TIIE OMAHA DAILY HEE: SATURDAY, OCTORER 24, 1003. 15 j OTHER LASD THAI OIKS. i i tuprra Item of the royal regalia Vrdered by King Feter of Bervl upon hla accession to the throne of the regl Hde country Is approaching compil ation ha crown. It seem Bervla ha never had a crown. All the other Oeorg iv)tchMi and Obrenovitche contrived to fml without one. Peter knows what a king fneedd. Tha first Black Oeorge waa not ashamed to charge hla shield with a xnr head. When he waa mad a vrinoe of tke Holy Roman empire ha waa riven a allver cross on a gold ground, and he boar waa put on a flag upheld by on t the supporters. The oak leal which the amlly had used ss an emblem In Its hum- la days of awlne herding waa retained a minor charge by the Piinceaa Ksra- Veotgovltch,' who adopted also a mailed nrtn In commemoration of the great Ser vian fight with the Turka. Bo Peter waa Veil provided with emblem, and Ma COU-'-iin. Prince Rozidar. who la a nrnfeulnnal Hestgner In Parle, will no doubt turn out H wonderful creation, calculated to excite the admiration and loyalty of those who. orgetful of the clrrumetancea by which ie reached the throne, are delighted to e that they hare a sovereign who tin eretanda what la fitting the dignity of Ingihlp. lit will be well to remember at thla time iat when Japan, by the Intrusion, of the j uropean powera, waa deprived of the olle of victory on the continent of Asia, Vie acquiesced . lit the establishment of lorea aa an independent kingdom, but Mvised that It would be to the Interests r those aame Occidental powera to de-J Sand, equal Industrial and commercial salon from: the Hermit Kingdom. If Me advice had been followed !n all prob' Jilllty Japan and Russia, would not. now b facing each other; but the powera were linplclous and declined to take concerted tlon in the matter. But what the Vwer declined to do concertedly and jnciaiiy waa dona by Individuals and Brporatlone. and It la worth while I'tlng that an American concern waa Jst to obtain a mining concession, inc 12S36 German, Japanese, English and jretich companies have all obtained more f lees extensive mining areas In the Her !t Kingdom. The American mines give inployment to about 4.0OO Coreana, and nlderable British capital waa embarked I the American renturea by aome of the Tiding Bouth .African , magnates, who, Jitn their labor dlfflcultlea In South jrrlca, appreciated the value of labor at K3 U cents to SO cents a day for the smt uunni, ao un mo company might regarded aa an Anglo-American under- Iking, although an American comoanv. I had 800 head of stamp at work and hA lid during the present year about B Ann.. i in aiviaonaa. Experienced observers assert that If the tterneas over the Ions of Schleswla-Hol. Hn sttn lingers In the hearts of the Danes, enmark has decided to count the prov es aa lost forever and meet Emperor lUlam'a advances at least half way. hlle It la true that the vast majority of people of Bchleswlg are aa loyal to Den ark aa they were forty years ago, and la despite petty Prussian persecutions, d while they have not forgotten the past ey have abandoned hope. All the Danes Suit now Is to live In peace. A poor nation 1.000,000 people, they realise that their dependent existence depends much on o sufferance of their powerful southern Ighbors, and the great end toward which ey are directing all their energy la to ive their country declared neutral ground Internationa agreement Thla boon can viiij nvin ucrmuf, ior snouia iier iany object the other nations would not J .force It. It waa the realisation of the ' uonnany a gooa win that Induced log Christian t receive Emperor William st spring, and It la thla aame realisation ihlch Impels htm to go to Dresden thla fall be present at the unveiling of a statu Bismarck. Moreover, the economic situ lon of Denmark compels It to look to ii-many aa a future customer of Ita j-oducta. A tariff In England, such aa la l-opoeed by Chamberlain, would mean radically the shutting of that market to tonmark'e dairy products, a chief source t ita revenue, and without new markets ha. little country would soon have a moat erlous financial