-4 TIIH OMAI.A DAILY HEE: MONDAY. DECEMBER 7. 1003. The Omaha Daily Dee E. ROSHWATER. KD1TOR. PUItMSHED F.VRRT MORNtNO. TERMS OP BI R8(JRIPT10N. FsilT Re (vhhmit Bundnyl. One Year.. MOO tnllv lie and Bunrtav. One Tear " IMiiftrmtod Be,. One Year H"" flunriay Hee, Onn Year ....: Fiitimlnv I!ee, Oiifl Year w Twentieth Century Farmer, One Year.. 1.00 EKUVERKD BY CAtUl.K. Illjr Bee (without Silnility). per cnpy... V Dally Hee (Without Sunday), per week. ..12c Pally Be (Including Bunday), per week 17o flnnriay He, per copv on Evening Hee (without Bunday). per week 6 livening Bee (Including Bunday), ',per week 1 Complaints of Irregularities tn delivery Should be addressed to City Circulation De pertinent. ' OFFICES. Omaha The Bee BulldlYig Bouth Omaha City Mall Building, Twfn Bfth and M Btreeta. Council Bluffs lrt Pearl Street. Chicago 1t) Cnltv Bullillnr. New York EM P"rK Row B'''l'lln- Washington ail Fourteenth Btreet. CORRESPONDENCE. 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Publishing Company, being duly sworn, aaya that the- actual number of full and completa copies of The Dally Morning, Kvenlng nnd Bunday Bee printed during the month of November, 19ttf, wag as fol lows: ,.,.6,OTO ....30.940 ...,3O,0tO ....8T.40O ....80,030 ... .41,100 ... .81,780 ....JHt.NOO ... .30,120 ....Hn.ioo i.... 17.... 18.... !.... 20.... 21.... 22.... n.... 24. .. iUk... ....OT.T40 ,...80,10 ....B9.940 ... .30.230 ....40;SS ....JO,0e)O ,...st,ito ....ao.or.o ....80,120 .,..30,000 10 11 '. 2,tOS 26 31,130 27 81,020 88 30,100 29 2T,Oa.1 30 HO.8O0 12.... 13. . . 14... li.... ...SK,-10 :..4VO,95 ...SO.M10 ...tftt.OBO Total I,rs unsold and returned copies. .032,083 Net otat sales.. SO.705 Net average sales. QKO. B. TZ8CHUCK. . Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 30tU day of November, A. l. 1H03. M. B. H UNGATE, . (Boal.) Notary public. Cripple Creek has become the scat of war. Life in tho Colorado coal mining camps is not all thut it Is cracked up to be. The English Winston Churcbii! thinks f coming over for an American wife. Now who will htart tho bidding? John Mitchell did not te the gov ernor of Colorado, becanse the governor of Colorado saw John Mitchell first Are those leakages from the grand Jury room conveyed through a clnch plpc, or are they only a pipe dream? General Reyes probably thought the bluo parlor was a very appropriate plac for the performance of his miaslon ln Colombia's behalf. In its first speed test the new cruiser Dcs Moines displayed the true Iowa Spirit b dolng a little, better than he v i-i'uirai'E cm lieu iur. -. - -- Omaha Is not ono bit afraid of the bowing lt will make in the present year's resume. Nor docs it fcuf Inability to do still better ln 1004. - The called session of congress ad journed Saturday. The regular session of congress Is now open. The king Is dead. Long live the king! ' ' ' ' K very year nouie publications advance their special numbers a little farther. In auother din-udo we shall bo receiving New Year editions in time for our mid summer vacations. Provost Marshal McClelland at Crip ple Creek Hires tens ,10 censor all strike news and to juil the .correspondents, which probably Is tho greatest favor he could do them. . .. , - If the location of the republican na tlonal convention is to be knocked down to the highest bidder New Orleans stands the' best show.' The Louisiana metropolis Is ready to put up 1300,000 and guarantee a red hot tluie'Jn the old town. - Some of the cardinals given financial assistance by the (ate Tope Leo now find themselves unable to reimburse the Catholic treasury, and likewise In no position to avail themselves of the Wall txcet refuge, new Issues of watered jock. . ' ; The English novelist Hit a avers -the amusements of the smart set would make the angels weep. Other portions of, her criticism, however, save us pain by iudlcatlug'a judgiueut that precludes the possibility of the angels ever getting to hear of them, '; : L , . It never rains but lt pours. Iu addi tiou to the falling out of the two Ne braska senators,; we now have the re Ifort that Alouzo H. Cruzen and Tom Cook, two famous Nebraska politicians, have agreed to disagree and will here after not speak as they puss each other In' J'orto Rico. ' , This is a world of disappointment and sorrow. When forme? Governor Drake of iowa died the other day his wealth wan estimated nt from fJ,0U0,0U0 to $..,ins),tMH..