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Tzschuck, aecrelary of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, saye that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally Morning, Kvenlng and Sunday Bee printed during the month of October, Mot, waa as follows: 1 n sa.sao t 28.O0O 11 Stf.100 I Ztt.TAS It 80.80 4 S7.400 0 80.8T0 1 2M.T10 21 80,200 88.80O t3 30,T0 1 2l.OI)0 23 8ft,71tt I ItS.TlO 24 ,.82,8X0 20.030 25 SJO.OHH) 10 28.BOO 2 31,170 11 81,60 7... ai.ioo 12 SU,4a 2s 81,1 BO It 28,340 29 SW,(MO 14 iw.ooo to 4o,r6u It 28.2SO II 83,385 16 98.300 Total 83,05tO Less unsold and returned copies.... lOUM Net total sales , 822,303 Net average tales 20,703 OEORQB B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed in tny presence and sworn to Dp fore ma tola tin day ol OctoDor, A. v.. From now on until after Nevr Year's the bears will have the right-of-way of Wall street. What effect will the Republic of Panama have on the prlco of Panama bats next spring? Nebraska senators have not yet secured a doorkeeper in the House of the Lords. Yea, not even a messenger. Seasonable weather for planting fire escapes Is the forecast of the state labor commissioner for Omaha and South Omaha. It is along about now that the horny banded tillers of the soli sit down to ponder comfortably on the folly of living In town, whet men must bustle fell the year through. Citizen Btlckney'a thousand-dollar con tribution, to the Omaha Chamber of Commerce) is of small consequence un less President Stlckney shall continue to stand up for Omaha. The. people of Nebraska will be de lighted ' to learn through the Omaha fusion reform mouth organ that District Attorney Summers returns from Wash ington with a pleased and at the same time an aggressive look on his face which dlsfljrura bis mobile mouth. Tho New York Independent Inclines to the opinion that the effort to have the Episcopal church pronounce all remar riages after divorce, even of the Inno cent party. Unlawful will meet serious opposition. An instance strikingly in Mint Is the remarriage In the family of the Yanderbllts a few hours after the divorce was grunted last Friday. That the whirligig of times brings about a great many chauges is again given emphasis -in the fact that Uev. It. Fay Mills, who ten years ago stigma tized Omaha aa "the wickedest city,." and more recently left his membership with both the Congregatlona lists and rresbyterlans to Join the Unitarluns on account of their more moderate views, baa turned buck to the work of on evangelist and may In the no dim and distant future resume the onslaught on Omaha where be left off. The men who measure the velocity of the winds, the density of the clouds and the intensity of the frosts are not all stationed in the observatories of the weather bureau. Notice, for eiample, the hludcast and the forecast of the Pun & Co. commercial agency, which tells the country that "continued cold vyeather has offered a needed stimulant to trade In all seasonable lines, but par ticularly in clothing and wearing ap parel, and this seasonable demand has given stronger tone to cotton goods and created a lietter feeling in woolens." Will anybody deny that we are living in an age of marvelous Intellectual evolu tjon? Frank J. Kudllek is the Bret repub lican candidate for state office la 100 to shy bis castor in the ring. Mr. Sadl lek up Ires to become the next secretary of state, for which position he is enil nently qualified by experience in various positions of honor aud truxt; which bo bus filled with credit to himself aud bis party. Twenty years ago Mr. Sudllek reprveeuted Valine county in the" legis lature that cliH-ted Charles F. Mander son I'ulted flutes senator, and slnco then the people of Saline comity have repeatedly elected Mr. Sadllek as treas urcr and regixtrar of deeds of their county. In lSisl Mr. Satlllek was a tan dUlata for presidential elector on the ticket for McKInley and Hobart, and during that cminiulu he rendered effl cleiit service to the republican party on the stump. ' Ills iKilltlcal record aud popularity afford the assurance that bis nomination would constitute ao Vleuient tt strtnitti for the republican ticket ' A StW DtPAHtCRB. A national board of helpful informa tion has Just been started in the city of New York that promises to mlnlmlte the cost of experience and multiply the fund of human knowledge gathered from practical observation. The basic prin ciples of the bureau are embodied in the inaugural address of its president, Ir. Joslab Strong, In the following declaration: It any manufacturer or merchant wishes to know what other employers have done to better conditions for their employes In any direction he can write to the Institute nd receive descriptions, and often photo graphic Illustrations, of the most successful experiments In. that direction. If a city wishes to Improve municipal conditions In any direction it need not send Junketing expeditions to learn what has been done at distant points, but can secure