6 THE OMATIA DAILY BEE:' WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 1003. The Omaha Daily Dec E. ROSKWATEIt, EDITOR. PUBLISHED EVERT MORNING. TERMS OK SUBSCRIPTION. ally U (without Sunday), One eor..$j.00 ally live and Sunday, one Year " lustrated Ilee. One Year ? -"V Sunday Bee, Due Year J rSatuiu;iy lire. One War JJ '.twentieth Century Farmer, One Year.. l.W) UEMVEHED BY CARRIER. Pally life (without Bundny,, per coP'r-",lic Dally Bee (without Sunday), per week...Uc XJaily Hee (Including Sunday), per week. .lie Huml:iy i:ee, per copy J- Evening Hee (without Sunday), per week. Be Evening Hue (Including Sunday). PeV week ......IOC Complulnts of irregularities in delivery hould be addressed to City Circulation De partment. OFFICES. : Omaha The liee Building. South Omahn City Hall Building. Twen-ty-llfth and M Streets. Council Bluffs 10 Pearl Street. Chicago 1640 Unity Building. New York 2328 Park Row Building. Washington 601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. 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Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of May, 103, was aa follows: 1 80,iMM 17 2S,4KO I ao,7B is ai.oao 1 8i,SUO HI 80,700 4 80.5tM ..BO.SOO ' 1 80.7SO il 8u,t70 80,570 21 80.B40 7 8u,70 23 80.B30 1 80VUO 24 1 80,744 26 30,830 10 87,775 M 3O.70O U 30,440 27 80,750 12 80,870 2k 30,tt0 U 80.U2M) 2 80,tttt 14 80,780 0 81460 16 SO.tiBO U 27,800 1 , 80,eM Total!!!!. ...vTTw ww.ihw Less unsold and returned copies 1Q,4J4 Net total sales B43.B0a Met average sales 80.437 OEORQE B. TZSOHUCK. Subscribed in niy presence and sworn to before me this list day of May, A. D. 1903, M. B. HUNOATE, (Seal.) Notary Public. The advonce guard of the Fourth of July casualty lint la about due. The way to get rid of supernumeraries la to make officers who perform their duties by substitute earn their own sal aries. If anybody has found the key to the city hall deadlock, he had better turn It In and get bis reward before the lock Is forced. Amending Bulwer, Emperor William says the pen is all right in its way, but goes a great way further if backed up by a good sharp sword. Tho edict is out again that the gam bling slot machines must go. These de vices seem to have even more than the proverbial nine lives of a cat If the contention between competing pavlfijj contractors continues .the pros- pect for pavement repairs during -the present season will be very slim. In the absence of Prof. Waterhous Superintendent Tearse wants public Judgment suspended, but the suspense is not likely to change public opinion. Secretary Shaw has declared off his projected trip to Europe. Secretary Shaw is the business man of the cabinet and he puts business before pleasure every time. Is not sixteen years a rather long time to wait for challenging the validity of constitutional amendments alleged to have been counted In by questionable authority? King Ak-Snr-Ben IX graciously ac cepts the felicitations of his , royal cousins on the thrones of older mon orchlea, but yields not a whit to them on the splendor of his court A few big damage suits would doubt ' less be the most effective brake on high speeding automobiles, but It would be far better to slow down without first killing or maiming someone. The question suggests itself, Is there auy danger that the warden of the Ne braska penitentiary may balk at another hanging until his bill of expenses for the last necktie party Is paid? Iiemanda for increased salaries in the office of collector of Internal revenue have all been turned down by the de partment at Washington, but there is no danger of wholesale resignations follow ing as a consequence. While denouncing Russian atrocities upon tne persecuted Jews, we continue to outrage humanity by burning poor negroes at the stake. It would really not be out of order for Russia to bold a few indignation meetings. Ho far none of the big corporations thai operate in South Omaha have filed complaints with the Board of Review there about the valuation returned by the tax commissioner. They know that It is best to let well enough alone. Those gentlemanly municipal boodlers of Scran ton niunt also belong to the squad of Pennsylvania officials whom Governor Peuuypacker would protect against libellous exposure in the public prints and embarrassing portraiture by the newspaper cartoonists. Ex-Lieutenant Governor Tillman of South Carolina, who shot down Editor Gonzales in cold bUxwl, objects to being tried where the crime was committed, on the gronnd that he cannot have fair hearing'' because of the prejudice against liiiu.' If he cannot get a square deal in the ,xy hotlel of fire eaters and duel worshiper where can he esmpe prejudice? If le hud been black in stead of white he would have been strung up on the spot if not reserved to furnish fuel for a bannra. IJVrtRSTAT LAW AH 11 DM MAT A While the Elklns' amendment to the Interstate commerce' law Is said to bel working very satisfactorily, it is felt that still further amendments will be required before the law can have the effect that is desired and the fifty -eighth congress will be urged to provide these. Mr. Bacon, chairman of the executive committee of the interstate commerce law convention, says ttaejaw should be amended' so as to give the commission power to enforce Its own rulings