THE OMAHA DAILY DEE: SATURDAY, JANUARY 23. 1904. The Omaiia Daily Bee. I " Et robewater. editor. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNINO. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Dally llee (without Sunday). One Yesr..M0 Lslly 1W Hnd Sunday, (mi Year Illustrated Be-, One Tear I Similar Hee, One Yenr -W Saturday Ue, One Year T W Twentieth Century Farmer, One Year.. 1X0 DELIVERED UT CARRIER. Fatty pea 4 without Sunday), per copy.. Jc lmily Ree (without Sunday), per wek..,12o Dally He (including Sunday), per week.lji' Sunday Bee, per copy ... Evening Bee (without Sunday), per week bo Evening1 Bca (including Sunday), per week 10c Complaint of Irregularity In delivery hould b addressed to City Circulation De partment. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha City Hall Building, Twen- cy-nrtn ana M streets. Council Bhiff.-lu pearl Street. (niraa-o 140 rnltv Building. New York J3 Park Row Building. s Washington 601 Fourteenth Street CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter ahould be sddressed; Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order Sayable to The Bee Vubllshlhg Company, 'nly l-rent stamps received In payment of mall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eaatern exchanges, not accepted. TUB BEB PUBLISHING COMPAKT. . STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btste of Nebraska, Douglas County, .! George B. Txachuck, secretary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, aya that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Morning. Evening and Sunday Be printed during the month of December, 1903, waa aa fol low: l.v. Reno n o,nso ao.soo u soto 1 80.070 19 81,030 1 80,068 M BT.020 I ao.8oo : n sijtro 80,010 12 80,T70 1 .80,840 n 80,930 t ao.eeo u 8ioo 81,110 25 8i,noo 10 (.....80,330 M HljUH) II. .. 30,400 tl 80,800 U 80,400 28 ...8O.T80 1 ST.OIO 2 SO.BrtO 14 .80,890 8) 83,010 IS SO.TOO II 88,400 II 81.1WO Total U4TJIBS Lees unsold and returned copies.... 10,481 Net total sale 0.10,934 Net average ealee 80,220 GEORGE B. TZSCHL'CK. Subscribed in my presence and aworn to before me this Slat day of December. A. D. Ww. , M. B. HL'NOATK, (Seal.) Notary Public Nebraska soil neods snow to pat It tn' condition for spring plowing and plant ing. So let the snow come. Aa a Board of Equalization the coun cil aeema to believe In the policy of con traction rather than expansion. ; Wa are again face to face with the Iniquitous railroad assessment. Where Is the Omaha Beal Estate exchange? As between the Bryan and the Cleve land wings of the democratic party Henry Watterson takes to the middle of the road. ' ; General Miles may gain some valua ble Information Just at the present time 'by reading the life of the late General .Wlnfleld Scott Hancock. - The size of the United States 4s never so strongly Impressed upon one as when reading of cyclones in the south while New Tork harbor is frozen oyer. ; ! There is no immediate danger of the withdrawal of pass privileges for the members of the city council If they dare to multiply that railroad assessment by five, ; Colonel Bryan persists in refusing to vexpresa a preference among aspirants for democratic presidential favors. Mr. Bryan evidently prefers to exercise a eto power. The work of the railroad pluggers about the republican state committee would Indicate that politically speaking the railroads In Nebraska were getting closer together. The Elkhorn got the national commit teeman for this state four yeara ago as Its slice of the pie. It's only fair that the other railroad should have it this time tinder the rule of rotation. If the contest over the district court clerkship election results In unseating the incumbent and seating the contest ant It will be the first successful contest recorded In this vicinity In recent years. Senator Tillman declares that he wants a canal at Panama "If we don't have to steal It" This is the same Till man that wanted the negro' vote sup pressed "If we have to use pitchforks to do it" Nebraska baa ninety counties and if very other county has a favorite son, the tally sheet of the vote for United States senator In the republican state convention will look like a shower of bouquets out of a great big greenhouse. The World-Herald wants to be very facetious about Omaha's coming Nasby at the expense of The Bee. As a matter of fact The Bee has not had a political friend in the office of the postmaster for twenty years, but it has managed some bow to survive. t3 Floor Leader Williams of the demo cratic minority In congress will have a bard time convincing Agulnaldo and the Colombians that the policy of the repub lican party baa become one of negation. What la Mr. Williams' Idea of a positive policy, anyway T The United States is beginning to re alise that laws enacted for the govern ment of a homogeneous country will not always apply to all parts of the world. Our shipping laws, as extended to the Philippines, are Just now forcibly Im pressing this fact upon the legislators. If the plans of Superintendent Fowler are carried out Nebraska will probably have the largest school district In the United States.' lie wants to organise one In Hooker county covering 600 square miles, Walt for the fight over tbe location of the school bouse la such ' tVH A UKhCAKTlLK MARIS. , The? National Board of Trade, as the representative body of the business In terests of the country, adopted