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Communications relating to news and edi torial matter should bo addressed: Omaha Hec, Editorial Department. UUSINESS I.ETTEIIS. Business letters and remittances Hhould be addressed: Tho Ueo Publishing Company, Omalut. TtEMlTTANCEH. Itemlt by ilruf t, express or postal order, paynbln to Tho Hee Publishing Company. Only 2-cont stamps accepted In payment of mull accounts. Personal checks, except pn Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted. THE HEE PUULIHH1NO COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIIICULATION. State of Nebraska, Douglas County, us.! Ocorgn H. Tzschnck, secretary of The Ueo Publishing Company, being duly sworn, ays that tho notunl number of full and complete copies of The Dally, Hurtling, Evening and Sunday Heo printed during tho month of October, 1901, was as follows; 1 ISD.IMO I 17 UH.r.UI) 2 l'U,0.,l 18 i!t),DUO 3 'Jlt.Omt 19 i!H, 1 10 4 Utl.OUO 20 VtMtlU c ..jn.'iii) ji :io, i7t) G. UH,H'M 22 S,30 7 Sil,170 23 :iU,70 8 iiM.NIO 24 US.770 0 2N,M0 2 :i0,71O 10 i!N,7l0 26 IllMIMI II aw.sr.o 27 20,07ft 12 20,020 23 Ill', 4110 13 '2i,or,r, 2o :ii),7ni 14 28,i:iO so :to,ino 15 2H,mo 3i tia.uno Is 2S,0.'iO Total l17,.tll) Less unsold and returned coplca... 0,8r2 Net total pales IH7,-1I7 Net dally average 'J0.27I GEOItOE H. TZSCIIUCK. Subscribed In my presence uml sworn to, beforo mo this 3l3t day of October, A. D. 1W1. M. 11. HUNGATE. (Seal.) Notary Public. Ho tlinnkful nnd you niny bo linppy. rorhnps tho only wny out Is to onlnrjro tho police conmilH.sloti so as to iktoiiiiiio ilttto nil tho rallroudH. It would tnko too lonj; to jjlvc cvon n partlnl list of all tlio things for which Omaha 1h called on to render thanks this year. Tho new military Instructor at tho University of Nebraska Is named Smoke. Aiiotlicur with that naino belongs on the flVlng line.,' Our Dave haH llnally reached dry land nnd every loyal Ncbraskan has double catiso to bo thankful on tho day set apart for general thanksgiving. A French scientist asserts that alcohol will' bo tho fuel of tho future. When tho time arrives plenty of people should have rtu ample supply stored away. Kansas complalus of another water famine. Hut Kansas Is supposed to bo H rprohlbttlnn state and a shortage of water ought not to create any hnrdshlp. Henry Founder, tho automobile racing man, says he expects to make a mile In thirty seconds. Wonder If he Is antici pating au ascension by the explosion route. . If this thing keeps on Omalut will havo so many now freight depots offered to It that It will havo to exchange Its Christmas stocking for tho next size larger. Tho battleship Missouri Is to bo launched next month. If tho plans of Its designers work out It will be nblo to show IiKiulting visitors on Its own Hccount should occasion require. Many men who havo called on Presi dent Itoosevelt havo discovered that ho Is tho most approachable man who has occupied tho executive ehnlr for many years. - Tho president, however, has a mind of his own. Kansas democrats and populists are also discussing tho question of fusion or no fusion. Of late years fusion in Kansas has been must prolllic. of -ciihk. Ing, and future campaigns on that line aro not enthusiastically endorsed. Carrie Nation answers her husband's petition for divorce by asserting that David was too lazy to got up In tho morning and build a lire. Probably Carrie made It so hot for him he did not realize tho necessity of having a lire. i. . . There Is always something to bo thankful for. Tho Into democratic can didate for' governor of Iowa may bo thankful that ho is not compelled to kick every man lu tho state who refused to voto for him, but can rest on the record of one editor booted. Tho redoubtable W. S. Shoemaker wants It distinctly understood that ho Is not for David It. Hill to head the next domocratlc preslilentlal ticket In Its for lorn hope, but for Tom L. Johnson. Now let every good democrat of Ne brnskn take off his coat for Johnson. Tho Colombian government has de elded It will uo longer speak to Veue Kiiola and has withdraw n Its diplomatic representative to that country, Hotter call In tho big brother from tho north to arbitrate their differences, for each has troubles enough already without raising up additional ones. A. promluput New Yorker has brought 6ilt against two former friends, claim- lug $100,000 damages because they ac cused him of cheutlng at cards, lu tin good old days lu tho western country a man accused of cheating at cards did nqt bring nuy damage suits. All that remained to bo done was for his friends to settle- with the undertaker, TltAXKSOl 17A (t D.IV. Tho Thanksgiving proclamations of this year havo appropriately referred to the great national sorrow. The death of the great and ffootl president of the republic was au titllletinn from which the country has not yet fully recovered. The people still mourn President Me Klnley. Hut he would not have wished this to Interfere with tho usual ob servance nnd thi' proper enjoyment of tho festivities usual to this occasion and It should not. If we recall that sad event, may we not llnd In McKln ley's noble example of