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HK.jjTO It 2H,H4K SO Srt.-MR 21 2M.HSO 22 2H,MHt 23..! stM.nno 24 2S,7:iO 25 .....XH,7X 28 2U.208 27 27.240 2S ...2N.7UCJ 29 2S3SO 30 aU.tMO ....MI2.2.10 Leas unaold and returned copies... 0.4SCJ Net total aaJca 852.744 Net Average aalee 2N.42I OEORQK B. TZSCHI CK. Subscribed In my preieence and sworn to before me tbia 3lMh day ot September, A. (Seal.) V-! ' - Notary Public. PARTIES LEAVING TUB CITY. 'Parties leaving the city ait y time may have The Bee aeat to these regularly by kotlfylng The Bee Dnalaeaa Office, la peraon or by mall. The Address will be changed as oftea as desired. The gas company has accepted the ex rislon of its contract Tbut might have con expected. The farming out of trust funds for private gain ia Junt as reprehensible as the embezzlement of public funds. If some of the high class exhibits at the Midway were labeled low class ex hibits they might bo more attractive and less commendable.' What would become of South Omaha If the patched-qullt charter enacted by the late legislature, should be knocked out by the supreme court? Senator Tom Piatt wants its distinctly understood that he does not propone to be outdone by his colleague, Senator Iicpew, In the matrimonial department. i e The late Postmaster General Blssell really achieved more famo as President Cleveland's former law partner than as a member of President Cleveland's cab inet. Governor Van Sant welcomed a grain en's convention to Minnesota ns the "bread and butter" state. Nebraska will have to bo taken into the combina tion to make It a beef sandwich. While there Is not as much harmony In Douglas county republic a u ranks as there ought to be, them Is a good dual of discord also in democratic: ranks ml jjio coming county election Is liable to be full of off-year surprises. In cutting dividends on United States Steel In half, the company is only pro mulgating a post-mortem statement af firming the Judgment already rendered by the stock Jobbers who cut Steel com mon quotations iu half and then some. In the case In which the railroads luivo been most interested iu the Ne braska supremo court In recent years the railroad tax ease they got a deci sion from Judge Sullivan Just tho way they wanted It. What better could tbey ask? Kveryone takes it for grim ted that the republican cundldutes for university re Ifents. to be vood on in this, slate at the coining cItctloii will win out wlthodt an oflort. We adr t that it looks very much as If this assumption were nlxnit to prove true. Imports Into the Philippines during the past fiscal year decreased a trltle. The number of American soldiers cm duty there to constitute tho effective demaud for the. fluid that made Milwaukee fa mous and other little luxuries that havi to be Imported from, home Is smaller. The I.lucoin Mar says a lew words editorially In praise of Omaha's Ak 8arBcn demonstration . and exproses the wish that the carnival and pageantry may be this year the most successful of the series. This is so at variance with the usual altitude of I.lnivlu pner to ward 'Omaha enterprises that It Is re freshing as well as gratifying. m ... ' -j " . For everything that the city of Omaha buys li usually pays more and never Jess than the market price, but when it comes to omcial advertising it inviats upon VfJ'Ing only one-fourth of the com mercial rate churged by the dallies to their beat patrons the department tores and that notwithstanding the fact that tb total volume of city ad vertising ia than one-f uirtli jf the total volume oi1- ndreiliMng don; by any M of tho Uepurtn.cnt ttorca of Ou;aha J Hi." VKMiKBATIC A WSJ I. In his speech accepting a rt'iioml mi Hon (Sovornor Hates of Massachu setts snlil tlint the democratic party makes Its npiM-al to "(he discontented, the rtlsgmntled. the unsuccessful, the disappointed." White this had special reference to the democracy of Massa chusetts, it applies to the party through out the tiiuntry. Look at any demo cratic platform of this year or of nn.v recent year' and it will be found to ttiiiiulti an appeal to the ele ments spoken of by the governor of Massachusetts. There Is in none of these utterances a candid and unquali fied acknowledgment of the material progress and prosperity of the country. If in any case they Imply that the na tion has lxen growing industrially and commercially. It Is nccornpanied by the statement or Insinuation that such prog ress has not been normal and that It. cannot last. The persisteut democratic assumption is that the country has advanced In wealth ond power uuder conditions that are largely fictitious and that there is little If any substantial foundation to Its prosperity. The