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XL.. 8.. .. .80,570 I ao,no I SO.flSO 10 ao,7co II ;....8o,tto IS 87,010 11 IM.IMMI 14 80,640 is ao.aao U SO.itOO 24 30,300 25 80,B0 M 8T.140 27 80.1 TO M 80.2O0 a aoio t0 80.TJ8O U 80,010 Total Leu unsold and returned copies.. .V33.313 Net, toUl sales tt33,007 Net'average sales XO.TUA USORGQ B. TZ3CHUCK, Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before mo this 31st any of July, A. D. 1J3. U. B. H UNGATE. (Seal) Notary Public VART11CS LBAV1XO VOU IIMHER, Parties leaving; tho elty far the lamracr may ktr Tba Ilea sent to them regalarly by notifying Tba Baa Bastaesa atBce, la person ar by aaatl. Tba address will he ehangeil aa often aa delre4. If an eastern European war Is pre cipitated excursions to the Holy Land will not be so popular next winter. It is decreed that the drug store soda fountain menu cards are to be censored by the police authorities. What will the poor girls do? King Edward's incognito at the Ger man and Bohemian watering places aeems to be a poor disguise. Where- ver he goes, everybody is on to him. What has become of The Hague peace tribunal? " Thla ought to be a good time for it to spread Its benign influence over the war area of Turkey and Mace donia. ' The council hns awarded the con tracts ror repairing dilapidated pave ments and with the permission of the contractors our public thoroughfares may again become passable. Owing to short funds, no cooking school will be installed for the present for the High school girls, but the kitchen Btove at home will still be at their service for experimental practice. If there are any more sinecures to bo created by the Board of Education now Is the time to do it. To hold these ap pointments back until Just before elec tion would be too much of a give-away Lady Curxon, formerly Miss Letter of Chicago,' has accepted an invitation to attend the Frontier day exercises at Cheyenne, which are to outshine last year's Durbar In Delhi so far as paint and feathers are concerned. We take it that the Chicago papers will not be bashful about pointing the moral of the suicide committed by n man on a train enroute from that city to St. Iouls Just before he reached his destination. With the Transmlssisutppl congress in session at Seattle ready to solve all tho problems confronting our nation, what possible excuse can there be for con vening another congress In extra ses sion In Washington ahead of the regular timet And now General Miles Is to be groomed for the democratic nomination for governor of Massachusetts Hind also held In reserve for the headship of the Grand Army of the Republic next year. General Miles is Jnst beginning to en , counter the trials and tribulations that beset an eminent soldier out of a Job. Chairman Sloau's remarks before the republican state convention about a nonpartisan Judiciary appeur to fit tho situation In this Judicial district, at though framed with reference to another condition. The reception accorded this part of the temporary chairman's ad dress also showed that the temper of the republicans throughout the' state Is not In favor of democratic partisanship , masquerading under nonpartisan colors. North. Dakota ! to have an extra ses sion of Us legislature' to "appropriate money to make1 good payments on con tracts for which Its supreme court has knocked out a proposed issue of bonds. In-this state the contractors would 'bo glad to go ahead and take due bills for their money, with a promise of relui x buraement at the first regular legisla tive, meeting. If North Dakota hasu't a liae of credit with its public institution, ceatractora tt most be la a bad way. , TJf flKPCBLlCAl BTATK TlCKKT. Tho nomination of John B. Bsrneii for miprpm Judge) by the republican ntRt couvontion will meet with Koncral approval of the party. The) opposition will try to make capital out of the fact that Judge names' name wi the only one presented to the convention Inti mating that his selection was forced by outside Influences against the wtshei of the party. The truth Is that Judge Barnes was one of the principal candi dates for the nomination for snpreine Judge two years ago, withdrawing at that time with the avowed intention of seeking the place later, that as supreme court commissioner he has been serving s It were an apprenticeship to the su preme bench and that the nomination was this year conceded to him without competition becanse of his faithful service on the bench and hit admitted claims upon the party. Judge Barnes ability and qualifica tions for the Judicial position for which he has been nominated will not bo questioned. He has been n f practicing lawyer at the bar or on th bench for nearly a third of a century. He is thor oughly identified with Nebraska and is well known throughout the state, hav ing practiced hit profession first here In Omaha, then in northeast Nebraska, and later in Norfolk. His ! service as Supreme court commissioner proved so satisfactory that he wu appointed a second time by unanimous Tote of the present supreme Judges, a majority of whom are fuslonlsts in politics. This by itself is good testimony to bis Judi cial abilities and proof positive that he s entitled