Christian forti tude and faith, in tho face of death, a cause for thankfulness? Is It not some thing to bo thankful for that he gave to the world as splendid au example of how a good and great man can die as Is to he found lu human history? As was said by President Itoosevelt In his proclamation, no people on earth have such abundant cnue for thanks giving as we have. No nation has been so greatly blessed with those things which make for tho betterment and'the uplifting of mankind. Wo have bad during tho year a high degree of pros perity. Tho people havo been well em ployed, all Interests have made prog ress, our material power has been greatly Increased, we are as a nation stronger in. all respects than ever be fore. Nor Is there reason to doubt that we have advanced morally and Intel lectually. Surely no people hnve more abundant cause for thanksgiving than tho American people, who havo not only all they need for their own comfort and enjoyment, but much to spnro for less favored peoples. Let all, then, "drive away dull care" and observe tho day with cheerful and grateful hearts. 771ft .4 101 v or vitixex soldi eh v. An important recommendation In tho annual report of tho secretary of war, to which congress will doubtless give attention, relates to the mllltla and to the raising of volunteer forces. Sec retary Hoot? says, that the mllltla law stands today practically as It was en acted lu 1"!)U and Is practically obsolete, and he suggests that congress should now exercise the power conferred upon It by tho constitution to provide for organizing, arming and disciplining the mllltla. He points out what ho thinks desirable to be done and says that as tho reliance of the country for tho large forces necessary In modern war fare must bo chlelly upon volunteers, tho method and procedure of raising volunteer forces should bo prescribed In advance, "so that Instead of waiting to devise plans for a volunteer army until tho excitement and bantu of impending war make perfection of design dllll cult anil satisfactory execution Impos sible, congress will have but to direct tho execution of a well-understood plan by olllcers each ono of whom has long been familiar with the part he Is to play." Tho secretary says that careful selection Is Impossible, at the outbreak of a war, while It Is entirely Impractica ble In time of peace. The recommendations of Secretary Hoot respecting the National guard aro eminently practical and wo can see no objection whatever to them. They con template si considerable expenditure by the general government, but there Is no doubt this would be justllled by results. Tho National guard of the several states would be made always and immediately available for suclr service' as It 'may bo called upon by the federal government to perform nnd In fact would constitute a standing army ever ready for what ever emergency might arise. The sec retary of war has evidently given this matter most careful consideration and his rccommeudatlons deserve the ear nest attention of congress. HOOT 0,V CUIM.Y HfCCll'lWCITY. Secretary Hoot's position on tho ques tion of reciprocity with Cuba will cause no surprise. It was already well under stood that ho favored concessions to Cuban sugar and tobacco and doubtless ho Is In accord with the president. The argument of tho secretary of war is the familiar one that the prosperity of Cuba depends upon lludlng a market for her principal products at a reasonable protlt and that under existing conditions she can Hud such a market only lu the United States. Hut In order that she may hnve this market and sell her prin cipal products at a living protlt to tho producer, tho American tariff on those products must be reduced. How much of a reduction will bo necessary to give the sugar and tobacco growers of Cuba a living protlt? That Is a question which of course Secretary Hoot does not consider. It Is for the 'determination of congress. The Cubans, It Is needless to say, desire a free mar ket for their principal products, though they will perhaps bo satlslled at present with nominal duties. The Sugar trust wants freo trade because It knows that this would destroy the domestic sugar Industry and give the trust absolute control of tho American market. Fall ing to secure the freo admission of -sugar tho trust will undoubtedly exert itself to have the duties made merely nominal, since even that would give It a material advantage. It Is a very serious question as to how far we can go In tariff concessions to, Cuban sugar and tobucco without In Jury and perhaps disaster to our homo industries. These, claim to need for their further development all tho pro tectlou they uow have. Those best qualltled to speak lu their behalf say aud there cannot be a reasonable doubt about It that tho free admission of Cuban products would destroy these In dustries, while a nominal tariff would endanger their existence. .Secretary Hoot thinks that a liberal reciprocity arrangement with Cuba would con tribute more to our prosperity than the portion of our present duties which wo would bo required to concede. This Is by no means certain. It Is quite possi blo to exaggerate the value