a resolu tion In favor of the building up of . a mercantile merchant marine for the carrying of American- exports. It was the unqualified opinion of that organiza tion that the true policy of the United States Is to have a merchant marine in the ocean-carrying trade that la abso lutely American In every -respect. It follows the McKtnley proposition that such a marine should be composed of ships built In our own ship yards, owned by our own people, manned by Amer ican officers and sailors under the Amer ican flag. It la distinctly an Americr.n Idea and we believe has the endorsement of everyone who has a proper conception of what this nation, as a great and growing commercial power, should do to still further advance Itself in this di rection. We have developed our Indus trial strength beyond that of every other nation. In our manufacturing production we lead the world, all things considered. In agricultural production we have no rival and are not likely to have for generations to come, If ever. These conditions give the United States a power In the world that is almost un limited, and yet this power may be cir cumscribed by the lack of adequate transportation facilities or of those means of transportation that are essen tial to enable our merchants and manu facturers to get their products as soon as possible to foreign countries. An Intelligent consideration of these points, very commonplace in themselves. must show to everyone the importance of the question of building up a mer cantile marine for the ocean-carrying trade. This is needed not only In the Interest of our commercial expansion, but also In order to keep to ourselves the vast sum which is annually ex pended by our producers in payment of freights to foreign ship owners and which ought to be used at home in the promotion of our own ship building In terests and to the benefit of American labor. .... . . This question , 'has been' before the country for many years and there does not appear to be at present much prom ise 6f lta settlement, but there Is good reason to believe that ultimately the American people will realize the neces sity of building up a merchant marine and will unite upon a policy for Its at tainment RATIFY THS TREaTT. There is no good reason why there should be any delay in .ratifying the Panama treaty, since there is no ques tion that in time this will be done, and delay can only operate to encourage Colombia and the French opposition to the convention to action that may In crease the difficulties and embarrass ments of the ' situation. As noted in yesterday's news n member of the French chambers, takljig his ;ue from the resolution Introduced in the United States senate by Mr.-Morgan, made a proposition that Colombia should resist the action of this government, even to the extent of making war upon the t'nited States. It does not appear that thjs Irate Frenchman, who poHsibly has a pecuniary interest In the matter, Is supported by any considerable number of bis colleagues, but It Is quite con ceivable that the courso being pur sued by a number of democratic sen ators may have the effect of stirring up a feeling in France antagonistic to the arrangement which this country has entered Into with Panama which will embarrass the situation and create a complication that may prove more or less troublesome. There is perhaps no serious danger that the advice of the French sym pathizers with Colombia that that re public " shall declare war against the United States will be followed, and yet It Is manifestly not wise to regard such counsel as wholly Idle and Inconsequen tial In the present temper of the Colombians It Is easy to understand that almost any encouragement would have the effect to Induce them to go to war for what they conceive to be their na tional honor, and from no sodrce would such encouragement be so potent as from France, In spite of the fact that that country has recognized the Inde pendence of the Republic of Fanama. The simple way to forestall any hos tile action is for the senate of the United States to ratify the treaty with Panama and thus place our government In sn unquestionable position to deend au2 maintain the rights secured by that treaty. Delay in doing this offers an encouragement to Colombia and to all who are in sympathy with the attitude of that country. It is most unfortunate that there are . In the American senate men who are willing to play into the hands of the enemies of the country In this matter and who do not hesitate to use every privilege 'they have In the effort to defeat a project which Is ap proved by .an overwhelming majority of the American people and which even the obstructionists admit Is of great Im portance to the interests and the welfare of the country. Last year the railroad property within the city of Omaha, exclusive of head, quarters 'buildings arid machine shops, waa assessed on a par value basis at over 128,000,000 by the city Board of Review and that assessment was ratified by the city council. This year the same railroad property, assessed on the mile age basis fixed by the State Board of Equalisation and multiplied by five, is to be assessed for ItWl.MO, while the street railway system within the city of Omaha is assessed for city taxation on a valuation of $5,000,000. But the rail road tax agents will protest. The power of the courts has been In voked by Ernest Stuht to prevent the mayor and council