- It turns out now that his estate will. wot. net a$l.kN),4jU0 and thereat his heirs .inuurn and weep big tears, such as tlicy had' never expected to shed. , A new word has Just been added to the uii'utage of l'.HM. We ure Informed by the Associated "res that the effect of tho adjournment of the extra sesslou of congress upon parties who were nominated for military positions will be dciuoto them to the rank held by ' them previous to their promotion. The most prominent army officers who bad been promoted to Im demoted is Major Gvucral Leonard Wood A U.UKSTION OF DlS:mMlKATtOlt. The action of the railroad" cast of the Mississippi in retltu'lng rates upou c-pr-tn lit str-cl products Intended for exiwirt hiu iintuinllv caumsl other innimfm--turers to nsk for Tdinilnr consideration. There Is mi association of irtanufiie turcra, recently organinod, the purpose of Which la to develop for tliomaelvea a foreign market. At a meeting n few days ngo the association had under con sideration the action of the railroads In regard to rate on steel product for export mid decided to ask that similar eoncesHlon le made on their products froing to' foreign markets. It was as serted that the reduced rate" on. steel product i-onstjtute n, distinct discrimina tion and Is therefore unjust and In con travention of the law. It was further dated that "It Is the common practice of the transportation companies of the United Mates to favor foreign countries hi' the sale of their manufactured goods iu the United States by making effec tive rates on imported goods at from 50 to 73 per cent less than for goods In domestic transit." Here is presented a matter which should certainly' enlist the attention of the Interstate Commerce commission and it la gratifying to note that the comiulsalou proposes at an early d.-ile to obtain the views of representatives of railroads and all interested shippers on the promulgation ct .railroad tariffs on t export and Import tratllc. It Is pointed 1 out Unit the commission lias always ... , .... . I i.';.u iue upiuiuu, apu mis omciany so flncM.ul liaf tli. law rolaitiKT 1 nilh. 1 : . .1 dn- m i . u, . . . . 1 1 I 11CU11UU HI1U UlillK UI liiniin ni'lllU-S s well to export anil import traffic as to U domestic traffic. The commission says: This requirement of the' law as re- spectg export and import shipments' con- he said that "it miftht be well for the tinues to be disregarded to a greater or opportunity to be offered for the repub less extent, and it Is believed to be the licans to go on record and reassure the duty of the commission to insist upon its observance. To this end it is pro-1 posed to jrive general notice that from and after January 1. 1WM. the comtuls- sion win require the publication ana flling of tariffs on xport'nnd imimrt trafflc'the same as tin domestic traffic, . ,,, uuii-ss couviiiceu iuui tue ouiiffuuon to uo so is not imposed by the statute." The New York Joarr.al of Commerce remarks that a number of . important should get into power." questions are involved ln tb's matter, In common with republicans gen the most important, perhaps, being the erally, the Ohio senator is entirely will authority of railroads to regulate com- lng to discuss the tarllT question, con merce, either among the several states or w!tu foreign nations. That the granting of reduced rates on steel prod- uctg Intended for export is a discrlml-1 nation, not only against other manufac-1 tures that are exported but also against I domestic Interests,' would seem to be I too obvious to need argument. It is no less unquestionable that the policy I of the railroads ln favoring foreign manufacturers by carrying their prod- uctg inland from the seaboard at rates rn.Mor.l.l. 1.. th.n r olu.ro-n.l 4nr , ,...., . uomesuc goous moving over tne same lines Into the same Interior markets, isjvergence of opinion among republicans an Injustice to the home producers which should not btr tolerated. In both I question,- of course, that such couccs cases there is. manifestly .discrimination slows would be helpful to the Islands, against the. home market.-as well as I contravention of. the law, or at any rate J the decisions of the Interstate Coin-1 merce commission, which should not be permitted to continue. The matter will be taken up by the commission next week and there ought to be no doubt as to the result. DVTT THAT BHul LD HOT US bniHKKD. I The Omaha fire department may need better equipment and better, apparatus, but big engines, patent fire ladders and new devices for fire flchting will not prevent a recurrence of disasters from explosion, and loss of life by exposure iu uusuiu imuumgs. . uai is iucKiug ana has Decn aemanaea lor years U more efficient building inspection and regulation and supervision of the ban-1 dllng and storage of explosive materials whether In the ehape of nltro-glycerlne, dynamitfymlnlng powder or -explosive oils or chemicals Ordinances for the better vrotectlon of life and property by the creation of an tnaiumfAl rt Arnlnalvaa havA rmiAO f ti Ium intrrvincoA nm! amAthoi-aii in -i4 .ii .iu i i iu i j wuuui. n iui cjiumunuuiiv iuui do not explain. bu on the contrary raise the suspicion that undue pressure has been brought to bear upon councllmen i. i,.i. i i.. ij Lfaikitrv iiinivni cv m LitrtruuiiK iu- spectlon and supervision. Vhere ,s the u,llu' The charter gives the couucil ample power to provide by ordinance for the Inspection of buildings and the regula- ...... . .1 , , . uon or mo storage anu iianuung or ma- lenais mat create extra muaraous risks. The charter expressly empowers the council 111 section 118 to tenulate the n.f.,wi ,, .,ln,nii,tnM - . . ,, ' .1 ... s a ( 1 J nur Kill iv ijicbviiuc nuu irju- late the thickness, strength and manner of constructing stone, ' brick, wood or other' buildings; the size and shape of brick and other material placed therein and to prescribe and regulate the con struction and arrangement of fire es capes and the placing of iron and me- Ulllo shutters and door, therein and thereon, and to provide for the inspec tion of elevators and bolstway openings to avoid accidents; to regulate the size, number, manner ami construction of halls, doors, stairways, seats, aisles and passageways of theaters, tenement houses, audience rooms and all building of a public character whether now built or hereafter to be built so that there may be speedy, safe and convenient exit 111 case or nre; 10 prevrui tne uuu geruus Construction and condition of chimneys, fireplaces, boilers and heatiug appliances used iu or about any build lug or manufactory, and to cause the same to bo removed or placed iu safe condition where tho same are cousld- ered dangerous; to regulate aud prevent the carrying on of manufactures dau- ...,... ... .i y,,.,,.!, and to cause all buildings aud enclosures as may be iu a dangerou state to Im nut in a safe condition. Iu addition to these M)wcrs the charter (section -IS) authorizes th mayor aud couucil to regulate the trauiortatku aud keeping of gunpowder, oil and other combustible . . . . ... I ami explosive articles. 1 I It cannot therefore be argued that ample power Is not rested 111 the mayor I Altai fnil1iC II in nlTi.nl all tlu nocessnrr I protection to the community from tlte recurrence- of aivldcnt by which lire men's lives are sacrificed to Inexcusable neglect. H-ohotild not be necessary for the mayor and council to wait for the verdict, of the coroner's jury, called to investigate the circumstances under I which the four pi 11a lit firemen lost their lives recently, with n view to ascertain ing where the responsibility is to be fixed Their duty is plain and cannot I be shifted or avoided rut; PHiLirnsB tamtf. The (iiiest ion of legislation regarding the tariff on Philippine produotH coming to the United f tates may occupy . a prominent place -in the attention of con gress, the regular session of which be- gins at noon, todoy. A bill has already been Introduced by Senator Lodge Which proposes to admit nil articles the growth or product of the islands free of duty, except sugar and tobacco, upon I which it is provided in the measure that rm per cent of the duties of the Dlngley law nhiill be collected. Senator Foraker of Ohio Is reported to be In favor of legislation of this kind. He is quoted saying that he believes there ought le free trade with the Philippines, as there is with I'orto ltico, and as express-1 lng the opinion that the senate will at l,mo, i.in .i..in,, rata -' tarllT. Oil tllR Dl'OdUCtM Of the lHlaUUS I n,i,i. I ,i 1 1 flkla iiniiitpi- 11a 1 1 . 1 i L- a b 1 1 , n I huiiius . measure should be passed this winter nnd In-reply to the objection that it might lead o a Kcnerol tariff debate country, on tne eve or a presidential election, that its iolIcy in congress is I to preserve the Industrial stability which has been established under republican legislation, it luigiit not nun us, saiai Mr. Foraker, "to let the democrats tflve nn object lesson of what they would do 4. i .... ,., i nic tniui, u me "j i-i umuui inuustrieg, causing tue siniuing uown oi plGiits and idleness of labor, if they I ttdcut thnt with the abundant facts at- testing the splendid results of repub- lican . policy the effect upon the public nilhd could hardly fail to be of groRt I advantage to the republican party. Cn-1 questionably there arc many, at least In the rank and file of the party, who will concur in bis view that now Is a favor- able time for discussing that question. particularly as the democrats appear de-1 termlned to make It an issue In tho presidential campaign. As to tariff con- Poaalnna nn ri.ninnino ,ir,wl,...t hnw. .... ever, as proposeu in tub JXKJgo uui, ai- i Is to be expected. There can be no hut domestic interests properly demand and. elrrruhl receive consideration. Tho probability Is that there will be no i 'innppine tanrr legislation at this ses- sion. A. i-oBiilf nr fhn tv.flutlr.n l.oi,l B T last week at Hutchinson, Kan., by Judge I'rout of the Interstate Commerce com- mission It was conclusively shown that (the Hutchinson & Arkansas River rail- road, which exists on paper merely, has obtained concessions from other roads for shinments of salt that the road did not pretend to haul, to the detriment of the. independent salt operators. Judge i-rout oeeiaeu mat sucn rcnaies were in violation of the interstate cemmerce law and ordered them to be discontinued. But what will Judge Trout's order amount to so long as he is powerless to enforce lt and punish the offenders? I come members of the Commercial club nd especially the member .of its ex I ecutlve committee are awfully sensitive. They cheerfully take credit for every enterprise and every movement that has nromntpd thA nrnsnprltir and crnwth nf i . . - Omaha, but they resent any suggestion lor juiproeunriu nu uuy jiniuiuuuu that "'d create the impression that I tliA clnh hn In nnv Instance failed tn I " " - " take advantage of opportunities for P- -wa v.