of the Cuban market for American products. l'u doubtedly tho Island will in time be developed far beyond what It Is at present and with prosperity there will bo a large demand for our manufactures and such things ns Cuba does not pro duce. Hut if tjils trade must be ac quired by sacrificing Important home lu dustries that are clvlnc emnlovtncnt to a largo amount of capital and labor- one of which, the beet sugar Industry, It Is believed can be developed to an extent lu a few years that will sunnly the home demand for sugar, thus keep ing among our own people tho 100, OOO.ono now paid for foreign sugar It will be uncostly price for Cuban trade. It Is extremely probable that con gress will make tariff concessions to Cuban products. Tho Iiilltiences In favor of this are stronger tliini those in opposition and there is a quite gen eral feeling (hat It Is the duty or this country to promote the development and prosperity of Cuba. The primary duty of the government, however, Is to safeguard the Interests of Its own people ami this should not be lost sight of In dealing with the question of Cuban reciprocity. A HAD VHECEDEXT. K.vGovoruor Furnas, as secretary of the State Hoard of Agriculture, In an Interview, gives his endorsement to tho proposed plan to provide for representa tion of Nebraska at the l.otilsluna Pur chase exposition at St. Louis In 1003 by a subscription fund raised under the as surance of repayment by legislative ap propriation. Mr. Furnas cites as a precedent tho employment of tho samo method In making tho Nebraska exhibit at tho Cotton exposition In New Orleaus In 1SS-". Ho says at that tlmo tho neces sary expenses wero Insured by soliciting of publlc-splrllcd men notes lu small sums, payable after tho legislature had a chance to make an appropriation to take them up. Those notes wero dis counted at tho banks and, together with a federal grant of ?.",(XH) and n loan of ? 1,000 from tho Stale Agricultural so ciety, brought a total of .f'JO.OOO, which was afterward reimbursed. "My Idea," says Mr. Furnas, "Is that (his plan can bo worked again with good success, No man need be called upon to sign a larger note than he could give In cash, anyway, without hurting his bank account, livery county ought to he Interested and then when the appro priation bill comes up you will llnd that every county will be Interested In Its passage. It will take not less thnn .foO.OOO to give Nebraska the showing It ought to havo at this exposition." The advocates of this method of fore stalling leglslatlvo action may llnd precedents for their proposals, but they are bad precedents and ought not to bo followed. If such a plan could be worked successfully for defraying the expense of participating In an exposition It could bo worked from time to time for all sorts of schemes, whose sponsors are afraltl to risk asking legislative sanction in advance. Tho Idea of so liciting subscriptions In every couuty In the state, with the special view of mort gaging the votes of members of the legislature to be chosen next year, is in genious, but It would certainly be n vicious practice and open tho way for all sorts of treasury raids In the future. Vho Hee believes that Nebraska ought to participate otllclally in the St. Louis exposition nnd that a sulllclont appro priation should bo made to Insure credit able representation. It believes that the legislature should tlx tho amount which the state should expend and give legal authority to tho commission called upon to undertake the work. It be lieves tho people of Nebraska would sup port the legislature In a reasonable ap propriation for this purpose, but It docs not believe they will countenance an unauthorized claim against a future legislature for borrowed money ex pended by a commission without any olllclal standing. Anil now we are told that tho two op posing railroad systems that aro anxious to control tho politics of Nebraska are struggling with Governor Savage to dic tate the appointment of Omaha's police commissioners when that "exclusive tip" materializes. It would certainly bo very laudable for those great railroads to volunteer to take charge of our police and lire departments and assume the re sponsibility for our, police government. Hut why a police commissioner should belong to tho Burlington or to tho North western will pnss tho comprehension of most people. Tho lire1 and pollco de partments constitute a branch of tho municipal government and the people of tho city to be governed should, In all right and Justice, be the only ones to bo consulted, through their duly elected olll cers. The present police board takes Its authority from the mayor and council, who have commissions directly from tho citizens of Omaha, sealed by a majority vote at the polls, and so fur as we know no election has been held by which tho people of Omaha have transferred their rights to any railroad manager. All this, of course, Tm the supposition that the "exclusive tip" Is to bo operative 111 due time. The Commercial club has resolved to turn a cold shoulder to tho advertising fakirs who periodically work Omaha business men to a turn on advertising snap schemes that bring