from the Institute accurate Information s to what has been done at those points. If churches wish to know how Other churches have met a changed environment they can secure from the Institute Information upon this point If philanthropists or social reformers In any state wleh to know what has been done by legislation In other states In re gard to the problems of pauperism, crime, child labor. Industrial accidents and all kindred matters the Institute Is prepared to answer such inquiries for all its mem bersas it keeps up to data an accurate record, not only of the legislation of the forty-five states of the American union, but also of the progressive countries in Europe. Here is an opportunity for gathering information that cannot be found in public libraries, academies, colleges or other institutions established for the dissemination of useful knowledge. AK-8AH-BE1S-AUD17UIUUS. It is an open secret that the delay in the construction of the Auditorium is chiefly due to the very material increase in the cost of the structure above the original estimates and the consequent shortage of funds necessary for Its com pletion. It is of great moment to Omaha that the Auditorium sbttll be opened as early as possible during the coming jubilee year. Crediting the executive committee and the directory of the Auditorium with abundant public spirit and energy in the prosecution of their task, It still re mains a very serious question whether they will be able to achieve the hoped for results without the co-operation and substantial support of the organization that has made Omaha famous. We re fer to the Knights of Ak-Sar-Ben, who constitute the most progressive element of Omaha's business community. The Knights of Ak-Sar-Ben are notori ously without a home not even a den and the time is propitious for a merging of Ak-Sar-Ben and Auditorium under one general management. The details of such a merger will suggest them selves. The community of Interest is there and we confidently believe that public sentiment will be overwhelmingly in favor of bringing together the men who "do things." As a matter of fact, a large proportion of the members of the Auditorium directory are already in the ranks of the Knights, while a very large proportion of the Knights would become Very valuable 'adjuncts to the active force now endeavoring to complete the Auditorium. Looking to the future, it must be 'ap parent that the Auditorium building under joint management with the Knights could be made to pay its way, whereas a division of the forces and resources of the separate bodies would tend to weaken both and make both a constant drain upon the community at large. ZtXATUA HALE'S PREDICTION. In the course of the debate In the United States senate. on the resolution to invite Cuba to come into the United States ou an equal footing with the states of the union, Senator Halo of Maine, speaking in opposition to the resolution, said that we would not in vite Great Britain to let Canada Join the union and in this connection made the prediction that men listening to him will see the time when Canada will be come au Integral part of the United States, He declared that if .the plan of the most adventurous of British poli ticians, Mr. Chamberlain, is carried out. a tariff war will be inaugurated ' be tween Great Britain and the United States and this English politician will seek to set Canada up as a great agri cultural rival to us. "Out of that," said the senator, "will arise conditions, dis cussions aud considerations that will end In the union of the two peoples." Mr. Hale stated what a considerable number of Americans, particularly lu the states bordering on the Dominion, believe to be inevitable aud a consum mation of the not distant future. The opinion, that Canada will in time be come a part of the United States is not new. It has long obtained and has had the countenance of some of our most prominent statesmen. There was also, not many years ago, a considerable sen timent in the Daininlon favorable to annexation with the United States. But existing conditions do not appear to warrant the prediction of Senutor Hale. The dissatisfaction Of the Canadian people with the Alaskan boundary de cision has not increased the annexation feeling, though it probably has some what strengthened the sentiment in favor of Independence. This seems to be shown in the proposition to fink the imperial government to grant Canada treaty-making powers. There is, how ever, no indication of any general desire among the people of the Dominion to throw off allegiance to the empire and discard the protection which it gives them. There is no doubt that the great majority of them feel that they are more secure as subjects of Great Britain than- they would.be If . independent, while doubtless most of them believe that no benefit or advantage would be gained by . annexation , to the United States. So far as the policy of colonial preference being urged by Mr. t'haatlier- laln Is concerned, it lnt'Ul.