to promotion to a place on the supreme bench. The two nominations for university regents will commend themselves with out reservation to the people. Both are peculiarly fitted to administer a great educational institution. W. G. Whlt- more Js a successful farmer and stock raiser of mature years and Judgment, native of Massachusetts, where be received a liberal education previous to Joining his fortunes to Nebraska's soil. S. Allen is an intelligent and pro gressive young attorney graduated by the university and familiar with its stu dent side. The ratification of the ticket at the polls may be looked forward to as a matter of course. , THC AMXRIVA'S CCP It AC EM. The first of the races for the America's cup will be sailed today and while there seems to be a less general and entbusl astlc Interest in the event than was manifested in previous contests for the famous trophy, which has been in pos session of American yachtmen for fifty' two year?, stl)i Interest is,by no means lacking, particularly in eastern yachting circles, and it is probably mingled with some anxiety as to the result Although there has been betting of two to one on tho American yacht Reliance, It is ad- niltted that Shamrock HI is a dangerous boat, having shown herself very much superior to her predecessors of the same name In the cup contests. , Since arriving in American waters the challenger has shown her superiority over Shamrock I in an extended list of races, in which her average winning time over a thirty-mile course was more than twenty-two minutes over that of the 1900 boat. Nevertheless there is confidence among American yachtmen that Reliance will prove worthy of ber name. The demonstrations she has given were all that could be desired and she has made them against two yachts, one of which had not only defeated Shamrock I easily, but had beaten an other boat that had beaten her. How ever; the comparative merits of the boats in the present contest are purely specu lative. Undoubtedly both are faster than any which have previously 'con tested for the cup and tho reasonable expectation Is that the races will be very close, the result depending very largely upon the skill with which the boats are bandied. TfliRrr-riro states rutt uooscvklt. The republicans of thirty-two states have declared in favor of the nomina tion of President Roosevelt by the na tional convention of 1004. In every In stance this pronouncement hns been made with unanimity and enthusiasm. It Is a motit remarkable illustration of the president's popularity and of the hold he has upon the esteem and con fidence of his party. Why this is so is well expressed in tho language of the Nebraska republican platform, which declares "that the administration of our national affairs and onr negotia tions with foreign nations are being conducted by a courageous republican president, who knows no fear, who courts no favor, but who loves peace crowned with honor, and in whose charge we have a feeling of perfect safety and security.' , This la the feel ing of republicans in every state of tho nulon where there is loyalty to repub lican principles and policies and these are held to he superior to all mere. local considerations. The fact that la some of the southern states there Is opposition to Mr. Roose velt because of his position in regard to the rights of the colorod race, counts for nothiug. The stand that he has taken In support of the proposition that the uegro should not bo deprived of those rltfhts and privileges which have been bestowed upon him by the constl tutlon Is approved by the unprejudiced sentiment. of the country, which It I not to be doubted Includes a largo ma jority of the American people. No op position to the president on this scoro will have any weight in the national convention. Neither will Mr. Roose velt Iks harmed by any hostility that u.ay be manifested on the part of tho capitalistic or trust interest. As an eastern paper of independent views in politics remarks, "the greatest advan tage that Theodore Roosevelt could gain as a presidential aspirant would be the creation of, A popular belief that Wall street opposed blm. It would be as if the whole country, from Maine to the Gulf of Mexico and from Washington to California, were In reposition to that narrow, short New York byway. If Wall street does not wind. Mr. itooso velt to be elected president next yesr, let it maintain a discreet reserve anent Its wish. Otherwise Wall street is likely to become the most potent factor in his overwhelming victory." Already the people have noted an oppsltlon to the president on the part of some of the combinations, reflected through their organs, and the effect has been to strengthen him In the popular regard. The next republican national conven tion will unanimously nominate Mr. Roosevelt That Is as certain as any political event of the future can be and there is at present no Indication of any conditions or circumstances that will prevent his election. A HtQH VOMPLIMtXT. The republicans of Nebraska in state convention assembled have paid n high compliment to Hon. John L. Webster In endorsing blm as their choice for the vice presidency of the United States. More than