rcturus to the promoter only. It has been a constant source of wonder lu the past how Omaha business men, who lu other thhigs havo a reputation for exercising shrewdness and business Judgment, could be led to bite on every catch-penny device designed to touch the credulous for cash contributions under pretense of giving their, establishments publicity lu write-ups of Omaha, placards, blotting puds, tlmo-tubles, etc, circulating no where and read by no one. The princi pal advertisers of Omaha are entitled to credit for haying learned the costly les son of experience that the only advertis ing that brlugs their money's worth Is that Inserted from day to day In the uewspaper that reaches the class of peo ple from whom they draw their patrons and Is carefully read In the home by every member of the family. Tho money wasted on advertising fakirs In Omaha each year would build up several substantial bank accounts. I A conference of railway presidents Is to tie held early next mouth in Now York to discuss railroad rates lu the west. Possibly when It Is over shippers lu this section will discover tho full slg ultlcauce of thu settlement of the differ cuees which formerly existed between the magnates of the various systems. Some pcheme must be devised to pay tllv.ldeuds on the vast amount of water Injected Into the stocks of these com panies. Over 100 of the freshman class in Northwestern university are compelled to take special Instructions lu orthogra phy, because they failed to pass the en trance examinations In that branch. As these students are mostly graduates of the best high schools in tho country, It would appear there Is much truth In statements made In recent years about tho poor writing ami spelling In such schools. A colored man whom a Missouri mob made a determined but unsuccessful ef fort to lynch has been acquitted by trial. Tins people who made up the mob should not feel bad over being defeated lu their effort, as they lynched three men on account of tho samo crime now known to be Innocent. Anil Fortunes l.lkoMlsi-. Milwaukee Sentinel, Heiresses will please- noto that there yet remain thirteen bachelor noblemen In Eut land whoso castles arc sadly In need of repair. I'nnillr Krnnnin)-. Chicago News. Congressman Smith of Illinois wants penny postage. Perhaps ho feels that It Is too much of a burden to wrtto to all tho other Smiths at tho present rate. firiirroiiM i .Non-IlrsldriiM. Chicago Kccord-IIerald. Who says the trusts nro unklnd7 Ono of them Is going to tjcll coal to the Germans for Jl.HO a ton Iter than wo havo to pay. Of coitmo this Is Just bccauHO the prnplo over there can't afford to go nny higher. SiioIIIiik .Vinci Thcnrlr. Kansas City Journal, Tho Indian commissioner's Idea that tho ludlans should bo compelled to support themselves llko other pcoplo Instead of be ing a burden on tho government has long prevailed In tho west, but tho Konlmoro Cooper societies of New England will feci deeply Indignant ut tho suggestion. It Ink In 1'olMK'iil Tnnsts. Detroit Freo Press. ' If tho United States is to dabblo In world politics It would bo wleo for the Stato de partment to rovlso tho list of toasts before anybody connected with tho diplomatic ma chinery consents to speak at a banquet. Outside of Now York tho guests can prob ably content themselves by drinking to tho president of tho United States, but If thoy must drink to Edward VII In tho metropo lis it would bo good politics to Include tho hoadB of other great European powers in tho program of toasts. FlKlitliiK .Ship iinrt Kluhtrr. Haltlmoro American. If our fino war ships (aro to bo sent to Europo to such functions as coronations, to show tho European powers what wo can do la tho way of a navy, It seems only fitting that wo should send men with those ships who fought In them and won tho battles that have given the United States such prominence in tho eyes of tho world a? a fighting power. It does not seem qulto tho approprlato thing' that they should bo com manded by bureau officials who saw tho war only from the vantage- point of ofllco chairs. SlicHi-jtlK- TliulH-r Th levoi. Philadelphia Itoeord. As' population .prcsaee farther nnd farther westward the raiding of public, timbered land by greedy and lawless lumbermen be comes moro audacious, widespread nnd dan gerous to tho public Interest. If unde tected, the raiders, socura rich booty with-, out cost; if hqled boforo the courts, (iiey make prompt settlement, under tho shelter of an act passed moro than twenty years ago, which provides for immunity to timber thieves on payment of a beggarly f2.C0 per acre for the timbered territory denuded. Thus a federal statute designed to prevent depredations on public timbered lands has becomo a shield and safoguard to premedi tated robbery. It cannot bo too soon re pealed, Sulillerx of (lie Civil War, Army und Navy, Journal. Thu muster rolls of tho union armlets of tho rebellion show that out of 2,000,000, In round numbers, three-fourths were native Americans; Germany furnished 175,000; Ire land, 160.000; Englaud, 50,000; British America, 50,000, and other coun tries, 75,000; In all about 600,000 foreigners; 48 per cent of our