-J effect is to strengthen' the allegiance of the colonies and if it should Ik 'udopted and result in the agricultural develop tnent of Canada, even in the improbable event of a tariff war which Great Britain would certainly make every pos slblo effort to avert Canadians would not be any more disposed than now to favor annexation to the United States. The natural effect of the development of their country under such a ivolley would be to make them more loyal to the empire of which they are a part Granting that the ultimate absorption of the Dominion by the United States is inevitable, it is extremely doubtful if it will come within the time suggested by Senator Hale, which does not reach beyond the present generation, or indeed cover more than a couple of decades. In fact It is not easy to discover in present conditions any real tendency to ward a union of Canada and the United States. Tfl PANAMA PAYMENT. It appears that there is some uneasi ness ia eastern financial circles in re gard to the possible effect upon the money market of the large payment which ' our government will have to make to the Panama Canal company and to the new republic for canal con cessions, the total of which Is $30,000,- 000. There really seems to be no neces sity for any concern on this score, since the financial resources of the govern ment already In hand are more than ample to meet' the demand for the Panama payment without at all dis turbing the money market There is today in the national treas ury, in round numbers, $144,000,000 of actual cash and the government bag $159,000,000 on deposit in bank and subject to demand. This makes $313, 000,000 available at once for the pay ment of the Panama engagement and the amount can be taken from the treasury without making the least Im pression upon the money market. That this will be the course of the govern ment in the matter may be safely as sumed and consequently there is no reason to apprehend that the Panama payment, which may not have to be made for some months to come, will work the least hardship to the national treasury or to the money market. TBS CHAMBERLAIN CAMPAIGN. The world is watching with no little Interest, if not real concern, the prog ress of the Chamberlain campaign for the reform of the British fiscal policy. It is not to be concealed that the advo cate of a change in the economic re.tt tions of the British empire is making some progress. Those who at the outset of bis movement advanced the opinion that be would meet with no encourage ment from the English people and that the agitation which he started would be briefly disposed of, have certainly learned to take a different view of the situation. They have become fully con vinced not only that' Mr. Chamberlain Is most determinedly in earnest In advo cating his policy, but that there are hundreds of thousands of very thought ful .men in Great Britain who are in tensely lu sympathy with the Chamber lain idea. Striking evidence of this has recently been given. . Addresses by Mr. Chamber lain at several points, at which working men were especially conspicuous, were received with the utmost enthusiasm. Nowhere is it recorded that the distin guished leader of the fiscal reform move ment has failed to receive the most cor dial demonstrations In favor of bis policy. Wherever he has appeared be has been greeted by great and enthusi astic audiences, some of which have passed resolutions heartily commending his course and policy. Mr. Chamberlain Is certainly making a very great cam paign. It is in some respects the most remarkable canvass ever made in the United Kingdom, very much more ex traordinary than the famous Cobden campaign in the interest of free trade, because the conditions and circumstances are widely different. We will not venture to predict what the outcome of the Chamberlain cam paign will be. That aggressive and able statesman Is undoubtedly making headway and It Is certainly among the possibilities that he will carry his policy to victory, though he would be more than ordinarily venturesome who would wager upon such a result. The out come will be determined by the com mon sense of the British people. Those who ore opposed to the Chamberlain j)olicy are making an utterly trifling and inconsequential fight against it which so far as can be discerned is hav ing very little effect upon the public mind. Americans have no little Interest in this contest between the British free traders and the men who believe that the sntvatlon of British interests de pends upon a radical change in English fiscal policy. Perhaps such a change would prove inimical to American in terests, but it Is in line with a principle which this country has long cherished. A bill has been introduced in the United States senate making the laws for the suppression of lotteries applicable to letters, postal cards, circulars, pamphlets and other publications concerning any business contracts, or life, fire or other insurance policies tras mined into any state or territory by concerns or persons not