THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SATURDAY, JA3SUAKY 18, 1902.
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BARGAIN ROOM SATURDAY.
Wo llenlers, 1NmI.II.ts or Manufacturers Sold at These Snl.
Dnss Goods '
C4-lnch strictly nil wool cheviots, worth
$1.25 yard, black only; BO-lnch wldo Wales'
English nil wool Bcrge, worth $1.00; 40-Inch
extra heavy granite, all colors! 60-lnoh
tine, bright, dark plaids, worth $1.00, $1.25
nnd $l.d0 per yard; 40-Inch all wool (lermnn
henrletta and several other weaves, worth
up to $150; all will go on sale nt 49c.
New spring gray suitings, worth 75c yard,
will go Ht 49c.
New all wool ladles' cloth, 38-Inch, worth
60c yard, will go at 39c.
New, strictly all wool tricots, 30 Inches
wide, worth GOc, at 29c.
New all wool cballls, worth 50c yard, will
go on this salo nt 25c.
Strictly nil wool .French flannel, the "Co
grade, on sate at 25c ynrd.
Specials Saturday
No Ptddlsrs
From 8 io 8:30 a. m
we will soli L. U ynrd wldo extra heavy
unbleached muslin, worth 5c ynrd, only ten
yards to cvitomcr, at 2 Vic.
From 10 to 10:30 a.m
we will sell ynrd wide percale, worth 15c
yard, dark and light colors, only ten yards
to customer, at 3c.
From 12 to 12:30 p. m
we will sell tho best quality skirt binding,
worth Go yard, only ton yards to a cus
tomer, at lc.
From 2 to 2:30 p. m
we will sell 20,000 yards of all wool, half
Siicial Bargains in Man's
Soft and Stiff Hats
In ill the new blocks Panama, golf,
fedora, railroad and pashas.
Regular $1.50 nnd $1.75 vnlucs now on
sale at 85c, whllo they last.
All men's caps, wqrth 85c to $1.25, at 60c.
GOc and 60o caps at 25c.
All boys' toboggan caps, worth 75c, nt 23c.
15 dozen toboggan .caps, while they last,
at 10c.
Cut prices on trunks and valises.
MsfO It tXtOJl
BARER TO IE NEW MEXICAN
SiprtM Gtirt Jmstica Ban to Mil Naw
Haaa Haxt Waak.
TO RESIGN AS blSTMCT JUDGE AT ONCE
Will Hrlurn to Oinnlin I.nto In Feli
rnsry nud Stop Only I.onit
Kaonxh to l'nok U 1IU
' Household Effect.
Judge Ben S. Baker returned yeater
iay from Washington after nn abonce of
two woeks, during which tlmo ho has been
made an assoolato Justlco of the supreme
court of New" Mexico and a Now Mexican In
sympathy, Interest and all but aetunl citi
zenship. The latter he expects to acquire
within the noxt twenty days, for he will
leave Omaha for Santa Fo either tho middle
or tho latter part of next week, and when
he returns to Omaha late In February It
will be ns a New Mexican who comes only
for his wife and his household effects.
When Judge Baker goes to Santa Fo noxt
week it will bo to taico tho bench. Immedi
ately, as the supreme court meets there,
but Ills residence In future will bo Albu
querque, with which town ho 1b dollghtcd.
To Tleslarn Immediately.
His resignation from tho district 'bench
here will bo forthcoming "In tho Irame'dlato
future." but he caunot yot specify tho day.
He spent the morning In his private offlco
and when asked nt noon as to when ho
would dismiss the. grand Jury, replied that
he could not say until ho had met with tho
body and been Informed on what it had ac
complished. During tho forenoon tho de
mands on him were so continuous and per
sistent that he lied from the court houso
early to make certain of finding time to
lunch.
The Judge left Washington Wodnosda)
noon and stopped over In Chicago Thurs
day, leaving Mrs. Baker to visit a - short
time.
!ooI Time nt Cnnltnl.
"I would havo been homo sooner," sail
the Judge, "but President Roosevelt sent
us an Invitation to the reception of tho
Judiciary Inst Tuesday night and Mrs.
Baker insisted that we stay. It was a flno
affair and I enjoyed It, but I don't caro
to attend another right nway, for thero Is
too much of a -Jam. I met Senator Hanna
there for the first tlmo since the platform
broko down with us whllo he was speaking
at Auburn, Nob., a year ago last fall, nnd
DANGERS
of Colds and Grip.
Colds weaken the lungs, lower the vltullty
nil pave the way for catarrh, pneumonia
and consumption.
Look around you at the vast number who
have contracted these diseases, every one o(
whom owes his affliction to a neglected cold.
Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy
has a wprjd, wide reputation (or its quick
cures of colds and grip and can nlways be
depended upon. It Is pleasant and safe to
take. It counteracts any tendency toward
pneumonia
S5.00
The well-known ilrm of J. Eppner & Son, llornellsville, N. Y., forced out of business. The Uig Store secured the crcnm of the entire stock for spot cash nnd is giv
ing its buyers the BEST BARGAINS IN NEWEST AND FINEST SHOES EVER PUT ON SALE IN OMAHA. This Ann altered to only the finest trndo and cnr-
only the best makes of shoes, such
shoes. Closed out. to llayden's at less than 40c on the dollar, they go on sale Saturday at most ridiculouly.low prices. We have taken the best shoes in
both ladles' and men's and marked them at $1,011. Not n pair worth less than 3.00, $3.50. 4.00 and $5.00. In welts, turns, and McKays. In all the
late style toes lind all made from the best leathers, box cnlfs, patent calfs, velours and vici kids, in medium and heavy soIcb. The biggest value over
given in shoes. All arranged to make selection easy. Every pair as cnrefuly fitted as if you pnid the regular price. hartH
J, Eppner fc Son, ladles' shoes,
former price 11.75, this sale
J. Eppner & Son. bdtcs' shoes,
former prlco 12.50, this salo ....
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Silks
24-Inch flno foulards, worth 75c, at 39c.
20-inch liberty satin, worth 75c, at 29c.
75c corduroys will go at 29o.
GOc velvets will go at 16c.
ICo Imitation Trench flannel at Cc.
16c flannelettes at 3c.
36-Inch percales at "c.
10c outing flannel at Sc.
15c outing flannel nt 7Hc.
16c fancy sateens will go at 7Hc.
Go prlnta will go at 2ViS.
6o nprrn ginghams at 3c.
Undirwiar and Furnishings
Men s GOc Working Shirts, In dark colors,
39c.
Boys' GOc Jersey Ovorshlrts at 25o,
Children's 50c Wool Underwear at 10c.
Men's 10c Seamless Socks at 4c.
Men's 10c Colored Handkerchiefs at 3c.
in Bargain Room.
or Doalsrs.
wool and silk and wool, worth from 49o
up to $1.50 yard, all In ntco long lengths,
nt 10c ynrd.
From 4 to 4:30 p. m
wo will sell full standard prints, worth Gc
ynrd, only ten yards to customer, at lc.
From 7 to 7:30 p. m
wo will sell all wool and silk and wool
nnd black crupon dress goods, worth from
$1.50 to $2.08 yard, only ono pattern to cus
tomer, at 25o yard.
From 9 to 9:30 o. m
wo will sell yard wldo bleached muslin,
worth 6c yard, only ten yards to cus
tomer, at 2ic yard.
Grand Jowolry Salo
Silver tea sets, $9 value, Saturday $4.95
Silver syrup pitchers, $3.50 values, Satur
dny$1.9S.
Jolly dishes at only 25c.
Cut glass salt and peppers with sterling
topB, per pair, 98c.
Largo silver mounted fruit dishes, 98o.
Dost quality silver plated spoons, 25c.
Solid silver sugar spoons for $1.00 each.
Cut glass syrup pitchers, silver plated
top, 69c.
he remembered the Incident and laughod
over it as one of tho most amusing of his
tour.
"As for President Roosevolt himself
well, ho Is simply tho biggest man who
over sat In tho presidential chair, so far
as Individuality Is concerned. I marvel
that ho can stand up under tho load of
responsibility that rests upon htm, but ho
seems absolutely at caso at all times.
IIoukIi Itldrr far Clerk.
"Tho president was vory gracious with
mo and It Is at his request that I shall
appoint Captain W. E. Dame as clork of
my court. Damo has ben n resldont of tho
territory twenty-three years and was one
of tho rough riders, so ho stands high with
tho chief executive,
"Those New Mexicans aro a royal lot of
fellows. They ontcrtalncd Mrs, Baker and
mo there In Washington as nicely as it
could have been done In their own homes
down south and adopted mo at once,, al
ways speaking of 'wo Mexicans.' They im
portuned tho Judiciary committee of tho
senate for my lmmedlato confirmation, but
the committee la a stickler on form and Us
members could do nothing until they all
got together, though Individually they wcro
all for me. Two wcro out of the city and
tho delay was tho rosult of having to
wait for their return.
Oinnlin Homo fur Snle.
"My homo out on South Thirty-third
street is for sale, but the rental agont has
had difficulty, I discover, In carrying on
negotiations, for when wo left wo In
structed the housekeeper to admit no ped
dlers or others, and the girl took the In
struction so literally that when the house
agent took parties out to look over the
place they could not get past tho front
door. I im going to sell, however, for
henceforth I am a New Mexican, with J
other Interest in Nebraska than the very
kindest of memories."