a quarter of a century ago Mr. Webster, then a young man, was chosen to preside over the convention that framed the present constitution of Nebraska and since then be has- been conspicuous among the republican lead ers of this state. Although never occu pying an 'official position in the national government Mr. Webster has figured In the national arena' as a delegate to several national conventions. Profes sionally Mr. Webster has taken rank among the ablest lawyers of the coun try and 1b widely known from bis con nection with a number of the most im portant cases that have been before fetate and federal supreme courts. Should the republican national conven tion see fit to go west of the Mississippi In Its choice of a companion candidate to Theodore Roosevelt Nebraska will not be backward In asking for prefer ence for John L. Webster In accord with the action of its state convention. AS CJSSOC9D SUOOMSTiOB. The suggestion is made in some quar ters that the United 8tates should pro ceed to construct the Panama cana! re gardless of the action of the Colombian congress, Justifying itself on the ground that the canal Is of world-wide concern. Thus a Philadelphia paper says thnt "congress should take into immediate consideration at the extra session which Is to be called the question whether It would not be the wisest plan to send Uncle Sam to Colon and Panama with a spade In his hand and dig that ditch anyhow," adding that In a case like this England, or Germany or France would build the canal. Possibly In like circumstances either of those nations would seize from Colombia the required territory, occupy it with a military force and construct the canal, but this is wholly foreign to the policy of the United States and no such course would be authorized by congress or receive the support of the American people, However disappointing or Irritating the action of ColomMa, our government. It is safe to say, will do nothing that is not entirely fair to that republic. Nothing has yet been disclosed re garding the Intentions of President Roosevelt. He will move deliberately in the matter and will do nothing for which there is not the fullest warrant of law, and It may be remarked that there Is no warrant for any of the radical steps which the more aggressive news papers are suggesting. The president Is authorized to proceed with negotia tions for a canal in the Nicaragua route. but he may not be disposed to act under It at least while there is a chance of renewing negotiations with Colombia Federal Judges do not always agree. The other day Judge Lochren held that a merger of the Great Northern and Burlington roads through the Northern Securities company did not conflict with the anti-trust laws. In rendering this decision Judge Lochren knew that was In direct conflict with the decision rendered by the appellate circuit court of the United States some months pre viously. A few days ago Judge Rogers of the United States circuit court handed down an opinion to the effect that any company or individual has the absolute right to dismiss employes Imv cause they belong to a labor union, and Incidentally be also ruled that employ era may maintain a black list of dls charged employes and give it out for the use of others. It is exceedingly doubtful, however, whether the ruling of Judge Rogers will be concurred In by federal Judges In other circuits or by the supreme court of the United States. South Omaha is said to be considera bly behind in Its hydrant rental and yet wants a material Increase in the number of Its hydrants without payln any more for them. If tbe negotiations now pending for a ten years' extension with the Omaha Water company go tnrongn, Bootn umaha would secure seventeen additional hydrants for the first year and twenty-four more for tho succeeding nine years. In other words, the present number of hydrants beln 250, South Omaha would get 207 for 1904 and 201 for the nine succeeding years without additional cost. Whether this concession is not offset for the ex tension of the existing contract the tax paying citizens of South Omaha must determine for themselves. The committee of the prohibition party in Nebraska Is organizing prepar atory to spending that 11,000 gathered in for Its campaign treasury at the time of the prohibition utate convention. Those who want to share in the grand prize distribution should see to It that their applications are in early. It Is rumored among New York politi cians that President - Roosevelt is strongly In favor of Secretary Root for tha presidential nomination la 1008. This rumor may be safely discredited for two very good reasons first be cause the presidential races for IfloS are altogether too remote to be ration ally discussed, and, second, because no president hns yet been able to name his own successor. This is not a nation of dynasties. This boom for the Columbus conven tion in the democratic organs is of course carefully designed to make the democratic tent show overshadow In numbers the populist part of the com bination and give the democrats a plausible excuse for taking the big end of the box office distribution. But tho populists are usually foAnd to have had their eye teeth