from entering into a contract for lighting the suburbs with Welsbacb gasoline lamps, - While Mr. Stuht't Interest la suburban lamp light ing Is not precisely visible, the hand be hind the screen that drew up the appeal for the Injunction happens as It were to be attached to the arm of an attorney and heavy stockholder of the electric lighting company. - ifrx.riPi.iCD at nr.. Citations have been issued by the council sitting as a board of equaliza tion, respectfully Inviting the tax agents and attorneys of the railroads that con verge within the city limits of Omaha to appear In the council chamber to show cause why the railroad assessment which -was fixed by the . Board of Re view at $132,310, exclusive of the Belt Line, as based upon the assessment of the State Board of Equalization, should not be multiplied by five. This action, we are told, is taken upon the theory that . the state board fixes the assess ment of railroads at one-fifth of their actual value, wbereaa taxable property In the city of Omaha is assessed for mu nicipal purposes at Its full value and, therefore, a multiplication by five of the amount at Which railroad terminals, depots and depot grounds In Omaha have been assessed by the state board would be equitable and Just No one who has given the subject the slightest thought will be able to con ceive anything more rank than the $132,310 assessment multiplied by five, which on a 12-mlll assessment would yield a tax of $7,938 for the year 1004. The most conservative estimate places the true value of the depot grounds. depots, right-of-way and terminal track age of the railroads within the city lim its anywhere from $20,000,000 to $23,- 000,000. Just think of it $20,000,000 or $25,000,000. worth of railroad property assessed for $001,650, while an equal amount of property belonging to private citizens and private corporations would be assessed at Its full value, or at the very utmost 10 to 15 per cent below Its actnal value. While every foot Of ground within the city of Omaha and every building is assessed for anywhere from 85 to 100 per cent of Its actual value, the property of the railroads assessed on the basis adopted by the state board and multi plied by five would only pay taxes on 2 per cent of its actual value. If the railroad tax agents and attorneys have the impudence to object to the assess ment of the railroad property within the city of Omaha at 2V4 per cent of its ac tual value while other property is beiug taxed on from 85 to 100 per cent on Its actual value, they will only emphasize the iniquity perpetrated on the taxpay ers of Nebraska in general, and the tax payers of Omaha In particular, In the assessment and taxation of railroads. Commissioner of Indian Affairs Jones thinks that Irregularities on Indian reservations are the result of the agency system and favors superintendents in place of agents. The commissioner will discover in the course of time that sys t Q)iis do not prod ace -honest, men, ..and that any reasonable system b'onestly ad-J ministered la better than bis system of recommisslonlng dishonest agents as superintendents, " , The National Board of Trade hat promulgated its Opinions In a lengthy set of resolutions covering about every thing in sight on the legislative counter. A. lot of mutual admiration societies with high sounding names have a habit of telling congress what they want done, but a search even with a microscope usually falls to disclose their constitu encies. The tax levy for 1904 is computed to aggregate $1,100,000, of which lees than $8,000 will be levied upon the railroads that converge in Omaha for their df pots, depot grounds, terminals, right-of-way, rolling stock and property of every de scription, except headquarters buildings and machine shops, and exclusive of the Belt Line. Nebraska'. representatives at Wash ington have to keep on explaining that the late date for Nebraska's republican convention is no evidence of hostility to Roosevelt It would have been far bet ter to have had an early convention and to have made all explanations unneces sary. ( Some Texas democrats are inclined to lnPt upon endorsing President Roose velt's Panama policy since Senator Bailey said he would feijign before vot ing for the treaty. The average demo cratic statesman in Texas would vote for anything rather tl;aa resign. Getting Seat to the Point. Haiti more American. If Colombia attacks Colon the United States will bring matters to a full atop. There will be no errors in this style of punctuation. Bwamaed the Groaad Floor. Philadelphia Record. The United Statea Shipbuilding company after some unnecessary delays haa gone Into bankruptcy. But not many poor men are likely to Buffer by the fall. This is a bankruptcy of millionaires. Troable (or the Peerless. Chicago Record-Herald. The republicans will have to make their fight on a Chicago platform during the next campaign. It will be rather startling to hear Mr. Bryan denouncing the Chicago platform as a thing of evil, won't ItT Saaaldoas t'oolaesa. Plttsourg Dispatch. Congress does not manifest much enthu slaara over the proposition to extend tba period before the statute of limitations In terposes for federal officeholders to six years Instead of three, aa at present. There are suaplcions that an element In congress would prefer to have the statute of limita tions begin to run the day a fur the act was committed. The Katseajamaser