dem ocratic campaign in Ohio ia being con ducted upon this theory and very re cently one of the democratic leaders In Now York publicly expressed the opin ion that the time Is near nt hand when it would be (shown that our "alleged prosperity" Is insubstantial and the in dustrial ami commercial fabrics would be thrown down and general dlsnster ensue. According to these prophets of ciilamity the country is soon to experi ence a setback that will destroy the profits of capital and reduce the earn ings of labor, inflicting inestimable danmgo on all Interests. They are equally pessimistic, profess edly, in regard to our Insular posses sions. Hefuslng to take any note of the progress that. Is being made in the Improvement of conditions in those pos sessions, they yet seize upou every un toward Incident, however trifling, as evidence that what has been done by our government Is a failure and that there is no promise of any better re sults in the future. Fair-minded ob servers know that a most valuable work has been accomplished lu these Insular jkwhchsIous and that their inhabitants are very much letter off now than when they came under American protection. Yet the democrat persist in denying this and iu asserting that not only has there been no improvement, but that the outlook is anything but encouraging. So with regard to our foreign policy there is complaint and adverse criti cism, although there has never been a IH'iiod in our history when the govern ment of the Uulted States was stronger In the respect and confidence of the civilised world. The democratic appeals to the discon tented and the disappointed may affect a few. but they can hardly bare any ex tended Influence with a people as gen erally prosperous as are the American people at this time. They have uot for gotten what resulted from placlu; con fidence? in a like' appeal not man; years ai, and they are nor to l misled by it now. The party of calamity has no cla:ii: to the respect or support of a pro-fcrcst-ive and proswrora eopl. CHAIRMAN OF APPROPRIATIONS. One of tuc most important chairman ships lu the house of representatives Is that of the committee of appropriations. It has been filled in past years by men of the highest qualifications for integ rity and prudence, men who were most watchful and zealous in regard to the financial interests of the government and were ever careful to keep the na tional expenditures down to the mini mum consistent with a proper adminis tration of the public service. It would bo easy to cite the examples of such "watch dogs" of the treasury In our his tory, of men who, feeling the great re sponsibility imposed upon them by con gress' to carefully look after the ex- J penditures of the government have most I honestly aud zealously performed ths duty assigned to them. It Is not necessary, however, to go farther Kick than the record of the man who is to be the speaker of the bouse- of representatives of tho Fifty-eighth congress, Hon. Joseph G. Cannon. In all the history of our government there has never been n inun who has more earnestly worked for a reasonable ccoa omy in the public service than this dis tlnguished representative from Illinois and there can ! no doubt that as speaker of the Fifty-eighth house of representatives he will be no less so- liclious than he has Wen as the chair man of the: committee on appropria tlons to repress the extravagance and kevp Hie appropriations of congress within reasonable limits. It is Indeed one of the strongest claims of Mr. Can lion to the position of speaker that he can be depended upon to exert the great iuilue'uce which his position will give him to put a check upon all schemes which may bei presented for unnecessar ily increasing the expenditures of the government.' While not opKod to any expense which may Ite absolutely neve sary In the interest of the public service, Mr. Cannon may Ik relied upon to an' tngonize any aud all efforts that may be made to unduly augment the outlay of the government. - 1 Current reiort has it that Represents live Hemenway of Indiana is to be made ehalriuan of the committee of ap proprlntious and then: Is some test! inony to his ability for thut important position. lie has been four terms in congress and a part of this time a mem bcr of the appropriations committee, so that he Is familiar with the duties and obligations that belong to tho position of chulriuan of the house committee on appropriations. Me Is little known to the country, but that can be said of other men who have first occupied this Itiiistrtant position. What can conn dcntly be assumed Is that tf Mr. Can hem has dclded to place Mr. Ileiuen r at the head of the appropriations cc uiaitiee of the house of reprcacuU tire It Is because he feels that this would be in the interest of economical folr illustration. OMAHA AM) OTHtR CITIES. Ueiieral Ma'nderson returns to Omaha from a visit to New York. Pittsburgh Phllntlelphla and Minneapolis saturated ttlth municipal suggestions. I'irt anil foremost. Ocncral M.