and prevent discrimination, not only be tween Individuals, but between dif ferent localities and different com modities, lie states that the different commercial bodies of the country are much Interested In seeing a strong addi tional amendment to the law adopted which will clothe the commission with fuller powers, especially. In the direction of enforcing its own rulings, and in pre senting the matter to Mr. Roosevelt he found the president favorable to such amendment. , The advocates of still further strength ening the interstate commerce act and enlarging the powers of the commission are prepared to urge thia upon the next congress with great earnestness. The Interstate commerce law convention, re cently In session, has a membership of about 150 boards of trade and other commercial bodies and these exert a strong Influence. The executive commit tee of the convention has decided to prepare a bill for submission to con gress, amending the law so as to allow the commission to correct a rate found to be unjust or unlawful . and also to provide for an appeal from the findings of the commission to the federal courts. While there is no question as to the desirability of the proposed additions to the Interstate commerce act. It cannot be confidently predicted that the effort to secure them from the fifty-eighth con gress will be successful. Of the mem bers of the last congress who were re elected It Is perhaps safe to say that a majority are of the opinion that suffi cient was done for the present in passing the Elkins amendment and that It will not be expedient to go further for a time. It was not an easy matter to get that measure through and it perhaps would have been defeated had the rail road opposition been stronger. How the new members of the fifty-eighth congress regard the question is yet to be developed, but at any rate they: will be largely Influenced by the re-elected mem bers. However, no harm can come from con tinuing the efforts to Improve the law and to place in the hands of the com mission whatever additional authority the commercial interests of the country deem necessary to the more effective operation of the law. At present' there is very. little, complaint The railroads very generally appear to be strictly com plying with the anti-rebate amendment and to be, observing the other provisions of the law. Doubtless there are in stances. of violation, bat on the whole the situation Is very greatly improved over that of a few years ago and there is reason to expect that this Improve ment will be maintained.. MCXICVS PRKSIDKXT.- President Porflrio Dlai will succeed himself. He is closing his fifth term as the chief executive of Mexico and the national liberal convention has Just placed In his hands the nomination for another term, which he has accepted, There was no opposition to him in the convention and there will be none to his election. The retention at the Lend of the Mexican government of thia dis tinguished man, by far the foremost of Spanish-American statesmen, means un interrupted peace and progress for our neighbor republic. ,Thls is a considera tion of no little importance to the Amer ican people, In view of the fact that a very large amount of American capital s invested in Mexico and that President Dlp.z is encouraging American enter prise there. Always a warm and hearty friend of the United States, he has taken the greatest interest In the efforts of capitalists of this country to develop the resources of Mexico and to promote the industries and commerce of that coun try. There is no question that today American influence is far greater at the Mexican capital than that of any other country and that the . government Is better disposed to favor and encourage American enterprise than any other. That this Is so is almost wholly due to the friendly regard for the United States and the far-sighted statesman ship of General Plntv who knows the value of close business ties between the two countries. He Is one of the great men of the time and is deservedly be loved by his countrymen. IMPORTING CO.SiTR.aCT LA DOR. It is said that there is systematic violation of the. law prohibiting the ad mtsHioic of contract foreign labor, and a vigorous Investigation Is being msde by treasury officials. The statement is made that a few weeks ago a steamship brought from Europe 2.600 Immigrants, who with few exceptions were under contract and sent to cattle ranches and farms in the northwestern states. It is also said that only a few days ago the bureau of immigration obtained evl dence of a large consignment of foreign contract laborers to Pennsylvania. The investigation by the authorities is ln: tended to show if Immigration agents are operating ou the other side v and secretly violating the law by shipping large numbers of men from Europe with the understanding that work will be given them. It is believed that the steamship conipann-s' co-opera ta ; with these agents. -v The law prohibiting the Importation of alien labor under contract 'ww en acted iu response to a strgnft public sentiment and it should be Rigidly en forced. Before the enactment of the law every steamer coming from Europe brought in ventract labor, imported to work iu tb coal aSintt an tm soma of the mannfacturing industries. Not only were the laborers thus