TTTE OMAHA DAILY BEE: FRIDAY. OCTOHER i. 1903. Tim Omaha Daily Bee. K. ROBEWATER. KD1TOR. Pl'BLIfilED EVRKY MORNING. . TERMS OK SUBSr-RIPTION. T'ally Bee (without Hundav). One Yesr.ltoi Jmily Uf- and Sund'iv. One Yeur illustrated Hee, One Year nf Funday flee. On lr 2'M Saturday Bee, One Y:ir !!' Twentieth t'enturv runner. One Ycsr. l. nBLIVKREfi 11V CAHRIKR. J1ly Bee (without Pundav), per copy.. Ce lastly Bee (without Kun.lay). r wek..12o llly lie- (Including Hunday). T week. 17" Sunday per rupv Kvenliur He (without Sunday), per week u Kvenlng Bee (Including Sunday), per week ,n1 Complaints of Irregularities In Ollvcry hnuld be addressed tu City Circulation Le t'srtment. OFFICE'S Omaha Tho I?ee Building. 8utli Omaha ritv Hall Building, Twenty-fifth and M streets. Council Bluffs 10 pearl Street. ("Iilengo I1H11 fnlty Build!;;!?. New York-2?.2K Park Row Building. Washington M Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and edi torial matter should h- nddresi-d: Omnha Ilee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. I.mlt hy draft, expres or poslul order payable to The Dee Publishing; Coinp n.'. Only t-eent stamp accepted In payment of wall accounts. Personal check, except on Omaha or entern exi h.mKes, not nocptad. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF Cincri ATlUN. fiats of Nebraska. Dot g'as County, ss : Oenrge B. Tischuek, sJretBry of The Bee Jnblbthtn Company, being duly sworn, ssys that the actual number of full nnd complete copies of The Ually Morning. Evening and Sunday Bee printed . during 1h month of September. 1903. was as fol low!: v i , 20,120 i a.o;in 2 3tf,270 17 2,10 a '..SW.R70 18 a,HT0 4 2O.370 1 .iiS.HMO l im,nn 20 ,440 !M.?ttA ' 21 2,NHO 7 2U,:mi 22 2M.M.HO 30.370 13 K.5.'m ? 2T),atH n 2.7o 19 3.lBO 25 28,720 31 StnXU 16 2W.205 12 Xtt.aiO IT 27JI4U 12 SO,4.lo 28 2H,7H 14 3IMMO 29 2HUVO 15 KN.tMMJ 30 2U.040 . Total H4l2,2:iA 1b untold and returned copies.... l,4S Net. total tales .'..W3.744 Ket average sales.; 2M.424 OEOUOt: B. TZHCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before. m thla JOth day of September. A. l. 11(01 M. B. HL'NOATK. kSeal.) . Notary Public. PARTIES CEAV1NO Tll CITY. Partlea learluu the city at .. mmr Urn may have; The Bee ent to ' tkem ' rea;nlarly by ntlfylnc The Hre Baalnes Ufflor, In person or by mall. The Address will be changed aa often as desired. 'Jliop Itawallnu vttk-ntKHa wnnt to dcmoiiHtrnte U tli worlil Hint tlioy -itv ftill on tlio nctlve list. After allv tbo only ir-al olijwtion the democratic oiini8 Ime raist-d njrnlnit JuJ?e Bnrne In thnt hp is ropuMlcnn. Ak-Sar-Bon IX inoy proudly wenr his laurel crown. Ho was born under a lucky utar nutl fated to be a monumen tal anecesa. With over 28.00 Indinns attending school,' It would look 'as if Uncle .Siir.i were doing pretty .well for the education of hla Mards' childi-cn.J.1 ' s '. ;- The Oimilm doubichendtV'has ilt Jtidfte VJnaouhnler a left ha uder with a f;athcr duster and nduiliiiMervd a mild rebuke io Judge Dickinson. It is to bo hoped Coinmisolonor O'Keeffc will not tire In hla efforts to turn the acnrchlluht on crooked jols and lawless deals lu the court house. ; The railroads do not plant but they reap. The army maneuvers at Fort Itl!c-y will yield a golden harvest. . though Kansas may have a larjje crop of aoft corn In the husk. The candidatos who landed nomina tions are sure the new republican primary regulations are an uiniualffietl fneceus. Those who fell by the way ld a;r not so tmre about -it. . Aa a back salary claimant Jude Por tion l as becii summarily dispostnl of by the supreme court. But we fear that has not disposed of Jude (iordon for a political Job with a nalary attachment. N'elraka woman suffraRists are in session In state convention.- For per istence In the face of dlwouraKeiuviit the womau suffraglHts deserve to rank alongside of the constitutional prohibi tionists. If he' can't get the America's cup, Sir 1'homna can put up a new international trophy and try for It himself If ho wants to. if a will run great risk, however, of having It lodged bcyoud his reach If. the American yachtsmen go after it. 