Kid. . Springfield Republican. , Nowne ca be surprised In bearing about an "oldtlme democrat's" dlugust when he visited Washington laat week and discov ered that the liearat candidacy had become formidable enough to worry many of the leaders of the democratic party. Ills chagrin waa profound. The mere fact, ha said, that such a thing could be possible made him want to leave the party, never to return. It made Mm Kick In going the rounds of the hotels to hear no one talking about Richard Olney or Oeorge dray, while every one seemed to1 be discussing the "yellow peril" embodied both Journsllstlo Ically and politically in William R. Heart. It is enough" to make a sensible democrat Ick very sick. Shifting the ftardea. Baltimore American. It appears from evidence adduced lit the graft trials that one of the chlefest rources of evil In the poatofMce system was a ten dency on the psrt of official to make their positions too much of a sinecure and de pend on the cletks for the performance of many duties that ahould have devolved upon the chiefs themselves. Rut fur Weary Trala Mea. Chicago Post. It would be difficult to fancy a more de sirable Innovation for the benefit and com fort of railway men than the rnathouaos which the Burlington Is establishing. To the engineers and firemen away from home and awAitlng their runs these well-equipped clubs must be a boon of no small value. They are a gift from the management to the men. free In every particular, and they give rest and recreation Just where, for the benefit of the company and the safety of Us travelers, they are most needed. ' James K. Joaes Ills Spiel. 8prlngfleld Republican. "All democratic cltliens of the United States who can unite with us in the effort for a pure and economical constitutional government are cordially Invited to Join us In sending delegates to the convention." That is the gist of the call for the national convention of his party which James K. Jones has signed and issued. It Is enough, and it Is inclusive. In It Is no Intolerance and no proscription. It cites essentials and stops. Here Is good sense and the meat of the hope of harmony. All democrats ought to be pleased with such a start, and most of them will be. Hot Time la the Old Town. Roewell Field In Chicago Post. Chicago has lost the democratic conven tion, but we have not heard that anybody In Chicago is weeping over the bereave ment. St. Louis carried the day, and St. Louis deserved It Our gallant comrades, according to all signs and wonders, are getting ready for a hot time, and St. Louis along about July 6 is the place to give It. Fort Tuma is a trifle warmer than St. Louis in the general average, but geo graphically Fort .Tuma Is out of the ques tion, and St. Louis la a felicitous compro mise. We gather from the dispatches that one of the objections to Chicago waa the fear that that brilliant young statesman, Journalist and millionaire, William Ran dolph Hearst, would pack the galleries with employes, newsboys, Ella Wheeler Wilcox and Anna Morgan and sweep the convention off its feet, and this fear is not entirely removed when We learn further that already the Intrepid young candidate la shipping barrels of red Ink and fonts of four-Inch type to the convention city. For It Is written: Where'er democracy erects a house of prayer. Ileum and his boom endow a paper there. , VALVE OF IMMIGRATION. Correcting Errors Without Changing Traditional Policy of Coaatry. Baltimore American. In overhauling the immigration laws care should be exercised o correct those clauses which experience has taught to be errors, rather than to change the traditional policy of the country.,' There Is nothing to con firm the hypothfkfi that Immigration Is either a danger or an injury. So far as ex perience goes. It has always been a benefit, and statistics corroborate this view. The vast majority of those who come to Amer ica to better their condition are Industrious and energetic or enterprising. It must occur to everyone that if this were not so they would not come. They leave their own country not because they are obliged to not even the poorest are compelled to leave but because they see In this new and wonderfully' prosperous land opportunities which do not exist in Europe. When they seise their opportu nities and work their way up, these people work others up with them, and they give value and importance to that which with out their efforts might have remained valueless. This does not apply to the wealthy immigrant only, but to all who combine with industry and frugality the gift of quick perception. The amount which Immigration has con tributed to the wealth and greatness of this country cannot be calculated. The country without It might have been prosperous, but It would not be today the mightiest power on the globe. The assumption that Immigration has changed the spirit, it not the character, of our Institutions is ri diculous. There has been no change ex cept that occurring naturally and almost inevitably with development- and time. For a century now Immigrants and their descendants have been in all places of mark In politics and industrial pursuits. They have not only fulfilled their obliga tions with profit' to the community, but they have, with remarkable uniformity, been among the most conservative of American cltliens. LOOKS LIKES A SEHIOI S RISK. Mlxlaac Edaralioa and Politics la St. Loala. Chicago Inter Pcean. The convention