soldiers were farmers, 27 per cent mechanics, 10 per cent labor ers, u per cent professional men nnd 4 per cent wero of miscellaneous vocations. The Average' height of our soldiers was 5 feet 8U inches, Including the large number of rocrultn from 17 to 20 years of age, Out of nbout 1,000,000 men whoso, heights wero recorded there wore 3,013 over 6 feet 3 inches and come over 7 feet. WEALTH AT A KJ4ANT. HilKr I'oi'l ii lies lteir'Ni'iil-l h ii -iv York Iliiuiii-t. Washington Star. How times aro ehauged In the matter of men's fortunes! Tuesday plght a dinner was given by the Now York Chamber of Commerce, attended by probably tho largest aggregation of plutocrats tho world knows. Thlrty-threo of those present, according to one- estimate, own un aggregate of no less than $1, 403,000,000, an average of somothlng over 112,000,000 apiece. Of course much al lowance must be made for the fat round figure In which It Is customary nowadays to speak of certain men's fortunos. Prob ably no ono outsldo of his own Intimate clrclo knows with certainty, for Instance, how much J. Plerpont Morgan Is worth. He Is sot down In the list under consideration at 1400,000,000. It Is easy to add or subtract a hundred million In this range. Just so with 1). O. Mills, who is accredited with J20.000.000. Vise million more or less Is a trlflo the computer for such a purpose would not care to dispute. Such fortunes ore ordinarily stated, therefore, In multiples of five millions. One conspicuous exception to this rule occurs in the case of Chaunccy M. Dcpow, who is credited with a trifle of $8,000,000, It is a matter for wonder why tho compiler was not generous with him, giving him an even $10,000,000. Tho fact is that those Individual holdings nra sus coptlblo of serious fluctuations. Composed as they are Inrgoly of investments, and esti mated upon tho basis of tho market value und the earning capacity of certain stocks, they may shrink or fewell fiy a million apiece In tho course of twenty-four hours. Of course the bulk of soma of these fortunes takes the form of real estate, which Is sus ceptlblo of less frequent and marked changes of value, and these aro estimated with comparative accuracy. Men's wealth was more easily calculated in past years, when the aggregates seldom touched (ho hundred thousand point, Then tho Items of property were more distinct, sn many acres of plantation Innd, so many slaves or hhlps or hogsheads of tobacco or bales of cotton or houses, With tho Invention of the rail road and tho telegrnph came changes which have led swiftly to tho olmost unthinkable fortune represented at that metropolitan feiU Assaults Upon Home Rule Sprlngll Id (Mnt The moft insidious assaults upon eelf govcrnment In America come In these numerous leglslatlvo enactments taking certain departments of the administration of cities from the control of the local olll clols chosen by the people and placlug them under tho exclusive direction of conimla slons appointed by the governor of the state. The Hhodo Island legislature, which Is a thoroughly boss-rlddea body, has now deprived the city of Providence of the control of Its police nnd vested It in the state commission. Down lu Pennsyl vania tho governor has nummarlly retnovfd the chief executive of tho city of Pittsburg, who was placed In ofllco by the same gov ernor only a short time ago, for political reasons. Tho arbitrary nc- of iim'trnnr Stoue is a logical sequence of the notorious ripper bin, passed by tho last legislature, which legislated out of existence the may ors of Pittsburg, Allegheny nnd Scranton, and empowered the governor to appoint new executive ofllcers. called thp rppnt-itor In their fltrnd, Without rntorlnir tlponh Intn tl.. -i.n.. of vnrlous case of this character, It Is sufficient to say that nil of them violate tuo prinoipio or noma tuIo and are Indo- VICIOUS PASS SVSTBM. Holh llnil hi I'rlnclplp nml Prriilrlitti In I'mvIIpp, Chicago Hccord-llerald. Among the most persistent passes lire politicians of every grade. After a brief novltlalo they expect to travel freo on every kind of conveyance nml ilmlr i. tttudo toward tho railroads Is that of black mailers, ir uiey do not propose to return favors with favors their passes are merely the prlco that is paid to keep them silent. If they do tho passes urn tlin nrd'.. mil, I a positive betrayal of the public. Whether they are In congress. In stato Wlnintnrna in city councils or In nny other department of uhj "none service it is detrimental to the public good (hat thrv fl linn 1,1 rrnnlvn consideration nnd Incompatible with a nlco sonso of personal honor. A very large nercentnen of nana oi,nr. other thnn politicians may b0 regarded slniujy ,ts rovenun destroyers. Many of them nrn abundantly able to pay their fares; many moro would not travel at all If they i-uiiiu jiol iravei rrce, and they add to the expenses of tho servlco b- thuir tho deadhead business. The Influences back of such peoplo are vnrlous, hut they aro seldom commondable. Mnny of tho favors granted nro purely personal and tho rail roads got nothing out of them nt nil. Thoy aro secured sometimes bv unmiuinnt i,r,.. solicitation, to tho Immcnso