-indcr-sonfecls Impressed with the imperative necessity for replacing nnil repairing street pavements that are worn out nnd keeping the paved streets clean and un obstructed for traffic. "This Is a splen dlei Iden," as was the habitual exclama tion of an eminent Omoba lawyer ami intimate friend of General Mande-rson. But how should we go about it to put this Idea Into execution? It Is a mutter of notoriety that many of our most prominent realty owners nre lamentably lacking In civic pride and habitually obstruct every effort to Indui'o a majority of tho owners of property adjacent to public thorough fares to sign pctitlejus for paving or re- pavlng. Without these petitions, signed by a majority of the property owners, the Poard of Fabllc Works and the mayor and council are powerless under the law to make contracts for paving or repavlng. ' With the utmost stretch of power they may do some repairing on dilapidated streets, but even then rival paving contractors and tax shirk ers have blocked the way to these Im provements by injunctions and counter injupctions. Unless the courts can be prevolled upon to desist from grauting frivolous restraining orders and frowning down upon obstructionists to public Improve ments, the city is helpless nnd will so continue until the charter is nmeneled and the powers of the mayor and coun cil are enlargeel. Everybody In Omaha realizes that our streets nre not kept as clean ns they ought to be, but street cleaning cannot be done with a "whereas" or a resolu tion. It must be paid for with money. So long as the railroads, who own one sixth of all the realty values In the city, refuse point blank to bear their share of the burdens . of maintaining local government, the pavlug repairs nnd sys tematic street, cleaning are practlerally a luxury that Omaha cannot Indulge In Who Is to blame? . There are, doubtless, many municipal reforms that could be introduced In Omaha without a serious strain upon Its municipal treasury, but these reforms can be brought about only by a concert of actlou on the part of public-spirited citizens,' wlfing to devote part of their time and some of tbelr money to Im proving existing conditions. We must remember that Rome was not built in a day. When New Y'ork, Philadelphia, Boston, Baltimore and Chicago were no larger than Omaha their streets were Infinitely more wretched and, dirty than those of Omaha are today, while their municipal government was more waste ful and. ijiore extravagant. . For that matter, municipal graft, official pllferiug and wastefulness in tho municipal gov ernment of Omaha Is like a drop In She bucket as compared with the graft and reckless extravagance In the conduct of municipal affairs in most of the larger cities of America. But that should not deter us from trying to do still better. In the face of his own admission of conduct that would Justify his Impeach ment nnd removal from the office of county Judge 2.750 republicans of Douglas county have by their votes at the primary declared in favor of the renomlnatlon of Duncan M. Vinsonhaler for a third term. It remains to be seen whether the 12,000 republicans who have not expressed a preference at the primary election are willing to 'put a premium on Judicial lawlessness when they cast their ballot at the election on the 5th day of November. The democratic county ticket Is pow erfully weak nnd powerfully strong In spots. The conglomerate republican primary rules have given the democrats material advantage in harmonizing their ticket so as to represent tho various elements of the party and community. well as the various sections of the county. It will remain for the repub licans to make up by energetic work what the anti-committee has spoiled by lis foolhardy attempt to shoot the rapids. Out of the 15,(sx republicans of Doug las county only about 5.000 have taken the trouble to participate iu the primary election. In other words, two-thirds of the members of the party have rc fused to avail tbemselvea of tho privl lego of expressing their choice of candi dates by direct vote. This would hull cate that the rank and file of the party is Indlsitosed to take any Interest In candidates until after tbey are nomi nated. The Nebraska itate chemist has dis covered that the liquid branded as pure food apple cider vlnegnr is neither made of cider, malt nor grain, but so long as It Is sour and makes