0 THK OMAHA DAILY KEEx W K I)X lDAY, 2Q V KMT. Ell il 7 , 11)01. THtt OMAHA DAILY BEE. E. KOHEWATEH, EDITOR. rum-rautm evuhx moknino. TEIIM8 OK SCUSCMITION: Dnlly Hee (without Sunday), One Ycnr.JS.OO l)y live nnd Sunday, One Year 8.00 Illustrated Uoo, One Year S.m (Jiufda y Hit, Uno Year . S.M Hatiirnny Hoc One Year 1.60 Twentieth Century Partner, One Year.. 1.00 DKMVKKKI) HY CAimiEHi Unlly Hen (without Hunday) per copy.. 2c Ually Hee (without Hunday), per week .12c Dally lieu (including Hunday), per week.Lc Btilidny Ilea, per copy "5 Evening Hee, without Bundny, per weck.lOo Evening Hee, Including Sunday, per week , ....... loc Complaints of Irregularities In delivery thould Iot addressed to City Circulation De portment. OFFICES: Omnha-Tlie Hie Hulldlng. South Omaha - City Halt Hulldtng, Twenty-fifth nnd M Streets. Council Hlurfs-IO Pearl Street. Chicago 1610 t'nlty Hulldlng. New York-Templo Court. Wnshlngton-fiol Fourteenth Street. COUItESrONDENCE. Communications relntlnK to news and edi torial matter ahould be addressed: Omaha lice, Editorial Department. IICSINESS I.ETTEHS. Huslncs letters and remittances should be addressed: Tho Ueo Publishing Company, Omaha. T , REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, cyiross or postal order, Bayabln to Tho Heo Publishing Company, nly 2-eont stamps accented In payment of mall accounts, Personal checks, except on Omalm or eaatern exchanges, not accepted. THE HUE PUUL181I1NG COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btato of Nebraska, Douglas County, ss.: -George H, Tzschuck, secretary of Tho IJce Publishing Company, being duly sworn, esys that tho actual number of full and completo copies of The Dally, Morning, Evening and Sunday Beo printed during tho month of October, 1901, was an follows: 1 2t,lUO 17 US.BIMJ 2 UU.O.V) 13 20,MSM 3 Sit,OM 19 UH,41U 4 uii.ouo 20 i:i,i:io C 'Mt,UW) 21 :I0,I70 6 B8,U!0 22 118,1130 7 UH,170 23 U2,TM 8 UH.NIO 24 2H,770 9 H,HOO 25 ;0,71U 10 2H,700 26 .' O,lt)0 11 an.Mr.o 27 21t,07r. 12 un.ouo 28 :ti:,io 13 21,(5r; 29 ,.3O,7K0 14 28,(13(1 SO .10,1)10 IE 2H,mo 31 :uj,o.-,o 16 uK.or.o Total ...k... tU7,:ill) Loss unsold and returned copies... ,8B Not total sales 07,4U7 Net dally average 70,271 QEOHOE B. TZSCHUCK. Subscribed In my prosonco and sworn to neforo mo this 31at day of October. A. D. 1M1. M. B. HUNOATE, (Scnl.) Notary Public. Tho ollkinl ennvass of I lie votes enst at tho Into election furnishes nnother proof of tho nccurncy of Tho Ueo'a election figures. . Tho purifiers of tho school board who wero achlnB for. a gruntl jury do uot seem to know whether they ought to be thankful for It or uot. Tho ofllcfnl republican plurality In Ne braska for. 3001 Is JU.OoO on aupreinc judgo nnd 15,171 on university regents. Theso are good flgures'to fllo away for reference. Somebody might offer a rewnrd for tho production of the generous contrib utor to tho democratic campaign fund who hides his Identity .under tho unuio of John Jones. Nearly 00,000 stay-nt-homo voters In Nebraska at tho last election, nnd it is sufo to say that all political parties con tributed their share to tho number shirk ing tho duties of citizenship If tho franchlsed corporations enn con vinco themselves that it is .easier to deal with one set of municipal authorities than with two or throe ets they may conclude to fnvor consolidation. Colonel John G. Mnhor Is out publicly for David 11. Hill. Tho colonel's type writer will have to work overtime, how over, if it expects to persundo Nebraska Hryanltes to his way of thinking. Tho Ancient and Honourable Artil lery conipnny of London Is to visit Boston next summer. Tho red coats will meet a different kind of a reception than that accorded their predecessors of a little over n century ago. Commander McQrcn of the United States ;slUp Machlas informed tho Co lombian commander that he could not .shell tho town of Colou,, and tho town wan not shelled. It Is a good thing for humanity to have a strong hand at the helm. Tho now llurllugton freight depot has .gotu'ilotlio point where tho plans have been completed. It would look much bolter, however, In actual course of con struction. Omajui lms niade enough Im provements on paper In tho past with out indulging tho habit anew. Sir Thomns Upton will niiiko ouo moro try for tho America's cup. Tho genlut Englishman had such a good time over hero that ho is bound to come again even If it Is expunslvo and tho poonlo on this sldo will try and return hint tho worth of I'! money and keep tho cup. Tho Amalgamated association at III wood, Intl., has voted t opposo tho no coptanco of tho library donated to thu city by Andrew Carnegie. Tho Amal gamated might compromise and accept tho gift on the principle put lu prac tlco by a famous Ncbrasknn of forag ing on tho enemy. OhlH and Argentina have settled their llttlo fenco lino dispute which has boon tu progress for several years and thu fears of a tragedy oh that score aro over. Of all 'tho countries lu South America, theso "aro tho only two which would bo likely to havo a really serious ,vnr, so tho settlement will leave tho tlold clear for tho other countries to furnish tho martial music. Tlol.oiiilou press solemnly asserts that