annoyance of uuiuiuia nun omcrs. Hut tho fact of nrp.ilost Imtinri.. i that tho abolition which would abate this nuisance would enablo tho corporations to deal with tho wholo neonlo mnrn lim,,..iiv nnd fairly. The policy means a crent ro. form, which should be of io mo piimic as some great political reform SKY-MCIt APING .VASM)X. Ainerlcnii Arclillruturnl AVondrr "hp l.nmlnii n Minck. Mllwaukeo Sentinel. The application of an Anglo-American syndicate to the London county council for a 009 years' leaso of a alto In the Strand ror tho erection of an ofllco building on American lines has stirred up n rumpus that Is amusing enough from tho American standpoint. Conservative opinion, of the ultra and mosa-grown variety. Is disposed to resent tho proposal ns a theatrical dese-' oration 0nd disfigurement of London's nn clent thoroughfare. In tho front rank of tho opposition tnndfl Hint stanch lory, William Waldorf Astor, who has set his face sternly against the rising tldo of Van koo Invasion. Jr. Astor'B fate Is a curious one. Tho things Amorlcin that ho cxpatrl a'cd himself to evado are following him llko Nemesis, and now tho "vulgar" sky scraper Is to rear its head In tho street hallowed by tho memory of Walton nnd Dr. Johnson. Against this profanntlon Mr. As tor protosts in the columns of his true blue conservative magazine. Mr. Astor's feelings are not, It seems, shared by the business men of l,ondon generally. Even the Times protests against "muddling along with timid extensions of methods essentially" antiquated," and de clares In favor of the American Invasion as the thlug needed to give English Ideas the requlslto tllllp. What with American hotels, "lifts," tele phones, electric lighting nnd traction, etc., London seems to be yielding to transatlan tic Influence In every direction. A Chicago man In tunneling the city, the surface traffic Is being nbsorbed by nn American company, and now an Anglo-American syn dicate Is bidding for choice sites for the erection of sky-scrapera. London's low sky-line, formed by Its thousands of two story nnd three-story buildings, will b rudoly broken by these towering structures, nnd the, effect will not be grateful from tho aesthetic viewpoint. Tho sky-scraper is not orchltooturally a thing of beauty, hut It Is undoubtedly a thing of utility and con venience, of ample space, light and ventila tion, and Mr. Astor's protests are not likely to count heavily against It, PEIISONAIi NOTI5S. At her coronntidn next June Queen Alex andra will wear tho crown worn by Mary of Modena, the consort of James II. In Boston 15,500 women havo already registered to voto for school officers this year, a gain of 5,054 over last year. Tho sea serpent haB been vindicated of ficially and evidences of his living, breath ing, spouting rcnllty are duly recorded In the government archives In Washington. Who enn longer doubt now? Captain Ernest Goldschmldt, who was re cently mentioned, ns deuorvlng of praise for distinguished service In the South African war, Is n Bon of Jenny Llnd, the onco fa mous vocalist. Ho belongs to a Welsh regi ment. In a West Chicago street railway damage case a verdict of $36,000 has just been rendered fur tho loss of an arm. The plain tiff was a young surgeon with an Income of $10,000 and a growing practice. It has taken five years to bring tho rase to a conclusion. Tho appointment by Mayor-Elect Low of Ocorgo L, Hives ns corporation counsel of New York has elicited the Information that he Is an M. A. of Cambridge unlvorslty, England, and ns a member of its council has a vote In electing the members of Parliament for that university. Mr. P. II. Anderson, bocatiso he could not obtain a certificate to teaph sohool In Kan sas, went to Chicago, graduated from a .training school for missionaries, wont to Alnska, found a mine containing millions, came back, married a classmate, gave a fortune to his alma mater and Is now on his wny to Sweden to visit relatives ho has never seen, EdmoniUAbout,- the French novelist, -was onco asked to write n newspaper notice of n play written by a friend. Thp playwright begge'd him (n discus's the acting and scenery, but to say little nbout the drama Itself, which was evidently not proving much of a success. About did as requested, told the plot at length and gave much detail ns to 'accessories, winding up with this sentence " bout midnight the curulu fell and with It the piece." s.l Itcpubllcnn. fenslbln from any standpoint except that of absolutism. If It ho desired to deprive the poople of tho ability ns well as of the power to- govern themselves, no better wny of proceeding could bo devised than to with draw from their control tho administration of affair In their own communities, If j ou wish to weaken the sense of moral ro- sponslblllty In the peoplo In matters of government, begin by depriving them of the control of their own police. It would be a very easy mattec to bring self-rule In thp great American municipalities to utter failure by pursuing this policy of Mate In terferenco In municipal government to Its logical end, Every one at these blows nt municipal t elf-government ate stabs nt democracy There was a