brought In for the most part of a very low class, but the terms of the contracts with them were such as to subject them to prac tical slavery. Many thousands of these people employed in the coal mines of Pennsylvania, Ohio and Virginia were far worse off in all respects than were the .slaves of the south. The over whelming popular demand to put an end to this was heeded by congress. Undoubtedly there have been many evasions of the law, but it appears from the reports that violations have become systematic. This must be put a stop to. Men who freely come here from abroad to work will be welcome, but we want no contract labor to compete with Amer ican wage-earners. tX POST FACTO. Whatever may be the outcome of the action brought by former Supreme Court Commissioner Ityan to set aside the amendment to the constitution increas ing the pay of members of the legisla ture from $3 to $5 per day and extending the regular legislative sessions from forty to sixty days, there is no ground for apprehension that the new revenue law or any other legislation enacted last winter will-be affected one way or an other. There was no time limit for the intro duction of bills in the constitution prior to the adoption of the $5-a-day and sixty-day session amendments, and there was no restriction upon the length of the regular sessions under the forty-day clause of the constitution. The legisla ture had a right to extend its regular session for any length of time, but its members could draw pay only for forty days, or $120 in all, for any single ses sion. The contention of Judge Ryan cannot therefore Invalidate . legislative acts that do not conflict with the con stitutional limitations prior to the adop tion of the amendments. Bills passed after the fortieth day of the session that received the constitutional number of votes and had the approval of the gov ernor were Just as valid as If they had been passed on the first week of the session. The only question Involved In the test case brought by Judge Ryan is whether the members of the various legislatures since 1887 have been overpaid If not overworked. Incidentally a decision sustaining Judge Ryan's position would have the inevitable tendency to cut short the next session of the legislature and its members would be on about the same plane in the matter of pay as bod car riers and blacksmiths' helpers. In any event however, there is no immediate or remote prospect that any. considerable number of the 1,050 members of the eight succeeding legislatures who have drawn pay at $5 a day since 1887 will turn their overdraft back into the state treasury. Down at Kansas City they r.re still fighting over the question of ownership of grain in the cars and elevators de stroyed or damaged by the floods, the commission brokers contending that it still - belongs to the consignors. The question is not so much as to the owner ship of the grain as to the party who shall' stand the loss. If the situation were reversed and for some ' peculiar reason the value of the grain were to be suddenly enhanced after delivery, the grain men would be side-stepping at a lively pace to rake in the profit and tell the shipper that he had parted company with his property irrevocably long ago. If any member of the late lamented legislature has not drawn his $5 a day for the full sixty-day session he will have only himself to blame for unpar donablo negligence in case the courts should decide that the constitutional amendment by which the pay of law makers was raised from $3 to $5 a day sixteen years ago was .improperly counted in. It is extremely doubtful, however, 'whether any member of the defunct legislature was so reckless as to leave any part of his per diem or mile age in the state treasury. One by one our legends of the past are stolen from us. Here comes a Chl- ago university professor with what he says4 Is conclusive proof that a papal bull over which controversy has raged for centuries is a rank forgery. The next thing we will be told that the pope's famous bull against the comet was simply a Joke perpetrated by some black robed Jester who had lost his way into the priesthood. If the names struck off the list of pub lic works employes by the mayor had belonged to republicans Instead of to democrats, City Attorney Wright would find no trouble in citing law and prece dents to sustain the mayor's position. As the men dislocated from the payroll happen to be democratic ward workers, of course the mayor's position' la accord ing to Wright entirely untenable. President Diaz' response to the latest tender of another nomination la likely to become popular with office holders in this country as weil as in Mexico. He asserts that It is the duty of every cltl xen to serve his country for aa long and in as many posts as his fellow citi zens desire. If he can stimulate the desire in the breasts of his fellow citi zens so much the better. It develops from the reception accorded by democratic politicians to the scheme for bar association Judicial nominations that the democrats hereabouts are now opposed to fusion unless it be fusion with the republicans. The old kind of fusion has played out and no longer holds forth any promise of successful coupling with the payroll. - If every man in Omaha who has once been enrolled in Ak-Sar-Ben's