board of governors to select the first ex ecutive committee should be constituted the bylaws fall to state, the inference being that like Topsy, it simply growed." Incidentally, the executive committee, subject to the board ci governors, is to hove authority to determine the assist ants ond employes necessary to carry out the purpose of the club, to appoint the same, to define their duties and to fix their compensation in a word, to spend all the money that the treasurer may be able to collect. Inasmuch as the official roster is said to have been entirely completed by the factionalism on the inside before the general lnvita tlon to republicans to Join was issued. the privilege of membership now con Slsts of contributing a five -dollar lnltla tlon fee and quarterly dues at the rate of four dollars a year for the toard of governors and the executive committee to absorb. If five hundred or a thou sand republicans could be inveigled into this scheme the official Junta would cer talnly have a soft thing. While the avowed purpose of the "Fontanelle club" is to promote the in terests of the republican party, its se cret purpose and real mission Is to con duct a campaign to capture republican primaries in the Interest of particular candidates endorsed by the ruling au thorities. There Is nothing to prevent a faction from organizing for this purpose, if It sees fit but there is no need of an organization of this kind for the rank and file of republicans because the regu lar party organization furnishes all the machinery that Is necessary to conduct the regular campaign. The county com mlttee of Douglas county is now organ Ized on the basis of voting districts. It Is an organization in which all factions have representation according to their strength In the several voting districts, One side or the other must naturally be in the majority, but there is nothing to prevent control passing from the ma jorlty to the minority should the latter make sufficient gains to become the ma Jorlty. The regular organization can take care of all the contributions any one may make to promote the interests of the republican party in defraying the legitimate expenses of every republican eamrmlen so that republicans of a be nevolent disposition with five-dollar bill to put up for republican success will do butter, to send them direct to tha treaa- urer of tha city, county or state committees. It is intimated that tha enactment of the scavenger law with tha prospective salvage on delinquent taxes may make It unnecessary to vote the proposed bond Issue to fund outstanding Douglas county warrants. Inquiry should be made at once into this phase of the situation and if the bonds are not neces sary it will be unnecessary to hold the proposed election and the county board can still act accordingly. The World-Herald repudlatea the three democratic members of the United States supreme court who filed dissenting opinions in the merger case and denies that tbey are democrats. If they thought it worth while these Judges would doubtless reciprocate the compliment and repudiate the democ racy of the World-Herald. The consensus of public opinion is that our next school superintendent should be an experienced educator rather than a mere wire-pulling politi cian. The people of Omaha are paying out enough money for their pnblic schools to have a school system equal to the very best and they are entitled to their money's worth. Smiled and Passed It Vp. Chicago Record-Herald. Uncle Joe Cannon's boom was a Joke, and it Is to Uncle Joseph's credit that ha waa one of the first to see It Oae Rare Advantage. Denver Post. President Smith enjoys one rare advan tage that Is denied we monogamous fel lows. When one wife Is engaged In spring house cleaning he can go and camp with another until the trouble Is over. Get Busy. Atlanta Constitution. Prof. McOhee, an eminent phrenologist, says that the head of the Japanese "has a tendency to brachyecphaly In the gross types and dollchocephnly in the fine types." Ixok It up for yourself If you have a dic tionary. TIe Poor Boy's Chance. St. Louis Republic. There are Just two things necessary for advancement work and ability. The poor boy who works, who does what he can for his employer, who takes an Interest in the business, who isn't expecting $1 for every 6 cents worth of time he puts In, who does by his employer as ha would want an employer to do by him, la going to get along In this world today. He will not be one of the failures. Need of I'nlform Divorce Law. Philadelphia Press. If anything were needed to convince the nation of the need of a uniform marriage and divorce law It will be found In the testimony of the president of the Mormon church before the senate committee. He acknowledges that he has five wives and that he takes turns In living with each one of them, and that other Mormon apostlea, un two or inree exceptions, live In a similar way. It la In defiance of the law. but thoy do not care for that. Aa thia de. fiance of law is something for the state of Utah to deal with and not the United states, no punishment Is inflicted. The marriage question should be under the gen eral government. In that case this foul crime could not exist, and no church could protend to have a divine revelation In favor of polygamy. A constitutional amendment to bring about this desirable reform ought not to be difficult to obtain. rnpnnlahed Crimes. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. The punishments Inflicted upon the Klehl- neff rioters by the Russian court Involve twenty or more persons, who were un doubtedly ringleaders. All of these have been condemned to terms of Imprisonment ranging from one to twenty years. Doubt less the punishment can be criticised as unduly mild, but suppose we compare Rus- sla's treatment of Ita rioters with our treat ment of lynchers. No participant In at least six horrible atrocities the past year or two. Including several burnings at the stake, has even been arrested. Of punishment our lynchers and burners get none. Nothing ever occurred In Russia surpassing In flendtshnesa the Doddsville burning and tor ture a month ago. Even Springfield, O., Is debarred from casting stones at the Rus sians. Why cannot we punish our lynchers at least as severely as the czar's govern ment punishes the Klshlneff rioters T KING COTTON GETS A FALL. Chicago Inter Ocean: It Is well that the cotton "corner" has been broken, and it s to be hoped that the consequent ruin of personal fortunes will prove a salutary lesson to future "Napoleons of the mar kets." Chicago Chronicle: No one knows how much Sully waa worth, but it Is estimated that he lost $6,000,000 In a single day. Like all who adopt that method of making money, he went up like a rocket and came down like a stick. New York World: Cotton King Bully has followed King Letter, King Harper and all the long line of "kings In exile" who have seemed to succeed for a brief mo ment In cornering the necessaries of life, and have ended, like Curtis Jadwln In "Tha Pit," In being cornered by them. Milwaukee Sentinel: The passing of Sully Is Interesting also from the stand point of the onlooker. It ought to teach him that, while one kind of gambling Is not more productive of permanent profits than another, gambling In staples will lose his mcney for him faster than any other brand. Springfield Republican: That must have been an enlightening scene which the New Tork cotton exchange presented yesterday afternoon when the Sully failure waa an nounced and tradera. In paroxysms of despair or elation, engaged In a rough-and tumble fight. In which the clothing was torn and furniture smashed. Thus the semblance to a frontier card game waa preserved to the last In this particular oaaa of high class gambling. Chicago Record-Herald: Sully carried through lila apectacular deal In January only to reap disastrous failure In March, The Instances of men of tha Sully type "quitting the game" after a successful deal are few and far between. The gambling fever does not subside until the crash cornea that carrlea widespread ruin to many and demoralisation to a pro ductive Industry and the legitimate bust nesa Interests dependent upon It. Kansas City Star: The case Is by no means peculiar. The successful specula tor who becomes overconfident, tries to run a corner and Is pulverized In the attempt, Is familiar figure In American market history. Natural laws which are always at work eliminating the unfit rarely allow the too greedy speculator to escape. Oc caalonally a rare combination of qualities may save him, but aa a rule the man who trtsa to hold up society and pick lta pockets Is overwhelmed. He may win for a time whom the gods would destroy they first make mad but la tbe end be rarely survives, TALK AflOCT THE WAR, Pleatlasr Gesslst Bearlaa; cm the Riatu la the Orient. Captain Bdmond Morgan of Kokomo, Ind., ts a veteran of the siege of Sebesta pol, having participated In that historic conflict as a sailor In tha British navy. He Is also a veteran of the American civil war, at one time commanding the gun boat Springfield. The captain entertains a very high opinion of Russian valor on land and see. and Is confident that the "glacial giant of Asia" will win out. In an Inter view with a correspondent of the Chicago Chronicle Captain Morgan said: "Sooner or later, by arms or tfy diplomacy, Russia will get Corea." The captain la of the opinion that the Russian army will demonstrate a repe tition of the fine engineering feats displayed by General Todleben In the Crimean con flict However, he does not hesitate to express an Indifferent opinion of the Rus sian navy and Its efficiency. He said the Japanese, like the English, would have a perilous feat to perform. "Many a night we would creep past the land batteries, in a single one of which seventy-two guns were belching out shell to wipe us out of existence. These safely passed, we would slowly anil, hugging close to the tiers of sunken vessels, only to find ourselves In the waters before Fort Con srantlne? And what was Fort Oonstanllne? Three tiers