protestnnt against tho passage of the Providence pollco commission bill, who said that self-government was worth more In the long run than temporary good government. Ito w.m right. As a matter of fact, In practice, the Interference by stato legislature In municipal administra tion Is generally dictated by tho desire of pnrty bosses for Increased political power and tho net result U neither good govern mcnt nor self-government. not M) .not;r .mv roitic, Itlliplrs on tlir Current of Life In (lip Mrlrnpulli, All tho human nnd cquluo swells of Gotham wero boxed or paraded nt Mndlsou Squaro Garden last week. In theory ns well as In fact tho affair was a horeo show, but tho borso was completely overshadowed by tho outpouring of society In lis best clothes. Kor every line In print devoted to tho four footed thoroughbreds n dozen lines wero given to tho details of tho peoplo who wero thcro and tho costumes worn. The attend unco averaged 3,000 it day more thnn a year Hgo and the closing day called out a throng exceeding tho biggest previous dny In horsn show history. In a lettor to tho Upston Globe Joo Howard comments on tho nffnlr: "Headaches, heartaches, Jealousies nnd nil manner of human development nro the normal outcome of a neck of strlfo, an (o whoso gown was (he handsomest, who drovo best and whoso money bought the finest (cam, To men und women whose bump of humor Is well developed tho horse and frock show Is almost ns funny ns tho opera houso display or the church fashions, That toadyism should havo full swing In the arona Is natural. 'Money makes tho maro go,' says the old adage, hut It also makes tho horse show. A queer Idea reigns here abouts, to tho effect thnt tho possession of much money carries with It a corresponding knowledgo of horseflesh. Tho owning of many horses Is tho fnd of tho hour. Sev eral men of largo wealth, gonernlly those who havo Inherited It, find great plensuro In seeing their pictures In tho pnpers. ns 'turf patrons.' Thoy love to read of tho princely prices they pay for the best, tho fastest and tho most noted horses. So far, so good, but who undrr heaven would go to nny ono of them for Intelligent direction In sale or purchnso. Thoy know nothing, aro laughed at by men who do, aro victimized time and again, but, for all that, really nnd seriously regard themselves horsemen and set tho paco for other fools with moro cash than exporlenco In prices nnd general raco track accomplishment." Ilrooklyu now rovels In the distinction of possessing tho second tabloid restaurant over established. Tho first began Its career In Mnnlmttan a few weeks ngo. A tabloid restaurant, it should be understood, is n restaurant where food Is served In con densed form whero tho person may take a squaro raenl In n lozenge that may be swal lowed nt a singlo gulp. Or ho can have hie dinner In a capsule, If he prefers It that way. nut most patrons prefer their food lozenges diluted with water so It will last longer, pprhnps. Tho tabloid restaurant was made possi ble by the recont Invention of compressed foods a few years ago, Compressed foods were supposed to be desirable only ns an emergency ration, hut somo enterprising In dividual found thnt the compressed foods would appeal to a certain portion of tho public even where there was au ubundauco of restaurants of the ordinary type. Hence tho tabloid restaurant. Tho place Is ou Fulton street, almost directly opposlto the bridge entrance. One of the most remarkable dluners In the history of suelldom wus given at Del nionlco's recently by George Heyo, a Ilroadway business man. Kor the plensuro of entertaining nine guests for three hours he trnusfarmed ono of the dining rooms Into a miniature bower lu n plno forest nnd spread beroro them a repast which cost him, according to the New York Her ald, not less than $100 for each of tho ten covers laid. Hundreds or pine boughs had been brought from the woods and theso wore so adjusted upon tho walls, ceilings and floor of tho apartment ns to completely conceal their original character. Invisible wires were stretched through them and connected with hundreds of oinall Incandescent olectrlc light globes, which peeped out from tho green boughs on walU apd celling. Each globe was shaped llko an orchid and shono with n pato green light that lent reality to tho semblance of tho rare woodland flower. Over the crash that covered the floor had been strewn plno boughs, tangles of thick woodland, moss nnd huehols of autumn How are yott fixed? Have you got nil the ucccsriities that ThnnkH tfiviug dny demnmls to wear. If you go to the loot ball game you will want, maybe, a pair of gloves if you stay nt home and "carve the turk" you want to bo appropriately fixed and if you go out. lo sonic ono olne's house, a new ntyle collar if nothing else. Whatever you need we've got at about I ho price that will' unit and "No ClothitiK Fits Like Ours." Wo close at 12 o'clock prompt Thanksgiving day. grovJjmf-lr5--(5 Exclusive Clothiers and Furnishers. R. 8. Wilcox, Manager. leaves, In all their rich tint of scarlet, yel low and gray. A round table, eight feet In diameter, made of unfinished oikj roso from the litter of moss nnd