crisis. Bo It Is that we again that commerce la proving a much tore potent factor la International relations nan sentiment. The fundamental law of tha Russian Institution, for the most part promulgated i y r-eier me ureal, have remained un ! banged; but, paradoxical aa It may seem, , ha manner of carrying out these lawa and 1 leir subsequent amendments varlea aocord j ig to the constantly growing demands of Ihe empire. A very few years ago the apartment of Agriculture and State Do t lalna waa Inaugurated; later came tha tablUhment of the Department of Public and Railways; at the present mo- :.t tna caar la said to be contemplating ' n extension of the functions of tha Cora Jlttee of Ministers, the presidency of which M recently aasumed by M. da Wltte, while i la well known that tha Ministry of the ' ttf rlor haa had Ita powers vastly Increased. ; he appointment of a viceroy of the far 'tat marked another change; the separation f the Aalatlo and European policies an : ther. While no actual facta are yet known '' to the change which la to be made in 2 he .Committee of Ministers, It may be in. t lounced on the highest authority that tha RIVER IWPItOVKMEJT MEETIKG9. St. Iula Globe-Democrat The conventions of thla fall In various parte of the Mississippi valley to consider the subject of river Improvement are tha moat Important yet called for the pur pose In any one year. It la gratifying to know that a sublet of such moment la be ginning to attract the attention It deservee. These conventions cover the upper and the lower Mississippi, the Missouri, Ohio, Tenn essee, the Kaw and other river systems. Tha floods of a few months ago emphasised the need of such assemblages, and tha progress of practical Irrigation la another reason why these gntherlnga are timely and of Interest throughout the country. Dlscunston of deeper and better channela, levees, storage reservoirs and modern boata la In order and will advance all sensible movements to obtain them. The civilised world la giving more thought to Improved waterwaya than at any other period In his tory. There are honest differences aa to how the great navigable rivers of the Mississippi valley can beet be made to serve the In terests" of a vast popu'at'on and of the natloa generally. The subject Is conti nental In slse. Engineers are numerous who claim that aclentlflo e.iTVts for the Mississippi are Of the flrr.l consequence. In a reoent paper read before the Franklin Institute, Philadelphia. Louis M. Haunt, C, E., took for his text the control of Missis sippi nooos, with improvement 01 tne cnan nel and reclamation of arable lands. He holda that no single rratom will suffice. but that there must be "a combination of Impounding reservoirs on the tributaries. especially of the western sections, where they may be utilised for Irrigation; refor estatlon of the arid regions; levees with a readjusted alignment and low weirs at suit able points for spillways, to be connected with large subsiding reservoirs In the swampy bayous; and. Anally, by the re moval of the bars at the delta and opening of all the available and possible outleta to permit of a rapid voiding of the excess of the floods." By these measures, Mr. Haupt believes, the navigable channel will be permanently deepened, the flood plane lowered, arable land be reclaimed, the progressive height ening of leveea be rendered unnecessary and the discharge be retained a longer time In lateral basins, where It will be a valu able feeder to the main trunk. This is a aubject of great magnitude. Ita considera tion merlta the attention of the beet engi ne rs and wisest Statesmen. The debate. by convention and otherwise, should go on steadily. . MISICIPAL PLAYGROUNDS. Their laflaeaee la Reclaiming Way ward Toatk. Chicago Record-Herald. The "night playground" for men is some thing new in the way of remedies for crime and vice In the submerged districts. The efficacy of playgrounds as an agency for reclaiming wayward youths and aa a deter rent against Juvenile vice haa been demon strated so thoroughly that cities do not hesitate to make liberal appropriations for their establishment