thu United States, having enun clnted and stood oh 'Uio Monroo doc trine, must- bear tho burden of keeping International trullki on tho Isthmus open If tho editors of the London, papers will cast nn eye over lu that direction they will observe that this country is accept Ing tho task and performing It with u thoroughness that should satisfy all flKllUASKA'S OVVlGlAlrYOTt:, Tho oinclal ennvHH of the Vote cast for state olllcers at the recent election In Nebraska has Just been completed and a-study 'of the figures brings out several slgnlllcnnt facts, especially when considered iu the light of the otllclal llgures of previous years. Nebraska jiolitlcs may be snld to have been under the fusion regime since lfittfi, when completo fusion between tho populists nnd tho democrats ,wns first effected, although partial fusion had been practiced In the election of gov ernor two years before. CompJIInfc the election statistics for tho years 181MJ to 1001, Inclusive, we havo tho following table: ' Year. Hep. Fus. Cl. Dem. Pro. Soc. Total. ISM ... 10.'Vt 115.771 2.855 2,012 1U 230,715 lf37 ... W.009 NK.SM 71S t623 100 2U0.617 ISM ... !2,! 95.703 24 1,724 195.329 10 ... 91.213 109,320 , ZM.'UO hV .., 12I,S33 111,013 1.104 3,r,6r C23 231.0V5 1901 ... 98,993 SvBI 4.Q72 l.tSC 20l,lf2 Mid-road pop. In this exhibit, the votp Is on presi dent lu 180(5 and 1000, on governor In 1MIS and on supronie Judgo In 1807, 181)1) and 100J. The llrst point of Interest lies lu the column showing tho total vote at the last election, which was short by 47,000 of what It was lu tho presidential elec tion of 1000 and by 10,000 of' what it was lu tho election of supremo Judge In 1800. Yet It M-as larger than that in tho election of governor in 1808 and of supremo Judgo In 1807. The percentage of decline nfter the presidential election of 1800 was only a little smaller than the percentage of decline after the presl- dentlol election of 1000. Hy figuring tho tables of majorities the swing of tho political pendulum Is more clearly denned, ""in 1800 tho fu slonlsts had a clear majority of 0,087 over tho combined opposition. This ma jority rose to 11,370 In 1807 nnd to 15,107 In 1800, mnrking the maximum of fusion strength. In 1000 Nebraska was carried for McKlnley. by n majority of J,;M0 over tho uoto cast for all other candi dates, and lu 1001 the majority polled for Judgo Sedgwick, the republican nominee for supremo judge, over his opitonents had been lifted to 0,731. Mensurcd by majorities, therefore, the republicans havo made substantial gains over their record of a year ago, so that tho republican majority over Its com bined opposition is now n trifle lnrger than was tho fusion majority over Its combined opposition when Mr. Ilrynn carried tho stato for president In 1800. For tho minor parties tho vote Is not so significant. The prohibitionists seem to havo shown more strength thnn they did In the presidential year and for that matter than for any year slnco fusion has been a potent factor. .The socialists, too, show a strength in excess of that with which they wero credited nnd a percentage of gain that would mako it an Important element if it were main tained. On tho whole, Nebraska republlcam will find in tho official flgures only en couragement for tho conviction that re publicanism will remain In tho ascend ant providing tho men honored by the party exocuto their trusts faithfully and honestly nud remain true to the prin ciples aud pledges enunciated by the party. TilK AOnrWJJrtiY SCCVHITIES COMPANY. Tho attorney general of Minnesota has announced that he will earnestly co-operate with tho governor of that state In fighting any railway consolida tion which Is In violation of law. In regard to the Northern Securities com pany, organized to obtain control of the Great Northern and tho Northern Pa cific railroads, Minnesota's attorney general Is of the opinion that It Is a clear violation of tho spirit, although not of the letter, of the law of that state, declared to bo valid by tho federal su premo court. Hp said: "V am not In a position to discuss rcmedibs, but am under tho Impression that interference by the federal authorities; based upon tho Sherman anti-trust act and the lntcrstnto commerce act, is likely to bring about good results." Whether or not 'this movement Insti tuted by Governor Van Sunt will hove tho desired effect Is a Question of no llttlo public Interest, as to which there are widely dvorgent opinions. What Is tho Northern Securities company? It Is an organization incorporated under thc laws of Now Jersey for tho purpose of buying rallroud stocks. It has pur chased and Is continuing to purchase tho securities of the Great Northern and tho Northern Pacific. It Is doing this openly, upon coudltlous fully und clearly stated. The company has not stated that it Intends to consolidate the two railroads whoso stocks It Is buying. So far as appears the Intention Is that tho Great Northern nnd the Northern I'acltlo companies shall remain Inde pendent, though they will of course Im managed as tho corporation owning them shall direct. This may violate tho letter of the Minnesota law, as held bj tho attorney general of that state, but It