of the National Educa tional association occurs In St Louis simultaneously with the democratic na tional convention, and the executive offi cers of the former, whose headquarters are In Boston, positively refuse to surrender any of their rights to the latter. Their rights consist of choice rooms In the best hotels and other accommodations which are naturally sought by the simple followers of Thomas Jefferson.., The sug gestion has been made by the party man agers that the National Educational asso ciation hold Its convention earlier or later this year, so as to give the democratic na tional convention full play during the first week In July, but. President Prltchett of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, speaking for the national educators, says: "I do not know of anything that would do the .democratic national convention more good than to have the National Educa tional association meet In St. Louis while the democrats will be wltbln the sphere of such healthful Influence." It Is probably true that the democratic national convention would be greatly up lifted by this association, and yet there la another side to the question: Will the good influence which the National Educa tional convention may exercise over the democratic national convention compensate In the long run for the evil influence which the democratlo national convention Is likely to exercise over the National Educa tional convention? ' It is Impossible to speak definitely upon this point at present We shall not be able to determine the consequences of the con tact. Indeed, for some time after the con ventions shall hare met and adjourned, but. In the meantime, the country at large will be greatly alarmed lest the democratic national convention gets the better of the National Educational convention. AH the chances will be in favor of the former, for the reason that In St. Louis there are few, if any, local forces that make for good, such as we have tn Chicago, to .neutralise the Influence that make for bad. OTiicm I, a 5ns Tins orns. A strike which has more significance than Is apparent upon the surface Is that of the 7,000 textile workers at Crlmmlt schau. In Saxony, which has been In prog ress for six months. It originated in the refusal vof the employers to grant a ten hour day Instead of the present eleven hour day. They contended that In actual practice the working day waa In reality only ten and a half, ,or, at most, ten and three-quarters hours, and that any further reduction would Impair the efficiency of the Crlmmltschau Industry In competition. There have been several attempts at me diation, notably by Prof. Bnnmerts, who proposed a working day of ten and a half hours, to be still further redueed as cir cumstances permitted. The men, however, declined to entertain this propo.al unless their competitors adopted a similar system. The employers declare that the question of hours Is an entirely cubordlnnte one, and that they are really defending themselves against the terrorism of the social democ racy. It Is admitted by the leaders of the strike, and the socialist Jouraais, that they regard the struggle as a pitched battle be tween labor and capital, but It also seems certain that the repressive measures of tho Saxon authorities have helped to embitter the struggle. The prohibition of All publlo Christmas festivities In order to prevent demonstrations aroused deep resentment among the strikers. The latter are receiv ing substantial contributions from socialist sympathisers. M The British authorities are quite liberal to the people of Ireland respecting the granting of licenses to sell Intoxicating liquors. The latest official statistics show that there are 2S.O00 licensed houses to sup ply a population of about 4,300,000, or one liquor shop for about every 170 inhabitants. Including the women and children, and nearly two liquor shops for every police man. The licenses are granted for specific premises, to which they become attached, and then are recognised as a salable right vested In the licensee. Formerly, a little over half a century ago, when the Irish population was fully double what It Is now, only 10,000 liquor shops were licensed. Now they abound not only In the cities and towns, but In the smallest villages, and they are to be found along the most un frequented country roads. It Is alleged that Intemperance is Increasing, which Is hardly to be wondered at, and that nine-tenths of the crime among the people is the direct result of the immoderate use of Intoxicat ing liqUbft The statistics show that the enormous amount of $65,000,000 was spent In Ireland during the last fiscal year for wines, spirits and malt liquors, an amount equivalent to one-third of the total agri cultural produce of the country during the same period. , The new licensing act In England, which was expected to work such wonders, after a year's trial has proved only partly suc cessful. It has beerrbeneflclal, however. In several ways, among others In the extinc tion of a number of drinking dens, which came under the denomination of clubs. Thers has been a substantial Improvement also, in the condition of children afflicted with drunken parents, but the much vaunted "blacklist" scheme, .of which so much was expected; was an almost total failure and has been practically abandoned, at all events in the great cities, where It was most needed. The photographs of habitual