14 TITE OMAITA DAILY REE: SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 1903. Tim Omaiia Sunday Per E. ROSE WATER, pDITOR. PCBLI8HKU KVERT MORNIN'O. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. rllT B Iwlthout Bundny). On Year..M OS I'aliv t)- eno flunauy. un Year... i.OO Illustrated brm, One tor. 2.0Q nnr Be. One J ir y ' Saturday Hen. One Yenr Twentieth Century Farmer, One Ye.-ir.. l.oo DKIJVEJIED BY CARRIER. Tilly Bee (without Sunday), per copy.... .c Ially flee (without Sundey). per week...ne I'slly Bee (including Sunday), per weck..l7c 8uniy Bee, per eopy v J0 Evening Fee (without Sunday), per week to Evening Bee (Including Sunday), Pr week t l Complaint "of irregularities In delivery hould he addressed to City Circulation De partment. orncwi. Omaha The Bee Building. B-vith Omah-Clty Stall Building. Twenty-fifth and M Street. Council Bluff 10 Henri Street. Chicago Htfl ITpltV Building. Kew York 2328 Frk Row Building. Wsshlngton-601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication relating to new and edi torial matter should be addressed; Oman Bee, editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or potal order payable to The Hes Publishing Company. Clnlv 'i-nnf atainna aiwnlM In Davment 01 mall account. Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchange, not peceptea. TUB BKB PUBLISHING COMPANY, STATEMENT OT C1RCVLATION. State of Nbrak. Douglas County , .: Oeorg B Tsovhucfc. secretary of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that tho actual number nf full and com plete copies of Tli Pally Morning, Kvenlnj and Sunday Bee printed during the month VI AUfUlI, WAl. WRR US IOIIOWS; 1 1!1U10 st.imio 1 20,7:10 17 , ao.two ll ...80.010 19 !H),220 to m.Rfto Jl -, K1i,270 y ai,:iso 23 ao.tiito ti. 2U.8HO U 80,8l it. ao,Mi XJ ,ni 28 211,320 29 2U.HOO 0 SI,B80 21 ,TO 4 fx,on S,flt4 n.7SO T 211,020 I BO, ISO Ai9 10 SO.HOO U m.iKio 12 2l,BHO it ,...ity,m 14 STMSO u a 1,00a u 3i,uao Total... .TtTT 04.tMia L unsold and returned cop!.... M,(MiU Ket total ale swi.OTO Net average ante S,fWa OBOROB B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In :uy presence and sworn to before me this tint day of August, A. p. Wtf, M. B. HL'KUAIK, (Seal.) Notary Public, - 1 -ts PAHTIKI IBAYIVG TUB CITY. Partlea leavl the city t any time may hare The Bee eat te them regralarly by tlfrlns The Bee Bualae flics, la aeraen er by mall. The address will he chance a pften as desired. Tbe sultan pf Turkey bus evidently seen the light. President Sttrkney la known ticker. May he stick to Ouauna. Omaha U evidently not rendy to plant $10,000 In an orchestra scheme before thfl Auditorium la flnUiUotl and paid for, There Is sure to be harmony for at least three places on the republican. county ticket merely from lack of com petition. No one In Omaha will be Inclined to barp on technicalities, providing only the street repair gang gets down to work at once. As we have before remarked, It, takes Lincoln luck to bring the state fatr a shower of shekels In between the bowers of water. If Tom Johnson' faith In bis own success depends on Senator Ilanna'i Inability on account of sickness to make vigorous campaign In Ohio, bis fate must be banglug on a slender thread. King Edward stopped bis train In transit through Germany to get a cup of coffee. Ordinarily It would take n thirst for something stronger than cof fee to stop a train In the Fatherland. Complaints of a dearth of school tenchers in Nebraska Is the best proof that race suicide has made no Inroads Into this state. The crop of school chil dren has simply outstripped the supply of teaching talent. The eolleges' and universities will soon be reopened and give the hnyspeds who utilised the vacation for work In the wheat fields opportunity to demon strate bow much they lourneij through practical experience. Another international boundary com mission may lv required, this time to fix the line that separates British and American possessions off the const of Borneo. A training school for mnp makers might b serviceable to VnuJe Bam. Uniform bookkeeping In all the state Institutions will be a good thing just so far as it conduces to more economical management. If It will dtsittose where the leaks are in one placo as compared With another, it will commend Itself highly to the taxpayers. r The supreme court of Kansas has been called upon to decide whether coal mine owners, who are charged with being members of the famous Kansis Soft Coal trust, can be excused from testifying on the ground that they might give evidence which might luciimlntte them and on the same ground can also withhold the books of their respective corporations, even though by so doing they completely block tbe Judicial In vestigation of the trt-st. The new primary system which Is bout to