hosts of previous years will step to the front with an application for enrollment tliU year without further solicitation, the army of hi royal hlghuesa will txt twice what its number was last. year, every one of them ought to do It. And Iowa demoornts are up against it If they reaffirm the Kansas City platform every tiinn on their state ticket is sure to be snowed under and if they do not reaffirm the Kansas City platform eVery man on their state ticket will be snowed under Just the same. A Lost Opportunity. New York Mall and Express. R was a great oversight that some Vir ginia judge did not think of an injunction against the Monitor in 1802. Occupation of the Pacific. New York Tribune. An all-American cable to the Philippines will be In operation In a few days. The conversion of the Pacific Into an American sea makes steady progress. Counsel from the Great, New York Mall and Express. No postal official who takes a look at a 5-cent stamp can fail to observe that the lace of Grant upon It has a distinct air of saying, "let no guilty may escape!" Other People's Money. Philadelphia Inquirer. A New York paper prints an essay on "How to Live on What You've Got." As If that was of any Interest to New Yorkers. The game over there Is to live on what the other fellow's got. Grades In Graft. Washington Post. Missouri boodlers who refused to look at anything smaller than a 11,000 bill will be hocked to learn that Pennsylvania graft ers are demanding a rake-off from school teachers whose salaries average about $33 a month. Arms and the Brooklynlte. Brooklyn Eagle. In this city 20,000 people, some of them women, are carrying revolvers. All except the police carry them for an evil purpose. Twenty thousand potential murderers rep resent the lowest moral element In the com munity. How to Get Poor Quick. Newspaperdom. The Dally America, which was started two years ago as a turf paper, has been absorbed by the Morning Telegraph. The price wag said to be merely nominal, the paper having proved such a losing venture that It could not be continued. It was said on good authority that $495,000 has been lost on the Dally America since It started. This Is an average of $6,000 a week. The Fool and His Coin. New York Tribune. The more extensive the exposures of the schemes of the swindlers east and west who promise Incredible profits on deposits or speculations large - or small, the more astonishing It appears that men and women can be so credulous as to risk money with almost any rascal who sends out letters and circulars assuring them of fabulous gains. Millions of dollars have been stolen from hundreds of thousands of the guileless by means of such dishonest assurances, and millions more will be stolen hereafter In similar ways. Charles Emory Smith's Defease. Philadelphia Public Ledger. The editor of the Philadelphia Press, who was the postmaster general In the cabinet of President McKlnley, and whose name has necessarily .entered In the discussion of the recent postal scandals, makes a sim ple and dignified reply. In his newspaper, to the comment called forth by Postmaster General Payne's .Unconsidered defense of him. He would not try to shield himself under McKlnley's mantle If he could. He desires that whatever responsibility Is In volved shall be duly fixed, and "then rest Where It belongs." He agrees that "soma further and more formal explanation Is called for from him;" that "If It can be made, It ought to be duly forthcoming,' and "If not, then such measures of . re proach as ' should follow the failure must be and ought to be suffered." This Is frank and honorable, and all that any one has a right to demand. ' Whatever explanations are called for from Mr. Smith will, of course, be made formally through official channels. He is not failed on to make them through his newspaper, but Hie editorial statement quoted Is proper and In good taste, and should be accepted as trans ferring the subject to the field of official Inquiry. ' ' RECLAIMING TUB WEST, Reform In Land Administration a Step In Right i Direction., Brooklyn Eagle. A voice crying from a wilderness that says ought not to be a wilderness de mands reform In land administration. It says that while the irrigation projects will do much to develop regions now arid, there must be an encouragement to settlers and an assurance- of a fa, t . division of public lands before the alkali dust will cover Itself with grass, and before the American can sit beneath his vine and fig tree. Nevada Is the state against which charges are made of playtng most freely Into the hands of big owners, who stand for wealth, as against little owners, who stand for population, Industry, the Increase of homes and a restoration of the spirit of content. The 2.000.000 acres of public land which the federal government gave to the state to sell for Its own advantage when it emerged from the territorial condition, Is alleged to have passed Into few hands, and to have brought little of the return in money for school roads and public Improve ments that it was the Intention of our government to give." In the other new states alternate sections, either No. 16 or No. 32 in each township, were reserved for public sale; but In the case of Nevada It Was left to the legislature to take Its pick of 2,0.0.000 acres where It would. It