manifestly does not violate tho letter of tho law, which does not pro hibit any ouo from buying and owning tho stocks of tho railroads In Minnesota. On tho face of It, tho operation of tho Northern Securities company appears to lie a simple business transaction, which cannot be Interfered with by tho Minne sota law, tho limitations of which aro undoubtedly fully understood by Mr. J. J. Hill and his associates In that cor poration. Can It bo reached under federal laws? A contributor to tho Now York Evening Post remarks that lu view of tho tend ency of tho courts, as Illustrated by tho decision of tho supreinu court of tho United States In tho railway tratllo as sociation cases, It looks as If vulnerable points of attack upon tho now corpora tion, or tho railroads whoso stock Is to bo surrendered to It, might well bo found. The writer thinks that tho now Incorporation Is opposed to tho spirit, If not to tho letter, of three different classes of federal aud stato legislation, to-wlt: To tho anti-trust law, to tho provision of tho Interstate commerce, act prohibiting tho division between different and competing railroads of tho aggregate or net proceeds of tho earn ings of such railroads, or any portion thereof, and to tho statu constitutional and statutory Inhibition against tin coiiolldaHoii, leasing or contracting for the use of parallel or competing lomN. It Is not apparent that the tralllc asso elation cases, lu which there was :i combination of railway companies to regulate rates, have any bearing upon the present case. The conditions and circumstances are totally different, Nor Is It easy to understand how even the spirit of the federal laws Is violated by the purchase of railroad stocks by n corporation, any more than If they worn bought by a single Individual. It Is a very Important and interesting Issue, however, that the governor of Minnesota has raised and it Is to be hoped that he will push It to a deter mination. A PV11LIU OH VUIVATK CAHI.K1 It Is announced Hint Representative Sherman of Now York, who recently had a conference with tho president re garding a Pacific cable, will Introduce a bill early lu tho coming session au thorizing the postmaster general to en ter Into a contract with private persons or a corporation for lio construction of n cable from San Francisco to Manila by way of Honolulu and Guaui. It -will be essentially tho same bill which was reported from tho house committee on Interstate nnd foreign commerce In the laRt congress and on whlcli n minor ity report was written by Representa tive Corliss of Michigan, strongly advo cating tho laying of the proposed cable by the government. At thnt tlmo propositions from pri vate parties to lay n cable Involved n subsidy from the government, which If allowed would reimburse the cost f the enterprise In it few yenrs. Slnco then "a company has been organized which proposes to lay a cable without asking any subsidy nnd also to give the government liberal tonne for Its use of tho cable. This Is likely to hnvo con siderable lufluencc favorable to tho bill which Mr. Sherman will Introduce and Its passage by tho house Is not Improb able, though wo have no doubt that public sentiment Is largely lit favor of having the Pacific cable laid, owned and controlled by tho government. THE SIM' SUUSIDX'BILIj. Senator Frye, who Is perhaps the nblest advocate In the country of an American merchant marine for the ocean parrying trade, said In an ad dress before tho Union league of Phil adelphia a few days ago that ho Intends to persist lu his efforts to secure fa vorable legislation for our merchant navy. The Maine senator presented a very strong argument lu behalf of tho policy he ndvocatcs, urging that Inas much as our commercial rivals pay lib oral subsidies to their merchant ma rine the United States must adopt the same policy lu order to build up its shipping interest. Mr. Frye said: "In my opinion, the result of long-continued and careful consideration, tho way to restore us to our legltlmnto position on tho sea Is to pay directly from the treasury annually so much money as shall equalize the condition between our ships aud those of our competitors, whether they be slow or fast, regular or Irregular, sail or steam." Mr. Frye said nothing as to the prospect for tho proposed legisla tion, but It cuu bo stated that It np pears to be rather more favorablo than during the last congress, though much may depend upon tho views ou tho subject of President Roosevelt, of which nothing Is now known beyond the fact that he favors an American mer chant mnrlne. How he regards the sub sidy policy is yet to bo learned and it Is presumed he will make. this known iu his message. Thero Is said to be a con siderable number of republicans lu con gress who are unnlterably opposed to subsidies. An Omaha architect wants the club women to join with him In a campaign against dlstlgtuing signs, billboards and advertising monstrosities thot de face out streets nnd business blocks. If the women will take up this good work they will find the newspapers ac tively behind them. The newspapers have maintained all along that news paper advertising Is Lot only tho only kind that brings returns