and maintenance, par ticularly In the thickly settled tenement dis trict. But the playground has a larger mission than the saving of wayward youngsters. Chicago's experience with the eight munici pal playgrounds already opened points to a much larger field of usefulness for these recreation places. Lighted by electricity at nlglt, and supplied with facilities for ath letic sports, they have proved a great at traction for men and a foe to vagrancy, ho bo Ism. and petty crimes. Men who are out of work flock to these playground at night to play base ball and to Indulge In other robust pasttmea tnatead of apendlng the evenings In saloons and gambling resorts. An Illustration of the popularity and use fulness of these playgrounda la afforded by tha Webster grounds at Thirty-third street and Went worth avenue, which haa a "club house" and a one-fifth mile cinder running track. The record for attendance was es tablished by the Webster last month, dur ing which 12.150 persons took advantage of Its opportunities for healthful sport. The police report a marked decrease In petty crimes and saloon patronage In the neigh borhood of these playgrounds. Crime In children has been fitly charac terised as "misdirected energy.' While this definition may not fit the crimes of adulta. It Is true that the Instinct for play and recreation Is Just aa strong In grown-ups as hi children, and the more opportunities that are provided by the city for both to Indulge their love of play the fewer the crimes and minor offenses agalnat civic order. BREEZY BRIEFS. Cheer up, girls. The first leap year since 189 la less than two and a half months away. Bomerviu Journal. Bay, Caddy, whafs that, a cemetery over there T" "Tea. sir. That's the last hole." New xora Times. Mrs. Brown How are you getting along? Mrs. Jonea Splendidly. Charles has two schemes that ran t bring less than $1,000,000 eacn, ana a iiv-a-week Job. Smart Bet "When I saw him he had Just coma home irom a running trip. "And did he bring home a big basT" ' "No but he brought home a big brag, as uiua The new boarder had been three weeks in a nitii.iritiw. 4.n.rn..n Dl ' . i the house. "It la usual." said the landlady ; dmlnlstratlve department of Ruaslan Poats I wlt.h great delicacy, "for my lodgera to pay wiwn nm aiiacno Dcen iim utry ,iere bureau of the War and Interior de . artmenta, will, lu tha present month, be 'gularly transformed. Into a constituted Inlstry. According to the Berlin correspondent of .a London Times the quarrels between the Tf rent groups of the German social dent rats are becoming mors and mors bitter, ne younger generation of leaders, like ' ollmar, Heine. Braun and Bernstein, have parted very widely from tti rigid dog- i .' attain of Herr Bebel and Herr dinger and her disciples of Karl Marx. North and -uth Germany differ In their socialism as ; their conservatism ar liberalism, and thla ; fferenoe fumUhea a further cause of dlvl. ,. The Bavarian aoclallata. of whom i rr von Vollmar la tha leader, are con rativcly Indifferent to some of tha evils. oh aa militarism and bureaucracy, which i Pruaala are such vital questions, and y do not share In the tragic view of poll- t which Is common In North Germany. ,e present dial In the fortunes of the -la! democracy waa brought about by the ' ermlnatlon of Herr Bebel and his Ira- dlate following to suppress all Independ--. developmenta of opinion which might A to make It a party of social and polltl , reform rather than a party of revolu- a. Ths vote which Herr Bebet secured . the Lelpaig congress last month against ' eo-oaJled "revisionist" la not, however, , sol cause of the trouble. Ill feeling 4 been fostered by ths violent language h which the opposing orators have been . boring each other. On aoras occasions t factions have almost com to blows, as .' the oaae at a bun meeting held the er day In Berlin. Indeed, ther seem be soms probability that th party will pllt Into two If not mor division. Taw Daagkter 0sat i Knew. Philadelphia Inquirer. Washlnioa convention of Daughter American Revolutloa ha decided dressmaking take precedence of na na poiiuca, ana na tnu thrown