'i lie appreciation of the people of Ne biaska of the superb entertainments gotten up at enormous expense ucry jcar by the Knights of Ak Sar Bci is tdown bj the large attendance at die crunivfii from all sections of the atat; When the coal miners" wage were ad vanced 10 cents the coal mine operators l ihauccd tho price of soft coal STt ceuia pud the coal dealers promptly advanced li e price So cents so as to keep up vith the oiierator and the miners anil go tin m oue Ih'tter. Nebraska lu republican Mat It has rwu a republican state ever since it was redeemed for MeKlnley and Koosevclt In There Is no good reason why re- publicans should not In tnis year lisc aee to It that It remains in the repub lican column. If only to hold its place lor uext j ear's presidential election. Th populists are planning a national conference to 1e held at St. Louis on February U".' next to help thciu discover, where they ure at. Hitherto the Fourth of July has Iwn the tallsmanlc date for all great proclamations of the popu list party. Now it wants to appropriate Washington's birthday as well. It 1 Just possible n populM uational pl-it-fonu may lc pruniiilsiitcd some day as comic valeniiow. ' - ' A.VOTHKH STRtKl.ta MntfF. Tlie prime cause' of tha- tremendous slirlnkage of railway and Industrial stocks la overcapitalization and over secttlHtlon. The collapse of the stock market was by no mean unexpected. Kvery one conversant with the methods of trtift organization and stock Jobbing must have foreseen that the excessive Inflation of stock and Ismd Issues would culminate In disaster, not only to the holders of these securities, but concerns that have accepted the seeurltjes for collateral for money advanced to their owners. . ( Fortunately for the country the gen eral prosperity that has brought ahont an enormous home consumption and vastly Increased exports has confined the 'liquidation to the American center of stock gambling.' Th dangerous methods by which inflated securities have Ix-cn floated by the promoters of gigantic corporate 'combinations nnd trusts are brought to light and shown in ttie'r tiue colors as the liquidation progresses-. The testimony given by one of the oruiinlzers of the collapsed Shipbuilding trust should 1e an eye-opener to those who refuse io comprehend tho true cause of the slump In the slock market and the general stringency of the New York money market. According to the statement of tills promoter of the stock of the Shipbuilding trust, the Ship building trust was underwritten at the Instance of Charles M. Schwab of the Steel trust and J. Pierpont Morgan, the head captain of industry, who Imposed as one of the conditions that their stock should be marketed lefore any other stock should be placed on the market. As another condition. Schwab, the re tired million-dollar manager of the Steel trust. Is charged with unloading the Bethlehem plant upon the Shipbuilding trust for SlO.tXMViOO lu bonds at 00 cents on tho dollar. "While such a shifting of ImuhI issues is ,pot. um;ouimoti, it Is the most vicious form of security inflation, because bonds are tantamount to a mortgage on the property of the cor poration and Interest' on bonds must be paid lieforc any dividend can 1e paid. If trust promotion were confined simply to the Issue of Inflated stocks the purchasers of such stock would take their chances upon their ability to earn dividends, but wheu tho bond Issues are watered nobody outside of the inside ring ever discovers the in flation rntil the corporation has gone to the wall and frequently not until after the tottering concern bus carried with it fiuancial establishments that are the repository of moneys placed on deposit by unsuspecting business men or wage earners. The imperative necessity for legislation that will prevent Itond In flation must be apparent to all who have given the subject any serious thought. Ft Alt AUtiiiCAN CUMPKTITlOy. European fear of American competi tion has loug been manifested, but there has been no Indication of it quite ao striking as that contained in the speech of Mr. Chamberlain at Oreenock. He there referred to the report thatlt Is the Intention of the United States Steel cor poration to send its surplus product to foreign markets and declared that within two or three years there will be dumped upon the British market 10. 000.000 tons of American iron "and thousands of British workmen will lose employment for the sole benefit of American manufacturers and American workmen." The former colonial aocre tary said that while sympathizing with American workmen he was not cosmo politan enough to wish their happiness and prosperity Increased by the starv ing and misery of the British. This la a kind of appeal which Is Tery likely to have considerable Influence with the working classes In the United Kingdom. Allowing for some exaggera tion as to the estimated extent of the possible "dumping" of American iron and steel on the. British market, it is ft! 1 1 practically assured that a very large amount will be sent there and to other European markets wltblu the next year rr two. It Is the well understood purpose of our manufacturers of iron and steel to do this, rather than to cur tail production ami throw labor out 'of employment, nnd If they carry out this reported inteution the effect must neces sarily lie more or less damaging to Brit ish Iron and steel Industries and the labor employed in them. Mr. Chamber lain has therefore presented a lolut that may be expected to make a good deal of an Impression upon what Is the most important of Uritisb industrial Interests and one thnt Is already suffering frotu AmerJenu andtJermnn competition. But vhit will the consumers of the products of iro-i sipl Mee) think nlauit the mat ter? Is it not probable that they will reply to Mr. Chamberlain that this comix-tit ion is to their advantage and that they are not willing to supKrt a lsilicy designed to shut it out? 