commensurate with the expense, but also that it can bo made artistic without marring tho beauty of the landscape or the archi tectural symmetry of buildings. Con line all. advertising to the uewspoper columns and no one's aesthetic sense will be violated. The American consul at Shanghul re ports that unless they receive outside help half a million people will starve this winter In tho Yang Tse valley. People lu tills country can hardly com prehend how It Is possible for so ninny to be absolutely destitute, but lu a densely peopled country like China, where at best tho soil will produce little more than enough to sustain tho population, a failure of crops or a stop page of tillage entails untold disaster. With tho millions of Russia clamoring for help aud other millions lu China there is certainly a Held for all tho world's charity. Kvery person occupying a public or private position Is responsible only for his own acts. Stato Treasurer Stuofer has not even undertaken to shift any part of tho responsibility for the trans actions by which the school fund has been milked upon any of his associates. On the contrary ho has practically ad mitted thnt he alono Is accountable for tho bond-buying deals on which his con federates havo gathered lu n rake-off. Until other officials by somo overt act or omission mako themselves parties to tho treasury mismanagement Mr. Stiiefer will hove to answer for It him self. The secretary of agriculture uecoiu monds tho renting of lands lu the west which aro of no valuo except for graz ing. Under tho present system tho lands nro not held for tho public, but are appropriated for tho use of thu particular party who happens to bo llrst to turn his herds upon them, nud they aro to all Intents und purposes diverted to prlvato uso. If tho rentals could bo Why Farmers Are Thankful The Inst season tested the metal of tho American farmer. At no period was ho fa vored with norms I conditions for any IcnRth of time, and from the day the first furrow Mas turned In tho spring until the last crop wa housed In the fall It was a period of hard work and justifiable anxiety. Untimely froits, blnzlnj; sunshine, lack of rainfall, Insect enemies and nature Generally out of Joint conspired to brine nbout a condition that In almost any other country would hava resulted In famine: yet, hy pluck, In dustry and Intelligent application of scien tific methods of aRrletilture, tho American farmer closed the season with tho satisfac tion of knowing that ho had wrested con tinued prosperity from nlRRnrdly nature. Our tiller of the soli Is vno mere human machine bound by custom or tradition, to the methods of his ancestors: he Is a keen, careful and IntelllRcnt Indent, versed In nature's secrets, and prepared so to modify his operations ns to secure the best posslbln results front the conditions which surround' him. Frequently American agricultural success Is attributed to the Rcneral use of improved Implements and labor-savlnc ma chinery, but tho great tinderlyltiR reason Is the fertilisation of American agriculture with American brains. In any year tho American farmer has reason to be thankful that his lines are cast lh a land whero tho tiller owns tho soil, whero tho crushing weight of absentee land lordism is unknown, whero agriculture Is In fact as well as theory tho noblest occupa tion, and where, by tho seat of his brow, ho not only earns a competence, but can enjoy every advantage, social and Intellec tual, that Is granted to any class In our common country. This year ho has especial reason to bo thankful that by tho practical application of scientific principles ho has been able to secure moderate returns for his labor in a season which, n generation ago, here, or now lh any other country, would havo Involved pinching failure If not nhso luto want. Thero Is much of tho secret workings of nature ynt to io learned, but enough la now utilized in our riirnt indus try to render tho farmer at least partially independent of nature's vagaries. Kven when the material results of tho year's campalRti aro reviewed thero Is set aside and ndded to the Income from sales of land In tho arid district It would provide a ftiud which would render mil lions of acres productive through tho medium of Irrigation. Tho governor of Indiana has an nounced that there will be no more prize tights lu thnt state. This announce ment 'has n familiar sound, but some how or other tho pugs always manage to find a place whenever someone volun teers to put up a purse of sufficient size to persuade them to risk marring their facial beauty. If anyone wanted to convince himself that tho provisions of the primary elec tion law relating to the collection and disbursement of campaign funds wero being honored chiefly In tho breach by local democrats, nn Inspection of tho democratic campaign committee returns for tills county would do the work. Tho Itavarlnus .like American loco motives, ntorctrylug,them, but complain about the wlilstles, which make too much noise. The Amerlcun locomotive whistle Is made to be heard, and, like tho Yankee who makes It, Is uot to be suppressed. I'evr In Number, tm(, Oh 31-! New York World. Embezzlements by bank cashiers and clerks