a ong eldvUaTtit en th queoUu of women f ft or aa. r "OaT. that's all riaht." ha renlle affnhlv "I'm not going for a long time." San Fran cisco wasp. "Aa I understand It. vou want me to n on the atand and swear to the truth of your contention." "Heavens and earth, no! I want vou to swear against me. Why, there are five memoers or tne jury who know your repu- wuyu u. .mcago t'osi,, Jonas Hanwar waa carrvlna-- tha flr.t Umbrella. "No." he said. DathetlcaJlv. "I don't a-t much satisfaction out of It; you aee I couldn't borrow It from anybody." Deprived of this pleasure, hi consoled himself by thinking he had enouvh aeiiee to go oui into id rain. Mew xork Hun. Foreman (to sweeper, who Is leanlna on his broom and casing Into blank space ni are you amns. vtuuamT William Helping Cooler, sir. Foreman (walking down aisle and seeing Qonley's smutty face emerging from under g hanctiK vnai are you aomg. unoievr ttooley coining, sir. uppincoti s nn sin. AVTVMS'S IXCERIE. W. D. Neablt In Chicago Tribune A subtle Incense All the air And mingles with the sighing Of breeaea that thla ntutit bear: "The good old year la dying." The creeping, dull October has Grows slowly, surely denser. And through the closing of the day There awing a amusing ccnaar. A censer heaped with kuturan leave From green to crimson turning The vapor a weird pattern weaves The while the loaves are burning. In airy arabeaquea It awaya WhU twilight ahadea ar glooming. And all the. shadow and the has The inceiia la perfuming. The twang of It la wondrous sweet It Is with Summer scented: It holds the ruaile of the wheat Through daya glad and ooutented; It haa a whisper of the rose. And apple blossom' savor. And Juu days with thalr lasy dose Whole grasses lent a Aavur. And ao tha censer slowly awlnra While fields and voudi are fading. And memonea of Bummer bringa When day to night Is shadli.g. The burning leevta with silt-y amok Join with the breeso sighing Through gulden baa. h and reddened oak, "The sik4 oid year la 6 tug." Merws Suits, Overcoats 2 At these 3 prices y on can take your choice of over two hundred different styles of suits ana over coats Saturday. The materials are the best obtainable. Lin ings and fabrics that have been approved are used. There are over two hundred dif ferent styles from which to choose. You can tell exactly how a suit or overcoat will appear. Don't have to speculate as you do when you go to a tailor. You have our positive guarantee as to quality and wear. These Suits and Overcoats stand comparison in 'every detail of their making with the product of the most consciencious tailor in the business, Every seam well laid every detail of finish perfectly executed. The Greatest Clothing Values Offered This Season $9, $12, $15 men's Tallor-mde Suits Boys' Siit Department This department is popular with both boys and the parents, and we ven ture to say that a greater number of boyB have been fitted out here this season than at any other utore. Saturday we. have prepared a number of exceedingly good values in boys' suits that will mean a big saving 1.D0, $1.85, $2.35, $2.85 neat, dressy patterns, in qualities that will stand the wear and tear that boys usually give 'em double breasted or Norfolk you can have either style fifty patterns to select from compare them with anything in town from 11.00 to 2.00 more In price. o n 00. lit: wawaE Women's Clever Walking Suits, $13 Thej are made of the best Scotch mixtures in different shades, plaited front and back with belt and the new shaped sleeves regular $22.50 suits, a special CjJEj Women's Skirted Blouse Suits Made of the new etamines, cheviots and broad cloths, in all shades, has the new cape collar and newest sleeves coat taffeta lined and new shaped skirt a $25.00 1Q C suit our price A zf J Women's Swell Louis XIV blouse Suits In broadcloths, cheviots, ribelines and fancy mixtures all the very latest effects hand somely trimmed with braid and piping suits that would be considered cheap elsewhere for thirty-five dollars OQ 7 E our price O Finest custom made tailored suits the most magnificent collection of high class tailored garments ever shown in Omaha imported tibelines, cheviots and swell mixtures all the new English long coa and blouse skirt effects) g $55.00, $47.50 and ipOO !if mm i Women's Coats Our Great Special Women's Military Kersey Coat Exactly like above picture the greatest value ever of fered. 