'Is it safe to say that when the opjiouents of tlu proposed fiscal reform present their side they will urge that the consumers shall not bo ignored and all consideration be given to the manufacturers and the workmen. They will undoubtedly con tend that the duty of the government is to have regard for the IntcreM of the greatest nnmlHr and that a majority of the people are benefited by the compe tition In which the champion of fiscal reform see so much danger. Mr. Ch.uulierlaln is getting itHn perilous ground when he talks about a IMwIhle tariff war. The fact is that hardly any other country la so Ill-prepared for such a war aa England. She is dependent tinou other couutriea for nearly all of her foodstuffs and for a large part of ber law mutcriuls In man ufactures. A tariff " war letweon thnt country Vud the United States would of course. lAdumagiug to the latter, but It would beVatly more so to England. T1m -aslet.and most direct way la which to dcVoy her trade would be to engage, In tV Iff war and Mr. Cham berlain will tiorVJielp bis cause by ta Ik- ing of such a possibility and loastlngIy asserting that "If a tariff war came, England would not come out second best." AS TU IfAVAL rmXSHAM. ' Washington reports say thnt naval of fljeers are not very hopeful over the prospects of liberal appropriations for the Increase of the navy at the coming session of congress. Secretary Moody, it a stated, entertains rather unusual pinions as to the duty of a cabinet of ficer lu making recommendations for legislation, his view being that congress should be left to' determine to what ex tent money' should be voted for one purpose and another. Therefore It Is expected that aside from urging in his annual report that the navy should be increased he will make no recommenda tion for additional ships. It is said that ho will . follow the plan pursued last year, tluit of giving his views on the subject when called lH'fore the naval committee and questioned by the mem bers. It is needless to say, however, that the neTotary of the navy Is In full ac cord with President Koosevclt In be lieving that the time has not yet come for calling n halt to the upbuilding of the navy. Undoubtedly the president In his annual message will strongly recom mend, to congress the authorization of additional warships and this will be sufficient even If Secretary Moody should say nothing on the subject. What the disKisition of congress will be In the matter can only be conjectured, but It Is prolaible that the majority will be found favorable to the view of the president. It Is unlikely, howerer, that there will be large naval appropriations at the first session. DlSTKIBVTlUy OF tMillGBA A' 73. ' The fact that a large number of th! Immigrants that come to our shores coueentrate In the large cities has led to the suggestion that something should be done to distribute them throughout the country and particularly to sections where there Is an Inadequate supply of labor. A contributor to an Eastern pa per urges that there is a leal difficulty of no small Importance presented In the tendency of those who are now coming here to herd together In distinct com munities In our larger cities. The writer says that under srtch conditions they maintain their own language and to a large extent their foreign customs. Lit tle or no opportunity Is presented for their assimilation ami Americanization. Those processes are endlessly retarded if not definitely prohibited by that ra cial segregation whlchj Is now so marked. It is suggested that this condition is neither well for the immigrants nor sae for us and that a solution is to be found In their proper distribution. But how shall this be accomplished? As to this the writer says: "It Is quite within our power and our right to pro hibit immigration from other lands as' we do from China. It le equally within our power to lay down con ditions, as we now do to a limited ex tent, under which Immigrants shall be permitted to enter tho country. It wou'.d seem equally possible and equally right, both in their interest and our own. to. make the entrance of immi grants conditional upon their proper distribution to those points where they are needed, and their exclusion from those centers where there arc already too many of them settled." It