MILLER PROLONGS RECOUNT
Court Orants I,evt to Cniivnaa tho
Precincts Uncontested hy
Unltt.
Every ballot cast for clerk of Douglas
county will havo been Inspected and pasaod
upon before the completion of the recount
that Charles Uattt, repuUlrnu candidate,
started when ho contested tho seating of
Harrv C. Miller, the -ouiocratlc notulueo.
who was declared by the official board to
havn tmen oleeted by a majority or 3.
Mr. Unltt asked for a recount of only
certain wards and preclnctB, and tho re
count in theso showed hlra to havo a ma
jority when there had been thrown ouj. all
ballot not marked with absoluu exact
ness. Mr. Miller yesterday adopted tho
same tactics and demanded a recount of
tho rcranlnlng twonty-tbreo preclncta of the
county, which demnnd took tho forni of a
motion for leave to amend the defendant's
answer to the original petition of tho plain
tiff. The matter was argued for two houra
and Judge Vlnsonhnler finally granted' leave
to amend, and the recount was Immediately
taken up. Three precincts of the Sixth
ward were counted yesterday morning and
in these Miller made a gain of eight.
In the afternoon the recounting was con
tlnued rapidly until a lato hour, when tho
Fifth precinct of the Eight ward was dis
posed of, with tho Unltt majority wiped out
It U hoped that by working late tomorrow
the entire recount may be completed with
the week.
Constipation leads to liver trouble, and
torpid liver to Orient's Disease. Prickly
Ash Bitters Is a certain cure at any stage
of the disorder.
Publish your legal aoitcea la the Weakly
Bee, Telepno 1W.
SHOES AT $1.96.
as Brooks Bros., Preston B. Keith, Thomns Bros., and many other large manufacturers of the very swellest men's nnd women's
J. Kppner & Son, Indies' ahocs,
former price $2.00, this sala
J, Eppncr & Son, misses' shoes,
former price 11.60. this salo
Ladiss' Undsrwoar and Fur
nishings Sato
1 Children's outing flannel gowns, In all
sizes, nt 39c.
Children's outing flnnnol night drawers,
worth GOc, at 25c.
Ladles' extra heavy outing flannel night
gowns, worth $1.75, at $1.00.
Ladles' fancy trimmed muslin night gowns
at GOc.
Ladles' laco and embroidery trimmed
drawers, worth 75c, at GOc.
Ladles' flno cambric gowns, fancy trim
med, worth $1.50, nt 08c.
Ladles' flno long cloak gowns, trimmed
I with flno laco, worth from $3.00 to $3.50,
at $1.98.
Children'!) Mother Friend shirt waist. In
nil sizes, worth up to 7Gc, at 29c.
Ladles' line, fancy nnd black hoso nt
12Kc.
Ladles' fine ltste thread hose, In black
ami fancy colors, at 39c.
Children's heavy bicycle hoso at 124c
Shetland floss In white, black nnd
colors at 8c.
Ladles' straight front corsets, In drab,
black, pink, blue, at 49c, worth 7Gc.
Ladles' long corsets, In large sizes, $1.50
and tlXO quality, at 49c.
Girdle corsets, In nil colors, at 49c.
Wo nro chowlng ,a full line of straight
front nnd alt the latest styles In tho W. D.,
Knbo, Dr. Warner's and W. C. C. from $1.00
up.
Optical
Don't delay getting good glasses If your
eyes troublo you. Wo mako no charges for
careful examination and fit tho right kind
of glasses at the right prices.
Repairs, lensos exchanged, up-to-dato
frames, oculists' prescriptions filled at half
tho usual charges.
Hair Goods Doparfmsnt
Haydcns aro leaders In switches of all
shades.
Best quality hair, 18-lnch switch, $2.50
value, nt D9c.
20-Inch switch, $3.50 valuo, at $1.98.
HAYDEN BROS
NEW TURN AT PANHANDLING
Colored Mnn Who In Said to Have
Ilurled Seven Mother Conic
to Genuine Grief.
Dick Dudley, colored, is locked up at tho
pollco station, charged with "panhandling,"
a novel form of crlmo which In the Copper's
Unabridged Is defined thus: "Panhandling,
getting money on the strength of hard luck
story, or to abate a nulsanco. Tho most
common forms nro (a) circulating petition
to raise funds to bury dead mother or to
ship homo body of dead brother; (b) ac
cepting money as prlco of sllenco, prac
ticed mostly by organ grinders, etc."
"He was a whoy-colored, mlsbegottca
caitiff, who for a decade had canvassed tho
parish, panhandling the peasantry;" Bal-
TUC.
It remained for Dudley, however, to mako
Maverick Stories
Mlxnn on Ureases.