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A determined suitor has now found a new way of using th motor car for matrimonial purposes, according- to the Parte corre spondent of the London Telegraph. The lady was willing, but her parenta were obdurate. He pretended to give up hop and be reconciled to tha Idea of being merely a friend of the family, and he took out the girl and her father for an auto mobile drive to Havre. At a dangerous part of the road he suddenly put on the fourth speed, and tha car sprang away at a terrific rate. The girl aat still and showed no fear, but her terrified father ahouted to th man who wanted to be hi aon-in law j to top. "Consent to my marriage with your daughter," waa all the motorist re plied. Still th car tore along, and if any obstacle had appeared in th road at least three fatalitlea would have occurred. "Stop! W shall all be killed!" th girl father continued to cry. "Most certainly w shall," said th determined young man, grimly. "If you don't consent at one X am rolng to send the machine Into th ditch, and at this rate that means quick death." As he spoke he Imparted violent lurches from aid to side to th car. "I consent, I consent!" gaaped th new van quished parent. Immediately th car slowed down, and the rest of th journey waa done at a steady touring pace. But during th motor previous mad career a policeman had jotted down It number. When the girl' father, to whom th ma chine belongs, appeared In court In answer to th summons his future son-in-law ac companied him and looked exceedingly pleased with himself, 'when a fin of II franc waa Imposed th younger man aald he would pay It himself, with pleasure. He confided to th maglatrat that th day haa been named. Wed at Mldalght. ' Midnight wedding bells rang out last Monday nlght.t at th weird nuptial of Mia Kittle Woolfolk and Harry Clay Blansy In Chicago. On the last stroke of the last hour of th day th ceremony was per formed which united th couple aa man and wife. WtihJn th horn of Colonel R. B. Wool folk, a form tar cancer In the confederal army, and th father of the. bride. Rev. Mr. Gross, trt St. Stephen' Lutheran church, th QCarlattng clergyman, stood be fore th brVl and groom at th midnight hour. tall clock at tha foot of the ball stairs solemnly chimed one. Th bride atarted. Prepare fee Ceresaear. "Join handa," aald th mlnlater. fh. young- people before him tremblingly obeyed. "Two, three, four, five." tolled the clock. "Do you take thla woman to be -your wife?" repeated th huaky volo of th mlnlater. "I do." . "Six. seven, eight, nine." "And your The twelfth atrok sounded as ths groota stooped to kiss the bride who had become hi wlf. Mlaa France Deamonda, th bridesmaid, gav vent to a hysterical little exclamation; Edwin fuller, who waa at th bridegroom's elbow a ths best man, coughed nervously. C. O. Wood and Henry W. Fenwlck. th other attendants, lookad disturbed.. Stride Break Stleaee. Mr. Blaney broke the tensity by ex claiming: "Wasn't it the dearest wedding? And didn't you all enjoy ltT" "Perfectly," said everybody, while th men wiped the perspiration from their brow and th women gasped with relief. Mr. and Mrs. Blaney decided to have a queer wedding because of the unuaual man ner In which they became acquainted. Last summer Mr Blaney was rowing along th Long Island shore when he heard th cream of a fair bather In the urf. He rescued th girl and thus learned the nam of Mlaa Kittle Woolfolk. (taseaes Bride from Authorities. They met In the shad's of tna Apennines not the two above, but the following two. That was eight years sgo. They were Otuaeppa Balamone, belle of the vale, and Salvator Baail, a handsome tender of flock. Th other day their romance ended In the United Btatea commissioner' office in Brooklyn, a violin, atrategy and Cupid foiling lawa and Jailers. 