be inaugurate) by Douglas county republicans resembles a game of poker In more ways than one. To get in on the ploy, the ambrtloiis eandl date must first dig up his ante and If after the draw he finds hlm"lf holding poor hand. he can drop out, but must leave his -.chips on the table. A strong bluff my erve as well as a fall linnd If It only forces tbe other fellow to quit and tbe high man ef those left takes the pot MVfitT TV J0' fBB CrJUPH. Among the moat plausible arguments in favor of currency intlatton Is the as sertion that a large addition to the volume of currency is imperative In order to supply the demand from the west ond south for money to move the crops. It is this plea, doubtless, that bus the most weight with President Roosevelt in allowing tho Impression to be created that congress may have to be convened in extra session to meet the emergency. As a matter of fact, no such emer gency has arisen and is not likely to arise so long as the country remains as prosperous as it is now, A liberal esti mate of the aggregate amount of cur rency required for moving the crops Is $35,000,000, iKit a much larger sum is now deposited in New York banks to the credit of western and southern banks It goes without saying that tho New York banks are amply prepared to meet this demand and in case of emergency to replace the money with drawn from their vaults with currency from the national treasury. In the first place an enormous In crease of available money has taken place within the past year. Between August 1, 1002, and August 1, 1903, there has been an increase in circulation of $122,000,000, of which about $53,- 000,000 Is in national bank notes. There has also been an increase of $73,000,- 000 In gold certificates against a loss of $11,000,000 in gold coin and $10,000,000 in treasury notes of 1K). While the treasury officials do not assert that a greoter volume of currency is Impera tive to prevent a money stringency in the crop moving season, they say that they are In position to offset the prevail ing sentiment for the repression of credit and speculation, which usually follows a plenitude of money without currency legislation. In the next place the New Ybrk banks are amply able to replace the $33,000,000 required for moving the crops by an equal amount of notlonol bank currency, if they are so disposed. The national banks of New York are Capitalized for $110,672,700, but as against that capital they have issued only $43,871,400 in national bank notes, or $00,701,300 loss than they have a right to issue under the national bank ing net. It is not generally known, but It Is nevertheless a fact, that twenty out of the fifty-six national banks In tho city of New York, whose nggregate capital Is $21,533,000, have not availed themselves at all of the privilege of lssulug national l-nnk notes, Looking backward, It may be instructive as well as Interesting to know that the net de posits In the national banks of New York on September 10, 1803. were $377, 273,000; on September J0t J808, they were $731,002,100; on September 8, 1900, $UOtl,281,400; on September 15, 1002, they were $023,398,200; on September 5, 1903, th.ey were $918,131,300, or a decrease of only $3,206,000, equal to but one-half of 1 per cent over the aggregate deposit a year ago. It should be borne in mind, however, that the Impending drain on the New York banks for moving the crops Is gradual and will cover a period of fully four months, The money disbursed among the farmers In the west and south for moving the new crops is not absorbed like water poured upon the sand. Western farmers: do not hoard moiipy so long as they have confidence in the stability of the banks. They will either pay out the money realised from the sale of crpps to cancel existing mortgages,' purchase additional land, or farm machinery and betterments, or place It on Interest in banks, and in due time the. money that moved the props will find its way back to the New ;Vnrk depositories. It Is sheer folly, therefore, to assume tliot the demand for money to move the crops must either precipitate a panic Iq New York or create such a strain upon New York banks ns scrloiiBly to imperil their solvency, i -i . PtlS)AL irultTH TUB OXLT TIST. Among the many sound principles enunciated by President Roosevelt in his Syracuse address, none Is more worthy of thoughtful consideration than the statement that In order to keep our I government on a sane and henltby busls and pur social system wbut it should be each man must be Judged, not as a member of a class, but on his worth as a man. He declared it to be an in famous thing in our American life, and fundamentally treacherous to our Insti tutions, "to apply to any man any test save that of his personal worth, or to draw between two sets of men any dis