--. - growtn or umana, odiivious or tne raci that no reforms have ever been brought about without agitation. ' I introduced a bill werf and miuirlllg tue War de. . ptt"menc 10 ereCl 'lloU8 u 8UU" Btantiul residence buildings on the site of old Fort Omuha for the commander ami stuff rHc.r of tho mlllturv rlpnnrr. - .. . , 1 . ... ........ .... ..lA mm V. t 1 a 1 . I c mm . . . ft .,sA hi 111 . v n jujr. nuue 1U.--UBUJC win ujr iiu means restore the old fort to its original function and cannot ln any event bring the omV-era and garrison of Fort Crook 1. t .f., ilk ti.. i,..l"' iihj min inai 01 mr. Aturicn 01 "lu ' U,U,,B of mautt( ur dt,ZenS wUl PPc-t tue proposeu cuunge. iu a nntsneil, small favors thankfully received. KlL'htv witnesses have been cited to appear before the coroner to tell under oath what they know as to the circum stances under which four members of tue flro denartment lost ' their lives a ...w,u . -ivby it should take eiirhtT wllne8SOB t enlighten the'eoroner's Jury when twenty witnesses, or ten, could nrotuiblv have furnished all the nrocur- - - - - able information Is inexplicable. "There Stands staaaarhasettsl' New York Tribune. In at least one state of the I'nlon a su premo court ha. decided that an elector cannot be sent to prison for an alleged I felony in offering his vote for aala to ths highest bidder. Notwithstanding that, the purchaser may be punl.hed aeverely. iu the law cf that commcuwedllb. Death Claims nn Ideal Star. Chicago Clirouicle. The world of reveront art may well mourn the dc.it b of Joawph Mayer, former I burk'omaater f Oberamiueigau, who was the Chrlstua tn the pnselon play for three successive d?cades. and whose technical . .. . . . , ,..,. ,, rierfeetlntv Mi fnnlr1if.it nv Ills nscetlc life. The d,aUlm of llie Bavarlna villagers who rresTve this dramatic tradition worthily la a perennial flower In a sordid and squalid desert of liletrlonlsm. tlty Seised for llelit. Indianapolis Journal. The spectacle of a city of lO.tltiO Inhabit ants seised for debt Is not a common oie. anil It la snmnthlnrr the'nennln hone never to repeated. The t nlted States doesn't want that kind of cities. More Daslness. Less Talk. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Speaker Cannon Is accused of being an- other csar of the house. Chances are, then, that the house will get something done. Bomethlns has to be done when most of our forms of government consists of a' debating society. t'ollape of Financial Balloons. Springfield . Republican. The trust promotion movement Is faring worse and worse in the stress of tittht money and another loss of public confi dencc. During November, according to the New Tork Journal of Commerce, large '"corporations In the eastern states fell cor(le(i of njr month ,n four y(,ars Th9 experiences which the trusts already or- ganlsed are undergoing Is not helpful for a luriner extension of the comb nation movement at present. Farmers Make the Xatlon. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. During the last fourteen years the bal nnre cf tradA In fnvnr nf tho farm nrn.l. I uct, 0f the Vnlted States was 14.80G.OOO,ooo. In other products during the same period I lno uince trade against tins country I k lOlT nnA AAA ... 1 . . ineoe ngurea are irom ine secretary of agriculture, who adds that "If ! Ih. i. I Alr-n l,Mit.n1 , rrk. -. i i . . I inn nrv uuiailia UI 1 td0 ln our favor, amounting to $3,941,000.- Wtl I. . .,., . .... .1,111 , . . , I : ; ---- skill and enterprise of American tll'era of the soil. I Sample of Hare Hatred. New York Independent. mere rocs back.' tc. connvn fmni f)i Fourth district of Louisiana the Hon. rnranor Brasraie, whose residence Is ""cnc. e wish he could be made , BPfnat Te ded. wUThe col people wished to erect a hhrh sehnni in tht city a few months ago, that it should "n wod. .nd when a committee, consisting of men whose names we can give, visited him on the subject, he de- clared that no such .school should be built or operated in the town under any consld- eration. They hud the lard purchased years ago, and the lumber was on the ground. Aldermanle Graft Checked. Chicago Chronicle. In 1790 Franklin bequeathed 13.000 to Bos ton. The Selectman a .1 V. t were made trustees. When aldermen S ceeded the selectmen they assumed the rl6"nt t0 dispose of the fund, which has ,ra ,wv. on their attempting a real estate deal with it Mayor Collins annealed to the supreme court of the state for in- sirucuons as to the execution of the will. Th court has ejected the aldermen rmm tne fund and' later, win ail the vacancies T OR"1- A different kind of derm.nin hk.... . . .taii.t-i t. oenfvo,ent'y .rua savings ana the - v.... ...in. ln a aay of almost unt- , rrart