of guns trained from massive masonry, the whole roofed with erth and capped with a mortar battery. The front was protected with railroad iron. In the rear of Fort Constanttne was the wasp battery ready to pour ita destructive fire Into our wooden vessel. Now a torpedo boat will travel thirty miles an hour. We spun along at eight miles. It was a perfect rain of shell when Captain Lyons was struck. Our tactics were to ascertain the range of the guns of the shore batteries, and we would sail Just within the line upon which the shell pour in a torrent, but fall short. As the enemy would learn our tac tics they would nnrrow the line and still we would sail within and nearer the forts and the sunken vessels. "I have passed the sunken Russian vessels many times. If the same line of defense were pursued at Port Arthur the Japanese should be able to pass alongside and de liver then- fire upon the land batteries. However, the question presents Itself. Is so near an approach as necessary now as then? "Don't forget that the Russians know how to deliver staggering blows even upon the sea. Remember their destruction of the Turkish flying squadron. The Rus sians at Slnope slipped down and sent It skyward, killing 4,000 men out of 5,000. I saw the fragments of the ships, men and guns piled upon the shore, snd this was patent evidence of Russian adroitness and expedition. "Russia will hold Port Arthur for a long time. Beaten on land and sea and driven out of it, It may regain It." Rice, the chief food of the Japanese, Is tho most lmportnnt crop, and In isno 205, 667,8flO bushels were produced. Rice land Is worth nearly three times other arable land, and In 1900 nearly 7.000,000 ncres were culti vated as rice fields. A great quantity of rice Is used In the manufacture of sake, and In 1900 171,061,000 gallons were produced from 27,789 establishments. Bnrley was raised In 1900 on 1,679,096 ncres, yielding 42, 691,056 bushels; rye on 1,697,850 acres, yield ing 37,176,867 bushels;' wheat on 1,147,747 acres, yielding 21,006,776 bushels. In 1900, 736,933 acres were devoted to the silk culture, and 120,702 acres to tea, which produced 62,210,100 pounds. Japan raises more cereals and other food products than she needs herself, so even should she be cut off by Russia from the rest of the world she could support her armies as well as her own Inhabitants. The climate of Manchuria may be re garded aa good. The heat of the summer quite bearable and the bright. crlsD weather throughout the long winter Is most healthy and agreeable, provided the north wind Is not blowing. In winter at midday me sun shining through an exquisitely clear atmosphere is so warm that moder ately thick clothing, with the ears cov ered, is all one requires, but in the early morning or after sunset, and above all, when a northerly wind la blowing, furs are necessity. Spring and autumn are both ahort. In the aouth plowing begins early in April and by the end of June or begin ning of July the wheat harvest la com plete. July and August are the hottest and wettest months, but in a country extend- ng through 16 degrees of latitude there are considerable variations In temnnratura throughout tha country, the rigor of the climate Increasing as the north la sd- pro ached. The ladies of the court of Japan live In a separate building, from which a covered gallery leads to the palace. Japanese eti quette Is so complicated that these women spend a seven-year apprenticeship to learn their duties. Each has her own apartment and even her own cook. The woman of present-day Japan Uvea under far more liberal lawa than her mother did. There la now a law of divorce by mu tual consent. Women lecturers are not un known. Children of both sexes are educated together in the primary schools, a tning mat norrines conservative grand mothers. There are women lawyers In To kio; and, although their entrance Into the medical profession Is frowned upon, that prejudice win give way in time. Not only have many Japanese women adopted the European costume, but some even wear trousers. PERSONAL NOTES. The Kentucky legislature haa appropri ated 120,000 for a atatue to the late William Qoebel. Once more Justice roots Itself Into tha affection of mankind. A Chicago Solomon refused to order a disobedient wife to cook her husband's meals. Denmark's kings for 888 yeara have all been named Christian or Frederick. It la the unwritten law of Denmark that Chris tlan must be aucceeded by Frederick and Frederick by Christian. Chan Mun Bbang, a prominent Chtneae realdent of San Francisco, is at the head of a movement for elevating the condition of his countrymen at home and abroad. He waa in Washington last week and called to pay hla respects to the president. The State School Book commission of Georgia recently adopted for use In the schools of that state a history of the United States written by a native Georgian, Miss L. A. Field, which la said to satisfy the sentiments of that section. It Is bound In confederate gray cloth. Tha moat condensed debate ever heard In tha