tinction save the distinction of conduct." He said that the failure In public and In private life thus to treat each man on his own merits, the recognition of this government as being cither for the poor as such or tho rich hs such, "would provs fatal to our republic, us such failure niuj such recognition have always provinl fatal In the past to other republics." Xo Intelligent man can fall to understand ths meaning of this or its application to those who. particularly In recent years, have sought to array class against class and to instill in the popular mind the idea that the government is only for a single class. This demagogic doctrine the president condemns ss being utterly unwarranted and dangerous and all who can consider the matter free from prejudlco will agree with hlin. "A healthy republican government," said Mr. Uoosevelt, "must rest upon individuals, not upon classes or sections. -As soon as it becomes gov ernment by a class 'or by a section it departs from the old American ideal. Teople show themselves Just as un fit for liberty whether they submit to anarchy or to tyranny, and cluss gov ernment, whether !t be the government of a plutocracy or tbe government of a mob, la equally Incompatible with the princ'plre established , In the days of Washington and perpetuated la the days of Lincoln." In the slavery era the government was administered tuore or less in the Interest of clsss and the result was the greatest of civil wars. If erer class Interest shall again domi nate the government repetition of that mighty conflict will be iuevltable. True statesmanship will lead In the way pointed out by the president that of keeping the government free from class control and administering It Impartially for the welfare of all the people. rfasox run distrusting rutin. There are abundant reasons for dis trusting trusts, but one that is pointed out by the New York Journal of Com merce is well worth attention. That paper remarks that one of the disad vantages of thl concentrated control of great Industrial combinations Is the fact that their stocks become distributed in the hands of many persons who know, and ore permitted to know, little or nothing about their affairs. "Manage ment is necessarily In the bands of a few persons. These may or may not have large capital interest of their own in the concern, but they have a large con trol through those who have made ven tures In It and through the use of proxies blindly granted." Consequently the In terests of the scattered stockholders ore at the mercy of directors and officers in whom they have easily confided and who render such accounts as thoy please or give none at all, depending entirely npon conditions and circumstances. There are combinations whose officers render accounts regularly to the stockholders, but the larger number do not do this and in some other way keep the con fiding stockholders reassured. This irresponsibility of the officers of many of the combinations, men who carry everything their own way, Is a fact that should make the public dis trustful of stockB offered by combina tions that do not make regular returns of their affairs to stockholders. It is a hazardous Investment to place money In the hands of a corporation whose officers are at liberty to do as they please about accounting for it and such undoubtedly Is the condition as to a very considerable part of the Investments In many of the combinations. TURKEY'S FAVORABLC RESPONSE. The favorable response of the Turkish government to the request of the United States for the removal of the governor of Beyroot and the appointment of a responsible person, not unfriendly to foreigners, to the position, Is a vindica tion of the action of the Washington authorities in sending the ' European squadron to Turkish waters. A few days ago Admiral Cotton reported that the presence of the squadron. at Bey root had inspired with confidence and a feeling of security all foreigners and Christians and his dispatch of the 10th reported the city quiet und conditions Improving. He also states that the new governor, said to be a trustworthy and broad-minded man, has expressed a de sire to settle tbe case of the American vice consul who was shot at to the sat isfaction of the United States govern ment. All this' la most conclusive testimony to the influence of this nation, especially when our diplomacy is backed up by war ships, but it does net Justify any thing on our part in the nature of Jingoism. We roust not assume from this incident that we can get anything we may be pleased to ask for with ns little difficulty as we secured compliance with tbe request for a change of govern ors at Beyroot. A Washington dispatch says "it is understood our government will push to an early conclusion all Its pending claims against