people's mouths pucker It ought to pass muster as vine gar without being subject to Sue and imprisonment. There will be do dearth of applicants willing to accept appointment to the place of secretary to the State Board of Assessment created by our new revenue law, but tills is a position, of such un usual Importance that the office should seek the man rather than the man the office. Proseeuitlng Attorney Folk of 8t. Louis wauts to have the crime of bribery In cluded ro the list of ff ense made extra ditable by our treaties. The wonder is that this crime should have been over looked this long by the diplomats who negotiate our extradition arrangements. Natloaal Eaeltemeat la Check. Baltimore American. One mighty nice thing about that Alaskan boundary I the nunnur In ahloli the com moa pacple ar controlling thlr felingi and lildlnir the pre.it esdiement they must fi-el over tlie sli j- areiiments presented by tin- rriireS'nlBllvta ol the Interested nation. Lett to Their Fate. Kansas 1 '11 V Journal. Colonel Hrynn willingness to go to Ku rone :md pave the country at the niTcy of nrennli"d wealth looks snspli lonely like iiVamlonlng the plain pccplo to their fnt Heroes to Rely On. Cblenpn Ilecord-llerald. It is reported from Washington that tewey. S,.hry or tli nernl Miles will be tho next democratic vice presidential candidate. Ittit the rriuihllcnii needn't worry. They have Corbln to fall back on If a hero la needed. Tralamea Braelna t p. San Francisco Call. It Is represented that one of the chief causes for the crusade which the railroads of the country are carrying" on agnlnst the tuc of Intoxicant liquors nnd tobacco by operatlnc employes lie the fact, which 1ms been positively disclosed, that tho poisons contained In the proscribed articles produce color blindness, which Is, of course, a fatal defect In locomotive engineers, firemen nnd train hands. Penalties of f.reat ne. Minneapolis Times. Greatness has Its penalties. ITncle Joe Cannon Is compelled to take a fine houae and entertain In a manner befitting hie po sition now that he la to be speaker. Jle would greatly prefer the simple, unosten tatious llfn he led while be was a niero momlwr and we are Informed that his greatest delight Is to sit In the lobby of his hotel and swap yarns with his cronies, pulling away the while at a large Mick cigar. They do say that his happleat days nre when he Is back In the Danville neigh borhood, expounding politics In some village proccry and spitting at the stove, and It must be admitted that that sort of thing endears a statesman to his constituents down in Illinois. MILITARISM fJOAK MAD. Spectacle Freseated hr the Colorado State Troops. Detroit Free Press. Civil authority in Colorado will soon have to assert Itself or cease to be of any significance In conducting the affairs of the state. The troops on duty there have set the courts and the statutes aside and es tablished themselves as the supreme lawl The local soldiery have made arrests with out warrant and without the evidence on which a warrant coulel, be issued. When writs of habeas corpus were Issued they invaded the court lu the form of a small army and when the Judge said that the prisoners must be surrendered to the civil authorities the oftleer in command sneered at the order and marched his prisoners back to camp. The latest Indication that the military is In command appears In connec tion with the suppression of a newspaper office at Victor. The paper offending Is the official organ of the miners. It Is easily conceivable that it did not please the troops, who arbitrarily took command wherever they were sent; for it dealt with them, as usurpers and tyrants. There was no process from the courts, no applications for any. Cavalry and Infantry raided the office, ' arrested all those hav lng Important connection with the Institu tion, marched them to the camp and im prisoned them In the guardhouse. The al leged fact that tho charges are now to be made does not lessen the atrocity of the act In the least.' 