1 Th lif upon th Apennines was limited, and th young man wanted larger oppor tunities. He wanted to give his sweetheart mor than th simple flower he could pick in th fields, and aa they played the violin together he spoke of another land. On day he aald goodby to the girl, and a a troth presented his violin to her. iresentiy there rams a message across I th sea telling her to com to him, which she did. A disappointment was th first thing she met In her eyes, glistening with tear of joy, were found th germ of trachoma. Of course, she did not under stand what that meant, but ah soon cam to aee that It meant something which would end her back horn and prevent bar from joining her lover. The boy found her, hugging hla violin to her breast and about to be taken back to the ahlp. His movements were rapid and they had to be. He waa back In a ahort time with cm paper which h had her sign. Then he wu away again, to present to the authorities th document In which Gluaeppa had agreed, by a properly signed and witnessed paper, to be hi wife. Habeaaorpu proceedings were Instituted and Commissioner Morle produced ths brlda Prices at Wives Vary. An ants-nuptial agreement, under which the bride-to-be will receive 11.000.000, in lieu of her dower rights, la aald to be a legal formality which, will precede th wedding ef Richard T. Crane and Mlaa Emily Hutchinson in Chicago. Mr. Crane la a septuagenarian, and 1 the president of the Crane company, elevator manufacturers. Thla will be th groom' third marriage. After th death of hi first wlf h mar ried her slater, who died a year ago. Miss Hutchinson is th daughter of Mr. and Mr. DIUon B. Hutchinson of No. fa Langiay avenue, and is said to be beautiful. Casnlf Qarvs of Irwin. Pa., counted out IS Into the hands of Mike Evanle, while beside them stood ths latter young wife holding a e-montha-old baby. Th money wa th purchase price of the woman, Evanlo giving a receipt and stipulating that he releases- all claim to her. Evanle kissed th baby and turned away without th least emotion. Oarvs then took hla newly-purchaaed wlf on a shopping tour and afterward Invited friends to hla Jme In Hemlock Row to celebrate ths event. According to th woman' story, Evanle had not provided for her and wanted to drive ber from the house. When Garvs heard of thla he opened negotlatlona fur th woman, to which sh offered no ob jection. Caaets Caartsal ty Cable. Everyone knows, of course, that Cupid la especially strong on ocean liners. There for no surprise will be caused by th fol lowing story: Mts Jettie Bleckman, who ha been visiting In Indiana, ha atarted for New Tork to return to Holland.- and back of the trip He a litUe romance. Her departure I hurried by a cablegram- On her voyage to America laat spring Mis Bleckman became acquainted with a good-looking, prosperoua young Hollander, and It became a case of love at first sight. The voyage waa ahort. but long enough. Soon after Mia Bleckman' arrival in Indiana cablegrams began arriving from her lover, who had returned to Holland, pleading with her to come back. Then came a formal proposal of marriage by cablegram. Tou may Imagine an Impatient lover In Holland waiting for th reply to that me eage. It cam at last and It waa the reply he wanted. Then hla pleadings for her re turn Increased In number and came to amount to positive demands. Shs acqui esced to cut her visit short, end ha set out on th return voyage. Aged Elaplagr Cenple Caaght. In Pontljc, Mich., ther&Jtave been locked up for safe-keeping two Canadians. On wa M. J. Reed, ged M, a school teacher, formerly of- South Colchester. Essex county, Ontario,' and the other Elisabeth Glbb, aged C2, of the same place. They wer held pending an investigation. They wanted to elope and they did. They came across Uie boundary and found that the United States authorities wanted to Know eometblng about them. It Is not known who objected. Poaaibly It Wa the parenta on account of th youth of th two. Anyway, someone did, and thee two people, who might be aasumed to hare reached sn age when they ought to know What they have a light to do, wer treated aa if they were a schoolboy and girl. It