picked them along the rivers and sold them for a trine to the ranchers. Thus the only considerable tracts of fertile land are the homes of cattle, not of men. To be sure. It was not supposed at the time that Ne vada had agricultural possibilities, and In utilizing Its grazing grounds the law makers doubtless supposed that they were doing the beat that could be done for the interests of their state. With the lna".fuitlon of a great Irri gation system a vas. acreage will be added to the green strips n'-w to be found only along the water ays Leyond the Rockies, and there will be an Incentive to the mi gration of thousands, and the building of not only homes, but of villages and towns. It Is also probable that the building of dams will be followed by the development of power, and thus the people of the farms will not be dependent, as at preont. on the factories of the east for their goods, nor on the steam roads for transportation The water which flows into the Irrigating canals can, In many Instances, be made to turn the wheels that generate electricity for the lighting of cities, and for traction. and for the operation of mills and shops. It is believed also that government will encourage the planting of trees on the mountains, that the water supply may 'be large and constant, and the larger the water supply the more frequent the rains. With an Increased rainfall millions of acres now desert will be added to the habitable area of the country. The reclamation of the west, till of late a theory and a dream. Is la process of accomplishment. SKIZtRR OP GALVESTON. Aetloa of Government In Matter Hasty ana Ill-Advised. Philadelphia Record. The proceedings of the naval authorities with regard to the unfinished cruiser Gal veston, now on the stocks of an Insolvent shipbuilding company at Richmond, Va., hare a serious as well as a comical aspect. The dispatch of a gunboat to the scene of conflict, ready to bombard the process serv ers of the Virginia court If they should ven ture to Interfere with the naval officers charged with launching the vessel and tak ing it to the Norfolk navy yard, smacks of the mock-heroic and the opera bouffe. Whether the federal government may defy the mandates of a state court and violently take possession of property within Its Juris diction and In despite of its restraining or ders Is a question of grave Importance. If the unbaptlzed Galveston had become member of the United States fleet the paramount jurisdiction of the federal gov ernment over the vessel could not be a matter of doubt. It would be under orders to go wherever and do whatever the com-mandant-ln-chief of the army and navy might direct. But as yet Galveston Is not member of the fleet: It Is not even a ship, never having been afloat, and Is as yet be yond the reach of the process of admiralty courts. It Is simply an aggregation of steel ribs, plates and bolts, having the outer semblance of a ship, to be sure, but lying high and dry on Virginian soil. Legally this aggregation of structural steel Is the property of the builders, or rather of the receiver appointed to hold the assets of the contractors In trust for the benefit of their creditors. Payments have been made out of the federal treasury to the builders. It Is true, on account of the contract, but this, at the most, would give the government a lien on the unfinished hulk. The claim of the United States might or Snlght not be entitled to preference, but this Is a quertlon of law to be determined In the proper tribunals. The federal govern ment, or rather the officials who for the time being exercise the various functions thereof, have no better right to take the law Into their own hands than any other citizen of the United States would have. They are acting In contempt of the Injunc tion of the court of chancery of Virginia, and forcible resistance on their part to Its lawful mandate would be quite as repre hensible as the violence of an Irresponsible mob. States have rights which even the federal authorities are bound to respect. It Is to be hoped that the matter will be reconsidered and that methods may be adopted by the Navy department to de termine the differences between It' and the Virginian court which will be less sub versive of law and order than those pro' posed to be followed. DUTY OF THE STATES. Responsibility for River Restraint Not on Federal Government. Philadelphia Press. Prof. Lewis M. Haupt thinks that the Mississippi river can be controlled so as to avoid damage from floods by an expendi ture of about,, $22,000,000. The states which suffer from the floods could well afford to pay that sum If assured of success. Irrigation, sedimentation reservoirs, a systematic plan of levees more distant from the river bed, the opening of all the mouths of the river, together with ex tensive reforestation, comprise the reme dies proposed by Prof. Haupt. He points to the work of King Menes on the Nile river thousands of years ago as proof of the effectiveness of such a scheme. As it Is not a question of navigation it Is not work that the government should be called upon to do. Something ought to be dona, but the states concerned depend on the government, which means that nothing effective will be done, as it Is not the business of the government to pre vent floods and recover for cultivation land owned by Individuals and states. PERSONAL POINTERS. Prince George, son of Prince Leopold, of Bavaria, left Japan for Vancouver on May 24, and will return home by way of New York. Mrs. Mary E. Ryle, through another donation, . has now brought up her gifts to the fund for the proposed new library at Paterson, N. J., to $225,000. It is reported that during his . coming visit to Ireland King Edward will an nounce his Intention of establishing I royal residence In that country. Henry C. Caldwell, the federal judge of the Eighth circuit court, who will retire from the bench or June SO, Is the only sur viving appointee on the bench of Presl dent Lincoln. Captain Charles A.