'No power on earth was entitled to arrest the accused except upon warrants duly sworn' Out and Issued, placed In the hands of civil officers chosen by the people for that service, and executed by them. The soldiers had the same right to take to the guardhouse merchants, manu facturers, lawyers, doctors, preachers or anybody else who had dared to criticise their high-handed conduct. While the Colo rado troops profess to be restoring law and order, most of their efforts seem directed to maintaining a state of lawlessness on their own account. FAMOIS . Jl DftB RETIRING. Record of Oliver Ferry Sutras of Ike Federal Benea. New York Bun. Judge Oliver Perry fihlras of the United States district cOurt of the northern dis trict of Iowa, a brother of ex-Justice George Shiras of the United States supreme court, will leavs the bench on November 1, having reached the age limit, "0 years. During the twenty years since this court was created Judge Shiras has continuously presided over It and his fame as a Jurist has extended beyond the limits ot Iowa. It has so happened that he has had to decide several famous cases, which have subse quently passed on appeal to the highest court in the union. In almost all of these his Judgments have been upheld. As a member of the court of appeals for the Kighth United States circuit Judge Shlraa heard the famous case against the Transmlssourl Freight association, involv ing the question whether the Sherman Anti Trust act applle-d to railway companies, and. If so, whether combinations between railroad companies for the purpose of main taining certain freight rates were lawful under the provisions of that act. Tho two other members of the court, one of them Judge Thayer, who recently wrote the opinion In the Northern Securities case, held that the written contract entered Into by the railway companies was not unlawful, because the rates fixed In it were not shown ble. Judae Shiras. dissent ing, held that the Sherman act did apply tof''''" snioklng by actual observations railway companies, and that It forbade their entering Into any arrangement for the purpose of avoiding competition among them. The supreme court supported him and re versed tho Judgment though the Judge's own brother voted In the minority against his view. No federul Judge in the west lias so wide an experience In trying esses In which In diana were Interested as Judge Shiras. In a celebrated case. In which a Sioux chief, having killed an officer a few days before a peace treaty was made with his tribe by General Miles, was subsequently arrested and trle-d for murder, the Judge made the Jury acquit the Indian, holding that the convention made with his tribe by General Miles bound the government and the courts to forgive the crime. In a frequently quoted pension case hs held that the state laws do not apply In the matter of pensions, a subject wholly controlled by the acts of congress. The United States supreme court upheld this view. It has been the subject ot much comment that so able a jurist remained on the dis trict court beuch. He Is one of the few district Judges who occasionally sit as a member of the circuit court of appeals, and it Is believed that had he chosen ha could have been promoted years ago. He is popular, and tho Dubuque Bar association Is preparing a demonstration In his honor on his retirement. Judse Shiras was a Pittsburg boy. He served in the civil war as adjutant on th staff of General Herron. One of his for mer law partners is ex-Speaker Henderson. As a Judge he has the reputation of dis posing of more cases in a terra than the average district Judge does In tmo. In ririvate life he is a model of precUlon. His only painful duty on the bench, ha has often said. Is to sentence prisoners, no mat ter hew serious their crime may bavs been. ROISI) ABOIT SIS W YORK. Rlpplea the tsrrrat of Life la Ike Metropolis. "A few days ago." writes the New Tork correspondent or the I'hlladelphla Iedgr, "F.dward M. Orout. city comptroller, had the respect, If not the admiration, of the entire community. Ilia letter to Mayor !,ow. accepting the fusion renemlnution for comptroller, was the occasion for highest commendation for the writer, ns well as for the communication Itself. Kdltorlal writers pr.ils.! Mr. Urout to the point of laudation, lint today there Is not a more unpopular man In New York City than Edward M. Orout. On nil sides he Is being mercilessly pilloried for what Is termed his treachery to the fusion cause by accepting a nomination from Tammany and refusing to withdraw as a fusion candidate, virtually admitting that his sympathies are with the Wigwam by declaring thut he will not attack that organisation on tho stump. Mr. Orout Is utterly discredited with the fusion element; he la being assailed by the Kings county democrats, who declare that he also betrayed them In years past; the Tammany lenders, with whom It is claimed he made a treach'-rous bargain, have no good word to say for hltn; he was roundly hissed at the convention which nominated Mm only through the power of Mr. Murphy arid his machine, and nt last night's borotiKh convention of the Citizens' Union, which organization Intends to purge Itself of him If It he possible. The republicans I -IH do likewise, and the Brooklyn donio- l crats will doubtless loin with the fnsioni.ta ! In 4he selection of another candidate for comptroller