Marrlago licenses aro secured in the
office of the clerk of the county court. Fish
ing and bunting licenses aro secured in
tho county clerk's office. A prospective
groom got into tho wrong place ycaterday
and happened to have with him n friend
whom Frank Dewey, deputy county clerk,
remembered bad been In for a fishing and
hunting llcenso a fow days before. The
matrimonial candldatenskcd simply for "a
llcenso" and Mr. Dewey assumed that he
wanted one like his friend bad gotten.
That Is how It hnppened that Mr. Dewey
said, qulto familiarly:
"I s'poso you aro both going to make
your killings at tho snmo place."
Tho applicant looked u little surprised,
but ,eald very politely that he believed
not.
"Do you go out oftenT"
"Why, no! I have novcr approved of
that sort of thing."
"You haven't? Woll, I am not with you
In that opinion. I think a man is all the
better for a little sport now and then. I
would go myself If I could over find tho
tlmo. Going to tako a boat?"
"No, what little traveling wo do will bo
by rail."
"Woll, that Is tho most comfortable way,
but I llko to put on my old clothes and
Just cut loose on a trip of that kind. I
have had several of thorn In former days
and eaoh one seemed Just a little Jollier
than the last. You will get to liking the
fun of it after you havo been out onco and
will probably want to repeat it all every
year. Most people do."
The groom-elect was flushed and per
spiring, but he Bald nothing. Presently
Mr, Dewey finished filing In the blanks and
as he tossed tho license over the counter
he said:
"Take my advlco and if you have a wlfo
don't invite her to go along on this trip.
Women aro all right, but they aro out
of place in this sort of thing. Just get a
good dog and that is all tho company you
need. Now why, what's the matter? Any
thing wrong with that license?"
"Tho llcenso is all right of its kind, I
believe, but It will hardly answer my pur
pose." "Why not? It's about the only kind we
over issue."
"Well, that may be so, but I cannot very
well be married on a llcenso to hunt and
fish, can I? In fact, I am through huntln
and fishing. What I wish now Is a writ of
attachment on the game."
Mr. Dewey whistled long and gently.
Then, without attempting further remark,
ho led tho way to Harry Morrill's desk In
the county court rooms on the floor above
S9I IQ J. Eppncr & Son, nurses' shoes, 1 Aft
WlilXJ former price J2.00, this sale 9laaJ
QQ. J. Kppner & Son, boya' shoes, DO
9 Ob former prlco J1.60, this sale V 06
Man's Furnishings and Undsr-
near, t.no Snr Milru nt We.
100 dozen men's colored laundered shirts
with two pair of cuffs, In all colors nnd
sizes, Star nnd Griffon brand, -made to sell
at $1.50, on salo at 49c.
Men's t.nd boys' outing flannel gowiiB,
mado to sell at 6O0 and 75c, on salo at 25c.
Men's $1.50 wool underwear at 75c.
All tho tnon's flno wool shirts and draw
ers that Bold up to $1.60 on salo at 76c.
Men's $1.00 underwear at 49c.
Alt tho part wool nnd fleeco lined shirts
and drawers that sold up to $1,00 on salo
at 49c.
Men's $1.60 wool ovorshlrts nt 98c.
Mon's $1.60 wool sweaters nt 98c.
Men's $1.00 heavy jersey ovorshlrts
49c.
Boya' $1.00 colored laundered shirts,
at
In
all styles, at 49c.
Boys' $1.60 all wool sweaters at 98c.
Men's and boys' $1.00 and $1.50 whlto
shirts, In tho Orlffon brand, at 49c.
Men's 60c suspenders, In all styles nnd
colors, at 26c.
All the men's 50o neckwear, In all styles,
ar25c.
Shoot Music Salo
Tomorrow wo will place on salo some of
our very best selling pieces nt only 19c per
copy; by mall, 20c; regular prices, 25o and
35c per copy, Such popular songs as
"Hello, Central, Olvo Mo Heaven," "Whin
tho Lights Aro Out," "Strangers," "Flo
ronce," "Can Hearts So Soon Forgot?"
"Dear Collcgo Chums," "It's Not Always
Bullets that Kill" and "Tho Tio that
Dlnda" (tho abovo songs aro all by Charles
K. Harris and each ono sells flno), "Pic
tures In thnt Shawl," "JuBt Dry Away Your
Tears" (by Horwltz and Bowers), "She's a
Prlnccts'Just the Same" (by Horwltz nnd
Bowers), "In Dear Old Indiana" (a very
pretty ballad) and "That Nigger Treated
Mo All Right" (tho above songs nro both
sung by Flo Irwin), "Husband and Wife, or
tho Golden Wedding" (n beautiful, pathetic
song), "Blow Yourself" (comic coon song,
real now), "Colonial Guards" (two step),
"Salute to Omaha" (two step), "Anglo
Amrirlcan Mnrch," "Blooming Roses"
(waltz), "Roses and Thorns" (waltz). Mall
orders promptly filled.
a new departure in the art of panhandling.