may be admitted that such a requirement would In many cases be of advantage to the Immigrant, but It might also operate as a hardship in some cases, as for in stance when immigrants are brought here by relatives or friends residing in the larger cities and who come with thej understanding that they will lsj near their people in this strange land. However desirable, therefore, the dis tribution of immigrants may be, it does not seem to be practicable The gov ernment should not arbitrarily deter mine tho destination of people who are admitted to our shftrcs. Nebraska's vice presidential candidate has always leeu optimistic alKuit the effect of Philippine annexation on America's future eoiumcice in the Pa cific. In his lied Oak speech Mr. Web ster indulges in the prediction that in the no distant by-and-by thousands of American ships will be employed on tho Pacific ocean between the mainland of the United Slates and the Orient. Mr. Webster may not.be aware of the fact that wooden sailing vessels are a thing of the pasv and iron ships are not multi plying so much in numltcr as they are luci easing In magntttuh. At the pres ent time It is doubtful If there nrt; I'.onO commercial ocean steamers plying on all the seas of the world and it may ttke several hundred years leforo thousands of steamers are employed lu carrying on the commerce between the Pacific coast and Asia. ' ' Railroad reports all show Incrcuaci earnings and no diminution of divldeud producing power. This is tho fruit of the prevailing prosjaTity in the agricul tural sections of the country, on which the business of the railroads Is directly dependent. (jive the farmers paying crops and the railroads will paying properties, inat. however, will not re store the stocks to the ridiculously high MM"nts to which they had lavn looted by the speculator and jobbers, Im-ause the real value never Justified the amount of inflation to which tbey were sub Jected. The Omaha club women assembled in annual conclave at Fremont have cre ated a tempest In a tcatot by issuing an emotional disclaimer that -outrudicts some well-defined rumors about their preferences for officers who are to wear peacock feathers lu their bats. Ah, mel Move prison-breaking plots apsar to be batched among the convicts lu Cull forula's state pcnltcutlary than iu the peual Institutions of all our other states combined. Or perhaps the explanation is to be found either In the more healthy imaginations of the prison officials In California or. in their greater disposition to take the newspaper correspondent into their confidence. Judge Vinsouhaler can still help some deserving charity along with a donation of $100 If he can make good his declara tion that the repudiated Vinsonhnler agreement, or any part of' it, is n for gery. We are waiting for him to name the three bank cashiers who are to srvo as umpires. Where Hope Cillds Despair. Saturday Evening Tost. Great Britain need not despair. It may lose leadership in other things, hut It can atlll supply dukes and earls for the Ameri can demand. lOqoal to Their Task. Pittsburg Dispatch. The Ancient and Honorable Artilleries of London and Hogton are demonstrating their ability in the heaviest engagements of din ing and wining in the history , of the two nations. An I a honored Philanthropist. Brooklyn Eagle, (lermnny hum Just put up a monument to the Inventor of the card game called sknt, yet we unappreelatlva Americans have never passed the hat to raise a monument to the philanthropist who invented peker. Roeis't Promise to Moke lilted. Cleveland rialn Dealer. Every ninn, woman and child In the coun try Is Just W cents richer than a year ago. T'nlted States Treasurer Roberts says this Is. or ought to be, the case, but he doesn't promise to make good the deficit In In dividual cases. Nebraska's Good Example. , Philadelphia Press. It is the law In Nebraska, as laid down In a recent decision in the state, that a telephone company which removes, de stroys or Injures trees planted by an abutting owner along the street adjacent to his property, In erecting sles and wires under a city ordinance, is liable for the resulting damage, though no unneces sary Injury Is Inflicted. This cugtlt to be the law everywhere. Chance of Loss Life. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Taking l.MO.OtXI as a basts of circulation, statistics show that at the end of seventy years there will still survive 312.000 out of 1,000,000 persons. , At tha expiration of eighty years there will be 107,000 survivors of the original 1,000,000. When It comes to ninety years of existence only 8,841 out of the 1.000,000. or one In 115. will be living. Of the original 1,000.000 only fifty-four win" llva io see the ninety-nine years, or about one person out of 18,500. The century mark will be reached by only twenty-three out of th 1,000,000. ... CO-OPERATIVE HOlSEKtCKIMNG. Economy Itraws the Merater Poller , Into Home Affrvlrs. Chicago Tribune. Another experiment, and one that will be watchfd with much Interest, is to be tried in co-operatlvo housekeeping in Brooklyn Flftj; persons 'have associated themselves , In ' what may be called an eating club. TKelr scheme la to have a common kitchen, presided over by a chef and assistant wirfi a'slnff of three dinner waiters, and meMs'at'a club restaurant or at home as preferred."' Meals at first will be served a la ,'cnrto ' and at restaurant prices, but after certain expenses of Initia tion have been met prices! will he reduced, as this Is not to. be a money making en terprise. Besides tho chef, who will look utter the buying and the details of the kitchen, there will be a committee of threfl, a director, secretary and treasurer, who wll, attend to the business and finan cial detulls. The scheme seems to bav been arranged carefully, and .If the ft'ty members .can agreo and are satl.if.ed . not only with each other but wltli rlielr meals, which is no slight accomplishment. It should suc ceed, and the members should get good meals for less than they are now paying. Besides this they will escape one source of annoyance, If not of actual distress, which is forcing so many persons into family hotels and apartments with cafe at tachments. It may not solve the .servant problem entirely, for there are other houso duties besides those in the kitchen to be performed, but it wifl remove one source of trouble and make housekeeping easier. The scheme, promising as It seems, may tall, as others have failed, but if so. an other plan may yet be devise! that will succeed. As the difficulties of house keeping Increase' jind the servant problem grows mote and more exasperating, some form of co-operative housekeeping may be an absolute necessity. Besides. It Is on tho lines towards which everything in business, in politics, In society, even In the church, Is tt ruling. Combination and co-operution are In the air. WAt.KS AND f OST OF LIVIMi. Kesalt of Investigation Conducted hy atloafll Jlnrean of Labor. Philadelphia Press. The bureau of lubor of the Department of Commerce has been engaged for luree time In making an Investigation to deter mine huw much the cost of living has in creased In the last few years, and what relation that bears to tho Increase In wapoa. The work is complete and will soon be In print. Whllo a difficult subject to deal with accurately, it is yet posklhle to arrive at satisfactory conclusions. The bureau Is fairly well equipped for sncb wurk, as there has nut been u suspicion even of partisanship in anything It has undertaken for years. The Inquiry shows that there Is not much difference between the increased cost of living and the advantage In wages, and they have kept closely together. Prices of commodities, have not advanced as much as many writers assume. The averags udvance has been about 18 per cent. Colonel Wright, the head of the bureau, says that In years of great prosperity the cost of living generally advances mors rapidly than the rata of wages, and that correspondingly in times of depression lrodticts and tha 'profits of business fall earlier and mora rapidly than wages. But both wages and the cost of living have kept well together in tha last few years, so that the condition of tha laboring man is better tuday than ever before In this country. Prices are declining somewhat at pres ent, but that is the result principally of btrikes. Many Industries have been di rectly affected In that way, and others suffer Indirectly. For Instance, there Is soma stagnation In pig iron and a cut In wagea. and a temporary ceaatln in production is threatened. But that Is due to the stoppage of work In tha build ing trades, the result of strikes. Men engaged In other lines of business, fear ing trouble, are disposed to curtail aa much as possible to avoid risks. This has a hud effect on wages. But that Is du to tlw strikes. In gaeral. the work men are better off than ever Ufore, and If they venture too much In ibe way of atrlkes they bring misery on themselves. ITS OF WASIIIMGTO; LIFE. Minor Scenes nnd Incidents Sketched on the Spot. Washington society anticipates an unus.t ally brilliant senson at the White House during tha winter. For the first time In years In the White House Is a home worthy of the president of the Culled Htstes. The removal of the executive offices to the w ings gives much needed room for social affairs. t,at, season's gnlttes Included a aucceaplcn of tens, muslcales and dinners. In addition to the cuetomary state functions, but the wise people who predict things nro nlresdy beginning to prophesy thst the "first !ndy" Is preparing to eclipse her soclul record in a most signal manner. It is well for Mrs. Roosevelt thst she Is physically able to cope with the winter's demands, and that Miss Alice Roosevelt's soclnl training has developed her Into a valuable assist ant. The early opening of congress will give the president and his wife an oppor tunity to show social attention to the mem bers of that body before the opening of the official season. The spectacle of armed British soldiers lu the streets of Washington, which tins not been viewed since August, 1S14, when Invading Britishers burned the White House, Capitol and Library of Congres, will be seen next Baturday when the Hon orable Artillery company of London comes to tha national capital, but on much dif ferent mission. The English organisation will be here In the course of their American tour aa guests of the Ancient and Honorable Artillery company of Boston, the United States prototype of the foreign body. For the local vlflt the fact that the rmnutemen will act as associate hosts has added interest to the occasion. The twentlcty century peace pilgrimage of the Britishers through the same section their forefathers vljdtcd on an errand ef war and destruction Is made as a return complimf nt for the. visit of the Boston men to England In 1896. The only formal part of the local visit of the two companies will be the reception by President Roosevelt at the White House. , A scientific discovery of much practical value has been made by sn American student engaged in udvanced bacteriological work In Europe, under the general direc tion of the Department of Agricul.ure. He conducted an original investigation as to the llfo of the germs of tuberculosis when found In cheese. His work at first largely confined to tho standard varieties of Swiss cheeses, which are largely sold in tho t'nlted States. Cheese Nwas specially made Into which living germs of the ditense were Introduced. Particles of the lnftcied ma terial were taken at different dates s the cheese Increased In age and maturity, nnd were Injected Into the blood or tlsaues.uf small animals, guinea pigs being used in most of the experiments. The animals were then wntched. tested and examined to note tho results nnd determine when nnd to what extent' the disease of tuberculosis was transmitted to them through the medium of the cheese. From the observations made in these cases It has been demonstrated that if milk containing germs of the much dreaded disease of bovine tuberculosis is made into cheese by the methods most common in this country, and the living bacillus hus lodged in the cheese, these germs will all die and become harmless by the time the cheese Is properly ripened and ready for use as food. In other words, the Investigation shows that there Is no danger of taking the liv nit germs of consumption Into the human sys tem by eating well cured cheese of the com mon kind. It Is Important to noto that tho cheese should be at least three months old and 'preferably four. Tho same degree of safety doca not apply In case of younger and Immature cheese, which seems to be growing In favor In some sections. This affords an additional argument for placln upon every cheese the date wlkS aue. Mushroom growing is one of the latest fads that has struck Washington, and In teresting stories are told of the. financial results of this peculiar kind of" farming. It appears that thre is a large demand for mushrooms, which will Increase as the peo ple come back from the seashore and moun tains and take up the burden of enter taining in their homes. , The fact Is a tourso dinner is not usually complete without mushrooms in some form, and the market men are sometimes driven to their wit's end to supply the demand. Numerous private growers of mushrooms have lately met with good success. If the stories told around Center market are to be believed. Tho abandoned vats of a brewing estab lishment In the- northwest section are re ported to have been transformed Into beds for mushroom growing with almost as good profits as were formerly realized from the beer. Several have made use of their stock yards for the purpose with satisfactory re sults, the mushrooms am easily grown, the yield Is prolific and their sale good. According to the figures given by a dealer at the. market, a fifteen-foot bod will grow about ninety . pecks of marketable mush, rooms. The cost of the bed Is about I. Tho growers receive 75 cents u peck for the best and t cents a peck for the second grade, the size and quality determining the prlce4 He figured out thut three women of bin acquaintance were clearing cuch about $50 a month out of mushrooms thrown In the cellars of their homes. "The scarcity of labor on the western farms," said Assistant Secretary of Agri culture Brlgham to a r.rooklj Eagle cor respondent, "has resulted In cutting down the size of crops lu a great many sections. The farmers have leen embarrassed by lack of help this year to an extent far greater than the people of tho east hsvo any Idea of. I have Just n turned from the middle west, where I beard a treat Ueul of complaint of the high price of labor, us well as of Its scarcity. I believe that the latter condition la due largely to the great activity In other enterprises. Building operations of a number of kinds are und.