Turkey." Doubt less t would be quite Justified in doing o, but tbe question of expediency, under present conditions, Is to be con sidered. The "sick man of Europe" is considerably sicker at this time thnn for o long period. Harassed by revolu tionary movements, with little money and no credit, and filled with appre hension and anxiety regarding the course the great powers may take, Tur key might be found indisposed to sub mit to any severe pressure from this country for the settlement of pending claims, por is It altogether Improbable that she In this would have the sym pathy of some If not all the European nations. In sending the squadron to Beyroot after the attack upon the Amer ican vice consul we had the tacit ap proval of the powers because It meant protection for all foreigners at that place. In safeguarding American inter ests there we at the same time pro tected Europonn Interests. It Is by no means certain that we should have the approval of those nations were our government, at this time, to adopt an aggressive or coercive policy toward Turkey In respect to pending claims. They also have claims, very much 'argcr than ours, and as they are not nrs-intr their settlement It Is most mi- ; kplj. tl,nt ny wouId be favoroble t0 the United States doing so, at least until the Turkish problem with which they have to deal Is disposed of. The sending of American war ships to Beyroot has resulted well and it would seem that our government should le very well satisfied with this for the present and not attempt to do any thing that might draw us Into complica tions that would prove troublesome. An eastern pnper suggests that American war ships should be sent to every Turkish seaport. This is an expression of the jingo spirit which must not be encouraged if the United States Is to continue to keep out of European en tantrlements. . Three of the big express companies doing business almost coextensive wjth the whole United f tates iiuve taken a new step In the boudlng of their em ploye by establishing bonding depart ments and carrying their own risks. The scheme practically ivnonnts to formation by each express company of a surety bond company of Its own, Issu ing bunds only to Its own people, but chargiug them the regular premium rates. The revenues from the bonding department will be) converted into a trust fund, out of which tbe company Will recoup itself for losses by dishon esty, and the premium rate raised or lowered as the revenues leave a surplus or deficit. The stguificance of this de parture is the example It will set for our public corporations. If a private corporation like an express company can do its own guaranty lond business, so can our national, state and local governments In fact, as long as they are eomlng to pay all the premiums out of the public treasury it should be more profitable to keep this money as n trust fund for self-Indemnification thnn to turn It over to speculative guaranty bond companies that will utilize every occasion to contest losses when they do occur. The bonding department of tho state and municipal government Is al ready in prospect for tho near fuluro. TBS IRRIGATION CONQRK&S. Tbe Irrigation congress, which ts to convene at Ogden, September 15, prom ises to occupy an important place in the movement for national irrigation which ha taken an unprecedented Impetus as a consequence of the Irrigation legisla tion enacted at the last session of con gress. The adoption of a national Irri gation' policy and the Inauguration of irrigation work under patlonal super vision and national expense marks the dose of the era In which Irrigation was upposed to be a purely local matter. In the early days It may have been practicable for the pioneers owning land along the streams In the omi arid states and territories to utilize the witter by diverting It In their own ditches, although In some cases this praetlee bs reached considerable di mensions. The Mormons more than fifty years ago, led by Frlgham Young, Irrigated the valley of the Salt lake on a large scale by turning the streams that fad the lake over, the sagebrush plains and laying tbe foundation for tbe preeent great fertility of that re markable section. It has taken a whole half century to achieve full rec ognition for the doctrine that the waters in tbe streams are subject to private appropriation only subordinate tp the reserved rights of the entire pop ulation and that to secure tbe reclama tion of large areas by expensive irri gating works requires national action. Various phases of irrigation as a na tional problem will be discussed at Ogden and the results already accom plished exemplified by the exhibits of the products of . reclaimed lands. A most representative list of dolegntes is already assured and some of the most eminent experts In