Hero la the story as told to tho pollco by
Jack Broomfleld, proprietor of tho Midway
saloon:
"He camo down stairs in bis shirt sleeves
in my placo yesterday, forenoon nnd said
he'd been robbed of $12 during tho night.
About midnight, ho said, ho'd rented a room
of the night bartender and had gono to bed.
Ho had tried, to leave his money down
atalrs, according to rules, but the barMndor
hadn't been ablo to opon the safe at;d so
ho had been compelled to tako it to his
room with him.
"It was Impossible to get at tho night
bartender at that hour, so I couldn't verify
tho fellow's story, and, as he mado a ter
rible roar, I finally gave him $12, taking
his receipt tor It.
"When the bartender finally showed up
ho said Dudley hadn't been near tho houso
tho night before and that the room ho said
he was robbed In hadn't been occupied or
and bowed an embarrassed farowell to the
man whoso object he bad mistaken, but
whoso remarks he will not soon forgot.
Girls Kind a Shoemaker.
One of two young women, riding down
in an elevator of the Paxton block tho other
morning was overheard to remark: "Now
the noxt thing to do will be to bunt up a
shoemaker."
Constable King, a fellow passongor,
thought here was on opportunity to drum
up a llttlo business and do the young
women a favor at tho samo tlmo, so he
said: "I'm just going up thero, ladles.
If you'll come with mo I'll show you tho
way." Thoy followed hlra.
"Hore'B some clients for you, Judge," said
the constable, bowing to Attornoy W. S.
Shoemaker. Ho found chairs for them.
Tho young women looked about the shop
dubiously for a moment, then read the
word "Shoemaker" on tho door, and were
reassured. One of them fumbled in the
recesses of a big telescope valise, and
brought to light a dilapidated pair of pat
ent leather galtors.
"How much will you charge to half-sole
those?" she asked, passing tho footgear to
"his honor."
Tho half-dosen visitors In tho office
laughed Immoderately. Judgo Shoemaker
showed tho young women his business card,
whereon they searched In vain for "re
pairing neatly done." Thoy decllnod to
leave their names, but from a letter
dropped by one of them It was learnod that
they woro Uellovuo college students.
Tells a Woman's Troubles.
Robert McElravy of Detroit, represent
ing an tnsuranco company, says that ho Is
Omaha's hoodoo or else Omaha Is his hoo
doo. He reached town yesterday and thus
explains his charge:
"I como to Omaha rather frequently, but
not at regular intorvals, and every tlmo
I come I find the dolegatos to some con
vention have arrived Just ahead of mo and
snapped up the rooms I want. Tho first
time I came, 'the exposition was on and
Prosldont McKtnley's party was here.
Under thoso circumstances I was content
to tako Just any old thing in the way of
a room, but the next time I ran Into the
woman suffragists or Women's Christian
Christian Temperance union or something
of that kind, and after that I struck the
State political convention. Then It was
the Nebraska newspaper mon or tho lum
ber dealers, I don't remember which. I
don't like to quit my hotel, but I have bad
to put up with strange company nearly
every time. Once I slept in the same room
with two fellows who bad known the same
$5.00 SHOES AT $1.96.
Saturday Wo Soil 27-ln. Col
orad Taffota Silks for 50c
Will sell all colors In 19-Inch surah or
taffeta, regular prlco 50c, on salo at 25c.
36-Inch wide, doublo wnrp navy surah,
worth $1.60, for 49c.
Black Skinner's snttn, 36-lnch, worth
$2.00, for $1.00.
Flno yard wldo black taffeta for $1.00.
Tho flno $1.50 grndo black peau do solo at
$1.00.
MONDAY commences tho great FOULARD
SILK SALE. Wo hnvo Just opened nbout
1,000 pieces of new spring styles and wo
want every lady In tho city of Omaha to
como In Monday at the opening salo and
eo the handsome styles and colorings.