cut What We Are Oomlns; Ta. Philadelphia Record, Still the process of consolidation of rail ways keeps moving on. At the present rata of progression a few yoara hence there will he three or four trunk lines In the country. each furnished with subsidiary steam and electric feeders like the hairs on a cater pillar. Htat for the Laynaa, Baltimore American. . Thomas A. Edison, the electrical wteard. has thrown up his hands and surrendered to tha X-ray, admitting It to be too mysteri ous and too dangerous to experiment with. When Edison confesses fear of any elec trical phenomenon it Is time for tha laymen to take to the woods. Criticism Worse Than Stealing;. Brooklyn Eagle. In England a man named White has gone to prison for commenting on the ease of Whltaker Wright, the swindler. Meanwhile Mr.., Wright Is on ball. to go whither he llsteth. Aa, between Wright and White, Wright seems to have the right of It It Is worse to express an opinion than to steal.' Will Ha King the Old Sonet Indianapolis Journal. This would be a very opportune time for Mr. Bryan to deliver that once famous lec ture of the sUverltee on the "community of Interest" between wheat and Silver, with the chart showing that the price of the two moved up and down in unison. With wheat p to $1 and silver down to 43 cants this chart might look somewhat out of tuna just now. "The Treason of Peace." fit Louis Globe-Democrat. In his latest address Mr. Folk calls atten tion to the fact that the national constitu tion "specifically mentions only two crimes for which the president may be impeached treason and bribery. Bribery Is treason the treason of peace. If all official acts were for sale, then a government of tha people could not long exist." The plea that bribery Is only a conventional crime Is heard no more In defense of boodlers. It worked the opposite way with Juries and public opinion. Merger Magnate's War Alarms, Springfield Republican. And now comes the railroad man, James J. Rill, with the view that the United States government should never be without an army of at least 200,000 reedy Instantly to take the field, - and with the familiar declaration that "we must have peace for our Industrial and commercial growth, and peace we will have, if we have to fight for it." That is usually the talk of a man who prefers a peace that haa to be fought for to a peace which springs from peace, and such a man seems' Co be the defendant in so many suits to enforce the anti-trust laws. But Just where tha expected or hoped-for war is to spring up Mr. Hill does not ven ture an opinion. , Lenarth of Presidential Campaigns. Cincinnati Enquirer. Four months Is. not long for a presl dential campaign. , Representatives In con gress are elected on the same day a presl dent Is chosen. Surely, the people of 'the country can spare a little time through four months for so Important a matter. Whether the nominations, shall be mada early or late, the usual time will be do voted to presidential and congressional politics next year. The excitement inci dent to the nomination of candidates for president and vice president is as disturb ing as the actual presidential campaign. The conventions have 'a ' settling effect. Usually there Is a lull after tha nomlna tlons are made. Time is given tor wounds to heal, and for . those who swear with both hands and feet that they will not vote for the nominee to fall into line rather than help the enemy, even by indifference. There Is always a great deal of fol-de-rol tbout Dolitical contention disturbing business Men who are never satisfied who always want to be making mora money let their acquisitive imaginations run away with thorn. Business men owe mora than Uey usually allow to government, and govern ment cannot be run -without politics. A long and exciting presidential campaign Is a good teacher in government. CRY rOH A LARGE ARMY. Strength of m Nation Nat Measnren by tbe Nnmber of Its Soldiery. Chicago Record Herald. Aa we are Just well through with war and have Just developed a new army or ganisation scheme, as, moreover, we are grateful for the prospect of long-continued peace and have no reaaon to expect aggres sion from any quarter, Mr. Jamea J. Hill's revelaUon that wa need a much larger military force than we have now ia not likely to awaken a responsive chord In tha breast of the public. Mr. Hill makes the absurd mistake of supposing that the strength of this nation Is measured by the slse of its standing army. He thinka that "if wa are to be a member of the great family of nations" wa should have an army of 200,000 men. This would be a strange Idea for any intelligent man to advance, and It is very strange coming from Mr. Hill because his buslnesa is of a kind that should teach him to know better. We are a member of the great family of natlona quite Independently of all military considerations, and a most Impor tant member because of the produce which Mr. Hill helps to export. We are power ful because of our Immense resources of all sorts, and the power la there whether our soldiers number 200.000 or 60.000. Of course the more regulars there are under constant drill the more ready we should be at the alarm of war, but If that M indispensable why stop at 200.000? Why not have a standing army of 2,000,000?. The fact Is thst the line has been drawn with a common sense regurd for the chances and a justi fiable dependence upon our volunteer system. It is certain that no foreign power will wantonly provoke us, and we are puisled by Mr. IHll's declaration that "we must have peace for our Industrial and commer cial growth, and peace wa will have If we have to fight for it." Wnat ia the mean ing of this rhodotnontade? There Is a nat ural growth beyond our own frontiers which depends primarily upon the needs of other nations, not upon our ability to command peace by war. There la a growth within our own borders which does not now and which never will require the supervision of 200.000 soldiers. ' Mr. 