practical Irrigation engineering will take part In the pro gram. No one Interested in Irrigation, who Is nblo to make the trip to Ogdet, should fail to attend this congress, It Is Intimated already that, notwith standing tl3 establishment of the new pormal school recently located at Kear- pey, the agitation for more normal schools Is to be kept up with a particu lar demand for an institution for the training of teachers In the northwest section of the state. Presumably this cannot be helped, but the execution of such a progrom will be unfortunate be cause necessarily detrimental to the es tablished schools. The, ' taxpayers of Nebraska are willing to meet every legitimate demand made upon them In the interest of education, but they will be doing pretty well In doubling the normal school facilities. The norma) school promoters might with propriety leave well enough alone, at least for a little while. Tbe WorltiHIerald tries to make be lieve that "there is In Judge Barnes' record nothing to commend him. to the people." It carefully shies, however, ot the fact that Judge Barnes was op pointed to be supreme court commis sioner by the unanimous vote of the three present supreme Judges, of whom Judge Sullivan and Judge Hol eoiub, both fuslonlsts, constitute the majority, and made such a good record In that capacity that he wAs unani mously reappointed. There must have been something in Judge Barnes' record to commend him to Judge Sullivan and to Judge Holcomb, even if the motives of Judge Sedgwick could be ascribed to partisan bias. Less than twelve months ago the shares of United States Steel common stock were advertised far and wide as a most desirable Investment for wag workers and people of small means who had money duposlted on low Inter est in savings banks. But, although tho ralnltow prospectus held out a promise of 12 per cent dividends, Steel Trust common stock Is selling in New York at 21 cents on tho dollur, which goes to show that tinctured water will not pass muster In the stock market as solid gold. "This beats New Jersey" beads an advertisement inviting corporations to procure their charters under South Da kota laws "for a few dollars." With the depression In the divorce business, tbe versatile South Dakota procurers think they see a professional opening in the marketing of legal laxness for tbe Incorporation of big and little com panies capitalized out of nothing. In this South Dakota will gain nothing substantial by underbidding New Jersey. Fitness is surely the prime qualifica tion not only for Judicial office, but for every office wltbln the gift of the peo ple, but there is no good reason why mere affiliation with the republican party should be regarded as an evi dence of unfitness by any except those who belong to the popocratlc party. I ! 'tl Prosperity mm Speealatloa. New York Trlbuna. , Up te th end of July th railroad earn ing of th cour.try exceeded thow of last year by about lot. 000, OuO, or a little over 11 per cent. . A corresponding Increase appears In almost all lines of production and trad, giving token that th prosperity of th country Is not abated because a let ot Wall street stocks have gone dawn and a let af Wall street sharks have been obliged to take deep sea soundings In search of provender. A Pertinent Inialry. Washington Star. Some of the remarks attributed to college professors should lead the people who en dow Institution of learning to Investigate and see whether they ere getting their money's worth. Hir Jos) to Tackle. Chicago Chronicle. After all there are official Jobs In ths world which even the most hardened efflce eeker would hardly care to tackle. Just now, for Instance, there would be no par ticular rush te get the job of the vail of Deyroot If his place should fall vacant, as It la very likely to do. Modera Edaeatleaal Method. Milwaukee Sentinel. Pedagogy has made wonderful strides in recent years. Schoolboy nature does not differ fmm that of which Shakespeare drew a perfect picture in three lines, but It is better understood than it was even a decade or two ago. And with the better undo- standing of the child has become a broader conception ot the purpose ot education. It Is no longer a question of cramming ths brain with facta as It was from Shakes peare's time to a comparatively recent date. It is now a question of developing the fao ultles which will mako ot the child a man or woman well fitted for life's battle. Methods at a. I'estal lanoeent, Philadelphia Record. There is an innooant In the Poetoftlc de partment who can hardly believe that his Superior will blame him because the many friends he made In Cuba send htm cigars by registered mail in packages that the customs officials pas because addressed to an official. HIm friends are so numerous that they send him more