authorised to transact such business In the state or territory from which the same are transmitted. This measure is aimed directly at bogus and wildcat con ceriks that collect premiums that afford no protection to jwlicy holders. Scores of such concerns that are operating in various parts of the country will be wiped oft the map if this bill becomes a law. . ) The Nebraska state labor bureau is laboring very hard trying to find some thing to do.ii) order to convince the next legislature that Its maintenance at the expense of the taxpayers is justified. Its latest scheme of self-employment is to establish a bureau to distribute bar vest Lands among the farmers for next year. Ia vthef words, the state labor bureau proposes to turn itself into a farm band employment agency. As a piece of emotional usefulness a harvest hand labor bureau might commend It self, but from the practical point of view It will not prove very attractive. When the demand for harvest bands is greater than the supply of farm laborers there will be no demand for middlemen to find employment for the unemployed and when the demand for harvest hands Is smaller than the supply all the labor bureaus of the state cannot create em ployment for the overflow of farm hands out of a job. Now that Grover Cleveland has pub licly announced his unalterable and con clusive determination never again to be come a democratic nominee for the presi dency, William J. 'Bryan may be ex pected to abandon bis explorations of Great Britain, France and Switzerland, give up the Carlsbad liver cure and return to America with unimpaired lung power and enlarged digestive apparatus. Overdid the Job. Saturday Evening Post There is no doubt that the trusts which set out to poeses the land and sea got eome of the water, but they did not succeed in salting it down. Chackles ol Happy Pep a. Baltimore American. Could President Roosevelt have foreseen the number of letters he would receive from the proud parents of whole herds of chil dren he would have felt neither the Neces sity nor the inclination to say anything about race suicide. Projrrcaa of Democracy. St. Louis Republic. Another princess has succumbed to royalty's old habit of running away with the coachman. The Increasing frequency of such elopements may be viewed as a con cession from royalty and as the advance ment of democratic Institutions. The Beam BcoIdlnaT the Mote. Minneapolis Times. It has taken three or four decisions of the supreme court of Nebraska to stop the reading of the Bible as a religious ceremony in one school district of the state, and at that It doesn't stay stopped. If Nebraskans fought as well In other matters of con science and law what a heavenly common wealth it would be! RanalnaY Off with the Prises. New York Tribune. Official figures seem to indicate that Brother Jonathan has been competing vig orously with his revered uncle, John Bull, for profitable trad In South Africa, Amer ican exports to that quarter of the globe are by no means Insignificant. May mod est, coy and Mushing Yankees be permitted (to express the timid hope that the better man of the two may carry oft the prises? Backbone of the Republic. Detroit Free Press. Forty years ago the farmers owned CB per cent of the wealth of the country: now they own only 21 per cent. But possibly this relative decrease Is due to the fact that the farmer cannpt capitalise his farm on the basis of the value of the land and the profits from last year's crops and the esti mated profits from next year's crop. The farmer is the backbone of the republic, but he is wofully Ignorant of high finance. ' Deilas; Foollah Thing's. Philadelphia Record. Mr. Parry, president of the National As sociation of Manufacturers, has said a great many foollah things about labor un ions, but probably none of the things he has said are as foolish as the things he Is doing to protect himself from the as sussinatlon and his children from the kid naping which he professes to believe are imminent In revenge for what he has said1 about unions. Probably he has had threat ening letters; a great many people have had threatening letters, but the Iron gates and the guards armed with rifles who make Mr. Parry as Inaccessible as the czar are rather a piece of self-advertising than anything else. Mr. Parry Is at tempting to be an Industrial csar, and he probably feels it necessary to keep up all the appearances consistently with the part. Nlaety Per Cent Who Fall. Saturday Evening Post A while ago1 it was Chicago that first dis covered thatad cooking was responsible for most of the divorces out that way. And now it Is a Chicago woman who pro pones that women be admitted to the suf frage wherever they can pass a satisfac tory examination in housekeeping, and she suggests that the qualification would ex clude most of her sex as effectually aa the present barrier. Considerably mpre than SO per cent of the men who engage In business fall; rarely is there a man of any age who has not been discharged at least once In his life