flTE OMAITA DAILY RKE: SPNDAY. MATICTT 1... 1001. IS K SPORTING GOSSIP OF THE WEEK Tl-ire ntn no end fif funny thli gs tr be ( Smith Omaha, Council Bluffs and othrr m"t Willi In thr- mnrn' of a iron'5 evory suburb, mid It Is not Improbable that by flay existent r, prvilr1 lie only ha the i Knottier sr-Herm at the nutfflde a rlub house faculty of H'InK tie funny i-Mo. To n will have len fretted at a renlrally Io nian a -ihm lTitr with II. e bowling lamp, rated point, by and for the use of the pat Its Joy and II. nnrrnwf, there Ig nothing ! rnn of the horsr)en. The temienry seems finite mi mltth provoking h to pee audi to be. nrronilng to the dealers. In favor bear the avfr.-iR" woman attempt to down I of supplanting the low horse power, two-tin- pins. Nine times out of ton he passenger marhlnes with the four and flve t irklfs them not bemuse, she wants to, J seated tnnnemis and touring ears, and sev r,ot breaiiMe she line tiie game, Hnd not I Tel exchanges of this kind are reported j, .,.,. -he ran see any good in It any- ulready made. Of course the dealers lier aiine stays and strikes won t dove- i "i!d be glnrf to note a change of this tall the best whv inn nn fix It. nut she Kind, nnfl It may ne tnai tneir in is bowl b. i-.Kise hi r husband or her brother cir somebody's No brother Is u crank and thinks she ought to like It. fio, Just to Make a good follow of herself, she makes tip he r mind to knock the varnish nil off those pins or rlsli In the iitteinpt. Be sides, she quietly assures herself. It looks easy. 80 when Johnny come marrhtng home from the office or store, she digs out that new Miirtwalsl and her new patent bather shoes and all her finest mid tlght-st-flxln's. Then she puts on a new collar a UUio IiIkIht and ehokler than her every affair and away she and Johnny go to the alleys. Anil he Is proud of her, you b. t, and would be u brute If he wasn't, because she looks Just too sweet for any Use, especially bowling. When the alley boy sees them come In mark the look of gladness o'er spread his rlassh; features, tine eye he wlnketh to himself with much of deliberation, while the other he closes In tranquil sleep; and the game Is on. "Now you take the ball this way," says Johnny, hero of many hard fought games, "put your middle finger In one hole and your thumb In the other and be careful not to twist the bull and don't lob It when you deliver It." "Oh I know," says she, while she rapidly re volves In her mind what he menus' by lob bing. Hut she takes a chance and the ball. It is dreadfully heavy, so she surrepti tiously puts two lingers In one hole and lier dainty pink thumb In tho other and Marts for the foul line wti grim deter mination written In every fetrture. Some how the expression Isn't becoming to her lind Johnny doesn't like It, but It is too late now, and he says nothing. 80 milady gets a half Nelson on the ball, takes three long steps and four short ones, a hop, skip mid Jump and swings the ball buck and lets It go. Hut It slips from her hand and goes In the wrong direction. Johnny side steps In time, while she selects another ball and proceeds to try It again. Already the rat In her hair Is sticking out at one end and' she wishes she had on her old hoc; but she doesn't let on, not a little bit. This time she gets a firmer grip on the ball and after the preliminary run that Hie has seen Johnny make so successfully, she comes to a deud stop at the foul line, lowers the ball, swings it at arm's length mid by main strength a couple of times and lets it go. Bomethlng snaps and she throws her hand to where her hip pocket ought to be and wonders If It Is safe to straighten up. Meantime the ball rumbles down tho alley, part way, and rolls leis urely off Into the gutter and the alley boy slumbers on. This operation is repeated three times with ullghtly varying results and then It Is Johnny's turn and he shoots while Bhe covertly examines the place on her thumb where the skin Is off and wishes down deep In her shirt waist that she was at home making a dolly. And so it goes for about one string. Johnny Is mad for somo Inexplicable reason and she Is Just positive that those alleys are skewed and that the balls hnve corners on them. Both, as a rule, make resolves, unbeknown to the other to let Johnny do tho bowling for the family hereufter. Indications now are that organised auto- Piobillng will be one of the fads In Omaha this summer, with those able to own machine. Already the club organized two years ago for the promotion of this ex hilarating sport Is tiestlrrlng Itself and the prospect is that the thirty-five original members of the club will be augmented more than three-fold before the weather permits of the season being officially de clared open. There are now in tho vicinity .of Mu machines owned In this city alone, while half us many more have been and will be purchased by people residing In father to the suggestion, for the man who owns a good two-seater Is considered rather lucky by the one who pays S cents apiece for his electric rides. ('. E. Wllkins is one of those who owns a t wenty-horse-pnwer touring car of the Winton make, as do it. V. Wattles and l.erny Austin. K.nil Urandels has a slxteer.