'Hill is merely talking military rub bish, of which, by the way, we have had much too liberal an allowance during tbe last two or three yearn, FLACK Or THE HIGH SCHOOL Pnrnoae. Chicago Record-Herald. The Increasing tendency of the public to challenge the wisdom of maintaining high schools at publlo expense will attract wide attention among educators to the confer ence, organised by President James of Northwestern university, which will meet In Chicago October M and 81. While the discussion of the status and purpose of the high school will take a wide range, the question that Is of greatest pop ular and pedagogic Interest la stated as follows: "Should tha public high school be looked on primarily as a school to prepare young men and women for the college and uni versity? Or should It bs viewed as an Independent school .with Its own Important ends and alms, to which preparation for higher schools must be strictly second- aryr In discussing this question It should not be forgotten that the high school and the state university are Integral parts of the common school system" of the state. Tbe existence of the state university as a part of the state's system of publlo education Implies the existence of a connecting link between the grammar or , Intermediate grades and the state university. To leave out any of the rounds In the state's educa tional ladder would be Illogical and unwise. It is plainly obvious therefore that prepa ration for the state university should be at least an Incidental consideration in ar ranging tha ourrioula of tha high schools. There is little doubt however, that tha preponderance of opinion among tha mora progressive educators favora the idea of making the high school "tha people's col lege" Instead of a preparatory school for the higher Institutions of learning; that its chief aim should be to provide a more practical training in- language and the sciences for pupils who are unable to at tend colleges or universities. It Is their belief that it should supply the "finishing touches" to a common school education. and the preparation for a university should be only a secondary consideration. To the mind of the layman there does not seem to be any reason why the high school should not serve both these pur poses. There la nothing Incompatible be tween the Idea of a "people's college" and the shaping of a curriculum In such a way as to prepare pupils for a university. The preparatory course should be separate and distinct from the course that is designed to finish a boy's education and prepare him to grapple immediately with tha problems of life. Such a combination of purpose would seem to constitute the Ideal twen tieth century high school. GIVE US CLEAN MONEY. "Filthy I,aere" Menacing; the Health of Everyone Handling: It. Indianapolis Journal. When congress undertakes currency legis lation at the coming session some attention should be given to the question of clean or dirty paper money, and if the congress can not devise some means of Insuring clean money it should refer it to the Board of Health. The slang expression, "filthy lucre." fits American paper money exactly. Strong in fiber, good as gold, the banks discover no reason why they should pay express charges involved in any system of redemp tion and reissue they might organize, and thus tha same old bills are paid out over and over again until they are positively worn out. And long before this time comes the passage through thousands of hands haa made them disgustingly filthy and a menace to the health of everyone that han dles them. They do this thing much better abroad, la England of on the continent one handles always clean new bills or coin, which can easily be cleaned and disinfected. Such a thing as an old, dirty, ragged piece of paper to represent money Is unknown, and would not be tolerated by any foreign government that has any sanitary regulations. Nobody knows what kind of hands a bit of our money has passed through, or what germs of disease it carries. A few banks in large centers In the east have made something of a hit by using new and clean money ex cluBlvely, at some little expense to them selves, but in the smaller cities and towns not enough new business can be attracted by this method to make It an induocment to the comparatively small expense In volved. Paper money is a necessity, and Is so recognised all over the civilised world, but there Is no reason why It