Tho Groat Fight is On
Between tho Cano Sugar trust- and tho
Beet Sugar trust. Wo nro tho only people
or Arm In Omahn that will stand by the
consumer. Wc will sell you thu best good3
for tho loast money,
ll'pouuds of Granulated Sugar GOo
2-pound can best Sugar Corn f. 5c
2- pound can Red Ktdnoy Beans Go
3- pound can Baked Beans 6a
3-pound can Pumpkin Cc
Ono packago Jclllcon 7V4c
ChtcsrSpicials
Nebraska Crcnm Cheese 7 Vic
Iowa Cream Chceso 12',-dc
Wisconsin Llmbcrgcr 12Vic
Hand Cheese, each iV4c
Gem Pineapple, Chceso , 49o
Neufchatel Chceso, each ,, 2Ua
Meat at Roducod Pricos
No. 1 Sugar Cured Hams nc
3-pound palls Compound Lard 26c
6-pound palls Compound Lard 46c
No. 1 California Hams 7ic
Best brand No. 1 Small Hams 12c
AlBtott's New Dologlin Cc
Fruits
Wc handle the largest stock of fancy
fruits west nt Chicago.
Importcd-Datcs, por pound 12
Fancy Apples, per dozen 20c
Largo Navel Oranges, per dozen 15c
even unlocked during tho night."
Upon this information detectives were
sent out to Bcarch for Dudley nnd ho now
occupies a cell in tho city Jail.
llo is a familiar flguro about tho police
station. "Ho's held Jobs ns porter In half
tho hotels In tho city," said an officer who
knows him, "but has been let out of all of
them for 'panhandling.' Ho hue boon known
to bury seven mothers within tho last flvo
years. Once no begged money to mcot an
assessment on a llfo insurance policy that
didn't exist; at another tlmo ho circulated
a petition to raise funds for tho erection
of a toinbstono at tho grave of soino civil
war horo nnd again ho undertook tho erec
tion of n church. As n 'panhandler' he is
a recognized past master, but I never be
fore know him to bo quito as bold as ho
was In his Midway saloon trick."
In pollco court Friday afternoon Dudley
was fined $50 and costs, tho heaviest fine
thus far Imposed by Judgo Borka.
Rounded Up at Random
by Bee Reporters.
traveling man thirteen years nnd wanted
to talk It all over aftor they got in bed.
Another tlmo 1 shared nn apartment with
a lumber dealer who could snoro In more
keys than a calllopo and then with a news
paper man who cussed tho offlco devil or
somebody elso In his sleep.
"But through all theso experiences I con
fess to havo had somo consolatlorf In tho
thought of tho predicament of a woman
ovor In Iowa who wroto tor a room at a
hotel at Mason City whllo I was there It
was during n convention of tho Sfato Dairy
association, ns I romembor It, nnd this
woman was tho secretary. She signed her
namo without any fomtnino prolix and with
only tho Initials of hor first two names.
Tho result was that when sho wrote to
tno manager or tnis hotol to reserve a
room for her, nnd signed hersolt as the
secretary, ho treated tho application ns
that of a man nnd when sho arrived late
nt night, gavo hor name and nBked to
bo shown to tho room assigned her, the
night clork, who wasn't any too bright
anyhow, sent her up to tho room In which
the association's president was already
asleep. Sho didn't discover her mistake
until sho was lnsldo and had tho door
locked, preparatory to disrobing, and then
she rnlsod a duueo of a row. Finally the
proprietor was called from his bod and
had to oxplaln (that he supposed tho sec
retary was a man, and, being crowded for
room, had thought to economize satisfac
torily by making ono apartment with two
bods In it serve for both .executives of tho
association."
i i a
Get IUvIi Quick Scheme.
Ho wnlked slowly up to tho highly pol
Ishcd bar, ordered a drink, of whisky and
laid down a $5 bill.
"There," sold ho despondently, "that's
tho laBt piece of money I'vo got to my
namo and when that's gone I don't know
whore. I'm going to eat or sleep."
Ho proceeded to relate- a bard luck tale
to the barkeeper, nnd a stranger who was
standing by felt sorry for him.
"Let mo have another drink of that
whisky,'" said he, after tho chango from
tho flvo had been handed to him.
After the second drink the customer felt
moro cheerful, remarking that he would
get along all right and come out on top of
tho financial troubles that seemed to b'
bearing him down. Then he took the third
drink, threw out his rhcat, smiled broadly,
tapped his coat where tho Inside pocket
ought to be, and declared:
"Say, John, I'vo got $1,850 right here In
my pocket, and"
"Here, John," yolled the bystander,
"give me throe drinks of that same whisky
right away."
's nnd women's
1.96
J. Eppncr & Son, men's shoes,
former prlco J2.00 this sale
3. Eppncr & Son, child's shoes,
former price 60c, this sale
$1.39
19c
High Gradt Dross Goods Department.
Slirlnit flood Arriving livery Iny,
Sec our Scotch Tweeds. In grays. Oxfords.
browns, etc., for suits, skirts, etc.; they
are worth $2.98 yard wo will sell them tor
this week at $1.50 yard.