-horse-power I'eerless. that Is one of the best machines In the city and Mr. Brandels Is one of the most expert chaffeurs to be found here. Luther Kountre has a carriage of the same style and make as Mr. Urandels'. Y. I Hamker's Is a Knox, eight-horsepower and very fast and smooth running for one of the lighter varieties. Other owners of high grade marhines are Dr. A. T. Hunt, O. H. Jackson, Frank Colpetzer, Randall Brown. Oeorge Patterson. A. T. Austin, W. II. Poppleton, Mrs. Sofia t,eh man, H. K. Frederickson, N. B. I'pdike, J. C. Colt, George lingers nm' others For the benefit of those who may contemplate the purchase of wheels and the Joining of the club the officers of the organisation are given herewith: President, A. I. Root, Omaha: vice president. J. T. Stewart, Council Bluffs; secretary, TJalton RMey, Omaha; treasurer, Dr. P. F. 8traub. Fort Crook; directors, A. I. Root. J. T. Stewart, D. Rlsley, P. F. Rtranb, K. W. Iamoresux. K. II. Packard. T. B. Lacey. H. H. Van Brunt, F. N. Connor; road officers, H. E. Frederlcksen, captain; A. K. Detweller, lieutenant. While various club runs nnd excursions have been planned for the summer the event of tho season In auto circles will doubtless be the coming to Omaha. In May, probably, of Barney Oldftclds. who Is tho world's champion In all varieties of auto raees. He Is well known here and will give some exhibitions of his hurricane methods of traveling. There will also he a schedule of races during the time that he Is here. A material brightening up nnd Increase in the bicycle business this spring Is ac counted for by the dealers on the ground that the good machines ure now so cheap that riders whose old ones are at all out of repair are getting new ones instead of getting the old ones fixed over. In spite of the fact that the great increase in the price of rubber In the past few months has made the price of wheels higher than it would otherwise have been, a good bi cycle Is now within the reach of almost anybody, and while riding for pleasure or the novelty of it has come to bo almost a thing of the past the bicycle Is coming more and more into use as a business proposition. It is a fact not generally known that, since the failure of the Amer ican Bicycle company, practically all the wheels of the country are now made by Albert A. Pope, who was one of the pio neers in the business and was the father of the Columbia. Few Improvements are to be found In the wheels of this season over those of two or even three years ego, except that the spring frame Is coming Into more general use. Of course the coaster brake Is expected to he on all good wheels. The old-time wheel clubs have died a natural death, and It Is doubtful if there Is a vestige of one left In Omaha. It !s currently reported among his hosts of friends that Mark Beetham of South Omaha, who, as he himself says, was born and brought up in the saddle, is to pass up the wily "bronk" this summer and get him self a wagon and an animal that can pull It along at about a thirty clip or a tittle bet ter. Since he took that famous ride of bis on a Montana farm horse that re sulted in a broken ' leg for him and a broken record for the horse, Beetham's appetite for the saddle has not been as keen as formerly. So the boys at the stock yards are keeping their eyes out 7 CONSTIPATION CURED MILKS' EMULSION This wonderful remedy has never before been advertised and has simply been sold to people who have heard of it through friends who had been :urcd of chronic disease through its use. Gives Immediate Relief and Is Positively Guaranteed to Cure the Most Obstinate Cases if Constipation, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Catarrh of tha Throat, Stomach and Alimentary Canals. 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IT GIUMHTEED iKD FOft SHE BY Jl for Beetham In 11 biiiriry and allow thst It Hill be a funny sight. Pcott llersld. Js.