should be used over and over again until it becomes dangerous from a sanitary point of view, PERSONAL NOTES. David Nation is e ported to have become reconciled to Carrie Nation. David stands alone. A standing army of 200,000 men would be satisfactory to James J. Hill, although he is willing to compromise on 100,000. The csar of Russia draws- a salary of ITS a minute, Many of his subjects do not get that much money in a lifetime. General Young's tenun of tha office of the commanding genera) was so short that it kept him busy to get .lis new uniform on. Tha senators comprising the Alaskan vis iting party are ten days behind. That Is, in respect to r-redule time not in the mat ter of connecting with tha appropriations for expenses. Darius and Cyrus Cobb, the twin brother artists of Boston celebrated their 69th birthday on the 6th Inst. Both are strong and robust men and are as devoted to their work as ever. Prof. Qoldwin Smith of Toronto, who has Jupt completed his 80th year, was the companion, adviser ana coadjutor or tne men who were moat powerful In shaping history and directing English thought dur ing the period in the nineteenth century when England rose to its highest Intel lectual elevation. Age has dealt gently with the doctor, whose erect and fault lessly attired figure always attracts much attention In the city of his residence. Eastern horsemen have not yet ceased to congratulate Budd Doble. tha veteran driver, who the other day won a (5,000 purse at tha Empire City track with his green horse, Kinney Lou. Doble, who Is now 64 years old. at one time could write his check for $260,000 or more, but lost an or most of it in unfortunate Investments. In his long career on the trotting turf he won a higher place In publlo estimation than was ever occupied by any other driver. He held the reins over three trotters whon they made world's records Dexter, Gold smith Maid and Nancy Hanks. With Gold smith Maid he won nearly $400,000 In purses and prises. Until this season he has not raced for ten years. Congressman Robert Baker writes The Bee to correct a statement In this column credited to the New York Sun that he had drawn 'a salary aa auditor of municipal accounts In Brooklyn since his name was put on the congressional pay roll. Ha calls attention to the result of an Inquiry Insti tuted by the Bun of which It said "that hla services as auditor of accounts ceased March 2, 190J, two days before his salary as a member of congress began. Mr. Baker adds, "I am well aware that anyone who exposes the means by which railroads and similar corporations obtain tha 'special privileges' which enable them to oppress ths people must expect to be ridiculed, but I also expect that a paper of tha standing of The Be will not be a party to a willful misstatement of facL" It is needless to sdd that The Be baa no deatra to mis represent Mr. Baker and gladly makes this correction, ...... . . , ROUND ABOUT NEW YORK. Ripples on tha Cnrrent of Lite la tbe Metropolis. Rev, John Alexsnder Dowle, boss of Zlon City, near Chicago, Is about to lead a hot of followers on Gotham and show tha benighted of the burg how to conduct a revival. He has engaged Madlaon Square Garden for two weeks, October 18 to No vember 1, and proposes to orate as fre quently as auditors assemble. Oratory will not be the only feature of the show. There will be an extensive culinary establishment conducted exclusively by Dodleltes. All the cooking will be dona In ths garden, and tha catering department will be In charge of tha leader's moat trusted fol lowers, managers of tha only hotel In tha now famous Zlon City. A baptismal pool is to ba constructed In tha Garden, where convert will be baptised Immediately upon making profession, and before they shall have bad time for their seal to abate. "What lower depths of misery and degra dation could readily be Imagined la tha rich and prosperous Island of Manhattan," aays the Tribune, "than have been sounded by wretched Immigrants who have huddled be neath the dumping piers, with the vilest filth under them, above them and around them I Ths health department la now busy in routing out these perversa and degen erate creatures. These laborers have been earning wages sufficient for them to have rooms In the tenement districts, but they prefer tha most squalid lodgings Imaginable, because they are determined to lay aside money In the shortest possible time, in order to enable them to go back to the land which they still Idolise and adore, in tha hope of living there In ease and comfort from their point of view for tho rest of their days on tha dollars which they have scrimped and saved here In New York." There seems to ba a growing tendency among the wealthy men living In New York or visiting the city to take wives from among working girls. A while a go It was announced that a somewhat retiring young millionaire, a (nan who for all of hla social diffidence was esteemed an enormous catch among the match-making women of society. Intended to marry tba daughter of tha housekeeper of his palace tip In Westchester county. The girl Is both beautiful and ac complished, and yet certain Idiotic weekly sheets published In New York for tho One