to oppose Grout, though thev will support McClellan for the mayoralty. lne combination against tho comptroller promises to be powerful, and at this writing It seems that his fate will be defeat. humiliation and oblivion." The splendid results of the Nathan Straus system of pasteurized milk riistrimitjon are made manifest In the statistics of mortality among children. During tho senson the Ftraus depots In New York have distributed 1.595,725 bottles of pasteurized milk and milk fowls. In addition to this, over fiOO.fUKi glasses of milk were consumed In tho public parks. As an example of the effect of this and other sanitary reforms, the health de partment of New York presents tabula tion for June, July and August In the last thirteen years, the death rate being that of children under 6 years of age. It shows that the death rate among children has steadily decreased from 126.0 per 1,000 In 18M to ffl.6 In 1903. "Have you got any of those" fool dream books?" said a short, stout man, entering an Ann street bookstore. "Lots of m," replied the salesman, toss ing over a pile of paper-covered books, with demons In red and black adorning the front pages. "My servant girl wants them," explained the man, half apologetically. "Tes," said the salesman, looking bored. The man selected three of tho books, one on dreams, one on fortune telling and one on handkerchief flirtations, paid for them and went away. "His servant girl wants them." said the salesman to a friend. "The old gag. He wants them himself, and Is ashamed to ask for them. "We get several dozens of that kind In here every week. They nre crazy over dream books and fortune-telling books,, and all that kind of thing, but they are so afraid someone will know it. "Almost everyone of them blames the poor servant That's the most popular bluff. They laugh, and say they don't know why the servant wants them, but they sup pose they'd better humor her. "Then they take tho books home and read them by the hour. When they've finished them they come back for more." "It's best to let them think they are fool ing you, for we sell more books that way." Notwithstanding Innumerable strikes, the records of the Bureau of Buildings for the last nine months show that the amount of business done has been the heaviest In many years, and Is several million dollars ahead of the corresponding period of lust year. The showing made by the depart ment since the beginning ' of the year Is considered remarkable. In view of the labor discontent and the high prices of building material that have been in evidence since early spring. Tenement house operations have been the most pronounced feature of the activity, due entirely to the modification of the tenement house law early In the j-aar. Magistrate Crane of the Harlem police court naiuos tha vices to which cigarette smoking wt'.' lead boys in this order: 1. cigarette smoking; J beer and liquors; 3 craps; 4 horse and gambling; 6 larceny; C state prison. Thia conclusion was reached, he says, by his personal observa tions as a police court Justice. Ite further states that in ninety-nine out of every one hundred boys, from 10 to IT years of rge, who came before him charged with crimes ranging from mis demeanors to burglary their fingers are stained with tho yellow discolorations that result from the use of cigarettes. Search for these stains on the fingers of criminals arraigned before him has become quite as commonplace in the proceedings as the reading of the warrants or the hearing of evidence. By these tell-tale marks of mental decoy and moral weak ness the justice professes to understand as much of the case ns In any other way. "Hold up your hands," followed by the question, "Do you smoke cigarettes?" Is by no means an unusual way of opening a cuse in this court. "I am convinced of the great evil of nuule as a magistrate," said Magistrate Crane to a reporter for the World the other day. "I am not a 'crank' on this subject and do not care to pose as a re former, but It Is my opinion that cigarettes will do more than liquor to ruin boys." "Do you find from your inquiries and observations," the magistrate was asked. that the practice of cigarette smoking among boys Is Increasing?" "Beyond a doubt and to a most alarm ing extent. The confessions made In my court by boys arraigned there are posi tive evidence of this growth." "Do you think a moderate use ot cigar ettes more detrimental than that of liquor upon boys and young men?" "The 'moderate' cigarette smoker Is a rare exception among the victims of that Mindyour doctor. He says: "Ayer's Cherry Pectoral for COUghs." i.c..Tl: THE OLD Absolutely Pure THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE vice, and, as a parent, I would prefer to see my boy given to the us of liquors rather than to clgnrettcs, for the latter Is cno of the ver7 worst hnhlts to break from. "Boys who use cigarettes." continued the magistrate, "have such an appetite for them that they will stent the money to get them." A man of so odd years riled In New York City last week, leaving written on a small sheet of paper the following: "Personal memoirs. At the ago of 30 I gave up dancing; at 40 my endeavors to plense the fnlr sex; at 50 my regard of public opinion; at 60 the trouble of thinking, and I have now become a true sage, or an egoUst, which is the same thing. I have never meddled In any marriages or scan dals; I have never recommended a cook or a physician; consequently I have never attempted the life of anyone." A l,AD OF PARADOXES. Strange Featares of Life In "Our Old Kentneky flome." Chicago Inter-Ocean. "The Kentucklan who considers it his God-bidden duty to beat you In a horsa trade or a lumber deal," raid Rev. John R. Grosser at the Kenwood Evangelical church last week, "keeps all of the command ments, and the eighth much better than his northern brethren." Rev. Mr. Crosser, It seems, has recently returned from a vacation In tho Blue Grass state, which he found to be a land of para doxes. Tho native, he discovered, "wou'.d not steal your umbrella, but he would kill you for calling him a hard name; he drinks moonshine whisky, yet shows no signs of dissipation, and there Is not dull-eyed man In Kentucky." All this Is exceedingly complimentary to a commonwealth from which the popu lation of Illinois and Chicago has been and is being largely recruited. Such disinter ested testimony must excite pleasurable emotions In the breast of Colonel Walter son, particularly, with regard to the ability of the Kentucklan to bear himself like a gentleman and a Christian while he Is beating his best friend In a horse trade. Blood will tell, and there Is something In the blood of a genuine Kentucklan which prevents It from rushing to his face while he is palming off a spavined mare upon an unsuspecting stranger. Colonel Wa-ttcrson will not be so well pleased, however, to learn from Rev. Mr. Crosser that Kentuckians "do not treat their women right." "The men," he says, "work from three to four hours a day and the women work sixteen." The . Kentucky gentleman who works three or four hours a day, declares Rev. Mr. Crosser, will not swear in the presence of the Kentucky woman who works six teen hours a day. Whether this is due to the Kentucky man's fear let his profanity might cause the Kentucky woman to sus pend work. Rev. Mr. Crosser does not In form us and we shall have to look to Colonel Watterson for an explanation. Still, It Is difficult for even a preacher who has been making observations during a 'vacation period to generalize In a matter of this kind. There must be plenty of Ken tuckluns who do not cheat In horae trsdes, and It only stands to reason that there must be many Kentucky gentlemen who work as many as tight hours a day and some Kentucky women who do not work at all. (i HEAT ISIH'STRIAI. CEVTEH. C'oaanntnttoa of Coal Attests tar Maanfartorlne Vpllft. fit. Iouis Globe-Democrat. The announcement by the United States geological survey at Washington that the I'nlted 8tats' output of coal lu 1!02 was 3iO,0CH,0OO tons tells the story of the coun try's Industrial activity and prosperity. No other country camn anywhere near this figure. Tho I'nlted Kingdom, which led all the rest of the nations along until re cently in coal production, Is far behind us now. Though tho fulled States titood low In the list in its coal yield a third of a century sgo, It now produ-ics more than a third of the world's iinnusl oi-tptit. As coal Is the foundation of all the ;;rc.it manufacturing activities, this Immense output shows that the fiiltcd Htntcs is high on the prosperity wave. At the minimum price at tho mouth of the mine, this yield of 300.000,000 tuns means u direct addition of S25.0.00O to the country's In crease lu wealth In the year. Moreover, the output In 1'.1 is likely to go mil. h Uyond the mark of lOOJ. Iast year the production was diminished by the lengthy and senseless strike among the anthracite miners. Nothing like this is in sight for this year, slthough strikes have boen threatened. There la no doubt at all that the coun try's product could t largidy Increased even by the forces which are at present at work. The mines are not run tn their full capacity in ull cases. There Is talk every little while that some of them arc being shut creased. In keeping up the person down or their product etc order to give an excuse for tho price. The consumer is who r.vs the freight In the Ust analysis. He is the man who suffers for the wra.iglts of the operators and the miners. It would be easy for the op erators to send the output up much be beyond the o.