-r way throughout the middle west, such as the construction of electric rnilroails, bridges, road and other Improvements. This has creuted a demand for lubor at wages higher than those pnid on Hie farm. The result has been that the men w ho usually harvest the crops are now working on the rouds and In the cities. "Tho farmers have done ttie best, thing possible under the circumstances.' Not b -Ing able to compete with the contractors In the matter of wages, they jiave had to m y lect certain of their crops. The corn iu.i not generally cultivated this year as much and as carefully as It should have beet., and j more of It was left standing than is usually , the case. Some of the farmers bought adrtl SCHOOLS. BROVNELL HALL, OMAHA. A Boarding aud Day School for youna women and irla. Special couraa roQuii. tiif two years for high scho.ii aradut'S. auto prepares for any college open to women. Vassar, Wellealey, Mt. llolyoke. Western itescrva I uiveraity, ll I lUversity of Neorask and the l imernty of C'hicsso admit pupils without examina tion on ths crtlncrtiea of the pilnelpHl and faculty. Kxcepiional advantages In Muni.-. Art and ICIoculJoti. Well equipped syin nasluiu Ci feat by 40 feet. Ample provision for outdoor sports Including piivlc skat ing around!. Heopens Hepteinber It. Broil for lllumrsteu catalogue Address ths Piincipal. Omaha. Ntu tlonal machinery and economised In help by this method. But the net result hss been to Increase the cost of gathering the crops and also to limit their volume to a slight extent." Men between the ages of X nnd i eui are wanted by, the t'nlted Stntes govern ment for teaching In the Philippines. To Mil 150 vacancies In tills service, examinations will bo held nt the Chicago postofnee Octo ber 1 and in. under the direction of the federal Civil Service commission. Twenty-five of the cllgibles selected wll' be appointed nt a salary of Jl.ono per year, seventy at 1.(i and flfty-lvo at IW. The examination was considered necessary to fill vacancies about to bo caused hy expira tion of terms of teachers now In the serv ice. In Its call for candidates tho Civil Service commission points out the opportunity for travel and study that will be given to the lucky aspirants. PF.H0At, XQTF.B. The new Missouri State Board of Oste opathy, which was created by the state legislature at Its last session, has licensed 153 persons to practice under It. Nearly or quite thirty of thum are women. One of the most remarkable cases of double-dealing that has come to light recently took place In a New York state family. In which the grandmother, daughter and grandduutthter sll gave birth to twins the sann evening. King Alfonso of Spain Is about to start on a tour of Europe, visiting all the principal courts on the continent. It Is said the Itinerary is undertaken with the purpose of finding a wife to adorn his place. Present indications are that betting on the New York City enmpnign will be the heaviest ever known there. Fred H. Brooks, the Wall street betting commis sioner, says he has ll'io.owi to bet on Mo Clellun nt even money. Timothy D. Sullivan says he Is willing to risk t!0,(O the same way. A good many observers express surprise that the backers nf Mo Clellan do not nsk odds. After serving In the marine corps f.-r more than forty-five years and for nearly twelve yenrs ns the head of thst arm ef the service. Major Qenersl Charles Hey wood has retired, having reached the age limit of til years. He was the only member of the marine corps who had the rank of major general and when he laid down his command there was no officer In the. t'nlted States army or' navy on the active list, who bad more years of service to bis credit than he. The first Boer student who ever entered Cornell university, and one of the first dele gation sent to this country from the uni versities of South Africa, has taken up graduate work at the Ithaca Institution. His name is Leopold Relnecke and he halls from Wellington. Cape Colony. He is of Dutch descent, with a slight admixture of German blood, and has spent all his life po fur lu South Africa. Vnlll this year no student from that region has ever entered an American university. 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