purpose of pandering to tho craving for so ciety gossip hava printed covert sneers with regard to the match. An exceedingly rich stock broker of 40, married, not long ago, the dainty and desirable cashier of a restaurant in the financial district where ba was wont to take his luncheon, and rich men In New York are constantly "falling to" the charms of demure typewriter girls. A hustling young proprietor of more than two score of popular-priced restaurants In New York, a man who inside of flva years has expanded tho proverbial shoestring Into several millions of dollars, married a wait ress in one of his establishments. Only a few years ago the head of a famous New York publishing firm, a man of millions who had been esteemed a hopeless bache lor, went to church with tho daughter of his washerwoman, after having educated the girl at Vaasar, and, what Is more to the purpose, the marriage haa been a conspicu ously happy one. Does the Introduction of mala waiters at New York's women's hotel presage tha eventual opening of the doors of that ex clusively feminine hotel to mala guests? Maybe. It is an entering wedge, anyhow. and the women guests are mora than satis fied with It. What is more, they demanded It. They didn't like the girl waiters at all said they were "snippy" and "talky," and slovenly and perky, and many other things with various shades of meaning. At the outset the women projectors of tha women's hotel were going to run tha whole outfit, from dynamo compartment to dining room, without any trousered creature no, not even one from cellar to garret. Diffi culties, however, arose to puncture this plan. No eligible stationary engineers and electricians of the female persuasion were ready to jump Into the breach the pun Is Involuntary and unintentional. It waa ap prehended, likewise, that it would not be altogether easy to obtain the services of young lady coal heavers, machinery oilers. garbage regulators and so on. These hum ble, but important, positions, consequently, had to be filled by coarse male bipeds, who -were rigorously kept at their stations, how ever, and out of view. Women did all the rest. Manageress, clerkessea, night clerkesses, bootblacks, who were perfao' laydlea, waitresses, scullions, cooks, fire-makers, laundresses, chamber maids, bell girls all kilted persons. Men who called to see tha women guests were conducted into a tiny, bare reception room in an obscure corner of the hotel, although the hotel Is rich in handsomely furnished reception rooms. Everything went beautiful for a while, until, one day, a man who called to aea one of tha woman guests had . the unbounded temerity to forget to throw his cigar away when he entered the tiny reception room, whttber he waa conducted by tha bell girl. Thereupon soma of the ancient women guests of the rubbering persuasion set up an uproar, declaring that tha fumes of the man's cigar, away off In that corner of the hotel, roads them 111, if only by ocular suggestion, they having seen tha man with the cigar in his hand. Then the storm broke. The great major ity of the women guests up and declared that they liked the smell of cigar smoke that it was homelike and cosy that It was pleasant to feel, after all, that there was a man around occasionally so there, now! Then these Insurgents began to kick about tha girl waiters and to demand that trous ered waiters be Installed in their places, on threat of packing up and leaving In a body. Their demand was met by the man agement. Bellboys are soon to displace the bellglrls, and even money is being freely offered by hotel men around town that it will be a matter of only a little while now before the women's hotel will be throwing open its doors to mabcullne guests. One day last week Stephen Van Buren of Brooklyn went over the rivers to New Jersey, taking bis gun and dog along. Somewhere not far from Paterson ha saw a bird which be thought looked like a wild duck and he ahot It. The farmer who owned the duck had him arrested and be fore noon he had been fined twice onoe for killing the duck and again for being a non resident gunner. The fines and costs amounted to something over $50, after pay ing which Stephen Van Buren fared back to Brooklyn. A young woman who was arrested for masausradlng the streets in men's cloth Ing, waa brought Into court on the follow ing morning attired as she wsa when cap tured. "I did It, your honor," she said with sobs. "only for a lark." "Well, you do look like a bird." was tho Judicial response. "It I let you go. do you think you can fly?" She was sura ahs could. When the rage waa opened shs flew to a police matron who lent her a dress In which to go home. Room for Mora. Indianapolis News. The records show that we have had 20.. OOO.OUO Immigrants since ISA and still we have room for all the decent ones that want to coma over bare where a man can make an honest living without fear that It will ba taken away from him by anybody ex- JLcept tba trusts lit. S TV SbteU 1 Tha Shield of Quality Is !. ways on tha box If It's th finolnoWelsbach mantle, AH Dealers. I 2 s V M N eWl 1 1 1 1 WWY& INDIAN WRONGS. Explicit Charges Demand n 'enrobing- Investigation. Philadelphia Publlo Ledger. Tho report