Mayor Collins' course Is con- picuous by Its exceptionality. ( Rich Men's Children, : New 'York Times. ir. varnegie IS not always nrnfnnnA In his generalisations, but he Ja never dull r.nd rarely uninteresting. In his speech at the dinner of the St. Andrew ocie nn ove'"n ': "i pity the son of r,cn man. rne child of a millionaire can never know tho true meaning of ' a '""""" i uere is a great deal mrilhali hhJI .,L. tt ... I Of 86ntiment In thl hnmolo aiaAM... the speaker's own experience. Th or ran men are usually envied, but more often tney nre to pled. The social I, t, - k"rt "hna,n 1fm ,an moBtly ful service in life and deprive them of the I Incentive of ambition to be anything other ,nanr lne on r their fathers. Their ; . w concentrated and intense S STil- h.sL'wT' guisn meraseives ly the . full utilisation of I "lc,r ppnunivies are conspicuous by rea son or oeing exceptions to the rule. PERSONAL. NOTES. x-resioenr. uiax or Mexico announces his Impending resignation as regularly as Ume. Fattl appears on her farewell tour, John W. Bookwalter of Ohio has been one of Bryan's ataunchest supporters, and now I Bryan suggests him as the democratic can - I didate for the presidency. Poor Book- wa,ter Senator Bailey declares the presiding of i - .K ,.,,,, , ,, , jnterferenco with the senate." He evidently thinks speaker Cannon Is not much more a pistol I Boy desDeradoes In Chicaro. bov hnririnr. I - - - , SSS SS Tatd alarming twentieth century tendencies In the rising generation. William Homer Leavltt, William Jennings I Bryan's son-in-law, has decided to locate lat Humanaville. Mo., and to run for con. l" there as a republican next year. Re- Port, have it that Leavltt need, the money. "During the past autumn the atmosDhere of Wall street wa. ono of gloom." say. a Wall street circular. "But out on the I prairies of the west and down on the cot - I n plantation, of the south the skHs were I , ... . ... . I cieox ani ine air run 01 invigorating Cheer- fulness. The agriculturist 1. the real cap- I itallat and aristocrat. He ha. brought out I of the earth thl. year enough to pay losses I ln stock, twice over." There Is not a more athletic figure in all Khoa, ,land. He u alwfty. tralned down to fighting weight; hi. step is always quick 1 and la sua as a boy's; his bearing that of la muscular man. Bo easily active and un consciously strong Is the Rhode Islander tlmt thero to a fascination In wiUeiilng him on iub aciiKis uuor. 1 no kith aaiu o d in nia oevouon to tno ancient game or golf. . "Jadum" Bede, the new representative from Duluth, has linguistic as well as po- luteal attainments. He ha. an eloquent maBUTyp ' a "uie of the Swedish lar which hi. popularity has also picked up nguaae, which Is I decidedly useful In campaign tima. Mlune- , - -7.. sola ha. numerous Swedish voters. In Washington this winter Mr. Bed4 Is putting in all his spare time studying the pure and melodious Castilian. Mark. Nathan of Chicago, the "scrapiron king," wboae will has Just been tiled, left provision for the erection of a synagogue In Jerusalem. He also left iustructlon. that land b purchased In the Holy City and dwellings erected for the free housing of ths families of the poor and deserving Jews. Out of the total fortune of $1J0.0U, made ln the buying and selling of scrap iron, Mr. Nathan bequeathed i,6o to char ity. The amount named for expenditure In Jerusalem was tli.0v. An equal sum was st aside for the erection of a Jewish ho. pital or asylum for Jewish, orphans. ROIAD A HOI T 1SKW YORK. Ripple the t'arrent of I.lfe la the Metropolis. Mr. Ernest Poole of the I'nlverslty Set tlement contributes to World's Work a graphic description of New York's "lung block.-' a tenement district famous for Its mortality record. "In nine jears," he writes, "it has reported St cates of con sumption. This block, bounded bj- Cherry, Catharine, Hamilton and Market streets, has 478 Inhabitants per acre. Between U90 and"l!o(i Its population Increased 65 per cent., and this one block houses more than 3.000 persons. On tho east tide of it alone there are eight saloons and several houses of a worse sort. "One of the tenements Is the 'Ink Tot.' In tho front and rear tenements I found 140 Irish and Italians, Including twenty three babies. I give something of the his. tory of a single room in the 'Ink Pot.' In lv.'t a blind Scotchman slept there add took consumption. Ilia wife and his IS-year-old son both drank. The man died In tho hospital. A few months later his little daughter took the same disease. At last she too died. The mother and son moved away. In this -vile, dark room the germs lived on. They might all have been killed In a week by sunlight, but they can live two years In darkness. One year later, In October, a Jew rented this same room and slept In the same dark closet, lie too was infected and died In the summer. The room was rented again In the autumn by a German and his wife. She already had the disease and died later in the hospital. Then an Irish family came in. The father was sober end hard working. 