Seo our now Panja or Basket Weave
Cloth, In all the fine spring shades, 64
inches wldo, domettlo cloth, worth $1.50,
will go at $1.00 yard. Our West of Eng
land Pnnja, extra honvy nnd Arm, made by
Brlgga & Newman, Bradford, England,
worth $3.98, wo will sell for $2.8. yard.
Wo have fine Skirting nt 49c, 78c and 98o
yard; also tho same as others charge 50
per cent moro for.
Tallor-Made Suits and Skirts to order by
a professional ladles' tailor, tho only ex
clusive ladles' tailor In Omaha. We will
mako any kind of skirt or suit to order at
50 per cent less than nny other tailor In
tho city. Wo guarantee a perfect fit In
every lnatanco or money cheerfully re
funded; and we challenge any ladles' tailor
west of Chicago to do as good work as wo do.
For full particulars, seo our High Grade
Dress Goods Department.
For good Dress Goods cheap, seo our Bar
gain Room.
Odds and Ends
Saturday, for one hour only, from 3 to 4,
odds and ends of dinner sots, tea sets,
toilet sets, also miscellaneous lot of cako
plates, bono dishes, fruit dishes, butter
dishes, vases, platters from 8 to 16 Inches,
cups nnd saucers, egg cups, tea pots, lamps,
mixing bowls, naiads, ecallopa, etc., deco
rated and plain, plain and fancy edges, not
a plcco In tho lot worth less than 25c to
$1.50 each; your choice of any for ono hour,
from 3 to 4, Saturday, nt 7Hc each.
Remember only bctwocn 3 and 4 o'clock.
Special for Saturday
IN OUR HARDWARE DEPARTMENT IN
BASEMENT.
11C EACH
TEN RECORD BREAKERS
11C EACH
25c folding lunch boxes,
Corner sluk strainers,
25u shou brushes,
20o, washboards,
25o turkey feather dusters,
25c granite wash basin,
25c set of tipped tablespoons,
Cast steol hand saw,
2Go nickel plated claw hammer,
10-Inch steel frying pan.
SPECIAL CUT ON ALL HEATING STOVES.
ONNOLLY FALLS INTO LINE
Afraii with Ooaimisiloiar O'latffe That
Pajrell Can Ea Badaoad.
INSISTS a)N ASSESSMENT REFORMS ALSO
Second District Member of Connty
llonrd I'romtac to Continue Kim lit
for lllasher Asaenamsnta Against
Frnuulilned Corporations.
County Commissioner James P. Connolly
has hauled forth a retrenching axe of his
own. It has not fallen yot, but Connolly
promises that it shall fall and that it will
light on political friend and foe nllko. Ho
said yesterday:
"There Is a poaltlvo emcrgoncy oxlatlng
now In tho affairs of Douglas county and
am In for applying tho axo all along tho
lino, but particularly am I anxious that tho
assessments of tho corporations bo boosted
to a piano of absolute equality with tho
smaller property owners. This emergency
is partly tho rosult of tho talluro of the
savings banks, whtoh cost the county $68,
000 an amount thnt has appeared on tho
treasurer's books as a fictitious balance
over since.
"Tho board haa had to worry along In this
crippled condition and try to keep things
going, but now I am In favor of saving
every nickel and every dollar that wo can.
eo that tho general fund may be replen
ished from tho balances left In the other
funds a year from next July, and that from
this lot of balances accumulated by econ
omy we may pay oft somo of the indebted
ness. Heady to Slash I'nyrolls.
'Twenty' thousand dollars of this saving
can bo mado by pruning the number of
county employca and their salaries and I
shall favrr doing so, but I still maintain
that that is only a drop In the bucket. I
BEAUTIFY
YOUR SKIM
AND HAIR
with warm mkmnmoom o
Beautiful hair la positively. Insured by cleansine scalp And hairwlth Mmrtkim
and then applying a dressing of Jfajr Hmlf-HmmHh. This will remove
dandruff, atop Itching and .promote a healthy growth of luxuriant hair. For purify
ing the skin, softening and whitening rough chapped hands ; for removing pimples,
allaying Irritation or offensive perspiration, and for all antiseptic purposes in the tol
let, bath or nursery, Hapflnm la pronounced by thousands of men and wom
en the most perfect and satisfactory soap, toilet or medicated, they have ever used.
Hmrtlnm Mmmm la free from alkali, and unites purest cleansing ingredients
with healing Pine Balaam and aWllcate odor of forest flowers.
It combtntf la nne soap, it on priet, th beat Vln and completion soap, the belt balr tad aealp
soap is tht world. 21 cent cakaa at kadlag drug glsta 3 far 6B ccaU.