only shows that th young person who 1 no respecter of person get peopl of all age into just about th asm troubles. Matrimonial Hates Henry Laboucher' daughter, Dora, who Is to marry this month Marquis Carlo Rudlnl, eon of th Italian ex-premier, Is a strikingly handsome brunette, almost Span ish In type. Ore of the mementoes Mies Helen Ber tram, the actress, is said to have discarded upon entering upon a third marriage, waa the ashes of her second husband, whoee body had been cremated. She had been carrying them about with her, but decided to bury them. Rev. Samuel Tucker of Oumpolnt, O.. has filed a marriage certificate in which it Is stated that the bridegroom la 101 years and 1 month old and the bride M yeara old. For tha bridegroom. Jarre Boaarth of Ken ner's Brook, It was ths sixth matrimonial venture and the fourth for th bride, Mra Julia Ann Jenkins. Mr. and Mra John Harmon, married at Edwards, Bt. Lawrence county. N. Y., recently, started on a wedding journey to Lock port next morning. At Syracuse their baggage had to be rechecked, and John left the train to attend to It. Then, by mistake, he jumped Into a train which took him to Oaweao. His bride continued westward, with neither husband nor money. At Lyons, the first stop, she got oft and aat down to cry and wait for hlra. Bhe told her trouble to the station agent, who sent her to Rochester. By much tele- traphing th lost bridegroom located his ride, and they were happily reunited at Rochester Iste In the afternoon. "THE CLEVEREST ROOK PUBLISHED THIS SEASON"1 THE TRIFLER By Arc r-)lfc sale tZyrj One of the cleverest of recent novels, with action which gweepe along- from th first chapter and dialogue of an Anthony Hope brilliancy. Ther ia not a dull moment in the book," Tewn Ttpict. ThU la perbapa the moat charming love story which has appeared in many year,' ft ia comedy of the highest order; never once doe it approach the Verge of farce. The atory hingea on the hero' laudable endeavor to regain a packet of JOve-letter written by hi aiter-in-law before her marriage. The ad venturea which befall tha hero in his attempt to secure these semi-compromising epistles from a young fellov who proves to be a veritable scoundrel, ar humorous in the extreme. aj (B0 TROirO KOTMr-IIf PBXS8 OCT KKIT WEEK The Shutters of Silence IV O. B. BURQIN 1.SO THE SMART SET PUBLISHING COMPANY 432 fifth Avenue. Ntw Yrk Aslally. Ten," sighed th fair young thing. "I admit that I ilk you but it doe not seem to m that ws wer ever meant for each other. V have not a single taste In com mon." Mournfully th young man studied the floor for aonvj moments. At laat he looked up with th dawn of hep In hi eyes. "But, yes." he whispered. "Ar you not very fond of onion T" Bluahlngly she nodded a confession. "Bo am I!" he cried rapturously. Judge. A Private Oplatea. Mra Hornlhand I see hyer where they've went an formed a boys' brigade. Farmer Hornlhand Fee goodneaa sake, don't let our boy Joe sea that piece. Mra. Hornlhand Why, BilasT Farmer Hornlhand lie got to much of TO VIA mm pacific EVERYDAY UNTIL NOVEMBER 30th, COLONIST RATES TO ALL PRINCIPAL POINTS IN CALIFORNIA. FROM MISSOURI RIVER TERMINALS, Council Bluffs to Kansas City inclusive, $25.00 THREE THROUGH TRAINS DAILY SHORTEST ROUTE FASTEST TIME TOURIST SLEEPERS A SPECIALTY. FsU lafratUa Chrivllj Famished allcatl to C1TT TlCKaVT UFF1C&V U24 FARNAM STREET. 'Fhon tit. THE KEELEY CURE Cor. I9tk aid UaTcowortk Street. OMAHA. NEBRASKA. Tb Old, 5iet and motl Rellabla Cur lor Alcoholism, norphlM or other Drug- Ad cllctiwrs. Tobacco and Clra ratu Habit. All COIBsaUkV tlOlU COafidOMtiaJ, Wo. B, Bums. rUaagtr a leanln' toward military lif now, eln' that he' ben a-soldertn" on that Job o" corn cuttln' fer th' laat two week. Balti more American. Lteally. Th dressmaker ajr th high-healed ho must go. That' all right. But they say th peekaboo waist ha got to go, too. Why U that?" "Well, the peekaboo waist and the high, keeled ho generally go together, a thirts go, don't they? And if they go together, together they ought to go, oughtn't they?" "T yes, I suppos so, but that make my bead ach." Chicago Trt bun.