- P. Talbot, the new British consul at Boston, has been In the consular service of his country for thirty- eight years, having served In Tahiti, Ta ganrog and Corunna. By the will of Spencer C. Doty of Yon kers. N. Y., the descendants of the May flower pioneers of his state are to come Into possession of a small 'wooden trunk which came over In the famous ship. Manuel Alvarez Calderon, on of the Peruvian minister at Washington, grad uated last week from the Maryland Agri cultural college, and the minister's elder son, Alfredo Alvarez Calderon, graduated earlier In the month from Columbian uni versity, Washington. John L. Griffiths Is at work on the life of the late President Harrison, All the private papers of the president. Including some unfinished manuscripts, have been turned over to him. Mr. Griffiths was closely associated with Mr. Harrison for many years. He Is at present at Indian apolis. The Rev. John Campbell, the successor of the late Rev. Joseph Parker, In the Cliy Temple, London, has come to the United States for a six weeks' stay, hoping to get experience and a wider knowledge of the Christian world. He Is an able man and will, no doubt, learn something that will aid him In his work In London. Richard 8. Croker, eldest son and name sake of tho former Tammany leader, ha become special partrtor In a Arm of New York brokers, having put $100,000 Into the business. His brother Frank has no taste for commerce, preferring a career In poll tics. Richard 8. Croker Is about 27 years old. and Is considered as . more like hi father than any of the Croker boys. The Mexican Postal department ha taken a new and novel means of Informing the public of the weather bulletins given out by the Weather Bureau. Every letter which passes through the office la now stamped with the Indications for the next twenty-four hours. This stamping is done at the same time that the postage stamps on the letters are cancelled and the re ceiving stamp affixed. King Peter of Servla Is scarcely what an Insurance man would call a good Msk. Prince Alexis, brother of Prince Peter Karageorgevlch, who lias been proclaimed king of Servla, visited America In ltf9. George Madlsmi Randolph, a lineal de scendant of Pocahontas and the Randolphs, lives In St. Louis, lie claims to be seventh In descent from the famous Indian maiden by her marriage with John Rolfe. The Turkish censor Is now the moat humorous figure, unconsciously In the riva lled world, ltd objects to the blhlu because the word Macedonia Is us.d In the Epistle to the Thessiiloolans In the New Testa ment, and demands that Instead of Mace donia the words "the vilayets of Salonlca and Monaatir" shall appear, thus giving due homage to the sultan and no en couragement to the Macedonian committee. BITS OF WASHINGTON I JFK Minor Scenes and incidents Sketched on the Spot. One of the first things to attract the notice of western and southern people visiting the capital Is the clean, fresh and crisp paper currency, which Is In cir culation; notes which, to those accustomed to the greasy and debilitated bills of the far west, look ns though they had Just left the bureau of engraving and printing. In fact, there are many provincial visitors to whom such bills are a downright curiosity. Just as on the other hand some of the worn and tattered greenbacks of the far west are a "sight" to Washlngtonlans. A member of the geological survey, who Is cnlled every . summer to Arizona, Colorado and Utah to direct the work of certain government surveys, speaking of the matter of western greenbacks to a Post reporter, said: "Before ever I went west I used to won der why people from that section mude such ado over the clean end wholesome paper currency In circulation In this city, and, for that matter, throughout the entire east. Now, however, I can understand it. I Just wish you could have seen some of the bills I saw and handled last summer In Arizona. Why, some of them were positively diseased. Soaked, saturated, limp, flabby, humid, and coated over with sweat, tobacco Juice, and dirt, they had an odor so ancient, coppery and fruity ns to remind one more of a pesthouse or the bubonic plague than of the promise of a great government to redeem Its pledges. You may laugh as much as you please, but when I tell you that I refused some particularly musky and offensive green backs last summer simply because I was actually afraid of contracting some vile and disreputable disease from them, I tell you the truth. The reason we have clean and respectable greenbacks here Is because we are near the treasury, and whenever bill becomes slightly worn, all