are not frequently reported In Eng land, hut when one of them docs got his hands into the deposits Ho gets It In deep. Tho Hank of Liverpool's bookkeeper, for example, has absconded with $S30,000. Ciouil IlrlKiin.il .Si tine, Kansas City Journal. As soon as tho Uulgarlan brigands aro convinced that $.10,000 Is all the ransom money that will be forthcoming Miss Stone will be promptly surrendered. Your Hul gnrlan brigand is not tho man to let tho tidy sum of $30,000 slip through his fingers for want "of a little practical business sense. Gniiil I'rnMpet'tM for n Itnn. Brooklyn Kngle. On hearing lhat the president's mcssago is to contain something llko fifteen columns of ordinary newspaper space, several mem bers of congress are planning and devising sore throats and mumps. Why this elab orate artifice? Tho old-fashioned thirst Is excuse enough to most congressmen for an early escape to the cloakroom. Hn.vjtll .Vriiln tlir Money. Chicago Chronicle. Americans nro outbidding tho English aristocracy for choice vantage points from which to view tho royal pageant during King Edward's coronation ceremonies next year. Of course they will get them. Tho British dearly love a royal show, but their affection for Ainoricnn dollars nlways wins when there Is nothing but sentiment at stake. Srrret of lliirvuril'n Triumph. nuffalo, Kxprcss. President Hoosevelt rooted for Harvard. "Will you personally give my good wishes to tho team," he telegraphed Manager Tal madge, "and Bay I am sure they can win and that I count upon their playing with out a letup from tho first to last." Yalo could not expect to win against a strong Harvard team backed up by the prince of Hough Hlders nnd .tho government. .linking tlir Itnl Mini Itnstli. Indianapolis Journal, Indian Commissioner Jones' plan for civ ilizing tho Indiana reada well, but would to found very difficult to ,put In practice. To "throw the Indian upon his resources and to enforce on him realization of the dignity of labor" Is moro easily sug gested than done. Probably ono of the best results of cutting off rations from the In dians and abandoning them to their own resources .would bo tho hastening of their extinction, which seems to bo tho only praotical 'solution of that particular raco question. Output nf fiolft, St, Louis Olobe-Dcmocrat. Thus far. In tho calendar year 1901 tho United Stntes hag produced about $85,000,000 of gold, a largo part of which has gone to the mint. Hy tho end of tho year tho total will be In the neighborhood of $100,000,000. It even only half of this big amount goei to tho mint tho drain of gold exportation already under way can bo stood easily, Tho secretary of the treasury, having this domeatic influw of gold In mind, sees noth ing in tho outflow to create any uneasiness Tho fact Is tho gold exportation Is attract ing very little attention anywbero In the country. much that stands out as a came for thank fulness. It Is true that corn, the greatest cereal crop that the world knows, furnishes only about 1,350,000.000 bushels against a normal supply of over 2,000,000,000 bushels: but on tho other hand, tho wheat crop passes all records with 750,000,000 bttshcK and is so distributed that those sections shortest on corn have a wheat crop larger In size nnd finer In quality than ever before produced. .Nature's law of compensation makes good a deficiency In ono lino with an abundance in another. Grass, In nil Its forms, tho most valuablo crop in our agriculture, Is this year deficient, but as a compensation opportunity has been afforded to fnve and utilize tho fodder on millions of ncres of com, and forage for cattle will bo both nhundant nnd cheap. Apple or chards yielded lew than halt a normal crop, but peaches nnd small fruits havo been nbundsnt to make good In some meas ure tho toss of tho king of fruits. If n distinction be made between tho farming class ns a wholo and the individ uals who nro aggregated to make this wholo, tho flnanrlal returns of tho year's work aro greater than those of last season. Tho distribution, however, Is such that not only many individuals, but tunny great sec tions of tho country havo not fared so well. In practically every lino of produc tion prices aro higher than last year; this condition, of course, adding to tho bank accounts of thoso who havo secured even fair crop returns, but being of llttlo signlflcnnco to those districts that have llt tlo or no crop surplus nbovo domestic re quirements, Tho advanco In tho price of corn makes tho aggregate valuo of the short crop almost as great as tho value of the larger crop last year: wheat Is higher; other cereals, roots, hay, cotton, fruits, animal products, and practically all farm products, aro selling nt higher prices. Our farmers are not In business for n singlo year, and euch lu their present finan cial condition that thu results of n single season hnvo but little significance. It Is only when comparison Is Instituted between their position now and a few years ago that tho truo basts for rural thankfulness can bo appreciated. Tho farmers' prosperity Is no HITS OK WASHINGTON 1,1 FK. Scours nml Incident Observed nt tile Xntloniil Cntiltnl. Thero Is significant unanimity nmong