leaves, nnd Its jtoitt lfRs wpr completely cocott with", green and gmy mofs, Itangd nrnutid the table wero the ten rh.ilrs, each of which, especially built for this occasion, was made of black birch boughs, fashioned In voided rustic design nnd with tho bark left on the surface. The center of the table was a mound of maidenhair fern, moss nnd oak leaves la their autumnal tints. Twenty or thirty electric globes like those peeping from the walls were arranged among the fcrnH and mossfw lu the center of the table, and In front of ench cover was n cluster of thirty of the rarest of natural green orchids that the hothouses of Now York could supply. There was no other Illumination of the room tlun that furnished by the green globes of the small electric lights, and tho effect was like that of twilight in a plno forest. Indeed, tho observer might well have imagined hlmsolf n guest of tho ban ished duke, partaking of his woodland hos pitality In tho forest of Ardcn. The nnmc card for each guest were painted on onk leaves nnd the menus on squares of white birch bark nbout 107 Inches In size. The wines wero alt of the rarest and most expensive vintage. TOIIPIMMI 1IOAT THAT HIVES. SiilMiifti-lnr Trrrnrn Vnlnnlilr Coaat Ilrfr-nilrrn. New York World, Thoso nro glowing reports that come from tho trial of the newest Hollnnd submarine torpedo boat, tho Pulton, which hns Just boon held off Grccnport, L. I. Officers of the Japanese navy heenmo enthusiastic over tho boat nnd raid they would recommend It for adoption nt home. Lewis Nixon, de signer of battleships which are the pride of Amcrlcn, called the llttlo destroyer "a steel fish with brains," und expressed emphatic belief In tho great usefulness of tho Kutton. A harbor defended by two such boats could not, he was sure, ho blockaded as was the harbor at Santiago. These expressions arc strikingly nt varl- nnco with thp snubbing of tho submarine "terror" administered by Admiral O'Neill In his recent report from the naval bureau of ordnance. According to tho admiral thu battleship Is still the thing, and for the submarine boat hn seen usefulness only "as a srnrccrow, for a while." Tho truth probably lies between the en thusiasm nt (Ircctiport nnd the coldness ex hibited by tho ndmlrnl. Very evidently tho Pulton Is a good deal of n mnrvel, not only na to Its diving and Its under-watcr per formances, but as to the nolselcssncsB of lit operation. It Is not at all unreasonable tc hold thnt boats of Its type, as they gather perfection, will becomo Important fact on la coast defense. MiirniFtrr. itiiMAims. Tlnlrnlt ITVnn Trp.R? !tnh1 T'tA n tnt-tt compliment for you, Irmn, ' irma un, want is it7 Isabel-Somebody said thnt I look like you. Philadelphia Cnthnlle Standard: CnssMv Fur a defented candidate yo'ro lookln' un usual happy, Pm thlnkln'. Lomnmisy I'-nuii, it makes me happy tc think I won't havn to bother nhmit unnv of the rash promises I puulo beforo elec tion. Washington Star! "Did you marry an In dustrious, hard-working man?" said Mlsn Cayenne. "Yes, Indeed," said the girl with the pic turn hat; "Harold Is never Idle. He playn golf all summer nnd whist all winter." Philadelphia Press: May But he loves you very much, doesn't he? Fay Oh t too much. now. He's gotten so lately that ho'd rather sit lu tho parlor with mo than.tnko me to thp theater. Chicago Tribune: Suspicious Customer .Hns this paper got, the news of tho latest revolution In South Amcrlca7 Newsboy I'll bo honest with you. mister. It's got nil 'coptln' what's broke out In tho last fifteen minutes. Brooklyn Life: Dashaway "Well, old man, did you make up with your best girl? Cloverton Yes, but I thought I never would succeed In convincing her that I was wrong. Chicago Post: "Teacher says tlmt 'boom' can't bo compared," snld th little one. "Cnn it?" asked her mother. "Why. of course," was the reply. "Posi tive, boom; comparative, boomer; super lative, boomernnp." "Correct,' said her father promptly. THANKSGIVING. This is the season for pies and enke. Squash, cranberries, Hclglnu hare. Plum puddlnt' boll and a fat turkey bake. Which often ends In a' bad stomach acha Or a horrible old nightmare. When our thoughts revert to the lambent flamo In the baso burner's steady fire, When tho rooters root at the foot ball game Anil automobiles' run to earth and malm Mortals left from tho dread llvo wire. "I'Ih the time wo lament for a blasted crop Thnt hns come of a dry, off year, When tho organist pulls a walling stop. When tho singer's nong makes tho eyelash drop And starts an emotional tear. 'TIs thfr dato sudden change of heat and cold . Dovelop a dry calnrrh. When snow the hyacinths softly unfold And pntntoes nro worth their weight In gold. While "schooners ' pass o'er the "bar." When the poor rcallzo their sad, sad plight And their creditors try to dodge. , When tho power house turns on Its strong whlto light, When men with a thirst, who riot all night, Tell wives they have "been to the lodge." When pleasure nnd pain go hand-ln-hand And tree leaves succumb to frost: As somo aro singing of Houlah land Tho dry goods man at tho same old stand Is helling nt less than cost. Kearney, Neb. D. H. CLAIIK.