we have to do Is simply to take or send It there and have It redeemed with new ones. The people of the west could do the same thing by sending them on by mall, but the trouble Is that a large part of the population never heard of the treasury other than In a vague way aa a place where money la ground out, who know little or nothing of the redeeming process, and who think that when a bill Is made It is Intended to last forever. Consequently, as the bill passes around year after year, through greasy and grimy hands, and snuggles by days In the same hip pocket, cheek by Jowl with the plug of tobacco, and thus becomes as water-logged, rotten, and tattered as a mildewed leaf. It Is remarkable to see the Ingenuity which the people employ In patching such bills together with store mucilage and brown paper until It finally reaches the hands of some Intelligent store keeper, who knows enough and has suf ficient sense to send It on to Washington and have It redeemed. Then, when the bright new bills come back, the crowd In the store gathers about to admire them, and remark, 'Ain't them purty,' and, per haps, for the first time In their lives, learn what to do with a bill when It reaches a stage of utter decay, and can no longer be patched. The odor of some of these horrible western bills Is a revelation to Washlngtonlans. The different chemicals composing the various Inks employed In the printing and preparation of these treasury notes, when acted upon for some thing like a period of ten or twelve years by various soils and atmospheres, persplr atlon, and plug tobacco licorice, develop a most peculiar odor so fruity and cob webby as to remind one of things one has read about the bouquet of old wine cellars, and It la no wonder that the saying, 'Let me smell your money' has gained ground in the went, where some of the bills ought first to pass through the quarantine station before reaching the treasury for redemp tion." Those who visited the National Zoo last Sunday were astonished to note the growth of the young tapir born there early In May, The little fellow Is today about seven weeks old and thriving amazingly. As usual In young tapirs his stripes have grown brighter since the day of his birth, but now that he has attained his seventh week they are beginning to fade, and In a few weeks will have disappeared entirely. Some few days ago he had his first bath. Head Keeper Blackburn opened the gate leading to the swimming tank, maintained for the benefit of the ZOo tapirs, and the little fel low, followed by his mother, wandered slowly forward to the water's edge, nosing about Inquiringly with his little trunk, as though wondering at the strange world out side of his cage. . When he reached the water he hesitated and appeared rather timid at first, and It was amuBlng to see his mother following behind and encourag Ing him to proceed by shoving him gently forward with her short trunk. Finally when the little ta.plr was all the way In and he found the water would not hurt him, he had a glorious bath, diving and swimming about until his mother felt that he had enough fir one day, and left the water with the youngster following at her side. The anthropological section of the Na tional museum has Just purchased what Is known as the Harvey collection of Imple ments, dress, weapons, etc., of the Indians of Alaska and the northwest coast. The collection is a valuable one, not that It con tains anything very striking, but owing to the fact that every specimen Is perfect In Itself and representative of the highest type of Indian art and workmanship. Per haps the most striking object In the collec tion is a basalt boulder about ISi feet long by a foot In thickness, which the Indians have sculptured into the form of a frog cro iched ready to spring. There Is also a very fine set of mortars and pestles cut and polished from the hardest stone. Also a number of stone pipes, some of which have been hollowed out In places and Inlaid with lead and copper. The number of beautiful seals, walrus, deer, moose, heaver, moun tain goat and sea otterskln dresses Is an other feature of the collection, the display of fine furs being enough to make our fashionable ladies envious of the Alaskan squaws, who. In the good old days before the whites came, wore sea otter fur suits worth today from $250 to $300. Senators and representatives come and go. They flit In and out, attending to such buttl ness as requires their attention, but ona familiar figure is seen here day after day. Senator Cockrell of Missouri does not leave Washington until he has cleared up all his business. He does not "run out home" soon after adjournment to return later, but when the session adjourns he "buckles down" to the accumulative work and din poses of It. His prominence In the senate and experience brings much In the way of national business to him. So engrossed does he become with the work of the ses sion, that the many letters he receives re main unanswered for a time. But when congress Is no Jonger then he begins to devote himself to the personal work of a senator. He reads and answers his let ters. He visits the various departments neraonallv. Instead of sending a clerk. He does this because he will not ask any thing of the department unless he thinks the renuest should be granted, and