Washington correspondents with respect to tho first messngo of President Itoosovolt. They ngrco In nsscrting it will he tho longest on record, consisting ot 28,000 words, which will fill nbout seventeen nowspaper columns. Heretofore tho im pression obtained that President Hooso veil's messngo would be nn Ideal ono In brevity, meeting tho expectations of crltlca who havo bewailed tho practlco of former presidents, Hut tho correspondents declaro tho forthcoming mcssago will surpass Its predecessors and warn the country to pro parc for a siege. Tho principal tip on the length of tho document comes from tho government -printing office, whero the mes sngo has boen put In type. From this source comes the Information that the message Alls moro "galleys" than any han dled by tho printers. Every effort is made at the government printing ofllce, where the president's mes sage is put into type, to prevent any part of It front becoming public property before the president mokes his final corrections and npprovos the. advance copies which are given out for publication. Tho manuscript Is cut into exceedingly smull "takes" and distributed nmong the most trustworthy printers in tho lmmenso composing room. Tho corrections aro then made entirely by ono man, as tho compositor making correc tions on a galley would have a much better chnnco to absorb the contents of the mcssago than do thoso who set up the typo from tho small "takes." Foremen at the printing offlco say that these pre cautions nro necessary, as every year the employes of the printing olllco receive flat tering financial offers from persons who aro Interested in getting the exact views of tho president on public matters in ad vance. Several times printers, although they tako the same oath ot offlco us is administered to cablnot officers, have given out advanco Information which proved of Immense value to stock speculators and others. A few, samples of schnurrbartblnde, a contrlvanco used by Kaiser Wllhelm In training his mustache, havo been received In Woshlngton from Herlin, but they aro not on sale. Thoy nro too precious for raero barter. Thero may be a big demand for them next season, especially if Kaiser Wllhelm decides to build a challenger for tho America's cup. Ho has a largo col lection ot them. He needs one several times a tiny, else that upward twist of his mustacho would soon dlsnppenr. Ho needs a achnurrbartblndo ns much aB a woman to whom naturo has not been kind In tho matter of curls.needs a curling Iron. This schnurrbartblnde Is a contraption of 'silk gauzo on a wire frnme, two llttlo leather straps and (wo pieces of elnstic web. Tho samples now hero wero brought over by young men who are wearing tho ends of their mustaches pointing upward llko church stoepies. The maker of this toilet article avers that tho rtnperor Is the Inventor. Tho schn and all the rest of It is formed somewhat llko a bat with wingH extended. When Emporor William summons his hairdresser that functionary brings a binder with him. His imperial majesty's mustache Is tucked up ns ho wears it nnd tho schnurrbartblnde is fastened behind his head. It stays thero until tho emperor has had his shampoo nnd all parts of tho faco not covered by tho contrivance aro shaved. Then tho binding la removed and tho result Is thnt -wonderful upward twist. For tho benefit of thoso who hnve pot their dictionaries at band, tho combination ot sixteen letters may bo translated ns meaning "mustacho binder." In Ilcrlln It is whispered, not spoken nlnud, becauso that would bo leso majeste, that tho emperor uses a sort ot pasto to keep tho cndB of his taustacho standing. near Admiral . S. Schley has presented Isador Hayner, who so ably represented tho rear admiral .in tho recent famous hearing boforo the court of Inquiry, with n hand somo souvenir ns n tokon of, his great es tcom nnd affection for tho distinguished Maryland lawyer. Mrs. Hayner has nlso been remembered. Mr. Hayner received a valuablo gold tlraopleco nnd Mrs. Hayner a magnlflcont- brooch of diamonds and pearls. It is stnted that both tho watch and the brooch are beautiful and valuablo samples of tho Jeweler's art. They came, It Is un derstood, ns n complete surprlso to Mr. and Mrs. Hayner. A mutual friend of Mr. Iluynor nnd Hear Admiral Schley In Washington, who saw tho gifts, describes them as follows: "Tho watch Is of solid gold, with white fnee and plain English numorals. On tho back of tho raso Is Mr. Hayucr's monogram, i. H.,' exquisitely carved. Tho chain la heavy, but perfectly plain, and on tho end la n largo ring, to which is attached a small gold pencil, tlkowiso severely plain. "Tho brooch, or pendant, sent Mrs. Hay ner la about ono and a half inches In diameter and heart-shaped. In tho center 'i Bernard W. Snow, li Crop lixpert, la Sal '! unlay tiicnlng Tost, little slngle-)oar affair, based upon good or bad crops at home or abroad. It Is a great tidal wave that Is still sweeping onward, and n single year, oven though It were positively bad, Instead of negatively good, could not cheek it. It began In 139, and has moved with ilnereaslng volume through five years of fatness. The depths of agricultural depression were reached In 1800, nnd It Is by comparison of tho present situation with that existing In that year that tho truo measure of tho farmers' thanksgiving n' he appreciated. in tSOC, a bountiful year, the corn crop of tho country was worth Jl9l.000.000 on the farm; this year a short crop Is worth ?700,000,000. Wheat then brought the farmer $310,000,000; this yenr It nets him $420,000. 