cigars than he can smoke, und he disposes of his surplus at $7 a box. Several officials high up in the department and In the Washington postoffice are named as his customers. Now, where in tbe world did these high officials suppose thta man was getting Cuban cigars for salo at $7 a box without any Internal revenue license as a dealer? KOKHA1, OF A (jlllCAT MAN. Reform Smrgested by the Simplicity of the Salisbury Obsequies. New York World. The statement In our cable dispatches that the funeral of Lord Salisbury was limited by his will to a cost of $100 and actually cost only $70 Is of Importance is well a Interest, In planning for himself such modest obsequies the late prime min ister of the British empire set an example which should have as great public useful ness as many of his achievements In states manship. Lord Salisbury was one of the great fig ures, If not one of tho great rnen, of his generation, and some ostentation at his funeral could hardly have been censured. J Yet many a poor widow in New York ; squanders twice or thrice as much money I upon the burial of her husband, though she may face want and hardship for the rest I of her life. I The love that rili.tatea neh MfiriAxM ' may be beautiful, but the fal. e pride min gled with It is not. Lord Salisbury set an example, one . that rich and poor alike Bliould follow in principle. THB PASSIMQ VETERANS. Thinning; Ranks of the Grand Assay of the Hepabllo. Philadelphia North American. It Is very apparent from the figures pubr ltshed by the authority of the commissioner of pensions that high-water mark has been reached under existing laws In pension ex penditures. Nearly 41,000 persons were' dropped from the pension rolls last year, chiefly because of death, and the additions both from the ranks of the civil war vet erans and the soldiers of the Spanish war failed to offset this number by a round 10,000. The (xpenditures repeat the same story, i-howlng a decline of about $5,000,000 from the outlay for the previous year. These figures, showing the unmistakable and rapid thinning of th great army of civil war veterans, cannot be oonelderad with other than a feeling of sadness. Ths years have done and are doing their work. The most liberal tecognltlon on the part of a grateful country of the Invaluable services of these courageous citisen can not stay the hand of death. The nearly forty years that have elapsed since these men exchanged the perils and privations of war for the occupation of peace have brought most of them to the verge of the allotted limit of human life. From this time forward their ranks will be thinned moro rapidly than they- were ven in the mi?t destructive period of the war. While no country was ever so generous in its treatment of its military defenders as ours has been, It can afford to care still more tenderly, if necessary, for those who yet survive' At the farthest even, the youngest will soon pass away. The mone tary putluy having passed the PfrJod of greatest disbursement will decrease rap Idly. Reverence for the courage and self acriflc which faced death to save th union should grow with the years so long as a single survivor of the disbanded army of civil war heroes remains above ground. VtllE.V 19 A MAN IKTOXICATEDt Federal Court Wrestle with tho Problem and Lays Dowa Bales. Pittsburg Dispatch. Judge Wheeler of the United State cir cuit court in Vermont ha made a judicial ruling classifying the degrees of being under the influence of liquor which ought to go far toward disposing of the moot question, when is a man intoxicated? Th case In review involved the UsuS whether a man was intoxicated within the meaning of an Insurance policy in the application for which the insured had stated that h had never been in that condition, Th evidence showed that he had frequently been hilarious and noisy and had walked with difficulty from drinking1; that he wa unabl to alt up straight when driving, al though able to drive; that he had at times acted as If crasy with liquor, and a physi cian told of finding him in a state of acuta alooholism when examining him for oin- mltment to a retreat. The court held that Intoxication wa divisible into three (tages. Th first wa evidenced by uncommon vivacity, In which the empire of the understanding over hi actions is so little weakened os to leave the individual In complet possession of his senses. In th second the man atlll h tho ps of his senses, although they ar remarkably enfeebled, but he 1 entirely beside himself, memory and judgment hav ing departed, and he acts without regard for future consequence. Th last dsgr 1 that In which th ubjct not only lose th possession of hi reason, but his sense ar so enfeebled that he I no longer con sclous of hi external relation. In thl case Judge Wheeler held that while