he knows that a visit from a senator In per on Is better than writing a letter or send !nc a subordinate. That is why Senator Cockrell Is here until late In the summer and why his tall figure may be sen from day to day In the different departments. Colonel 8. P. Hege of the Baltimore A Ohio contracted with the Navy dppartment Saturday to move a deserter and his captor Avers Sarsaparilla To Know all there is to know about a Sarsapa rilla, take Ayer's. Your doctor will say so, too. He orders it for pale, thin people. Tested for 60 years. r. C.AyerCe., Lowell, sues. from St. Louis to Newport, R. I., where the captor Is to receive his reward of $30, and where the deserter Is probably going to Jail for a few months. It Is not the fate of the deserter, how ever, that Is the Interesting part of this article. The captor is the man. For a long time the Navy department has had the reward standing for the recapture of deserters, and In addition to the $30 the department pays the expenses of tho man who made the capture to the point from which the deserter fled. Naturally this Is a fine outing, or picnic for the "grafter," usually of tho "private" detective or country sleuth Jtype of police man. The Navy department pays tho car fare, and for the meals of the captor, gives him a berth In a sleeper, and at the end presents him with the $30. As a rule the city policemen and de tectives are too busy to make these trips. Consequently the "grafters," those who have rendezvous where their kind meet. which aro called "agencies," are continually on their mettle after the fleeing blue jackets. It Is said that the recovery of each de serter costs the Navy depurtment on an average of $200. MEANT FOR, MIRTH. Teacher Whnt Is your father's name? Jimmy Tuff Why. "Tuff." Teacher Of course; but what is his full name? What doee your mother call him? Jimmv Tuff When he la full? I don't dast tell yer, ma'am. Philadelphia Ledger. All Fools Not Men Mrs. Snappe Oh, all men are fools. Mr. Snappe Yes? Unfortunately for you, dear, the rule doesn't work both ways. Philadelphia Press. May He's awfully nervy. He tried his best to find out how old I am. Fay Yes, he admitted that to me. Mav And Just for fun I told him I was 34. Did he tell you that? Fay No. but he did say -you were the most truthful girl he had ever met. Phila delphia Press. "Is your brother a policeman?" "No, he Isn't." "That's all right. I thought he was. I saw a policeman taking a tough fellow to the station house yesterday and I am sure one of them was your brother." Philadel phia Press. 'The osslfled man passed In his checks last night," said the obese lady. "Poor fellow!" sighed the armless won der. "Ho must have died hard." Chicago News. Mrs. Knleker Is Mrs. Jones a well in formed woman? . . . Mrs. Bocker Yes, indeed; her cook has lived with all the other families in the neighborhood. Harper's Bazar. "These labor unions arei doing some good "What do you refer to?" , "A walking delegate stopped our min ister's sermon today and told him that he was working overtime." Puck. "I suppose." said the wife, sarcastically, "that you were sitting up with a sick friend &kh in ?" "Well, yes, he certainly was sick," replied Jackson Trays. "Indeed; and what was the complaint?' "He complained that we stacked the cards." Catholio Standard Times. "Shall I administer gas before extracting your tooth?" asked the dentist. "Well," answered tho fair patient from a back townBhlp, "if it doesn't coat any more I'd rather you'd give me electric light." Chicago News. From the world's great game of poker This paradox I choose: It often seems the gayest man's The one that has the blues. Cornell Widow. THE SCIENTIFIC LIFE. Chicago Tribune. (Before the breakfast has been prepared, or after It had been served and eaten, the housewife should add up the different amounts of proteld, fat and carbohydrate found In the foods. The computing cards should be used for each meal. In the even ing you can nnd out wnetner you nave taken too much of one kind of food or nit enough of another. Mary Moulton Smith.) Mother's slow at figures, but she always hAM to count The protelds to see that we secure the right amount; She keepu a pad and paper and a pencil near the sink. And estimates our victuals all the things we eat or drink. She lists our carbohydrates and she scrib bles down the fat. And our speellio gravity she always watches that. Mother's slow at figures, but she wants to do her best. She's listened to the lectures until she Is poHFessed Of srlcnUtla demons and a regulating card And while she chews her pencil all the eKKs are boiling hard. She gets bewildered with It and she has to balance up. And the coffee is so sturdy that It al most cracks the cup. Mother's slow st figures so our break fast's always late; The proteldn and the hydrates make the task for hir too great. We never get a luncheon, for she figures on till noon, And finds we've overdone It, and that al most makes her swoon. Mother's tubulating every pennyweight we eat Except the meals we smuggle from th restaurant down street. Much Show fortKe Sun If i Mires55 Rootbeer onrromM tl effn-u of the b.at nothing .1m mill ; cooia, rWrmhta, !nvltf(iru. A pfet'khif. BiaKf flv. gulloni. hold vr ltrm, or bjr U.il lor M cS. HniH of IuiIUUom. CHARLES K.HIRU CO., Malvern, Pa. ..j