81k months later he took the disease and died In 1901. This is the record of onlv one room for soven years. In this rear tenement alone I found twenty such closet, wln?ow'ies bedrooms, mer. are aw.. oar rooms in me city The biggest automaton ever constructed ,!,, i -w. a ,!,,. n fPCt h'lgh and made of .g.t,,,, lt was'the ' - "" laeaign or tne enterprising mercnants to Uv. o - , f,. : ' ,, , ... . H: uuiiuing auinoriiiea insisiea on a nre-proot Santa Claus. An Idea of this old fellow's slse can be gained by his boots, which are 52 inches long and 23 Inches wide. His knee joints are 85 Inches from hi? feet; his chest measure !s 18 feet. When he raises his arms he can reach 12 feet with out stretching, and , about his hands are 42-Inch gloves. Ills eyes are blU4 and laughing and are six inches across, while nls no8e u B" of nlne lncnes ,on- Inside h'-.JJ ranen'et "Ht keeps his arms and heau busy. When he catches children looklng-at him he grins broadly and then he n inks. . Four futile hours' were spent one day last week by a ponderous, board of inquiry In an effort to find out Ju.t how. tho pttent medicine crank reached the pivalUent through a supposedly. Impenetrable wall of 600 policemen In New York. Nearly all the captains and lesser officers proved to be past masters ln the gentle art of "pass ing the buck," as the science of f hlfllng the blame Is known ln police cln:ies. "I did not regard," said Inspector llrooks. "Demlng's appearance or the fact that he carried a satchel as In the least auspicious, The testimony sounded funny to fcpectators who had seen Demlng. He lias whiskers like a Rocky mountain billy-goat and would pass muster in no gathering outside of zion City or a country conrentiori In the time has been released, but some police captain Is sure to go to the block. It Is certain that the oresldent was much an. gered over the affair. When the crank handed him the envelope Mr. Roosevelt turned to Commissioner Greene and arked "How is lt possible for anyone to Lend me an envelope?" v Uncle Sam has seven women Inspectors at the port of New York to make things aisagrceaoie ror women who would smug ale. v hencver a paisenger ship arrives I there Is a woman inspector at llie gang. I I m . i pian. ir me vessel ia one oi tno Dig, I iu-,nit1a t II nail i hur u r a t-r rtw i ma 1'ha women Insnectors do their work as uuietiv possible. Sometimes tearfully, hut oft- ener in a state of indignation, the woman who Is suspected of trying to smuggle follows the Inspector up the gangplank of the steamer that has Just arrived and Into stateroom, where the thorough search of her clothing usually brings to light val uable articles that are dutiable. It is usu- f.JS "JT'OZ" 2? milliners and fancy goods dealers. Provincial visitors who laughed at New York becauaa It still hung to horse cars have ono less morsel to roll under their tongues. They have taken the nags off the Fourteenth street lines and substituted the underground trolley. The gibe la still good. 1 however, for there are yet 1,600 car horses I on the cross-town lines. Apropos of 1 Intra-mural lines August Belmont, presl dent of the Interborough Rapid Transit company, said today In regard to a report that a trial and inspection trlp was soon to be made In the new subway tunnel that the report was untrue and that no trip would be made for at least a month. The work In the tunnel Is progressing, but it will be some time "before tho tracks are , . . . The Pennsylvania Steel company has completed Its bond for the 15,000.000 con tract to build the superstructure of the 1 Blackwell s Island bridge. The work Is to I be completed by January 1, 1907, under heavy penalties for a failure to do so Tho company ha. already begun work on the steel beams at Its, shops. The new bridge will be nlnety-cn. feet wide, with four trolley tracks, a broad driveway, 1 without sny obstruction and ample prome I nades for pedestrians on tho upper floor, I t-A . - . . 1 . (h. YT.. -. I 'v hiv- mo river at high tide. I NEW IDEAS IV CHIRCHES. Marked Tendency Away front Severe Old Fnrnlshlngs. Boston Globe. The new edifice belonging to the First church Christian Scientist dedicated in New Tork last Bunday Is unique among ail the churches of that city. It cost $1,185,000 -nd la already wholly paid for. 1 . Thl. churcn la tne oiuest inrisuan bci- enco organisation In New York, having I been started In 1S86 by Mrs. Augusta K. Stetson of Boston. It. construction L note- I worthy, since, besides having one of the i largest knd finest electrically equipped or- gans tn the country, It is replete with read- I lng rooms, reception rooms. Including thirty I "treatment" rooms, with many other rooms for members and visitors. Besides this, lt i ..... . . . .. I I. provided with three elevator., and all is I expensively decorated The tendency of our churches 1. to de part further and further from tins severe old furnlHhlngs. In Jersey City there la a 1100,000 church building, which will be called tho "People's Palace." It Is Congrega tional, and it. pastor. Rev. John L. Scud der, say. that lt I. to bo provided with bowling alley., rtne ranges, a tneater, ball room, an armory and gymnaalum, to gether with accommodations for many mora amusement., and on tne root there will be a garden for summer recreations. "Tho devil must not monopolise all the Innocent good things," he says. A church - with- hotel 4 accommodation. wtsuld sm to be next In order. Am & jffl a M Tags' U JJ B HgT v What was the matter with this maa? Ask your doctor. He will tell you that the man's blood was impure. Just as soon as the Sarsaparilla purified and enriched his blood he was en tirely cured. See that your blood is pure. Consult your own doctor about this. tl-ooakotu. Anaracflsta. WAIJ, STItlCET A.U lift WOKJ. Lameatatlon f.reeteil rrlih Serene Ia filtTerenee In tho West. William Allen White in Collier s Weekly. Fifteen years ago in the west, a land boom swept men oft their feet. It was a borrower's boom. Men seemed to grow rich who had earned nothing and saved nothing, but who had borrowed much. Men did not borrow of their neighbors, for their neighbors had nothing to lend; the lender was In the east. The goose kept laying the golden egg In the sunrise. The "company of eastern capitalists" sent out a young man who knew Just about as much about real values of western land as a pig knows of a holiday, and the young gentleman distributed the funds of tio "eastern capitalists'1 over a territory adjacent to his big gold sign, with almost Judicial impartiality, to the first BOO people who came Into the office. Millions of eastern money was sown thus in the Mis sissippi valley. It fell on stony ground. And then the boom collapsed, and for two years, while the notices of sheriff sales were running In the enterprising newspapers in the little towns aforesaid, the relations between the east and the west were Intimate enough, though rather unhappy. There followed a time when those who had been participating In th borrowers' boom were trying to find out why thsy were not rich on other people's money. They got the wrong Idea about 11; thought that eastern capitalists who were trying to collect their dues were really trying to wring hard-earned profits from an honest yeomanry, and things were snlcl on both sides which should be for gotten; because a man Is no better for recalling that he Is a fool and no hap pier for recollecting that he was called a knave. And then came a season of exhaustion. It occurred shortly after the statute of limitations had run on certain debts. For apparent reasons, the west ceased think ing of Wall street and Wall utrcet forgot the west. And ln 1897 each section of tho country became concerned in its own pros perity. The east discovered the fountain of financial youth at which lt could, and did, water Its languished stocks, and the west discovered alfalfa and kafllr corn on the fodder crops, and some Important mines of gold and silver and iron and coal. With the discovery of the upland fodder crops the possibility cf crop failure was eliminated, and tho prairie people grew rich after their standards. And with the opening of the mines the mountain dwell ers waxed fat. The whole' west began to put money In its banks. Western banks grew. Tlie deposits "per capita" roue to an extravagant figure. The tanking problem In ihe west now Is not to get the money In, but to get it out. Wuitern banks are constantly re ducing the rate of interest paid on time deposits. A wise and reliable Lorrower Is more welcome at any western bank win dow today than a heavy depositor. ln the country, town where this la written, an average prairie town of less than 10,000, tho banks hold nearly 40 per cent of their deposits In cash .or their equlvklent. They ao tnia r.ot from clolce, but from neces ity. The west has no particular animosity toward Wall street now. Too many west erners have gone out to lunch with the crowd on lower Broadway In the last five years for any ugly feelings to linger In the western heart. But so long as the gentlemen who have paid the seors fo these lunches are not In absolute want, the west will feel toward Wall street a feeling of sweet and unruffled Indifference. BEE-LINE RAILROADING. Tlmes Have Changed and Corves Go vrllh Then. Detroit Free Press. In the early days of railroading there was little regurd paid to the geometrical propo sition that a straight line 1. the shortest distance between two points. The study In economy was as to the cost of construction and the conformation of the country tra versed had most to do with the selection of a route. Tracks were laid through valleys, around mountain, and so as to skirt Inter cepting lakes. The necessity of a deep cut was deplored, a tunnel was gross extrava gance and a bridge of considerable dimen sions was the cause of much talk and hesi tation among the directors. In later years the saving In time and the facilities for rapid traffic have made the original cost of building a minor consideration. The aim Is to save every, minute possible in the de livery of freight and to give passengers the quickest transportation available. The roads Waltham Watches Moderate price. Correct performance. Lasting quality. ; 44 The Terfeded American Witch." n' ttlustrtel book of interesting infornuUion about viches, will be sent free upon request. American WtUhjun Witch Company, Walifum, Mass, Finely fitt4 feet lurniah the father or family no feo4 for fault finding. We fit feet famously. Five and Three-Fifty. 