the ir.furad had many times boen within th description of th first degree, and perhaps er. within the meaning of the aeoond degree, ha had never come within the limit of th third, consequently h bad not been IntoxloaUd. Th popular and polte Idea that a man I Intoxicated be cause he "had been drinking" will have to be revised. Th only condition of Intoxi cation rcognlsed in the Unite! State circuit court Is that known as being "de4 te th world." sfsrrt.An shots at thb ri xpit, fiomervllle Journal: The country preach er's wife la never at a loss for a button When she need on to sew on. New York Mail and ICxpresc Hlshop Potter calls journalism "a great ministry." It is; and. Ilk the other ministry, It seem to be a little more heavily cuppllcd with preacher than it I with apostles. Minneapolis Time: Hev. Father Lochren of Marinette, Wis., has forbidden, on the penalty of expulsion from the pnrlsh school, all "keeping eompany" between girl and boy. The St. I'aul Ulobe say thta priest "ma to discourage matrimony." Rather ha discourage a lot ot foot nonsense. Them should be more Ilk him. - Washington Post: When we hear ot good men and women going forth to "con vert'1 the Chinese, th Hindoos, the Bul garians, the Armenians, the Turks, the Polynesians, th Japanese, we wonder why they turn their bscks upon the outcasts here at home. We weep over the Im aginary suffering of the Asiatics snd we Ignore the real sufferings of our own neg lected millions. We assume a responsi bility to the foreign heathen and scorn our actual responsibility to the pagan savages we brush against upon the streets. We think w hear the walls of the benighted in Ethiopia and Thibet, but the voices of the damned around the corner are drowned by the complacent melody of our own church bells. PERSONAL, AND OTHEKWISH, Opposition of Chicago landlords to chil dren In flats leads to unexpected results. Revenue officers found a nice, quiet still In one of them. Miss May Qoelet, fiancee of an English duke, is t- millionairess several times over. The duke, too, is well named. Among his chums he answers to "Roxie, old boy." The Kansas university is about to be equipped with a chulr In Journalism. Some dny, let's hope, a wise philanthro pist will provide a chair for newspaper men. Paragraphers persist In engnging R. P. Hobson to Mary MacLane. The last genu ine engagement of the lieutenant brought him to Jail. He deserves a better fate next lime. The Department of Agriculture Is dili gently investigating; the habits of th oalmumvlride. It Is hoped the investiga tion will be pressed to a speedy finish. Let no guilty oolmumvirld escape. Judge Murray does business at Spring field, 111. The other day ho got busier than usual and kicked an abuslv lawyer out of the court room, There are no file on that Judge, If th court knows Itself. A sweet reply rival a soft answer In turning away wrath. The shrewd boss of a Connecticut factory stopped a strike of girl employes by a generous treat of Ice cream and caramels. "Isn't he a dear?" A Chicago justice of the peace gives as a reason for his resignation the tendency of the fee systom to pervert the Judicial conscience. That Chlcagonn (s too rare a bird to be found outside a dim museum. Until managers of fairs, carnivals and like events control the weather tho who attend rnust take whatever variety ths elements offer. This, however, does not abridge the inalienable right to "holler." It does not conduce to longevity to get gay In certain localities. The fellow or fellah who urged his majesty Abdul Hamid to Join a "Don't worry" club was deftly tossed out of a window and Into the Phos phorus. Some fearless critlo at a milliner's con vention had the nerve to say . that the "poke hat represents a moral crisis." Nevertheless if the poke hat is in Its proper place mankind may be relied on to "first endure, then embrace," The strenuous life is not all It is cracked up to be. An eastern rustic, while filling a kerosene lamp, spilled some of the oil on the table, and to save time touched a match to the overflow. The doctors fear his labor-saving effort may cure him of the habit of living. Kansas City la having trouble with the tlark brown color of the water on tap there, and J:as sent ont an urgent call for Senator Stone to tell the community what proportion of alum can be safely used to settle the fluid. Senator Stone is an authority on alum. . The guileless Individual who accumu lated a large stake by opening jackpots with praysrs must be accounted "a cheap skate" when compared with the smooth one who plucked hundreds of Iowa slinu. "How to get fat for $6" was his text. They listened and put pp. "Oo to th butchers," he hollered a he flew. evoy & Stone Furniture Go 1115-1117 Farnam Street. Annual September Furniture Sale. The first fortnight