-i well known from his Ions; connection win the stock business, has the harness horse fever, too. and has already made a selection of a blue-blooded stepper that halls from old Kaintm-k. She has s record, so he lets on to his friends, and If Heetham doesn't have to whip np when his friend Herald heaves In sight then everybody who knows them both is very much mistaken. " Ppeaklns; of fast horse flesh. It Is more than likely that followers of the itame In this city will have a chance to lose some of their superfluous cash next labor day and the week following, for it Is reported on Rood authority that a meet Is to be held In Council UlufTs at that time that will be one of the finest. Just then the New Orleans races will be over and the Denver meet not on. The flyers will all be In this vicinity, enroute between the two places, and with the purses that It Is understood will be hiin(r up at the nitiffs. It Is more than likely thsit all the (rood ones will be In for a piece of the money. The Idea of Incorporating auto races and Reneral athletic contests In the list of attractions is vehemently dlscour BRcd by the local sportltiK fraternity. Such a combination mlRht he a (rood thins; and pay out, but If it did It would be the first time. Hut the town ought to be (rood and right for some of the legitimate hnoflnav The meeting of the Western lenguc nt Ies Moines didn't bring as much Joy to the Omaha funs as was anticipated, for Mike Sexton was prevailed upon to pull the string he had iittached to bis resigna tion, nnd consequently Randy Orlswold was not elected president. Mr. Orlswold hns the satisfaction of knowing that his candi dacy developed the fact that he Is suffi ciently strong to have landed the place If there hud been a vacancy. Mr. Sexton Is a mun of ability In base ball, and will be able to give the Western league Ills un divided attention during the coming season, 11 fact that ought to result In Its affuirs being well looked after. The schedule adopted by the magnates Includes a playing season of five months, the opening games being on Sunday. April 24. and the lust on September 25, also a Sunday. Omaha will begin at Colorado Springs, nnd close nt St. Joseph. Omnha's first home game will be with Pes Moines on May 7. nnd Its lust with. Colorado Springs on September 20, a solitary pushed In to make the count good. During the month of May, Omaha will piny nineteen games at home, during June fifteen. In July twelve. In August fourteen. and In September fifteen, a total of seventy- five games. The playing season Includes twenty-three Sundays, and of these eleven will be ecle. bra ted on the home grounds by the Rourke family, as follows: Mny 8, 15 and 22; June 12, ID and 26; July 17; August 7 and 28; 8ep tember 11 nnd IS. Abrond Omaha will play Sunday games ns follows: Colorado Springs, April 2i, June 6 and August 21; Denver, May 1 and July 10; St. Joseph, .May 29, July 31 and September 25; Pes Moines, July 24: Sioux City, July 3, August 14 and Sep tember 4. The team will observe the Fourth of July by beating Sioux City twice at the Vinton street park, nnd on Labor day will tuke a double-header from the same bunch For some reason that It Is hard at this time to figure out. It does not look as If there would be any city base ball league this season. But it Isn't on account of any lack of enthusiasm, for all the old amateur nines are retting Into gear and several r.ew ones will be formed, even If It Is a case of playing lone hand. Tho Originals, who oarrted off the honors last summer, have already organlied and will play as the I.ee-Olass-Andreesen team this year. Several of the men are employes of thut concern and their warehouse will be Its headquarters. J. Hogan ha been selected to captain the Regents and Billy Robin will engineer the fortunes of the South Side Sluggers, otherwise known as the Reserves. The Nationals are also In line again, but will not have the guiding hand of Andy Nelson this year, he having other fish to fry. The Ferndales will occupy their old grounds at the north end and be captained by Walter Howe The Victors, with Eddie Hlnton for pitcher and captain, expect to make things go some, and the Armour team of South Omuha also promises to be In the front rank of locals. Frank Harrison will man age the Delts team, which Is one of the new north end organizations. One or two strong amateur nines will be or have been organised at the Bluffs, so that with the Ideals, who led the Tri-Clty league, and the Crescents, there will be no lack of en tertainment the coming summer, even If 1 local league isn't organized and besides the Imys may change their minds before A schedule Is made up. Too much good duck hunting near home Is responsible for the lack of Omaha at tendance at the Seneca, Kan., Gun club's shoot last week. When It was told nnd snowy n month ago a dozen of the local gunners were almost sure they were going, but as the cold went and the ducks came they forgot all about it until at the liut Billy Townsend was tho only man who had not lost his appetite. If he had realized Jiir.t what he was tip against In the matter of getting there It Is doubtful If they would have seen his smiling countenance, for it takes a full night mid day on the road to it- coinplis.lt the trijj. Hut having got