of S. N. Broslus, agent of the Indian Rlghta association, who waa sent to tha Indian Territory to investigate charge that white promoters, speculators and land aharks were securing possession of Indian lands for a grossly inadequate consideration, arraigns a number of Gov ernment officials who, so far from safe guarding tha rights of the Indians, have boon actively engaged, it Is asserted, In robbing them of their holdings, it U esti mated that 20,000,000 acres are Involved. In one way or another. In the scandalous transactions, and the Interests of nearly 400,000 Indians are affected. The land grabbing scheme, it is said, has extensive ramifications, and probably covers greater fraud than that unearthed in the pnt offloe department. Politicians and adminis trations come and go, but the wrong of the Indians remain and shame tha nation. Tho Broslus report Is aufftolonUy explicit and condemnatory to demand the most searching Investigation by congress, redreein for tha Indians who have been overreached and robbed, and such modification of the laws aa will protect tho Indian titles. Tho present allotment system, it appears. Is too costly and technical, and delays and dln coura tho security of titles by the Indiana in many Instances. Flagrant wronps with respect to excessive land hold ing, now unlawful, are described. An in stance Is mentioned where an Indian mother, hrnorant of the value of her oil land, long in her possession, received $1,800 for three tracts, while tho person obtaining them received $20,000 from an oil corcpiry for his share of the profits. Companies operating In the oil district treat tha In dians with gross Injustice. United Slates officials, tt is charged, are are interested, directly or indirectly. In tha developing companies, and some of them are commissioned aa tha special guardians of Indian Interest. Mr. Broslus says that, with the information In possession of these officials. It la clear that they possess a de cided advantage over others In pressing "any business In which they may have an Interest, either through a trust company or otherwise." The commissioner of Indian affairs, com menting on tho report, is reported aa saytng that it Is Impossible for any Federal official connected with a land company operating In Indian' lands to be absolutely Impartial In deciding questions affecting his own Interests. The commissioner favors a thorough Investigation by the Indian of fice and by congress. It should be search ing and exhaustive, regardless of conse quences to reputations, f. ;, -.T ji FLASHES OP FUN. Hewitt How did Gruet coma to ko to' Utah and become a Mormon? Jewett He said there wasn't ' any ona woman who could support him. Town Topics. Voire fover the 'nhonel Shay. Central. I 1 wanter hie talk ter m' wife. Central What s her number! Voice Qultcher klddln'. will yert I ain't no Mormon. New York Sun. Duatv Rhodes A feller asked mo dls momln' if I drink anything, and I. said No." Weary Walker Aw, coma off! Duatv Rhodes Fact! I wasn't axln ter ; say "yes," was I? "Anything" Includes .' soaay water an iruca uko oat-riumaei-phla Press. 'What is the difference between a violin 1st and a fiddler?" 'The difference, answered me concert , manager, " is enormous; anywnere rrom ' $&00 to $6,000 a wee. wasningron Diar. What kind of breakfast food do you ,' &refer?" asked the landlady of the new I oarder. "Flannel cakes and pure maple ayrnp. i buttered toast, ham and eggs and coffee," replied the young man who had hla appe tite with him. Detroit Free Press. "I'm not afraid to give my age," said j Miss Wellon, defiantly. "I'm Just SO." "In view of the hereafter," remarked ' Miss Snappelgh, "I should think you would ; be afraid to give It at that." Chicago Tribune. "I have here." said the visitor. poem , on the new cup defender" "What?" cried the editor, reaching for a C'"Walt a minute." protested the visitor. ; "This Is absolutely unique. You will ob- -, serve I do not once line 'defiance' to rhyme with 'Reliance.' " Philadelphia Cathollo : Standard. Mike Are ye much hurted, Pat? Do ya want a doothor? , Pat A doothor, ye fule! afthor beln runned over be a throlley car? I'hat Ol wknt la a lawyer.-Judge. There wa a fiilr maid named Pomona The flrt time she ate of bologna Hhe said: "It is queer. But I reallv fear You must help mo remove Its klmons. Chicago Tribune. YE GKNTI.K CRITIC. Milwaukee Sentinel. Down In the pasture, near the creek, A cricket chirped his lltllo In v; A Jackass heard the effort weak. Whenas, by chance, lie ceased to bray, He stood until the song wa o'er. And listened, in amazement dumb,. And though he would have Mood for more. He enly said, "It's pretty bui:" And thus the rhymester's roundelays Are often styled hy some that Hat ; Perhaps he strive fur guld or bay. Perhaps he seeks but to exist. Heed not the critical harangue. Blng on, V bsrds. enjoyed by nm, i Remember, when tho cricket Hang. The Jackan suld, "It's pretty hum. Ayers Hair Vigor Makes the hair grow because it is a hair-food. It feeds the hair and the hair grows, that's all there is to it. It stops falling of the hair, too, and re stores color to gray hair. K M. an anal. J. C AYEI CO., Lswril, Mom, L weua-ACH jl J 0