1521 FinwAfi Sarsaoarilla "IhadgbreaklngontoninybodTgiKlI r'ed different remedies without relief. I then tried Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and beforo I had taken half a bottle 1 Wat entirely cured.' M. A.YV'ALL, BenOey Creek, Pa, i. 0. Atm O., Levari, Ma bore through mountains or climb them by grades that were formerly considered pro hibitory, tunnel under rivers or bridge them, and refuse to admit that there Is any barrier of nature which they cannot over come. There Is a single half-mile of track on a division of the Pennsylvania system that cost It over $1,000,009 In repairs because of the shifting character of the soil, but rather than deviate from the most desirable course the company solved the problem with solid masonry. What mighty feats of engineering can V accomplished under the Impetus of this de termination to have the shortest and best route, In shown by the Southern Pacific. It has constructed the Ogd.n-Lucln cut-off, the nunie Indicating the terminal points. Thirty riiles of this Is trestle work, span ning Great Sale Lake, and seventy-two miles Is on land. All the more difficult por tion of the work has been completed and the result will be a straight, comparatively level stretch of road. This called .for sn enormous outlay of money, but the wisdom of lt appears in the fact that the whole work of construction will pay for ltsalf in nine years, counting upon the current busi ness as a basis. The cutting off of forty five miles Is In Itself a btg item, but It la of still greater importance that the heavy grades to be taken on the old Una have been eliminated, saving time, machinery and danirer. The improvement serves exemplify modern railroad managemt1 which seks to reduce to a minimum ths cost of the most cfllclont service and which has called out the possibilities of engineer ing beyond anything that had beforo tested It. ... WAIFS OF THE WITS. "Don't you suspect that this sensational prenclier uses religion as a cloak?" "Worst, than that," answered the con servative clergyman, "he uses It as a circus tent." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Wife Uefore r.-.irrlage a man Is known by the company he keeps. Husband And after? Wife By the clothes his wife wears. Town Topics. t Kthcl It is too bad that I know only one lanf.-uage. Edgar Well, Ethel, you talk such an aw ful lot of that. Detroit Free Piess. "lie has tho true artlftlc Instinct." "How does he show ltT "He always asks more for ids pictures than anybody Is willing to give." Cleve land Plain Dealer. Friend Cheer up, old man, you're not dead yet. Invalid No, and I'm not going to die. , Friend That's the way to tnlk. Invalid Yes. I heard the doctor, quar reling today as to which, of. them should perform the' autopsy, so' I've 1 decided to fool 'em.--Phlladelphla Press. "He's mean. Is he?" "Well. I should say so. He borrowed 15 from' me and then bad the nerve to say as be went out: 'A fool and hi. money are soon carted.' " Cblcago Post "I riippose you heard that dayboy whs taken suddenly 111 this morning snrt llel this aftenoon,", said the first suburban- ""No!" replied the other. "Weill Well! Cshered Into eternity, eh? By the way. that reminds me, have you got the furnace fire going at your house yet?" Denver Post. One f.ay as she cearched through the attlo Where boxes and bundles were plied She stumbled on many an heirloom And often she pensively smiled. , She looked In an ancleht plush album And sighed as she put It away With Its pictures of friends she d. forgotten For many and many a day. She fondled a ragged old dolly That once had been dear to her heart; There were tears In her eyes as she dropped It , To pull a big bundle apart Then, auddenly holding up something, Rhe giggled, her cheeks were aglow; Bhe wa. gazing, shame-faced, at the bloomers She blked ln ten summers ago. Chlcsgu Resord-Herald.( Bl'TT W. , Judge. .. Butt In, no matter where you are; Don't wait to be Invited. Nobody's waiting for the ship -That has not yet been sighted. Butt In, no matter 'bout the time, The plaoe, or kind of weather; , And do not linger for the gang That waits to get together. I'.utt In, no matter 'who's around, Or who la doing ths talking. Don't wait for anybody's rig, Or you will do the walking. Butt In, get busy, keep It up; Don't wait, or you'll regret it. The man who lingers for the plum You bet will never get It. Butt In. no matter what they say; You needn't stop to worry. If vnu don't butt the othsr mart 111 butt you In a, hurry.. .