there he got a look In at some of the prize money, although none of the firsts caine his way, Neither did any first prizes get winged by any of the Nebraska contingent, though I K. Reed of Ohlowa, scored tho hlghes average In the target -shoot. As a mutter of fact, without the slightest disposition to knock, the Seneca meet wns not in th same tier of berths with the one held here lust month. Oeorge Nicholson, W. K. fun di IT, George Smith and A. 8. Rogers are at Falrinount after fun and ducks Hnd Kd G. orge, Sandy Orlswold and F. 11. Wleilch are at Clarks with the some object In view. The birds are plenty and fat at both places and the stay-at-home friends of both par ties are getting their mouths all ready for something to happen when the cruel on slaught la over and the shooters return home. WORKS WITH AND FOR POUR Mark Guy Pears a Practical Philanthropist When at Home. HIS FIELD IN WEST END OF LONDON Hotels Amid Palaces nnd Paupers Anions: Princes Attract the K.rTorts and Sympathy of Tills lla nanltarlnn Worker. Drug Department I AMEALTTO FAMILY Of the many men who have t.ikcn as heir life work the alleviation of the mis eries of the poor in Iondmi, lew have done he work belter or endeared themselves to the people as has Mark Guy l'eaise. author, artist and preacher, who has been lecturing in Omaha during the last week. In company with Hugh l'tlce Hughes he started the settlement work In the west end of London. There was perhaps no spot In London better suited for settlement work than the west end, generally sup posed to be exclusive to aristocracy and wealth. Here are to be found the residen ces of royalty, the fashionable clubs and the playgrounds of Vanity Fair. But around these beautiful edifices ure a clus ter of miserable hovels and sweat shops and the ever present low class saloons. And In sharp contrast to the dwellers of Mayfair, "the ladles and gentlemen of the world," are the shrunken, hollow chested rpeclmens of humanity which are not pos sible In any other city but London. A life of never ending toil nnd misery, of Impure air and lack; of food for genera tions past and a life steeped In every pos sible crime, have produced the result, and the result Is more brute than man. It was to these classes that Mr. Pearse went. To try and bring enjoyment Into the lives or men and women who wanted no better enjoyment than a continual state of drunkenness. It was a stupendous task, but he accomplished It. He went to them with a Christianity that carried along with It a holiday In the country; he taught the gospel that Included a free gymnasium; he showed them the life of the Christ, but also started a free library. In all his work he has been aided by Mrs. Pearse. With all this work on his shoulders he had still time to write. His books, like the man. are for the poor and simple hearted. Tales of the toller, quaint folk lore of the fisher folk of his native country, Cornwall. and songs of the fields and flowers that are so dear to him. Apart from this class of work he has written theological treatises which notable -divines all over the world have recognized as masterpieces. In his tales and books of poems the drawings are done by him. Nothing describes Mr. Pearse better than one of his poems, entitled "A Portrait," taken from his "West Country Songs." So he stood, a man among us; He the fearless, he the frlendlv: He whose genius was In service: More than king because a brother. More than conquerer In his love. So be stood: a man among us. Solid, settled, made of granite. Yet aglow with summer sunshine. His the beauty and the sweetness Of a gentleness unfailing. Trusty, tender, deep within him A great lovo whose Jov was service. Love that was a strength and refuge. 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When the body is fed upon weak, sickly blood the system laneuishes, trrowth is stunted, disease enters without hindrance, aud the simplest maladies are apt to develop into serious sickness. In so many ways does the blood become contaminated that the fewest number succeed in keep ing this life-giving, health-sustaining fluid in a pure and natural state. Wc inherit the discasc ainted blood of ancestors, parents transmit to their children such impoverished and weak blood .hat their lives are a continuous battle againt disease, and from earliest infancy are harassed 'y sores aud the most dreadful skin eruptions, Neurit. Ohio, MayS3,'ioo3. ind heirs to some old family disease. No one some ten yer (?o I used your 8. s. s. with the most has a right to throw upon the shoulders of pos- rSffJn?Z - OlOU V 111' lc- avvwv, ...s.w-.--w- J - . r renty a disease tuat mignt nave Deen curea, or illow the blood to remain impure without an effort to restore it to health. 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