of our annual CUT PRICE has been an overwhelming Bucc'ess. Truthful and unexag gerated advertising and genuine ItAKGAIN GIVING has wonderfully increased our pales. To btill further increase our business and male this the banner week of the sale, we have added hundred of pieces of high grade furniture, and reduced still more those prices left. Hear in mind .that these reductions ar made on the basis of a ONE PRICE SYSTEM. mm il I if; it", u -re it i mmmm lv mahogany Dvnport . .140.00 .15.00 14s bras and onyx tabl $sl B-pc. mahogany fram parlor ulte $a mahogany frame reclining chair $20 mahogany parlor cabinet ..... t'M.K quartered oak corner china $-5B E.' mapie' dressing table.., 13U mahogany dressing tabl .., KiO.OO 11400 .$14.00 T!0 On .$1K 00 .IJI.OO And hundreds of others just like them. DEWEY & STONE FURNITURE CO., 1)15-1117 Farnam Street. DOMESTIC Pt.KASaXTRtKa. eo'imt?"""' il,,rr ln 10 m,rr th "Wh.it huslnos Is t of your?'" "Well, the count owe me moner and I want to know. "-r.Cpvpnd Vluln Dealer. Roo'iey Where did ye ait th' Mck eye, Molke? Clancy Why, Tim TVlnn's Just hick from hi honey nimin an' 'twas aie advised Tim t' git married. Judge. He Her age surprised me greatly. Sh diwan t look 30, doe b? She No; not now. I suppose she did, though, at one tni.--Phllirlphln Prs. Floorwalker I'm verv sorry, Tnartam, but I can't exchange MiIh luit for you. Mrs. Smlthson Put my liusbHiid doesn't like it! Floorwalker Then I'd advise you to get a divorce. Syracuse Herald. She I hear the stork brought something to your hoiiR the other day. He (proudly) Ye, indeed. She tf course, it a Just loo mite. He No, It Isn't two cute, thank good ness! Only en. Philadelphia Ledger. "Mamma seems to hav a great fascina tion fur you," remarked the beautiful girl. "She dots fascinate me," h admitted, "by keeping me guessing a te whether you'll be like her at her age." Chicago Post. Nell Yes, we're engaged, but 1 took my time Hbout accepting him. Relle Indeed? Waited until he actually proposed, did you? Detroit Free Pres. fipartacus Women ore a great incentive to manly courage. Smsrtacus-ThHt's right Slnre I've been married and had a few tilts will) my wife the prospect uf a crap with the meanest man on earth seems like mere child' play to me. Baltimore American. "Would you marry Chinaman?" hs asked. "Oh, dear," the girl who is sarcaetlo re plied, "thin I so sudden! But I always supposed you merely looked like one.' Chicago Record-Herald. VX8POKF.X W.,,1,s John Boyle O'lUUly. Th kindly words that rise wlihln the heart, . . . And till it with sympathetic tore But die ere spoken, fall to play thrtr part, And claim a merit ihut is nut their own. The klnfllv word unspoken is a sin A sin that wraps Itself in purest guise. And tells the Hi'.irt thaty doubting, looks within That not' In speech, but thought, the virtue lies. It Is not so another heart may thirst For jhat kind word, as Hagar In ths Poor a nlshed Hagarl-prayed a welj might burst , . . From out the sand to save her parching child. And loving eves that cannot see th mind Will watch the unexpected movement or Ahl Jan ye'let Its cutting silence wind Around the heart and sea the It Ilk a whip? Then hide It not the music of the soul. Dear sympathy, expressed with Kindly voice : But let It, like a shining river, roll To deserts dry to heurts that would re joice. Oh, let the sympathy of kindly words Sound for the poor, the friendless and the And H 'will bless you He whu struck those chords Will strike another when In turn you seek. If uteaon' Chatty TalKt Many a man Is a critic because h likfS in t.a eontrarv. You . can go contrary lo tt,. a-iuhM t tr,ne friends und neighbor. and sometimes uet the bust of them, mil go contisxy lo The dictates of NATURE, and you always feet the worst of It there lore, CAHK FOU YOUR BYES. Thfl y has been our life's study. HUTESQN OPTICAL CO., 20) South I6th Street. " p,on l9ck OMAHA. A Floardlng and Day School for f-oung women and girl. Special eours tequlr Ing two years for i.ifc'h school graduate, also rrepar for any college open to womun. Vassar, Wellesley. Ml. Holyoke, Western Keserva t nlverslly, the I'nlverslty of Nebraska t--nd the University of Chicago admit pupils without examina tion on the certificates of the principal und faculty. f'.xeeptlonal advantage (n Music, Art and Elocution. Well em ppd gym nasium (16 feet by 40 feet. Ampl provision for outdoor rports. Including private skat ing fc-rounds. Bopons September 14. Bend for Illustrated cat.Uogue. Addrs the Principal, Omaha. Neb. rL .l.lAltr.a rl 116.60 113.60 mahogany rocker W W t4.1K0 ouartered ouk dres-y-r ... .1309 lit to full sire Iron bed (ecru, whit snd sold) f.'T "7 116 full slse Iron bed (carmine)... 0 w $ld dark utik leather rep rocker ..MO W M6 Antwsip dmnmroom suit. 1176.09 'pill