(00,oou-ton mark, which would be a benefit to the country at large by cheapening coal, though It would not greatly Increase the revenue of the men who run the mines. Tho flguies of the coal output, while they show that the I'nlted States Is the renter of the world's manufactures, also Indicates that there la a chance for a good deal of expansion In the product to the advantage of the mass of Ut country's contumers. RELIABLE FFROVI, XOTES. Hon. John D. Ixmg has Just been r elected president of the board of overse .i of Harvard college. Senator Hanna's brother hns given tW , 000 to the Western Reserve university. Tli ' will make more votes than a joint debate. Ore has been found iu Colorndo eontaliiin radium, unanluni, vanadium, buranlum an . polonium. If they dig a little doepor may I ' they will find euphonium and Palladium. Admiral John G. Walker, president of th Isthmian Canal commission, wears Ion Dundreary whiskers, which gives him th nickname In the nuvy of "Old Whiskers." The theory thut business Is business ' again called to mind by tho recommend: tlon of Secretury Cortelyou for an upprc prlation of J7.00O.00O for a commerce build lng. It is a great relief to the agonized house keeper to have the assurance of the Do purment of Commerce and Labor that th ' cost of living lias Increased only 17 pe cent. ' Here Is how a Kansas paper Identifies a multimillionaire railroad magnate: "George. Gould, who Is a brothor of Helen Gould, passed through here yesterday on his spe cial car." Although tho Cramps have been forced out of tho great Philadelphia shipbuilding concern, tho senior member of the old com pany, Charles H. Cramp, will remain with the new company as an advisor to tho president, receiving a salary of $30,00 a year. Franklin J. Wllley of Janesville. Wis., who was found dead In his bed on Thurs day last, was widely known among tti..s Interested In tobacco as a writer on the cul ture of the plant. His services we.o n . -quently in request as an expert In dlspi; i as to the quality and value of the 1 . . product. rOHTED HEM Alt Km "With labor rising prices and capital los ing prices, and inu in the niiudie," ha grumbled, "where do I get off at?" "Why, you get olT tno carih," was tlm reply, nnd for some people that seems to be the only thing to do. Chicago Post. "Phwat's tho matter wld ye?" asked Casey of McGookln. " TIs n bad nose-bleed Ol hov," replied McGookln, the plumber, "an" Ul can't slop It." "Huh! 'tis not much av' a plumber y are ,f ye can't stop a leak in ycr own face. "Philadelphia Press. "Remember my son," said the prudent man. "that a penny saved Is a penny turned." "That's so," replied tho reckless youth. '"The trouble with ino Is that I am always getting hold of ihe wrong proverb. 1 wiue thinking. Nothing venture, i.othliig have. " asiiingion Htar. Servant Do doctor said I musn't give you no more hrsndy. ah. Major Wiiy, brandy Is my favorite bever age. "I knows dat, snh. But the doctor said you mcst chiniKe off." "ih, well, then. we"l mnko a change." "To what. SMh?" "To another doctor," Kansas Cltv Jour nal. "I viiiA to. see tho parade," wailed tlv ' boy c "My moii." replied the father, who had experienced the uhiiiiI vicissitudes of civic celebrations, "I'll put you In the cider pro's and you'll have all the scnsnloi s without going so far for them." Chicago Post. Mrs. t'pjohn Didn't it worry you nlmoi to deth to entertain that big riowd ln-l nl5ht? Mrs. Hlghmore No, !njep(; enjoyed every minute of it, thlnkliiK about tho Yupiturtr. and the HtittlninhH, that 1 knew wanted to be here and tlint I hadn't uxked to come. Philadelphia Pre. IT AIVT I SE. It ain't no use tr moiw nn' ms,Ii. A feller's better glad; This world is koikI enuf fer us. It's .ooIIkIi ter be iud. It ain't no be ter mope an' sitJi. It ain't philoHophy; Th' man thel null. an' works like st' Is bound ter Imvpy be. It ain't no use ter mope an' slli Yt'll never will it crown: Th' wurld'll think fur iuo;e of If o i.uvvr ii own. f- ali't no use dr mope an' high. Ve'd hi Per ! c it now. An' wi-r u -in i I . ,"t:' m away, Ve'll VIII 111' MO.' Si Ill.rllKW. Ilendei. on. Ia. Clai-ere M. Workman. iVeVr.!' K. STOMACH. Ss QlTTERp;"- Ah a Ku'filic mnctly for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Constipation, Bilious ness, or Malaria, Fever and Ague, IIot otter's Sto mach Hitters KtandK alone. lt 50 years' record of oil ret Droves its value. If you are a sufferer from r?to-J math ilU of any kind don't overlook th letters. It always cures. . - ...