House of Commons Is aald to have been one once taking place between Sir William Harcourt, recently retired from public Ufa and Lord Randolph Churchill. Irritated beyond endurance at Lord Randolph, Sir William leaned across the table to where he sat and aald: "You little ass!" "Yon d d fool!" returned Lord Randolph and that was all. The Evanaton Phlloaophy club, composed exclusively of married women, has reached a conclusion on the problem of keeping the love of husbands In good working order. It Is not a new conclusion by any means, having been exemplified on that historic occasion when Eve passed the applea to Adam, but the reasoning la in atructlve. Listen: "Animals are peace fully disposed when well fed. Man Is an aalmaX XWeXora, feed tha brute." THERE IS f.'O SUBSTITUTE POli mm Absolutely Pure IT IS A ARMY GOSSIP IN WASHINGTON. Matters of Interest Gleaned from the Array and Navy Rea-later. Captain Grote Hutcheaon, Sixth cavalry, who haa been on duty at Governor's Island, reported for duty to General Chaffee on Wednesday and has Tjeen assigned to the offl.ee of the chief -of-staff as the aid of that officer. Captain Hutcheaon was foimerly of the staff of General Chaffee and Is ad mirably qualified for the new responsibili ties Imposed upon him In Washington. The paymaster general of the army has Issued orders to the effect that check bonks of paymasters should be kept In condition for Inspection by an Inspector general, chief paymaster or other authorised In spector, at any moment. With this In view, certain instructions are published, which must be strictly observed, to secure uni form method In keeping deposit and check accounts. There are twenty vacancies In the Junior grade of the army medical department and candidates for the places will be examined beginning April 18. A second class of candi dates will be examined on May 2. There will be two boards of examination this year. One will convene In Washington and the other In 8an Francisco, where there are a number of candidates. The army hospital corps men who have been at Tale university taking part In tho nutritional experiments at that Institution will be relieved from duty on April 6. They have contributed to an Important sclentlUc Investigation and return to their military tasks wth the high commendation of the people at New Haven. Of the command, two sergeants, one corporal, nine privates and private of the first-class will go di rectly to the World's fair grounds nt St. Louis. The others will be distributed to different points In the Department of the East. The qjartermaster general of the army has approved the recommendation to de vote 15 per month to each army hand. This sum will be expended In the purchase of music and ought to furnish tho organisa tions for whose benefit the allotment Is made an appreciable quantity of new com positions. Hitherto material of this kind has been acquired by indirect and some times personal means. At many posts the band is furnished with Its sheet music through the generosity of Individuals. At other places there has been a draft upon certain funds accumulated from the savings of the enlisted force. In any event, the money did not come from tho public treas ury, as It might well have, Jfiasmuch as the army band Is a governmental Institu tion and Is entitled to decent support. The general order giving detailed Instruc tions to inspectors general and to acting inspectors general of tho army haa been delayed in Issue, owing to some minor changes which have been agreed upon In conference between General A. R. Chaffee, chief of staff, and Inspector General Bur ton. Previous instructions of tills kind were Issued aa long ago as 1S66, although two years later the then Inspector general of the army, General Schrlver. published a circular of similar Import. Since that time, of course, there have been many changes In the army In organization, equipment and administration, and officers detailed to the Inspector general's department find the army regulations somewhat meager In pre scribing their duties. It has been found that one of the first things asked by officers detailed to this Important duty Is that they be furnished with some Information which will aid them In performing the work de volving upon them. The new regulations will be quite comprehensive and specific. The War department has prepared Itself for almost any sort of legislation which may be enacted during the present session of congress In relation to the promotion of officers of civil war record. The Teller amendment Incorporated by the senate In the army appropriation bill ls a wide sweeping provision, more embracing In its effect than any other proposition of kin dred character. It permits the advance ment of all officers of civil war record with few exceptions. The latest compilation of the adjutant general's office shows that of the officers on the active list below the grade of brigadier general who had civil war service prior to April 9, IMS, exclu sive of cadet service, forty-five are colonels, twenty-eight