for Incompetence; where Is there an employer of male labor who Is not brimful of stories of his trials with help who don't know their business and won't learn? Bo, we see that If the women as a rule fall short of giving satisfaction In their chief line of endeavor, their husbands, fathers and brothers have small right to sit In Judgment. FIXDIXG THE RBAL IXDIAIf. Mtatnfuls Discover the True Article nd Stake aa Exhibition. Indianapolis Journal. In a report" maito Mat week to the Ameri can Missionary n..clntlon attention waa culled to the haintai ne material provision made by the national government for the Indians "With irwiOOO to their credit In the governniwivt vaults In Washington and with mare school houses than they know what to Jo with, the problem today," said the report, "Is really how wlaely to do leas for the Indian, how to give him an appre ciation of his possessions, based upon char acter." It1 Is here. It was declared, that the United States government has failed. "It has never found the teal Indian. The Christian church can do for the Indian that which the government cannot do." It Is possible that the government has never found the real Indian, but It has had a long time in which to get acquainted with him, and acme of bis "real" attributes must certainly have come to light In that time. A good mapy of Its government rep resentatives must feel that they know the red man very well indeed. Perhaps be might have been a different sort of Indian If less had been done for him, but that is quite another story. All through the years his sentimental frienda In and out of the Indian Rights association have urged the government to do more for hiin and have apparently bee a very unhappy because so little was done. It Is quite refreahlng, therefore, to learn from another and equally authoritative source that more haa been done than necessary, even ' though some eaaentlal thlnga have been omitted. Still, why should the missionary associa tion criticise the government for Its short comings while It admits in the same breath that the church can do mora for his re generation than the state can? And If the "real Indian" baa not been found up to this time, why has not the ehurch discov ered and 'developed htra? No Impedimenta have been placed la Its way, but quite the contrary. The following ment policy in the same time protects your family. Take it out and a load of worry will be lifted from your will have conhdence OUR CUSTOMERS OUR BEST FRIENDS The Equitable Life Assurance Society HE'S GETTING CRACK. , Bis Chief Geroaltno Hobbles I'p to the Moasaers' Bench. Brooklyn Eagle. The announcement from Fort Sill that Qeronimo, the Apache chief, who led Gen eral Nelaon A. Miles such a merry chase in I3S6, has joined the Reformed Dutch church, lfull of suggest! veness. The most vagrant Imagination could not picture Geromtmo joining the Methodists, the Bap tists or the Salvation Army. It would be relatively eaay to think of htm as a Roman Catholic. But on the whole there Is no religious body that oommende Itself more strongly to the native dignity of the un spoiled aborigine than the Reformed Dutch church. The Indian scorns emo tion. He took naturally to the forms and symbolism offered by the Jesuit missionar ies. Neither the doctrine of the Immacu late conception nor conaubstantiatlon had any troubles for him. To the man who be gins by seeing God In clouds and hearing Htm in the winds, all things are made easy except -what our civilisation terms generlcally "revivalism." Look at a collection of portraits of the men, who, in black gown and with Im perturbable gravity and sterling scholar ship have maintained the reputation of the Reformed Dutch pulpit; who have stood for the most undiluted Calvinism, aud against all that they regarded aa reli gious hysteria. You will note a striking proportion of round faces, low, but broad brows, strong lips and suggestions of the double chin. Then look at a picture of Geronlmo, and you will find the same type of physlogonomy, the same combination of alert shrewdness and stern, uncompro mising dignity. Truly. Geronlmo haa found his place. If, as atated, he has joined the Reformed Dutch Church of America. The veteran Apache who fought both Crook and Miles, and then beat both of them at compromise bargaining showed at once Dutch courage and Dutch business ability. That Geronlmo haa, even In his old sge, a touch of the dry Dutch humor Is apparent from the Fort BUI dispatch: "He attended a mission to the Comanches, and sat in a front seat" The Apaches and Comanches are sworn foes. V aapiBBSSSaBaBBBSBBBSSSsasBSSBeaSBSBSSSBSBBBBB A VEXEHABLK OPTIMIST. Voathfal Buoyancy and Cheery Spirit of Senater Hoar. Detroit Free Press. To the political pessimist we cheerfully commend these words of the Hon. George Friable Hoar, senator from Massachusetts in the congress of the United 6tates: "The leeaon which I have learned in life, which Is Impresaed on me dally, and more deenlv as I trow old, is the lesson of good will and good hope. I