drunkards were distributed by the pillte among the saloon keepers, who wars forbidden, under heavy penalties, to serve the originals with drink. At first the plan worked well, but before long tne photographs accumulated to such an n i.ni Hot It was evident no bartender could be expected to remember them Individu ally." Moreover, the ' old topers easuy uiiil ih law fiv changing their haunts. and not a few of ;hem defied the photo graphs by shaving tneir Dearas wnen mcjr had any, or wearing somebody else's hair If they bad none of their. own. The de ni.inn nf tha Hlrh court that no one could be blacklisted without a preliminary hear ing In court has also proved a severe blow to the system. nmin anuthwest Africa, where ' there are now two native Insurrections going on at widely separated points, is a domain greater In extent than the Transvaal and the Orange River colony put together much larger, in fact, than the German mnira Yet In It all. at last accounts. there were but V567 Germans besides the military force, and all the German oona m Mt1nra'had been lured Into the coun try by advance loans from the government of 4.000 marks each, rxeverineiees, mere Is the promise In the region of a substan tial colonial development eventually. The natives have been troublesome ever since Germany took the country, a rising of h,... anma Herero blacks who are now In revolt having been suppressed In 1898 at considerable cost of blood ana treasure. .1 The German income tax statistics for the year 1903 show that the highest income re turned by a single individual resident of Berlin amounted to over 2,960,000 marks (1740,000). The next highest Income waa over 1615.000 marks ($063,760). The taxes paid on these Incomes amounted respec tively to 118.400 marks (1,600) ana 104,gw marks (!26,150). In Berlin the municipal taxes, which throughout Prussia are as sessed on income In accordance with local necessities, amount to exactly 100 per cent of the Income tax. The two high Incomes which have already been given are the only Incomes in Berlin exceeding Z.000,000 marks ($500,000) a year, but there were thir teen taxpayers who returned Incomes rang ing between 1.000,000 and 1,000,000 marks. There were thirty-three whose incomes ranged between 600.000 and 1.000,000 marks, and 621 who had Incomes between 100,000 and 600,000 marks. ' The number of persona taxed upon Incomes above 1,000 marks was 63,899, and 378,484 taxpayers had Incomes below 1,000 marks. Owing to the enormous transport difficul ties the progress of the British expedition In Thibet is slow. Nevertheless, It has now reached unexplored country which no living European has traveled over, and is en camped In an ancient stone fortress' at Tanu. The obstacles with which the force of Colonel Younghusband fs meeting ex plains the Isolation of the Thibetans from the great world whose advance guard Is now Invading their hitherto hermetically sealed country. Bounded on the north and northwest by a continuous belt of desert from 600 to 1.000 miles wide, and on the southwest and south by well-nigh Impas sable mountains, Thibet has been thus far protected in its seclusion. But for these formidable natural barriers, the great lama and Lhassa, his capital, would have long ceased to be Invested with their air of mystery. Show Dew a er Shat l'a.. ' Cincinnati Enquirer '(dem.) It Is the opinion of the Philadelphia Record that "nothing but the proverbial tendency of the democrats to throw away their victory at decisive crises by some co lossal blunder can save the republican party from the defeat that awaits it with president Roosevelt for its candidate and Fanamalam for Its platform." Would the Record kindly give a few speclflcatlonsf Who would be the "colossal blunder" for the democrats, to nomlnatet Several dis tinguished men have been In that classifi cation lately. Who Is the man who; ran beat "Teddy V And bow are the demo crats to conceal their plans and "rope" the republicans Into nominating "Teddy f CEOKBE FRAS1IS THAI. Chicago Chronicle; Taken all In all, he waa one of the most striking figures Jn American life In the second half of tho last rentury. lie made the narrowest rscnpe ever recorded from being a great man. Though T4 when he died, he Fept his men ial alertness to the last and along with It the freakish Individuality that alwnya hnm pered and deranged his mental movement. Indianapolis News: The story of his Ufa Is like that of none other In history, per haps. The things he projected (m.tny of which have since come to pass) were more remarkable than the things he did. but the latter were remarkable enough Since he foreswore intercourse with man some years ago he has been silent sometimes literally. For years ho lived at the Mills hotel In N,ew Tork. Indlapolls Journal: With "Citizen" George Francla Train -dlea one of th most extraordinary personalities of modern times. After a life of ceaseless, nervous activities Ifi strangely diverse lines, having inaen prominent part In critical points of the history of his own country and of France, this traveler, writer, lecturer snd financier dies, "constructively" insane and undoubtedly arrived at the limit of . eccen tricity. His connection with the Credit Moblllet, his record-making trips around the world, the fact that he was the prime mover In the founding of the Paris Com mune of 1871 any one of them and other Incidents In his eventful life would suffice