000. The cotton crop wna then worth sonv; $32.",000,000: this year something lll.o $."00, 000,000, Tho same condition runs through tho whole list of soil products. In live stock, which In a measure reprosents'per manenl cnpltal, tho same showing Is made, in lS9tS tho total valuo of tho live stock of the country was Jl.fiSO.OOO.OOO: today It reaches tho stupendous total of fully $2,r,00, 000,000, nnd In this extraordinary advance every class is a sharer. Tho American farmer 1b thankful because year after year his position grows better from every point of view. Ills capital Is growing, his lauds nrn becoming more valuable, his ecalo of living Is advancing, nnd his Intellectual and social advantages keep paco with his improving financial po sition. Tho farmer today is no longer nn Isolated Individual cut off by location from constant contact with his fellows. The central west Is coVered with n network of wires that represent rural telephones and rural exchanges by, the thousand, nnd even individual farms have their switchboards so that different parts of tho farm aro at all times In touch with the farm hottse. Ilural free mall delivery furnishes tho city morn ing dally paper almost ns early os in tho city, nnd enables tho farm wife to shop by mall qulto ns readily and with less effort than her urban sister. Klcctrlc roads In rural districts aro a thing of today, nnd tomorrow clcctrlo light ing will supplant kerosene. Is an egg-shaped stone, nbout the slzo of a finger nail. It is ot a pale, delicate green tint when viewed hy gaslight, but nt other times has a decidedly bluish tint. Sur rounding this center stono are seven soll talro pearls, each nearly as largo as n small pea. Around the edges of tho pen dant arc fifty diamonds, set closo together and Imbedded In the gold, forming a con tinuous border of tho precious stones. "Hoth watch and pendant nro encased In handsomo caskets ot red plush, covered with leather ot tho samo hue." A certain congressman has Instructed his butler to say to all undcslrablo callers that bo Is In tho hath nnd cannot bo seen. Last, week, relates the New York Tribune, n constituent with - a grievance to exploit called every day at the house, but, no mat ter nt what hour ho presented himself, he was lnvnrlably Informed that tho honorable M. C. was bathing. His last visit he, timed lato in tho afternoon, but was again chagrined to learn that Mr. X was lu his bath. "I must sco him," said the visitor to tho servant; "my business is most Important: I'll wait until he Is through with his bath." "Dat's no use," replied tho negro butler; "genieraan done, waited foe hours do udder Jay; Mlstar X he want through then." Whereupon tho disappointed constituent wroto upon his card: "You may auccecd, it you persevere. In getting your body clean ono of these days, hut If you should spend tho rest of your life In a bathtub It would not purify your conscience or your political record." ' l'KHSONAI, NOTKS. About one-seventieth of the people of this country aro engaged in the railroad business. The will of the late Sir Walter nesant. the author, shows that the gToss value ot his estate was 8,312. Senator Depow is trustee for estates ag gregating $200,000,000 In value, besides being a director In seventy-six different firms nnd corporations. King Edward Is n good shoemaker, having learned tho trade at the wish of his father, nil of whoso malo children wero taught modes of earning their own living. Tho hunting season hns now closed In the Adlrondacks, nnd the record Is COO deer slain nnd twonty-thrce men killed or wounded. That la n kind of sport calcu lated to "stagger humanity." Howard Chandler Christy, the well known nrtlst, Is using n Jersey hillside for tho background of his painting, "The Hattlo of San Juan." The work la being done near Alplne-on-thc-Hudson, his summer studio. Dr. Jurvis S. Wight, tho well known Brooklyn physician, who died several days ago, was a descendant of Thomas Wight, who emigrated to this country In 1635. Ho Invented a number ot surgical Instruments nnd wrote soveral valuablo works ou med ical subjects. Oeorge Dlmmock of Salt, Lake, Utah, 70 years old, challenges nny white Chrletlnn In tho United Stntes and British islands to run, walk, sing or talk for two hours, or to run nnd wnlk ono hour nnd tnlk for nn- othor. His neighbors offer to back him freely should his challcngo bo accepted, Whether Eating Turkey, duck or chicken Your dress should be considered. BLACK is nlwnys good , form. We have Sacks, Cutaways, FroukH, Swallowtails and Tweeds from all the new materials that are appropriate. Thoroughly 'tailored and sty- ' lish in cut. "No Clothing Fits Like Ours." TIIANKSOIVI.NV, NECKWEAH AND OTHER NECCESR1TIES OK DHES3 FOH THAT OCCASION, , roWii!