believe that today is better than yesterday ana mat tomorrow will be better than today. I kii. that In aolte of so many errors and wrongs, and even crimes, my country men of all claeses desire what Is good, ana not what Is evlL" Here Is a man who has been Identified with the history of the United States for a period of more than fifty years. In his .tnhin.rr&i)hv. he Is able to say proudly. but without boasting, "I have known per- aonally ana quite intimately, or nave vnr,wn intelligent and trustworthy per sons who have known personally and quite Intimately, many men who nave nave nan a great share in the history of this eoun ... nA it literature, for 130 years." He Is recognised throughout the country as perhaps the best representative or "ine New England conscience" In the halls of congress. He has come nearer than any other member of the United States senate to obeying lu spirit and letter Kipling's ini,.nr.iii.m to the Encllsh. "KeeD ye the faith, the faith our fathers sealed us." Yet In the recollections of seventy years he finds no reason to be anything but cheerful and hopeful. There Is no harking back to "the good old times," when all men were supposed to be honest, all states men pure and all legislation disinterested. The senator himself knows something per sonal! about those good old timea. His "Strongest in the World NOTHING SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS letter is evidence of the Equitable makes money r. the future that nothing else can impart. November 23, 1903. Mr. H. D. Ned, Manager, Omaha, Nebraska, Dear (Sir: I was very glad to find that my policy in the Equitable was indeed a. "Sight draft at maturity." November 19, 1883, I took a twenty year Tontine rl'cy; November 19, 1903, 1 presented it at your office for its cash value, which was immediately paid. You offered to allow me to continue policy at old rate and withdraw accumulated dividends, which exceeded 51 per cent of the premiums I had paid, but I selected to take its cash value. ' However, as I did not want to diminish the amount of insurance I carried or be without an Equitable policy in my safe, I gave you my application for a policy in an amount equal to the one canceled. This is the best evidence of my entire satisfaction with the splendid results attained by the Equitable. . Yours very truly, , H. J. TENFOLD. H. D. NEELY, MANAGER. Merchants National Bank Bldg., Omaha. chain of personal recollections and personal tradition goes back to the war of American Independence, and standing In the valley of the shadow he feels that he ought to lift up his voice to say that these days are better than those days aud that the days to come will be better than the days that are now here. We think the senator is right about It, and it la good to find ft man, who has lived so long and so much, without los ing the buoyant optimism of his youth. The canker of experience has corroded none of It. His faith has waxed rather than waned with his years, and when Senator Hoar can see only light In the east, no body else who is fighting the battle of good government In republican institu tions has any reason for being discour aged. BACK TO THE TIX PAIL. Restaurant Keepers Remove Potatoea from the Free List. Chicago Inter Ocean. The exigencies of trade are compelling the keepers of downtown restaurants to lop off gratuities. Muslo has been omitted already. Most persons do not care for mualo with their meals, and so most people do not re gard the absence of the cafe orchestra as a hardship. But now it Is potatoea. Potatoes are not to be served unless or dered, and. If ordered, they must be paid for. The edict has gone forth. The waiter will not hereafter ask you how you will have your potatoes, because, If he asked, you would be likely to take his question as an Invitation to have something at the ex pense of the house. If you want potatoes you must name them In the order. If you do not want potatoes they will not be thrust upon you. Even this may be borne by the noonday luncher, but Is this the end of It? Naturally, no. If tha removal of the potato from the free list Is tolerated will not the precedent pave the way for a general revision of the tariff 7 What could be more logical than that there should follow an extra charge for gravy? Meat is meat and gravy la well, gravy Is notSneat, and If one wants gravy one must order It and pay for It. Thla la In line with the rule laid down in New York and Boaton, and we are following New York and Bos ton, It Is said, in the matter of potatoea. But if we want tea or coffee or chocolate must we also order cream and sugar aep arately and pay extra for them? Then how about the spoon? How, also, about the nap kin? In case it happens to be oysters on the shell, must we first order the oysters and then order the shell, and have the bill itemised? if we must pay for everything we order in the restauranta hereafter, are not salt, pepper, vinegar and tabasco sauce, pickles. olives, knives, forks, spoons, etc., likely to be Included