to make him an Interesting character. Perhaps he would have been one of the greatest men of his age had there not been "a screw loose somewhere." Detroit Free Press: If ever the great creative powar made two men In one, George Francis Train could be relied upon as conclusive evidence of the fact. He could soar from the depths of silliness to lofty hlghts of thought and action. He COUld Write With Crofonnd vlnrinm nnnn economic problems and knock It over like a row or blocks with foolish dicta or absard theories. He told of his actual achieve ments and then weakened unnrerUtlnn tw claiming a psychic force which enabled nin to overcome ail obstacles. He Juggled with millions, yet advocated tha ilmnint living. He built hotels and put noses on Domes, ran ror president and Improved carriage steps, confused sreat men In noun. ell and would put aside all else to chatter with little children. He was a giant and a dwarf, a wise man and a fool, and In the world of crankdom there was no other crank worthy to touch the hem of his gar ment. POLITICAL DRIFT. The democrat who falls to give one of "He's-all-rlght" yells when Bryan speaks Is ripe for the padded cell. President Baer of the Hard Coal trust "throws a fit" when anyone mentions the name of Theodore Roosevelt In his hearing. Indiana's state debt has been reduced to $1,600,000. When the democrats were In the saddle In IS94 the debt amounted to $7,400, 000. Beginning with 1777 there have been seventy-seven speakers of the assembly of the state of New Tork, thirty-seven gov ernors and forty lieutenant governors. Governor Jeff Davis and Justice Carroll D. Wood of the supreme court of Arkansas presented a spectacle In a police court, charged wjth assault They -were fined $10 and costs each. The column of republican pluralities tn Ohio, which has escaped a break since 1SS9, stands as follows: In 1890, 10.970: 1891, 21,611; 1892, 1,072; 1893, 80.995; 1894, 137.037; 1895, 92. 622; 1896, 61,649; 1897, 28,165; 189S. 61.139; 1899, 49.CC3; 1900. 69,036; 1901, 67,607; 1902, 90,466, and 1903, 113,812. The,, democratlo state committee ,of In-. dlana bas endorsed Thomas Taggart for chairman of the democratic national com mittee. . Taggart will be 48 on November 17. He has been mayor of Indianapolis, auditor of Marlon county and ohalrman of the democratlo state committee, and has a noble bank account The democratic candidate for secretary of state for Massachusetts last November was a confederate soldier. He lived In Vir ginia when the civil war broke out, fought four years for the stars and bars, then moved to Springfield, Mass., and has be come a prosperous business man. He was beaten along with the entire democratlo state ticket. ' The legislature of Virginia, which ad journed sine die on the 12th Inst, began Its sessions In December, 1901, and Its term was continued by the new state constitu tion until now. On Wednesday the new legislature began Its session, and Its term will last two years. The last legislature sat in all 866 days, and. locally. It is called "the Long Parliament" A NEBRASKA FOLK, TALE. How the Festive Blllyaroat Got a Sore Head Batting Stone Wall. New York Sun. An Energetalo Young Goat was Inter ested In the problems of Impact, Resistance and Rebound. Planting himself firmly In front of a Stone Wall, he bleated cheerily: "I will butt that Wall down." At the end of that butting the Wall was standing; but the Butter had a- Bore Head. The Energetic Young Goat fed on Silver berry for four years. He was still devoted to the problems of Impact, Resistance and Rebound. "By the Horns of the Silver Moon," he swore, "I will butt that Stone Wall down." At the end of that Butting the Wall was healthy and the Butter had a Sore Head. The Energetic Young Goat ' browsed through Eleven Counties and had Inter views with Blgbugs and Blgtoadslnthe puddle. He went back to his native Teth ering place. The neighbors said: "This Goat has learned Sense by this time, we don't, think." One Morning Mr. Fox saw Mr. Goat whet ting his Hprna and gnawing a File. "Ah, still studying .Impact, Mr. GoatT I'm a little surprised to find that you are still resolved to be a Wallflower. Tee," hee!" For Mr. Fox was bilious and enjoyed the misfortunes of his friends. "Mr. Fox," said Mr. Goat sternly, "You are an Opportunist. I am an I'lttmatlst. I may not butt down that Wall, but I de serve to." So Mr. Goat kept on chewing Sllverberry, gnawing Files and sharpening his Horns. For he was a believer In the L'Ulixate and the Ultimatum. Ay Stopsfallinghair. Makes hair grow. Restores color. Cures dandruff. Could you ask any thing more? And it's sop economical, too. A little of it goes a great ways. Ask any, of your neighbors or friends about it. Sold all 11 for sixty years. over tne world 1.0 a bottle. AUenicsUle. ' IIERR'S TO THE YELLOW Kin. 1 Democratic Whoa for tha Hasfp? Hooligans ef the Party. Chicago Chronicle dem.) Can a democratic nomination for the presidency In the United BtaUw be "rushed" like a play In foot ball? Can it be "rushed" by A lot of mercenaries In the service of an upstart with millions of Inherited money to squander? These questions have some force at this time, when men are asking another and even a graver question: Can the presi dency of the United Statea be bought? Yellow Journalism and yellow politics ap peared In this country simultaneously. The first act of Mr. Bryan's continuous per formance In the