Free Soap Offer HARFINA SOAP
Cut out and tlrn this coupon In (Wt dara, Uko It to any of tho lollowlnr drug-ruta and ther will rive
yoo a large bottU ol Msy'a Hair-Health and a lie, eake of Harllna Medicated Sosp, the beat
oap lor Hair, Seslp. Completion. Bath and Toilet, boih lor Fifty centi-reruUr price, 71c. He
dectaedby lesdlnrdfufllats every whero at their shops only, or by the Vhllo Hey Special-
lies bo,, newer. IM. J., cither with or without aoap, by e
receipt ol 60c ana this coupo. (bin name and iddrete.)
"."vr. ... .7 7 .. . f.
who now have a tine head of hair. Hay'a H
a-rewer. Not a dje will not ataui the scalp or
Large 80 ceat bottles at leading druggists.
Fallewlsf Drafilsta satil Hay'a lalMtallli aa4 Barilla Seas la their skeys aaty t
MAIIA SIIKIIMAM & McCONNELL, 1(1
lth and Chicago.
batmen, bluffs MOMOAN, 142 n road
BHOWN, 627 Malm WHELEV. 418
Snaps for Saturday
ALL $1.50 COPYRIGHT BOOKS, 90C EACH.
This Includes "Tho Right of Way," "Tho
Crisis," "Etornnl City," "Tho Man from
Glengarry," "Bleunerhassot," "Circum
stances," "Lazarc," "Caviller," "Tuo Doolcy
Book," "Tho Portion of Labor," "Rosa
lyndo's Lovers," "Tho Lion's Whelp,"
"Sign cf the Prophet," "Captain Rovon
shaw," "Qulncy Adams Sawyer," "Truth
Dexter," ''Tho Firebrand, "Graustnrk," otc,
etc. In fact every $1.50 copyrighted book
In our stock only 90c each. Nono sold to
dealers.
$1.00 COPYRIGHT BOOKS, 39C.
Tho finest lino of $1.00 books over put
on tho market. Your cholco Saturday tor
39c.
REMEMBER Wo aro tho only houso in
Omaha that can furnish 100 elegant en
graved visiting cards and plato for $1.00;
100 cards from your plato for 65c. All
work guaranteed.
Ribbons
Saturday will bo ribbon day at tho big
store.
No. 40 all silk taffeta ribbons, In all the
now colors, 10c ynrd.
No. 40 all new fancy ribbons for spring,
10c.
Special lot of romnants of nil silk rib
bons, lc to 5c ynrd.
favor, also, building no now bridges except
wbero emergency requires, for wo havo
bridges enough, nnd I favor ;otng only such
work on tho roads as storms shall mako
necessary. But oven all this Is not tho
greatest , detail of tho plan to rcscuo tho
county financially. Tho principal thing Ib
the readjustment of assessments, and when
the tlmo comes lor thnt you will find mo
on the side of tho smallor property owner,
ready to stay just as long as any of them.
The assessed valuation of this county now
Is only $22,381,000, whorcas It wns $26,000,-
COO ten years ago. Suroly It ehuuld bo as
groat now as t was.
FAVOR BLUFF TRACT PARK
North Town I'conte Meet nudltriinest
City to Mnke I'urcbnse
of I.unil.
Tho residents of tho northern part of
the city held a meeting at McKenna's hall
Thursday night to discuss the question of
tho purchase, of tho Bluff Tract park. Park
Commissioner Cornish nnd Craig were
present and made talks on tho tmbject, as
did Judgo Doane, Judgo Ferguson, Council
man Lobtck and others.
A resolution was adopted favoring the
lmmedlato purchaso of tho bluff tract and
expressing hope that It would soon bo pos
sible for the commUnlon to sccuro the
Cut Off lako tract. A representative of
the legal department of the city said that
the title to tho land included In tho pro
posed bluff tract had been exnmlned and
found perfect. A resolution wa also
adopted calling for tho construction of a
market and recommending tho uso of the
Capitol avenuo alto bb a mcasur of
economy.
Itnnntna; Pool lloont Not Illcunl.
KANSAS CITY, Jan. 17,-Polico Judgo
Brumbnck, In a written decision, today
held that tho. running- of n pool room
whero bets nro taken on foreign hoe
races. Is not In violation of the city ordi
nance ngalnBt gambling. Tho decision wns
rendered In tho caso of Charlen Oldham,
who wns arrested for conducting a pool
room and accepting bets on Louisville and
other races. He wns discharged.
warranted to reijore youthful color, beauty and life to
.? T! y 0 faded bair, haa proved a bleatlnr jo thoutanda
r-Health It 1 rt'reahlnr. Iracrant dretilnr and hair
clothlnr, litope hair (alllnf .
th and DoJkc; SCHAFER'S DltUO 8TOIIE,
way; DellAVEN, 332 Central Broadway;
Broadway.
tprcat, prepaid, in plain sealed package, on