eventually In the bills? And will it stop there? Who knows? We may be compelled finally to pay an admission price at the door, and fee the boy who opens It for us. ' We are making progress. We are making progress around the circle rapidly toward the ham, chicken or cheese sandwich, the flask of cold tea, and the quarter of apple pie. Soon no bualneas will be profitable enough-, no salary large enough, to enable the average man to contribute toward main, talnlng the costly modem' restaurant. Either ha must patronise some place wher the specialty Is serving food and not the encouragement of the fine arts, or ha must get back to the tin pall of his fathers. Sweeten! a All Ronnd. Washington Star. And so It will turn out that wben the politicians go check hunting next year both aides will apply to the sugar trust and both sides will' be remembered. The democrats will not get a dollar the less for Mr. Wll lams' speech of yesterday nor tha republic ans a dollar the more for the refusal of Mr. Payne to accept the Williams amend ment. Pursuing a course of sweetness and light, the sugar trust Is Indisposed and really hasn't the time to cherish animosity or take congressional deUitee at all seri ously. . fact that for you an endow- and at the with the Equitable shoulders and you FACTS 1 ABOUT IIFE INSURANCE ' A Life Annuity Policy In. the Poi' i Mutual Life is the best guarantee f . good ThuuksglvlDK dinners for you loved ones during life. j F. W. FOSTER, 'Phones 1817 and F3205. Bee Bltlg J. J. HILL IS GRACIOIS. T)s I HVn U-n m.AM nl - " aM- jt rr m gj DVivrrffn J Hlmaelf and the lalted States. Detroit Free Preas. - President James J. Hill of the Northern Securities company has unbent and demon strated that he is not entirely devoid of the spirit of compromise by concession. It is pot long since he stoutly proclaimed that! he would not permit the federal government! to Interfere in any way with the conduct) of the merger which he had dons so much) to bring about. He considerately recog nized that the federal authorities, like the walking delegate, must make a showing! through some courae of activity, but served I notice that they could not practice on him ! or lnterefere with plans made by his cor-ji poration, the alleged powers and privileges !i of which are granted by the sovereign statejf of New Jersey. ' I But Mr. Hill desires no hard feelings be- b tween himself and the United States. Rather than bring about such a misfortune he would prefer to surrender all the rights granted by New Jersey In the company's charter, "excepting that of purchasing such securities as the management may see fl to obtain from an lveetment view point." The right to vole the stock of the three railroad systems merged will be surren. dered, as will that of the company to have any voice In the management of either of them. It will be declared before the federal suprms court that the management of euch will be separate, that there will be no agreement for a community of lntereat, and that the machinery of control with the in dividual lines will be aa that before the merger. It is much to have so powerful and astute a financier openly acknowledge that he Is willing to concede something to the gov ernment, just for the sake of peace and good fellowship, but It lmpoaea tha unpleas ant, If not ungracloua, precaution of look ing out that the magnanimoua gift of al leged franchise rights la not a rhetorical gold brick. There Is an acknowledgment that the company Is in control of the three systems. Otherwise It would be In no posi tion to guarantee separate management or to make any other positive arrangement as to the running of them. Mr. III1I and Ms associates own the majority of the stock In euch. Under no other hypothesis cull they make the patronising acknowledg ment to the government that It may have some rights which the company Is Incline. to respect just as evidence of good will. This accepted, the separate management amounts to nothing except aa it bears upon the question of expenae, which Is met by the patrons of every well-regulated rail road organisation. The main lines Involved are Just ss nearly parallel aa they were before Mr. 11111 be came so considerate of the government. The machinery of management may be re tained, as he says It will he, yet there will be but one directing head, and that win be the Northern Securities company. The promises made through lis president go merely to ths scheme of operation, cot t the paramount Issue ef the right of tha people to enjoy the benefits of competition. After all it looks as though the magnani mous bead of tha merger Is only seeking to coax the government Into helping him whip the devil around a stump. His plan is an ingenious one and It is very gracious on Mr Hill's part to treat the United States government courteously; but In the end It will be found that his company may do Just what the federal courts say It may, and no more. He aud New Jersey com ulned cannot nullify the federal laws or direct their administration.