lieutenant colonels, fourteen majors, nine captains and four chaplains Those similarly situated who had cadet service Include ten colonels, twenty-four lieutenant colonels and three majors. There are two officers on the active list who saw service In the navy, but not In the army, during the civil war. Officers of civil war Ay If you feel run down, are easily tired, if your nerves are weak and your blood is thin, then begin at once to take the good old standard family medicine Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It in vigorates, strengthens, refreshes. Ask yovr doctor all about this. He knows. Trust him eXCOaseWls, laactsta. OF HEALTH record who were retired under special act; of congress Include three captains of th' mounted class, four captains of the dls mounted class and one second lieutenant The list of retired officers below the grad of brigadier general who had civil wa service prior to April , 1RC5, exclusive o those who received an advance of grudo oi or since retirement and of those retlrei tinder special act of congress embraces in colonels, fifty-two lieutenant colonels, sov enty-elght majors, thirty- seven captains mounted; ninety-seven cuptnlns, n mounted; fifteen chaplains, ten first lieu tenants, mounted; thlrty-ono first Ileuten ants, not mounted, and six second lieu tenants. TROIBI.B AT IIOMB. Crumbs of Comfort for the Opponent of Bryanlsm. Chicago Chronicle ''Villlam "Bennett" Bryan seems to b having trouble with the democrats of Ne braska as well aa with the last wills an testaments of deceased silver enthusiast In Connecticut. When the Nebraska democratlo commit tee met the other day Mr. Bryan's follow era had orders to call the convention fo Lincoln In April. An early convention dom Inated by the peerless snd Incorniptlbl spokesman for the silver trust could no fall to strike terror to the hosts of plu tocracy everywhere, It appears that Mr. Bryan's henchme did not control. Instead of calling the con ventlnn for April It was called for Jun When the June roses are In bloom no on will care much what Mr. Bryan's retainer In Omaha and Lincoln want to do. There Is a vigorous brand of demnerae In Nebraska. Mr. Bryan mannged to sur preps It for a time ,but If It shall nppen at the St. Louts convention with regula credentials, or as a protesting and boltln delegation, it should be welcomed with opc arms, FLASHES OF FIN. "You get a free pass over the railroa don't you?" his wife asked him. "Why h'm I thought It was free whe It was first sent to tiie, was the guard1 reply of the young congressman. ChlcaiJ 1 1 lbunc. "Have you tried to do good with yoi money ;- asxea me man or man tnor; alms. 'I should say so," answered Senator Bo (hum. l started with noo and am no worth minions, if that un t doing prett good, I dot) t know what Is." WaHhlngt Star. The professor, while crossing the mud street, slipped and fell. Whereupon the woman Just behind hi! with the bundles In her arms, uttered piercing little shriek. "Thank you, madam," said the profassi picking himself up, "for drowning my has remark." Chicago Tribune, "What do you think about this schema divide the year into thirteen months twenty-eight days each?" "It's all right. Increases the number pay days, doean t K7 Cleveland Pla Dealer. "Aha!" exclaimed the villain on the stas "the plot thickens." "Hughl" grunted the disgusted Mr cookie It won't Jell."Phlludelphla Press. Ha fm . L. ...,,, I n . . a n 1 1 , n n n .'I'll I. . . "It beats all," said Uncle Eben, "ho much mo- mos' men knows 'bout ho racln' dan dey does 'bout be Bible and 1l constitution ox aa united BlatuB: v-Wasl I .... . u . fc LOVK SONNETS OP A MORMON. 1 i William F. Kirk In Milwaukee Sentinel. L My darlings, when I gaze Into your eyes And feel the pressure of your little hand My soul Is wafted to far eastern lands Back to the days of Solomon, the wise. Who had some better halves about ym; else. I see your wedding rings slight, goldc And know that if my creditors' dsmancf Become too urgent, 1 can puwn such ties. Come, precious helpmates throw your din pled arms Around my aged neck one at a time! I am bewildered by such wealth of charni And sing your praises In this spavin, rhyme. No ancient shepherd e'er had fairer flock Tell me, have any of you darned n socks? II. I wrote a pretty epigram today. Something like this, my little ones: " knives Can cut our love In two, my darlli wives." Ain't that Just swell? I Ilka It. anyway I am engaged to sixteen morn. Hoora I know shall be happy all our lives. Albeit I'm nearly broke from buylt hives And now 1 need another twelve-horse aha Call in pt names; tell me I'm all t) . woras; Oret me with klssea when I strike t) door; No Mormon wife her obligation shirks Klc me not all at onos, but three four. Here, .Number Ten, open the windows win And dust thai motto: -no jtaca nuiciue Sarsapari lla believe Avar's Saxsaparilla will cure case of rheumatism. It cured me. have seen it care many others dur ing tha past twenty-five years." G. A. DiBaum, Bloomfield, Ma. O. Arm Oe., LewsU. aUsa.