wrst was synchronous with th Initial bow of the yellow kid at the east. It Is a significant fact that whereas Mr. Bryan's employment when he first gained ceienrlty was as a lecturer and attorney for tha bonanaa mine owners, he now la to be found on the pay roll of the, yellow kid. No doubt the sen Ice which he Is expected to render embraces such support as he may be able to give to the yellow kid's somewhat grotesque ambition to be presi dent In the long )M of salaried men who with tha assistance of subsidised labor unions and newspapers are doing a great deal to create the Impression that there Is a genu ine popular movement In favor or the yel low kid there are ex-candldates. ex-offlce-holders,ex-commltteemen and ex-newspaper men Innumerable. Every one of them, from the ex-candldate for the presidency to the humblest ex-reporter, Is "delivering the goods," as they would say-sometimes green goods and sometimes gold bricks, but the goods nevertheless end la regularly draw ing his appointed stipend. Can a nomination by even a disinte grated democratic party be "rushed" in this manner by the Happy Hooligans? We do not believe it. In the first place, there ' are serious doubts as to the actual existence of such a character as the yellow kid. All have seen his portrait thanks to his modesty and generosity but who ever saw the kid himself? It would be exceedingly em barrassing to nominate a brilliant saffron hued character for the presidency and then make the discovery that there Is ho such person. In the second plnce, admitting that there Is a yellow kid, what assurance haa any one that If he should be nominated and elected he could be found on Inauguration day, or any other day, for that matter? Who ever knew of his keeping an slfT polntment? When, for once, did the man of brass bands, torchlight processions, noise, bluster, cannons,, red paint and war whoops face the muslo himself? We do not believe that such a character can "rush" the domocratia nomination, even with Mr. Bryan's high-priced assist ance. We do not believe that such a char acter can buy the presidency, no matter how much money he may have at his dis posal. The democratlo party Is in a bad way no doubt such a candidacy as this proves it but there Is . reason to believe that It sounded the lowest depths of spectacular Ism and folly when It hit upon Mr. Bryan. The declining leadership of the yellow kid's western agent and promoter Is abso lutely nontransferable. MIRTHFIL REMARKS. The Doctor Speaking of ruling passions, Is there anything stronger than egotism? The Professor Yes; I think "stuck on himself Is a little more forcible. Chicago Tribune. "Of courso," said the man, "we are very vulnerable in this matter." "What shall we do about 4 ?""' "Why. If we holler loud enoush at Soma one else our own position may escape no tice. Chicago Post Robinson Crusoe bad Just named his man Friday. "It was the only one left," he explained. "The cook takes the other six days out." Herein we see how the burdens of -civilisation still weighed upon his spirit New York Sun. "I'm a lightning calculator," said the ap plicant for the bookkeeping position. 'Then you'll not do here," replied the proprietor of the powder works: "you'd blow up Uie institution." Philadelphia Press. Mr. Ph'oxy I was going to ask to try this little trick. Multiply the years of your age by three, subtract twenty-one from the total and what's the answer. Miss Kute You should be able to guess the answer at once. Mr. Phoxy Yes? What Is it? Miss Kute None of your, business, Philadelphia Press. He Do you know, dear, I was Just up stairs looking at the baby, and I believe she has got your hair. She (springing up) Good gracious! I thought I had put that switch out of the child's reach! Yonkers Statesman. "What's a howling dervish,' Oeorge? "Why, he's a a dervish who howls." "And why does he howl, Oeorge?" ' "Why, I suppose it's because he's a dervish." . "And why Is he a dervish, George, Jesf ?" "I I guess It's because he howls. There, run along, dear, and let me get a look at the markets. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "What a queer looking fireplace!" . "V. lta an tAA MnnArl. r. Mn. t. j- ...... w.v J . 1 1 1 1 1 1 lllRIf sn t another one like It in the country. ook at It closer. It's made of paper Par won ( it taxe nre ana burn up?" "Burn up? Old boy, that fireplace Is made of certificates of steel stock. Chicago Tribune. " THE BACHELOR'S AMAZEMENT. Somervllle Journal. Why don't the girls propose, papa? Its leap year now, you know. And yet the lovely maidens seem Phenomenally slow. I'm waiting, willing to be wooed. Yes anxious, heavens knows. And yet the do not come, papa Why don't the girls propose? Why don't the girls propose, papa? I'm handsome, witty, smart. And yet no winsome creatures kneel To beg my hund and heart. Why should they hexltate, paps. Their passion to disclose? I would not scorn their proffered lave- Why don't the girls propose? Why don't the girls propose, paps? Why ahould they be so shy? Eight years I've waited for this chance. And now they pass me by. Why don't they see how warm my heart Within ray bosom glows? In short, for heaven s sake, papa. Why don't the girls propose? - & Hah Vigor "Ajrer's Hair Vigor restored Color to ' my gray hair and stopped it from falling aaw out It is certainly a wonderful hair restorer." Mis. M. K. UlAtH, Watt field, Pa. t. 0. Arm Oe.. Lewell. Mass.