-lfr2--(5 Exclusive Clothiers and Furnishers. R. S. Wilcox, Manager. mil OTIMJ I'OI'tt.ATIOX. .Million .f titnllllr.il ntrr Full It llterclsc iiirlr ttlht. Chicago Chronicle. ' The population rennrt Imnp.i uv i, ,,. ,sus bureau shows that thero are In thf " aiaies ami territories 21,329,81$ innles of voting age. of militia ago the number Is some R.OOO.OOO lesv This does not mean ilmt n, arnnnne - . iivvu'n'ii citizens of tho United States are capable ol bearing arms. Probably not over two thirds of the men In this country betweee IS nnd 13 years old would pass a surgeon' examination In a recruiting or draft offlcr. ilut even 10,000,000 men would form a mtt army of defense If tho country should be attacked from any quarter or from all quar ters at once. While the malen of voting ago In the country number over 21,000,000, thero wero hut 11.000,000 votes cast nt thr. presidential election of 1900. Tho voting population ot tho territories, which do not participate In a presidential election, 1s not over 200,00(1, So It appears that only about it two-thirds volo was cast. Only 14,000,000 out of 21.000.000 voters went to tho polls, leaving 7,000,000 nonot era among tho population of voting age. Tho Ktipprcsscd colored may amount to l.f-oo.poo or 2,000,000 - pronnniy not as much as tho iHrger numbet. Allowance) Is also to be mad fr urall:ed aliens and the Chinese over 2t years ow, nut with nil thea deductions It Is evident thnt 4,000.000 or 5,000.000 citizens of tho United States of voting ago nnd manned tiy mw no not go to the polls. It would not do in havo a compulsory ballot law to drag theso imnuirrn 10 mo naitot box. From a law compelling mon to voto whether they wnntcd to vote.1 or not It nnM k nnt . step to a law directing them how they should vote. A man who does not voto wno does not earo enough nhnni tv. --'".' tlll 1. V. 1, 1 1 - try to tako a part In tho elections Is not a good citizen. Ho 'cannot bn nmin citizen hy law; MfillT AXI l.tVUM. Clovrlatid Plnln Denier: "Miss Dhln't sho get my nolo this Smllax morn- "Shore, eor. I thought it -was a bill from the faco sho mude." Chicago Post: "Don't you darn to klsa me. Hlrl ' she exclaimed, an sho thought alio detected symptoms of an effort In that line. "r don't dare." ho replied. "Then, why don't you?" elm asked. Washington Stnr: "I nm nfrald," said a certnln small boy's mother, "that you nrn overeating. Aren't you a llttlo appro henslvo? " "No," wns the nnawer, after due delib eration. "I'm not afraid. You know ladles ore naturally timid." Philadelphia I'rens: Teas How do vou know Hess Is going to marry Mr. lloamll mug for bis money? Josh She told mo so, herself. Teaa-What! Did she renlly say that? Jess Humo thing. Sho salil alio wna golna to marry htm. ' Boston Transcript: Miss Stalemate Da you think a woman Is Justified In lying about her age? MIsh Spring If her looks won't lie fot her, I aupposo she Is forced to do it herself. Chicago Tribune: "Sir," anld tho sub. ordinate officer, touching his hat, "I liav the honor to Inform you that the ship li bntlly ventilated." "Ha!" exclaimed tho captain, atartini from bis reverie. "Who has been ventiUt, lllg US?" Chicago Post: "What makes your father look so blue tonight?" "8 s alii Somebody thoughtlessly men tioned tho fact that Christmas Is coming." Detroit Free Trees: Mr. Marmndtika Jenkyns AVell, old boys will be old boys, Mth. Jenkynu. Mrs. Mnrmiidtiko Jotikvna Oh, no: you meun that old boys will keep on trying to be young, boys. , Philadelphia. Cnthollc Standard: Knox I sat down In my easy 'chair Inst 'evening and nicked up that new novel of Scribblers nnd 1 didn't get Into bed. until 4 this morn ing. Cox-The Idea! Why, I thought it awfully tiresome. Knox Exactly: It was ( o'clock when I woke up In my chair. TIIAMCSKIVINK POBT11Y. Josh Wink In Baltimore American. The poems on Thanksgiving dny will haunt us for a week: Somo of thorn lilt In roundelay nnd some In dirges npenk; Homo of them tell lu dialect ot times down on the furm, And soma. In meter circumspect to maga zines lend charm. , Tho mnn who wrltea In ragtime strain will tell about thn moon, Which vlowa with nrrogant disdain tha hunting of the coon. There'll be a lot of Jingling vorao coni eernlng mother's pics, And then some rhyme a little worse about the "somber skies;" Weil get tho "sighing of tho breeze," tho "dying leaves," nud, oh, r'or fear that .these should fall to please, we'll get the It. b. snow; For nil nbout nnd all around the' poets seize the pen. Likewise tho rhymes they Inst year found und wrlto them onco again. A billion poema, moro or less. In Cadenco sad or gay. Have ndded to the world's distress since first we hnd tho day Tho Joyous day of giving' thnnks, and won dering for why. Except to thin thn turkey'a ranks nnd gormandize on pie. In every town from Htgglnsvlllc to Boston-on-the-Uav Old Pegasus (hey nearly kill about Thanks giving day. i But. what's the odds? They'vo got to be, along with nil the rest. Wo have to havo the poetry, to know how much we're bleat. The poems muy not be so grand, but all our woes will cense. When we'ro filled with turkey and our aoulH are full of peace. When wo HHnlmlhito the plea, and other things well, say,' "Weil bless the rhyming thoughts that rlao nbout Thanksgiving day. partio. -v I